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Glorb

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« Reply #120 on: July 21, 2008, 03:47:04 PM »
I saw an ad for Glorb Kart the other day.
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #121 on: July 22, 2008, 10:28:35 AM »


Um... Brooke who?

Although I guess if her name was Brooke Flav, that would probably give the answer away.



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What is wrong with our culture today, that we have to constantly define ourselves by which famous person or object some artificial authority figure arbitrarily tells us we're like, due to a handful of external similarities? What does it say about the nature of identity in the modern, impersonal, superficial society?

« Last Edit: July 25, 2008, 07:40:51 AM by CrossEyed7 »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #122 on: July 25, 2008, 04:43:58 PM »
« Last Edit: July 26, 2008, 12:01:05 AM by CrossEyed7 »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Glorb

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« Reply #123 on: July 25, 2008, 07:33:52 PM »
I thought manboobs were a sign of strength and vertility so that your woman may make pleasure with you before the great feast of goat before the hunt.
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #124 on: July 26, 2008, 01:42:40 AM »
- "Vertility"?
- The great feast before the hunt? Why are you hunting if you have enough food for a great feast?
- Seriously, "vertility"?



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- Maybe you mean versatility. Man-boobs are quite multi-functional, after all.
« Last Edit: July 26, 2008, 01:48:28 AM by CrossEyed7 »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Glorb

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« Reply #125 on: July 26, 2008, 07:54:22 AM »
I dunno, it sounded sorta medievalish so I went with it.
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #126 on: July 26, 2008, 11:05:37 AM »
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And look at this. We're getting ads for ads now.

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« Last Edit: July 26, 2008, 11:11:34 AM by CrossEyed7 »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #127 on: July 28, 2008, 08:23:31 AM »
And look at this. We're getting ads for ads now.

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      Make a direct customer connection with powerful behavioral targeting
        www.revenuescience.com
    *
      Outdoor Advertising
      Find any type of outdoor ad media anywhere in the USA at one source
        www.emcoutdoor.com
    *
      Gas Station Television
      Reach consumers at the pump with TV advertising, marketing & media.
        www.gasstationtv.com

Pitiful.  If they're going to advertise shamelessly, they at least need to advertise Mario stuff.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #128 on: July 30, 2008, 01:12:56 AM »


I'm confused. Is "crew" spelled like that on purpose?
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N64 Chick

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« Reply #129 on: July 30, 2008, 06:16:56 AM »
Uh oh. This can't end well...

Fangirling over Luigi since 1999.

MaxVance

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« Reply #130 on: July 30, 2008, 02:50:42 PM »


I know where my friends are, thanks.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

BP

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« Reply #131 on: July 30, 2008, 03:01:32 PM »
#tmk.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #132 on: July 30, 2008, 04:18:02 PM »
Friends?
That was a joke.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #133 on: July 31, 2008, 09:48:57 AM »
I have lots of Facebook friends.



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« Last Edit: July 31, 2008, 12:03:11 PM by CrossEyed7 »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #134 on: July 31, 2008, 01:46:50 PM »
That Pokemon MMORPG I've played before. I can tell you, its safe. But it sucks. Plus, clicking on the ad will probably cause you to get a virus anyway.

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