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Title: A Little Help
Post by: Glorb on May 23, 2009, 06:12:33 PM

Dear Fungi Forums,

I just looked outside, and there's like a really mean looking gnome outside, looking into my house from outside. I think he intends to burgle me. I need some advice right away.

Love
Glorb

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: Toad on May 23, 2009, 06:34:51 PM

Does he look like David the Gnome, or does he look like one of the Harry Potter gnomes?

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: Shyguy92 on May 23, 2009, 06:36:24 PM

be an hero

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: Luigalaxy on May 23, 2009, 06:45:15 PM

Go all Glorb on him (basically, do unsavory things to gnomes this time around.).

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: Rao on May 23, 2009, 06:46:32 PM

Go gnome go!

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: Captain Jim on May 23, 2009, 06:49:55 PM

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi274.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fjj266%2FCaptain__Jim%2Fvikingrage.jpg&hash=e171ed99a5566a60c1607ac34e1b3da4)


Do that.

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: Weegee on May 23, 2009, 07:23:22 PM

First and foremost, be sure to hide your daughter. You know how frisky those dwarven beasties can be.

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 23, 2009, 07:43:11 PM

Quote from: Shyguy92 on May 23, 2009, 06:36:24 PM

be an hero

No, no...we don't want him to do that. ;)

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: penguinwizard on May 23, 2009, 08:24:00 PM

Switch to KDE. Problem solved.

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 23, 2009, 08:44:28 PM

I'd read that Attack of the Lawn Gnomes Goosebumps book, or whatever. Know thine enemy, you know?

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: TEM on May 23, 2009, 08:48:40 PM

I was going to take a picture like Captain Jim but he's pretty much taken the entire cake on that one.

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 23, 2009, 09:22:41 PM

Is it a Ninja Gnome or a Tree Gnome?  If it's a Ninja Gnome, use the RYNO.  It will be reduced to smoldering ash.  If it's a Tree Gnome, fight it hand-to-hand; it's only level 2.

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: Glorb on May 23, 2009, 09:37:28 PM

All I know is, he's got a pointy hat. And I havn't saved up enough cash for a RYNO yet.

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: Turtlekid1 on May 23, 2009, 09:47:35 PM

Does he have katanas?

If you need cash, sell some personal hygienators.

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: Glorb on May 23, 2009, 10:21:32 PM

I read up on my Goosebumps; sadly, this is an Argentinian sidestepping gnome, not a lawn gnome. He keeps dodging my thrown projectiles and almost got me with his fists.

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: Rao on May 23, 2009, 11:44:32 PM

Come on gnome! You've got him on the ropes!!

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: nensondubois on May 24, 2009, 09:27:31 AM

Hahaha hehehe - I'm a laughing gnome and you can't catch me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWoT9elA-oY (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWoT9elA-oY)

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: Glorb on May 24, 2009, 10:54:39 AM

Here, me and my homies caught some footage of the guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q0fPoH2gWzc

Since then I have erected a barricade on my front door but I don't think it'll last. The gnome has also cut my phone lines, apparently.

Title: Re: A Little Help
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 24, 2009, 04:53:34 PM

The important thing is, you've still got the internet.