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Ok, what I am working at right here is the biggest list of annoying things, habits, or people ever. What I have so far:
-When you're on an airplane and that freakin' baby won't shut up!
-When they cheat you at restaurants by filling your glass up with more ice than whatever you ordered
-When people breathe into the microphone (grrrrrr...)
-One word: SPLASHBACKS
-When somebody is talking to you and if you try to take a step back they take a step foward so that their feet are almost touching yours
-How on AIM you have to ask people if they're being sarcastic cauz it's usually hard to tell
-those paper-thin PB&J sandwiches that u buy out of the vending machines)
-anybody who thinks sean paul can actually sing!
-people who hate everything except for rap
Please, please, please add on!
Your mama''s so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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You can buy peanutbutter and jelly sandwiches out of vending machines?
Egg Power
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One word: SIBLINGS.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
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- People that repeatedly post dumb stuff
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-Stupid memories that won't leave me alone!
-When people talk about me behind my back and I can hear.
-Being the last to find out about things
-killing
-war
-hatred
-My brother's computer. Like I said, "Horrible, horrible keyboard."
And for the last time, I already know that hating hatred is contradictory, so you don't have to say it again! Plus, I'm saying that hatred drives me nuts.
Everything is as smooth as sandpaper pajamas.
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-When little kids come to my house and ask where the L and R buttons are on the controllers
-How SSBM calls Super Mario World Yoshi's Island (twice)
-When I forget to pre-record my favorite show on TV on Saturdays (take a guess what that is)
-When people bash the GameCube for no DVD player
-The fact that I could be the last human on Earth who still likes the Mario Party series
-How long my Easy Bake oven takes to cook things (gosh darnit!)
-When I post a reply somewhere and everyone leaves (like here probably)
-When people get annoyed by me
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/23/2004 7:09:17 AM
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- whenever I turn my computer off, it does the error ding right before the logoff sound
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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- That local radio station that plays crappy music like Rap, Pop, and crappy Rock
- Rap Music in general
- George W. Bush
- John Kerry
- People who don't realize that the console wars have ended
- Stupid Patriots who only realized that USA was a good country AFTER 9/11
- People who claim that they'll kill Osama when they have no military or fighting experience at all and think Osama is a frail muslim who couldn't take a punch
- Viacom (Nickelodeon, SpikeTV, MTV, they just really really suck to me)
- Stereotypical jerks who think fat people just eat all day
Er, I think that's it.
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Yes. When my family and I were in Disney World, the Disney peoples' idea of a pb&j was a "piece of pb and jelly" (which looked and had the consistency of a piece of American cheese) inside of a thin piece of pida bread
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Ah, thought of two more:
-When people talk to you on the phone while eating something (especially annoying if it's crunchy)
-Those faucets that only shoot the water out while your hand is pushing on the button.
-People who get offended by dumb blonde jokes
Your mama''s so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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-My brother
-Movies that look cool but turn out to be stupid (like the Metroid movie might)
-When my computer freezes and after I turn it off and on it tells me how to do it right next time
-Guns that recoil
-The fact that I can't play Mario music anymore because my keyboard is broken (kazoo aint that great)
-Waiting for Sapphira to update her awesome story
-Trying to think of things that drive me nuts
-Nuts
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 9/27/2004 8:40:38 AM
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People who wisper for no reason.
People getting up in my face.
People who yell for no reason, people who will not speak to you unless you maintain eye contact (I spend most of my conversations drawing).
Waiting in lines.
Bad soundalikes, which brings me to:
Crappy Disney sequels.
Those little armbands with the spikes on them that people wear because Avril Lavigne does it. (no offense intended to Miss Lavigne or her fans)
Teenage actors who play in Disney made-for-TV movies, that later go on to record albums and get filthy rich.
Chalk. I hate it.
Chalkboards. I hate them too, but for a different reason.
People who squeak their chalk on their chalkboards.
Shool assignments on weekends or vacations.
People who say, "No, seriously dude! My controller is plugged in wrong!"
People who lose your memory card when you let them borrow it.
Dialup.
lack of closure.
Stupid sequels that result in lack of closure.
Two part episodes of the show you only get to watch like, once a month.
Websites that say "last updated on September 3, 2000".
The messages on these sites that say "I think I'll have a lot more time to work on the site now."
LoL, and other chatroom lingo. I'm almost completely chatroom illiterate.
bad television adaptions of good books.
radio stations that have a burned CD of the top 20 songs, put it on shuffle, and let it play ten times.
Good songs that get REAL old when you play them too much.
Most pop music (not all of it, and nobody specifically)
Delayed videogame release dates.
Technology that I can't understand how to use (computers, cell phones, VCRs, ect...)
Hard manual labor. I'm a lazy wimp.
When my friends get a little too rough and begin kicking each other (and me) in the groin for entertainment.
Angst poetry.
Angst prose.
Bad language. Particularly around children, whom I have discovered, do indeed pick up on those four letter words.
People who pop their gum.
People who shoot spit wads.
People behind you who kick your seat.
The voices in almost any game that has been translated from Japanese. If I can, I just put it on Japanese language with English subtitles.
Knit-pickingly methodical room cleaners. I swear I've seen someone find one thing wrong with their shelf of stuffed animals or sports trophies, and rerarrange them altogether until it's been properly feng-shui'd.
Public restrooms.
Leg-humping dogs.
French food. I just don't get it, I guess.
peoplen who drive theri cars around in circles in the parking lot of Wal-mart, or the mall, with their bass turned up.
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."
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- When "its" is used instead of "it's" and vice-versa.
- When "your" is used instead of "you're" and vice-versa.
- When people put an apostrophe in every word that that ends in "S".
- When people talk during movies.
- When people lean on my chair while I am sitting in a chair that swivels/reclines.
- When people get fingerprints on my CDs / DVDs / GC discs (the data sides, of course).
- When people don't take care of CDs / DVDs / GameCube/PlayStation/XBox discs and then wonder why they don't work.
- Windows 98.
- People who drive like they just sat on a cactus.
- The futility of Chicago sports teams in general.
- Every time I eat at someone else's house, their dogs are all up in my face and slobbering on me like they haven't eaten in weeks.
- The spacebars on every Gateway keyboard in my college's labs.
- Internet Explorer.
- Message boards where everyone has a huge image in their signature.
- Macy Gray's voice.
- David Gray's head.
Edited by - Deezer on 9/25/2004 10:43:30 PM
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~Hilary Duff (she can't sing and she definatly can't act)
~waiting for games to come out
~My best friend almost always needing help with her games from me and then telling people that she is so much better then me
~pop-ups
~my little neigbor kid coming over and only wanting to play sport games and then screwing up the controller
~when you ask to go to the bathroom and teachers say "I don't know, CAN you go to the bathroom?"
~reality TV
~the fact that both of my younger brothers have a GBASP and I don't
~Mario Party games
~WHen my friends dog follows me and shoves his head into my bag
~when my friend complains non-stop about how PS2 doesn't have any Mario games and I have to tell him to get a gamecube
~rap
~siblings
~when people talk about me behind my back
~when people talk about me in front of my face
~when people use slang and I don't know what they are saying
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~Physical Education Homework and written assignments
~Annoying people
~Fund-Raisers
~Telemarketers
~People who work for Tech support, but I sadly know mnore then them
~Games that are impossibly hard to figure out so you just give up
~The genie in Aladin
~Rich people who have over $500,000,000
~Regis Philbin
~"Is that ya' fnal ansa'?"
~the Price is Right after Rod died
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- An '03 Honda Civic Hybrid
- A 2000 Ford Mustang Convertable
I some times drive me nuts around in other things, but those are used most often.
- People that attempt clever replies. I guess that means I drive myself nuts.
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That post made me laugh.
- My sister
- Yellow Cars
- Disney Channels
- Disney Movies (Unless they were made with Pixar)
- Disney Sequels
- People who say "Everything but Rap sucks" and try to act Gangsta, when they live in the Suburbs and couldn't last 4 minutes on the streets at night.
- People who think Tupac is still alive (He's dead, GET OVER IT)
- People who continue to swear in a place even after they're told not to *cough*Frozen-Solid*cough*
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-people blowing cigarrete smoke in my face.
-people saying one thing and then doing another.
I am not a complete idiot. There are bits missing.
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~- Badly made, straight-to-video sequels of good movies.
~- People who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures.
~- Dutch People.
Egg Power
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~ "Definately"
~ My brother singing along with every song on the radio
~ People who purposely do badly on video games (or other things for that matter)
~ This topic
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- Kids who complain "Are you serious?!" whenever a teacher allots an assignment.
- My computer
- People who program viruses, adware, spyware, etc.
- Pop-ups that glitch so you have to shut down all your open browsers
- Nickelodeon (they air television's most retarded shows)
- Disney movies after 1999
- Bostonians (they won't SHUT UP about "how the Yankees suck")
- People who bring obnoxious children into movies ("MOMMY! I WANT CANDY!")
- "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."
- The kids in my Chemistry class who think the shape of a bubble wand will alter the shape of the bubble itself
- The fact that all commercials have to depict men as idiots in some way, i.e. Domino's Pizza commercials
- EMachines
- People who say "I'm just bein' gansta" as an excuse for being brainless retards
- 'Manos' the Hands of Fate
- The Cat in the Hat movie
- People who insist Luigi can be found in Super Mario 64
- The "L is Real" rumor (GET OVER IT, PEOPLE)
- Drunken people who run about the streets yelling at night
- Spammers
- People who cheat during tests
- People who run red lights and stop signs
- Franklin the turtle
- Osama Bin Laden
- People who have lazy eye
- The Cramp Twins
- Hilary Duff
- Michael Jackson
- Adam Sandler
- The woman I saw eating gulping butter out of a tub
- Tourists
- Theodore Roosevelt's smile
- Movie sequels that don't have ANY of the original movie's cast (ie: Home Alone 3, Beethoven 3,4,5...)
- Directors who misread the demands for movie sequels (ie: Baby Geniuses 2)
- Movies with two or more plot holes
- 30-year-old people who fail to use a spell-check in documents
- Every instance with a cat in an [animated] movie needs to cough up a hairball
- Family Circus, Marmaduke, Blondie, and Garfield comic strips
- People who say "Final answer?" after asking you a question
- The Male Enhancement commercials
- Cheating AI
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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- My younger sister when she talks on the phone all day and blasts that crappy MTV channel (I go and blast my music when she does)
- This whole Yankees vs. Red Sox thing
- Baseball in general
- That bad taste you get in your mouth in the morning when you wake up
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-How my collee dog always rams his humonguos snout into my croutch when I come home
-The shows of Cramp Twins and Winx Club instead of two more episodes of Sonic X
-Funnies that talk about controversial topics
-Akward-shaped heavy things that are hard to carry (like vacuum cleaners)
-Election commercials, even with the candidate I like
-The broken systems at the game kiosk in my Kmart and the fact that no one ever tries to fix them (the GC controller has been broken forever)
-Kids who abuse or lose their nintendo systems
-When I hit standby on my computer and it freezes
-The castle levels of SMB: Lost Levels
-Questions in schoolwork that don't make sense
-Sun glare when you drive late in the evening
-The characters in Star Fox who always whine about you helping them while you're getting killed and that they never try to help you
-My game rental store that charges $5 for games, hardly purchases any GC games compared to the other systems, screws up my reservations, and never uses their $1.50-movie monday deal on holidays or the summer
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 9/27/2004 9:09:58 AM
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-Home Alone 4 (At least Home Alone 3 had different characters played by different actors instead of the same characters played by different actors. Oh, and the plot sucked.)
-When the girl I love talks about cute guys right in front of me
-Waking up when I don't want to
-When I'm visiting people in another state and they ask me where I go to school
-The fact that no one likes the homecoming dance
-The fact that I'm not omnipotent
And finally,
-That Spiked Goomba that jumps out at you at the beginning of Paper Mario
"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
Edited by - Red Paratroopa on 9/27/2004 3:00:12 PM
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"I some times drive me nuts around in other things, but those are used most often."
Luigison; that didn't sound right....
I don't wanna say what bugs me. I don't wanna type. My tendons are freakin swollen from typing so much a few inches below my wrist. AAAAAAH, it hurts.
Gray, the color of her eyes as if menacing clouds hang overhead
When anger strikes the goodness of her heart slate gray pierces you with a sudden chill making you give in to those beautiful eyes
But when she`s happy her eyes brighten as if the Sun shines through the opaqueness of the threatening clouds; you can`t help but smile
I want you... Only you
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-unnecessary blank spaces
-Hyphens
-That one guy... Don't act like you don't know who I'm talking about.
-edits
Edited by - Popple on 9/27/2004 4:42:15 PM
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Trainman, it wasn't supposed to sound "right". It was meant to be funny. Not LOL funny, but "That crazy Luigison" funny.
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These are the ones that you guys came up with that I agree with/think is funny. If this topic continues to be active, I will update this list of mine every so often.
P.S I edited a few of them
-When you're on an airplane and that freakin' baby won't shut up!
-When they cheat you at restaurants by filling your glass up with more ice than whatever you ordered
-When people breathe into the microphone (grrrrrr...)
-People who say “w/e†too much
-One word: SPLASHBACKS
-When somebody is talking to you and if you try to take a step back they take a step forward so that their feet are almost touching yours
-How on AIM you have to ask people if they're being sarcastic
-Those paper-thin PB&J sandwiches that come in packages and that you buy out of vending machines
-Anybody who thinks Sean Paul can actually sing!
-How long my Easy Bake oven takes to cook things (gosh darnit!)
-When people talk to you on the phone while eating something (especially annoying if it's a carrot)
-Those faucets that only shoot the water out while your hand is pushing on the button.
-People who get offended by dumb blonde jokes
-People who whisper for no reason.
-Those little armbands with the spikes on them that people wear because Avril Lavigne does it. (no offense intended to Miss Lavigne or her fans)
-When people walk up to you and are like “You just got a haircut!†Oh, really?!?
-Teenage actors who play in Disney made-for-TV movies, that later go on to record albums and get filthy rich.
-People who like the Packers for the sole reason that everybody else hates them.
-People who say “That was stupid†when you tell a joke that was meant to be stupid.
-Chalk. I hate it.
-Chalkboards.
-People who squeak their chalk on their chalkboards.
-People who hate certain music or songs just because of the person who wrote them *ahem Michael Jackson ahem*
-Bad television adaptions of good books (like the Disney movie “Maniac Mageeâ€Â)
-Good songs that get REAL old when you play them too much
-People who drive like they just sat on a cactus
-When you ask if you can go to the bathroom and teachers say "I don't know, CAN you go to the bathroom?"
-People who say "everything but Rap sucks" and try to act ‘gangsta’, when they live in the suburbs and couldn't last 5 minutes on the streets at night
-The Cat in the Hat movie
-The Family Circus comic
-That one guy... Don't act like you don't know who I'm talking about.
-Trying to think of things that drive me nuts
Your mama''s so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
Edited by - boomstix on 9/27/2004 6:58:21 PM
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Ooo ooo I got more!
