Fungi Forums
Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Johnny_Macho on October 14, 2007, 10:13:07 AM
-
The rules to this game is that the first poster will wish for something, and the next poster will write how your wish backfires and then something they wish for.
Example:
post1: I wish for a dog
post2: a dog appears and bites your head off. I wish for a ninja star.
I'll start,
I wish for some donuts.
-
All the donuts explode in your face (they were really bombs.)
I wish for a 1961 Gibson SG with a Bigsby vibrato arm.
-
Instead, a 1958 Gibson Les Paul with a Cherry Sunburst finish appears! Noes!
I wish for a kick in the groin.
-
You get kicked in the groin and set on fire at the same time.
I wish for world peace.
-
Instead, Bush somehow gets reelected. With the ghost of Ulysses S. Grant as vice-president. Ooh, buuurn!
I wish for, like, a pony. With an Xbox 360 strapped to its back.
-
The pony explodes in your face, and instead of an XboX 360, you get a regular XboX. Bwahahaha!
I wish for a jet pack!
-
The jet pack works too well and you fly directly into the sun.
I wish that my next wish will get corrupted.
-
Instead your wish stays just like it is.
I wish for a nice cup of tea.
-
Instead you get a BAD cup of tea. A BAD one.
I wish for real ultimate power.
-
You do get ultimate power...over yourself. Wait, that was really inspirational!
I wish Mario was my best friend.
-
Luigi becomes your best friend.
I wish Osama Bin Laden was a fairy princess.
-
Osama gets fairyfied, but he sure makes an ugly girl.
I wish for some sweet-smelling incense.
-
Unfortunately, it only smells sweet to people with no sense of smell. (Wait, what?)
I wish that I can get a Wii soon.
-
Instead, a PS3 shows up on your doorstep with a note saying You owe us $100,000,000.
I wish I had a piece of string and a rock to wind the string around.
-
You get a piece of rock and a string to wind the rock around.
I wish... I wish... I wish I were a fish.
-
And get served as the 'Dish of the day' at a Sushi bar. I wish for Super Mario 128.
-
Instead, you only get Super Mario Galaxy. *huff*
I wish I could give people that look where you raise one eyebrow when they say something weird.
-
Your left eyebrow gets shav-ed off.
I wish for Dimentio. :D
-
You get O'Chunks.
I wish I knew what to wish for.
-
A tiny goblin jumps into your ear to try and tell you. Although, it's quite painful having a goblin climb into your ear...
I wish for a scooter.
-
Instead, you get a totally rad unicycle chopper with actual flames all over it.
I wish for something really terrible.
-
You get something really terrible.
I wish for David Bowie. :D
-
Instead you get strong sad dressed as David Bowie
I wish for a tank
-
You get a fish tank. XD
I wish I was a crab! ... With two heads!
-
You turn into a crab with three heads and one of them is your future mother-in-law.
I wish the eagle could fly with the dove.
-
Granted. The dove eats the dove.(O.o)
I wish I could get SkullBaluchimon on my team.
-
T·O·O·BAD. You get a Bidoof.
I wish you'd disappoint me.
-
Instead, I astound you by playing the "Free Bird" guitar solo backwards on a flute.
I wish I knew what the Cloverfield monster was! Tehhll meeee!
-
Only to find out he is a dwarf with a Britney Spears fixation. I wish for a definite Mario canon.
-
Instead, a definite Mario cannon appears and blasts you to smithereens!
I wish for a fretless guitar.
-
Instead, you get a guitar with so many frets you can't POSSIBLY have enough fingers to use them!
I wish I were poor.
-
ONE-HUNDRED THOOOOOUUUUSAND DOLLAAAARRRS!!!!
I wish I had super-powers.
-
You recieved weak powers! Now you can't lift a 1 pound stone!
Man, I wish I can make good forum games...
-
You turn into a pie.
I wish I knew where to find GrandDracmon at On Proxy Island.
-
Instead, you just fall and skin your knee.
