Author Topic: Oxymoron contest. (Read 4622 times)

Koopaslaya · « **on:** May 10, 2004, 03:53:53 PM »

OK, heres the deal come up with the randomest, funniestoxymoron wins. Everyone knows what they are like Jumbo Shrimp or something. Well who ever's makes me laugh most wins the grand prize... umm there is no grand prize! Just a pat on the back, and a tip of the hat to you.

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Screech · « **Reply #1 on:** May 10, 2004, 04:08:41 PM »

Snooze alarm.

I might be Sadib...

Nameneko · « **Reply #2 on:** May 10, 2004, 04:15:37 PM »

Sane Newbie

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #3 on:** May 10, 2004, 04:36:47 PM »

Oh man, I got a bunch of 'em stored up. Here comes:

Alone Together
Constant Variable
Jumbo Shrimp (already said)
Government Organization
Living Dead
Pretty Ugly
New Classic
Act Naturally
Authentic Copy
Guest Host
Whole Piece
Shout Quietly
Awfully Nice

That's just a sample.

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

Markio · « **Reply #4 on:** May 10, 2004, 04:44:01 PM »

Stupid genius
Truly fake
completely unfinished

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!

MEGAß¥TE · « **Reply #5 on:** May 10, 2004, 05:25:39 PM »

My favorite has always been:

Microsoft Works

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #6 on:** May 10, 2004, 05:46:16 PM »

A tour guide was leading a group of military personel through an old building. As they climbed the stairs, the guide said, "Watch your heads as we get to the top. There's a nasty protruding ceiling." When the guide reached the top, she turned around and watched as each person after her bumped their heads one-by-one. After they got to the top, she asked them, "What group are you?" They said, "Military Intelligence."

So mine is:
Military Intelligence

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #7 on:** May 10, 2004, 05:56:01 PM »

MEGAß¥TE is in the lead so far, `cmon, you guys can top that one!

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Screech · « **Reply #8 on:** May 10, 2004, 05:58:24 PM »

Rap music.

I might be Sadib...

Markio · « **Reply #9 on:** May 10, 2004, 07:36:34 PM »

I'm not trying to be racist, I heard this on "Just Married":

Mexican Food

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #10 on:** May 10, 2004, 07:54:59 PM »

American Justice System.

MEGAß¥TE took my first one.

~I.S.~

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #11 on:** May 10, 2004, 09:58:13 PM »

¥tterbiJúm took mine.

Ah well:

Pretty Ugly

(meh)

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 5/10/2004 9:00:34 PM

¥tterbiJúm · « **Reply #12 on:** May 10, 2004, 10:06:06 PM »

PlayStation 4

Bozone, n.:
The layer of gas surrounding a person which prevents good ideas from penetrating.

Nameneko · « **Reply #13 on:** May 12, 2004, 10:50:54 PM »

Headbutt

"There are no such things as stupid questions, just stupid people."

Luigison · « **Reply #14 on:** May 12, 2004, 11:42:04 PM »

Edited by - lUiGiSon on 5/12/2004 10:44:10 PM