-People who always ask me what I'm playing, even though they know nothing about PC or console games and will never buy one in their life
-People who call computer games "video games"
-People who wear 1-Up Mushroom shirts or Zelda shirts but don't know what a GameCube is
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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- Teenage girls who have no volume control in a library
- People who only go to the library just to use the computers
- Retarded Middle School kids
- People who hate the Gamecube but can't debate the issue
- Planet's Funniest Animals (Dogs dressed like dolls and cats pushing objects around AREN'T FUNNY)
- Bob Saget (DIE MORON DIE)
Romance is for the weak-minded.
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 9/27/2004 8:08:32 PM
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Nintendoexpert, for some reason I think you went to the library recently.
Your mama''s so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.
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I find that ironic because I work in one.
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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~- When stupid people say stupid things and there is nothing I can do about it.
~- Not being able to fly or something cool like that.
Egg Power
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I find it impressive that you have such a level of forgiveness with teenage girls with no volume control
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog
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Here are mine:
-The fact that I have 2 remotes for my TV and VCR and can't keep track of either of them.
-Insane Clown Posse.
-People who say they eat guinea pigs.
-People who call guinea pigs "cavies". I mean, what's the diff?!
-Bagworms.
-People who fling bagworms at me.(yuck!)
-People saying Shadow's dead. He can't be dead!!!
-Brandon Dawson.
-Dr Eggman, aka EGGHEAD!!!
-Locker combinations.
-Toejam.
-Eyegoop.
-Yu Gi Oh!
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Quips & Quotes 1: "Not all wizards are good. Some of them go bad."
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I'd tend to agree that Shadow is not dead because I've played Sonic Heroes. ;)
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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He better not be dead! He's way too cool. Speaking of Sonic... that brings me to my next list!
- The Rail Canyon levels in Sonic Heroes (I'm terrible at those)
- Nose bleeds
- Shaving cream
- Shaving cuts
- Shaving by itself
- Autumn time when legions of lady bugs attack my house (inside and out)
- The stupid new show Boo-bah! which is a lame copy of the awesome show Telletubbies
- Kids who constantly hurt themselves and cry (yeah, I have a little trouble with kids :))
- "Sexy" commercials
- Trying to find Mario Party 2 and 3 midis on the internet
- Food that gets stuck in your teeth and/or takes forever to swallow
- People and things that say "and/or"
- Drive-thru speakers ("What? Huh? What didja say? I can't understand you!")
- "I'm Lovin' It!" (r)
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 9/29/2004 7:38:51 PM
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-People who actually ENJOY the Teletubbies, probably one of the most horrible shows made by the BBC
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The weirdest entry so far has been:
"Rich people who have over $500,000,000".
Where did you get five-hundred million?
Do rich people who have $499,999,999 not drive you nuts?
Well, whatever. Anyway, I got three more:
-People who excessively think out loud
-Stupid “fill-in-the-bubble†tests where the teacher tells you just how to fill in the bubbles EVERY SINGLE YEAR. How stupid do they think we are?
-Those almost-not-possibly annoying sounds that people program to go off every time they log on, log off, or IM you.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog
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Here's one:
-Moderators that instantly close topics if they know it's a "bad fungi" from the past who made it, but it's a perfectly legitimate thread that violates absolutely no rules whatsoever.
Gray, the color of her eyes as if menacing clouds hang overhead
When anger strikes the goodness of her heart slate gray pierces you with a sudden chill making you give in to those beautiful eyes
But when she`s happy her eyes brighten as if the Sun shines through the opaqueness of the threatening clouds; you can`t help but smile
I want you... Only you
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- Making tests.
- Being required by state law to read the directions on tests that tell students for the umpthteenth time how to fill-in-the-bubbles.
- Grading tests.
- Teaching to the middle.
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Oh man. Taking the Iowa Basics exams every other year or whatever in grade school drove me nutso. The boringest days of my life. If you take the last time you were bored and multiply it by a hundred thousand, that's how boring it was. It was so boring, if I was allowed to doze off, the sheep I'd be counting would be bored. So anyway, it was really boring.
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Hey! I love "i'm lovin' it"! It's so horribly funny and gramatically terrifying!
Luigison's bubble filling response was hahaha.
MisterFantastic4's guitar riff logon is teh 1337!
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Who is MisterFantastic4?
Egg Power
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Some crazy I know from AIM who got me highly addicted to a certain website of Khans, staplers, bananaphones, and the song "Rock You Like A Hurricane", among other things.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Edited by - Lizard Dude on 9/30/2004 3:30:36 PM
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-Does LD know what song that is yet?
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-I don't know what MisterFantastic4's logon sound is from
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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(link was removed due to excessive whining) You know what? All this talk about things that drive you nuts keeps reminding me of something kind of funny I read awhile back on the internet. It was called 250 ways to be Annoying and was one of the funniest thing I had ever read. I laughed so hard through the entire thing that at the end I could barely breathe. But you guys probably don't care about that.
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/3/2004 4:13:52 PM
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- Bob pretending to read over my shoulder while I am in the bathroom.
- Bob's big fat Greek mother's sister, Georgia.
- Bob insistance that his named is spelled with a "Y", BYOB.
- The way Bob describes winning as, "Being BOYB".
- People who make up annoying things about a fake person named Bob.
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These stupid ads in between every page.
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Well, sorrrrry, but I just couldn't help myself. This is my first stupid ad to post and it will probably be my last so don't worry about it.
Oh yeah, and #251 is... applaud people for doing a good job during the entire time they’re playing Donkey Konga! Oops, that's 252. 251 would be post the same annoying ad on every page of a forum topic. Nya-ha-ha!
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/2/2004 9:49:00 AM
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Jeez, sometimes at school I suddenly think of some awesome thing to add to this list, and by the time I get home, I forget it.
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog
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- Incomplete topics on message boards ("Don't you hate it when...", "Oh man I totally..." etc.) so you have to go into the thread to see what it's actually about.
- "Check here to use HTML in your message."
Edited by - Deezer on 10/2/2004 9:12:29 PM
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- The fact that my step-grandfather wants to dig up my real grandfather's grave after my grandmother dies
- The fact that my step-grandfather wants to cremate my grandmother when she dies and split her into three urns
- People who park slanted, taking up two parking spots
- People who smoke indoors whereas restricted
- People who only use the internet to chat
- People who do nothing on a computer but play 3D Pinball and Solitare all day
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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Get ready, 'cause it's time for my next list!
- People who sing in the morning when you just wake up and you feel like roadkill
- People who ask you if you're going to do something when they know you have no choice but to do it anyway
- People who don't reply to you when you finish talking
- People who don't wash their hands after they use the restroom *thinks back to Seinfeld episode*
- People who don't believe that the "250 Ways to be Annoying" page is funny
- The fact that absolutely none of my friends own a GameCube (but they did help buy me one for my golden birthday so I guess I can't complain too much)
- The new episodes of SNL which aren't very funny
- When you're going to bed and super tired and have to use the bathroom but you're so tired and don't want to get up but you can't go to sleep and you keep squirming and tossing around until finally you have no choice but to wet your pants
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/4/2004 7:52:15 AM
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"Don't you hate it when..."
^Deezer used my thread!!! THANKS DEEZER YOU GREAT FRIEND OF MINE. *eyes light on frickin fire*
I believe we trail off our topic names because we are trying to make it vague so you can put anything that bugs you, etc., etc. We're not doing it to annoy, mind you.
Things That Bug Me A Lot:
-All the people of this forum.
-All the people of the chatroom.
Thank you and have a nice holy frick-a-moly day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gray, the color of her eyes as if menacing clouds hang overhead
When anger strikes the goodness of her heart slate gray pierces you with a sudden chill making you give in to those beautiful eyes
But when she`s happy her eyes brighten as if the Sun shines through the opaqueness of the threatening clouds; you can`t help but smile
I want you... Only you
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-How much Trainmain uses variants of the word "frick"
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Egg Power
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"A One that is isn't cold is scarcely a One at all"
K, now time for some more:
-People who mention MTV in their songs (especially when they dis MTV, ‘cause more likely than not, if it never existed, they probably wouldn’t be rich and famous)
-People who use too many abbreviations in their songs, even if it’s intentional
-When two people call each other at the exact same time and you get the busy single so you have to keep calling and calling until one of you decides to stop.
-When people lick their fingers to turn the pages of a book. Especially when it’s my book.
-In snowboarding, how you have to undo one of your bindings every time you get on a lift
-Cauliflower (yuck)
-Pants that unzip all by themselves, even if they’re not tight.
-When I am accused of ‘choosing not to understand’, aka "confused"
-People who are overly negative and forever drone on about the things that annoy them.
-People who have (and/or list) too many inside jokes
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog
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When Markio comes into the chatroom, says something random, and then leaves a couple of seconds later.
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- Vid ignoring anyone who says something that in some way annoys him
- Markio entering #tmk, then leaving shortly after
- "Yo momma" jokes
- My siblings annoying me on purpose
- Windows ME
- My computer freezing at the most annoying times, such as it did while I was typing this the first time
- People who swear excessively
- The fact that my brother is playing a game that I'm BORROWING, especially since I haven't even had a chance to play it
- "Yo momma" jokes(yes, I know I said it twice)
- My brother being so violent
- People who cheat at online games
- People who don't like Tetris
- People who always seem to get their way
- People who pick on people that play Pokémon games
- People who make fun of people that play TCGs
- Waiting for Sapphira to get back to The Prophecy
- Waiting for new mailbags
- Those stupid game machines in places like Chuck E. Cheese's that take your tokens one by one, and give you about 5 tickets in return
- Ants
- School lunches that don't have enough food
- People that don't like Homestar Runner
- The whole "Meowrik and Trainman being half-ops in #tmk" incident that led to Frozen-Solid being banned and MEGAߥTE leaving
- The fact that my TV is being used because my brother is playing a game that I'm BORROWING
- X-box fanatics
- Vid always saying "I'm bored" in the chatroom
- Those stupid ads that appear on practically every page and take up the whole page and are just bigger versions of the banner ads that are on almost every page
- The fact that TMK isn't on Kontek
- Grand Theft Auto
- People on IRC that overuse the /me command
- That stupid WildTangent spyware thing that always comes back, no matter what I do
- The BSoD(Blue Screen of Death, or, in my case, Black Screen of Death)
- The fact that my headphones hurt my ears
- Using a speaker as a microphone
And last and most annoying...
- Having to deal with a dishwasher that doesn't work right half the time
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
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- When people think I'm ignoring them for a stupid reason and don't know that I only ignore people who have been obnoxious jerks to me in the past and/or have lost my trust (even though they might not have had it in the first place).
Edited by - Vidgmchtr on 10/5/2004 6:21:54 PM
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"When Markio comes into the chatroom, says something random, and then leaves a couple of seconds later."
Eh, I think it's funny. Don't diss him.
DNC, hey, hehehehehey! Meowrik and I had NOTHING to do with MEGAߥTE leaving. We're worry were were doing a stupid jobs and Frozen was acting like an idiot. MB probably hasn't been around much because he has more important things to take care of like college than to piddle around listening to mindless chatter at the chatroom half the time. So don't give Meowrik and I the wrap for what Frozen did.
Well, I'm 'frickin' sorry, Lizard Dude. I just don't want to 'frickin' say the 'frickin' F-Bomb and get myself in huge trouble. Plus, I tend to say it in a Dr. Evil type way so it sounds funny...
My List (***= things that REALLY bug me):
-Idiots
-More idiots
-Morons
-Even more morons
-How Vid ALWAYS has something degrading to tell me about how he hates this person I like or that ever-so-something about me.
-How some ops will put +m on when nothing is happening for like 15 seconds. How random...
-Disrespectful debators. They make me so mad because of the idiotic, immature ways they act.
-People who say something very deep about you (like I love you), then turn out to be lying the next day and act as if nothing happened.
-How people can't accept my personality.***
-How people get mad at me because of my humor to certain things (i.e. I flip my car in Burnout 3 and it blows up and I snicker a little then my friend is all serious saying, "Dude, that's not even funny. Why are you acting so gay?")
-How people hate me although I'm nice.***
-How me being very nice and polite GETS ME NOWHERE IN LIFE except respect by very few people and lots of old people.***
-When I'm trying to explain something or defend myself in a situation that is not my fault or has some legitimate reasoning behind it and I'm instantly cut off and told, "You're wrong; shut up; this matter is resolved."
BIGGEST OF ALL TIME:
-How this thread is turning into a flame war by the post. It's ridiculous!
Gray, the color of her eyes as if menacing clouds hang overhead
When anger strikes the goodness of her heart slate gray pierces you with a sudden chill making you give in to those beautiful eyes
But when she`s happy her eyes brighten as if the Sun shines through the opaqueness of the threatening clouds; you can`t help but smile
I want you... Only you
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"-How this thread is turning into a flame war by the post. It's ridiculous!"
That's just what I was going to say. :)
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Yep, LD AND MY BRAIN ARE FUSED TOGETHER OMG!!!!1!!!1one!!!
Things that drive me nuts:
-My horrible sleep schedule. Can't go to sleep at night... wake up exhausted every day for the whole day, then repeat (in a nutshell)
-How someone is going to say, "YOU SLEEP IN A NUTSHELL?!" after they read the first thing that bugs me. HAhhaha, nah, I won't get mad.
-HEATBURN SUCKS!!!
-My speaker on my subwoofer (for the comp) is hitting so hard and loud it keeps hitting the top of the sub-box itself making an annoying clicking noise.
-School and all of its crap it has to offer (except German and BCIS!!!)
-How I have "tremors" of pain or slight burning down my throat to my stomach after I have has heartburn.
-When my throat is dry from my stupid fan.
-How PM2 WON'T HURRY THE HECK UP!!!
-How people in SMRPG know how to defend ALL special attacks, level up to 27 while I kick Smithy's butt at barely 18-19 making it so easy to kill everything, and how no one respects that Mario is a martyr x10!!! (yay, I just learned that word, weeee!!)
-People who don't think crashing cars is the least bit humorous (Burnout 3).
-People who don't like Mario.
-People who don't like the "Arnold and Sylvester Clash" flash at newgrounds.com
-People who are people.
-Whoop-de-do. Gablah gablah x585hgb5fgrehg7o489y4743293734823872378
ARE YOU TOO FOOLISH FOR YOUR PANTS!!!
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"-How Vid ALWAYS has something degrading to tell me about how he hates this person I like or that ever-so-something about me."
Dude, I joke. I told you last night that I wasn't being serious, but you didn't want to believe that and left.
Okay, my continued list:
- When my sister leaves the TV on, blasting, to go in her room and type on her computer
- How almost everything in the FF turns into a pointless flame war when someone talks about someone else doing something that drives others nuts.
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Wow, everyone sure is unhappy. A few more for me:
-pills
-being touched(not sexually, just being poked or jostled or something)
-people
Everything is as smooth as sandpaper pajamas.