I wish people would appreciate my hi-larious puns. Gears of War/Ears of Corn? Priceless!
-
Instead, everyone stares at you because they don't get the joke.
I wish I was president of the US.
-
You become the vice-vice-president of the United States of Yourself.
I wish I were a sasquatch.
-
You become a yeti.
I wish I could figure out what Bush is trying to say. :P
-
instead you understand what a bush says
I wish for a camel.
-
You get a horse with a fake hump.
I wish for a saxophone.
-
Instead you get Lisa Simpson, who plays a saxaphone but won't let you use it.
I wish I could be Peter Griffin!
-
instead you become Meg
I wish for a bad pun.
-
You do, sadly, get a bad pun. (Ears of Corn!)
I wish I were an excellent fiddler, just in case the devil challenges me to a fiddle-playing contest.
-
Instead you are good at just the guitar, so the devil went back to Georgia with your soul. Ouch.
I wish I had Glorb's soul.
-
Your gets turned into a bomb.
I wish I was a googolaire.
-
You get Google.
I wish... I wish...
I wish the goblins would come take you away... right now!
-
They take you away instead. :P
I wish I knew about stuff.
-
It's about what your parents do when you are not around.
I wish I could hear out of my left ear again.
-
It's about what your parents do when you are not around.
Dude, I can't believe you just said that.
-
Instead you do believe he said that.
I wish I had Mario's mustache that he ripped off on a bet.
-
Instead you do believe he said that.
That wasn't a wish.
-
The genie has spoken!
I wish for mario's mustache again
-
Instead, you just get Mario's moustache the first time...or something.
I wish that this new rock 'n' roll guitar stuff wasn't so loud!
-
Instead you get chased down a hill by a giant base drum.
I wish I could score a million points on guitar hero like stan and kyle did.
-
You get the same "You are @&%#" message they got.
I wish Kenny would start getting killed again.
-
Instead, he continues living.
I wish this wish would only be corrupted a little bit.
-
Instead you get pwn'd by sp@m mail.
I wish for los huevos frios con queso en el desayuno . (ha! an Italian speaking Spanish! how great)
-
Instead some crazy guy pops up out of a hole and says "¿No habla Español?"
I wish that I was a piano string.
-
You turn into a violin string
I wish for a hotel
-
Instead you get a motel where they kill peopel adn make SNUFF FLIMS1
I wish I didn't just make a poorly-spelled Vacancy reference.
-
Instead you didn't just make a poorly-spelled occupancy reference.
I wish Dr. Cox from scrubs was my best friend
-
Instead you break your coccyx.
I wish I were a computer.
-
Blah blah blah, your needs!
I wish Johnny macho had a taco wearing a poncho with a Mexican named Paco.
-
You get all that, but the taco is a crappy Taco Bell taco.
I wish I knew how to play "Iron Man" with a Game Boy and a rubber band.
-
Universe explodes.
I want to have a notebook.
-
you get a notebook, but a dog pukes on it
i wish i had my weight in gold
-
Instead, you get freezing cold.
I wish this lamp was easier to turn on.
-
i think the point of corrupt a wish is to give them their wish, but make something screw it up, not give them something completely different.
example: i wish i had a million dollars-granted, but it's monopoly money
-
Did you not get how "gold" rhymes with "cold"?
-
Actually, Gold and Cold are two different things. What he meant was that you are supposed to give him his weight in gold, but it's messed up somehow.
Example: You recieve your weight in gold because you get turned into gold itself. Or, you recieve your weight in gold after you sue for losing the entire lower half of your body from the neck down (since he's only a head, he only gets a little bit of gold).
-
I personally think that making you wish completely screw up randomly (e.g. Universe explodes) was funnier. I say it should be moderately relevant, but not so much that it's boring.
I wish for a dead kitten(don't say I got a live kitten).
-
Granted, but it comes to life and eats your brains out.
I wish they would change the U.S. currency to Pesos.
-
Instead it gets changed to euros.
I wish that my keyboard was a spaceship.
-
It flies you into the Sun and you melt.
