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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: MadRhetoric on April 23, 2002, 08:56:30 AM
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Fred: So this guy walks into a bar!
Bill: Yes go on!
Fred: That's it. This guy walks into a Bar.
Bill: AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! You tell the Funniest D@mn jokes Fred!
Roshan: Forgot my Wallet.
Roy: Forgot mine too.
Mario: I'm home honey! Oh wait I'm not maried.......
Ricky Richardo: LUCY! I told you you CAN'T be in the Scooby-Doo play!!
Lucy: But Ricky,I just want to be Dafny!!
Daffy Duck: You're despicable.
Bugs Bunny: What's that supposed to mean,DOC?!!
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/MangaMan/AAHHH/missanime.jpg :I'm to ***y for my Towel,to ***y for my Towel!
Ranma: Yowsa!!
Miss Anime: You want some big boy?
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Luigi: I'd better appear in THIS story!!!!
Will Luigi appear in BMKIIGT? Will MissAnime get any ***ier? Will Ranma turn into a girl? Will Fred get better jokes? Find out when someone replies to this Topic!!
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meow
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Roshan: Wow, this story has an even more stupid plot than the first one..... Hey, anyone here know why I carry 10 wallets? I am kinda forgetting 1 everywhere....
Roy: (Why do I even HAVE a wallet?)
Roshan: Well, what are we doing anyway?
MamaMia Mario: Well, we are kinda watching cartoon characters arguing....
Roshan: Meh, ok..... I thought the plot would be more..... exciting? Hey, I got some new shoes! You push this button and..... *pushes the button*
*Spikes come out of the soles of Roshan's shoes*
All: Cool!
Roshan: And you push this button and mroe spikes come out of the sides of the other spikes, allowing me to adhere to most surfaces. Plus, you push THIS button *pushes the button* and the spikes become 4,000 RPM spinning drills!!!!
*Roshan's shoes make a WHIRRRRRRRRR noise*
All: whoa.......
Roshan: Hmmmmmmm I left my 6th wallet on that table over there...
*hops off his chair, not realizing that the shoe spikes are still on Drill mode. He lands on Black Yoshi somehow and a rather violent scene follows... *
Roshan: oops...... and Roshan gets the first kill!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA.... *evil grin*
When will this story get a REAL plot?
When will some of the other people arrive?
Why DOES Roshan have 10 wallets?
How much did Roshan's shoes cost?
And who are all these other people?
FIND OUT sometime.... somewhere.... on the next hopefully-more-exciting episode of
Nored-MKII GT!!!!!!
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Roshan: Man, Roy, we should be in our OWN story.... that would be fun.... Steve?
Steve: --------- *runs*
Roshan: Why does he ALWAYS do that?
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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00boo:OOOOOO A FLYING YOSHI
* stars riding it*
roshan:HEY
*KILLS THE YOSHI BUT HE KILLED BLACK YOSHI INSTEAD OF HIS PARTNER (BECAUSE BLACK YOSHI IS A STUNT DOUBLE)*
00boo:hey you're no fun any more
cable:BY 2 pnts
roshan:why are you here 00boo
00boo:TO SEEK THE HOLY SHROOM
00boo:ummmm iwill be the anouncer it seems we ran out of anouncer
anouncer:uugh
00boo: will 00boo seek his holy shroom
will roshan get another wallet
will mamamia mario find samous
will cable get to watch tv
will i ever make a addon to a plot
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Roshan: HEY! No one rides Roy without MY permission, got that??!?!!?!?!?!<several more "?"s and "!"s> I would NEVER kill Roy; I would have to walk EVERYWHERE without him!
00boo: Like you did in the first story?
Roshan:ummmmmm...... anyway, What exactly IS the Holy Shroom?
00boo: <explanation covered in next post, I hope>
Roy: (Why does this story NOT have a plot?)
Roshan: Have you even READ the last story? It has even LESS of a plot!
Roy: *reads the last story* (Ugh.....)
Roshan: Well, whatever it is, we need to find it.... I think....
Will they find or find out what or where the Holy Shroom is?
WILL I stop CAPITALIZING seemingly random WORDS in ALL OF Roshan's STATEMENTS?
Now that Roy has discovered that the story has no plot after just 4 posts, what will happen now?
I am too lazy to answer these questions.... except for the last one.
I guess he just hasta go along with it...
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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"HOLY SHROOM" a magical shroom that has no plot and use(i dont know its a spin off of monty python and the holy grail)
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(actually it has nothing to do with the plot so its minusing plot)
mamamia mario:wow that anime chick is hot
00boo:man you always say that
black yoshi:hello
00boo:hello
mmm:hello
00boo:how did you last then more then 1 post
black yoshi:because i ate lucky charms today
00boo:ok.... WELL whos with me in the magical holy shroom
black yoshi:me
00boo:will this plot last a whole page
will 00boo find the holy shroom
will ranma be in this story
Answer of the last one
Ranma:hi
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Roshan: Well, we STILL don't have a plot.... Hey! I know! we can search for a plot for this story! That would make an OK plot... wait.... why am I even in this story if it doesn't have a plot???
