Post by: MadRhetoric on January 24, 2004, 10:44:00 PM
Zit: Haha, I will destroy this pitiful land!
FlamboyantGuys: Yes, master!
Zit: Haha, all your base are belong to us!
Fruity Residents: What you say?!!
Mario: Not so fast, you gluttonous teenage bane! I will destroy you!
Zit: Gwaha, a puny plumber? Destroy the great Alligator Overlord?
Mario: I am MORE than a plumber, for behold! I am CITRUS MAN!
Announcer: Now with 60% more juicy flavor! In stores NOW!
Citrus Man: *Yanks a pummelo out of the ground* Chew on this! *Lobs the citrusy ball of goodness at Zit*
Zit: Nooooo! Not fruit! I hate fruit!
Citrus Man: Special Technique! KUMQUAT KRUSHER!
Hippies: Yaaaay! Save the Whales!
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 25, 2004, 12:29:30 AM
Fawful: Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid that is stupid!
Jimmy: Jim Jim Jimmy Jim Jimmy Jimmy Jim!
Lizard_Dude: Did you know the Jet Propulsion Laboratory has Victory Peanuts that they open/eat at critical moments?
CW: Why no. But this looks like a job for some WEIRDNESS!!
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: Weird Dude on January 25, 2004, 12:31:02 AM
Post by: Insane Steve on January 25, 2004, 12:39:48 AM
*Leaves. For now.*
Stupid Quotes: (11th Edition) Martin Luther King Day special!
"If [Dr.] Martin Luther King Jr. were alive to see how so-called "civil rights" have progressed today, he`d be spinning in his grave right now."
~Me.
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 25, 2004, 12:40:28 AM
Citrus Man: Fawful, join the Citrus side. Your lemony powarzZ are lemony fresh.
MMM: Yes, join my army of fruit!
XXX: MMM! You have no chance to survive male your time!
MMM: My third cousin twice removed by a bobcat! What are you doing here?
XXX: I will finally defeat you, you, who have ALWAYS drankunken all the peanut juice at Thanksgiving, will PAY.
MMM: First, you must defeat my army of citruses(citrii?)!
XXX: Your citrii are no match against.... wait, where is it.... crap, I lost it... no... wait... oh, yeah, hidden pocket... no, not there.... Oh, its in my shirt pocket, here we go! PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢(and bunniesâ„¢)!â„¢
MMM: I reel at the amount of trade marks!
XXX: ™™™™™™™™™™!!111oneone
MMM: *GREARS*
Grear: I HAVE FURY!
XXX: It's the legendary Grear! I, shall capture you! Pokeball, GO!
Grear: GREAR! GREAR!
MMM: *IMPLODES*
_____________________________
"Good writers touch life often. Mediocre ones run a hand over her. Bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies." - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 1/24/2004 10:45:37 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 25, 2004, 12:55:21 AM
Greear: GREEAR! GrEEAR!
Feudal Japanese Fighting Dudes: Resistance is feudal! WHoo-YAH!
Flunkies: Woo hoo! Woo woo woo wo wooowowoowowoowwoowwounbfgbirughrlir
The Last Living Pizza Bean: Woo! Woo! Woo! *poofs*
The Gardener: *cries* That was my last bean! WAAAHHH!!
CitrusMan: *throws oranges at the CD factory*
WEIRD DUDE: Power... fading...
Chupperson: Well, that was weird. Heh. Ha. *starts giggling*
SUDdENLy, the HOSPiTAL JUMpS ONTO THE FReIGHT TrAIN!
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 25, 2004, 01:05:47 AM
XXX: Not so fast!
Trainman: Nothing can stop my traininessess!
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Death: Oh, oh, oh, I love you MMM baby...
MMM: It'd be a lot punnier with XXX dead and up here in your house.
Death: But you're so much seXXXier.
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Trainman: Taste my freight of steel!
Dark Yoshi: *is run over by Trainman's train*
XXX: Hadoken!
Trainman: *explodes*
XXX: Haha, now, I must go and find my third cousin to kill him... again!
_____________________________
"Good writers touch life often. Mediocre ones run a hand over her. Bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies." - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
Post by: TEM on January 25, 2004, 05:04:46 PM
@_@: Hey I'm Blood-Shot! Who are you guys?
*_*: Hi I'm Empty-Eye Cavity.
O~O: I'm Wired, WHHAAZZZUUUPPPP!???
X_X: I'm Zombie, may I partake of your brains?
@_@: Maybe later.
X_X: Blast!
._0: I'm Lopsided, my right eye is lazy don't pay attention to him.
.: Heyyy I'm Lopsided's Right Eye, make me some dinner, and a tree house.
._0: Silence you lazy monkey-waste! Go back to the boiler room and shovel coal, it's getting cold in here!
@_@: Your eye is a sentient being?
*_0: Well if he jumped out of my eye socket and is shoveling coal, what does that tell you??
*_*: Hey Blood-Shot, he's sensitive about the whole "living lazy eye" deal so don't ask him about it. And could you hand me my cane and car keys, I'm going to the grocery store.
@_@: Ok here you go. Hey can I live here with you guys?
O~O: YEA sure! NEW roomMATE. WHOOOO!!
(a loud crash and breaking glass is heard from outside)
X_X: Who gave Empty` the car keys?
@_@: Me.
*_0: Rule numero uno, never give that crazy blind guy the car keys.
The End of Chapter One.
I will continue the adventure of the Faces in my next post, and please no one continue the story this is mine and mine alone.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Post by: Markio on January 25, 2004, 07:29:35 PM
Rock: Indeed. I have very advanced physical and mental abilities... for an abiotic factor.
Sapphira:...
Mona Lisa: Rock, you rock!
Fire Extinguisher: C'mon, Rock, Sapph, we'll be late for the opera show!
Sapphira: OK!
Rock: Off to the Billiards!
If you eat sixty-two oranges, fifty-three bananas, and seventy-four apples, then you''re full of fruit!
Post by: Forest Guy on January 25, 2004, 07:40:06 PM
Weird Dude: Too late.
Evil Squad: We have evil! Evil us! Now we shall conquer you.
(They conquer a base)
Evil: All your base are belong to us. We are Hillary Clinton.
_____________________________
I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! Beware my Jalapeno Katana and Chilli Claws!
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 25, 2004, 07:44:48 PM
SSBM Announcer: And the winner is... MARIO!
MMM: I told you I wouldn't hold anything back.
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XXX: So, what exactly is this wonton you speak of?
Rock: Its a very large noodle.
XXX: That sounds perverted.
Sapphira: Then you have a dirty mind. *Puts XXX in a full nelson and trys to stick a bar of soap into his ear*
Citrus Man: Oh, look at this! A poor man being violated by a crazed woman! I shall put an abrubt stop to this! LEMON LASER! *Fires a laser beam at Sapphira*
Sapphira: *Blocks the lasers with her Wonder Woman gauntlets* Gwahaha!
Grear: GREAR GREAR!
Citrus Man: Nooo...the Grear... its draining my citrusy goodness...
Oranges: OH NO! LOOK! Its Fredzilla!
Fredzilla: Haha! Now, I shall devour you! With proper manners! *PINKY OUT, SHOKOTA!*
Shokota: SHOKOTA SHOKOTA!
Grear: GREEAAAAAR! *Body slams Shokota*
Shokota: *tries to strangle Grear*
Citrus Man: Holy lemony ludocrisy!
Announcer: Shokota vs. Grear 20XX, in theaters now!
Sapphira: Oooh, pretty colors.
XXX: Blasphemy!
Blasphemy: BLASPHEME BLASPHEME!
_____________________________
"Good writers touch life often. Mediocre ones run a hand over her. Bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies." - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
Post by: Jman on January 25, 2004, 08:02:40 PM
Mario defeats Bowser via pinfall
Kirby loses to Dedede via bearhug
Luigi gets his butt kicked, and still beats Tajiri, the japanese idiot.
Brock Lesnar defeats Andross with Brock Lock.
Main event: Big show loses to Zach Gowen, again. with help from Me.
And the wasted match, The Basham brothers lost to Pikachu and jiggypuff.
Another match: Ash Ketchum lost to John Cena in a battle rap
What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
Post by: TEM on January 25, 2004, 08:19:09 PM
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Post by: Weird Dude on January 25, 2004, 10:09:45 PM
ONWARD: ONWARD, I SAY!
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 25, 2004, 10:15:11 PM
Sapphira: Aaah!
Frank: Doodah, doodah... *steps on a landmine*
Vlagranian: I AM REVIVED!! MUAHAHAHA!!!
Flunkies: Woo hoo!
CitrusMan: Time to say ORANGE! *throws oranges at Vlagranian*
The Dogs: Who let us out, who whoo whoo
Post by: MadRhetoric on January 26, 2004, 03:55:03 PM
CitrusMan: Never!
Vlagranian: *Applies a swift kick to the balls* Bow to to royalty!
CitrusMan: *bends over with pain*
Sapphira: No more, I say! *whip crack!*
Vlagranian: Eep! She's wearing leather! Those poor cows...
Cows: Eet mor chiken!
Chupperson: It is I! Chuppersman!
Vlagranian: NOOOO! Not Chuppersman! EYE DEATH BEAMS. For a limited time only with extra d00m.
XXX: I feel bubbly.
Post by: Forest Guy on January 26, 2004, 05:38:37 PM
_____________________________
I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! Beware my Jalapeno Katana and Chilli Claws!
Post by: Dairy King on January 26, 2004, 08:01:31 PM
Roshen: Do I get to be in this?
Dave: No. You ate the last one.
Roshen: NooooOOOOO!!!
---------------
Meanwhile
---------------
UFO: Ahh... Vacations are nice.
Gregor: Jolly good, I say.
---------------
Meanwhile
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Fawful: I HAVE FURY!
Gerakobitts:No, I HAVE FURY!
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
*by the way, Gerakobitts is the Japanese Fawful.*
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
Cackletta: Will you two SHUT UP!!!?
Bowletta: I agree! It was bad enough having one of you.
---------------
Meanwhile
---------------
......
Wait... what was going on?
Edited by - Dairy King on 1/26/2004 6:03:22 PM
Post by: Forest Guy on January 26, 2004, 08:40:25 PM
_____________________________
I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! Beware my Jalapeno Katana and Chilli Claws!
Post by: Insane Steve on January 26, 2004, 10:03:08 PM
Roshan: There aren't any cards though...
Roy: (That's a metaphor, you twit...)
What cards did Steve had?
Was it 7 and 2 off-suited?
If it was, I don't blame him for folding!
Why didn't this post have ANYTHING to do with the plot?
Why IS there a plot?
... you know what goes here because I sort of forgot
Stupid Quotes: (11th Edition) Martin Luther King Day special!
"If [Dr.] Martin Luther King Jr. were alive to see how so-called "civil rights" have progressed today, he`d be spinning in his grave right now."
~Me.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 27, 2004, 01:32:25 AM
Vlagranian: NOOO!!!
Pack Mule: HEE HAW! HEE HAW! *tramples Vlagranian*
CitrusMan: That should take care of him!
Vlagranian: MUAHAHA YOU FOOLS
Jimmy: NOOOOOO!!!
My, what a lot of yelling.
Jared Fogle: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAA-- *cut back to paratrooper*
Sgt. Flutter: TEN HUT, MEN!
*SUDDENLY, THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS ATTACKS!!*
TGoC: HAHAHA!! I will destroy you all with post-holiday bills!!
Consumer in Debt: NO!!
TGoC: YES!!! *kicks an airplane*
Airplane: AAHHHHSPLASHHHH
Submarine: *getting palm read*
Palm Reader Chick: In your former life, I see... the sky...
Former Occupant of the Airplane: AAAHHHH
Green Acres and Ham: Will you try some GREEEEEEEN Acres is the place for me?
Mr. Knox: I would not, could not, with a bee.
Knock Knock: Who's there?
It's-a me, Jimmy: Jimmy who?
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 27, 2004, 01:46:04 AM
Corn: OW!
-----------------------------------------
Roy: Ah HA! Witness my triumphant return!
Other Roy: Hey! I was the first Roy on a next-gen console.
Roy: I was on earlier consoles.
Other Roy: So was I in Japan!
Roy: ...
Other Roy: ...
@_@: ...
my pathetic attempts at humor are fleeting
Post by: Screech on January 27, 2004, 05:24:31 PM
"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Post by: Popple on January 27, 2004, 06:33:40 PM
That one guy over there: Yes you can.
King Kong: Yo dawg, I'm in 'da hizzouse, man, lets go shizzle that thurr barizzle over thurr.
Fawful: Word yo.
Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
Post by: Dairy King on January 27, 2004, 07:54:53 PM
Roshen: Psst.. What?
Dave: Five bucks says you can't de-pants everyone in the forum.
Roshen: You're on!
------------
Meanwhile
------------
Some Guy: I have to wonder what is going on in this crazy world!
Roshen: *de-pants SG*
SG: Aw, crud.
------------
Meanwhile
------------
Fawful: Since when do I talk like that?
Roshen: *de-pants Fawful*
Fawful: Aw, crud.
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Meanwhile
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Construction Worker A: And remember to keep obstructions off of the narrow I Beams when walking accross them!
Construction Worker B: So, you want us to keep our pants on?
Construction Worker A: Yes!
Roshen: *de-pants Construction Worker A and Construction Worker B*
Construction Worker B: Like this? *takes step, falls*
Construction Worker A: Exactly!!
Construction Worker B: Aw, Crud.â„¢
"The Hero''s triumph on Cataclysm''s Eve wins three symbols of virtue. The Master Sword he retrieves, keeping the knights'' line true."
Post by: n/a on January 27, 2004, 10:15:21 PM
[poof]
____________________
Haiku:
writing a poem
with seventeen syllables
is very diffi
Post by: n/a on January 27, 2004, 10:20:17 PM
[poof]
____________________
Haiku:
writing a poem
with seventeen syllables
is very diffi
Post by: TEM on January 28, 2004, 07:16:32 PM
(Opening theme starts, characters break into song)
O~O: Make the caFFeine-inducED vOICES stop! AHHHHH
@_@: Your tortured screams make me laugh
._0: Your eyes make me want some Visine
X_X: I juuust aaate a GI-RAFF
All: We are the faces now, together forever in harmony!
Sometimes we fight
Sometimes we kill
.: But I always manage to thrilll (the ladies, wink!)
X_X: I JUUUST ATE A GI-RAAAAFF
(End Song.)
.: Hey, guys, maybe we should see Empty`, the doctor called and the doctor said no more monki-
._0: SILENCE. I have a replacement face, everyone meet Ectasy.
^_^: Hi everybody! I'm happy to meet you all! Let's make paper snowflakes! YAY!
O~O: OK, I'll makE mine out of SAnd paper.
*_0: Hey where'd Lazy Right go?
^_^: Here's a note he left! It says he left and is never coming back!
(@_@ reads note)
@_@: It's a note saying he went to get groceries and will be back in a few minutes.
^_^: I'm illiterate!
The End
Will Lazy Right ever come back?
Is Empty` gone forever?!
Is Ectasy really illiterate, or is Blood-Shot?!?
Answers: Yes in a few minutes, no he's dead forever, Ectasy is the illiterate one.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 1/28/2004 7:49:35 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 29, 2004, 01:25:41 AM
The Franklin Mint: *starts throwing dishes*
RoshEn: Hey, I ordered one of those! *starts eating dishes*
Teddy Brewster: CHARGE THE LOCKHOUSE!
Locks: AAAH!! *cower in fear*
Avenging Dude Man: I'll come to save you!
Vlagranian: NYAHAHAHAH!!! YOU WILL NEVER SAVE THEM. d00m LazarzZ aktavatid.
WEIRD DUDE: I'll stop you!
CitrusMan: No, I will!!
SSBM Announcer: FAILURE
Vlagranian: Ha ha ha!! Now I will take over your flies and kumquats!
Flies: LEEAAADERRR
RoshEn: *eats kumquats* ...Those were ... TOO NORMAL AAHHH
cable: what, dad?
RoshEn: *eats a pile of tar* MMMmmMMMm THis is more LikE it
Grear: GREEAR!!
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: n/a on January 29, 2004, 03:10:38 PM
Whew.... still bored.
*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* mmm....throat tastes funny.... *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*
...
...
____________________
Haiku:
writing a poem
with seventeen syllables
is very diffi
Edited by - n/a on 1/29/2004 1:11:42 PM
Post by: Dairy King on January 30, 2004, 07:01:05 PM
Roy:(Have you actually read any of this?!)
Dave: Uh... No?
Roshan: It's better if you don't...
Roshen: Argh! What are you doing here?!
Steve: Shut up.â„¢
"The Hero''s triumph on Cataclysm''s Eve wins three symbols of virtue. The Master Sword he retrieves, keeping the knights'' line true."
Post by: Insane Steve on January 30, 2004, 11:10:40 PM
Dave: Shut up.
Steve: *folds again*
Why is Steve making BORED into a game of Texas Hold 'Em?
Is it because he won 14 dollars today playing it?
Or are there better reasons?
And will the original "Evil" character make an appearance?
Will ANY other characters from the first 3 BOREDs make an appearance?
Why am I talking so much if I folded?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON...
BORED â„¢©®
~I.S.~
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 01, 2004, 12:39:04 AM
This is ©®@zy.
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 03, 2004, 08:45:05 PM
cable: ?!
Socks: hey dude
cable: AAH!
Chupperson: My shoes are dudes.
Shoes: Hey dudes
Socks: Hey
Fat Albert: Hey Hey HEY!
Jimmy: I return.
Vlagranian: No you don't! EYE DEBT LAZARZ!!
Ghost of Christmas: MUAHAHAHA Another victim!
Jimmy: NOOOO!!
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: n/a on February 03, 2004, 08:57:18 PM
I deny it all.
I''m not dead, I''m electroencephalographically challenged.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 04, 2004, 09:24:07 PM
RoshEn: Pennies?! WHERE?! *GLOMP*
* Deezer is glomped
All the kids: YAY HALF A PENNIES!
The President: *registers new denomination of currency*
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 05, 2004, 04:30:09 AM
Porkchop John: Sorry...
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 05, 2004, 09:13:55 PM
XXX: I have some Nacho Cheesier Doritos...
Vlagranian: *inhales Doritos bag* What? Its empty!
XXX: Sorry... I was hungry..
Vlagranian: Fool! You are no longer my right hand!
XXX: Noo!
Vlagranian: I'm demoting you to big-toe.
XXX: NOOOO!!
Vlagranian: and furthermore, MMM becomes my righthand. He's just so sexy. *Uses Pick-me-up on MMM*
MamaMia Mario: Ugh, tastes like Able Juice.
