Author Topic: ><8 Scissors Day Thread ><8 (Read 3742 times)

kirbyman · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:02:57 PM »

*laughs*

Deezer · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:16:07 PM »

To celebrate, I signed up for the 10K Run With Scissors taking place in Chicago tonight.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #3 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:20:49 PM »

You're going to run with scissors X~|...

kirbyman · « **Reply #4 on:** February 14, 2007, 04:29:42 PM »

:S That comp. sounds awkward.

BP · « **Reply #5 on:** February 14, 2007, 06:10:39 PM »

Hey, I got to use scissors today to cut out models of varying chromosomes and okay never mind, I know that no one really cares.
Deezer, you'll win for sure if you use my patented Safety Scissors.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #6 on:** February 14, 2007, 06:22:58 PM »

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Those are the safest scissors I have ever seen.

bobman37 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2007, 06:54:06 PM »

Deezer, you should bring a CD player and blast Weird Al Yankovic's "Running with Scissors" album

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #8 on:** February 15, 2007, 02:19:18 AM »

I first sighted this thread when holding a pair of scissors in my hand. :o

Eclipsed Moon · « **Reply #9 on:** February 15, 2007, 05:55:30 AM »

Quote from: Bird Person on February 14, 2007, 06:10:39 PM

Hey, I got to use scissors today to cut out models of varying chromosomes and okay never mind, I know that no one really cares.
Deezer, you'll win for sure if you use my patented Safety Scissors.

Safety is a major slowdown! He just needs to run like the wind (last night)!

Glorb · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2007, 06:00:32 PM »

Yeah, I say boo to safety! After running with the scissors, stick 'em in a microwave and then play Russian Roulette with a grenade (not sure how that would work, but I'm sure someone could find out).

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2007, 07:27:21 PM »

Russian Roulette can be played with revolvers, knives (someone throws a knife, and a person on the opposite end needs to catch it), pins (sticking pins into your hand/fingers), and hammers (a person stands against a wall, while a person attempts to hit the person's head with a hammer. The person against the wall needs to move out of the way in time so his head dosn't get hit by the hammer).

Glorb · « **Reply #12 on:** February 17, 2007, 09:39:18 AM »

Yeah, but Roulette with grenades or even automatic weapons is extra-fun, because it takes out the chance of not exploding. I've never exploded myself, but I'd think it'd be a fun time.