Roy: (Yea, I agree...)
*Roshan hops on Roy and flies off....*
When will Roshan and Roy return? (When the story gets a plot!!!!! Didn't you read that?)
Will anyone besides 00boo post here?
--------------DO I CARE?-------------------
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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Ranma: Hey Shampoo can I wash my hair with you?
Shampoo: Get lost Pervy!!(Shampoo is a Char. in Ranma1/2)
Fred: *Gasp!* A PLOT!!!!!!!! Ok let us search for the 'Dragoon Shampoo'!!
A Spork: It's right here.*Hands Fred the Dragoon Shampoo*
CitrusMan: Let us search for the Crystal of Restop!!
Luigi: I GOT A PART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Crystal of Restop is right here......hey......I feel all strange......and.......Meaty...........
{ButcherMan! Here to protect all that is Greasy and Fatty!! He stands for Pork......Beef......Lamb.....and a nice tall side a BACON!!!!!1
Mario: Citrusize!! *Transforms like Optimus Prime into CitrusMan*
CirusMan: I will defeat you ButcherMan and your Anti-Healthy Ways!!!
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Good enough Plot? No? Good. I never liked plots. I think an Anime,Book,Comic,Game is better when the Characters have no Goal and are just trying to find thier Place in the World. So until Insane Steve wants and adds a Plot it shall have none.
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Sign my Petition!
ReturnRoshan: What Petition?
MamaMia Mario: Hmmmm,that is right I should start a petition before asking people to sign it! I knew I forgot something!
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00boo:that was so*sniff* beutafull*sniff*
mmm:uuuu ooook
00boo:ACK if the sory has no plot that means itsa plot that talks about no plot
mmm:will you just fight butcher
00boo:ok*pulls out a anti tank gun(missle launcher)*
KABOOOOOOOOM........
citrus man:you missed you idiot
(it kills the anouncer instead)
00boo:ok fire 2
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.......
citrus man:ow you really need glasses
butcher:ha ha ha
00boo:oh thats why i was play pin the goomba earlier fire 3
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
00boo:did 00boo hit butcher
will cable ever reply
wat ever happen to the holy shroom(well by stole it)
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*00boo misses a third time...* (sorry, but I had something typed out and the boards went down for me for about 10 mins...)
00boo: This is not like me....
*Roshan is sitting at home, playing Mario Kart 64 against Roy.*
Roshan: HAHAHA! And I win again!
Score: Roshan 73 Roy 0
Roshan: I TOLD YOU I WAS UNBEATABLE AT THIS GAME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (etc.) Man, this is getting boring. *sudden realization* Hey, that story doesn't need a REAL plot for it to be funny..... Wanna join in again?
Roy: (Yea, I'm getting kinda bored, and the story is rather unpredictable....) *under his breath* (Hey, anything's better than getting beat for a 74th straight time...)
Roshan: HAHAHA! I heard that! *dances around the room*
*Roshan hops on Roy and flies (well, actually Roy is doing all the flying. Roshan is just being a lazy bum) back to the story's location. Roshan's shoes malfunction and go onto "Drill" mode again. Roy, still mad at getting beaten 73 straight times at Mario Kart 64, throws Roshan off onto Black Yoshi, who gets killed by Roshan's spiffy drill shoes.*
MamaMia Mario: Welcome back! (kinda) Hey, how come you've killed Black Yoshi 3 times and no one else has yet?
Roshan: cuz I am ROSHAN!!!!!
MMM: ummmmmm..... Yes you are.
Roshan: That and I have a strange tendency to kill things, rather inadvertedly or on purpose.... and I got spiffy shoes! heh heh heh.... cool! a fight!
ButcherMan: Hmmmmmmm... *hops on Roy and flies around the room....* You cannot catch me now!!! *throws meat around the room*
Roshan: HEY!!!!!!!!!! I SAID IT ONCE AND I AM GOING TO SAY IT AGAIN: NO ONE RIDES ROY WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!!! *whips out the PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM* Prepare to die!!! *catches ButcherMan and hacks him to death with the PEN KINFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM* Now, may that be a lesson to all of you!!!!! *evil grin*
CitrusMan: HEY! That was MY fight!
00boo: And mine!
Roshan: Meh, I'll let you 2 steal one of my fights later..... *evil grin*
Roy: (Why do you always get like that?)
Roshan: Because if just one person rides you without my permission and I allow it, soon the whole world will want a ride.... and I'll have to allow it because it is only fair... I am very sure you will get quite tired trying to give the whole world a ride.... *evil grin* so i am actually doing this for you....
Roy: (Oh....... ok then.....)
Roshan: Wow, that's the closest this story came to a plot yet!