Vlagranian: Shut up, right hand! Now, left index finger, report!
ElzieAnn: Yes, masterlordofallthingshotandsexy?
Vlagranian: I'm in the mood for fondue.
ElzieAnn: Yes, masterohsosexyiwantyousobadlywinkwinknudgenudge
JayResop: I have come to defeat you! Pokeball, go!(I had to do this, Jay hates Pokemon)
Kyle Orlando: KYLE KYLE!
KYLE: KYLE KLYE
GREAR: GREAR GREAR *Grears Grear amount of damage and gains Grear exp.*
KYLE: KYLE KYLE! *explodes*
Jay Resop: Foiled again!
Vlagranian: I want beer in it.
ElzieAnn: Yes, masteriwishyoudgivemesomelovin
Vlagranian: Lasagna! Report!
XXX: But lasagna isn't even a body part.
Vlagranian: It is in my body, fool.
XXX: Sorry, masterewelziehowcouldyoueverwanthim
Vlagranian: LASAGNA? Where are you?
Pac-Man: Sorry, my liege.
Vlagranian: BETTER. I want a hot woman, and now. Hop to it!
ElzieAnn: Um, masterimopenpleasetakemeimdonewithyourfondue
Elaine: But, lover!
Don't ask me why I decided to make fun of Elzie Ann, she's prime funnyininoid property.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 05, 2004, 09:31:55 PM
Vlagranian: Speak not, left thumbnail!
George: I'm just some random guy here for fun, yay.
marioguy: Yay yay YAY!
jon: Yay yay YAY!
Vlagranian: Status, left pinky!
Shotoka: SHOTOKA SHOTOKA!
Vlagranian: I said LEFT pinky!
U "F" O: That's all I get to be in this story? What a gyp.
The Hockey Players from Mars: STICK UPSIDE THE HEAD!
Chupperson: *sticks a hockey player's head upside* There, that should hold for at least two days.
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: n/a on February 07, 2004, 11:02:34 PM
I''m not dead, I''m electroencephalographically challenged.
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 07, 2004, 11:32:37 PM
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: TEM on February 08, 2004, 12:56:59 PM
X_X: I EAT YOU ALL!
And in one super human multi-directional leap and ginormous bite, he did indeed eat EVERYONE.
X_X: Yummy, finally my endless appetite for flesh is quenched, and now I can go to that place where dreams come true.
(Cue Song of Healing from LoZ: MM)
Zombie then rolled over and died a peaceful, content death.
THE end.
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 2/8/2004 10:59:19 AM
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 08, 2004, 02:02:55 PM
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: TEM on February 08, 2004, 03:36:03 PM
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 09, 2004, 03:02:34 PM
_____________________________
"Good writers touch life often. Mediocre ones run a hand over her. Bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies." - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 09, 2004, 04:32:50 PM
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: Insane Steve on February 09, 2004, 11:20:41 PM
Roshan: Can we get on with the story?
Roshen: Why isn't my "E" capitalized here? *burp*
Steve: ... Ugh...
No questions today, folks. You know, when I was little, we didn't GET teaser questions for the next episode! We kept our interest WITHOUT all these newfangled "Riterall" ADD medications! And furthermore... (continue old person ranting)
~I.S.~
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 09, 2004, 11:30:36 PM
Patented, eh?
wheres dezzer
Dodongo: YAHH I can't breathe fire!
Link: Yayyyy
*asteroid crashes on pizza parlor*
Jim: Dag nabbit!
Jimmy: ...
Jimbo: That was my line!
Vlagranian: I crave pizza! *calls Jimbo*
Jimbo: it seems we have run out of pizza
Vlagranian: NOOOO *dies*
U "F" O: That's it?
Vlagranian: NOOOO you fool! Ahahahahaaahah!!
Gregor: Well, jolly bloody well good and ham fried noodle!
My brother: Ham fried noodle? Ya mean Mac 'n' Cheese? *grin*
Me: No, I mean ... NORM ... FRIED ... A PICKLE!
RoshEn: Can I have it?
CAN ROSHeN HAVE THE PICKLE?
DO WE REALLY CARE?
WILL WE FIND THE ANSWER?
PROBABLY NOT! BUT STAY TUNED!
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: Deezer on February 10, 2004, 01:50:10 AM
Deezer: I'll never understand it.
Post by: TEM on February 10, 2004, 05:17:05 PM
Highlander: In the end, there can only be one!
Neo: I am the One.
Weird Dude: We are the Two!
Darth Vader: You will all fall to the power of The Dark Side,(exhaling noise), now DIE.
C% Captain Tennille was originally only a ref but I decided to let him in on the action %C
Captain Tennille: And a tournament of the most powerful movie characters(and Weird Dude) begins, Let's Go!
To be continued, right now.
//Round one: Neo vs. Captain Tennille//
C% I wasn't sure how to write the battle sequences so I just gave brief, one line descriptions of all major offensive, defensive, and evasive moves %C
Captain Tennille swings his fake plastic sword at Neo.
Neo then breaks in 2 with a karate punch then super kicks him into the opposing wall of the 60 ft. by 60 ft. plain concrete arena.
The Captain is down, the tournament medic, Doctor DoomC% DR.D as the medic was an on the spot idea %C, declares him DOA.
Next match: Weird Dude vs. The Highlander
Will TMK's own hold up against the supernatural sword-weilder?
Will the fight be longer and less dumb then the first?
To be continued, not now.
Don’t make me go Zelda on you.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 6:21:46 PM
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 10, 2004, 06:15:46 PM
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"Good writers touch life often. Mediocre ones run a hand over her. Bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies." - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 10, 2004, 08:29:55 PM
Post by: TEM on February 11, 2004, 05:31:58 PM
Highlander: Prepare to lose.
Weird Dude: Prepare to wax the printer.
C% I like the word kamikaze so I through it in there for no reason %C
The Highlander kamikazees through the air at Weird Dude with his sword pointyed at his head.
WD then conjures up a printer and a can of boat wax to deflect HL's attack.
He then uses his Dude powers to spawn a small platoon of lizards.
The Highlander chops a few of them in half but they eventually over power him.
One of the lizard's turn into Godzilla and eats The Highlander.
C% I wasn't sure how strong to make Weird Dude, so I had one of the lizards actually defeat The Highlander %C
Weird Dude wins!!
There are 3 opponents left, Weird Dude, Neo, and Darth Vader.
The next battle Darth Vader vs. a mystery guest. Who chooses the mystery guest? YOU!
Suggest who you want to fight Darth Vader and then I will pit that person against the Dark Lord.
Restrictions: Your suggestion must be a powerful or clever character from any movie and it must be a humanoid.
C% I always intended for the mystery guest to lose, no matter who they turned out to be. I originally planned for Darth Vader and Neo to fight in the end of the series then the winner out of them(I hadn't decided who would win) would fight Weird Dude, who would win and be the TMK's Champion %C
CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!
Don''t make me break my foot off in your ***!
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 6:31:17 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 11, 2004, 10:31:09 PM
GOGGLE
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/11/2004 8:31:45 PM
Post by: TEM on February 12, 2004, 05:05:59 PM
C% I had told Chupperson about the "other people pick the fighter" idea and I knew he was going to submit Google, I was disappointed that he was the only person that submitted someone, not counting Bub from Bubble Bobble, I don't know who that is. %C
Don''t make me break my foot off in your ***!
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 6:34:24 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 12, 2004, 11:03:36 PM
Fred: Nah, I want a ham fried noodle.
Deke: Too bad, all I have is a soup sandwich. *hits xylophone*
Xylophone: Ouch!
Mallet: Hey, what's going on in the croquet tourney?
Roshan: Ha ha ha! I have the KISS OF DEATH!
CW: No!
Roshan: *whacks ball into CW's ball*
CW: I lose! AAAAHHHH
Fred: *eats Spam*
Bill: Waiter! Check please!
Fred: *burp* Ahh, digital garbage.
*THE EVIL FOOT oF FOODINESS RETURNS!!!*
Jimbo: But it's never been in the story before.
Simon Belmont: I don't care! YAAH!
Dracula: *evil laugh*
Foot: *whap* DIE!
Grems: NO!!
Germs: !!ON
Franketydoodah: WHAAHHRIWFIEOGERGLRG!
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: WarpRattler on February 12, 2004, 11:31:16 PM
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
Post by: TEM on February 13, 2004, 05:32:44 PM
For the battle the retractable roof was retracted to accommodate Google's height, let the battle begin!
Goggle charged Darth Vader, who used Jedi speed to avoid his stomping.
DV then used the Force to throw large chunks of concrete at Google to hold him at bay while he used his interstellar communicator.
Goggle punched out the concrete boulder about to hit him and then races toward DV.
Right before he was going to crush Darth a intense ray of green light came down and blew Goggle to smithereens.
C% i want to apologize for this lame ending, I just couldn't think of a way for Darth Vader to beat a freaking zord %C
Darth Vader wins!
Apparently he called upon the Death Star knowing he couldn't fight him with his tiny by comparison lightsaber.
Next battle: Neo vs. David's idea from last night in the chatroom.
What was his idea?
Will he/she be a match for Neo?
Find out next time in Bored!
Don''t make me break my foot off in your ***!
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 6:38:07 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 13, 2004, 11:47:17 PM
First, this match did not consider any of Goggle's weaponry.
Even the Goggle Tank could easily take Vader.
Even if Goggle was hit, he could have easily separated into the Jet, Tank, and Dump.
Boom.
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 14, 2004, 12:37:32 AM
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
Post by: TEM on February 14, 2004, 09:13:51 AM
You should have excepted that Vader won.
But sense what LD says is true I shall reverse the reality of the battle to where Goggle wins, but under one condition.
You, Chupperson Weird, make a ten frame minium battle sequence between Darth Vader and Goggle in which Goggle wins, with commentary under each picture.
Do you except the challenge?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Post by: n/a on February 14, 2004, 04:40:06 PM
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Stupid Phil Quote #1: The only difference between Alex and Ryan is that they both have blond hair.
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 16, 2004, 01:33:02 AM
XXX: Yes, master?
Vlagranian: GO! Now! And win this tournament!
XXX: Of course! *runs off to win the tournament*
Vlagrian: Oh yes, how evil. Mwahahahaha.
Toadies: Mwahahahahaha.
Ed Sullevan: Mwahahahaha.
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"Good writers touch life often. Mediocre ones run a hand over her. Bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies." - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
Post by: Lt Mou on February 16, 2004, 05:01:22 PM
Mario: Hey, that's-a my line!
XXX: I'm here to win the tournament!
Receptionist: Fill out forms A through D. Ignore part 3 on form C unless you're carrying any hot dogs made of Jell-O. When you're done, return to me for Form E if you have no prior affiliation with the American Broadcasting Company.
XXX: *goes to fill out forms*
Dora the Explorer: Swiper, no swiping!
Receptionist: Fill out Forms A through . . .
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield
Post by: Forest Guy on February 16, 2004, 05:36:31 PM
Meowrik: It appears to be some sorta ancient ritualistic chant...
That Fox thief guy explodes. Dora the Explorer melts. Darth Vader grabs a plate of spaghetti.
Bob: No thanks, I've already had some.
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Meowrik: Anti-Viral 24/7
Post by: Lt Mou on February 16, 2004, 08:57:29 PM
Mario: That's-a my line.
XXX: Whee doggies! Let's get this party started.
Lawyer: I represent the estate of Jed Clampett. I'm afraid I'm going to have to break your legs for copyright infringment.
Lt Mou: Sorry, I don't know how to make the R symbol. Or the C. Or the TM.
Mario: That's-a my line.
Lt Mou: *punches Mario in the nose*
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 17, 2004, 12:43:40 AM
Mario: I AM ...
CitrusMan: CITRUSMAN! FOR GREAT VITAMIN C!
CW: That means Vitamin Chup!
Fry Guy: *burns*
Fry Guys: *get eaten*
RoshEn: i'm lovin' it
Jimbo: i gotta have a filet-o-fish
CW: I had a "Fish Burger" today. It was rather interesting.
Trout: ...And that's why I'm running for mayor of Fishburg.
Fish crowd: *claps*
RoshEn: ARRNYUMUMYMM
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: n/a on February 17, 2004, 05:51:18 PM
Darth Vader: YUuuMMmmm... fIsh...
Bob: Waaaaaaaa!!!
Fat Albert: *non-existent*
Bob:
mmmm.... sushi... Kidney: Owww.... my liver...
*sushi dies*
Darth Vader: Muhuhuhahhaähaa...
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Edited by - Yoshi zero on 2/17/2004 4:45:23 PM
Post by: Forest Guy on February 17, 2004, 08:07:11 PM
Bob: Ow, my stomach lining...
(THank you Strong Bad for that hilarious line)
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Post by: n/a on February 18, 2004, 09:33:09 PM
Bob: MSG'd!
Sushi: Hey, wait! I don't have MSG
Darth Vader: Muhhahahahaä: That is part of my brilliant plan!
MSG: MOO!
Bob: This is ridiculous!
Sushi: Moo
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Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 19, 2004, 12:42:57 AM
RoshEn: Hey, gimme some o' that!
*Vlagranian and RoshEn decide to fight in the tournament; winner gets some MSG!*
Vlagranian: I shall prevail, for all that is bad and Monosodium Glutimate-y!
RoshEn: Never!! *lobs pumpkins at Vlagranian*
Fred: I lowered my cholesterol!
RoshEn and Vlagranian: *blank stare*
Gregor: Can you hear me now? ...Bloody good, yes.
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: n/a on February 19, 2004, 02:26:43 PM
Bob: Mmmm.... Spaaaäamm....
Sushi: Huh?
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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
Edited by - n/a on 2/19/2004 12:27:24 PM
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 19, 2004, 03:40:04 PM
XXX: Unless its naughty!
Vlagranian: Shut up!
MamaMia Mario: I'm so dad-gummed rich, I'm wearing golden boxers. *creaks as he walks off*
Post by: Lt Mou on February 19, 2004, 08:40:58 PM
(Gregor is a weird name.)
(Thanks Strong Bad for that great line.)
(Philly Cheesesteaks are now a doallr off.)
(This just in: Parenthesis are the way to be.)
(Follow-up bulletin: "Parenthisis" gets misspelled alot.)
(Follow-up follow-up: So do "bulliten" and "mispelled")
(Follow-up to that: I forgot a period in that last sentence.)
"A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man."- Jebediah Springfield
Post by: TEM on February 20, 2004, 03:18:26 PM
C% I was very disappointed that CW never did the fight sequence, but he didn't have the time %C
Since it's been so long I've forgotten what David's idea was. So it's going to be Weird Dude vs. Neo
C% I only pretended to forget David's idea, when it came time to write the battle I realized how dumb it would be. And the idea was Donald Duck with the Green Lantern ring, I almost went through with it, I was asking LD what the GL's powers emcompassed since I was not very familar with him. I was going to originally use the thing where WD point's out that Neo is in the real world so he can't fly/etc. bit in the Donald Duck vs. Neo battle, then when Donald was about to crush him he would take off his fancy suit and would be wearing a yellow suit underneath, I never thought out who was going to win %C
//Battle 3 Neo vs. Weird Dude//
But first before we start the battle we will have the first random person choose the enviroment in which they will fight, and give a specific place. For example don't just say "space", say "just above the atmosphere of Earth", or "in the orbit of Uranus"(stifled laugh).
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 6:47:57 PM
Post by: n/a on February 20, 2004, 04:51:07 PM
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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
Post by: TEM on February 20, 2004, 05:18:07 PM
What ocean?
Near a shore?
If yes, the shore of what country?
How are they hovering?
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 20, 2004, 05:21:18 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 20, 2004, 10:09:00 PM
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: Insane Steve on February 20, 2004, 10:24:26 PM
Yep... JUST FINE.
Will this thread advance the plot?
Am I kidding? There aren't even any characters in it!
Find out on... you know the show I think.
(Note: My inactivity in this thread is due to the reason that this BORED is not very BORED-like at all.)
~I.S.~
Post by: TEM on February 22, 2004, 10:57:04 AM
How about we shrink the robots to the size of say, the Leaning Tower of Pizza, and the robots enable them to hover over the water of the ocean near the coast of Finland.
C% ^Behold my amazing power to combine both ideas %C
Now someone link me to a site that gives detailed geographical maps of the area, so I know what I'm dealing with here.
C% I eventually looked up the information myself %C
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 6:51:22 PM
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 22, 2004, 02:03:01 PM
Post by: TEM on February 22, 2004, 02:10:06 PM
C% finally this Bored series has a name, or at least initials %C
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 6:53:01 PM
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 22, 2004, 08:50:01 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 23, 2004, 12:00:23 AM
At any rate:
Vlagranian: Hi-YAH! *sends a giant shockwave through the outskirts of Helsinki*
Every BORED character ever: Why am I here?
Death: My house is sinking! Help meeeeee OOh, a quarter
Black Yoshi: Gimme that. *eats quarter*
RoshEn: ARRR *wrestles Black Yoshi*
David: Live, I do, yes.
King Boo: YOSHI!
Elzie_Ann: what
King Boo: What about Birdo?
Birdo: *fights Vlagranian*
WHO WILL WIN?
BIRDO, VLAGRANIAN, OR WEIRD DUDE?
FIND OUT NEVER!!!
ON
BORED â„¢©® patent 666!
Post by: TEM on February 23, 2004, 03:31:28 PM
TEM: Due to complications in the dimension that my posts appear in, Darth Vader nor Goggle never existed in any battles.
Thank you for not understanding but accepting it anyway.
C% me being lazy be not thinking of an idea to fix that mess %C
P.S. Still awaiting info on whatever that city was the public want the fight to take place near.
C% me being lazy by refusing to look up Helsinki myself %C
My other signature is a Porsche.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 6:56:57 PM
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 23, 2004, 04:49:11 PM
Vlagranian: Haha you think you can defeat me?
Birdo: *wink*
Vlagranian: Wahey hotstuff, you do anything tonight?
Birdo: *giggles*
***
MMM: I wonder what ever happened to Death. *lightning blast kills MMM*
Death: Hiya!
MMM: Ouch.
Death: I missed you soooooooooooooo much...
MMM: Get away from me!
nEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL Z! gOKU REACHES THE nEXT nEVEL AND BEATS UP ON SOME UNLUCKY PUNK! bUT THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BORED!
oN THE NEXT bORED®©â„¢ mmm GETS HIS cAPS lOCK FIXED!
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 23, 2004, 07:47:19 PM
Alastor: YAHHH
Fred: I am Billy.
Billy: Moo
Cows: Quack
The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 23, 2004, 08:22:56 PM
Death: I still love you baby.
MMM: Don't touch me.
Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 2/23/2004 6:23:53 PM
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 23, 2004, 08:30:09 PM
XXX: No. Death can eat you.
MMM: Someone help me!
KKK: Its always up to the uncle, isn't it?
MMM: Ah! Uncle KKK!
KKK: Someone is going to complain about my name, I know it. Butler!
BBB: You called, sir?
KKK: I need a shotgun and my specs.
BBB: Already have them, sir.
KKK: Good.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 23, 2004, 08:46:44 PM
ZZZ: Five more minutes, mom...
XXX: *slaps ZZZ to attention*
ZZZ: *carves Z into XXX's jacket*
BBB: BbbBBbbbBbbBBbB
Vlagranian: *dies*
Death: AAHH!
Vlagranian: MUAHAHAHA, NOW I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! *blows everything up*
MMM: Whoo, back in the real world!
cable: where's my socks?
Post by: Red Paratroopa on February 23, 2004, 08:53:46 PM
Billy Bob: Whar's my gophers at?
And now, back to the show.
Meet Red Paratroopa, the new-and-improved Lt Mou.
Post by: n/a on February 24, 2004, 05:07:10 PM
*don't live here*
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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
Edited by - n/a on 2/24/2004 3:07:52 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 27, 2004, 07:48:28 PM
*George runs 10 miles a second in a tunnel underground*
Jimmy: Well, that was interesting.
Cackletta: I have 5,000,000 killer kumquats waiting to attack!
Mario: I don't-a believe you! *climbs down fire escape*
Fire: EEHEEHEHEHEHHEH *escapes*
Loudspeaker: ALERT! BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A BALL OF HEATED GAS, APPROXIMATELY 35 YEARS OF AGE, WITH A SCOWL ON HIS LEFT CHEEK! THIS FIREBALL IS CONSIDERED ARMED AND DANGEROUS!
Albert: Dangerous, yes. As for "armed..." You see any arms on that thing?
Fire: *punches Albert*
WEIRD DUDE: I'll put a stop to this! *gets fire extinguisher*
Fire: No! I shall not be extinguished! Muahahahah
WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT?
WILL THE FIRE BE EXTINGUISHED?
OR WILL WEIRD DUDE?
WHAT HAS BECOME OF MMM, XXX, KKK, BBB, AND ZZZ?
WILL WE FIND OUT NEXT EPISODE?
LIKELY NOT!
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 27, 2004, 07:54:30 PM
MMM: Haha! Now you're out of MP, doofus!
Fire: #&%¥â‚¬$!!
MMM: Quickly, get me a pail of water!
BBB: Already got it sir. Oh, and here's that playb-
MMM: THAT'S ALL, BUTLER!
BBB: Righto, sir.
MMM: *throws the pail at WEIRD DUDE*
WEIRD DUDE: Ow.
MMM: *throws the water at Fire*
Fire: *gets wet*
Wet: OH NO!
Fire: Haha! I have you now!
Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 2/27/2004 5:55:36 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 27, 2004, 08:13:07 PM
Fire: Ooh, pretzel! Gimme one! *grabs pretzel*
Pretzel: *goes poof*
Fire: Gimme another! Quick!
MMM: Now! *grabs Wet*
Wet: Oh, thank you!
Fire: Eh? AH HA!
DREADED DOOMSICKLE: *fires icicles and popsicles at Fire*
Fire: Foolish one!
Foolish two: You got our name wrong.
Fire: *lights candles*
Candles: Ow! Ooch! How dare you!
WEIRD DUDE: *separates*
Fire: *grabs hair and puts it on like a toupe* Now I'm stylin'.
CW: My hair's on Fire! Mmf feh heh ahah *grabs hair back and flies away with his tuxedo*
Mechanical Marios: WHERE IS THE CREATOR
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 27, 2004, 08:20:48 PM
Kenshin: ORO?
Fire: Burn baby burn!
KKK: That wasn't me, that was Fire!
Fire: HAHA!
KKK: *shoots Fire out of a cannon*
Fire: We're blasting off again!
Post by: Markio on February 27, 2004, 08:22:15 PM
Umbrella: I'm tired.
Tired: Stop, you imposter!
Umbrella: *Runs to shoe store*
Markio:...
If at first you don''t succeed, try until you run out of syrup.
Post by: TEM on February 27, 2004, 09:59:16 PM
It was a normal, quiet morning in Helsinki, days before the Easter celebration, when all were engorged with good non-disasterous feelings and schedules were full of decorating, event planning, and other such holiday things.
If anyone had been particularly non-busy and had chosen to look out to sea, this particular person would have seen two particular giant humanoid machines hovering over the water 1/4 of a mile from shore.
But everyone was busy.
And so no one was warned of the uncoming disasterous activity that was about to ensue their nice little city.
C% I was trying very hard to make this seem like something epic %C
///FINAL BATTLE Part 1///
A mysterious figure was standing on a platform that was also floating along with the monsterous machines.
Resurrected Captain Tenille: Fighters are you ready?!
C% RCT, another OTS idea %C
1st Robot's Intercom: BZZZZ.. Yes I am ready to slop this hoser back to funky town..BZZ
That would be Weird Dude's robot, a 60' 5" X56 Hula Dancer model made by Hasbro, with built in hip bashing capabilities and multiple rocket propelled coconut bra cups.
2nd Robot's Intercom: 'click' I am ready. 'unclick'
Neo's robot, equiped with a clearer intercom system, was a @-9000X Ninja model developed for the fight by Tony Blair. Why it was designed by Tony Blair no one knows but Neo who hired him as the head of production for the project. It was sleek and jet black, with many short stubby spikes on the fists, the head and the knees of the lanky contraption. No means of projectile attacks are apparent.
C% I tryed to describe the robots as they would be described in a Douglas Adams book for some forgotten reason %C
Both robots were equiped with standerd 60-Tuoun Mellow-Out brand hoverers, on the bottom of the "feet" for Weird Dude and sprouting out of the back for Neo's mechanoid.
CT: Let's Go!
///End of Part 1 of FINAL BATTLE///
TEM: I'm tired of typing I'll get to the actually batlle in my next post, MUHAHAHAHAAAHHHHAAAAAAA. But you all can still imagine untill then, can't you?
I don't think I've ever described something so much in any fictional work I've ever done before.
C% at this point I was very, very tired of typing, as I am now, I'm typing all of this commentary all at once, an I have no motiviation, theres no reason for it, I think I'm GoinG MAD!!! %C
Untill then.
My other signature is a Porsche.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 7:09:40 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 27, 2004, 10:35:19 PM
Post by: TEM on February 28, 2004, 07:36:31 AM
C% nothing to do with TEMP:MCF, just for the sake of wasting the 100th post by using only one word %C
My other signature is a Porsche.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 7:11:45 PM
Post by: MadRhetoric on February 28, 2004, 11:51:14 AM
Post by: Insane Steve on February 28, 2004, 04:43:53 PM
RoshEn: As will I.
Steve: No, I already did.
RoshEn: THen I, uh... third it.
CW: Four.
--------SOME TIME LATER--------
Fire: Sixty-five.
Fawful: I AM IN AGREEAL TO THE PROPOSAL WHICH SIXTY-FIVE OTHERS ARE IN CONCURENCE TO!
TEM: And I make Sixty-seven.
...
Oh, wait...
Guess what? I'm too lazy to add teaser questions. HAHAHA.
~I.S.~
Edited by - Insane Steve on 2/28/2004 2:45:53 PM
Post by: TEM on March 02, 2004, 09:05:50 PM
(Cue Neodammerung)
C% The music played to the Neo vs. Smith battle in Revolutions %C
The monsterous titans of alloy, glass, and hula skirt rose up into the air a good 500 feet, hoverers blasting to full power.
Neo made the first offensive move.
He busted straight through the ****pit of his bot like a gunshot, except faster, and flew straight towards the robot hula dancer, knowing that he would have a better chance fighting hand-to-hand.
Weird Dude's bot top-spun in place and shot the straw from its skirt.
They rocketed towards Neo who U-turned at Mach 2 and flew the other way out running the missles, which fizzled out and dropped into the water.
They each blew up in turn causing temporary upside-down waterfalls to pour up into the sky.
Weird Dude then jumped from the escape hatch in the top of his machine in the direction of Captain Tenille's hover pad.
He missed.
But he hooked one of the guardrails with his left foot and tipped the craft over, spilling out the captain, then it righted itself and Weird Dude landed inside.
He realized that Neo was coming back in his direction like a bullet, so he grabbed his stationary robot's heel, swung it over his shoulder like a bat and sledge hammered Neo straight in front of the Senate Square.
Weird Dude voomed over in the hover machine and jumped infront of Neo who was just getting up from his little tumble.
Neo: Shall we dance?
Neo suddenly recovered, jumped up, grabbed Weird Dude, and flung him into a nearby tree snapping it in two.
Weird Dude got up and sent a razor from someone's house after Neo's face, but a well placed karate punch shattered it to metallic dust.
He then rushed toward Weird Dude deciding he was done messing around. Weird Dude then leaped into the air and pounded Neo into the ground into like a stake with the giant cartoon mallet he summoned from seemingly nowhere.
He then rushed off into the Senate building.
Neo burst from the earth and flew through the columns in the front of the building, collapsing it.
C% "Senate building" a real building in Helsinki %C
Weird Dude stood in the middle of it, miraculously, unharmed.
Weird Dude was sweating bullets now.
There was nowhere to run and nowhere to hide.
Neo latched on to Weird Dude with kung fu grip and flew up past the clouds and threw Weird Dude straight down.
Some how, one of the most unlikely things happened, he landed straight on Neo's leather lounging chair at the helm of Neo's bot.
WD looked up and saw Neo soaring straight down at him well beyond the speed of mach 2.
Then Weird Dude had any absolutely brillant idea.
He shot Neo with a stubby black missle to slow Neo down.
He collapsed on top of the black machine and Weird Dude joined him.
WD: Neo this is the real world, you can't fly or aquire super human strength.
Upon hearing this Neo realized it was true, so it became true.
Neo: You forgot something.
Neo pointed down, and Weird Dude noticed that they were standing on top of a giant machine, that Neo had a knack for blowing up, even in the real world.
KA-BAAM.
A frightened resident looked out of her window in time to see the explosion which wasn't huge, but big enough to send a 14 foot wave to the shore from 1/4 of a mile away.
C% This was pretty much the major action post of the entire series %C
//End of Final Battle part 2//
To be contined.
My other signature is a Porsche.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 7:16:27 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 02, 2004, 09:47:52 PM
Neo: Aw, dang. I can't shoot my fists.
WEIRD DUDE: *cracks up at Neo saying "Aw, dang"*
Neo: *punches WEIRD DUDE*
Cleo: Who the heck am I?
Frio: I'm cold.
Brio: I forgot what I was.
Allegro: Doo dee doo.
WEIRD DUDE: *jumps and goes plooie*
Neo: Huh?
WEIRD DUDE: PLOOIE! *jumps on Neo*
Neo: Oo--
WEIRD DUDE: *jumps on several successive Neos* 200 400 800 1000 2000 4000 8000 1UP 1UP 1UP 1UP
Neo: Ugh *is squished*
WEIRD DUDE: AHAHAHAHAHA! Now I have 5 lives!
Jimmy: I feel pizza.
Post by: n/a on March 05, 2004, 09:23:48 PM
Jimmy: I would like some meat.
Waiter: Oka-
Jimmy: RÄW!!!
Waiter: Umm... okay then...
*waiter returns later with dish*
Waiter: Okay, Jimmy, here you are.
Waiter's cousin's dog: *drops dead for no reason*
Jimmy: Hey! This is a raw hamburger!
Waiter: Well, yes, you ordered it ra-
Jimmy: EXCUSE ME!? I said I wanted raw meat! Bring me a cow's leg!
Waiter: B-but, w-we don't really do th-
Jimmy: EXCUSE ME!?
Waiter: You see, the meat comes in pa-
Jimmy: Bring me a cow leg now!!!
Waiter: *evaporates*
Manager: Sorry... just a second....*evaporates*
Waiter2: Hello?
Jimmy: Cow's leg?
CoW: MoO
Jimmy: No pickles.
Waiter2: Uh... sure... be right back
// Announcer: Stay tuned for our next exciting episode of...*evaporates* //
What will happen to Jimmy?
What about the poor waiter?
Find out next time.•..•º....
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It''s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.
Post by: Popple on March 06, 2004, 01:20:19 AM
Crazy uncle frank: *Gargles swiss cake rolls*
Homestar: Oow, those things are bad for you.
Homsar: When can we start the Jeffersons?
Port-o-creambert: Huttah!
Post by: TEM on March 06, 2004, 10:57:11 AM
C% notice dramatic slash useage %C
The explosion ripped a hole in the dimensional fabric of the space-time continuum(how convenient).
The fighters and a small chunk of the robot they were previously standing on fell into a dark place, it was a large cave with gently pulsing, soft walls. There was an extremely skinny standing man standing before them in an upright standing position.
Triple Stander: Who the heck are you two?
Weird Dude: Where am I?
TS: This is Zombie's stomach, I was eaten and trapped in here about six pages ago, I'm not really sure it's hard to keep track of time. My name is Every One. Are you here to get me out?
Neo: Thanks for the autobiography, I'm Neo and that's Weird Dude. No we are not here to save you, we were in the process of trying to maim each other, but apparently there has been a S-TC tear.
WD: Let's put aside our diffrences for the moment and figure out how to get out of here.
Weird Dude picked up the hunk of machine that came with him and Neo, and threw it through the stomach lining. A bright light shown through.
Every One: that was easy.
They all trooped to the outside world they turned around to see their former prisonee from a new angle. I was some kind of 2 dimensional being, having length and width but no perceptible depth. It was only about 2 feet wide and 2 feet long.
Neo: That's what we were in? How did we fit?
Every One: Some kind of Willy Wonka door effect.
Weird Dude looked around, they appeared to be in a loosely concentrated forest, there was a treehouse in the distance.
They walked over to the treedwelling, it was about 50 feet off the ground built around a mighty oak. It was the size of a small mansion.
4 small, 2D figures came down the wooden spiral stair case the led from the bottom of the house to the forest floor.
O~O: Hell0, we are tHe FaCEES.
^_^: Every One! I thought that mean Zombie ate you! I'm so happy you're alive!
@_@: Who are your friends?
EO: This is Neo and Weird Dude.
Neo: For reasons I'm keeping to myself, I'm changing my name to Mr. Vandertramp and wearing a top hat for now on.
Ne-, Mr. Vandertramp donned a top hat.
WD: Where are we now?
._O: Our home is located in the forest near the border of the Ost Woods and Yrule Field in South Yrule.
Vlagranian: Oh, ok.
So ladys and gents this is the end of one great tale and the beginning of another. Tune in next time for the first episode of ::Weird Dude and Company::
Post Script:
::Weird Dude and Company Exposition Summary::
Weird Dude, Mr.Vandertramp(Keanu Reeves in a top hat), Every One, and The Faces (minus Zombie, he died, eating Every One was not good for him/it) live in a gi-normous treehouse in Southern Yrule and go on wacky adventures.
Post Post Script: Actually wackiness of adventures may vary.
Post Post Post Script: \\End of FINAL BATTLE//
C% CW gave me the idea to incorporate the faces back into the picture, the key to it all was saying that when Zombie ate everyone it was actually the singular person Every One not literally everyone. That wraps up the commentary, thanks for reading %C
My other signature is a Porsche.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 7:22:43 PM
Post by: n/a on March 06, 2004, 05:46:16 PM
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If it''s not worth doing, it''s not worth doing well.
Edited by - n/a on 3/6/2004 3:47:49 PM
Post by: Insane Steve on March 07, 2004, 09:21:32 PM
~I.S.~
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 07, 2004, 09:48:12 PM
Post by: Insane Steve on March 07, 2004, 10:48:58 PM
What I see is that, although the first three BORED episodes had no real plot, they had SOME continuity. That is, what happened in the last pst usually affected the next. However, BORED IV seems to have a lot more "out of place" posts than the others.
That having been said, this post isn't helping the continuity any. How quaint.
No, I do not know for sure what quaint means.
~I.S.~
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 08, 2004, 10:00:04 PM
Personally, I think Bored 4 was the best so far, albeit short-lived.
Post by: TEM on March 09, 2004, 12:08:57 PM
My other signature is a Porsche.
Post by: n/a on March 09, 2004, 06:36:26 PM
n/a: Too bad.
Blqah: Awwwww....
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Morning: Life''s little reboot button
Post by: n/a on March 09, 2004, 06:36:40 PM
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Morning: Life''s little reboot button
Edited by - n/a on 3/9/2004 4:37:46 PM
Post by: King Boo on March 13, 2004, 01:49:44 AM
Bob:What friends?
Deathborn:You know...those guys.
Bob:Those guys as in my imaginary friends?
Deathborn:Yes.
Find your inner monkey.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 13, 2004, 09:48:15 PM
Vlagranian: Yes! I shall even let you be my left ear!
Death: Go on, sonny!
Deathborn: You will all surrender! AHAHAHAHA
Joe: I have escaped!
Fire: That's my line!
Shotoka: SHOTOKA SHOTOKA!
NASA guy: The passcode is "obects."
---MEANwHILE---
Fred: Wanna hear a joke?
Velma: No.
---MEANWHILE---
Roshan: Where the heck have I been for this whole story, anyway?
CW: Don't ask me; I've been over at the pudding bar.
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 13, 2004, 10:02:44 PM
MMM: That's more like it.
Death: Look, it's our little Deathborn!
MMM: OURS? AAAAGH
Deathborn: Goo goo PLAGUE DESTRUCTION GENOCIDE ga ga.
Death: Just like his mommy.
Weird Dude: Oh no! I've contracted uninteresting fever! Now I will slowly become unint... I have an SUV, a wife, 3 kids, want to see pictures? Oh, I work in a factory... I make snickers. Actually, I just wrap them.
Post by: TEM on March 13, 2004, 10:16:53 PM
TEM: Shut up you stupid Afren House character!
DCH: Nevah!
TEM: Birdah, Tigah, Attack!
Birdah: Grrrr.
Tigah: Why are our names pronounced the way Evil Betty says Birdie and Tiger in that one scene of Kung Pow?
Birdah: Why is anything, anything?
Tigah: Because, anything IS anything.
Fool: Duh derfwad.
Tigah and Birdah attack Fool
TEM: What possessed me to write this Bored post Bored-style?
Disclaimer: TheEggMan shall never again write a Bored post in the essential style of Bored.
TEM: You're not the boss of me, attack the Disclaimer, Tigah and Birdah.
!!Tigah evoled to Tigion!!
Tigion: I need no longer to obey to your commands! (eats TEM)
Birdah: Why didn't I evole?
