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Title: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: TEM on July 28, 2009, 11:45:03 PM

Thread title. I need some ideas seeing as I can only do this once (a night).

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: Weegee on July 29, 2009, 12:00:13 AM

Permanent self-inebriation, eh? That could potentially be a toughie. Sounds like a job for...

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Alternatively, you could move to Russia. Apparently the air itself there contains faint traces of alcohol... and radioactivity. But since when has a little uranium hurt anyone, right?

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 29, 2009, 07:00:05 AM

Why is a thread about drinking beverages in "Not at the Dinner Table"?

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: BP on July 29, 2009, 11:50:58 AM

It's generally considered rude to get intoxicated at dinner.

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: Rao on July 29, 2009, 05:35:13 PM

Hard liquor. Vodka, whiskey, brandy, rum.

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: Turtlekid1 on July 29, 2009, 05:46:02 PM

Quote from: Rao on July 29, 2009, 05:35:13 PM

rum

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Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: Luigison on July 29, 2009, 05:58:37 PM

This thread is missing more permanent solutions.

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: Forest Guy on July 30, 2009, 12:37:29 AM

I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: Glorb on August 01, 2009, 02:31:18 PM

Jenkem all the way baby. I luvs me sum pup fums.

But to be honest, I prefer Guiness.

EDIT: Oh and I just got Forest guy's post.

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: TEM on August 01, 2009, 05:09:44 PM

You can't really "get" direct quotes. I think the verb would be "recognize."

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: Glorb on August 02, 2009, 04:43:27 PM

Well it seems like an ordinary statement of alcoholic preference until one mentally applies the Interesting Man voice to it and "gets" it.

Unless, of course, Guy had then gone on to state, "Stay thirsty, my friends".

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: nensondubois on August 07, 2009, 02:10:41 PM

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Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: Forest Guy on August 09, 2009, 02:04:31 AM

Incidentally I hate the taste of beer. I'm more of a hard liquor and wine type of guy.

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: Insane Steve on September 08, 2009, 10:00:43 PM

Vodka all the way. All those frat boys who drink Natty Light or whatever because "it's the cheapest way to get drunk bro" need to take a good hard look at bottom shelf vodka.

Not like I drink bottom shelf vodka, of course.

I laughed a lot at the inclusion of "Jenkem" in the poll as well as it being tied for the lead.

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: CrossEyed7 on September 08, 2009, 10:19:25 PM

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Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: TEM on September 09, 2009, 01:07:25 PM

Elaborate means of permanant self induced vomiting.

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 09, 2009, 01:23:28 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eYSpIz2FjU&feature=related

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: Sqrt2 on September 16, 2009, 06:56:48 PM

If you can get hold of some Russian vodka (I've heard you get get stuff over there that is 100% proof...or higher), then that'll do the job nicely.

Title: Re: Elaborate means of permanant self inebriation
Post by: Weegee on September 16, 2009, 07:34:47 PM

Drink your heart out, Commies. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everclear_(alcohol))