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Miscellaneous => General Chat => Not at the Dinner Table => Topic started by: Presidente on January 17, 2008, 09:05:32 PM
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I thought it might be a good idea to share some of the conspiracies we know around here. Whether it be government or old movies it doesn't matter as long as it's a conspiracy! I'll start.
If you type in a word document Q33 NY (the name of one of the flights that hit in 9/11) and turn it into a font called Wingdings... well you'll have to see for yourself.
Anyone else have any ideas?
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And quickly debunk them!
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/wingdings.asp
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If you type in a word document Q33 NY (the name of one of the flights that hit in 9/11) and turn it into a font called Wingdings... well you'll have to see for yourself.
Welcome to September 12th, 2001.
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OMG Paul McCartney is really dead and Elvis was the one who convinced the terrorists to do the terrorist attacks.
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There be a conspiracy that I may not be wearin' me underwear today.
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And quickly debunk them!
http://www.snopes.com/rumors/wingdings.asp
Whoo, Snopes!
Here's a few I've heard over the years (but obviously do not believe):
-Pokemon cards were incredibly popular because kids were addicted to a secret nicotine coating on them (there are so many jokes about this one I don't even know where to begin).
-The center of the Earth houses a secret civilization of whatever (still... you've got to admit that we really have never looked that deep...).
-We never went to the moon (a ridiculous conspiracy, but the motives would make perfect sense).
-The reason we couldn't find any WMDs in Iraq (or wherever) is because they're invisible--the US sold cloaking technology to Saddam Huessein when we were still on good terms.
-Anything about dead celebrities/presidents (Kennedy, Marilyn Monroe, Lincoln, James Dean, Elvis...)
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You know that the military is using vampires in nighttime warfare operations, right? Also, the Russians are experimenting on using Cthulhu as an organic WMD?
I can't believe all the 9/11 things people still believe. People with two much time on their hands make something up involving numbers and letters and say it's proof that molemen flew flying saucers into the World Trade Center as part of an anti-Semetic conspiracy.
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People with two much time on their hands make something up involving numbers and letters and say it's proof that molemen flew flying saucers into the World Trade Center as part of an anti-Semetic conspiracy.
Arr, those blasted molemen! I've been trying to capture one for years! But molemen don't swim, nor do they sail, so I'm a little limited here. Arrr...*sniff*
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The FAA has a huge list of every commercial plane. The list says if the plane is active, retired, or if it has crashed. The list says that two of the planes that crashed on 9/11 are still flying around. They are flight 93, and flight 175.
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It's because 9/11...never actually happened!!!
This plot twist provided courtesy of M. Night Shaymalan.
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Um, don't flight numbers .... get reassigned?
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Well, maybe it's like the numbers of really famous players when they die...
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I wasnt talking about flight numbers. I was talking about serial numbers. Every plane has one on the side. No two planes have the same one.
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If ye want the whole truth of what really happened on 9/11, there be a program on the History channel titled "9/11 Conspiracies: Fact or Fiction". All my worries of the government's involvement on 9/11 be put to rest after watching this episode. Loose Change is a joke; it be a bunch of hogwash without a single fact backing it up, and this program proved it to me. Arrr!
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I saw that. And recorded it. On the 9/11 2006, MSNBC ran their live coverage of what they had on 9/11 UNEDITED AND UNCUT! Did you know there was a warning about a bomb in one of the New York high schools that day.
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If ye want the whole truth of what really happened on 9/11, there be a program on the History channel titled "9/11 Conspiracies: Fact or Fiction". All my worries of the government's involvement on 9/11 be put to rest after watching this episode. Loose Change is a joke; it be a bunch of hogwash without a single fact backing it up, and this program proved it to me. Arrr!
I saw that program as well. I have to say that it was somewhat biased, probably because government officials were explaining the conspiracies. But I must agree with your fellow pirate, Maddox, on the position of Loose Change. The fact that Dylan Avery is alive means that Loose Change is not real.
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Got a couple years to spare? Read this site (http://www.thewatcherfiles.com). Always good for a laugh, as long as you don't try to fully comprehend the fact that she actually believes it all.
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Arr, that woman be the craziest wench I ever laid eyes on! Or listened to for that matter.
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Aw mah gawd. I saw this on Something Awful a year or two back, and I laughed so hard my guts came out my ears.
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I just typed "sherry shriner is *" into Google. Here were some of the top results:
Amazon.com: Bible Codes Revealed: The Coming UFO Invasion: Books ...