Tigion: Cause, you can't touch this, daaadadadant. wooooowoo. Can't touch this.
My other signature is a Porsche.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/13/2004 8:18:00 PM
Post by: King Boo on March 13, 2004, 11:59:31 PM
And some pie.
Death:ok sonny you got yourself a deal.
Weird Dude:I have an SUV....I wrap snickers....
Mr. T:What's goin' on here, foo??
Bob:CAKE TIME!!!!!!with added pie.
1st Japanese Dude:AHHHHHH it's Godzilla!!!!!!
Vlagranian:No,that's Joe.
U. F. O.:JOIN US DEATHBORN. HURRY UP AND EAT THE CAKE.Pie included!
Vlagranian:Now you are my left ear, Deathborn!
Find your inner monkey.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 14, 2004, 12:29:49 AM
Japanese dude: AAAAHHHH!!!
WEIRD DUDE: BOOBALOOBAGOOBAFOOBA! *jumps into some other giant mech*
Japanese dude: AAAAHHHH!!! x2
Post by: King Boo on March 14, 2004, 11:07:06 PM
Mr. T:Stop your AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!-ing, foo.
Japanese guy:AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Weird Dude:BLAHGEDEBOODABEE!!! I drive an SUV....I wrap snickers....I drive an SUV...I wrap snickers....
Find your inner monkey.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 14, 2004, 11:17:59 PM
WEIRD DUDE: Uhh... *separates*
Lizard Dude: Well that was interesting.
CW: Yeah, suuure....
RoshEn: I FOUND you!
Your Inner Monkey: AAAAHHHH!!!! *runs*
Fire: *chases YIM*
RoshEn: ARRNYUMM *grabs YIM in teeth*
YIM: *grabs RoshEn's hat* Hahahaha!
RoshEn: NOOOOOâ„¢
Roshan: Where are my Drill Boots?
Fred: YAAH!!
WHAT IS FRED YELLING ABOUT?
WHO THE HECK is FRED, ANYWAY?
FIND OUT LATER!
ON BORED â„¢©®!!!!
Post by: TEM on March 15, 2004, 07:33:21 PM
Weird Dude: Tis' a grandth day today in yon Ost woods.
._0: Indeed, tis' is.
.: I'm going to get some tacos, who wants me to get them something?
O~O: Get me a muchero supremas enchildaso.
*_0: get me a egg salad sandwich.
.: But I'm going to Taco Be-
*_0: SILENCE! Or it get's the hose again!
.: Ok, ok!
So off Lazy Right set off towards the Taco Bell in the neighboring Okori village. When he arrived everything was in \\!!total reversal chaos!!//
Things were so messed up things weren't even turned into their respective opposites.
Up was West.
Black was green, yellow, and red all at the same time.
Everything that was originaly blue was still blue, however.
.: WHAAA-?
Something struck Lazy Right from behind, a beam of burplue light.
Several hours later a thing that was once Lazy Right got up and staggered away.
>>2 hours later back at the ranch>>
^_^: Holy super munchers! What happened to you?!
0: I have become Perfectly Fine Left Eye!!!!(pops into Lopsided's left socket)
*_00: Uhh, maybe you should stay out of the socket until we sort this out.
@_@: Who did this two you Lazt Right?
0: It was none other than The Conjunctalator!!!
To be continued in(Gasp) Episode 13!!!
My other signature is a Porsche.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/15/2004 5:35:19 PM
Post by: TEM on March 16, 2004, 09:25:14 PM
All commentary is in between these characters C% put commentary here %C
please look back a few pages and enjoy the boring little tidbits I've typed up.
My other signature is a Porsche.
Post by: Insane Steve on March 16, 2004, 10:11:20 PM
Steve: Erm...
*_0: This is a good burrito.
Roshan: Hmmmm, it appears I've been replaced by a bunch of talking text faces. How quaint.
Roy: (Hold on, I think I finally got it.) ... I fear the monkey in ... Bob Dole?
CW: YOUR SOUL! Not Bob Dole!
Bob Dole: I'm Bob Dole!
Fred: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! My jacket is on fire!
Roshan: That still doesn't explain my relative absence in this story, I mean, RoshEn got more lines then me so far.
RoshEn: *burp*
Roy: I fear the monkey in more coal.
CW: YOUR SOUL!!
Roy: Poor foal?
CW: Forget it.
Roshan: That still doesn't explain where the drill boots went.
RoshEn: Why am I not getting any Taco Bell?
--------MEANWHILE--------
T.O.G.: Where have I been?
Steve: I don't know.
T.O.G.: And how many people here actually know who I am?
Steve: I don't know. *leaves*
--------MEANWHILE--------
Steve: I'm back baby! HOOOOO-AAAHHHH! *jump kick*
Is Steve really back?
Why hasn't Roshan been in the story much?
Will Roy EVER get that line right?
Is this post too tangential?
Is any post here tangential?
Who here knows what tangential means?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON... BORED IV!*
*This statement not guaranteed by anything.
~I.S.~
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 16, 2004, 10:23:52 PM
WEIRD DUDE: Would you mind rephrasing that?
The Conjunctalator: FOO BABAKE L LLLAJEoieo!
WEIRD DUDE: Ah. Now I see.
Fred Jim: What? Who the heck am I?
---MEAN WHILE---
Vlagranian: We must strike out against our evemies!
Gregor: What are evemies?
U "F" O: Our navels! Maybe!
That Dude From Mars: Omelette du Fromage!
_-_mEaNwHiLe-_-
Mr. Vandertramp: There are mice all around us!
RoshEn: Eep!
WEIRD DUDE: What are you doing here anyway? *smacks Mr. Vandertramp*
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 16, 2004, 10:25:05 PM
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 16, 2004, 10:43:06 PM
MegaMan: AAAAH!
DrillMan: AAAAH!
MegaMan: Pastaaaa POWER!
DrillMan: No... my name.. doesn't have a space!
MegaMan: *slices DrillMan in half*
Drill Man: AGH! I've been split!
MegaMan: Gwooah hah hah... hackpth. Cough. Right. Yes. Good.
Drill Man: *DO DO DO DO.... breaks into little glowing balls and stuff.*
MegaMan: DRILL BOOTS GET
Roshan: Hey, those are mine.
MegaMan: Catch me if you can, chump-change!
Roshan: After him! *jumps on Roy*
Roy: *back snaps* I can't feel my legs.
MegaMan: HI-YAH! BOOT TO THE FACE
Roshan: Urghlepthmarghlepath.
Will The Noodles like to bathe in the glow if the freshly doomed pickles lie to the resident of ammonia!!!
I'M SO CONFUSED I FORGOT MY QUESTION MARK???
Post by: Insane Steve on March 17, 2004, 05:17:33 PM
Roy: (Ugh....) *collapses*
Megaman: Fools!
Roshan: Go, blast it!
CW: So, how long have we had to wait for Roy because of injuries that Roshan's idiocy has caused?
Steve: By my watch, about 93 hours and 12 minutes.
========SOME TIME LATER========
Roy: (Blast you, Roshan, you hit me so hard I shouted something in English. And now Megaman's long gone and you don't have your boots and I'm in no condition or state of mind to fetch them right now.)
WEIRD DUDE: Not to mention you are talking in run-on sentences.
Roy: (... Shut up.*)
How will Roshan get the boots back?
Will Roy recover enough from Roshan's overzealousness to chase after him?
Or will Roshan somehow usurp another magical flying Yoshi?
Or will Megaman stupidly return to where everyone else is?
FIND OUT NE---
U "F" O: You know what? I'm really sick of not having my position in the story advanced.
Gregor: Hush, chap.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON: BORED IV!
*The phrase "Shut up." preceded by an ellipsis is Trademarked by Insane Steve 2003 or whenever I first used it in BORED. Any unauthorized use will result in a frivolous lawsuit, or at least a hefty rebuking in my next post here.
~I.S.~
Edited by - Insane Steve on 3/17/2004 3:20:48 PM
Post by: Vidgmchtr on March 17, 2004, 05:54:29 PM
Little Muffin: Isn't that idiot who keeps making new accounts after he gets banned for stupidity and disrespect for others there?
Vidgmchtr: .....I don't know.....
*Vidgmchtr and the Little Muffin see a 12 year old boy scream "It"s ah-me Marioguy!"*
Vidgmchtr: .....You win.
*Vidgmchtr gives the Little Muffin 5 bucks*
Little Muffin: Yay! Let's get some pancakes.
Uh, yeah....
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 17, 2004, 08:50:00 PM
Roshan: Good idea! *waters Sapph*
Sapph: *grows... up and up and up..*
Roy: Aaah! I'm using english again!
MMM: Hey Roshan, hey.... erm.. you sure... grew, Sapph.
Roshan: Let us climb her! *jumps on Sapph's ankle*
Roy: (I wish I could look, but I can't lift my head.)
MMM: I'm afraid to climb her.
Roshan: This is a GREAT view!
MMM: Oh, what the heck. *begins to climb*
Roshan and MMM: *climb into the clouds*
Roshan: Look, it's the giant's castle!
MMM: Let us go into the castle and procure various goodies and treasures!
Roshan: Jolly good, olde Chup! I mean Chap!
CW: You called?
MMM: Who are you?
CW: I'm the Chup that lays the Golden Goggle!
MMM: Wouldn't that hurt?
CW: Pure gold is pretty soft, actually.
MMM: I see.
Giant MegaMan: FEE FI FO FUM. I SMELL THE BLOOD OF AN ENGLISHMAN.
Sir Henry: That's just me.
G-MegaMan: Oh. Right. but... I DO SEE MMM AND ROSHAN!
Roshan: AAAAH!
MMM: AAAAAH! x2
Roshan: Oh... my drill boots! DRILL BOOT GET
MMM: Whoo!
Roshan: *jumps on MegaMan's head*
MegaMan: WARGHLEPARTH.
Roshan: HAHAH! I WIN!
MMM: Why did I even come along?
Sapph: It's hard to breathe up here.
WILL SAPPH APHYSXIATE?
DID I EVEN SPELL APHYSXIATE RIGHT?
GOSH I FEEL STUPID?
WILL ANYONE TELL INSANE STEVE THAT THIS IS BORED V AND NOT IV?
Find out next time on... Bored... FI --V-- E!
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 17, 2004, 09:33:11 PM
MMM: So THAT's how you spell it.
Sapphira: *choke* Yep.
CW: *pours some anti-water on Sapph*
Roshan: What's this now?
CW: You know, the reverse of water. Like antimatter is the reverse of matter. Theoretically, it makes stuff un-grow.
Roshan: Uh ... huh.
Jimbo: Who wants some PIZZA!!
Who: Yes, yes I do. *jumps on Magic Bus*
Goo: Yes, it is I, Goo. And I have come to ATTACK ALL YOUR BEADY EYED MEAT EATING BUNNYS!
RoshEn: I think those got taken care of, like, years ago.
Goo: Curses!
Bicycle Rider Boy 7: *runs over Goo*
Goo: My dreams (along with me) have been squashed!
Vlagranian: *eats Goo* Mmm, this Goo is quite good.
MMM: You called me?
Vlagranian: I said "mmm," not "MMM."
MMM: Ah...
G-Mega Man: *eats a poison mushroom* *shrinks*
CW: Woah, talk about your franchise crossovers.
Post by: TEM on March 19, 2004, 03:42:05 PM
@_@: So is the Okori village, I checked with the ultrmegitiman telescope.
Mr. Vandertramp: How?
._0: Who cares.
^_^: Hey everyone! I got an idea!
@_@: What would that b- GLagergah!!! *gets squirted in eyes with Visine*
O~O: You sqUirted him gOOOd, Ecstasy.
Weird Dude walks in.
WD: Who are you?
o_o: Me?
Thomas: Yeah you.
o_o: Blood-Shot w/ Visine.
Visine: Yeah we're going steady.
>>>2 minutes later>>>
Visine: It's just not working out.
o_o: Uhoh
Every One: Holy Cheese and Crackers!! He's turning back to his irritated eye state!
o_@: No! Must.. Fight.. Dryness.. I.. Love.. Clear.. Moisturized eyes.. Too.. Much!!
!!!o_@ evolved to @_@!!!
@_@: NOOOO!
()_(): KILLROY! KILLROY!
Roy: Aw, fig newtons.
My other signature is a Porsche.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 19, 2004, 10:04:31 PM
Roshan: Who are YOU?
Kilroy: *steals the Drill Boots* Ah ha ha! Ah ha ha ha ha!
Roy: Aughh... I'm *thinks* (Sheesh, I have to stop speaking so much English!)
Visine: *squirts Roy*
@_@: Hey! Come back!
._0: I must say, you looked frighteningly normal when you and Visine were going steady.
*** *** ***
RoshEn: *ping*
Fred: *pong*
RoshEn: *ping*
Fred: *pong*
RoshEn: *ping*
Fred: *pong*
RoshEn: *ping*
Fred: *pong*
RoshEn: *miss* Aw crud.
Roy: *eats the ball*
RoshEn: Hey! I was gonna eat that!
***MEanwhiLE***
U "F" O: I shall usurp Vlagranian!
Vlagranian: What's this? You shall not!
U "F" O: Aw, man.
Gregor: Have another bloody Fog Newton, old bean.
RoshEn: Fog Newtons, you say?
Gregor: Yes, they're the kind we have in London, don'cha know.
**&MEANWHILE&**
CW: I can't think of a good punchline to end this post.
LD: *punches CW* How's that?
My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Post by: WarpRattler on March 19, 2004, 10:17:30 PM
Roy: (Ow! Who would have thought that a brain could punch so hard?)
RoshEn: Brain of Chupperson! Feel the wrath of THE PENKNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINANT DOOMâ„¢!
Brain: You missed. Now you shall feel my wrath!*boots RoshEn in the head*
RoshEn: OW! You booted me in the head!
When did Chupperson's brain become a sentient being? Since when could it kick and punch? Find out next time on BORED MKIII GX, I mean BORED â„¢©®!
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.
Post by: TEM on March 20, 2004, 06:50:47 PM
^_^:Kiyakai! Osho yinikiki!
@_@: GAHHHHHHH (falls down unnaturally fast)
._0: Quiyo, de miyoka?
.: Shohupaya.
All: HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
My other signature is a Porsche.
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 21, 2004, 12:21:00 AM
XXX: I haven't been in the story for PAGES! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE I'M SERIOUS HERE OR ELSE I WOULDN'T BE PAINSTAKINGLY HOLDING DOWN SHIFT!!??
TEM: Domo arigatou Mistaa Roboto....
Post by: TEM on March 21, 2004, 12:55:33 PM
XXX: AIEEEE! It burns, it burns, what a world. (Dies)
MMM: Holy snap crackles, you killed him!
Citrus Man: Oh my oranges! I didn't mean it, it was just juice, man, JUICE!
Weird Dude: FOOL, don't you know I can simply vegatable juice him to life?
._0: How?
Weird Dude: With a cool refreshing keg of V8 sucka! (Pours the vegatable juice on XXX)
Unknown Vegatable Juice Byproduct: FOOL, I am the Anti-Citrus! Now I will destroy my arch-nemesis, Citrus Man!
XXX: Oh no! This is all my fault for being a little citrus intolerant girly man.
^_^: It sure is!
/\/\/\/ Citrus Man VS. The Anti-Citrus \/\/\/\
Citrus Man: Take that! (Juices him)
The Anti-Citrus: ARGH! I'll be back you lemon-scented fool. Vegatables always beat fruits in well balanced nutrition, and we don't give people chankor sores if you eat alot of them!
._0: What's a chankor sore?
The Anti-Citrus: You know, a /cane-core\ sore.
Roy: Oh ok.
()_(): GRRR.
Roy: AHHHH!
My other signature is a Porsche.
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/21/2004 10:56:48 AM
Post by: n/a on March 21, 2004, 05:17:04 PM
Rإ: H륡
Citrus Man: *wins*
Water: Psh
Citrus Man: *turns around* WHAT DID YOU SAY!?
Sapph: *anti-waters*
The Añti-Citrus: NOOO! This is aLL wroNg!
@_0: I think I'm healing...
Water: No.
XXX: Most definetly not.
@_@: Darn
XXX: ... Shut upâ„¢
Roy: Stop it! Stop it all of you! *starts crying*
Citrus Man: *is carried underground by Fawful*
Fawful: I IS THE ONE WHO IS TAKING YOU TO THE PLACE OF UNDERGROUND!
Generic Mob: NoT so fast, Fawful
==MEANWHILE==
Roy: *slinks off with XXX*
CoW: Huh?
==MEANWHILE==
Citrus Man: <end>
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable
Post by: WarpRattler on March 21, 2004, 09:59:56 PM
*Giga Bowser comes out and squishes Roy*
Roy: *is dead*
Fred the Spanyard: CHUPLY CHUP RAY OF CHUPLY CHUPNESS!*fires a large blob of Chup at Giga Bowser*
Giga Bowser: *is also dead*
Why is everyone dying? Who will be next? Will this ever en*BLOW'D UP!*
Edited by - donotcare95 on 3/21/2004 8:07:48 PM
Post by: Insane Steve on March 23, 2004, 09:02:10 PM
Roy: (Firstly, I'm not a man; secondly, you reiterated the word "man"; thirdly, what was the dream; fourthly, why am I talking in a convuluted run-on sentence?)
Roshan: It was freaky, man.
Roy: *rolls freakishly large eyes*
Roshan: I remember that you were talking mostly in English, and then you got squished by Giga Bowser, and then everything blew up.
Roy: (Yep, typical Roshan. I suppose you didn't summon Giga Bowser, either?)
Roshan: NO! ... Wait... I think I did, actually.
*Giga Bowser suddenly appears out of nowhere and squishes Roy, killing him instantly.*
Roshan: Wait, is this going to be like that one movie where the guy wakes up and then the same thing happens over and over again?
Steve: No. *runs*
--------MEANWHILE--------
Hell, a.k.a. Flint, Michigan
3:17 P.M. (5 seconds later)
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JAC
Steve: Stop that. *Kidney punches typist*
...
Wait. I typed that.
Death: Welcome back to Fli--- I mean... whatever.
Roy: (Great, it happened again.)
Death: And I have enough quarters for now.
Roy: (BAH.) *puts away quarter*
--------MEANWHILE---------
Whertrer ths stryoi iss
123"10 A,Mm
Steve: Yes, that'll teach that typist to not waste the bandwidth here.
Roshan: Now what?
Fred: Well, we have a couple options. First being to just wait here for about 10 minutes and Roy will be back pretty instantly. Or, we can just go now and he'll take about 12. Your call.
xXx: See? I am being written into these posts.
-_-: :P
The Anti-Everything: I hate everything.