I wish for a beard.
-
Granted, but it is long and get caught in a large mechanical fan, which pulls you in and chops you into a million pieces.
Instead it gets changed to euros.
I wish that my keyboard was a spaceship.
-.- You don't get it. It's supposed to come true, but something goes wrong, like "Granted, but Mexico does not want you to steal their currency and takes all the pesos away."
-
What gave you the idea that you can control what people say on this thread? You didn't start it, Johnny Macho did, and so far I don't see him saying anything about how I post!
-
Clearly you've never played the corrupted wish game. Look at the other posts in this thread. Golly gosh.
-
Dude, I was in it from the beginning! I was the second person to post! Read the first page of the thread!
-
-.- You don't get it. It's supposed to come true, but something goes wrong, like "Granted, but Mexico does not want you to steal their currency and takes all the pesos away."
Not necessarily, I did say that you say how the wish backfires, but I meant that it backfires in any way. It doesn't need to stay on the wish, I would've put that but I never knew an argument would've came up about it. So now that I cleared the air of both this and by spraying an air freshener over the silent fart someone layed (I'm not pointing any fingers), we shall continue onto the game.
I wish for a picture of Lenny from the simpsons.
-
You got it, but... your dog fu, errr, pwnd it.
I want a coockie.
-
You get a coockie, minus the unneeded extra C.
I wish for a car made of laser discs.
-
It melts in the sun. also, it's made from your favorite old-enough-to-be-made-into-a-laser-disk movies, special limited edition.
I wish I wasn't so indifferent.
-
Instead, you become extremely nosy in other people's lives, eventually leading to a trip to the emergency room.
I wish I had mad pwning skillz, or something.
-
You get mad phoning skillz, and end up as an operator in a tiny Texas town called Pwnage.
I wish the real world would just stop hassling me.
-
You are sent to a world with no people in it at all.
I wish I had a bigger shower in my house. :(
-
Granted, but it is over a pit of bull sharks and the floor is very thin.
I wish I had Super Smash Bros. Brawl (don't say "instead you get ____" or anything)
-
It's for a system that hasn't been invented yet.
I wish I had a lightbulb for a head!
-
You are given a lightbulb and some surgical tools and told to change it yourself.
I wish the Sci-Fi Channel wouldn't show Bruce Almighty.
-
Granted, but all they ever play is Sex and the City.
I wish I had another GameBoy Advance
-
Instead, you get a tongue depressor.
I wish I were a Ninji.
-
Your wish comes true, then Mario picks you up and throws you down a cliff.
I wish I was one of the rabbits from "Watership Down".
-
Granted, but the wish confuses the name of the movie with part of the wish, so you are teleported to a sinking ship.
I wish I were Mario Mario.
-
You get turned into Mario Mario from the Mario Bros. movie.
I wish I were crazy!
-
Granted, but you wake up in a mental institution wearing a straitjacket. To tempt you more, there is a bag of gummy bears on a table in front of you.
I wish
-
You explode
I wish I had a dog with a saddle.
-
It's a Chihuahua, and riding give both you and your steed great pain, also, it makes your behind smell like wet dog and tacos.
I wish my report would write itself.
-
You get turned into a piece of paper and a pencil, so now you are your report, so, um, yeah...
I wish knew what I was talking about.
-
Granted, but you are talking about drugs. The police catch you dealing and kill you after your fellow dealer pulls out a gun.
I wish for socks.
-
They are stinkier than The Stinkiest Socks Of The World!
I want nothing.
-
People realize how selfless and humble you are, and you get a huge following. Eventually, you write a book that makes millions, and you end up a crabby old man locked in a mansion somewhere with your many possessions.
I wish I was a happy monkey in a jungle eating a banana.
-
Instead, you're just a naked human sitting in the jungle eating a banana, which is quite embarassing.
I wish I had a genie.
P.S. 100th reply!
-
You had a GameGenie.
I WANT 2 ROXOR U & THEN ROFL
-
A duckbilled platypus pops out of a hole in the wall and says "No thanks I just ate."