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Ok, Vid, I understand, but are those dang smilies you put after ever degrading sentence supposed to be the signal for it to be a joke? If so, I didn't notice; I think of it as you laughing at me about it. But now that you told me, I fully understand.
Continuing the list (***-you know what it means):
-How John Kerry said Ronald Reagan, one of those few special people that make it to Earth once in a blue moon, led America into the country's darkest years when he was president. Sorry to be blunt folks, but my God, the man can't even show the slightest **** respect for the guy. I personally think Reagan made the world a better place.
-People who you know are stupid, but then when you argue about something they try to use "smart and educated" words that they don't know the definition to.
-YOU. YES... YOU!!!
-When I Super Jump my stupid pants.
-When my face breaks.
-When I Hadouken someone and I am obliterated with multiple Hadoukens.
-When people type "Idiot Style" like this: "d00d [wtd] r u talkin about d00d stop tpying lyke taht ur gay"(Heh, just thought of that little name! Idiot Style... guess it could be a knock off of "Indian Style.)
-ARE YOU TOO FOOLISH FOR YOUR PANTS people.
-This day... every day... gablah gablah.
ARE YOU TOO FOOLISH FOR YOUR PANTS!!!
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Ok, Vid, I understand, but are those dang smilies you put after ever degrading sentence supposed to be the signal for it to be a joke? If so, I didn't notice; I think of it as you laughing at me about it. But now that you told me, I fully understand.
Continuing the list (***-you know what it means):
-How John Kerry said Ronald Reagan, one of those few special people that make it to Earth once in a blue moon, led America into the country's darkest years when he was president. Sorry to be blunt folks, but my God, the man can't even show the slightest **** respect for the guy. I personally think Reagan made the world a better place.
-People who you know are stupid, but then when you argue about something they try to use "smart and educated" words that they don't know the definition to.
-YOU. YES... YOU!!!
-When I Super Jump my stupid pants.
-When my face breaks.
-When I Hadouken someone and I am obliterated with multiple Hadoukens.
-When people type "Idiot Style" like this: "d00d [wtd] r u talkin about d00d stop tpying lyke taht ur gay"(Heh, just thought of that little name! Idiot Style... guess it could be a knock off of "Indian Style.)
-ARE YOU TOO FOOLISH FOR YOUR PANTS people.
-This day... every day... gablah gablah.
ARE YOU TOO FOOLISH FOR YOUR PANTS!!!
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Mr. Face say you too foolish for your pants. Mr. Face is not always right but he's never wrong! Excuse me while I pop in again, say something random, and continue my annoying list! Nyah!
- The serious lack of Mario and Sonic merchandise in this country
- How Sonic's quills are messed up in Sonic X
- The Spring Yard Zone levels in Sonic 1
- Waiting for the Nintendo Darn Sweet to arrive
- People who make fun of nerds (except for rich ones)
- People that say “alright†without the L and R
- People who confuse Frankenstein with his monster when they don't have the same names
- People who still don't think that 250 Ways to be Annoying is hilarious
- All of the medication I have to take for my allergies and acne
- When I brush my teeth and toothpaste runs down my arm
- My humonguos hips, thighs, and...
- The little green elf inside of me who keeps telling me to burn things (and who I sometimes listen to)
- My bacon machine which keeps giving me toast and waffles instead of bacon *angrily grabs it and tosses it in the dumpster with Easy Bake oven*
- My helicopter which shoots off the blades whenever I hit the eject button
- When Metroid suck people dry just because they don't agree with them
- Monday mornings, when time slows and reality bends
- When I lay a gigantic Yoshi egg and it hurts like the ****ens
- When people start talking about things that make no sense at all like I do
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/25/2004 2:37:57 PM
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Hey, that wasn't a bad word! I said (nickname for Richard) and then added "ens", not the other thing. Oh well, whatever.
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/8/2004 8:26:05 AM
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Another update to the list:
- Planet's Funniest Animals (Dogs dressed like dolls and cats pushing objects around AREN'T FUNNY)
- People who describe the taste and texture of the food that they’re eating
- People who make fun of my laugh when their laugh is equally stupid/and or weird-sounding
- Stupid fill-in-the-bubble tests where the teacher tells you just how to fill in the bubbles EVERY SINGLE YEAR. How stupid do they think we are?
- Those unbelievably annoying sounds that people program to go off every time they log on, log off, or IM you.
- Kids who say things about politicians and don’t realize that they know absolutely nothing about politics and are getting it all from their parents’ opinions.
- Bad comb-overs (I mean, who doesn’t get annoyed by those?)
- People who mention MTV in their songs (especially when they dis MTV, cause more likely than not, if it never existed, they probably wouldn’t be rich and famous)
- People who use too many abbreviations in their songs, even if it’s intentional
- When two people call each other at the exact same time and you get the busy single so you have to keep calling and calling until one of you decides to stop.
- When people lick their fingers to turn the pages of a book. Especially when it’s my book.
- In snowboarding, how you have to undo one of your bindings every time you get on a lift
- Cauliflower (yuck)
- Pants that unzip all by themselves, even if they’re not tight.
- When I am accused of “choosing not to understandâ€Â, aka "confused"
- People who have (and/or list) too many inside jokes
- People who LIKE Tetris
- Headphones that lose those little cushion things that they usually come with
- People who complain about “how nasty the envelope tastesâ€Â
- How sometimes everything you say comes out sounding really wrong
- People who act stupid just to seem “not smart and mainstreamâ€Â, whatever that’s supposed to mean.
- When adults say “…why, do you think she has cooties?!?â€Â
- People who get jealous for stupid reasons
- People (if you don’t do any of the things mentioned on this list, you’re probably not human)
- When you're on an airplane and that freakin' baby won't shut up!
- When they cheat you at restaurants by filling your glass up with more ice than whatever you ordered
- When people breathe into the microphone (grrrrrr...)
- People who say “whatever†too much
- One word: SPLASHBACKS
- When somebody is talking to you and if you try to take a step back they take a step forward so that their feet are almost touching yours
- How on AIM you have to ask people if they're being sarcastic
- Those paper-thin PB&J sandwiches that come in packages and that you buy out of vending machines (if you’ve ever been to DisneyWorld you should know what I mean)
- Anybody who thinks Sean Paul can actually sing!
- How long my Easy Bake oven takes to cook things (gosh darnit!)
- When people talk to you on the phone while eating something (especially annoying if it's crunchy)
- Those faucets that only shoot the water out while your hand is pushing on the button.
- People who get offended by dumb blonde jokes
- People who whisper for no reason.
- Those little armbands with the spikes on them that people wear because Avril Lavigne does it. (no offense intended to Miss Lavigne or her fans)
- When people walk up to you and are like you just got a haircut!? Oh, really?!?
- Teenage actors who play in Disney made-for-TV movies, that later go on to record albums and get filthy rich.
- People who like the Packers for the sole reason that everybody else hates them.
- People who say “That was stupid†when you tell a joke that was meant to be stupid.
- Chalk. I hate it.
- Chalkboards.
- People who squeak their chalk on their chalkboards.
- People who hate certain music or songs just because of the person who wrote them *ahem Michael Jackson ahem*
- Bad TV adaptions of good books
- Good songs that get REAL old when you play them too much
- People who drive like they just sat on a cactus
- When you ask if you can go to the bathroom and teachers say "I don't know, CAN you go to the bathroom?"
- People who say "everything but Rap sucks" and try to act ‘gangsta’, when they live in the suburbs and couldn't last 5 minutes on the streets at night
- The Cat in the Hat movie
- The Family Circus comic
- That one guy... Don't act like you don't know who I'm talking about.
- People who are overly negative and forever drone on about the things that annoy them
- Trying to think of things that drive me nuts
- Brown bananas
- Random things that pop out of my head and people don’t appreciate
C'mon guys, just keep on feeding me things, I wanna make this list humongous!
Oh yeah, and by the way, I'm not going to put anything as specific as "how sonic's quills are messed up in Sonic X" (not that this isn't annoying)
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog
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Oh yes, and one more thing:
When websites mess up your quotation marks.
And to revenge the depletion of my sacred quotations, I give you
''?"^&*6875''''&%*&^5'''''&^9"'"&(^&'"'?"`"`?@&%!!! Haha! (the way eggman laughs in SAB2, with the second ha more pronounced)
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog
Edited by - boomstix on 10/8/2004 10:59:17 AM
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Hey! For your information... I actually like Tetris! It's fun and challenging and... studies have shown that it can make you smarter... in a way... somehow.
Oh yeah, and the way Eggman laughs in Sonic X is a complete riot. Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo!
"Kids, don''t use formula one race cars to chase hedgehogs."
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/9/2004 1:16:38 PM
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I haven't read through all of this thread, but here are a few things to start off with:
1. l33t
2. People who say they would vote for (Insert candidate's name) because they hate (Insert opposing candidate's name). They don't really agree with (Candidate 1), but just hate (Candidate 2). They could just vote for Nader...
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
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"- My humonguos hips, thighs, and...
That's actually pretty natural, my friend.
"- The little green elf inside of me who keeps telling me to burn things (and who I sometimes listen to)
- My bacon machine which keeps giving me toast and waffles instead of bacon *angrily grabs it and tosses it in the dumpster with Easy Bake oven*
- My helicopter which shoots off the blades whenever I hit the eject button
- When Metroid suck people dry just because they don't agree with them
- Monday mornings, when time slows and reality bends"
This dude's been reading up on our old posts!!! Look at all the old references to TEM, Sapph, me, etc. in there!!!!! Good job. He is now one of the Good New Members.â„¢
ARE YOU TOO FOOLISH FOR YOUR PANTS!!!
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- The little green elf inside Chupperson Weird that tells Lizard Dude to burn things in his Easy Bake oven and gives them Sapph who throws them at Trainman, but instead hits TEM as Luigison sits in a corner eating bread that Deezer gave him. </sarcasm>
- This thread.
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Hey, I know all those references too! Let me prove to you that I am a Good New Member:
The little green elf inside of me who keeps telling me to burn things (and who I sometimes listen to) I know this was a signature, I think it might have been Chupp's...
My bacon machine which keeps giving me toast and waffles instead of bacon *angrily grabs it and tosses it in the dumpster with Easy Bake oven* Well this was um... uh, I know that the bacon machine thing was a signature, and I know that the Easy Bake reference comes from Lizard Dude's "I'm just a fatty and I love to play with my easy bake oven"
My helicopter which shoots off the blades whenever I hit the eject button. I think this was a "stupid idea" by Trainman, which was something like "stupid idea: an eject button in a helicopter", and then somebody proved him wrong by saying that there are actually helicopters that shoot the blades off so the person can be ejected.
When Metroid suck people dry just because they don't agree with them. This is a reference to donotcare95's signature.
Monday mornings, when time slows and reality bends. This is a reference to TEM's signature.
See, I should be qualified for a GNM, though I am not really new because I have been reading this forum for over a year now... So maybe I should be a Good New- Wow, just saying that name makes my heart skip a beat...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog
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~- Getting hit with things burnt in an Easy Bake Oven.
Egg Power
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~When I type "Koopaslaua" for my login and the stupid thing tells me that user name dosen't exist
~How topics randomly change topics
Push Button...
Receive Bacon! ®
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Thanks, Trainman! I can't believe it! Me, a Good New Member? Yay! Finally! That was pretty easy to get (although I might lose that title soon if I annoy people more). Not only have I read your posts but I've also read every single topic in every single board since the site ever first began! I know everything about you weirdos! OK, not really. But I have read all of the TMK mailbags. Those were so funny.
Won't you please join me now... in my quest to find... MY NEXT BIG SIGNATURE! To be continued...
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/10/2004 7:47:06 PM
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~boomstix's latest post in which he got 1% of details correct
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Oh well, he can still be a GNM.
Peach:"Toad, it's you!"
Toad: "Who did you expect? Peewee Herman?" Unfunny quote courtesy of SMB: Super Show
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I know, I know... Any newbie could find that stuff in 30 minutes... but i did hate how this "jon hater" said that I'm too much of a n00b to know about jon and sadib, cauz I know everything, for example jon was one of the few people that 'stood up' for sadib. See, sadib's name wasn't even mentioned in jon haters post, and I made the connection! I gotta be a GNM!
But whatever, I'm getting off topic. Got a few more:
-The way it feels when clay dries under your fingernails
-Hangers that are attached to the poles so you cant get them off and it becomes an accomplishment just to hang up your jacket
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog
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-When people write a note to themselves and use exclaimation points. Why are they shouting at themselves? The note has the same effect without them.
There is a trick to those hangers.
"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
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Please, oh great Paratroopa of Redness, please share this precious information as a gift of knowledge for a young grasshopper such as I!
Note to self: Stop calling thyself "young grasshopper"!
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalog
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-How I never get mentioned in others' posts unless it is a response to a post I just posted. Why am I only rememebered right after I do something? And posting something with my name right after this post wouldn't work, either.
-How I keep planning nervous breakdowns in my head.
-How I don't act out the nervous breakdowns when that was the whole point of spending time to imagine what I would hit my head on, how long I would sputter out gibberish, who would be the final straw that starts it, and whether I would faint and lay on the ground or run outside and scream until I fall over crying.
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Okay, Markio, we'll talk about you later, you crazy dude! But right now it's time for... my next obnoxious list!!!
- The fact that Nintendo still hasn’t made a Gameboy version of SMRPG and that the Koopa Kids have been replaced by total losers
- When my computer takes an eternity to load these forum pages when there’s hardly anything to load
- Those incredibly stupid and super pointless hand-blowdryers in the public restrooms that are about as affective as blowing on your own hand
- AFHV after Bob Sagget left
- Who Wants to be a Millionaire after Regis left
- Family Feud after Louie left
- When the characters on Sponge Bob act gay
- When the news organizations sometimes distort the truth and make one political party look completely flawless and the other one terrible (and no I’m not paranoid; just watch for yourself)
- The overabundance of skinny people on TV and in the movies… not that I’m saying I’m also fat but what’s wrong with fat people?! I’m tired of looking at skinny people!
- Sitting next to loud girls at a football game
- People who come in the post and say “this post†(please stop doing that!!!)
- People who STILL don’t think that 250 WTBA is hilarious, and won’t even read it (am I bugging you yet? Oh yeah, and here’s one my favorite ones out of that: #20 of the 250 way to be annoying: Tape pieces of “Sweating to the Oldies†over climatic parts of rental movies)
- The evil robots that attack my house every Thursday
- When the Knights-who-say-nee force me to get them more shrubberies
Your forum board has been infected by the YSR virus. Please send an error report so we can point and laugh at you.
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/26/2004 6:58:13 AM
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Eh, come on guys! Keep posting stuff. If you don't post anything then I will keep posting anyway and will be the main thing that drives you nuts. Here's my next list whether you like it or not!