Steve: What are YOU doing here? *shoves T A-E into brain* Back you go.
--------MEAnWHILE--------
Flint
3:21 P.M.
Roy: (Well then.) *idea*
*Roy vomits up the ping-pong ball*
Death: OoOOOooo ShInY
Roy: (That worked nicely.) *leaves*
--------MEANWHILE--------
That one place
Some time
Bill: Right about... NOW.
Roy: (Back.)
Fred: Right. You owe me 10 bucks.
RoshEn: *grumble* *Gives Fred 10 bucks*
Giga Bowser: ... I'm still here. *Steps on Roy again, killing him again*
Roshan: This is going nowhere.
Is this going nowhere?
Will I ever include more than 4 characters in any of my posts here?
What will I do with those 75 Whoopie Cushions I got in California?
...
Erm...
Will Giga Bowser ever stop stepping on Roy?
Will Death ever overcome his obsession with shiny things?
WILL YOU ALL REMEMBER TO PUT FREAKIN' PARENTHESES AROUND EVERYTHING ROY SAYS SO THAT HE ISN'T TALKING IN ENGLISH?
*ahem*. FIND OUT SOME TIME ON
BORED (insert Roman Numeral of your liking here)
~I.S.~
Post by: TEM on March 24, 2004, 07:41:07 PM
()_(): I'll kill you good!
Giga Bowser: ROOAR! No I will!
()_(): Well we can't have any competition now can we?
G. Bowser: Who is "we"?
(Roy runs back to Japan)
left (): Me.
right (): And me.
._0: Only one of my eyes are alive.
G. Bowser: Wait a second, Roy got away!
(Roy is yards away from the USA-Japan border)
Roy: (I can make it, I'm almost there!) *SPLooSH*
()_(): Fool, haven't you ever heard of the Pacific Ocean?
(G. Bowser sinks to the bottom and ()_() short circuits upon entering the water)
Roy: (Yay! I can stay in the USA now! The greatest country in the world!)
(Every One recites National Anthem)
TEM: God Bless the USA!
Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/24/2004 5:46:02 PM
Post by: Insane Steve on March 24, 2004, 08:37:46 PM
Random Guy: You're in California, dude!
Roy: (AAAAH!) *runs into Pacific Ocean*
--------MEANWHILE--------
Roshan: That's nice, where's he now?
Bill: Judging by that loud scream I just heard, probably in California.
Roshan: And we are in...
Fred: Japan.
Homer Simpson: D'OH!
--------MEANWHILE--------
Roy: (Now where am I?)
Other Random Guy: You're in Oregon.
Roy: (AAAAAAH!) *jumps into Pacific Ocean*
--------MEANWHILE--------
Fred: And now he just left Oregon.
--------MEANWHILE--------
Roy: (Now where?)
Third Random Guy: Washington.
Roy: (AAAAAH!)
MEANWHILE Sign Operator: Uh uh. I'm not letting you jump into the ocean again. I need a break, man.
Roy: (BAH!)
Octothorpe Sign Guy: Yes! Here's my chance.
#####################################
Fred: And Washington. Although I can't figure out why I didn't hear water.
#####################################
Roy: (Meh, Washington isn't quite as bad as the other two. I think. I'll stay here for a while. I guess.)
Scaz: There you are! *loads shotgun*
Roy: (Is EVERYTHING out to kill me?)
Steve: Pretty much, yes.
Roy: (AAAAAH!) *jumps into Pacific Ocean*
#####################################
Fred: And now he's in Northern Canada.
Roshan: How exactly do you know this?
Bill: He's psycho.
...
RoshEn: Don't you mean "psychic"? *burp*
Bill: No.
#########--
MEANWHILE Sign Guy: Ok, that looks horrible.
Octothorpe Sign Guy: I'll kill you!
MEANWHILE Sign Guy: Let's go, [explitive]!
*They begin fighting*
Vergule Sign Guy: ... I'm up now?
////////////////////////////////////////
Giga Bowser: Hahaha!
()_(): We cannot lose.
Giga Bowser: Wait, aren't we underwater?
()_(): ... Crap.
*both drown*
////////////////////////////////////////
Roy: (Now I don't even want to know where I'm at.)
Where is Roy now?
When will he find the rest of the group?
Who will emerge victorious? MEANWHILE Sign Guy or Octothorpe Sign Guy?
Who here actually knows what an "octothorpe" is?
What kind of stupid name is "octothorpe", anyways?
FIND OTU EVENTUALLY ON BORED WHATEVER!
Otu: You'll never find me!
~I.S.~
Post by: WarpRattler on March 25, 2004, 11:47:22 PM
Otu: Hey! I wasn't supposed to be found!
RoshEn: Well, how was I supposed to know that?
Otu: Well, look at Insane Steve's post. *points towards the end of it* See?
Insane Steve doll: Gimme some of that popcorn!
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 26, 2004, 01:17:31 AM
Roshan: *knocks RoshEn out cold*
Roy: (Mmmm, I want some.) *jumps into Pacific Ocean*
Insane Steve Doll: Gimme some of that popcorn!
Roshan Doll: Prepare to die!
00boo: darn it who wrote this horrible script
Roshan 13: I did. *evil grin*
Roshan: Hey! I thought I exterminated all of you clones back in episode 63*!
Roshan 13: All but me, and...
Evil Roshan: Me! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Roshan 13: And with the help of That One Guy, I have resurrected an army of clone Roshans to conquer the world!!!11!!1oneoneeleven
U "F" O: j00 r t3h 1337 h4x0r d00d
--------MEANWHILE--------
Vergule Sign Guy: Hey, I'm on sign duty while those two morons duke it out.
CW: Oh yeah. Go for it.
////////////////////////////////////////
Return Roshan: Fly like Eagle! Kill like Leopard!
Roshan: Wait. I thought Return Roshan was me.
CW: Now where's the fun in that?
PosernatorST: *plants a bomb on set*
RoshEn: Hmm... what *is* that delightful aroma?
MMM: Hit the deck!
*everyone begins pounding on the deck*
Deck: OW!
Bomb: *BLOW'D UP*
*the set blows up, revealing a filming location of Tucson, AZ!*
Homer Simpson: D'OH!
Roy: (AAAAH!) *runs out of Pacific Ocean, away from Homer*
////////////////////////////////////////
Otu: Great. What am I supposed to do now?
////////////////////////////////////////
That One Guy: So, you help me take over the West Northeast and then we can eat GREAR PIE at McGregor's.
Docter Luigi: Okay, run that past me one more time.
////////////////////////////////////////
McGregor: Wait, who am I again?
--------MEANWHILE--------
CW: Hold up. I thought Meanwhile Sign Guy and Octothorpe Sign Guy were still fighting.
MEANWHILE Sign Guy: Nah, I layed the smackethdown on him.
Octothorpe Sign Guy: YOU DID NOT! NYA! NANNY-NANNY-BOO-BOO!!!
#####################################
MEANWHILE Sign Guy: ARRRGH!!
--------MEANWHILE--------
Scaz: Where is that lovely orange creature? I wish to make a rug out of his skin!
Roy: (AAAAHHHH!H!!!!11!1)
Roshan: How the heck did he get "1"s in his speech?
CW: ...*Runs*â„¢
Grear: GREAR GREAR!
Shotoka: SHOTOKA SHOTOKA!
Mega Man X: Hadouken! *Hadoukens*
Scaz: AUGH!
Roshan: What, was this the every-character-from-every-Bored-post-EVAR post?
CW: More like the every-character-I-could-think-of-off-the-top-of-my-head post.
Roshan: Ah. Well, that clears that up.
CW: It was also the first post in this show where I felt like it was a true BORED post.
WHAT HAS BECOME OF OTU?
DO WE REALLY CARE?
WAS THIS THE FIRST TRUE bored POST BY CW?
WHAT WILL THE ALLEGED "GOOD GUYS" DO ABOUT THE NEW CLONE ROSHAN ARMY, IF ANYTHING?
ANYTHING??
ANYTHING???
Roshan: Likely not. Ooo, look! Game Shows!
*Disclaimer: The "episode" number is entirely fictional.
â„¢ is a trademark of Insane Steve. Used without permission.
My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Post by: TEM on March 26, 2004, 06:36:44 PM
@_@: Hold on. (drip,drop)
o_o: Now that I can see let me look, it's an anime looking dude.
Roy: ‚¿â€šå‚Á‚ÆÂA‚±â€šê‚ç‚ÌÂl‚ÍŽŽ‚ÝÂAŽE‚»â€š¤â€šÆ‚µâ€šÄ‚¢â€šé!
@_o: Uh, think something and I'll ESP it from you. (Roof busts in)
Conjunctalator: Whablagafla!
The Anti-Citrus: Eat Potato!(The Anti-Citrus potatoes ._0 and @_@)
Weird Dude: Stop right there you villians!(Calls Citrus Man on chestnut phone)
Roy: (I must save these innocent bystanders!)
!!!Weird Dude and Roy combined to make Weiudeoy!!!
Citrus Man: (enters) I'm here!
!!!Weiudoy combined with Citrus Man and created Weiudoyus Man!!!
!!!The Anti-Citrus combined with The Conjunctalator to create The Anti-Cijictor!!!
Weiudoyus Man: I'm four people so I beat you-you-you-you!
The Anti-Cijictor: NOOOOOO!*Blow'd Up*
Weiudoyus Man: That was quite the battle, now you little scamps go home.
The Anti-Citrus and The Conjunctalator flee, to fight another day.
My other signature is a Porsche.
Post by: n/a on March 26, 2004, 08:52:43 PM
Grear: GREAR GREAR
Potatoe: SHUT UP, WILL YOU?
Grear: No.
Potatoe: Gaaäaaaa! *murglerizes grear*
Grear: GREAR GR-Aaaaaäaaaaaaaadaspfoaeghjoif...
Wierd Dude: HA! Victory is mine!
Roy: The ocean's cold...
Grear: *murglerizes Roy*
Roy: Aaaaaaaaaäääääaaadaspfoaeghjoif...
Grear: None dare challenge me!
Shokata: I hereby challenge you! Er... I mean... SHOKATA SHOKATA!
Grear: What!? No! This cannot be! *murglerizes shokata*
Shokata: SHOKATA SHO...Aaaaaäaaaaaaaadaspfoaeghjoif...
Roy: *drowns*
______________________
IBM: Inferior But Marketable
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 26, 2004, 11:39:46 PM
SHOTOKA: I will vanquish you, faker!
SHOKOTA: Faker, you're the faker!
SHOTOKA: 56 HIT COMBO!
SHOKOTA: K.O.!!
MMM: That looks painful.
XXX: Aye, Capp'n.
MMM: and where is Roy now?
XXX: In the pacific ocean, Capp'n.
MMM: Set sail for the Paccy Fic then!
XXX: We're sailing in it, Capp'n.
MMM: Right. Set sail for Libya!
XXX: Aye aye, Capp'n!
MMM: Wait, are we even still in the continuity?
XXX: No clue, Capp'n, but we can always explain it with a dimensional tear!
MMM: Jolly good then!
XXX: I would very much like some jelly, Capp'n.
MMM: I would too. Butler!
BBB: Already have it, sir.
XXX: Mmm...
MMM: I told you to address me as "Capp'n"
XXX: I'm sorry.
MMM: That deserves a flogging. *goes to gather a mob of angry German villagers armed with pitchforks and leather belts*
XXX: No! Not the angry mob of German villagers armed with pitchforks and leather belts! AAAAAH! Noo! Please! I beg you!
MMM: *watches as XXX is flogged by the mob of angry German villagers armed with pitchforks and leather belts*
XXX: Haha! It doesn't matter! You're in a course to nowhere! Roy is currently in his ultimate form, Weiudoyus Man!
MMM: Aaaargh! Stop the flogging. Set course for Arizona. They'll end up there. Trust me.
Is MMM psychic or just really really good looking? I'll leave you to find on... on the next BORED VEE!
Post by: Vidgmchtr on March 28, 2004, 08:07:22 PM
Vidgmchtr: Yes?
Little Muffin: Let's go to the Fungi Forums.
Vidgmchtr: Alright.
MMM: Hydrogen > Oxygen.
Vidgmchtr: .......Okay......This was a bad idea.
Little Muffin: Well, SORRY.
Vidgmchtr: I'm sorry you got turned into a Muffin after Ganondorf imprisoned Nabooru into a statue. Whatever happened to that Kokiri person?
Little Muffin: I think he fell into some weird place called Talmina.
Vidgmchtr: Didn't a Moon crash there, causing the whole land to be destroyed?
Little Muffin: Yeah.
Vidgmchtr: Ah....
Little Muffin: Let's go get waffles.
Vidgmchtr: Didn't we get those before we left this place the last time?
Little Muffin: No, we went for pancakes that time.
Post by: Markio on March 29, 2004, 07:43:32 PM
Somewhere: Get out of me!
''Are spirits delicious?''
Post by: WarpRattler on March 31, 2004, 12:51:31 AM
Dessert: GuuU guuGUUu gUUGuu!
donotcare95: *switches keyboards* Crap, the only working letters on my other keyboard are the G and U...
Chuppersman: *uses his EYE DEATH BEAMS with extra d00m on Somewhere*
Somewhere: OW!
Bill: The extra warp!*a giant metal Slinky comes out of the warp and lands on top of Somewhere*
Somewhere: OW! NOOOOO!*disintegrates*
Where did Somewhere disintegrate to? Did that last question make any sense at all? Will the gang finally face off against the U "F" O at the end of this thread? Answers to the first two will come your way next time on Bored â„¢©®! The answer to the third question is Obviously.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
Post by: Markio on March 31, 2004, 07:08:31 PM
Markio: Whoops!
Desert: What is it now?
Markio: Nothing. ...except I LIT YOUR SANDWICH ON FIRE!
Sandwich: Save me! I'm not evil!
''Are spirits delicious?''
Post by: Popple on March 31, 2004, 09:54:18 PM
Sandhwitch: 0Ooo, now I understand
Sammich: Yes... I... am... Iron Man [do do do do do do] Iron Man.
Sannyhitch: I once slept in my grandma's bed for three days before I realized that she was dead. I would have been there longer if her cat, Buttons, hadn't started eating her eyes.
Sam the Witch: Never mind the bullocks.
Sandy Mc Litch: ...
Sarl chick: dot dot dot
Sargent Mitch: period period period
Cwazy Ted: Ya'll'r crazy, ain't thems the cornbread marshalls over heah whats chunkin' da ootmenz? :) <-----[text face]
I''ma go shower up.
Post by: Mario Maniac on April 01, 2004, 03:32:09 PM
Fire and Ice: What you say?
Trainman: Nothing puny fink rat minds like you must logically expladoit.
Logic: That make no sensie.
All: What you say?
You: I say none.
Pokeball: Help me! I'm being eaten from the inside by a Puke-mon!
Trainman: Cheese is my friend, Puke-man is cheese!
Ice: What we do now?
Fire: You go now, help Puke.
Puke-mon: Yes master.
The End?
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 01, 2004, 10:23:49 PM
My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Post by: WarpRattler on April 01, 2004, 11:42:08 PM
Everyone: Hurray!
Why does no one post here anymore? Why is this post just going to be blow'd up when I say the zeeky words?(not saying them, but they are "zeeky boogy doog"*hears an explosion somewhere near Sadib's house*)Why is Chupperson seldom wrong on matters like the BOREDitude of a post in BORED? I don't know! So, I'll end with the blow'd up words. Zeeky boogy doog!*BLOW'D UP!*
Post by: MadRhetoric on April 02, 2004, 04:37:44 PM
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 02, 2004, 10:16:02 PM
Vidgmchtr: I agree, every other day, there are pointless arugements about who should be mod, why people make idiots out of themselves, and why Marioguy hasn't left (Although I wish he did....)
Little Muffin: I'm sick of it all, I'd eat myself if I was forced to come here.
Vidgmchtr: ......Wasn't this post supposed to be funny?
Little Muffin: Yes.
Vidgmchtr: Ah.......Oh well.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 02, 2004, 11:38:14 PM
Muffin Vendor: *breaks down and can't support the weight of the cart*
TOG: Hey. Tell ya what, I'll buy those from you for 78 dollars.
Muffin Vendor: You got a deal!!1!!1!1
TOG: *hands over a 22-cent bill*
Muffin Vendor: GASP!â„¢ I haven't seen one o' these since 2455!
TOG: A.D.?
Muffin Vendor: *hands TOG a brand new collector's set of circuit breakers*
((((((((LATER))))))))
U "F" O: Wow d00d what is that in t3h b4g
Vlagranian: Yes, left shoulder, let me see that.
####################
Jimbo: What a beautiful day!
Roshan: So when did you join our little band of "good" guys anyway?
Jimbo: Uh... *runs to Lab 16*
CW: *goes to look for Jimbo* Hmm... not in Lab 12... *ducks into Lab 13* AAAHHHH!!!!
GIANT EVIL OCTOPUS MONSTER BIRD: ROOOAAAAARRRR!!!!
CW: *whistles*
Grear: GREEAR GREAR GREEAR!
GIANT EVIL OCTOPUS MONSTER BIRD: WHIMPER!!
CW: *goes to Lab 14* Hmm...
Roshan 75: AAH!! He found us, fellas!
Roshan 113: What will we do now?
WHAT WILL THE ROSHAN CLONES DO NOW?
WHAT WILL BECOME OF CW?
WHERE THE HECK IS EVERYONE ELSE?
Roshan: The answer to that question is obviously Tucson, AZ.
IS THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION OBVIOUSLY TUCSON, AZ?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME! ON BORED \/
My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Post by: TEM on April 03, 2004, 11:34:12 AM
TheBlackSmith, --()
TheGunSmith, `/==
and TheLockSmith, +->>
TheBlackSmith using its ability to manipulate anything created the matter.
TheGunSmith using its intricate handywork, gave the matter shapes.
TheLockSmith using its doors and keys, gave the shapes allowances and limitations.
After the beginininining they left their creations: @_@ *_* X_X ._0 O~O ^_^ H_H and ~_~
This is the story of the two unknowns Muscular EyeLids and Squinty.
They got dropped off at the wrong bus stop and shortly died afterward playing with a fallen electrical wire and a water hose.
The End
O~O: Well thAt's some baD clam cHowder, right there.
@_@: Let's have a moment of silence for our fellow fallen faces. X_X, *_*, H_H, and ~_~.
^_^: Yay! A moment of silence! I love these things! Remembering people and what not, it's so much fun!
And that was the story about the noiseieiest moment of silence ever.
The End
My other signature is a Porsche.
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 03, 2004, 03:48:31 PM
Navi: Right here!
Vidgmchtr: Hey, the spell is broken! But....how?
