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Title: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.
Post by: BP on April 28, 2008, 07:01:43 PM

I keep reading the other thread's title this way, probably because "Policeman" is written as a proper noun. So here's a sweet little parody thread. Enjoy!

"Well since you can never win any fights, I can't afford to feed you anymore..."

"I bet the family and friends I took you from would be so proud of you right now!"

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 28, 2008, 07:17:05 PM

"Crystal what? No, it's Rare Candy!"

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.
Post by: Captain Jim on April 28, 2008, 08:20:14 PM

"Time to leave you at the daycare center, where this old man and woman will watch as you mate with a Ditto pretending to be a female of your species :D!"

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.
Post by: Sqrt2 on April 30, 2008, 02:29:02 AM

Go Magikarp!

*Magikarp then proceedes to get owned by the opposing pokemon*

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 30, 2008, 05:59:55 AM

Oy! Snorlax! You're a lazy [insert swearword of you choice here]!

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.
Post by: kirbyman on May 01, 2008, 08:23:05 PM

Mush!

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.
Post by: Kojinka on May 04, 2008, 09:00:50 PM

YEAH YEAH I DID IT!  I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF!  NOW GET BACK IN THE BALL!  I OWN YOU JUST LIKE I OWNED THAT N00B.

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.
Post by: Toad on May 04, 2008, 09:06:54 PM

C'mon Pachirisu! Put down that item you found and fight!

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.
Post by: chucknorris on May 17, 2008, 01:59:53 PM

Your pokeball broke, so use this dragon balll instead.

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.
Post by: penguinwizard on May 20, 2008, 10:25:40 PM

Does your tail light up for everyone or just for me?

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.
Post by: boooooooosa on May 31, 2008, 10:17:38 AM

Hey pikachu, I have a great idea!, you can sit here strapped to a power plant all day giving it energy while I sit back and watch!


or

hi we're team rocket, can we steal your pikachu?
Umm.. Okay!
*dramatic music*
Ash:now to catch a better pokemon!

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.
Post by: nensondubois on May 31, 2008, 01:52:25 PM

Psyduck is only good to roast.

Title: Re: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.
Post by: Glorb on June 01, 2008, 01:14:19 AM

Magikarp, this b**** be trippin' all up in your grill! Hit him with a Splash attack.

If you've seen Splash Attack, you'd get that.