I wish the the grass was purple and the sky was puce.
-
You get really bored of the colors after about 80 years or so and wish that the grass was green and the sky was blue.
I wish cars ran on mushrooms instead of gas so we could all go super fast.
-
Granted, but you go so fast that you crash into a wall. While checking under the hood of your car, you look at the mushrooms which are golden. They are so bright your eyes disintegrate.
I wish you couldn't corrupt this wish.
-
Yet nothing is gain, nice use of a wish.
I wish for popcorn.
-
You get Adam West with a bag of creamed corn complaining about how movie creamed corn is too crunchy. (Did anyone else see that episode of Family Guy?)
I wish J.D. from scrubs was my best friend since Dr. Cox couldn't because that wish was corrupted earlier.
-
Some dude named Joe Davis shows up with some sponges and tells you to start cleaning his bathtub.
I wish I were a member on the Smurof Ignuf.
-
Instead, your letter, simply saying "Make me a member", is sent to the French Foreign Legion by accident, which is not what you wanted at all.
I wish for...*acgk*
-
You get pwn'd
I wish I can punt a small animal.
Some dude named Joe Davis shows up with some sponges and tells you to start cleaning his bathtub.
I wish I were a member on the Smurof Ignuf.
Can I still call him J.D.?
-
instead you kick a big guy named Hawakajuan. Good wish Johnny_Macho
I wish I knew Johnny_Macho more.
-
Instead, he calls the police on your sorry butt for knowing too much...or something.
I wish I didn't have this effin' song stuck in my effin' head!
-
Instead you get pwn'd by sp@m mail.
I wish for los huevos frios con queso en el desayuno . (ha! an Italian speaking Spanish! how great)
you want cold balls with cheese?
Intead you get warm balls with no cheese!
I wish that famous!
-
you want cold balls with cheese?
Intead you get warm balls with no cheese!
No, It's "I want Fries eggs with cheese." Anyway,
instead You get that stuff with cheese.
I wish for six turtle doves, not two, six! Because a turtle dove is a turtle and A dove mixed together so it's a flying turtle! Awsome!
-
You get a band of kazoo-playing monkeys to serenade you all night long.
I wish for dang old public radio.
-
Public radio makes a comeback, but no one cares, since the internet has filled the void radio had made.
I wish for peace on Earth
-
instead you get peace on mars.
I wish my name was robert.
-
Instead, your name is Roberta, which is a GIRL'S NAME HAW HAW!
I wish someone would tape me doing something hi-larious and make it into a viral video.
-
Somebody tapes you, puts you on YouTube, then somebody that you know gets jeolous and destrays you!
I wish that I had a PSP
-
Instead you get an SPS (Super Portable Stump)
I wish for 5 things that have nothing to do with nothing doing with anything always.
-
Instead you get an idiot that dosent know what you just said.
I wish that Nintendo would make Lizard Dude a playable charicter.
-
LD becomes a playable character but he is the worst Nintendo character EVER made, so Nintendo gets sued for that and goes out of business (Sorry LD)
I wish that I could think what to think for
-
Instead you are given the ability to think...forever...eh...uh?
I wish I were a playable character in Solid Snake and Pac-Man at the Special Olympics.
-
Instead you are the guy laughing in the stands at the people in the special Olympics and you go to hell.
I wish for a pair of goggles.
-
Instated you accidentally buy Google.com (on eBay) and go into dept for the rest of your life.
I wish for this wish to be granted.
-
Instead, you get traded around like currency in prison. Did I mention you're in prison?
I wish Lara Croft wud come to mt hiwsw!
-
she comes, slaps you, then leaves I wish for The Bigs (PSP)
-
Yeah? well I wish you wouldn't put so many spaces between your wish and your answer! Oh and, the PSP blows up.
-
sorry, I was (and still am) using the PSP Web Browser!!!!!
-
sorry, I was (and still am) using the PSP Web Browser!!!!!
That browser is sweeet, I wish I had one.