Navi: Someone rudely bit into me after I jumped into a cart full of muffins. Then, I reverted back into my normal form!
Vidgmchtr: Cool! You're bleeding everywhere, though.
Navi: That'll wear off, seeing as I am a fairy.
Vidgmchtr: Ah....Then you can fix this wound on my nose?
Navi: Of course.
*Navi flies all around Vidgmchtr, Vidgmchtr's hearts are completely filled up*
Chupperson: Hey, how'd I magically appear in this room?
Vidgmchtr and Navi: I'unno.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 05, 2004, 12:38:34 AM
* Dracula is now known as Chupperson
<King_Boo> Luigi:Yaaaaaaah!
<Chupperson> This bass noise is just so awesome.
* Chupperson needs to go to bed
<DrPacio> No, you don't, Chup.
<Chupperson> Actually, I do, Pacio.
<DrPacio> No.
<DrPacio> My TD virus is working...
<King_Boo> no ites noet
<King_Boo> i am immuene 2 the viras
<King_Boo> no viras caen stp me
* Chupperson 's brain shorts out
* Chupperson is now known as Jeoeoeo
* King_Boo is planning his Maths Project
* King_Boo is now known as corpse
* corpse is a dead person
* Jeoeoeo goes oogachaka oogachaka oogachaka oogachaka
<corpse> hehehe
<corpse> oh no, corpses cant laugh
* Jeoeoeo will be my shorted out nick
* corpse is my dead nick
* Jeoeoeo shorts corpse
* Jeoeoeo sees corpse demanding his change back
<corpse> I DEMAND CHANGE
<corpse> MY 5 CENTS CHANGE
* corpse is the Grim Reaper!
* corpse is now known as Grim_Reaper
* Jeoeoeo gives corpse a new nickel with the Louisiana purchase on it instead of Monticello
<Jeoeoeo> Wow, look what 5 cents can do to you.
<DeeZZZer> nighto
<Grim_Reaper> night, sir
* Grim_Reaper looks at the nickel
<Grim_Reaper> oooh, shiny
* Grim_Reaper bites the nickel
<Grim_Reaper> ow
<Jeoeoeo> hehehahehahah
* Grim_Reaper reapes....THE NICKEL
<Grim_Reaper> Another life gone
* Nickel fears
<Grim_Reaper> You know what? I wonder if the Grim Reaper likes Poetry?
* Grim_Reaper likes Poetry
* Nickel shoves himself down The Grim Reaper's throat
<Grim_Reaper> soetimes
<Nickel> NO POETRY FOR YOU MWAHAHAHAH
* Grim_Reaper dies
Lisa: YOU KILLED THE GRIM REAPER!
<Grim_Reaper> Is this the end of Zombie Shakespeare?
* Nickel is now known as Billy_Shake-a-spear
* Billy_Shake-a-spear shakes a spear
* Grim_Reaper is now known as zombie-shakespeare
<zombie-shakespeare> yep, its the end
* Billy_Shake-a-spear pokes zombie-shakespeare
<zombie-shakespeare> ow
* Billy_Shake-a-spear is now known as Xombie
<Xombie> Now this is a cool name
<zombie-shakespeare> wait, I'm a zombie! I FEEL NO PAIN
* Xombie x-rays zombie-shakespeare
<zombie-shakespeare> Very "c00l"
<zombie-shakespeare> ahhhhhh
* zombie-shakespeare corpse
* zombie-shakespeare is now known as corpse
<corpse> oopsie
* Xombie sees that you ... *ffzzhht*
* Xombie is now known as Jeoeoeo
<corpse> Is this ray harmful?
Xombie: We'll check into that
<Jeoeoeo> Heh
* corpse starts having seizures even though he's dead
<corpse> Super Seizure Robots
* Jeoeoeo thinks he'll make this into a Bored post if you don't mind
* corpse does not mind
* Jeoeoeo thinks corpse has no mind
* corpse doesn't
* Jeoeoeo wonders what corpse's IQ isn't
* corpse 's IQ is -1000
<Jeoeoeo> I see.
* corpse says "There is such thing"
* Jeoeoeo wonders if corpse has eyes
* corpse might have eyes
* Jeoeoeo also wonders what corpse was when he was alive
* corpse is now known as Zenoroth
* Zenoroth is corpse when he was alive
* Jeoeoeo eats Zenoroth
<Jeoeoeo> You're not a corpse, yet you're dead. oOoo
* Zenoroth is now known as eaten_corpse
* eaten_corpse has been eaten, duh
* Jeoeoeo laughs so hard his head flies to Zimbabwe
Jeoeoeo's head: What a lovely day!
* eaten_corpse hears Jeoeoeo's head go "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
* eaten_corpse is now known as Dead_Zenny
<Dead_Zenny> Watch out, Dead Zenny's after yah!
* Jeoeoeo is now known as Denny
* Denny's Menu
* Denny is now known as Zead_Denny
* Dead_Zenny asks Denny if he has a sister called Penny.
* Zead_Denny is a distant relative of Dynamite Headdy
* Dead_Zenny eats dynamite
* Dead_Zenny is now known as Wario
* Wario laughs
* Zead_Denny double-takes
<Zead_Denny> Why thought that a dead guy eating dynamite would turn into Wario?
* Wario is now known as dead_guy_who_ate-dynamite
* dead_guy_who_ate-dynamite is now known as dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite
* Dracula bites Wario, turning him into dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite
<dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite> ow
<dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite> Is my mouth supposed to froth?
<Dracula> If it just frashes we'll be okay.
* dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite has another seizure
* dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite then explodes
* Dracula eats the exploded dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite
<dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite> I'm not making my name any longer, sir
* dead_guy_who_ate_dynamite is now known as Boo_Dude
<Boo_Dude> I'm coooooool
* Boo_Dude is now known as Dynamite_Man
* Dynamite_Man breaks out of Dracula
* Dracula is now known as Drill_Man
* Drill_Man drills DeeZZZer
<Drill_Man> Whoops
* Drill_Man drills Dynamite_Man
<Dynamite_Man> hahahah
<Dynamite_Man> yaaah
* Dynamite_Man Fire_Man
* Dynamite_Man is now known as Fire_Man
* Drill_Man is now known as Toad_Man
<Fire_Man> I can't remember many..I deleted Megaman Soccer...
* Toad_Man uses Rain Flush
* Fire_Man is now known as Peach_Man
<Peach_Man> Errrr
<Toad_Man> AAAHAHAH
* Peach_Man is now known as Luigi_Man
<Luigi_Man> That was close
* Luigi_Man is now known as Vacuum
* Vacuum is now known as Vacuum_Man
* Toad_Man is now known as Nature
* Nature abhors a Vacuum_Man
* Nature is now known as Ick
* Ick is an interesting Nick
* Vacuum_Man is now known as A_cool_dude
* Ick has a wick he likes to click
<A_cool_dude> hehe
* Ick is now known as GollyBobHowdy
<GollyBobHowdy> This one's a winner.
* A_cool_dude gives GollyBobHowdy a gold medal
* GollyBobHowdy eats it
<Zenoroth> Hey Boom
<Zenoroth> How is our grand land of RS?
* Chupperson hopes it blew up
<Chupperson> hehehe
<Boom> Erm?
<Zenoroth> Any little munchkins getting in trouble
<Boom> It did :O!
<Zenoroth> Big hole in Lumbridge I bet
<Boom> It blew up and then I died.
<Chupperson> What is up with you and putting punctuation after emotes?
<Boom> DIED TO DEATH! ogmgogmog
<Zenoroth> Jagex should of never implemented cannons
<Chupperson> ogmgogmog
<Chupperson> I like that
<Boom> Yay? :o
<Zenoroth> It's his trademark line, Chup
<Chupperson> Kinda like Gog Magog, that place that got a crop circle a few years ago
<Zenoroth> Did you know he just escaped from the mental....errr shops?
<Zenoroth> Like where?
<Chupperson> Like England
<Zenoroth> Never heard of it....
<Boom> I escaped from Bob's Fish Market or something.. :x
<Boom> That's where Jake bought me :o
<Zenoroth> Bob's Fish Market? Watch out for the chinese.
<Zenoroth> "You buy fish 2 dollar?"
<Boom> Yes please.
IS THIS THE END OF ZOMBIE SHAKESPEARE?
FIND OUT --
ON MY NEXT POST MAUAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHAAMAUI
My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Post by: King Boo on April 05, 2004, 01:03:02 AM
* Dracula eats Clone Roshan Hamlet's 32764's fathers
*Roshan Clone Hamlet awakes to see his dead father and the 32764 dead fathers chasing CW.
CW:HEEEEEEEELLLLLLP!!!!!!!!!
RC Hamlet:That is whacked.
* RC Hamlet sleeps soundly again.
*RC Hamlet has a dream.
<Lizard_Dude> AH I AM A RABID FOX :E~~~~~~~~~~~~
* Boom wishes he was a fox.
* Dracula bites Lizard the rabid fox
<Lizard_Dude> x_x
*RC Hamlet wakes.
*RC Hamlet wishes he were a fox.
RC Queen:YOUR FATHER HAS BEEN KILLED!
RC Hamlet:Whacked, man.
Ralph:My cat's breath smells like cat food.
RC Queen:But I'm marrying your Roshan Clone Uncle!
RC Hamlet:NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
(Please NOTE:1 day before the wedding, RC uncle was flattened by a Thwomp and is now RC Flat.)
RC Hamlet:You cannot marry Flat!
RC Queen:Give me one reason.
RC Hamlet:Err...he's flat?
WILL RC QUEEN MARRY A PANCAKE? FIND OUT NEXT TIME!
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 05, 2004, 07:58:58 PM
Vidgmchtr: Thank you, Pizza Guy!
Pizza Guy: My name is Carlos!
Vidgmchtr: You're welcome!
Navi: What a nice man.
Vidgmchtr: Yes.
*Navi licks her ice cream happily, while Vidgmchtr shoves the whole thing into his mouth, and oddly doesn't get any of it all over his face*
Navi: Hey, how'd you do that?
Vidgmchtr: Years of practice.
*Navi attempts to do the same, but seeing as the ice cream cone is much larger than her, she gets ice cream all over herself and gets all sticky*
Navi: Hee hee hee, oops.
Vidgmchtr: I told you, it takes practice.
*Navi uses her magic to take the ice cream off of her, back into the cone*
Vidgmchtr: Hey, a sword is on the ground.
Navi: Yeah, that's a birthday present from me to you.
Vidgmchtr: How thoughtful.
*Vidgmchtr takes the sword and puts it in the sheath that magically appears on his back*
Navi: It's called the Razor Sword. I used magic to make it much more durable than it was when I found it discarded by my house.
Vidgmchtr: It looks coolness. Two blades in one!
WILL VIDGMCHTR EVER FIND OUT THAT THE SWORD HAS NO USE FOR HIM?
WILL NAVI EVER BE AN EDIBLE MUFFIN AGAIN?
I DON'T KNOW!
Post by: King Boo on April 05, 2004, 08:44:26 PM
Vidgmchtr:coldcoldcold!!!
some guy:Uh huh. It's a pony.
* Navi eats some guy
Vidgmchtr:Yes, victory is ours.
* King Boo takes victory.
King Boo:It's mine now.
* Vidgmchtr starts racing after King Boo
King Boo:HEEEEELP!
* Japanese Dude returns.
Japanese Dude:AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ITS GODZILLA!!!!!
Godzilla:That's me.
* King Boo gets eaten by Godzilla
* Godzilla can eat ectoplasm
WILL I..err..KING BOO ESCAPE HARM?
1000 tonne:Jeronimo!!!!!!
* 1000 tonne lands on Godzilla and King Boo
OUCH.
King Boo!
Post by: n/a on April 06, 2004, 08:24:10 PM
Godzilla: *eats ectoplasm*
Carlos: Wow.
Japanese Guy: My secret identity!
Carlos & Godzilla: Yes...?
Japanese Guy: Shhh...
Godzilla: *murglerizes Carlos*
Carlos: Aaaaaäaaaaaaaadaspfoaeghjoif...
Grear: Hey! Only I may do that!
GREAR! GREËEEARR!
Godzilla: Oops.
Grear: *murglerizes Godzilla*
Godzilla: Aaaaaäaaaaaaaadaspfoaeghjoif...
Grear: GREAR GREAR!
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WE INTERRUPT THIS UH... THING... TO BRING THE FOLLOWING SEMI-IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!:
ANNOUNCER: YES! YES! THAT'S RIGHT!
THE ENTIRE* BOREDâ„¢©® IS SOON COMING AS A FULL COMPLETE STORY (KINDA) TO A WEBSITE SOMEWHAT NEAR YOU! (linkage to the website will be provided when it is ready) YES! THAT'S RIGHT! YOU HEARD ME CORRECTLY! THE BOREDâ„¢©® TOPIC ALL ON ONE PAGE (with semi-regular updates) AS TRANSCRIBED BY n/a!
WE NOW RETURN TO OUR REGULAR SCHEDULE...
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Jimmy: That's my cue!
Jimbo: Hey! Where'd you come from?
Jimmy: Hey! Where'd you come from?
Jimbo: I asked you first!
Grear: GREAR GREAR! *murglerizes Jimmy and Jimbo*
Jimmy and Jimbo: Aaaaaäaaaaaaaadaspfoaeghjoigadeowiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaweeerrrreëeeerrrrñrrr¿¿÷??^&*)@#$%^&ß?¨Æ’ˆ??¬â€¦?/?
All 139 characters: *STARE*
Grear: GREAR GREAR
Innocent Bystander: Hey! Look! There goes a newspaper!
Japanese Guy: *grabs newspaper*
Newspaper: ARTICLE!
Article: WORDS!
Words: A shocking discovery was made 10 days ago at Lab 14!
All: GASP!â„¢
Words: Apparently, multiple murglerization can lead <smudge> unpleasant... <much smudge> and so <smudge> smuggle... <smudge> conclusion, never eat cherries and drink milk at the same time!
Japanese Guy: Word. *blows up*
Jimmy and Jimbo: I think we've been fused together...
Muffin: You mean like on that episode of Family Guy where those two dudes get fused with each other and the driveway after the nuclear explosion?
Nuclear explosion: Stop discriminating me! Wwaaa! *runs away*
Muffin: Shut upâ„¢
Jimmybo: Life sucksâ„¢
Wierd Dude: Hey, another trademark!â„¢
U "F" O: I gotta write that one down!
Grear: GREAR GREAR! *murglerizes end*
END: Aaaaaäaaaaaaaadaspfoaeghjoif...
______________________
IBM: Inferior But Marketable
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 06, 2004, 10:50:52 PM
My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Post by: WarpRattler on April 07, 2004, 09:36:42 AM
Black Yoshi:*gets squished by the law**dies*
Black Yoshi: NOOOOO!â„¢*
God: Hello, welcome to heaven. Let me check if you have a reservation. Black Yoshi, right?
BY: Yeah*dies again*
God: Hello, welcome to heaven(again). I see you have a reservation. Go ahead.
BY: *goes into heaven and doesn't die anymore*
Goku: *finds the seven dragon balls and wishes BY back to life*
BY: NOOOOO!â„¢*
Why did Bored IV only get to 4 pages? Is it because no one paid any attention to it? Shouldn't all Bored threads get to at least 10 pages? Should I stop talking now?
Answers: See next answer. Yes. Yes. Yes.
*NOOOOO! is â„¢ donotcare95.
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 07, 2004, 09:50:42 AM
Vidgmchtr: Hey, he's still conscious!
*Vidgmchtr takes out his Razor Sword and cuts Some Guy in half*
Navi: Yay!
Vidgmchtr: Aww, I got blood all over it....
*Navi flies around the sword, which makes it shiny and new again*
Plaked Corn: I'll get you next time!
Good Kitty: JO'Z HEER
*Vidgmchtr throws peanuts at the two idiots, and they run away*
WILL PLAKED CORN EVER TASTE GOOD? WILL GOOD KITTY EVER STOP SAYING "JO'Z HEER"?
I DON'T KNOW!
Post by: WarpRattler on April 07, 2004, 07:30:20 PM
* Now talking in #tmk
* Topic is 'Official chatroom of TMK / WarioWare for GC out now / PAPER MARIO 2 SCREENS -- http://www.game-science.com/news/000528.html AND http://media.cube.ign.com/media/573/573664/imgs_1.html / Fura-Fura Neko http://ece4co.vis.ne.jp/shockwave8/furaneko.html / http://minutillo.com/steve/weblog/mario-guitar/'
* Set by Deezer on Tue Apr 06 16:39:06
<Chupperson> keep that name
* DrPacio is now known as Choopeersuun
<Choopeersuun> Whoops
* Choopeersuun is now known as Chooppeersuun
* Chooppeersuun is listening to Alberto Balsalm
* Chupperson is listening to Grand Nagus Zek talking
* Chooppeersuun is listening to his mother yell at his little brother while Alberto Balsalm is paused
<Chooppeersuun> And now my brothers are both yelling at me.
* RedParatroopa is listening to Smashing Live!
<Chooppeersuun> I was listening to that earlier...
<Chooppeersuun> Whoa, this name is WEIRD...Chupperson Weird.
* Chooppeersuun is now known as Choppersun
<Choppersun> Sapphira Weird isn't as much as Chupperson
<Chupperson> She could be if she wanted
* Choppersun goes to listen to Alberto Balsalm while he plays WL2
* MadRhetoric is confused
* RedParatroopa is hot (temperature-wise
* Chupperson gives Mad some more confusion pills
* Choppersun throws a cold at RedParatroopa
* RedParatroopa catches cold (Ha, I get it)
<Choppersun> Sapphira = cold catcher, Choppersun = cold thrower
<RedParatroopa> Sorry
* RedParatroopa puts cold down
* Choppersun brings back cold
* Choppersun is now known as donotcall95
* Deez/away has quit IRC (Ping timeout)<Choppersun> Deezer's internet must suck...
<Chupperson> No, it's Win98's fault
* Vid/AWonderfulLife laughs
* Vid/AWonderfulLife is now known as Vidgmchtr
<RedParatroopa> Oh, that's why my comp acts the way it does.
* Choppersun uses ME
* Chupperson uses Me as well
* RedParatroopa uses all of you
<Choppersun> Maybe /me?
* Choppersun uses /ME
* Vidgmchtr uses Mac OS 9.2.1
* Vidgmchtr will be going up to 9.2.2 later on tonight
* Chupperson says what's the point/
<Chupperson> ?
<Vidgmchtr> It will take me close to OS X
<Vidgmchtr> *closer
<Chupperson> ...
