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Title: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: CrossEyed7 on April 28, 2009, 01:14:18 PM

Should Waluigi just French?

He's clearly been chasing Daisy for years, but never been able to win her away from Luigi. However, it doesn't look like Luigi's picked up on Daisy's hints yet and kissed her. I bet Waluigi could win her over if he just suddenly slipped her the tongue.

Thoughts?

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just French?
Post by: Kojinka on April 28, 2009, 01:31:49 PM

I propose we change the name to the "Should Waluigi Just ___" game.

Should Waluigi just eat pie?

I mean.... he's skinny as a twig!  He's done nothing but party, race, and play sports.  You never see him eat!  I don't think he should go Wario on us, but put some meat on those bones for goodness sake!

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 28, 2009, 07:45:15 PM

Should Waluigi just use two-ply?

I mean, you don't get nearly as much out of one-ply, if you know what I mean. Being "green" is fine, but if you can't trust your toilet paper to be comfortable, what can you trust?

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 28, 2009, 11:17:34 PM

Should Waluigi just fly?

Gas prices are pretty steep right now. It'd just be easier to pay $100.00 and fly Southwest. Or, because he is so skinny, he could let the wind carry him. He runs the risk of flying off course if he does that, however.

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: Captain Jim on April 28, 2009, 11:27:53 PM

Should Waluigi eat rye?

It's supposedly delicious, and Waluigi could stand to eat some food. Any food.

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 29, 2009, 09:17:46 AM

Should Waluigi get a DSi?

I mean, sure, it uses obscure file-types for its music, but it's got a camera, and DSiWare!  The screens are bigger, too, and he wouldn't get glove-prints all over it like he would a DS lite.

The best "FOR REAL" thread yet.

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: Captain Jim on April 29, 2009, 06:38:36 PM

Should Waluigi just cry?


I mean, no one loves him.

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: Glorb on April 29, 2009, 06:56:00 PM

Should Waluigi just start his own nation?

I hear England's got some free space.

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 29, 2009, 07:37:01 PM

Should Waluigi just be a spy?

I mean, he's got that lithe, thin frame that goes unnoticed in a crowd; and with a pair of sunglasses, he'd be unrecognizable.

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: nensondubois on April 29, 2009, 08:27:27 PM

Should Waluigi just fry?

Well really, he wears dark clothes so in the summer he must get really hot in those clothes.

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: jdaster64 on April 29, 2009, 08:31:18 PM

Should Waluigi just find the limit of π/x as x approaches π?

I mean, seriously. Even with minimal or no Cal-I background, he should be able to figure this out.

Quote from: Turtlekid1 on April 29, 2009, 09:17:46 AM

The best "FOR REAL" thread yet.

I agree.

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 30, 2009, 07:18:52 AM

Because nobody's reposted it yet...

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgonintendo.com%2Fwp-content%2Fphotos%2F9c487229aa893bc430619fa762071749.gif&hash=6d79b015f4dcf0367e84b7ef22da103b)

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: Kojinka on April 30, 2009, 09:14:30 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhRhSrr_JQ4
Kids will do anything if they saw it on TV

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 30, 2009, 11:53:30 AM

Should Waluigi just create a topic titled "Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL"?

Sounds like a pretty good idea to me.

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: Rao on April 30, 2009, 11:58:14 AM

Should Waluigi just paint a Victorian era inspired artistic masterpiece and become a world-renowned artist?

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: Captain Jim on April 30, 2009, 12:01:43 PM

Should Waluigi just watch Bill Nye?

I think it'd be beneficial for Waluigi to learn about inertia being a property of matter.

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 30, 2009, 12:02:04 PM

This topic is getting old fast...

Should Waluigi just take the lead role? Think of all the amazing games we'd have if Waluigi were the main character instead of Mario.

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: Turtlekid1 on April 30, 2009, 07:32:38 PM

Should Waluigi just use fluorescent dye?

I mean, he could stand to wear something besides that outdated, non-glowing shade of purple.

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: Kojinka on May 01, 2009, 10:03:07 AM

Should Waluigi just hit a guy?

I mean, he must have so much pent up rage for Nintendo not giving him any role in any game other than the spinoffs.

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: Rao on May 01, 2009, 10:41:19 AM

Should Waluigi just compose a successful modern Jazz piece and be hailed as a musical genius?

Title: Re: Should Waluigi just...? FOR REAL
Post by: CrossEyed7 on May 01, 2009, 01:24:04 PM

Should Waluigi just hit on a guy?

I mean, he is French, after all.