-
You get the browser but it malfunctions and destroys your account on TMK. Oh, and you aren't missed.
I wish that North and South Dakota would put aside their differences and become one big Dakota.
-
They do and then they declare war on your house.
I wish Wario would come to my school and start throwing things.
-
He does, and he throws them at YOU!
And while we're wishing, I wish I had a pony.
-
It poops all over your living room and you have to sell it to make glue.
I wish I had 22 inch pythons, brotha!
-
Instead you get 23 1/2 inch pythons and they lay on your bed and refuse to get off forcing you to sleep in the cold.
I wish that Deezer would walk through the door and pat me on the back.
-
Instead he takes a piece of bread from his sack of horrors and forces you to stare at it until you break down and lose all sanity as he laughs demonically.
I wish Weezer would walk through the door and...uh...play a song.
-
While he is playing the song LD walks in and slaps him upside the head causing him to choke on his own um... gallbladder...
I wish that Deezer resigns as ruler of the FF and I claim the throne.
-
Deezer resigns imperial ruling and forces metric upon the FF; you claim the toilet.
I wish that I knew PERL.
-
Instead you get some Pearls, sell them on Ebay, the guy you sold them to sends a solid gold cougar statue instead of money but it turns out the statue was stolen from Deezer so he bans you from the sight and you get arrested for possession of stolen property and you go to jail.
I wish that my computer would grow a face and give me some good advice on picking up women.
-
Instead it gives advice on how to get men.
I wish I could sing duets with mario. <_< >_> What?
-
You get to sing duets with "Captain" Lou Albano, who is close enough.
I wish were a real Guitar Hero.
-
Granted. Except the amplifier blows up while you're playing and you die.
I wish that some forum members would start using spell check.
-
Some1 ho cnt splz awnsrz ur qustin dan u di frm teh non knwin wht thy wr syig.
Translation (Someone who can't spell answers your question and you die from not knowing what they were saying)
I wish I could Draw better.
-
You learn how to draw better, but all you can draw is Pokémon fan art.
I wish I was a palindrome.
-
Everyone makes fun of you because your new name is Uglybuttttubylgu.
I wish that I had a CT.
-
The Mods give you a horribly negative CT and you take out your anger on an inanimate object.
I wish I lived in a bubble.
-
The bubble floats high into the sky while you're in it and pops and you plummet to certain death.
I wish I was a computer wiz.
-
Instead, you become the Wizard, and proclaim that you love the Novint Falcon, it's so bad.
I wish Cthulhu would give me that 11 bucks he owes me.
-
He does give you 11 bucks, but instead of obtaining currency, you get 11 large male deer.
I wish I could get an authentic trillion-dollar bill.
-
Granted, but it's a pellican bill worth 1,000,000,000 dollars, and it grew on your face overnight, and if it is removed, you will feel great pain.
I wish that I was a Pokemon Ranger that had a Salamance as my partner Pokemon.
-
Granted. But your Salamance bites your head off and flys away.
I wish that, That scary clown at the end of my bed would go away and stop telling me to eat at Mc Donald's.
-
Granted. But now that scary red headed girl keeps coming into your room telling you to eat Wendy's.
I wish that I could meet the cast of The Office.
-
Granted, but they make you get cups of tea for them, for the rest of your life.
I wish I could play the piano.
-
Granted, you learn to play the piano masterfully but then you end of breaking your fingers all at the same time on this one hard song.
I wish I we had done this earlier!
-
ungranted matey
I wish me was captain of me own vessle
-
We, all want something! Quit whinin' and work for it! Oh, and, like, it explodes.
I wish my sensei would teach me how to turn invisible! Believe it!
-
ye wish granted, but nobody sees you and ye walk the plank because ye need attention
I wish me had 3 more wishes
-
You get the original wish back that you just wasted.
I wish I had a wish that could not possibly backfire on me!
-
Granted. The wish does not backfire on you. You spend the rest of your life as a lonely old man living in a pickle jar, obsessing over that one wasted wish. Until one day...