- My brother (yes, he gets it twice)
- When my ears pop and I can hear myself breathe
- When my family communicates via screaming across the house
- When I type this stuff on Wordpad and it automatically shifts the lines out to the right when I hit enter
- When I’m the last one posting in this thread
- When I play a video game and the music stays in my head forever
- When people make up words to things that they don’t know the name of and you have to ask them what in the Wario they’re talking about
- When I’m driving the car and the steering wheel is misaligned so that I have to hold it to the right to go straight and if I hold it straight I drive left
Amy: "Sonic thinks HE's stressed? Try being me!"
Chris: "That would be horrible."
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/19/2004 7:38:58 PM
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It's sad that so many people have so many things that bother them.
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Well there are quite a few things that bother me, but there's also some things I really like too. I'll list them here!
- Family (even my brother)
- Friends
- Food
- Fun
- My computer (when it works)
- Girls my age (especially the attractive ones)
- Things that explode
- Nintendo!
- Halo
- Driving fast (but not like I sat on a cactus)
- Roller coasters of all shapes and sizes! (except baby ones of course)
- Junk food
- Playing piano
- Sleeping
- Video game cartoons
- Video game music
- Saturday mornings
- My pets
- Wal-Mart
- Pixar movies
- Garfield and Dilbert comics
- Sci-fi novels (go Battlefield Earth!)
- Summer time
- Football
- Luigison (oops, how did that get there?)
- TMK
Well that was boring. I have much more fun complaining about things than being thankful. Oh well.
Woman: "Am I detecting some sarcasm here?"
Nerdy guy: *mumbles and does calculations on a machine*
Fat nerdy guy: "Ooh, a sarcasm detector! That's brilliant!"
*machine explodes* (Simpsons)
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/5/2004 10:43:48 PM
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-Those little sticker plants that get stuck in your hair and on your clothes
-People who get a laugh from a joke and keep on repeating it until they have squeezed all the possible humor of the joke until it totally runs dry (which is an awesome metaphor)
-When people correct you on saying "who" instead of "whom" or vice verca.
-How you don't realize that you got a paper cut until you look down and see that your finger is all bloody.
-Paper cuts
- When people wear one and one only brand of clothes all the time. Aren't the only people who do that the people who get paid for it?
-When people comment on my lunch. I mean, jeez, everyone's got to be such a critic...
I've been saving those up for a while until I got a few...
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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- Static cling
- Winter nosebleeds that wake me up in the middle of the night
- Winter
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One more that I thought of while watching cartoon network (yes, i was that bored, i've been sick at home with strep all day):
-When, in cartoons, there's a sword-fight and when one of the people get hit all that happens is they fly backwards, with not a cut on them.
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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Thanks Yoshisaurus Rex. (Uh, I guess.)
I like everything on your list except football. My favorite comics strips are
- The Far Side
- Calvin and Hobbes
- Rubes
I also like reading hard science fiction satire.
- Gateway by Fredrik Pohl
- The Time Ships by Stephen Baxter
- The Hicthhicker's Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
- The Maxwell Trilogy by Tery Pratchett (I just started reading this.)
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Luigisone - 1996 Wienner of teh 'Not Real" Award for lak fo excellanze in speling {he even mispelled his own name) grramers, an pucntation,!
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w00t, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series owns you and your little brother.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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It pwns all three of my little bros, but they have never read it.
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Duh, how'd that happen.
Edited by - Luigison on 10/21/2004 7:15:09 PM
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I'm reading Manifold: Time by Stephen Baxter right now. I'm not sure if I like it or not.
As a side note, this thread has been officially derailed.
The fast pace riding on a horse bets a slow boat anyday.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/21/2004 8:12:44 PM
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- When people make a big deal of accomplishing something that's not very hard. Like this... I got the 100th post! Nyeh-nyeh! Losers! I got it before you did! Take that! Uh... ahem, in other news...
Oh yeah, Luigison, I also love the Far Side comics. I've got two whole books of those hilarious strips, one big and the other pretty short but still funny (I wish I owned the mario strip though). And BTW Chup this thread isn't derailed until the fat plumber sings... or the train tips over (the thread is derailed probably because of me obviously). My next list is coming soon!
In the year 2000, Nintendo will take complete control over the internet. Not surprisingly they will call it the "Ninternet".
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/22/2004 4:45:21 PM
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- When people get the 100th post before me.
"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
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- When people use the word 'so' as an intensifier without following it with a 'that clause'
Incorrect: That was so fun.
Correct: That was so fun that I want to do it again.
- When people end sentences in a preposition
Incorrect: Where is he at?
Correct: Where is he?
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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Lizard Dude is so right on.
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CW:
Stephen Baxter's The Time Ships is much better than Manifold: Time. The Time Ships is the official continuation of The Time Machine book by Wells (not to be confused with the terrible new movie).
YR:
If you like The Far Side you may also like Rubes.
LD:
Sorry, I had to do that.
RP:
When people get the 100th post immediatly after my post I am forced to recognize the need for procra... I finish this later.
- When people abbreviate names. LD is so right on, but L is real.
(I think I hear singing.)
Edited by - Luigison on 10/22/2004 6:51:59 PM
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I can't believe one of my first ever topics got more than 100 posts! And as Quagmire would say.... "Alllllllllrrrittttttte!"
-People who, when blowing their nose, sound like baby elephants
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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BRRRREEEEEEEEUUUUUURRRRRTTT!! *sniff* Oh, excuse me (I'm sure none of us saw that one coming). Yes, congratulations, boomstix. You made a great topic where people can come in a whine all day to annoy other people and keep it going. I only hope that some day I can make a topic that will last as long as yours can. And, Luigison I think I will check out that Rubes comic some time. But anyway... it's list time!
- My brother (how do you like me now, bro? Huh? Huh?)
- People who think that insanely stupid stuff is funny (I’m talkin’ out-of-this-world stupid here)
- The millions of blank video tapes around my entertainment system that my family never uses
- “There is an update to the Yahoo! Companion. It will take a few seconds to install. Would you like to update now?†x infinite
- Movies with dumb Star Wars parodies like sword fights with glowing swords and the buzzing sounds or “I am your father†lines (excpet for the Fairly Odd Parents movie where Darth Vader threw Jar Jar Binks off the bridge : )... I don’t know why I watched that movie but it was funny)
- Celebrity gossip (who... cares?!?!)
- When people keep going in and out of of the house while I’m upstairs and I can hear the door slamming over and over and over and over...
- Trying to figure out how to turn a passive sentence into an active sentence by getting rid of those “to be†verbs (boy does my schoolwork reek!)
- The fact that no one has made a Mario anime when it’s the longest-running game series ever
- The people who ruined the Battlefield Earth movie (and don’t get me started on SMB!)
- My printer, which prints extremely fast in an annoying way, crumples up the last page by sucking it in wrong if you don’t grab it, and sometimes smears the ink
- When I try to look through the scope of a gun or binoculars and I can see the reflection of my long eyelashes
- When those guys in black suits flash me whenever I see something that looks just a little bit... huh? What was I talking about again?
Before I forget I have to ask this. Did anyone see Conan last night? That was one of the funniest episodes ever! Triump interviewed voters, Frankenstein dressed up as Spiderman, a baseball screamed it's head off after being hit, and a newly-installed camera on the floor ("crotch cam") stared straight up Conan's pants! Ha ha! That was almost as funny as when they showed a movie clip of Day After Tomorrow mixed with the Beach Boy's song "Two girls for every boy". Heh... okay just ignore me right now.
Gotta jump higher! Higher! Higher, higher! Mario X!
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/24/2004 7:54:59 PM
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My Yahoo! Companion updated fine.
- Lexmark (This is the third printer/scanner that doesn't work right.)
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- People who chew with their mouths open
- So many movies today are aimed towards kids and premature teenagers
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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- Forums with distracting signatures or icons:
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~- "wierd"
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - TEM on 10/23/2004 6:05:45 PM
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YR, Rubes on Yahoo! comics.
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~The fact that Yoshisaurus Rex doesn't know how to spell "Vader"
~The fact that Yoshisaurus Rex doesn't know that guys can have long eyelashes, and do so frequently
~The fact that Yoshisaurus Rex doesn't know the Beach Boys did that song, not the Beatles
The fast pace riding on a horse bets a slow boat anyday.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/23/2004 8:35:51 PM
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- That Luigison's example wasted minutes of my day as I was locked in a trance watching it
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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This would should waste considerably less time:
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Unless you wait for Metal Mario, then it will take a real long time.
Edited by - Luigison on 10/24/2004 4:25:18 PM
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I like all the cool moves of Karl in that icon thing. I wish I could do an au batido on a bicycle to dodge a missile. It would come in handy in oh so many of my ninja escape maneuvers. Plus I wish I had a bike.
Most good judgement comes from experience. Most experience comes from bad judgement.
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Here are some annoying things that i've had to face recently.
-Doing one jump one day during a volleyball game which tears your knee and your kneecap slides out and you're rushed to hospital and can't continue in any sports for the rest of the year, and you have to walk on crutches for 2 weeks and it's just fun to get around.
-When you go to a party and someone becomes a dumb person (there's a better word), and starts ruining your good time because of their "under the influence" state gives them depression.
-When your dumb teacher gives you crappy marks even though you're determined to get into university and you're trying harder than you've ever tried.
-When one of your girl friends talks about themselves 24/7.
-The way MuchMusic favours Usher and Avril Lavigne when they totally suck, and they totally ignore good bands like Out of Your Mouth, The Darkness, and Jet.
-When you can't drink at parties because of your **** knee injury is keeping you out of trouble, because you'll know you'll do something stupid.
-When you go to teach (as assistant) in the morning and one kid won't give you back your pen even though you asked him a million times.
-The way the offspring and marilyn manson were declared "not hot" on hot or not, when we all know that they are both on fire!
-When you are forced to start avoiding getting a girlfriend so that you can focus on training to be a teacher.
-There's more!
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I LOVE ME!
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- Not posting here for quite some time.
Q: What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?
A: Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a Dog.
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Well excuse me for being a retard, Chup. I'm very sorry (not). I just made a few dumb typos while typing all that and I never noticed that most guys have longer eyelashes (don't ask how I didn't know that). But I don't mind if people make fun of me... because I actually learned something today! Luigison, thanks for the link to Rubes comics. Holy cow, were those ever funny! RTB, I hope things go better for ya soon, dude. Sounds really rough.
Sorry to ask this old question again but... did anyone see The Revolution of Video Games last night??? I saw part of it completely by chance because I couldn't fall asleep (and I could FEEL the show on TV) and then I just flipped channels and when I went to PBS... Woah dude!! I finally get to see this! I heard about it advertised on a web site but never thought I'd actually see it. And now... yahoo! I did! It was definitely one of, if not the, greatest show on PBS and I learned a few interesting facts (but why did they have to skip over SMB3 when that is the greatest game ever?!) Since I got really tired at midnight I taped the rest before I fell asleep and am going to watch it soon. I can't wait! This weekend has been so much fun (Friday: funny Conan, Saturday: relatives come over to my house for target practice and clay pigeon shooting, Sunday: Mario, Sonic, and Miyamoto on PBS). What more can ya ask for?
Today is the day that I officially become a man. I will give up my old ways and trade them in for the more mature way of life... I will live a longer and more purposeful life and try to make the right decisions... and I will fully accept my responsiblity as an adult to do whatever is required of me. Today is the day... I switch from briefs to boxers.
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/25/2004 8:08:18 AM
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BTW, let's try to get at least 200 things on my 'Acceptance List", m'kay?
I can't believe how good it feels to filter all my negative-ness into words and then spit thenm out onto this forum.
-When families just stick plain old pumpkins out near their doors. I just want to know, what's the point of the pumpkin if it doesn't have something on it?
-When people say "don't ask", because of course then you're going to ask
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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'Mmmmmmmmmm-kaaaaaaayyy... Huh? 200 things? Are you nuts? That would be quite a feat. BTW what kind of things do you consider good enough to put on your list? (I though my insert of hand-blow dryers was pretty good) And I strangely agree with you on that point of filtering out negativity or whatever. Just knowing that I put my brother down in my list three whole times and the fact that he'll never see it makes me feel a little less hostile towards him when he starts annoying me to death. It's such a good... feeling... to know you're alive...
One last thing before I put down my next list. I finished watching TROVG and I thought it was terrible. Tons of violence, little kids who are extremely addicted, and worst of all... praise for Sony and PS2! Eesh! Oh well, it was still kinda cool. The list continues now!!!
- When you walk into a room, stop, and forget why on earth you even came there in the first place
- When you’re reading or writing in a room and someone comes in to do something and when they leave they shut the lights off (>_<)
- All of the plants my mom keeps in the living room that are growing faster than Audrey 2
-The fact that Tolkien is dead and will never be able to see the great movies made for LotR
- Kids movies that contain lots of adult humor (please save that garbage for adult movies!)
- Those heat-sealed plastic things that are put around certain store products that are very hard to open (predicted respone: there is an easy way to open those you know)
- The price of my new keyboard wrist rest which is awesome but cost an unbelievable $15! (Kmart should die!)
- Waiting 10 minutes up to an hour for mp3s to download and then realising you don’t like them
- How the box for the TMK signatures changes your apostrophes into quotation marks (Kidâ€s, don’t use apostrophes in your signatures)
- Big, slow Kiddy Kong in DKC3
- How short Sonic 3 is (only 12 levels?!)
- When Xbox and PS2 get a game that GC doesn’t
- People who make mario fan fiction and include their own weird spiritual ideas
- When you or someone else says something kind of dumb and then everyone just becomes real quiet for a second… and then someone quickly changes the subject (good grief, just be honest and tell that person what he said was incorrect or just plain stupid!)
- How someone on TMK closed my “Bogus SSBM cheats†thread and hasn’t told me why yet
- Double speak
- Word cliches
- Terminology of any kind
- My girlfriend… who doesn’t exist… in other words I don’t have a girlfriend
- When I try to act normal in these threads but never do (but then again what exactly IS normal anyway?)
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Ooh! Ah! Dance in smarty pants!
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/30/2004 12:54:54 PM
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Why are me and Yoshi. Rex the only ones who really post here anymore? There's gotta be some stuff that annoys you...!?!
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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And here come the grammar police...
*wah-woooooooo wah-wooooooooo*
Excuse me mister, do you have any idea what you've just done wrong?
Uh, no, sir, I don't
You just said "Me and Yoshi. Rex, instead of Yoshi. Rex and I"
Oh well, I'm sorry
Sorry doesn't cut it mister! I'm ripping up your TMK license
Oh crud, please, anything but that!
Sorry, I'm gonna have to rip it up! Uhhh, humphhhh *tries to rip and fails* Sorry, hands are a little greasy. Could you rip it?
What is that from?
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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Something else that annoys me . . .
"How about 'Overly negative people?'"- Hobbes
"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
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Some things that drive me nuts?
- My Psychology class; save two people it's filled with a bunch of slackers who won't ever stop talking about the Red Sox.
- When underclassmen take my seat on the bus and I won't kick them out because I try to be nice.
- When my parents sign me up for things and don't tell me.
- When my brother does something weird like taking our PS2 to his room and I can't find it.
