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Author Topic: Mario - How Do I Breathe  (Read 12363 times)

Fifth

  • Quadruped
« on: July 14, 2007, 01:08:16 AM »


You may have seen the ads saying such.

If not:
Go Moon!

SolidShroom

  • Poop Man
« Reply #1 on: July 14, 2007, 01:09:41 AM »
Wow, so people find Mario sexy when he wonders how he breathes underwater? People have some freaking weird tastes nowadays.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #2 on: July 14, 2007, 01:21:35 AM »
1. Check that mouth and/or nose is clear.
2. Contract diaphragm.
3. Release diaphragm.
4. ????
5. PROFIT!
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #3 on: July 14, 2007, 01:34:44 AM »
1. Firefox
2. Adblock Plus and Adblock Filter.G Updater
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
'Cause I can't even see that GIF, Fifth. Not even when I copy its URL to the address bar. Nice underwater block and coral sprite effects.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

N64 Chick

  • one ticked chick
« Reply #4 on: July 14, 2007, 02:27:34 AM »
Mario inhaled a pair of Magical Air Fairies a really long time ago. They found his lungs comfortable and decided to live in them forever. Mario demands that they keep his lungs filled with air at all times, rather than charge them rent. It's quite a common occurence in the Mushroom Kingdom, actually. The reason he has an air limit in some games is because his Air Fairies are out of town on vacation in those games.

Sadly, when Mario gets old, he'll die from a combination of memory loss and suffocation. The Fairies will go on a vacation and he'll forget to breathe while they're gone.

Woot. Randomness.
Fangirling over Luigi since 1999.

« Reply #5 on: July 14, 2007, 03:16:26 AM »

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #6 on: July 14, 2007, 09:00:54 AM »
I love the picture, fifth.  Very clever.

Mario inhaled a pair of Magical Air Fairies a really long time ago. They found his lungs comfortable and decided to live in them forever. Mario demands that they keep his lungs filled with air at all times, rather than charge them rent. It's quite a common occurence in the Mushroom Kingdom, actually. The reason he has an air limit in some games is because his Air Fairies are out of town on vacation in those games.

Sadly, when Mario gets old, he'll die from a combination of memory loss and suffocation. The Fairies will go on a vacation and he'll forget to breathe while they're gone.

Woot. Randomness.
Wow.  You should write a fanfic about those fairies. (once you've finished your other fanfics, or run out of ideas for them, or need to take a break from them)

Wow, so people find Mario sexy when he wonders how he breathes underwater? People have some freaking weird tastes nowadays.
I dunno, I think he looks kinda cute in that picture. :)
Regards, Uncle Dolan

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #7 on: July 14, 2007, 04:41:21 PM »
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #8 on: July 14, 2007, 07:16:10 PM »
Judging by these ads, I'd say we're the biggest Mario fans there are. I just want to beat up those stupid Akon fans!
every

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #9 on: July 15, 2007, 12:07:40 PM »
I just remembered something about SMG: How does Mario breathe in space?
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #10 on: July 15, 2007, 02:29:12 PM »
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #11 on: July 16, 2007, 12:22:37 PM »
I have a feeling he may have borrowed a few Blue Lums from Rayman.

« Reply #12 on: July 16, 2007, 06:11:30 PM »
Nice artwork.

But with my css script and a bunch of major ad servers blocked with the Terminal, most ads don't appear on my browser anymore, those Google ones included.
"Be yourself. Everyone else is taken."

« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2007, 08:19:19 AM »
looking good! i like it :)

« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2007, 03:50:10 PM »
I just remembered something about SMG: How does Mario breathe in space?

He doesn't. That's a Mario-esque robot. ;P
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

N64 Chick

  • one ticked chick
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2007, 09:32:04 PM »
Wow.  You should write a fanfic about those fairies. (once you've finished your other fanfics, or run out of ideas for them, or need to take a break from them)

I've got my hands full at the moment. Finishing LAS3. Reviving MGWV. All that good stuff. Though if I were to do such a crazy thing, it would totally go in the other fanfics department along with A Kirby Picnic and Melee Café.
« Last Edit: July 19, 2007, 11:13:19 PM by N64 Chick »
Fangirling over Luigi since 1999.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #16 on: December 30, 2007, 09:00:11 PM »


Looks like Mario put out a new album.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #17 on: December 30, 2007, 10:08:38 PM »
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #18 on: December 30, 2007, 10:40:12 PM »
Yeah this is the album that actually has that song.

(Hey, that baby is wearing Mario clothes.)

« Reply #19 on: December 31, 2007, 01:23:39 AM »
Good point. Videogames don't have to make sense. Movies based on videogames make that very clear, where it just seems absurd.

You didn't say wot wot.

« Reply #20 on: December 31, 2007, 10:42:47 AM »
Wait, what?
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #21 on: May 29, 2008, 04:39:23 AM »

« Reply #22 on: January 07, 2012, 06:58:50 AM »
When you unlock the alternate title screens in Mario Kart 7, one of them explicitly shows Mario holding his breath while driving underwater.

« Reply #23 on: January 07, 2012, 03:23:28 PM »
Holding his breath? You mean there's not some kind of magical air bubble that allows drivers to breathe while underwater?
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #24 on: January 07, 2012, 04:26:06 PM »
My brother showed that to me and I was both puzzled and made profoundly aware of the reality of underwater driving. Somebody should try parking in the middle of an aquatic race and make him sweat it out.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

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