I wish I knew whether it's "It's still alive" played backwards, which sounds like "Help us", or the other way around.
-
You are arrested for attempting it.
I wish for another wish
-
Granted, but that wish is not granted.
I wish I had a bigger attention span.
-
you get hyper ADD.
I wish for better typing skills.
-
All of your fingers break and you have to use your nose to type in these forums.
I wish i had a gun.
-
you get gum, but it explodes in your mouth.
I wish that I knew EVERYTHING!
-
Wish granted, and learn that you will die in 5 seconds.
I wish I could eat sand and drink mud.
-
Wish granted, but you spend the next five years in the hospital as they fix your stomach up as a result of what happened. (Hope you have good insurance).
I wish my girl and I could move away to Great Britain and set up business there despite the fact neither of us has a degree in anything yet.
-
Wish granted, but you must spend the next 20 years trying to get a degree.
I wish Wario was a better fighter in Brawl.
-
Wish granted, but he becomes so awesome at fighting that not only is he banned from tournaments but from casual play (against both humans and computers as well), making him unselectable but still astoundingly good.
I wish PAL regions got Brawl at the same time NTSC regions did. >:(
-
The wish granter has no clue what this "region" thing is all about. (Someone tell me, please? I'm confused over here.)
I wish for my own private art studio with unlimited access to unlimited art supplies to make endless comics and gain instant worldwide fame. Oh, and some chicken tenders.
-
Wish granted, but your art studio is out in the middle of nowhere and you get recognized not for artwork, but for being a hermit. Also, you get chicken tenders, but there's a meat recall the day after you eat them.
About PAL vs NTSC: I did TV announcements in high school and used to see these letters all over the studio so I asked the teacher one day and he said PAL is a different signal and, if I remember, is what most of Europe uses instead of NTSC, which I think is the American standard. Not sure what Japan has though.
I wish I had Albert Pujols on my fantasy baseball team. I got snubbed in the draft order again this year.
-
Granted, but you accidentally get Michael Jordan and you're all like what because Michael Jordan isn't a baseball player he's a basketball player except yeah he was a baseball player for a while but you get what I mean.
I wish Cthulhu would go out with me.
-
Wish granted, and he ends up eating you.
I wish for the Iraq war to end (try coming up with bad stuff for that)!
-
It ends, but 1 month later WW3 is started, it lasts for 100 years! (that good enough for ya?)
I wish Brawl was better!
-
Wish granted, and you get a game so darn good that your head explodes.
I wish for a bowl of soup.
-
Soup Nazi says NO SOUP FOR YOU!
I wish for a million bucks! No, ten milion bucks!
-
Your wish is granted. You are immediately crushed by a stampede of 10 million deer.
I wish I remembered what show that was from!
-
A DVD of Wakko's Wish falls on top of you.
I wish for... a nice thing!
-
Granted. You get a one-dollar bill. Way to waste a wish, wastey.
I wish they'd make a new Ghostbusters.
-
They make it, but like many long overdue sequels, it blows.
I wish I had friends.
-
you get friends, but thay all turn on you, one by one.
I wish for 1 Million Dollars, in american money, that I won't get in trouble for, and I can do what ever I want with it, and I get it when I want to! (try to do something now!)
-
You get the million dollars and learn that money can't buy happiness.
I wish there were more "YOU MUST DIE" YTP on YouTube.
-
Wish granted, then you find out youe the one who they want dead. O_O;
I wish I had a pet elephant!
-
you get one, but it accidentally sits on you
I wish all of those "when will you die" ads will stop showing up
-
Wish granted, but they're replaced by ads that say "You're going to die in your sleep tonight", which you really didn't want to know.
I wish I could get the story I'm working on published.
-
after its published, it sells 1 copy and that was to your mom.
I wish for this wish to not backfire!
-
You wish does not backfire. Yay!
I wish for a pizza, and a soda.
-
Soda was shook up, you open it, it explodes causing Chuck Norris to come out. He then roundhouse kicks you in the face. Pizza is still okay though! :D
I wish for infinite knowledge!
