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Forum Games / Re: BOREDOM HAS STRUCK IT'S VICTIM!!!!

« on: June 13, 2003, 11:18:27 AM »

wow. this was a while ago. the first BORED story.... how many are there? i think i've posted in all of them, but i forget the number.

these really are stories for just a select few [darkblue, me, steve, chup, mmm...]. not that we don't accept new people, it's just that this is what we do when we're bored and no one else seems to understand. i don't really think it's that hard to understand, though

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: June 13, 2003, 10:56:02 AM »

cable: wow. this story sure fell apart without me. hey, darkblue
db: yeah?
cable: where's that one reunion thing?

i guess i'll just have to find it myself...
i wonder what my signature is...

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: April 02, 2003, 04:33:19 PM »

cable: i'm too...not bored
steve: so which page should i turn to?
cable:i'd say 5, if i remember correctly
roshan: alright! kick the newbie! *everyone kicks zero*
zero: what the slash? i'll slash all of you! you can't handle the -HEY! pay attention!
-meanwh-le--
u"F"o: who are you? go away
--m-anwhile--
cable: hey roshan, i thought you had some STUFF to take care of
roshan: CRAP! that's right! that guy's house is going to get all drafty if he left the door open for me. come on roy, let's away!
roy: (bye, all)
chup: bye, roy
roshEn: here, son. use these shoes
cable: dad...*rolls eyes* those are banana peels
roshEn: hmmm... so they are
pope: *cries*
chup: what's wrong, pius?
pope: well, i just saw the first church of catholocism burned down by steve's [not THAT steve]dad who was smoking grass while the asian sun was drinking coke...*sobs*
chup: hmm... that sure is... discouraging
roshEn: hey, what time is it?
cable: it's time to go! i have to get a snack, man

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: March 25, 2003, 03:53:35 PM »

cable: boy does that mk ever stand for mushroom kingdom...
chup: what?
cable: forget about it (big italian hand gestures again)
roshan: those are the DUMBEST shoes i've ever seen, cable
cable: but all door*mart had were barbie shoes
roshEn: you could just go barefoot like me
cable: or you could give me some freakin money, DAD, so i could buy some descent shoes!
roshEn: or ... you could go barefoot like me
cable: why do i even try with you?
roshEn: i hope someday you'll learn a lesson, son
roshan: hey guys, i'll see you later, i have to go do some stuff
cable: what kind of stuff?
roshan: just some STUFF. okay?
cable: okay. i guess
*roshan exits on roy*
chup: that jerk
cable: i know, roshan wouldn't tell us where he was going
chup: no, i meant roy, he didn't even *sob* say goodbye
cable: *pats cw on back* it's okay, man. let it out
dave: the who with the what in the where with the why when?
mean-while
roy: (so, what are we doing?)
roshan: i have to see a guy about a thing
roy: (hmmm...)
me-anwhile
chup:*choked in tears* WHY?! why wouldn't he say *sob* goodbye!?
cable: *to dave* what a nut-job
dave: he's not as bad as that roshEn...
cable: hey! he may not love me or ever be there for me, but he's still my dad! *kicks the newbie* whoa! that IS fun!
meanwh-ile
roshan: *knocking on a door* you there?
voicebehinddoor: who is it?
roshan: roshan
vbd: what do you want?
meanwhil-e
u"F"o: i forgot what we were talking about the last time we met
gregor: it doesn't bloody matter
thomas: what the?
tog: who are you?
gac: AAH! I'M SO ANGRY I HATE THAT THOMAS GUY ALREADY!
willard: hmm.. i guess i AM still in this...
thomas: i just wanted to use the john
u"F"o: it's over there *points to edge of cliff*
thomas: oh, thanks. *walks off cliff* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-
u"F"o: i never get tired of that
gregor: but 'ats the first bloody time you've done 'at
u"F"o: oh.. maybe that's why i'm not tired of it
m-ea-nw-i-le
cable: so.... how many places can you pop, chupp?
chup: let's start with places i CAN'T pop...
dave: *picking a flower pedals off* she loves me... she loves me not... she loves me... she loves me not... she...LOVES ME!
girl: i love you, dave!
dave: i love you too!
cable&chup: awwwwww...
cable:*wakes up* what the? man!.. even in MY dreams i don't get the girl? atleast i have these aweXome barbie shoes...