<Chupperson> According to what I understand, OS X is a completely new engine
<Vidgmchtr> I can't upgrade to OS X without haveing 9.2.2 first, heh
<Vidgmchtr> It is
<Vidgmchtr> *having
<Vidgmchtr> OS X > OS 9
<Chupperson> Well that's pretty lame, I must say
<Vidgmchtr> Watoad would disagree.
* Choppersun sings Camptown Zig
* RedParatroopa tries to join in, but fails miserably
<Vidgmchtr> http://macs.about.com/cs/osxbasics/
<Vidgmchtr> Wait, don't use that
<Vidgmchtr> use this
<Vidgmchtr> http://macs.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?site=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.drmac.net%2Ftips%2Fosx_control_panels.html
* Choppersun needs more Aphex Twin
<Vidgmchtr> Wait that doesn't help at all...
<Choppersun> And have you read my e-mail yet, Chup?
<Chupperson> Why would I have?
<Choppersun> Because I actually sent something to the mailbag.
<Choppersun> ARRRGH, WHY DOES LD NEVER STAY ON?!
<Vidgmchtr> What's LD's AIM name?
<Chupperson> I'm not telling you]
<Vidgmchtr> Well, I know yours, Chup....<Choppersun> What's your AIM name, Chup?
* Sapph-Away is now known as Sapphira
<Choppersun> I know LD's...
* Sean_Kelly has joined #tmk
<Vidgmchtr> Sapphira ^-^
<Sapphira> 'lo
<Choppersun> Sapph
<Chupperson> w00t
* Deez/afk has joined #tmk
* Mushroom_Boy sets mode: +oq Deez/afk Deez/afk
<Vidgmchtr> Deez ^-^
<Choppersun> Did you happen to see what Alucard called you in his last post?
<Vidgmchtr> Ugh
<Sapphira> ugh...MB told me...
<Vidgmchtr> That's a very offensive thing to call someone...
<Choppersun> Yeah
<Chupperson> Mad should just keep the name and not let anyone else have it.
<Sapphira> I haven't been able to actually see for myself
<Vidgmchtr> Alucard goes by Alucard everywhere else, right?
<MadRhetoric> What you say?
<Chupperson> You should be Alucard instead of Alucard
<MadRhetoric> Oh.
<MadRhetoric> I see.
* MadRhetoric is now known as Alucard
<Choppersun> "..." Dot dot dot
<Vidgmchtr> Take off every zig for great justice.
* Chupperson is now known as Dracula
<Alucard> Shouldn't Sapph be something?
* Vidgmchtr is now known as rthcmgdiV
<rthcmgdiV> yaY
<Dracula> Who can she be? I don't know any of the girls in CV
<Alucard> Like Frakenstein? Or Miss Vladimir?
* RedParatroopa is scared
* Choppersun is now known as nosreppuhC
* Dracula is sacred
* RedParatroopa is scarred . . . for life
* nosreppuhC si sdrawkcab Chupperson
* rthcmgdiV semocrevo moderob
<nosreppuhC> ...mmH
<rthcmgdiV> derob m'I
<Alucard> Just put my message in a mirror if you want it backwards.
* nosreppuhC is listening to Powerpill Pacman
<nosreppuhC> ?
<nosreppuhC> Whoops
<rthcmgdiV> heH
* nosreppuhC removes the enter key
<nosreppuhC>
<rthcmgdiV>
<nosreppuhC>
<nosreppuhC> WHAT HAPPEN?
<rthcmgdiV>
<nosreppuhC>
* rthcmgdiV is now known as Vidgmchtr
<nosreppuhC>
<Vidgmchtr> Heh
* nosreppuhC is now known as Chowderperson
* Chowderperson is a person made of clam chowder
* Chowderperson is now known as ChankorSoreMan
<ChankorSoreMan> What's a chankor sore?
<ChankorSoreMan> FOR GREAT JUSTICE...
<RedParatroopa> Is that how it's spelled?
<Dracula> No.
* ChankorSoreMan is now known as CAPTAIN
* TheEggMan has joined #tmk
* Dracula bites TheEggMan
<TheEggMan> aiie
<CAPTAIN> What's my line?
<TheEggMan> er
* TheEggMan is now known as TEM
<Dracula> WHAT HAPPEN ?
* RedParatroopa hides in his shell
<TEM> I am one with my initials now
* CAPTAIN is now known as TheEggPerson
* TheEggPerson is now an egg
* TheEggPerson is now known as d00d
<TEM> As soon as I can get a hold of Deezer I will also change my forum username to TEM.
* d00d needs to save this conversation for BORED
<Dracula> Why do that?
<TEM> I would do it myself but I can't
<TEM> It's more original
<Dracula> ah
<Dracula> I could do it for ya, if you really want it
<d00d> Yeah, but I want to post it.
<d00d> How do I copy all of it?
<TEM> That would be super fantastic
<TEM> TEM all capital letters
<TEM> Please
<d00d> never mind, I figured it out
* d00d is now known as t00bie
<t00bie> you t00bies
<RedParatroopa> RedParatroopa some lowercase, 2 uppercase letters
<Vidgmchtr> !tumbleweed
* t00bie is now known as DrPacio
<DrPacio> I'm going back to Choppersun in a minute
<TEM> Mainly it
* DrPacio is now known as Choppersun
<TEM> 's so folk stop thinking I'm imitating Dr. Robotnik
<Dracula> ok
<Choppersun> Good idea
<Choppersun> I post too much lately...
<RedParatroopa> What's wrong with Dr. Robotnik?
<TEM> I Thought of it being Tem, a whole new word, but nobody liked that so it's TEM
<Choppersun> Like ten?
<TEM> No?
<Choppersun> Okay?
* Dracula is now known as Chupperson
<TEM> Let's do lunch?
<Choppersun> Let's keep using question marks?
* RedParatroopa is confused?
<Choppersun> w00t?
* RedParatroopa is now known as JoJo
* Choppersun is now known as Porous
<TEM> Question marks r0x0rz?
<Porous> ???
<Vidgmchtr> I'm bored?
<JoJo> Ack! You can't use ? in your username.
* Porous is now known as Chuppet_the_puppet
<Chupperson> Correct.
* JoJo is now known as RedParatroopa
<Chuppet_the_puppet> ?
<TEM> lol
<Chuppet_the_puppet> ???
<Chuppet_the_puppet> Only use question marks?
* nintendoexpert89 is now known as pupperson
<Chuppet_the_puppet> No periods or other punctuation marks?
<pupperson> hello
* Chuppet_the_puppet is listening to Pac-Man Fever?
<TEM> I'm straying from the inside of the box and using a period, like so.
<Chuppet_the_puppet> Die?
* RedParatroopa laughs?
* Chuppet_the_puppet ?
<Vidgmchtr> ....
<Vidgmchtr> Let's stop
<TEM> Already with the anti-periodism
<Chuppet_the_puppet> Okay, I've got to copy this whole conversation.
* pupperson is now known as Chuppet
<TEM> Why?
<Chuppet_the_puppet> BORED
<Chuppet> BOARD
<RedParatroopa> BORD
<TEM> Chupperson, everyone just wants to be like you.
* Chuppet is now known as nintendoexpert89
<Chupperson> It's not funny enough.
<TEM> Not that funny at all really/
<TEM> .*
* nintendoexpert89 is listening to WTMK
<RedParatroopa> We could add flatuence sound effects.
<RedParatroopa> Whoa, GiftedGirl moment.
<TEM> How about no, you crazy dutch b**********
<Chuppet_the_puppet> Weird...Sapphira Weird.
* RedParatroopa is Dutch?
* Vidgmchtr yawns in the key of B flat
<TEM> Chupperson: Is it done?
<nintendoexpert89> Today was a nightmare- I conversated with the one and only... SADIB.
<Chupperson> Not quite
<TEM> Ok
<nintendoexpert89> AHH!
<TEM> Marioguy was in here?
<nintendoexpert89> yes
<nintendoexpert89> He disguised himself as Deeze-r.
<Vidgmchtr> Jon was in here, threatening the staff who wasn't here to unban him
<TEM> He's never personally bothered me.
<RedParatroopa> Where? Point to anything he touched.
* RedParatroopa grabs Windex
<Vidgmchtr> nintendoexpert: And Deezer's at class.
<Vidgmchtr> Deeze-r: I am deezer!
<Vidgmchtr> nintendoexpert: No you aren't
<Vidgmchtr> nintendoexpert: I know you aren't, I'm not stupid
<Vidgmchtr> Deeze-r: Yes you are.
<Vidgmchtr> nintendoexpert: Takes one to know one.
* Vidgmchtr was kicked by whitewinged-angel.com (Flooding (Limit is 6 lines per 3 seconds))
<RedParatroopa> HAHA
<TEM> HardeHarHar
<RedParatroopa> Not at Vid
<RedParatroopa> At ne89's line
<TEM> I'm laughing at Vid.
<TEM> heeheehoho
<RedParatroopa> Poor Vid
<TEM> I'm sure he
<TEM> s
<TEM> o
<TEM> k
<RedParatroopa> Careful, you might get kicked out for flooding.
<TEM> I'm special
<TEM> I'm a residentindus excalivus
* Vidgmchtr has joined #tmk
<Vidgmchtr> Ugh, stupid chat kicked me out....
<TEM> I don't flood
<Chupperson> Stupid chat?
<Chupperson> hahaha
<RedParatroopa> Yeah, we had a good laugh
<TEM> You mean stupid machine.
<TEM> That
* Chuppet_the_puppet is posting in bored! with a pinch of salt.
<TEM> 's what I say.
* Vidgmchtr has quit IRC (Quit: Upgrading Computer now)
* Chuppet_the_puppet is now known as Choppersun
<Chupperson> Ook TEM, there you go
<TEM> Yay
<TEM> I am born anew
* TEM is now known as TEM_forums
Choppersun, I mean donotcare95: Wow, that was completely irrelevant to the current Bored story. Oh well, isn't that the point? Did you see that name-changing thing I was doing? And the "end everything with ?s" thing? Why did I decide to post this? Does anyone know? Does anyone care? Find out whenever I feel like telling you the answers(probably never!)!
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
Edited by - donotcare95 on 4/7/2004 7:10:04 PM
Post by: n/a on April 08, 2004, 01:12:45 PM
I now have my own site... but thanx.
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Wierd Dude: Where's your fork?
cable: <urgent whisper> sock, you idiot, sock!
Innocent Bystander: Whadev.
Wierd Dude: Never drink milk and eat cherries at the same time.
Japanese Guy: Why not?
Wierd Dude: You'll turn inside out.
Mr. Bumpy: That's right!
Wierd Dude: And there's only one cure...
Mr. Bumpy: And that's to swing around a swing all the way around!
Wierd Dude: Which will turn you back the right way!
U "F" O: I gotta write that down!
Grear: GREAR GREAR
Fork: Duuuuuude.
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IBM: Inferior But Marketable
Post by: TEM on April 08, 2004, 02:17:51 PM
Wierd Dude: I am Weird Dude.
Weird Dude: No you're not, you spelled weird wrong!
Wierd Dude: NOOO! *Blow'd up*
The Anti-Citrus: Blast! I was going to take all of you fools out one by one, then get Citrus Man, but you're simply too clever!
Citrus Man:(juices him)
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 08, 2004, 04:00:16 PM
Vidgmchtr: This new sword you gave me is fun.
Navi: I knew you'd like it....But what will you be getting me for my birthday?
Vidgmchtr: Fairies have birthdays?
Roy: Oh no! (Ugh, more English...)
Tatl: You went and did it now.
Navi: Who the heck are you?
WHO THE HECK ARE THESE PEOPLE?
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?
I DON'T KNOW!
Post by: WarpRattler on April 09, 2004, 12:59:27 AM
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
Post by: TEM on April 09, 2004, 03:07:30 PM
._0: Whassamattau?
.: Quit crying you big baby, and make me a kamikaze soldier sword.
@_@: I s-saw the future, it's horrible!
O~O: WhaT point iN the future, my mAn?
@_@: That's the worst part, it's 5 minutes from now, WAAAH!
Roy: ‘傫‚¢â€¹°â€šë‚µâ€šÂA‘½â€šâ€j‰ó‚ÌŽ¿â€šðŽÂ‚Á‚Ä‚¢â€šé‰½â€š©â€šÍ‹N‚±â€šé‚¾â€šë‚¤ÂB
/////5 minutes from then/////
()_(): Killroy!
Giga Bowser: RRROOOOAARRRR!!
The Anti-Citrus: Death to Citrui everywhere!
The Conjunctalator: DFGFDFgT #%T%V?
Every One: Holy cheese and biscuits Batman! All of the bad guys at once!
@_@: That's it me and The Faces will take care of this robot face!
._0: We will?
O~O: AttAck!
The Faces dismantle Mr. Roboto, while Weird Dude and company and other characters that I stole from other Bored posts discuss with the bad guys why they are being attacked constantly.
Citrus Man: What do you want from us?
Giga Bowser: I don't even know why I'm here, I should be fighting Mario or some- (get's written out by TEM)
The Conjunctalator: I don't kno-(written out)
The Anti-Citrus: I know why I'm here! (looks up for out-writing finger types, they don't come) I'm here because I had a horrible relationship with my parents, so I lash out at the world, I'm nothing but a psychologically damaged vegetable monkey!
Weird Dude: That's sad.
Wierd Dude: Yeah it is.
Weird Dude: Hey! *hammers Wierd Dude*
TEM: Then everyone was written out. The End
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Post by: WarpRattler on April 09, 2004, 11:21:17 PM
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>
Edited by - donotcare95 on 4/9/2004 10:39:00 PM
Post by: King Boo on April 10, 2004, 05:16:06 AM
Edited by - King Boo on 4/10/2004 4:21:01 AM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 10, 2004, 11:19:22 PM
Roy: (We sell Broccoli Candyâ„¢, Smeagol Biscuitsâ„¢ and stuff. Licensed from Chupâ„¢, Inc.)
Toad: Gimme some ephedra.
Roy: (O_o)
Chupperson: It should be noted that any and all posts here become property of BOREDâ„¢©®, Ltd.
Toad: It should?
CW: Yes. And how did you get here?
Toad: I dunno. *leaves*
Jimmy: What a beautiful day! *walks into a brick wall*
--------MEANWHILE--------
Vlagranian: AHAHAHA!!! I shall steal all the Saltâ„¢ in the world!!!!!©
--------MEANWHOLE--------
Random Guy: *faints*
--------MEANWHALE--------
Whale: RRRAGGH *crashes into some buildings*
--------MEANWHULE--------
Roy: ...(What the heck?)
Innocent Bystander®: Hmm.
Roshan: Wanna piece of cheese? :D
DOES INNOCENT BYSTANDER WANT A PIECE OF CHEESE?
WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE MEAN WHALE CRASHED INTO THE BUILDINGS?
WHERE EXACTLY IS MEANWHOLE?
FIND OUT!!!
WHEN?
CW: Heck, I don't know.
My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Post by: TEM on April 11, 2004, 08:00:30 AM
Every One: Wow we are the first post on the 13th page, is that bad luck?
^_^: No! It's Easter, that counteracts the bad luck! YAY! IT'S EASTER!!
.: Silence you freaking fool. We shall depart from this place.
O~O: WhaA?
*_0: What do you mean, you clyde?
.: I tire of this colorless place, we shall depart to a new place.
@_@: Ok faces, let's go! All you non-faces stay.
And they left Bored, FOREVER.
@_@: Wait. Where are we going?
The End
Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 12, 2004, 10:27:57 AM
Vidgmchtr: Just who do you think you are?
Navi: You've got some nerve.
Tatl: Whatever.
Vidgmchtr: Yet you look similar to Navi...
Tatl: Nuh-uh. I use bells instead of a voice.
Navi: We noticed.
Tael: When are we going back to Termina?
Tatl: Quiet, you.
WHEN WILL TATL AND TAEL GO BACK TO TERMINA?
WHY ARE VID'S POSTS GETTING SHORTER AND SHORTER?
CAN I GET SOME FRIES WITH THAT?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME?
Post by: llamapalooza87 on April 13, 2004, 05:56:05 PM
Meanwhile in a random room in the middle of nowhere...
=============
Snot Nosed Kid (from Zelda: WW): Snort.
*Glowing, golden muffin falls from sky*
Snot Nosed Kid : I'm going to eat this muffin!
Muffin: Don't eat me, the consequenses could be dire!
*Snot Nosed Kid eats muffin*
*Snot grows to 400x normal size, enclosing kid inside
Tetra: Wow, and Link missed these freaks?
llama: yup.
Random Voice: FIGHT!
*Characters proceed to engage in SSBM style battle...*
Who will win the battle?
How does this have to do with the story?
Was the writer EVEN BORED?
Find out... in a little bit... or something...
I'll shut up now.
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 18, 2004, 01:42:52 PM
Navi: How do you know my name? And how do you know I was Link's partner?
Tatl: He told me in those 3 days I was his partner. I bet you weren't his partner for THAT long.
Navi: I was his partner for 7 years! Ever see him as an adult?
Tatl: What the heck are you talking about? He's only like 10 years old!
Navi: In Hyrule, he pulled out the master sword and went forward in time 7 years with me.
Tatl: I bet he liked going back in time 3 days with me better.
Navi: Obnoxious little...
*Navi jumps Tatl, and they start fighting, while Vidgmchtr and Tael watch for awhile, and then get bored*
Vidgmchtr: This is pointless. Want to go get some pizza?
Tael: Okay! They should stop fighting soon, Tatl usually starts faking crying in a fight with a formidable opponent, to get them to go all "What's wrong?" giving her an opening for an attack.
Vidgmchtr: Smart. I think I can get them to stop....
Hey girls?
Navi: Yes, Vid?
Tatl: What do you want, guy?
Vidgmchtr: ....Roast beef!
*Navi and Tatl's mouths water*
Navi: Where is the roast beef? Mmmmm...
Tatl: Give it to me...Ooohh, delicious....
Tael: How'd you know their weakness?
Vidgmchtr: Everyone loves roast beef. So, are we all good now?
Navi: Yes, sir!
Tatl: Yup!
Vidgmchtr: Let's all go get pizza now.
DOES TATL REALLY CRY DURING FIGHTS?
DOES EVERYONE REALLY LIKE ROAST BEEF?
CAN I HAVE A LARGE 8 SLICE PIE WITH PEPPERONIS, PLEASE?
OH NO MY FLY IS OPEN?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME!
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 19, 2004, 06:05:04 PM
Vidgmchtr: AAAHHH!!!
My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 19, 2004, 07:53:07 PM
Post by: WarpRattler on April 19, 2004, 10:54:19 PM
* o_0-the-metroid(me) traps rubee in the ZIPPER OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢!>!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
o_0-the-metroid: Who else wants to be stuck in there?