-
Ignorance is bliss, knowledge is misery. Therefore, you are sad for the rest of your life due to your infinite knowledge/misery.
I wish for Heywood Banks' "If Pigs Had Wings" CD! *singing* Don't wipe it on me, Marie, I don't know where you got it...
-
Wish granted, but the disc is scratched.
I wish I could get my old pair of cleats completely refurbished, since it's too hard to find good ones these days!
-
Granted, but a yokel steals them.
I wish I had a beutiful girlfriend.
-
She is beautiful, but for you she's ugly, stinks and like to eat your sh**.
I wish for 2 147 483 647 (0111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111 1111) cakes.
-
It turns out the cake is a lie. [/nerdycliche]
I wish The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny was on Rock Band.
-
It's on the PS3 version
I wish the next person would wish for me.
-
Instead, the person after ME wishes for you.
I wish.
-
It's on the PS3 version
Noooooooooo!
I wish.
Your wish is assumed to be for a kick in the balls, which is granted.
I wish for this wish to be not not granted literally on opposite day.
-
a giant rock falls on you
I wish phones weren't so annoying
-
a giant rock falls on you
I wish phones weren't so annoying
The giant rock thing is following me! Granted, but the iphone loses tons of $$$ and sues you.
I wish my spoon was to big!
-
Granted, it's soo big it crushes you.
I wish for world peace.
-
you get world peace for a week and then World War 3 starts.
I wish that I had Mario Kart Wii.
-
I beat you to it.
I wish I ruled the world!
-
I end up ruling the world with you as my court jester.
I wish had no brain.
-
you get world peace for a week and then World War 3 starts.
I wish that I had Mario Kart Wii.
Technically, World war 4 starts. World war 3 was Bush vs Gore. I end up ruling the world with you as my court jester.
I wish had no brain.
2 giant rocks fall on you
-
Argh!!@# No wish!
I wish Cypress Hill were like right here in my living room.
-
An actual hill falls on top of you instead.
I wish my wish wouldn't get corrupted.
-
Well too bad, 'cause it did.
I wish my wish will get corrupted.
Even if somebody says "You wish will not get corrupted", it will still get corrupted because the uncorruption will corrupt it and create a paradox.
-
o.k. I'm confused
I wish I had Pikmin 3
-
You get Mario Party 9.
I wish that Glorb could be even moar funny.
-
Glorb loses his sense of humor.
I wish DC would make better movies.
-
The new movies they make are so awesome, your face melts off.
I wish for a pretty rainbow. :3
-
The rainbow is red with blue polka-dots. It makes you have a seizure.
I wish... Raining Ducks!
-
A giant duck lands on you and you have a seizure from looking at rainbows.
I wish for... Mario Party 57!
-
You get Pikmin 3.
I wish that life wasn't tough.
-
You get struck by reality.
I wish for a fluffy pillow.
-
It's so fluffy that it smothers you.
I wish for better internet reception at my college.
-
Granted, but the internet connection is so great, the robot secretly hidden in the basement of your college gets so stressed, it shoots itself.
I wish I could get to the Secret Page (OMG!).
-
You make it there but your computer dies out before anything but the background loads.
I wish I liked salad.
-
You eat too much salad and become fat.
I wish I had a kitten.
-
You have a kitten... for breakfast.
I wish the blinds in my window worked.
-
You go blind.
I wish I was blind, too.
-
The blinds in your window work.
I wish I could see.
-
Your eyes get hurt from staring at the sun through your blinds while your blind, thus making you lose sight of you blind blindness!
I wish for 3 more wishes.
-
You get three more wishes, but then I decide to revoke them for lulz.
I wish.
-
[Error!] Your wish is thrown out a window because it wasn't complete.
I wish that I was a moderator.
-
You become a moderate oar.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.qualityadventure.com%2Fimages%2Fktp3large.jpg&hash=3f9b59e19984f31bc9efc2f28b9f5610)
I wish for more cookies.