- When my computer tells me the "MSScript can't be found," and I don't even know what it is.
- When I spend two weeks waiting for the chance to go to a big, commercial CD store and they don't have anything I'm looking for.
- When people say this or that band is good when they have no musical talent or spiritual influence.
- When people won't stop squeezing my talking Mario doll.
- When a friend says he's going to beat me in SSBM and he can't even hit me.
- When people brag for no reason.
- When a teacher misinterprets a comment.
- When someone interrupts me or assumes something completely wrong.
- When the only time my mom buys snack foods and soda is when we have guests.
- When a MOUSE CHEWS UP PART OF MY GAMECUBE CONTROLLER'S CONTROL STICK!!! >= (
Uh... there's more but I'm out of time.
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"Love... How do I explain it? Love tells you when you want to be with a person forever. It makes you feel happy just to see that person happy... smiling, having fun. When you love someone you will do anything to help when he or she is in trouble." -Princess Peach, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
"Mario`s trying to get it all! Treasures, princesses... Does his greed never end?" -Kammy Koopa, Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door
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-Websites that people say are good, but are really crappy
-My mom being p'd at the Sox for winning the world series (...Okay, this might sound stupid, but Yankees fans: Be happy for them, this is the first time they won a series in 86 years.)
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Luigison, I didn't mean "right" as in "correct..." you know... (second page)
There were some things I saw that made me laugh like heck, but now I can't remember.
ARE YOU TOO FOOLISH FOR YOUR PANTS!!!
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Did you mean right as in Republican?
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Boomstix, is that story or whatever referring to that episode of the Simpsons where Marge lost her license and chief Wiggum asked her to rip it? I know that had nothing to do with the grammer police but it close to the other thing. And don't worry about us being the only ones here. We don't need anyone else to have fun here! (sarcasm)
Hey, everyone keeps ignoring my questions! That really drives me nuts! *suddenly stops talking, smiles, and then writes it down on a piece of paper* I'll ask them again just to annoy everyone.
1) Did anyone see the Revolution of Video Games on PBS?
2) What do you consider to be good enough to go on your list, boomstix?
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Put that in your smoke and pipe it!!
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 10/30/2004 12:53:20 PM
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-When your internet connection goes down even though everything in the connection seems fine
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Hmmmmmmm... I think CW was actually right (as usual) about this topic being derailed, cause everybody left. This is so annoying! Even boomstix has abandoned me. I'm so sad. But I will NEVER stop posting here! Not as long as my computer keeps working and my brain never stops churning out crazy ideas. So get ready for...
Everyone: "You're next big list!"
- Acorns
- Almonds
- Beech nuts
- Beer nuts
- Brazil nuts
- Butternuts
- Cashews
- Chestnuts
- Coconuts
- Cola
- Corn nuts
- Filberts
- Gingko nuts
- Hazelnuts
- Hickory
- Horse chestnuts
- Litchi
- Macadamias
- Peanuts
- Pecans
- Pistachios
- Walnuts
Ha ha ha ha ha! I'm sorry but I just couldn't resist doing that. I had to do that before this topic died. My real list is coming soon so please don't kill me!
As a prediction, I bet 50 gold coins that tomorrow night or the morning after at least three people will come here and start complaining about who got elected president. It's just so bound to happen that it's not funny. But then again I could be wrong (but then again I could be right!)
COUNTDOWN TO DS: 020 DAY(S) REMAINING
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Put that in you pipe and warp it!
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/5/2004 10:42:09 PM
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Here's a short list. (I don't think a list can have only one item and still be called a list.)
- Who got elected president.
*Notes date.
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That one's great. I've got two more:
- The little children that are in the theater when you're watching a movie
- When people applaud at the end of the movie
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Yep, Yoshi, that's-a da one I was referring to. And Vidgmchtr, dude, that is reeeeaallly annoying when people clap at the end of the movies! That's a good one!
And as for what I think is good: the kind of thing that you wouldn't just sit down and think of, like "people who are sloppy eaters", cauz that one's not funny or anything. The kind of thing that is good is the one that makes you go "you know what, that is really annoying"
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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Finally! Somebody replied to this topic besides me! I was just about to add my next list here anyway but I'm glad to see some more people now. The list continues! And so does... my search for the next big signature!
- Bike riders on the road, especially when they’re really far over
- People who ask you a question that ends up with them talking about themselves forever like you asked them the question first
- People who don't use proper nouns
- When I’m on the computer and then someone comes in and instead of asking to use the computer they sit down and stare at the screen until I finally get annoyed and leave
- When Mom wakes me up with a rooster call almost every morning (I’ve got to ask her to stop that!!!)
- The fact that Mom got rid of my Ren & Stimpy Christmas Special video
- Windows 98
- Windows XP
- Not knowing if there will be a season 3 of Sonic X or not
- How the F-Zero cartoon doesn’t include spin attacks, feul strips, and running out of fuel (at least so far)
- How tiny my house is (and the fact that the Extreme House-Makeover Crew still hasn’t come over despite how many times I call them)
- Number two pencil only, please... number two pencil only
- When you or someone walks into a room where people are having a meeting or something and EVERYONE stops and turns around to look at you
- When you bite into really hot pizza and the roof on your mouth is burned for a week
- When you ask a bunch of questions in a thread and everyone ignores them almost every time (press 1 to hear the questions again in an impatient tone... press 2 to talk to Sapphira for $5 a minute)
- Not knowing how to do simple stuff on the computer like burn music onto a CD and put pictures in my TMK replies
- Websites that won’t let you leave by hitting the back button and you have to do it a different way
- Halloween (when you’re a teenager or older what’s the point?)
- When you’re taking a shower and something falls off the shelf and hits you in the foot
- When you’re “stuck†in the bathroom and there’s no toilet paper!!!
- Jobs that make you do more jobs that you didn’t want to do in the first place (I would give an example but that would be an extra job)
- The fact that Nintendo.com and GameSpy require your mailing address to become a member of their website when I don’t want to give it to them
- The fact that not everyone in this world can experience the simple joy of playing a Mario game (excluding MIM of course)
- People who don’t respect my authori-tah
COUNTDOWN TO DS: 014 DAY(S) REMAINING!!
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Everybody loves sur-fin’... surfin’ TMK!
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/7/2004 2:33:57 PM
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I love when people clap for movies. I personally started a mass-clapping at the end of Episode I.
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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I've been wondering this since the beginning of this thread: What is a splashback?
Enjoy life. There''s plenty of time to be dead.
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Yes, I was waiting for this:
Warning: May be offence, so if you are easily offended, why don't you go watch Sesame Street or something...
Clue 1: Urinal
Clue 2- Urinal minus "AL" plus "E"
Clue 3- Splashing
Take it from there...
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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Oh yes, and another thing that qualifies as a "good one" is something not personal: realize that I'm not talking about "the holes in the bottom of my new shoes" or "how my mother doesn't buy these kinds of snacks for me".
Got one more:
- Gum that loses it flavor after five minutes
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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- People who CONSTANTLY chew gum
- People who chew gum with their mouth open
- People who SNAP their gum over time, trying to blow a bubble, even though they're not chewing bubble gum, just the regular kind
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Oh, so that's what a splashback is. Hmmmmm... heh... ha ha... ahahahaha... mwuhahaha... aHOOhahaHA! Sorry, I really lost myself there. Hey LD, what movie are you talking about when you refer to episode 1? Is that Star Wars I (which I would doubt) or LotR I? Or something else? Oh, and speaking of clapping... that reminds me! This one time near the end of high school one of my friends gave a speech during opening and after he finished all of my friends started clapping... for about a whole minute! When the clapping was about to end one of my friends started it up again with a stupid sounding shout of "Eh!" and we all kept clapping for awhile. And then we did it one more time after it died down (even though the person was already in his seat by now). It was so funny in a stupid way it wasn't funny. You had to be there. My friends are dumb but hilarious.
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I’m too foolish for my pants... that’s why I always wear shorts (worst... signature... ever!)
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/7/2004 8:28:44 PM
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I thought splashbacks where when two people are in a pool and one splashes the other then shouts "No splashbacks!"
"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
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Of course he meant Star Wars, goofus.
As for "splashbacks," they are actually the things behind your kitchen sink that have the water slide back into the sink.
The fast pace riding on a horse bets a slow boat anyday.
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Oh man, I got a great one:
-GOOOOOOO YAFFA!
If you haven't seen this commericial before, you are surely blessed
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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Sounds pretty dumb... almost as dumb as the "gotta go right now!" commercials! CW, I am getting so sick and tired of you making fun of me and criticizing me it isn't funny! You've given me no choice! *pulls a ridiculously ginormous super soaker out of nowhere and points it threateningly at Chupperson* It's your fault for pushing me over the edge! Nobody move or I'll soak your friend to the bone marrow. Now say you're sorry with sugar on it or face the wrath of FLUDD II: Aqua Demon!
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Shave big bunnies at Benards!
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/8/2004 2:30:25 PM
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*twitches a leg muscle*
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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*Sneezes*
Oh....Sorry Chup....
Not really....
Edited by - Vidgmchtr on 11/8/2004 11:28:33 AM
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Whoa, that small text you used makes your comment go totally unnoticed. It took me a while to find that extra little comment but boy, was it worth it!
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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Things That Drive Me Nuts:
-Things that don't drive me nuts.
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-Intentional Double posts
Edited by - Markio on 11/8/2004 4:47:33 PM
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Okay, Chup I won't blast you this time but if you make fun of me one more time I'll really give it to ya!
On November 21st, Nintendo will unleash the greatest handheld system on America that this world has ever seen. Two screens, two extra buttons, one touch-sensitive screen, wireless multiplayer, voice recognition, a rechargeable battery, and more. Prepare to severely wet yourself.
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/15/2004 6:23:50 PM
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- The fact my mother's inconsistent and my father's impatient
- Micheal Jackson's face
- The fact Charlie Brown is never treated with respect
- Stanley Kubrick (We make movies for entertainment, not artsy, boring slide shows! (i.e. 2001: A Space Odyssey))
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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I find it strange that people never seem to post until right before I do. Kind of freaky. And yes, I hate how everyone treats Charlie Brown! I get so angry! *goes and beats up Lucy and the other kids* Well my list continues now!
- Soap operas
- Really short movies
- Super Bowl half time shows
- Calculators that don’t have a backspace button
- People who get annoyed by smal speling erors
- Arrogant jocks
- Comedians who only tell dirty/racist jokes
- People who snort, stutter, or swallow their mucous a lot
- People who are using something, like a computer, and you want to do something on it that it won’t take very long and they’re taking a really long time, but despite how much you explain that to them they never let you on until 30 minutes later (I sure wish there was a word for that so I could complain faster)
- Stressful laughing
- Pimples that grow around your mouth, nose, and ears
- The fact that there isn’t a channel with all video game cartoons and anime
- Trying to find Mario clothes in stores or online
- Harry Potter books, Harry Potter movies, Harry Potter toys, Harry Potter costumes...
- When your zipper breaks on your coat or backpack
- When you’re driving at night and other vehicles going by almost never turn their brights off (agh, I’m going blind!)
- When the sun reflects off snow in the winter
- When you or someone else loses the stinkin’ TV remote and you can’t find it, and the fact that no one has made a tracker for those things yet
- When I run out of things to complain about and starting mentioning insignificant stuff that no one cares about
- The feeling that no one ever reads my posts and just read the shorter ones that other people post (SHAME ON YOU!!!!)
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Look! The 3 Stooges just taught me the alphabet! B-A: Bay, B-E: Bee, B-I: Bicky Bye, B-O: Bo, Bicky Bi Bo Bu, Bicky Bi Bicky Bi Bo Bu!...
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/22/2004 2:49:42 PM
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Yoshisaurus Rex, I would agree with all of your post, but it was to long for me to read all of it.
- People that don't laugh at my stupid jokes.
- People to expect me to laugh at their stupid jokes.
- People.
- This post.
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-Annoying people, who after 3 years, haven't changed (Like this one guy in my Math class)
-People who insult the stupidity of others to make themselves feel better, or for their own entertainment (You should know who you are)
-People who throw things at the back of other peoples' heads as if they were going to explode or die or something
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HEre's a good example of something that drives me nuts:
When you're in the Grade 1 class trying to teach a lesson, 5 kids are calling your name at the exact same time, 5 kids are goofing off and throwing things, and 5 kids are staring blatantly into space and absorbing nothingness. Urgh!
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Todd''s "The Best songs right now":
1. Writing''s on the Wall - Tea Party
2. Tell All Your Friends - Projet Orange
3. Vertigo - U2
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... C-A say! C-E see! C-I sicky sigh! C-O so! Sicky si so su, sicky sigh sicky sigh so su! D-A day! D-E dee!...
Uh... okay I'm done. How dare you not finish reading my post, Luigison! Just for that I won't read your posts whenever you say something. Vidgmchtr, why do you keep acusing me of things I don't do?!?!
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List of things to do before I die:
1) Play every single Mario game ever made and beat three-fourths of them
2) Find the secret site on TMK, which holds the answer to the meaning of life
3) Meet Shigeru, Koji Kondo, Charles Martinet, and Deezer at the E3 convention and get their autographs
Things to do after I die:
1) Play a million rounds of SSBM with God
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/19/2004 10:25:31 PM
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- People who like the PSP better than the NDS.
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Play the “Me Wanty!†sweepstakes game and enter for a chance to win an Xbox 2 along with a copy of the newly-released Halo 5! Must be at least 12 years old and dumb enough to like XB2 more than Cube 2 to participate. Many will enter, none will win.
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- Having to wait four hours for the Nintendo DS to charge!
Edited by - Luigison on 11/21/2004 6:13:14 PM
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-Yelling
-Work
-Traffic
-Waiting
-Commercials on TV
-Society
-Bad music on the radio
-Hurry
-Infatuation
-...Myself!
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Who said I was accusing you?
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-People who don't understand the point of Peanuts (Charlie Brown is a wishy-washy blockhead, so that gives the other kids enough reason to treat him like dirt)
-The DK Storyline Created By Rare (I would've been content with DK and DK Jr going to the jungle without all of the new characters. Maybe a few would have worked.)
"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
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Heh, I was just joking. Whenever people say "You know who you are!" I always feel like they're talking about me for some dumb reason. But they probably aren't. *stares at everyone suspiciously*
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It’s time to play everyone’s favorite game, "Hit The Buzzer, Win a Cookie!" (Garfield comic)
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/22/2004 2:48:03 PM
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When one of your students' moms talk to you and she's so good looking, and you have to remember that notion that she's married...
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I love me, and you love me because i''m the best and you''re not, and I am so awsome.
Edited by - Lizard Dude on 11/22/2004 8:35:19 PM
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Yo, luigison, have you ever heard of playing while it's charging????
That's what I did.
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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You can do that?! No, this isn't fair! I want a Nintendo DS so badly!!! Hey, the NDS should come with a separate battery and charger so you can immediately use one battery when the other runs out. That would be a great way to keep the price up when its popularity drops down a little (if that's even possible!)
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Get back! Get back, honky cat!
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/23/2004 6:17:10 AM
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Yoshisaurus Rex wrote and I quote,"I'm the last human on Earth who still likes the Mario Party series"
Well I still like the Mario Party series (even though I thought MP5 sucked). Does that mean that I am not human?
The biggest thing that drives me nuts- The majority of games coming out in North America before Europe.
Also people refering to the most popular sport in america as football. It's not football, it's rugby for wimps.
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Edited by - Sqrt2 on 11/23/2004 6:31:45 AM
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Another MP fan! Welcome brother! (sorry about your NDS situation) I actually liked MP5 a lot (it was much better than the fourth one). The items were cool because you got them free and then could buy them when you wanted to use them, you could throw them on spaces and change them, and some of the new mini-games were the best. But I hated the DK mini-games becaues to me it just seemed like Nintendo thought DK was too big for the mini-games so they pushed him away (and did it again in MP6!!). And the Koopa Kids... quit replacing the real Koopa Kids, Nintendo!! They were the best characters and you destroyed them!
Football is wimpy just because the players wear padding? Maybe they just want to reduce the chance of injuries?
EDIT: There, I changed what I said about being the last person on Earth to make room for any other possible humans, animals, vegetables, and minerals that might still like Mario Party.
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Now you’re playing with power! Play it loud! Get N or get out! Who are you?
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 11/23/2004 7:17:32 AM
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I liked the Mario Party series, those were some of the best games ever! But i must say i disagree with Mario Party 5 being good, i disagree, i was extremely disappointed. I did however love #4!
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I love me, and you love me because i''m the best and you''re not, and I am so awsome.
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I think Mario Parties 1,2,3 and 4 had better minigames than MP5(especially MP4's Bowser games) . Also I was really disappointed that DK wasn't playable and now that it has been revealed that he isn't playable in MP6.
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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-My life
-Being 14
-School
-Family
-Everything I must see or encounter on a day-to-day basis
-n00bs that make too many topics and accuse other veterans of being "poseurs"
-Other stuff
-Everything else
"Yesterday... when I`m smaller... I wanna fight that Mario the day before yesterday."
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-when your brothers and sisters keep bothering u
- when you cant talk to your brothers or sisters becaus they always argue.
Thats what happens to me a lot. Sometimes I wish Iwasnt born.
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When people double-click hyperlinks.
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I hate people who still ask me if I want a children's menu at restaurants. Arrrrrgh.....
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Sqrt2: I don’t know about that, I still think that MP5 is better. But I think we can all agree that MP5 is much better than Ghetto Party (boomstix knows what I’m talking about ;)). So getting back on topic, here’s my next list!:
- Knock-knock jokes
- Magazines with lots of loose pamplets inside that flutter out when you open them
- Ties that you have to tie when you don’t know how to tie a tie and are used to the wonderful clip-on ties that should be more popular than regular dumb old ties!
- How hot dogs and buns aren’t sold together in equal numbers and probably never will be
- When you try to open a new file on your computer and that stupid box pops up that asks you what program you want to use to open it when you don’t have a clue which one (BTW does anyone know how I can open the mario icons and cursors file in this site?)
- Trying to find this thread and always getting distracted by the “Things That Don’t Drive You Nuts†thread.
- When people still believe in theories that have already been disproven a million times before (but Santa is real, of course, and I don’t care what you say!!)
- When you lose your wallet somewhere and then later someone kindly returns it to you... with all the money gone
- Really cool expensive stuff that I need for stuff but never gets cheaper so I don’t buy it
- When someone washes something in the bath tub or sink when I need to use it and I have to ask them to move it or just use another sink or bath tub (it doesn’t sound that annoying but it drives me nuts)
- People who don’t like cats or dogs for no good reason
- People who use words that they don’t understand
- The fact that I may never get a Nintendo DS because it’s so expensive and I can’t get any more systems until I leave home DX
- Waiting for TMK to update their fan fiction
- The fact that Billy Graham might die soon (honestly, who can say that they don’t like the guy?)
- The end of the third Matrix movie
- The end of the Chronicles of Rid****... and most everything before the end
- The SongeBob movie which was perverted beyond funniness (I didn’t watch it but I read a full review and almost barfed)
- G-rated movies with PG-13 rated previews and vice-versa
- Nintendolke64's new signature
And once again people posted at this thread right before I did. This is too freaky! This topic only gets updated every once in awhile but somehow I always manage to get here at the right time. Strange, strange, strange.
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Second most annoying invention of the future; the talking bathroom mirror. Number one most annoying invention of the future; the talking toilet.
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when my brothers on the compewter doing homework and I can't go on
and tyler killing me
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I hope you come back to life soon, Mr. 032861. I have a "friend" at my old school named Tyler who is nuts and attacks everyone for no reason. I wonder if it's the same kid? :)=
Hey, Deezer, how do you know when people double-click on hyperlinks? Do you have some way of telling or are you referring to your friends or family members doing that?
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"I also had a gun"- Tuff Haviland from the sci-fi book Tuff Voyaging
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 12/4/2004 5:09:12 PM
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The really cheesy jokes that are found in the inside of christmas crackers.
People substituting z for s (ie crackerz)
Trains running more than 10 minutes late.
Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
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The Hammer Bros in SMB
Romance is for the weak-minded.
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Hey, Deezer, how do you know when people double-click on hyperlinks? Do you have some way of telling or are you referring to your friends or family members doing that?
My parents do it, and so does one of my buddies. The same buddy who, while he was looking for a new computer, had to ask me what a processor was.
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Wow, that is annoying. Btw, what IS a processor anyway? :) Sorry to update this when it's been down so long but I had to drop off these ideas before I went crazy. Here's a few more things that drive me nuts!
- Hiccups that never stop (both when you get them and when others do)
- Those icons on websites that have small red X’s on them because they can’t be displayed
- The Windows XP computers at my college which are really screwed up and always make stupid mistakes
- When women wear indecent clothing that really distracts me and makes it hard for me to look at their faces (some guys might like it but I don’t... but I will when I get married :))
- The fact that I’m growing up and won’t be able to have as much time to goof off and play video games (and wear VG clothes)
- Batteries that run out really fast
- People who act irresponsibly and get drunk on New Year’s
- When you ask people a question and they either ignore you, forget what you said, or give you a confusing answer and then you have to keep asking them over and over for a long time.
- Trying to figure out how to make decent scans of my mario videos for this site
- When Nintendo doesn’t make games as good as they could be
- The small buttons on the DS and little backwards compatibility
- Trying to think of what I want to do when I grow up (join TMK!)
- Shoot the bird and win a free Ipod!
- Change
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"Two Asians walk into a bar. One week later... they own it."- joke by Dat Phan which I still don’t get.
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 1/3/2005 8:27:04 PM
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"(some guys might like it but I don’t... but I will when I get married :))"
o_0 hehehehehehheheHEHEehehehEHeheH o_0
-NintendoIke64's sig (oh, how I loathe it)
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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^_^' Heh, that does sound kind of weird I guess. But what I mean by that is I don't like the guilt that comes from looking at women the wrong way and when they yell at you for doing that (even if it's their fault for dressing that way). And it probably wouldn't help my (possible) future relationship if I did that kind of stuff in front of my girlfriend. So I may look a little crazy but I don't really care. :)= It feels awesome to have a clear conscience!
Another thing, I don't think I've ever seen you ever laugh so much from one post!
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Hail to the chief, he’s the chief who needs some hailing.
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 1/4/2005 6:10:29 PM
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-Things that go bump in the night
-When you know a fact for sure and people just keep arguing that they are right.
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Some things are good left unsaid. This is not one of them.
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DVD players that won't let you skip ads and annoying introductions (so you can go straight to the menu)
I am feeling fat, and sassy!
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-Sunbun being a half-op in #tmk
STOP THE MADNESS!
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
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-Having to wake up so dang early in the morning, only to still be tired while in your first class.
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How my happiness seems to make others uncomfortable. At least I thikn it does, becaue they look at me... I think I'm just paranoid. Either way, I want to wear a towel over my head when I go to school.
“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.†-Atticus Finch
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- Titles that are present tense active verbs
- People who think they have "chemical imbalances" or "ADD", "ADHD", stuff like that
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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when teaching and you've explained it 10 million times and they're still blinking
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I love me, and you love me because i''''m the best and you''''re not, and I am so awsome.
~Toddy
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When your younger sibling treats you like crap and you just want to kill them/beat them senseless
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Waiting for someone to reply to my Two Stupid Questions thread (besides myself). *sigh*
CW: You mean like Saving Private Ryan? Or Annoying Chupperson Weirder?
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"We’re gonna burn a little dust here. Eat my rubber!" - Clark (Christmas Vacation)
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 1/16/2005 2:58:18 PM
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Yes. All the titles are "doing this" and "doing that" nowadays.
STOP THE MADNESS!
"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
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Oh yeah, and WHAT'S WITH STOP THE MADNESS?!
STOP THE INSANITY!!!
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Keyboard trick: to make your internet run faster, simply hold down the shift key and push F0.
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 1/8/2005 6:41:32 PM
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Crossing the river can be very risky, especially if you cross alone and at night..
Thick clothing increases your weight when wet and makes it hard to swim or float.
If you cross in the desert, try to travel when the heat is not so intense.
Highways and towns are very far apart, so that it could take you several days to find roads and you will not be able to carry food or water for that long; you could even get lost.
Edited by - Luigison on 1/9/2005 7:02:55 PM
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- Boring hydrolic books
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Some things are good left unsaid. This may be one of them...
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- When the pages in books or magazines get stuck together and hard to open
- When you’re behind someone and they bend over right in front of you
- When you’re watching a TV show and can predict almost everything that’s about to happen
- When someone gets the 200th post by counting... 196...
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Thuddenly Theymour... is thanding bethide you! (Little Shop of Horrors song... with a lisp)
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 1/11/2005 6:47:58 AM
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...197...
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I am the very model of a modern Mario maniac
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 1/11/2005 6:49:03 AM
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...198...
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"Come now, come now. You don’t have to be so dumb now." - Fox in Socks
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 1/11/2005 6:50:08 AM
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...199...
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Yoshisaurus Rex (my signature)
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 1/11/2005 6:51:21 AM
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Something after 199!! Yay!!!
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Reporter: "Tell that helicopter to fly closer to the monster!" (Sonic X)
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 1/11/2005 6:52:42 AM
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-when people post just to be the
something-th (see you learn new words every day) poster
-when people talk about our, their country, or any country in negative ways. For all of you who do, think about those poor little penguins in Anarctica! They don't even HAVE a government! (I mean come on, people are becoming so ignorant and snobbish these days!)
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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n00bs who revive Game Help topics from months ago without reading all of the posts to find that the topic's creator no longer needs help (i.e. M&L:SS Trunkle battle; Mario Party 5)
I am feeling fat, and sassy!
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I don't post just to be the something-th poster. The 100th post was a coincidence. The 200th post... well, I just couldn't help myself. But the main reason I post is because I just have fun complaining about things. I don't really care about... you know.
- When you're playing pinball and the ball rolls straight down between the flippers (I'm not good at bumping)
- People who get bent out of shape from trivial things (like me)
- When people get the 250th post by counting... 203... :)
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"I have seen the future, and the future... is girls! Boys kissing girls... girls kissing boys... and ya know what? We’re all gonna like it! Nyahaha!" - kid from Recess
Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 1/13/2005 8:21:25 PM
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-Random people yelling at me for using a gameshark
-How my cat likes to pull the plug off my computer
-How my computer does "illegal operations"
-how my first reply was "Do not double post"
-Me for double posting and ranting about it
-X-nauts (Who dipped in THEIR kool-aid?)
-Rachaels behavior early in the "friends" series
-The Beatles break-up
-The fact that I wasn't born around the 70's
-Me when I was little (looking back, Past me would drive present me up the walls!)
-when People take J.J. seriously in the mailbag
-That one "ready the babelfish" incident with the spanish guy. (I don't remember the name)
-The grim future of sprite movies
-My ANNOYING talking electronic wreath
-The fact that Goombario was only in one game
-Star stealing freakazoid computer players in Mario Party
-The nasty rumors about chinese food that are not true
-Bandits (In ANY mario game!)
-qeepl3 7ha7 7a1k l1k3 7h1s 700 much!
-How Crash Bandicoot games try to be cooler than it already was! (In memory of the cool Crash games)
TMK fan since three years ago!
Edited by - Master Mario on 1/13/2005 9:03:37 PM
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People who stare at me for no reason
That COX Communications commercial ("Very funny satelite TV...")
I am feeling fat, and sassy!
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 1/15/2005 3:27:08 PM
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Oh, I forgot a few.
- The show "Friends".
- People who actually ENJOYED the show "Friends".
- The Spin-off of the show "Friends".
- People who actually ENJOY the spin-off of the show "Friends".
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T_T one more for me too.
-People who care what I like.
Be nicer to me, plz.
TMK fan since three years ago!
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-That one comcast commercial:
"What can I say? I'm very passionate..."!
I swear, that kid's gonna get married to a bug one day.
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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Changing history is fun, no?
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Laugh out loud-ly-pop
TMK fan since three years ago!
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-thE (<- Edit!?) fact that my enjoyment of "Friends" and its spinoff drives Vidgmchtr nuts.
-that I spent 100 dollar on the "Friend" seasons one through seven and have only watch the first two DVD because the rest were recorded on my TiVo.
-people who don't like the "Simpsons" (i.e. my wife).
-that Morgan Freeman or who ever wrote on the chalk board in the physics episode left of the "g" in "1000 kg".
-and that the other guy couldn't (or at least didn't) multiply 1000 by 20.
-that I have well over 100 kinstones in Minish Cap, but only 10 more fusions to make.
-that I had to check to see if "kinstones" was spelled with an "i" or an "e", and if "Minish Cap" was one word or two.
-that I am stuck in the 3rd floor of the 4th element's temple without the key, but couldn't go back because the block(s) came back.
Edited by - Luigison on 1/16/2005 8:03:33 PM
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-People who don't respect opinions of others
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-people who flame! (Sapphira or whoever mods this, plz tell them not to go flaming!)
-rule breakers
-people who pronounces MArio as MARRYo.....(see the diff?)
TMK fan since three years ago!
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Don't worry, a flame war won't start.
-When my dad, mom, and sister constantly try to guilt trip me due to the way I look
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I agree with Vidgmchtr's:
-People who don't respect opinions of others
I respect other's opinions, but don't always agree with them, and they sometimes drive me nuts. Just remember, everyone has the right to his or her own opinion, but not to their own facts.
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"Merry-oh" drives me nuts also.
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......... one more thing........
-poetic justice! (sniff...)
TMK fan since three years ago!
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Political Correctness
You wanna hate me, but you can''t help but love the RAAAAAAAWWWWK!
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-Dial-up
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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-People who are so behind in technology you just have to laugh at them. Like me hebrew teacher: "I have a Pentium 2. Is that good?"