*Lots of hands raise*
o_0-the-metroid: Okay, then! If you say so! >!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡!¡
Chupperson: This wasn't much of a BORED post...
* o_0-the-metroid traps Chupperson in the zipper
Will anyone get out of the zipper? Does anybody care? Will I eat these jelly beans sitting in front of me? Find out...never. This was just a paid advertisement for THE ZIPPER OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢! Call 1-800-333-3333 within the next ten minutes and get a free PENKNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢ for absolutely FREE! Call now!
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 20, 2004, 12:03:21 AM
--------LATER--------
The President: I want the alien hand!!!!1!1!! *calls the number*
¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_
Vlagranian: Sorry, but we only carry THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOMâ„¢s.
¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_¯/_
The President: Gal dang!
--------MEANWHILE--------
James: I've come looking for Jimmy, Jimbob and Jimbo!
RoshEn: Sorry, not here. *burp*
Jimbo: Let me out!
Roshan Doll: Gimme some of that popcorn!
--------MEANWHILE--------
Vidgmchtr: You sure you don't like a LITTLE roast beef?
CW: Nope, not one bit.
Vidgmchtr: *shoves roast beef down CW's throat*
TOG: Excellent work, Vidgmchtr! You may now join our ranks in the evil dudes blib club!®
Vidgmchtr: Blib?
TOG: Uhh...
Navi: NOOOOO!â„¢
Fire hydrant: *sprays water on CW*
CW: *splutters* YAAAAAHHHHHH DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDEIDEIDIEDIEIDIEIDIIEIIDIEIDIIIDIEIDIEIDIEIDIEIDIDIEIIEIDII *plays tuba*
TOG: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUHHGHGHGHGH *vaporizes*
Evil Roshan: NOOOOO!â„¢ I shall avenge you, Rick!
Rick: Wha? I'm right here.
Evil Roshan: Then who was That One Guy?
WHO WAS THAT ONE GUY?
WHY WASN'T THAT ONE GUY RICK?
WILL VIDGMCHTR JOIN THE EVIL DUDES BLIB CLUB®?
YOU HAVE A 2.7154% CHANCE OF FINDING OUT NEXT TIME ON BOREDâ„¢©®!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Post by: Raccoon Sam on April 20, 2004, 11:14:19 AM
Post by: WarpRattler on April 20, 2004, 08:20:06 PM
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("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
Edited by - donotcare95 on 4/20/2004 7:26:53 PM
Post by: MadRhetoric on April 25, 2004, 07:59:26 PM
Everyone: *shoots DV for saying ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US*
Nobody: *shoots DV too*
Darth Vader: Insolent fools! *Force chokes Vlad*
Dracula: *impales Darth Vader*
Darth Vader: Ow. Pain. Suffering. Discomboobulation.
Dracula: *pilots and X-Wing and blows up the Death Star*
Darth Vader: Ow. Pain. Suffering. Curses.
Dracula: *drinks the blood of his victims*
Darth Vader: Ow. Pain. Suffering. O positive.
Post by: Vidgmchtr on April 26, 2004, 06:53:32 PM
-MEANWHILE-
Vidgmchtr: No, I won't join your stupid club. I'd rather be with the fairies.
Navi: Yay!
Tatl: Who said I liked YOU?
Tael: He gave us roast beef, sister!
*Tatl's mouth waters*
Ground: Get off my face!
Sky: Shut up, Ground.
WILL THE GROUND EVER SHUT UP?
WHY IS THE SKY SO SAD?
WILL TATL'S MOUTH EVER STOP WATERING?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME!
Edited by - Vidgmchtr on 4/26/2004 5:56:31 PM
Post by: n/a on April 29, 2004, 06:35:16 PM
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Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 29, 2004, 07:24:10 PM
Jimbo: Don't ask me.
Fred: *doesn't ask Jimbo*
U "F" O: 4PP13 S4UC3!!!!
RoshEn: MMMMMMMMMM I WANT SOME
U "F" O: No, you can't have any. At all.
RoshEn: *lip quiver*
Evil Roshan: I shall eat all the apple sauce. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CitrusMan: NEVAR!!! *argentina*
Evil Roshan: NOOO!!! NOT THE EVIL ARGeNTINA MOVE! EEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
FruitMan: I don't appreciate you fighting my battles for me, CitrusMan!
CitrusMan: Who are YOU?????????????
WHO IS FRUITMAN?
WILL EVIL ROSHAN EAT THE 4PP13 S4UC3?
WHAT HORRIBLE FATE AWAITS THE NEEDLE NOODLES?
FOR THAT MATTER, WHAT ARE THE NEEDLE NOODLES?
FIND OUT -- NEVAR! ON
BORED â„¢©®
Post by: MadRhetoric on May 01, 2004, 01:20:41 PM
World: *explodes*
FruitMan: *punches Evil Roshan*
Evil Roshan: BARF!!
World: *implodes*
God: d00d [wtd]?!!!??!!?!?1112288411meaningoflife48001111!!111
Post by: Vidgmchtr on May 01, 2004, 02:19:33 PM
Vidgmchtr: .....Hey. It smells like a foot.
Tatl: .....WOW, that accomplished nothing.
Navi: Heh heh.
Tael: I wish I had a foot to smell....
*Vidgmchtr takes out his razor sword and cleanly cuts the long toe nails off of his feet.*
Navi: Wow, so precise.
Vidgmchtr: And I've only had the sword for a month.
*One of the clippings flies into Tatl's eye*
Tatl: AHHH!! OW THAT HURTS OWOWOW.....
Tael: Sneezie.
*Tatl sneezes and the toenail materializes*
Tatl: Ahh.....
WILL THE TOENAIL EVER COME BACK?
IS TOENAIL SPELT THAT WAY?
IS THERE A HYPHEN IN BETWEEN TOE AND NAIL?
TUNE IN NEXT TIME.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 01, 2004, 08:31:38 PM
Jimmy: Actually, I believe that was due to Vidgmchtr's misuse of the word.
RoshEn: Ah, I see.
CW: I'm too lazy to think of anything else.
Post by: n/a on May 01, 2004, 08:54:55 PM
God: *LIGHTNING BOLT OF D00M*
People: aa
RoshEn: *Throws 4PP13 S4UC3!!!!*
God: What? How dare you defy me (and not be scared of me)!!
World: *is LIGHTNING BOLTed*
Beef: *is ROASTED*
VERB: *is CAPSed*
Innocent Bystander: Excuse me, but where is the--
Dracula: ReSX!!!!
I.B.: Whahuh?
Butler: Most excellent....
MMM: Shh! Not now!
Butler: I already have it, sir!
Guy: Shut upâ„¢
Butler: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiz *kersPLOoiE*
LLamas: Increbidle! That's the mird one this thonth!
Dracula: NO! STOP SPEAKING WITH stuPIDNESs!!
LLamas!: Mehha! We gow net the *does finger-quotations thingy* "exclamation markk" ny bour ame!
Dracula: NOOOOOO! *explodeeness*
-----------------
Spokesguy: UPDATE! We've almost started the "transcription" of Bored â„¢©®! (Note that it won't really be a transcription, rather a "taking-of-everything-and-putting-it-on-one-page, and also a getting-rid-of-all-stuff-that-won't-be-on-there) Starting of this "transcription" may commence in the next month! *is STRANGLed*
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King: All hail me!
Response: *doesn't exist*
Kids: WWWWWWWWaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaacrywaaaaaaaaaa
Nice old lady: Aww, there there.
Kids: *stop crying*
n/a: *is being stupid because of lack of ideas*
Roast Beet: But that's the point, isn't it?
Roast Beef: We don't have a point.
Roast Beet: Well, if we did, that'd be it, wouldn't it?
Roast Beef: Wouldn't what?
Roast Beet: I forget.
Roast Beef: *tastes better*
Odin Gorton: That's all, fOLks!
U "F" O: He's a liar! Crucify him!
Odin Gorton: *runs away*
Generic Mob: CHASE HIM!
O.G.: *falls down hole*
G.M.: GO HOME!
R.Y.: Moo!
U.I.D.E.A.F.G.P: What do I stand for?
Dracula: *gasp* What DOES he stand for?
U.I.D.E.A.F.G.P: That's what I asked you!
Butler: boingety boingety fweeeee! *implodes*
LLamas!: Bill the Kutler!
Thing: *flys by*
G.M.: CHASE!
Grear: GREAR GREAR!
Odin Gorton: That's all, fOLks!
Dracula: He's right this time, you know.
Edited by - n/a on 5/1/2004 8:06:51 PM
Post by: TEM on May 04, 2004, 07:30:54 PM
^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
Post by: TEM on May 04, 2004, 07:32:05 PM
^_^ ._0 @_@ O~O
Post by: Vidgmchtr on May 05, 2004, 03:18:58 PM
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 05, 2004, 03:52:38 PM
You: *didn't call*
Bill: No one does.
No one: *calls Bill*
Bill's Phone: Bring! Bring!
Bill: *picks up his phone* Hello? . . . No one's there.
Roast Beef: *tosses phone out the window*
Bill: NOOOOOOOO! Wait, aren't we already outside?
ARE THEY ALREADY OUTSIDE?
WHAT DID NO ONE HAVE TO SAY?
NOW WHERE'S ME TOOTHPICK?
"I want us to go fowards, not backwards. Upwards, not forwards. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards salvation."- Kodos, disguised as Clinton
Post by: 00boo on May 06, 2004, 07:03:55 PM
Post by: Markio on May 06, 2004, 07:46:13 PM
Cast: Khaki pants, Fire extinguisher, Lemonade, Rock, Dyslexia (with a few special appearnces everytime!).
Quotist: A penny saved is a penny earned!
Khaki Pants: But a penny spent is a penny enjoyed!
Penny saved: I'm not a penny earned!
Penny earned: Yeah, I am!
Khaki Pants: Well, that makes eleven of us...
Fire extinguisher: What eleven?!
Khaki Pants: Uh..............*runs to San Francisco*
Chance: Rap Master Chanse, he's lost in the city, with an optimistic dog, and a sarcastic kitty!
Shadow: Oh, be quiet.
Lemonade: Wait, where's Rock?
Rock: NOT BEHIND YOU!
*Lemonade turns around, and sees Rock right there*
Dyslexia: Hello, Cork and Melonade!
Rock and Lemonade: It's him again!!!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
Post by: n/a on May 06, 2004, 07:52:20 PM
U "F" O: Me tooo.
Dracula: I will kïll you all!
MMM: Butler!
Butler (improved): Yessir!
MMM: Mow my lawn!
Butler: Yessir!
MMM: With a nail clipper!
Butler: Already have, sir!
MMM: Veddy good. You're fired.
Butler: Noooo! *wanders off*
VIagranian: Left Foot!
LLamas: Ses yir?
VIagranian: Hey! How'd you guys get down there!?
LLamas: We snere weaky!
VIagranian: No! This will not do! I need a new Left Foot!
Grear: GREAR GREAR
VIagranian: You! Butler! You're my new Left Foot!
Butler: Yessir!
VIagranian: Don't call me that! Now mow my lawn with a nail clipper!
Butler: Yessir!
Odin Gorton: FWAaaaBaaAÄaa!
Roast Beef: Now where'd that other dude go?
Other Dude: Me?
Roast Beef: *murglerizes Other Dude* No. Not you.
U "F" O: *randomness*
RoshEn: *pulls nose out of dictionary*
RoshEn's nose: Hey! That hurt! *falls off*
VIagranian: Here, borrow mine.
RoshEn: Ewww...
VIagranian: Left Foot! Are you done yet?
Butler: Yessir!
VIagranian: Veddy good.
================
Spokesguy: I have nothing to say.
================
<meanwhile>
Roast Beet: *finds a children*
Children: Yay! I'm found!
Roast Beet: Yummy.
</meanwhile>
Thing: ....and that's why the phone goes Bring Bring!
Bill: I still don't get.
Sam: You're hopeless.
Peter Jackson: COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT©!
Roast Beef: *distracts him*
Toothpick: I here am!
LLamas: *teats oothpick*
U "F" O: Wow, they even do things screwed up!
Outside: It's cold...
Weird Dude: Me too.
We can learn a lot from crayons. They are different colors and some have funny names but they all live together in the same box.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 06, 2004, 09:13:25 PM
It needs help.
It has lost all sense of cohesion.
It''s hard to make up your mind when you don’t have one.
Post by: Red Paratroopa on May 07, 2004, 07:35:40 PM
Announcer: In the city, there is only one person man enough to fight the forces of evil for good. And that man is . . . a girl!
Buffy Calendarthe: That's me.
Announcer: This summer, grab your swimsuit, and join Buffy Calendarthe in the biggest battle ever to hit Miami. With her sidekick Bungie by her side, they will defeat the dreaded Oompa Loompa army.
Bungie: Buffy! There coming!
Oompa Loompas: Oompa Loompa Doobity Doo
Tingle: Kooloo Limpah
Announcer: The Adventures of Buffy Calendarthe Coming June 31
"I want us to go fowards, not backwards. Upwards, not forwards. And always twirling, twirling, twirling towards salvation."- Kodos, disguised as Clinton
Edited by - Red Paratroopa on 5/7/2004 6:36:53 PM
Post by: WarpRattler on May 07, 2004, 09:02:56 PM
("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
Post by: Markio on May 07, 2004, 09:32:38 PM
Dyslexia: Dislexics of the world, untie!
Lemonade: If I wasn't so busy running, I'd tell him it's "unite"!
Fire Extinguisher: Who cares! We need to escape!
Dyslexia: You cannot escape, floos! Les't see...*points to Rock* You wasted 30 seconds of my time...*points to Lemonade* And you wasted 4 decones of my time! so together you have 43 seconds to escape! One, Three--
Khaki Pants: Um, excuse me, but thirty plus four is thirty-four, not forty-three.
Dyslexia: Huh? Whaveter! Four--
Khaki Pants: And it's one TWO three.
Dyslexia: Give me a kearb, I'm dyslexic!
Khaki Pants: Ah, but dyslexia is a disorder involving letters, whereas with numbers it is called Discalculia--
*while talking on and on, Lemonade throws Rock at Dyslexia, knoking him unconscious*
Lemonade: Finally, let's go!
Fire Extinguisher: Where to?
Rock: I'm thinking Vegas?
Khaki Pants: Let's-a go!
WILL THEY GO TO VEGAS?
SHOULD DYSLEXIA CHANGE HIS NAME TO DISCALCULIA?
FIND OUT SOON!
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
Edited by - Markio on 5/7/2004 8:34:11 PM
Post by: n/a on May 13, 2004, 01:56:37 PM
We can learn a lot from crayons. They are different colors and some have funny names but they all live together in the same box.
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 13, 2004, 08:32:33 PM
It’s hard to make up your mind when you don’t have one.
Post by: MadRhetoric on May 13, 2004, 08:48:32 PM
1. Thou shalt noteth be stupideth heads.
2. Thou shalteth give me lots of money. Being God is a full time job.
3. Thou shalteth um... I'll get back to you.
4. Thou shalteth be witty, clever, funny and/or female.
5. Five is such a great number, isn't it?
666. Aaaaah Satan!!!11
7. Give the story some freaking continuity people. You're making Chupperson get gray hair. Don't just write some completely and totally random junk down. It needs to have some roots in the previous set of posts, even if it's just a little.
8. Don't do drugs.
9. Don't make baby Jesus cry.
10. By logic 10 would be twice as cool as 5, right?
Post by: MadRhetoric on May 13, 2004, 08:48:58 PM
Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 5/13/2004 7:49:29 PM
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 13, 2004, 10:50:40 PM
Roshan: *zaps back out of timewarp spacerip thing* Woah. Where have I been?
Roy: (Good question.)
Fire Extinguisher: *wrestles with Dyslexia*
All: WTD
Fire: *captures Fire Extinguisher*
Fire Extinguisher: ¡Onnn
Wet: Help me!
Fredzilla: I'd like to drink you, if you don't mind. *bows courteously*
Wet: What exactly AM I, anyway?
Gregor: I haven't the foggiest.
Wet: Fog? Is that what I am?
Vlagranian: LEFT THIRD TOENAIL! Get back here!
Gregor: Coming! Coming!
Vlagranian: Femur! What are you doing?
Fredzilla: I was just going to sample some of this lovely "Wet" here.
Wet: AAAAHHHH *runs ... to the SEA!*
The Atlantic Ocean: I was wondering where you were!
Roy: (AAAHHHH!) *jumps into the Atlantic Ocean*
It’s hard to make up your mind when you don’t have one.
Post by: Insane Steve on May 15, 2004, 10:21:42 PM
1: Insane Steve was, at one time, a regular contributor to the BORED series. However, his posting dropped severly for a period of time during BORED IV and V. Analyse and list the reasons for this occurence.
OR:
2: Using your knowledge of probability, describe how you would come up with a function for rolling the number n at least z times on x n-sided dice. Put your function in terms of n, x, and z.
Any takers for either?
Roshan: This posts sucks. ... And I'd go with #1. I hate probability.
*Roshan has a heart attack for no reason*
Steve: Oops. Exploded you. (No one smites probability.)
~I.S.~
Edited by - Insane Steve on 5/15/2004 9:22:45 PM
Post by: MadRhetoric on July 12, 2004, 04:26:23 PM
Post by: Koopaslaya on July 12, 2004, 04:38:15 PM
In the dim ages all but 2 existed.
When these pests were around, there was but one to fix them. It was JuiceGuy.
JuiceGuy started on his adventure to get the 2 and bring them to justice.
Along the way JuiceGuy met an odd assortment of friends, including WendyJo, and SuperFly.
As Juice guy left he ran into a familiar face.
JG> Hello son
RandomDude> I am your uncle
JG> My father?
RD> No, of course, your father and son.
JG> But this leads me to expectations that I can not fathom.
RD> You will now die
Randomguy won the match. The Quest of JuiceGuy has ended.
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Push Button...
Receive Bacon!
Post by: Insane Steve on July 12, 2004, 05:52:56 PM
BORED does need to be revived, but my writing skills got BLOW'D UP. Maybe later.
~I.S.~
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 12, 2004, 07:25:04 PM
RP: I did it! I solved the probo-essay! I- *trips over a rock and hits his head*
RP's Memory: *gets erased and/or wiped*
RP: No sir, my felt-tip panda can green you in an octopus's martini.
Felt-Tip Panda: I can do what now?
Random Guy: Forgive him, he had his memory erased and/or wiped. He actually thinks this is a substantial BORED post.
FTP: You forgot the TM and the C and the R symbol thingies.
RP: I'm not computer savvy. So sue me.
High-Priced Lawyer: *sues RP*
RP: NOOOOOOOOO!!!
Octopus: Get out of my martini.
"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown