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« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2009, 07:09:03 PM »
...problem that no one cared about. His father locked him in a dark closet when he...
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2009, 08:35:59 PM »
...tried to get a role in a main Mario game.  So Waluigi took a sharp knife and...
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2009, 08:48:04 PM »
...cut a slice of moldy bread found in the corner of the closet. It was the only food...
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Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2009, 08:53:05 PM »
...that Waluigi liked other than tacos, which he had just run out of.  So he made more tacos, too.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Glorb

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« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2009, 09:31:52 PM »
These tacos were probably the most delicious tacos ever made by mortal man, although they were missing something. Something...
every

« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2009, 09:55:33 PM »
...like human FLESH! So Waluigi cut off his pinky finger and put it in the taco. A taste test was...
« Last Edit: June 27, 2009, 09:57:08 PM by PaperLuigi »
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2009, 10:31:20 PM »
...in order, but just then, Nintendo representatives burst in, offering Waluigi a starring role in his own game.  Waluigi nearly had...
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2009, 11:22:54 PM »
...enough credentials to star in his own game, but he lacked personality. So the Nintendo representatives shut the closet door again. Oh man!

EDIT: Edited to get the word count right.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2009, 12:04:02 AM by PaperLuigi »
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2009, 11:33:25 PM »
Dejected, Waluigi turned back from the door and fell to the floor, tears pouring from every orifice in his face. His shirt was soon...
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2009, 11:56:22 PM »
...drenched with blood because he cut his wrists! Wario found Waluigi in the closet, smacked him and told him to stop being a baby.

EDIT: How about we list the number of words in our post to make it easier for the next person?

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EDIT 2: Hm...Glorb was one word off on his last post.
« Last Edit: June 28, 2009, 12:02:22 AM by PaperLuigi »
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2009, 01:48:34 AM »
"Shut your fat face," Waluigi weakly shouted, his voice as loud as his drained body could muster. He grabbed Wario with his limpening hands, lifting him...

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"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2009, 02:28:18 AM »
...one millimeter (as he was too weak to lift him above his head). Waluigi quickly passed out. His older brother took pity on him and brought Waluigi...

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Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2009, 06:53:01 AM »
...to the guillotine to die a quick and painless death.  On the way there, however, Waluigi woke up, and using the knife he still had, he stabbed at...

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"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2009, 09:49:34 AM »
...Wario's pocket, causing his coins to fall through a grate. So Waluigi had to work for Robotnik to pay off his debt, thus getting him where he is today...

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Rao

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« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2009, 10:11:00 AM »
"My my!" shouted I! "This is the most coherent and smoothly going thread I've seen on Forum Games in weeks!" Then I was sucked into a vortex as punishment for...

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What's your problem, Cambodian?

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