"I could have more fun watching paint dry...
C''mon Blue! Dry Blue! C''mon!"
-The Decline of Video Gaming
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People think you need to be as thin as a stick to be beautiful
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People who think I'm not cool......... (sniff) V_V
People who want to drive my car named Crazy.
People who like to say C'mere! I'm gonna tell ya a secret, then have them yell in your ear.
The fact that I got the 21 fish salute when I first walked into the mushroom kingdom (I had to wash BADLY lol.)
Seeing Dr. Mario tore up on viagra (In a flash movie at newgrounds.com) I pity da foo' who does that to him!
Spam
Pop-ups
Fake virus warnings
The alarm clock (How do you like "EEE EEEE EEEE" in the morning!?)
My near inability to block bandits on Paper Mario's 1 & 2 and Popple on M&L
The CRUEL Yoshi's island movies from newgrounds.com (They should make that illegal)
The fact that I whine
The fact that I'm fat
The fact that I get picked last in the kickball team
The fact that I DON'T play kickball on ANY team
The fact that I don't possess a Mega Buster (from Megaman games)
The fact that I'd be dangerous with one
Hearing Corey Hall say bad things about Mario
The fact that I stink
Bass's name pronunctiation confliction due to his dog named Treble
Being picked on
Having my name already taken on other sites (Master Mario)
Those ANNOYING pole-jumping spingy bad robots in Megaman 3 (or 4?)
My Terrible horrible no-good very bad days! (I'm-a gonna move to Australia! I loved that book.......)
Being shot by rubber-band guns (It stings after a while!!!!)
Feeling like a bad guy (that's a DEPRESSING feeling, isn't it?)
TMK fan since three years ago!
Edited by - Master Mario on 1/22/2005 12:53:09 AM
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-the fact that i can't seem to get back in touch with my best friend jay-jay, after she moved to atlanta ><...(all you christians out there...we would appreciate your prayers!)
jay-jay & yoshi: sisters in Christ & best friends forever! cuz sisters who sing together, stay together!
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Retarded people who ask dumb questions to the writers in newspapers or tourguides during tours (i.e. "Dear Shagg, Do sea horses neigh like horses?" - Kelly Smith, Spotsylvania, VA)
I am feeling fat, and sassy!
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Freedom fries.
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Too much content on Homestar Runner aren't original ideas
I am feeling fat, and sassy!
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Homestar Runner in general.
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Vid in general.
Push Button...
Receive Bacon! ®
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-Flamers
-Rap music (How the heck can they call it music?)
-Sexual predators
-Anyone to threaten my girlfriends (same as above)
-Swear words (not slang. Slang is not swearing, most of the time)
-The things they talk about in rap songs. (Nothing but obscure filth I can't mention here)
-excessively violent & bloody videogames like GTA and all those mobster titles.
-When Princess Peach cheats in Mario Party 2, at least it seems like it.
-People who slander other's names. (I stick up for the slandered.)
-The fact that no girl at my school acknowledges my existance. (Actually, I'm okay with it most of the time, but I didn't get any valentines yesterday!)
-Why slipknot sings about what they sing.
-"Highway to Hell" and any other song besides "TNT" that ACDC wrote.
-Pokemon. It's driven me insane ever since I quit liking it. Now it just infuriorates me. (Hey, I never said this list wasn't going to be controversial!)
-The fact that no one around me has any musical taste whatsoever.
-Morons that beat up on women because they suck at fighting men.
-How I seem to have lost total respect because of my radical opinions.
That is all. Nicely typed up in about 25 minutes. Most of this I thought of on the fly.
I''ve found that if you have a goal, you might not make it. But if you don''t have one, you''re never disappointed. Let me tell you, it feels phenomenal!
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EclipsedMoon in general. (Do you HAVE to make fun of my name and mock me for any opinion I make in the chatroom?)
*nintendoexpert89 has joined #tmk
<EclipsedMoon> Well my fun is over.
*nintendoexpert89 is now known as ne89away
<EclipsedMoon> Or maybe not
I am feeling fat, and sassy!
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 2/15/2005 7:06:40 PM
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Cool sig ne89.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
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In no particular order whatsoever:
-Rap
-M-rated games
-People who regularly play M-rated games
-AIM speak
-Broad generalizations
-American politics
-Those magnetic ribbons that people put on their cars
-Radical supporters of (insert political party here)
-moveon.org
-godaddy.com
-People who drive around with the music blaring in your ears
-Music that involves people screaming
-The fact that people make money from making music that involves them screaming
-Ultra-patriotism
-Super (insert ideology/religion here)
-Stereotypes
-Hypocrites
-People who complain but don't do anything about what they're complaining about
-Morons
-People who think that (insert followers of any religion) should die because they don't agree with their beliefs.
-Frivolous lawsuits
-Litigation in general
-Dial-up
-Obvious grammar errors
-People who talk during concerts
-People who bring their children to concerts and talk to them
-People who go to concerts with their children to explain it to them loudly during the show (I will NEVER go to a matinee performance again)
-Macintosh
-The iPod craze
-A good majority of reality TV
-Popups
-Crying babies in areas with no escape
-Standardized tests
-Urban legends
-Dieting fads (ie: Atkins)
-Really bad manners
-People who radically support (insert console here) and no others
-NBC's ultra-biased Olympic coverage
"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."
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People who spell 1st as "1rst"
Exhaustion
I fall asleep in Algebra 2 often
People who think games are good just because they're M-rated
PM:TTYD music is hard to find
The people on www.vgmusic.com SUCK at sequencing PM:TTYD game music
Too many sections on www.smrpglegacy.com are not even started yet
''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 2/15/2005 8:47:29 PM
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-The annoying Trumpet players in my band class
-The annoying Saxaphone players in my band class
-People who yearn for a girlfriend and boyfriend who want to validate their existance through the existance of someone else and not living their OWN life
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-Jerk freshman who mock me for being polite
-When my mom asks me questions I've already answered 2 minutes earlier
-My hair is losing pigment due to stress
-The girl in my English class WHO WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE
-Cold fronts
''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 2/20/2005 7:46:51 PM
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>EclipsedMoon in general. (Do you HAVE to make fun of my name and mock me for any opinion I make in the chatroom?)
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>*nintendoexpert89 has joined #tmk
><EclipsedMoon> Well my fun is over.
>*nintendoexpert89 is now known as ne89away
><EclipsedMoon> Or maybe not
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>I am feeling fat, and sassy!
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WTD? That had nothing to do with that.
"I care"
~Luke Skywalker
Edited by - Eclipsed Moon on 2/21/2005 7:02:32 PM
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That was another example why you're on my list.
''I am feeling fat, and sassy!''
Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 2/23/2005 1:57:28 PM
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Two words: ANTI-POKEMON.
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"First of all, it''s ''My minions and I'', not ''Me and my minions. Second of all, ''ain''t nobody'' is a double negative. And thirdly, why do you have minions? You''re one of the most-hated cartoon charecters in the world! Let''s see these ''minions'' you got!" -Me, Team Barney vs Team Poke-Kwright, The Pokemon/Anti-Barney story
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Me = being driven nuts as we speak.... WHYYY do you do this kind of things???? Behave, you two!
It is spelled Em, ey, es, tee, eee, ar, MARIO!!!!!
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Okay here's some rebuttal action
-Flamers -> Okay, no one likes them but sometimes they're comical!
-Rap music (How the heck can they call it music?)->Okay, it's not that great, but some of it is good.
-Sexual predators->Hey, they're human...although they're not...usual
-Anyone to threaten my girlfriends (same as above)->If someone threatens someone and ISN'T joking, then it's stupid.
-Swear words (not slang. Slang is not swearing, most of the time)->Hey! Swearing is the foundation of our society.
-The things they talk about in rap songs. (Nothing but obscure filth I can't mention here)->Yah...it's pretty much all the same.
-excessively violent & bloody videogames like GTA and all those mobster titles.->Some of it can be entertaining, just have a sense of humour.
-When Princess Peach cheats in Mario Party 2, at least it seems like it.->Yah, what a beeyatch.
-People who slander other's names. (I stick up for the slandered.)->Slandered? What is slandered?->It's cool if you're joking.
-The fact that no girl at my school acknowledges my existance. (Actually, I'm okay with it most of the time, but I didn't get any valentines yesterday!)->Don't worry about it, if they don't like you, to hell with 'em!
-Why slipknot sings about what they sing.->They have opinions, and some of us like heavy metal.
-"Highway to Hell" and any other song besides "TNT" that ACDC wrote.->I don't like ACDC either.
-Pokemon. It's driven me insane ever since I quit liking it. Now it just infuriorates me. (Hey, I never said this list wasn't going to be controversial!)->Pokemon is crap.
-The fact that no one around me has any musical taste whatsoever.->That's strictly an opinion...what would you call music anyway? It better not be wussy.
-Morons that beat up on women because they suck at fighting men.->HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's kinda funny.
-How I seem to have lost total respect because of my radical opinions.->Nah you didn't...everyone has opinions.
-Rap->See above
-M-rated games->???How old are you?
-People who regularly play M-rated games->see above
-AIM speak->What?
-Broad generalizations->What?
-American politics->Stereotypical
-Those magnetic ribbons that people put on their cars->Never knew they existed
-Radical supporters of (insert political party here)->Yah people who have no life you mean
-moveon.org->Never seen it
-godaddy.com->Never seen it
-People who drive around with the music blaring in your ears->Hey that's awesome
-Music that involves people screaming->You don't love it? I think it's clever
-The fact that people make money from making music that involves them screaming->Well it's actually good music.
-Ultra-patriotism->What?
-Super (insert ideology/religion here)->Religion is often taken too far
-Stereotypes->Too many it's scary
-Hypocrites->Hehehehe
-People who complain but don't do anything about what they're complaining about->Whiners?
-Morons->Stereotype!!!
-People who think that (insert followers of any religion) should die because they don't agree with their beliefs.->Yah that's stupid
-Frivolous lawsuits->What?
-Litigation in general->What?
-Dial-up->Yah it sucks
-Obvious grammar errors->Meh it saves time
-People who talk during concerts->What do you expect them to listen? that's boring!
-People who bring their children to concerts and talk to them->Leave them alone, you'll have kids someday and you'll have to put up with them
-People who go to concerts with their children to explain it to them loudly during the show (I will NEVER go to a matinee performance again)->Calm down!
-Macintosh->Crap
-The iPod craze->I still don't know what an i-pod is!
-A good majority of reality TV->Crap
-Popups->Crap
-Crying babies in areas with no escape->I hate crying to, but we all need to endure it at some time
-Standardized tests->Deal with it
-Urban legends->Huh
-Dieting fads (ie: Atkins)->Some people wanna look their best!
-Really bad manners->they can be annoying
-People who radically support (insert console here) and no others->Like everybody here?
-NBC's ultra-biased Olympic coverage->Olympics are all over!
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I am the best person in existance!
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You know, I liked this thread, I think it's worthy of a nice bump. I'll make a list of things that currently drive me nuts:
- Final Destination when it's constantly used in Melee or Brawl
- The "No Items" ideology of people in any Smash game
- The fact that I'm not in college because we're too poor to afford it
- Frozen dinners (As in any already-made food that just needs to be heated up in a microwave or oven)
- My sister constantly referring to her boyfriend as "baby"
- The fact that her boyfriend is LIVING with us
- The sound of my brother and his girlfriend making love in the other room
- Though not so much, the fact that I'm the only one of my siblings who has never made love
This'll also give a chance for new users who've never seen this thread to list the things that drive them nuts.
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-People who freak out over M-rated games because they had sheltered childhoods
-The Dharma logo in Cloverfield (if J.J. Abrams pulls what crap I think he might pull, I will personally slap him)
-Being poor enough to not afford new video games but not poor enough to garner sympathy from people
-Inexplicably feeling the need to apologize to people for stuff other people did
-People who stick cuss words in their sentences to sound older/tougher (not cussing in genral, just poor use of it)
-Seeing a thread bumped from three yeas ago that I never saw and thinking I've missed out on some twelve pages
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-Vid bumping useless topics
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- Vid complaining about needless, similar personal topics
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- Garlic dipping sauce (it always spills)
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- When people (usually always the same ones) complain about stuff I do
I don't believe this thread is useless, and you wouldn't've posted that if a more "respected" member (read: member that's liked by the mods) bumped this.
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A more respected member wouldn't have bumped it.
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POINTLESS ARGUING
oh sup guys
oh not closing this because I think this isn't a bad topic at all. Aside from the POINTLESS ARGUING
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- Mandatory schooling
- PETA
- Bad grammar
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- ANGST Thread clones.
- "dunno" being considered acceptable.
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- "dunno" being considered acceptable.
It's for those times when "don't know" is too strong but "IDK" would be too casual. It's the business casual of phrases.
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- when people complain about bumped topics.
Seriously, what's so bad about bumping topics? It isn't hurting anything. Also, this topic isn't useless.
-the idea that any kind of negative stuff has to go in the Angst thread. Having a variety of threads is better.
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Ha Vid, I know how ya feel sometimes. Ever since the Frozenpants guy who got our (Meowrik and I) half-op deal taken away, some of the people like to run me over because of the opinions I have and the things that I mention, but I don't worry about it anymore. I'm 18 and have a life, so I don't let the things they say get to me.
So anyway:
-People who drag their feet when they walk
-Cocky people
-Rude, insensitive people
-People who flame
-People who think forums and the internet in general are their sole purpose for living.
-People who like ricers
-People who are too friggin' close-minded about everything and shoot down everyone with a keyboard because it's the only way they know how.
-People who freak out when people curse once in a while or when they get extremely angry.
-People who think "crap, sucks, etc." are as offensive as the F-Bob-Omb.
-People who are ditzy and think they are on top of the world when in reality they have no clue what they're talking about.
-People who talk crap about the country I live in, support, and pay for.
-People who have a problem with others referring to their bf/gf as "sweetie" or "babe" even after they've been dating for well over a year just because they can't find a girlfriend.
-Arguing on the internet. No one can hear your angry fast typing across the wire and USING CAPS to express your already hard-to-decipher tone in text is annoying too.
-People who trip about M-Rated games.
-People who are greenies.
-People whose main goal of the day is to try and talk as much shizcrap about everyone else's consoles except their own.... although it's usually only the really nerdy kids who do that anyway. I like Wii, 360, and don't think the PS3's all that special, but they all have their ups and downs.
--People who pick favorites.
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People
Fixed.
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- The fact that I'm not in college because we're too poor to afford it
Federal Financial Aid and Scholarships exist for a reason. Saying "I'm too poor" as your reason for not attending a 4 year college is a stupid excuse by lazy people. Then again I'm mainly annoyed by the amount of people either going to State or to community college here. I'm one of the few willing to move outside my homestate to further my life.
I'm also quite annoyed about people now expecting me to pay for everything because I now have an official bank account. I'm willing to buy myself rare action figures off eBay but there's no way I'm going to pay for lunch for 7 unemployed losers with no benefits who just happen to bump into me at the store (AKA My friends, whom I don't fight for).