WHAT'S ROSHAN DOING?
WHY WAS THAT THE SHORTEST PART OF THIS EPISODE, BUT POSSIBLY THE ONLY MEANINGFUL ONE?
WHY DOES CHUPPERSON WEIRD CARE SO MUCH ABOUT ROY?
WHY DIDN'T ROY SAY GOODBYE?
WHY DIDN'T CHUP START HIS LAST POST WITH A STATEMENT LIKE ALL OF HIS OTHER ONES?
WHO WILL BE THE NEXT TO REPLY?
WILL DAVE KEEP POSTING IN THIS?
OR WILL WE KILL OFF HIS CHARACTER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE? *kicks the newbie*
WHY IS THAT SO FUN?
WHY DIDN'T I DO THAT SOONER?
IS THIS EPISODE LONG ENOUGH? I KNOW MY LAST ONE WAS REALLY LONG, SO THIS IS PROBABLY REALLY SHORT COMPARITIVELY
OH WELL
--BORED cable

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: March 24, 2003, 03:25:40 PM »

cable: whoa... it's been so long since i posted... and NOTHING has happened.
chupp: we're on our way to jkalanifanistan
cable: RIGHT!
*all ride the ferry to inhalianowastastan*
chup: here we are, in trumanagostan.
cable: hmm... i thought it'd be more... deserty
roshEn: i thought it would be more desserty!
roshan: are you ever NOT hungry?
hungarian: did someone say hungary? i'm happy harry holdwell the hungarian.
roshan: no. you mis-heard me... i said GO AWAY!
hungarian: *mumbles and walks away*
cable: i just remembered, it doesn't matter if this story no longer has a plot... it never did!
mmm: oh yeah! i haven't posted in a long while either, though
cable: i just felt spring fever and thought i should put some of that energy in to "randumness" and post it here
roy:(what are you two talking about with this "posting"?)
cable&mmm: *with emphasized hand motions* forget about it
roy: (hmm...)
roshan: look over yonder!
dave: what is it?
roshan: it's a gigantic angry camel! and he's headed this way!
gac: AAAAAAARGH! I'M SO GIGANTIC AND ANGRY AND A CAMEL! WHO ARE YOU GUYS?
chup: i'm chupperson weird
cable: i'm cable
roshan: i'm roshan
roshEn: i'm roshEn
roy: (i'm roy)
mmm: i'm mamma mia mario
min-t: i'm min-t
pope: i'm pope pius III
dave: i'm a cartoon swear
mitm: i'm the man in the moon
lugi: i'm-
gac: I'M SO ANGRY THAT I DON'T CARE TO HEAR THE ANSWER TO MY OWN QUESTION *runs away*
cable: that was close. i almost thought luigi was going to get a full line
all: THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
tomcruise: did someone say mission impossible trilogy?
roshan: GO AWAY! *sprays him with giddy-up 409*
cable: whoa! where'd you get that?
roshan: i stole it from that guy with the mustache. he says it gets the grease out
cable: oooooooooh!
tomcruise: *dies*
chup:*burries the body* *whistles*
creep: *digs the body out and takes it off camera**whistles*
meanwhile
u"F"o: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
gregor: what the bloody douglas is it now?
u"F"o: a gigantic angry camel! and he's headed right for us
tog: maybe he'll be my friend
gac: AAAAARG! I'M SO ANGRY I HATE YOU ALL! ESPECIALLY YOU *points at tog* *runs away*
u"F"o: well... that wasn't too bad...
tog: even camels hate me
meanwhile
cable: *yawn*
chup: what's that for?
cable: i'm getting kind of tired. i need something exciting to happen
all: *see something coming* GASP!

FIN.

nah... i'm still bored. i'll keep going
roshan: it's just that stupid camel again
gac: I'M SO ANGRY AND GIGANTIC..  I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY CAMEL SELF, SO I JUST KEEP RUNNING AROUND!
creep: *jumps on camel and rides it into the sunset*
chup: i haven't sung anything in a while *clears throat*
roshan: hey! let's keep it that way
chup: *dirty look at roshan*
cable: eew! i stepped in... rotting pineapple
roshEn: that's still food! *eats it*
cable: AAAAH! my leg! my leg! leggo my leggo, man! aaaah!
roshEn: sorry, i get kinda carried away when i'm eating
cable: oh, man... my shoes...
roy: (you can always buy new ones)
cable: hey good idea! let's go buy me some new shoes!