-
You get broccoli-chip cookies and brussels sprouts-nut cookies.
I wish my post count was 10,000.
-
Instead, you get 9,999 posts and reach the max.
I wish my Xbox 360 things would stop breaking.
-
Your accessories are repaired, but the console spontaneously combusts.
I wish I didn't use such big words.
-
You catch pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis) and die.
I wish Turtlekid1 would rise from the dead.
-
he already back (look at the post above yours), oh, and I forgot to tell you he just got killed again.
I wish that my dad would give me those $500 he owes me.
-
he gives you 500 dollars... in giftcards to babies r us.
I wish for a pizza.
-
A pizza is delivered to your door... by my dead zombie-self.
I wish for... a banana split!
-
A banana split you.
I wish for House to never be preempted by ball games.
-
House watches a ball game the whole next episode.
I wish a PS3 would slam into the back of my head.
-
You realize you're in the wrong thread and keep on going back and forth between this and The Pointless Topic!™ until your head explodes.
I wish for a vacation to Hawaii.
-
You get pushed into an active volcano during your stay.
I wish the Pokemon anime were as fun to watch as the games are to play.
-
It becomes so fun that you can't stop watching it.
Red and green COMBINED?
-
Your post is moved to the right topic.
I wish I wouldn't tear through Rave Master so fast.
-
You tear through it so slow it takes you, like, forever.
I wish my l33t DnB crew could make it to the finals.
-
they do, but you lose and are branded worst of the bunch.
I wish for a thunder storm, RIGHT NOW!!!
-
You get hail instead.
I wish for a... wish.
-
It was corrupted.
I wish I was Sonic the Hedgehog and I could be revived perfectly normal every time I died or fell into a pit.
-
Your voice is replaced with an even worse voice with no prior notice.
I wish everyone else checked the friend codes topics as often as I do now that I have working internets.
-
Everyone but you starts checking friend code topics frequently.
I wish I could play 358/2 days right now.
-
You play 358/2 days every day, aging at 179 times the normal rate and dying an early death.
I wish I knew why my leg hurts.
-
Llamas! (wait what?)
Are pringles nutritious?
-
Erm, no. And your wish gets corrupted...somehow.
I wish those Java Monster drinks weren't so addictive.
-
They become non-addictive and you become depressed
As for my earlier post, I was tired (and I still am) and I was thinking it was the ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer topic.
oh and I wish for a jar of yummy apricot jelly.
-
You get some mutant apricot jelly that eats you in three bites.
I wish my hair was straight.
-
Your hair becomes so straight, it's crazy. Later, you are locked up in a menal institution.
I wish "frohned" would catch on.
-
It catches on to your leg and never lets go, moderately niggling you the rest of your life.
I wish files would copy faster onto my new computer.
-
Your files copy so fast they make your CPU explode.
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.
-
The eyes are prostetic and are added on with only 1% sticky, non-working glue and they stay on until you leave the hospital. When you leave, they fall out and you go blind (because they needed to use your front eyes).
I wish that Breaking Dawn and Midnight Sun would come out quicker.
-
They come out in 10,000 B.C. and are lost with Atlantis.
I wish Atlantis wouldn't have been lost.
-
Atlantis is found, and there turns out to be a race of man-eating aliens living there and they take over the world.
I wish air pollution would go away.
-
Lots of effort is spent reducing air pollution, which causes noise pollution to spiral out of control.
Atlantis is found, and there turns out to be a race of man-eating aliens living there and they take over the world.
I wish someone would make this into the next Indiana Jones movie.
-
They make the next Indiana Jones movie, but it's called "Indiana Jones and the Nursing Home of Doom."
I wisssh for fisssh, precious.
-
The magic Dr. Seuss dish breaks, Gollum.
I wish I hadn't folded up that paper Mario four years ago and made it look lousy.
-
Get a paper cut from the Paper Mario, which allows all your guts and organs to escape.
I wish I could break the laws of physics.
-
You get caught, tried, convicted, and sentenced to life without parole.
I wish... for your freedom, Genie!