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-lists
-procrasti
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-procrasti
"I never finish anyth"
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Federal Financial Aid and Scholarships exist for a reason.
They do. Can you believe I was denied a state grant because I wasn't considered by the state to be a full time student while I was by the college's standards?
Saying "I'm too poor" as your reason for not attending a 4 year college is a stupid excuse by lazy people.
Methinks you've not read the WHOLE story.
Just because I say "I'm too poor" for college doesn't mean I'm lazy. We tried getting loans and other aid. My parents are still burdened by the debt my brother had dropped on them when HE went to college.
Also, FYI, I didn't get accepted to the 4 year college I applied to, and they suggested I go to the community college first (which I did, for one semester) for awhile and then transfer over within a year or so.
Next thing that drives me nuts:
- People who tell me to seek financial aid when I have and just couldn't get any in the end
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I have been waiting so long for that.
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I was looking forward to a steering wheel on a pirate's crotch.
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Anyone who thinks it's impossible to be "too poor" for college is either rich or ignorant. But I repeat myself.
I mean, yea, you could take out a student loan, work a full-time $8/hr job while taking 16 credit hours of classes for four years, and have a nice $15k debt to pay off still after graduation because you were only paying off the interest during your classes. Not to mention rent/campus housing. Or food, or all the other expenses.
I mean, yea, it's possible to pay your way through college yourself, but right out of high school it might be infeasible altogether, especially if you're not rich enough to directly pay for school, but not poor enough to get government aid. "Middle class poor", if you will. In fact, my very definition of "middle class poor" is any family that can pay their daily expenses but can't get the aid or loans required to pay a child through college. It's more common than you think.
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I was looking forward to a steering wheel on a pirate's crotch.
It's driving me nuts!
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They do. Can you believe I was denied a state grant because I wasn't considered by the state to be a full time student while I was by the college's standards?
You mean to say you weren't going to school regularly?
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- ANGST Thread clones.
But this thread came before the ANGST Thread....
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You mean to say you weren't going to school regularly?
What? No.
Being a full time student at a college means you're taking a certain amount of classes in one semester. If you're taking less than the college's set amount of credits worth of classes, you're a part time student. You probably have other important things taking time in your schedule, work, family, etc. and don't have an ideal amount of time for taking classes, so you only take one or two.
According to the state, I needed 15 credits worth of classes to be considered a full time student, as well as for the grant I was signed up for. But, according to the college, I only needed 12 to be full time. I started out my semester with 15.5 credits of classes, more than enough. Had I been TOLD from the start I needed 15 for the grant, I wouldn't've dropped a class I felt wasn't necessary. The majority of the semester, I had 12.5 credits worth of classes. So while I was full time in the college, the state didn't deem this enough.
So, no grant, no money, no college again until August 2008.
But GUESS WHAT!
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Ah, thought you meant part time high school student.
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Dude didn't you see my diploma in the picture thread?
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Yeah. But I didn't research my question. I'm not that concerned about it.
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I have been waiting so long for that.
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Canadians... I have no clue what they're talkin' aboot.
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That's just a common misconception, eh.
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Those "Big Dogs" t-shirts.
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-How Black Mage and Insane Steve are mods but they rarely look at the forum.
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Yeah, kind of like being staff who never updates, eh?
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-losing tokens to an arcade machine
-sitting by fat guys on airplanes
-babies
-Lizard Dude
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^ I can relate to the last one. ;)
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everyone
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- People complaining about Vid
- Stomach viruses that prevent me from going to MKWii event and possibly missing a concert tomorrow
- Lizard Dude
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- Whenever the TMK chatroom is empty or everyone just refuses to talk/type.
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- Same as above.
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- That prof of my second-choice gen ed class who expects me on Wednesday night to do a 7-10 minute presentation on the chapter of his book that he finally got around to writing, turn in a 750-1000 word essay, and take the final, instead of going to the mandatory orientation meeting for students (like me) who are studying in Philadelphia next semester for their majors.
- My laziness, particularly in conjunction with the above.
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-Complaints regarding complaints regarding other members. Can't we all just get along?
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I think you just complained about complaints regarding complaints.
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I read the forum, I just rarely have anything to say.
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-My 15 year old sister who is a big jerk
-The kids in Troop 346 who discriminate against me because I use Windows Vista Ultimate x64 SP1 and a Samsung YP-P2 and never realize that it's just a sheet of silicon encased in plastic with a screen.
-Anything Apple due to the above.
-Fanboys in general
-Rap music: so much junk in that genre lately.
-People who blast their music and not being aware of the noise pollution the are causing
-My parents
-Noob haters in XBOX Live who kick them out because they are.
-My school's dumb rules and stubborn teachers
-Drivers who have no idea how they are driving
-Jocks: Big difference between jocks and athletes
-People in forums and in IRC channels who fail to help you with hardware/software problems and are rude about it.
-One word: Racism
-lack of other things to add to this list
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-These new rappers that come out of the blue that talk about how much money they have
-spam messages saying 'come to etc. for cool videos
-The letter D
-That everest institute guy
-lil Wayne
-Flamers
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-People who go on on the Internet and do something stupid, expecting to become a celebrity and get their own reality show (sadly, they're right).
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Here's one I don't get: Wearing a hoodie inside a building. I've seen it everywhere, classrooms, bathrooms, restaurants, cars, even the sports arena. Is this some sort of fad that caught on? I honestly think it looks even more ridiculous than tight, faded clothing or oversized, baggy jeans. What is it supposed to symbolize anyway, your ability to suck at everything so you hide your shame by covering your face?
Honestly, the next time I see someone wearing a hoodie inside a building, I will gauge their eyes out.
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I wear hoodies when it's cold and I'm inside because I'm too lazy to take it off. If there's no zipper my laziness increases with said hoodie.
I never wear hoodies in warmer weather, though.
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Hey, same here. But I never wear the actual hood of a hoodie unless I am outside and it's raining. Especially when it's light mist, that clings to your hair and looks terrible.
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I wear a hoodie in school, simply because I don't want to carry it around.
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Personally, I get tired of looking at all those ugly Marc Ecko (why is the symbol for that a rhino?) hoodies with the nonsensical patterns on them.
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the only hoodies I usually wear are either my plain black one, or my SMB3 one.
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-Pacifists.
-Environmentalists.
-People who think global warming (now called "climate change") is real.
-Hillary Clinton.
-Barack Obama.
-John McCain.
-That Square Enix completely disregards the fact that millions of American fans would also like to play the Final Mix games.
-People who make lists of things that drive them nuts.
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Politics in general drive me nuts.
Also my ghetto city.
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Turtlekid, you really think that Square-Enix only disrespects the Kingdom Hearts fans? It took forever for Final Fantasy III to see American release, there are still Dragon Quest games that haven't come out over here, and the DS Paddle Controller isn't coming to the US with Arkanoid DS and SPAC3 INVADERS EXTR3ME this June. All of these things are either currently driving me nuts or have driven me nuts at some point.
Also:
- The fact that R-TYPE Final wasn't actually the final game in the series like it was supposed to be.
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-People who believe in global warming (In agreement to turtlekid1)
-The new episodes of south park
-When I can't decide which shirt matches my eyes more
-Josh Meyers (If you don't know, he played Randy on That 70's show, he is extremely corny and tries to be funny.)
-The kid who always wants to answer the question before everyone
-Lizard dude constantly asking me to make him Nachos at 4 in the morning
-Kids who act tough when they're with their friends only
-Anime
-4kids
-People who complain about the randomness of Family Guy
-Pimples
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-The new episodes of south park
-Kids who act tough when they're with their friends only
-People who complain about the randomness of Family Guy
I agree highly with all of those.
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-Overuse of the word random.
-Misuse of the word random. A computer can select something at random. A person can draw a name from a hat at random. A person cannot, on his or her own free will, be random. That's just called "weird."
-The fact that both of these coincide.
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Computers can't actually select things at random.
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If people who identify as "random" really were, you'd expect a much more varied range of subjects. Sure, there'd be the days where they just talk about cheese, but on other days they'd talk about the history of phoenix legends, how to convert from degrees to radians, and Anselm's ontological argument.
Anyway, a few nut-driving things that I just remembered:
- People IRL who feel like they always have to add something to a conversation, no matter how useless -- usually so they can feel like they "won", when I wasn't even trying to have an argument.
- How Obama is about to become president without ever having said anything substantive.
- Libraries closing six hours early on weekends.
- The number of hours in the day.
- The lousy internet reception in my dorm room.
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Obama is the better candidate right now because all Hillary's doing is going around and making up stuff.
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And trying to BAN VIDEOGAMSE.
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Yo Johnny_Macho, make me some nachos.
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Yo Johnny_Macho, make me some nachos.
Sure thing Lizzard dude! ya big jerk...
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Computers can't actually select things at random.
Which is why I always play Solitaire with actual cards. But heck, nothing's random if you think about it.
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I don't really like any of the candidates, but if McCain picks someone I like for VP, I might vote for him, because he's old.
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What drives me nuts is the ignorant kids at my school that can't even vote but repeat what they've heard on the news about the election, and act as if they're actually politically aware. I don't pretend like I know everything about the candidates. The extent of my knowledge is that Obama broke out some seriously awesome moves on Ellen.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=4cjtRgnj7pA (http://youtube.com/watch?v=4cjtRgnj7pA)
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Something that drives me nuts is my mom's animals. To be more specific, the dog. She is beyond spoiled.
-She's constantly given treats, often times when she runs outside without her leash.
-When she does something bad, she gets little more then a light tap on the rear end.
-She has her own couch, but mom lets her one the main couch anyway.
Heck, she's one of the main reasons I want to move out so bad...
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My Theatre teacher's ridiculous deadlines. I've got four days (two left) to create a kick-awesome puppet based on folklore, fairy tales, or mythology; I've yet to decide between the Minotaur and the Mothman, but I'm leaning toward Mothman.
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so a guy walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch
the bartender says "whats that doing there?"
the guy says "ARGH! Its driving me nuts"
the thing that really drives me nuts is internet explorer
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I was looking forward to a steering wheel on a pirate's crotch.
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-Overuse of the word random.
-Misuse of the word random. A computer can select something at random. A person can draw a name from a hat at random. A person cannot, on his or her own free will, be random. That's just called "weird."
-The fact that both of these coincide.
Many thanks. I am now at peace knowing I am not alone in having those sentiments. I've actually grown to rather despise the very word "random" as a result of this obnoxious trend.
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^ That, and misusing the word "Literal."
Or any other form of the word.
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^ That, and misusing the word "Literal."
Or any other form of the word.
That reminds me of when my film history prof was talking about a scene in a Busby Berkeley movie where the camera goes through the legs of several dozen dancing women:
"Now, Freud would have just had a ball with this. Literally."
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Go literal metaphors! o_O
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Oh god. Literally, random, and could care less are my biggest pet peeves.
Literally means the statement should be interpreted exactly as written (i.e., "I literally jumped out a window.") It should never be used to indicate emphasis (i.e., "It was so awesome, my head literally exploded!")
Random, as previously stated, means an outcome reached through pure chance (such as the formation of the universe), NOT acting like a moron (i.e., "I'm wearing underwear on my head! How random!!!11 Please pay attention to me!")
"Couldn't care less" indicates that the person's level of caring is at absolute zero, and caring any less would be a physical impossibility. "Could care less" means that the person does indeed care, and is certainly capable of caring less, but chooses not to, thank you very much. This is most likely not the intended effect.
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Oh god. Literally, random, and could care less are my biggest pet peeves.
Literally means the statement should be interpreted exactly as written (i.e., "I literally jumped out a window.") It should never be used to indicate emphasis (i.e., "It was so awesome, my head literally exploded!")
Random, as previously stated, means an outcome reached through pure chance (such as the formation of the universe), NOT acting like a moron (i.e., "I'm wearing underwear on my head! How random!!!11 Please pay attention to me!")
"Couldn't care less" indicates that the person's level of caring is at absolute zero, and caring any less would be a physical impossibility. "Could care less" means that the person does indeed care, and is certainly capable of caring less, but chooses not to, thank you very much. This is most likely not the intended effect.
1. I agree
2. I could go off on a rather strongly worded tangent on how the universe wasn't necessarily randomly formed, but I won't.
3. I agree again.
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Glorb, you're so random I could literally care less.
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Glorb, you're so random weird I could couldn't literally possibly care less.
Fixed. But I lol'd at your post.
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Glorb, you're so random I could literally care less.
/me bursts a blood vessel
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Fixed.
Fixed.
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-Stupid pet peeves (some on this thread are just ridicules)
-not knowing if you spelled words right
-people who care about spelling
-hypocrites
-religion (there I said it)
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* People who are intolerant of intolerance (You can't always sway everyone's negative view on someone else, you know. They have a right to opinion)
* People who purposely annoy others
* Really noisy people
* People who stare
* People who tell you to go about this way or do this "because it's right"
* Politics (I find it boring)
* People who can't discuss their side of a topic without succumbing to sarcasm, condescension, screaming, and yelling
* People who mention all private, uncomfortable things about themselves
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NE89 just described Vidgmchtr!
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He did not.
* People who can't discuss their side of a topic without succumbing to sarcasm, condescension, screaming, and yelling
Sounds pretty Chupperson Weird to me.
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* People who can't discuss their side of a topic without succumbing to sarcasm, condescension, screaming, and yelling
That pretty much describes everyone.
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-When guys think spraying themselves with AXE or TAG will count as a shower
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Vidgmchtr, that annoys me as well. AND the general atmosphere of the boy's locker room (jeering idiots and terrible aromas).
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-Very thinly veiled snipes at other people disguised as peeves
-People whose names rhyme with "Snidgmchtr" (no one in particular)
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-99% of what's on TV.
-When people touch my backpack.
-Egomaniacs.
-People going for the "cool factor."
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Ambulance Y just reminded me of another one:
-Message board signatures that consist entirely of numbers.
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Is this better?
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Hating a movie but wanting to see it at the same time. See, there's this movie, Quarantine, a remake of a Spanish flick, REC, about zombies; basically, it's Cloverfield - giant monster + Blair Witch Project + zombies. In other words, a slapshod amalgam of every camcorder movie cliche out there. I counted around 15 in the trailer alone. And yet it looks awesome.
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The first post of this page of the topic has a pretty different meaning if you don't look at the last post of the previous page.
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The first post of this page of the topic has a pretty different meaning if you don't look at the last post of the previous page.
ROFL
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Is this better?
As a matter of fact, it is.
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- People who think there cool but their not.
- People who bully people who are younger than they are, but get scared of people who are older then they are.
- P30pl3 wh0 ta1k l1ik th1s.
- Girls who act like a certain boy that asks out that girl and then the girl acts like they are a bug and say "Eww!"
- Hypocrites.
- Al Gore.
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And...
- Hypocrites.
See: - Al Gore.
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Ooh, you told him, son!