Sherry Shriner is an incarnated angel from Heaven that is living as a human housewife in Ohio today. During her previous life she lived in Atlantis. ...
www.amazon.com/Bible-Codes-Revealed-Coming-Invasion/dp/0595335594 - 212k -
Sherry Shriner: False Prophet
Every Ministry is known by its fruit and the fruit of Sherry Shriner is confusion, chaos, doubt and fear, none of which are of God. ...
www.satansrapture.com/sherrycult.htm - 8k -
Sherry Shriner/Alex Jones
Sherry Shriner is definately a plant of some sort, probably a white witch or something, but not smart enough to be a CIA agent. ...
www.godlikeproductions.com/forum1/message480075/pg1 - 25k -
Christians Opposing the Illuminati... - Governments & The ...
... are plenty out there that talk of reptilians, illuminati but still consider life to be that devil versus god concept, sherry Shriner is another example. ...
www.hyperspacecafe.com/view_topic.php?id=3760&forum_id=13&jump_to=26793 - 58k -
On top of that, "sherry shriner is crazy" didn't get any results. That has to be a conspiracy.
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Texas UFOs! They're hidin' the truth, I tell ya!!!
You know, if UFO stands for Unidentified Flying Object, then isn't anything that's in the sky someone can't identify automatically a UFO? Now, it is an alien spaceship? Well, that takes longer to say on the news, so let's all just stick with UFO...
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omg i gots another consperecy to tell u guise about
Alexander Hamilton was inaugurated on September 11, 1789.
The time between this date and the terrorist attacks is exactly 212 years. 212 degrees Fahrenheit is the boiling point of water.
Coincidence?
I THINK NOT
Alexander Hamilton was a terrorist.
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I've always thought the term "UFO" is contradictory. When you say, "LOOK! A UFO," you are identifying the flying object as an unidentified flying object.
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Uh, no. It means it flies, but that's all we know about it.
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You are further complicating it by adding details. I think you know far too much about these so-called "unidentified" flying objects.
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scientology.
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My prices are so low, it has to be a conspiracy!
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You are further complicating it by adding details. I think you know far too much about these so-called "unidentified" flying objects.
I guess it would make more sense if we called it an IYUFO? (Idenitified, yet unknown, flying object?)
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Just because it's flying doesn't mean you've identified it...
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It's unidentified because you don't know what it IS. What it DOES is fly.
Man, this is like the whole "what do you call a male ladybug?" thing...
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Man, this is like the whole "what do you call a male ladybug?" thing...
a malebug
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Har.
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a malebug
also, I've seen people call it just a male ladybug.
now this brings up the question:
Why is it called a ladybug anyway?
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Ask Denis Leary.
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now this brings up the question:
Why is it called a ladybug anyway?
I heard it has something to do with the Virgin Mary (Our Lady of whatever it is)
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I thought they were actually called "Japanese Beetles."
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^ Well, things can have more than one name...
The prostate is an evil alien lifeform implanted in human males to bring about the end of civilization!
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No, according to a friend of mine, that's the dingaling.
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They're partners in crime.
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They're partners in crime.
DUN DUN DUN!
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I had just created one of the biggest conspiracy theories ever, and this one is probably true. I'll explain it later.
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Mars isn't really red. (http://www.libertythink.com/totalinformation/BlueMars.htm)
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.libertythink.com%2Ftotalinformation%2FBlueMars_files%2FMARS_ROVER.sff_RS103_20040110150347.jpeg&hash=3c2debd10eb278f96f778582bc907661)
Guy on right: Rar! I'm a Soviet Martian polar bear!
Girl in middle: Hmph. I don't know why I associate with you.
Guy on left: Um... guys? It's lonely over here...
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In that shot Mars actually looks like a desert here on Earth.
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They aren't much different ya know...
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Mars has more iron.
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I thought they were actually called "Japanese Beetles."
Uh what? That's a totally different beetle.
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28IF. Oh wait someone made that reference already.
What about Nickson killing Lennon to prevent political uproar in this country?
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I think I've heard of conspiracy theories involving Lennon's murder, but as far as that one goes, Carter was President at the time, and Reagan was President-elect. That's not saying that Nixon's involvement would be impossible, but I don't see what a former President would be doing getting some dude assassinated.
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To protect the current president's name.
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apparently the vietnamese put sex enhancing drugs in gumballs and sell them to school children.
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Yeah, that was me, sorry.
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Glorb: Putting the "balls" in "gumballs" since 1999.