WHAT KIND OF SHOES WILL CABLE GET?
HOPEFULLY NOT ANYTHING EXPENSIVE... OR CHEAP
WILL DAVE EVER POST AGAIN?
WILL ANYONE EVER POST AGAIN?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON.. your favorite show



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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: March 10, 2003, 03:32:57 PM »

cable: whoa. that sure was creepy.

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: March 03, 2003, 03:37:34 PM »

cable: hey roshan! cw taught roy a new english phrase!
roshan: oh no...
roy: i hear the montey in yer sowe
chup: NO! i FEAR the monKey in yOUr soUL!
roy: (gimme a freakin' break, man. you're lucky i even knew that willard was roshan's worst enemy, not because i was alive back then, but because i'm roshan's confidante)
roshan: oh yeah! THAT'S why you knew. there had to be some good reason
cable: see, i told you
roshan: okay, cable. i'll never doubt you again
cable: thanks, roshan. you're more understanding than my DAD ever was *hurt look at roshEn*
roshEn: jeeez, son. i thought i cleared this up. i was never there for you because you were a mistake
cable: oh yeah. that's right. *sarcasstically* thanks for fixing the hurt dad
roshEn: no problem, son
cable: you know what?...whatever, dad
willard: so, roshan. you thought you could outsmart me by having an evil clone, did you?
roshan: well... i was hoping...
willard: well you hoped wrong! me and evil roshan are best buddies now. we even have a secret handshake. look
*evil roshan and willard do a rediculous secret handshake*
roshan: HEY! that's the exact handshake you and i had before the falling out!
willard: oh, i know.  i know
roshan: how could you?! now i hate you even more!
chup: *dreamy-like*i wish i had a relationship with another character, then we could be arguing too...

meanwhile-I
u"F"o: *hacks up a hair-ball that says "leet" on it* oh, man that feels better!
gregor: oh... and i was just going to suggest these bloody laxitives...
TOG: no one was my friend in high school...

THAT'S ALL

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: February 28, 2003, 04:14:10 PM »

-----eleven days later----
cable: boy is it ever 11 days later
chup: i'm sure glad you aren't dead, cable
cable: me too. i don't know what came over me before
roshan: *sniff sniff* we're in russia
cable: whoa! how can you tell that?
roshan: i can smell the vadka
cable: oh, look. there's leningrad
chup: so wait, not only are we in russia, but we're back in time!
cable: did i say LENINgrad? i meant STALINgrad
chup: oh... right..right...
roy: (this is my first line in this episode because i couldn't remember my name before)
roshEn: i HATE when that happens...
roshan: ROY! look there!
roy: (oh no! it can't be!)
roshan: but it is
cable: what is it?
roshan: not WHAT, but WHO
cable: okay.. so WHO is it?
roy: (only roshan's life long rival...willard of prague)
cable: oh. look at that ugly shirt he's wearing
roshan: it looks new. i'm going to go spill something on it
*roshan walks up to willard of prague*
roshan: *caustically* i like your shirt, willard
willard: thanks, it's new...ROSHAN! i haven't seen you in... a while!
roshan: so, it IS new *looks around and see's a guy walking by with a glass of red wine* *takes glass*
guy walking by with a glass of red wine: hey! that's the glass of red wine i was walking by with!
roshan: *spills wine all over willard's shirt*
willard: you...worthless piece of monkey-lovin' snot blowin' camel haired two timin' snaggle toothed low down no good larry bird look-alike itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot panty wearin' walrus smellin' water melon head!  i'll get you for this! roshan: shut your face, willard
willard:*runs away crying*
roshan: HA!
cable: wow. i've never heard such insulting...
roy: (you should have heard them in high-school...)
chup: that reminds me...
roshEn: about what?
chup: that NOTHING IMPORTANT HAPPENED IN THIS POST!
cable: oh well

OH YEAH! NOTHING HAPPENED IN THIS POST.
AND WHAT DID HAPPEN WAS SOMEWHAT INSPIRED BY THE MOVIE MY FRIEND AND I ARE MAKING.
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT TIME? ANYTHING?
WILL SOMEONE POST SOONER THAN IN 11 DAYS?

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: February 11, 2003, 03:44:29 PM »

cable: i always wanted to die in death valley. i just thought it would be kinda ...ironic, mayhap? *dies*
mmm: OH NO! cable died! i can't believe one of the major characters just killed himself off half way through the season!
roshan: He killed himself off in the beginning of the first season, too.
chup: didn't YOU bring him back then, MMM?
mmm: oh yeah... i DID! guys, we gotta find the seven z balls of magesty and power
roy: (the what?)
mmm: it's a dragon ball z [anime] thing
roy: (oooh... right..right)
roshEn: or we could just...EAT him...
everyone: hmmm...*evil grins*
min-t: we HAVE been stuck in the desert to starve...
roshEn: maybe we should ease our suffering a little...
mmm: are you çRåZy?! we gotta find the ballz and bring him back to life!
roshan: yeah, we can't just eat a fellow human
chup: i'm not even human and i think it's gross

---meanwhile---
u"F"o: what are you doing here, anyway?
TOG: uh... standing here?
u"F"o: you seem pretty useless to me. at least gregor helps strategize.
tog: i can help!
u"F"o: and i know just the way you can do it...*evil grin* you can be my STRESS reliever...
tog: y-yes...sir
gregor: part 536 has failed bloody good.
u"F"o: that one guy, come here!
tog: you called?
u"F"o: *kills TOG* ahh... so much better
ghost of that one guy: hey! i thought you'd just beat me or something, not kill me!
u"F"o: well maybe if your plan failed five hundred and thirty-six freakin' times you'd want to kill a man too
GoTOG: good point...
gregor: actually, one of them is dead. bloody dead. well, he didn't bleed, 'e just kind of keeled over
u"F"o: hmmm... good...

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
WHY DID I KILL 2 PEOPLE?
AM I THAT MURDEROUS TODAY?
OR DO I JUST LIKE THE PLOT TWIST WITH CABLE'S DEATH, AND THE WAY GOTOG LOOKS?
I'D SAY THE SECOND ONE!
HOW 'BOUT YOU?
THAT'S GOOD THAT YOU AGREE WITH ME!
ISN'T IT?
OF COURSE!
DO SOME OTHER STUFF NEXT TIME ON *this guy dies too*

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: February 10, 2003, 03:17:39 PM »

cable: i'll do this tomorrow. i don't have time today
chup: okay... just let us all die in the desert
roshEn: have you any food?
roshan: don't look at ME like that!
cable: seriously, i don't have the time today
*disputes that i'm the guy*

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: February 03, 2003, 03:12:40 PM »

cable: boy is this thread ever popular!
chup: you're telling me.
cable: yeah...*rolls eyes*
chup: *sigh* *rolls eyes*
roshan: *rolls eyes*
roy: (would you stop?!)
cable: fine. we're done.  it's too bad i didn't post yesterday, i was waaaaaay out in left feild the whole day, man.  i could have thought of some crazy stuff.
roshan: You still can, just TYPE!
cable: type?
roshan: Uh... Just...Do stuff!
cable: O-KAY!!!!
----meanwhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii3349888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888error error error error error error 785le---
gregor: get ready, old shoe, 'ere comes part 367 in me ol' plan of mine.  bloody good!
----meanwhile----*
roshEn: wassat?!
roshan: I smell....*sniff sniff* waaaaaaaaaaaaarr!!
*20 evil looking bad dudes come running over the hill*
cable: how can you have war with *counts* 26 guys and a yoshi?
luigi: hey, count me in too, buddy.
optimus: i'll help out as long as i can, too.
cable: hey, thanks guys
chup: i've never fought before!
batman: we can help too, old chums
robin: yeah, we caught penguin, joker, and min-t
mmm: great! come here, min-T
MitM: i'll help too.
the pope: i abhore violence
cable: oh, man.  but wait! look at these...
the pope: oooh! nice socks! i'm on your side, 'til death doth strike me down!
roshan: That's great! This guy will live forever. He's already been shot once, he can survive anything

WILL THE SIDES EVER BE EVEN?
IF SO, WILL THEY EVER FIGHT?
IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TO GIVE A GOOD ADD-ON TO, INSANE STEVE!?--oops! i forgot, you have no ! on this board

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: January 28, 2003, 02:54:09 PM »

cable: it's a good thing that ???'s fog had some mind poison in it, and it wasn't just a shroud to hide in...
chup: yes it is.
roshEn: oh, wait! that's not a mirror dome! that's a bio-dome!
pauly shore: did some one say "bio-dome"?!
roshan: *kills pauly shore* take that! you big disgrace of a man!
audience: *cheers*
cable: since when do we have an audience?
chup: didn't you know this is an ampatheatre play?
cable: ooh... that explains a lot
roy: (not really...)

-----------meanWhile--------
gregor: why do our bloody "meanwhile"s always have to be so bloody weird in cable's posts?
u"F"o: in who's what?
gregor: ...nothing...
u"F"o: that sounds very suspicious... so how's phase 362 going?
gregor: well...
-------meanwhiLe---=----
cable: AAAH! someone stole my shoes!
chup: now we'll all be distracted by your-
roshan: NICE SOCKS!

[no teaser questions pour aujourd'hui]

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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: January 24, 2003, 03:09:12 PM »

cable: hmm... it would appear that laziness is boredom's worst enemy
cw: i couldn't agree with you more
cable: you don't even know what i'm talking about do you?
???: MWA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA AH!
roshan: You messed up on that 5th and 9th "HA"s
???: oh... thanks... MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
roshan: That's better
cable: man, i'm lazy today. but i have to post SOMETHING so this story can get back toward the top of the thread list
cw: thread list?
cable:...uh... don't worry about it
cw: that's very suspicious
---------meanwhile---/---
gregor: what's wrong wif that bloody line? it's going the wrong bloody way
u"F"o: don't worry about it
gregor: that's bloody suspicous
u"F"o: don't you have something to show me?
gregor: yes! it's phase 237 in your plan to kill those bloody guys
u"F"o: oooooooooh!
gregor: it's already in effect, i 'ired this mysterious [and annonymous] guy to infiltrate the .... other guys.
u"F"o: wait... you don't know who he is?
gregor: nope
u"F"o: then how do you know if he's on OUR side?
gregor:...oh... 'at's a good point... bloody good

--------meanwhile----/----
cable: *stares at ??? for 10 minutes*
roshan: Any luck?
cable: nope. i still can't tell who he is
roshan: BLAST!
???: ha ha! my mysterious fog of mystery has blinded your friend cable.  OH! NICE SOCKS!
cable: why thank you
cw: hey! i was the first to notice his nice socks... but i can't quite pinpoint what makes them so awesome...
cable: maybe i should put my shoes back on so people will stop bugging me about my socks
kevin: hey, nice socks!
charlie: hey! nice socks!
the pope: hey, nice socks!
robin: holy nice socks, cable!
batman: hurry up, robin. the joker and the penguin are getting away!!!

WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
only you can decide
WHO IS ??? ?
only you can decide
WILL THEY FIGURE OUT JUST WHAT IS SO COOL ABOUT CABLE'S SOCKS?
only you can decide
WHY IS EVERY OTHER LINE only you can decide?
only you can deci-
roshan: SHUT UP, FOR DENNIS QUAID'S SAKE!



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Forum Games / Re: BORED-MKIII GX

« on: January 17, 2003, 11:12:17 AM »

cable: i can't think of one thing to type
cw: uh...you just typed that
cable: oh.  i guess so, but i'm going to have to get back to you guys.  total brain drain or something.
roshEn: look! cw capitalized my E, too!
cable: awesome!
roshan: Good, now it doesn't look so freakin' much like mine.
mmm: so, cable, when are you going to email me that quiz thing?
cable: oh yeah! i guess i'll do that now.  i can't think of any story


SORRY FOR THE LAME EP TODAY!
MANY APOLOGIES.
THESE AREN'T TEASER Q'S, BUT THEY'RE STILL CAPITALIZED
cable: my socks are pretty cool, though ;D

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Forum Games / Re: hey, lookey what I found!!

« on: January 17, 2003, 10:31:37 AM »

i'm pink yoshi :(
i think red describes me pretty well
i took the quiz again and pink was second to green. i don't think i'm a green. definately more red than green. blue is too shy, but came in 3rd. then comes my red one.  i'm like black yoshi, 4th, except that i'll help people even at my inconvinience. light blue yoshi isn't even his own color, but came in 5th. then the too vengeful orange yoshi.  yellow came in last, and i think that's right.
if i had to order my own yoshis on what i thought best fit me it would be
red
pink
black [except for not helping ppl]
blue
light blue
orange
green
yellow

i'm the pear [torture method, but #2, the rack, fits me better]

i'm one of us is a spy, seconded by ya like bunnies?

in the mario bros. one luigi was second to ...DAISY!?!?! and PEACH was THIRD!!!!??!!! atleast chainchomp was 4th...even though i said i DIDN'T live on a chain...

in the nintendo selector, [this is weird] i'm
link
mario
GANONDORF
luigi
...and LEAST of all, i'm peach

what?! i'm capt falcon for ssbm
luigi, my best player, is no.10

JAZZ! i got jazz for the transformers one!... of course he was number 2... but i love jazz

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