*A shadowy, haggard looking figure that no one there had ever seen before enters and collapses in front of everyone*
Does this story finally have something that may qualify as a plot in 13 countries? Find out on..... <too lazy to check the title of the story>
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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hmmm now wat are we going to fight
*talking monkey with a gun to black yoshis head apears*
00boo:hey he ate his lucky charms....
black yoshi:actually i went to the bathroom just before roshan came
talking monkey:now roshan i will kill something
roshan:its ok hell just come back to life
POW
*black yoshi dies*
talking monkey :now look wat you made do
roshan:ok i will just have........to...kill.....you
*the talking monkey turned in to a bunch talking monkeys*
00boo:FIRE 4
KABOOOOOOOOOOOM........
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*00boo hits and kills the ENTIRE talking monkey army with one shot*
00boo: Bout d*mn time....
Roshan: So that makes up for the 3 misses, I presume?
00boo: Yea....
Roshan: So THAT'S the plot, we sit here and fight stuff.... SWEET, that's my fort.
Roy: (You mean FORTE.)
Roshan: Well, my comp doesn't have accent marks... sheesh...
Will My comp get accent marks?
Find out when ---- ya know, I don't care!!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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not another one of these.....whoever posts in these clearly got a hold of the *cough*"HOLY SHROOM"*cough*, if you take it the way i do........heh heh heh
I can get you the MARIO AND ZELDA CARTOONS!!!go to my "ok im finally back..." topic and request what episodes you want!!!
DOES ANYONE PLAY STARCRAFT ON BATTLE.NET???WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN NAME???
you really dont know, do you??
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Fred: MARIO CARTOONS!!!!!!
Bill: ZELDA CARTOONS!!!!!!!!
Roshan: ROSHAN CARTOONS!!!!!!!
Ranma: Wait.....there are no Roshan cartoons.
Roy: Bwahahaha!!!
Roshan: *About impales Roy but checks himself* What?! No Roshan Cartoons?!! What Kind of Comunist Country are we Living in!!??
Ranma: Let us search for the Legendary Roshan Cartoon!!
CirusMan: One for All,and All for Meat!!(Thought I'd say Citrus eh?)
aaaand now with Special Thanks to SMB Allstars Master,WE NOW HAVE AN IDIOTIC PLOT!!!!!!!!!!!
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00boo:yaa because black yoshi stole the holy shroom(itsa not the thingy from the cartoon)
black yoshi:well thats how i come back to life
00boo:well i want to see a roshan cartoon so i will come
meanwhile cable was watching tv
tv:1000 monkeys that talk were killed today by this unkoun white boo thing with a anti tank gun(missle launcher)
cable:hey i shouild be in this story
meanwhile
a EVIL BEADY EYED MEAT EATING BUNNY ATTACKS..............
00boo:will cable be a part of this story
will i ever stop blowing things up
will roshan find his cartoons
will mama mia mario get his plaque cleaner back
will the monkey case be solved
find out on the next episode of bored-MKIIGT
Edited by - 00boo on 4/26/2002 9:39:46 AM
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[darnit]!!I just fed this thing along!!!oh well, might as well say it....if you want the mario or zelda cartoons i can get them out to you!!!!!(request at "ok im finally back.....and i definately have wut u want")
good luck lookin for the...ummmmm....wutever just have fun with this...
I can get you the MARIO AND ZELDA CARTOONS!!!go to my "ok im finally back..." topic and request what episodes you want!!!
DOES ANYONE PLAY STARCRAFT ON BATTLE.NET???WHAT IS YOUR SCREEN NAME???
you really dont know, do you??
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Roshan: I know where we can get some Roshan cartoons! *evil grin*
All: Where?
Roshan: Follow me!!!
*Roshan leads everyone to Insane Steve's house.*
Roshan: Hey, Steve, everyone (I think) wants some Roshan cartoons. Can you make some...?
Steve: Cartoons? I no nothing about animation... best I can do is a story, and I am not sufficently bored yet... I may have a good plot for it though....
Roshan: A plot? What's that? *evil grin*
Steve: HAHAHA funny. Now if you all can get me something to make cartoons with... I might be able to help....
Roshan: K, so that is how we can get Roshan cartoons?
Steve: yea..... ok, I got other stuff to do... bye!
*everyone leaves except Roy.*
Roy: (Ummmmmmm, Steve, can you make Roshan a little less capricious? He is starting to freak me out....)
Steve: Huh? What you say?
Annoying guy: YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!
Roy: (That's it, your going down!) *Ground pounds annoying guy to death*
Steve: What? can you speak in English?
Roy: (Stop playing dumb, Steve. You are typing this in right now!)
Steve: I still can't understand you, I'll have to read the story....
*Roy leaves to join everyone else.*
Steve: Well, off to do my "work".... 19, 20, 21!!!!! There ARE 21 red coins!!!! AH well, I gotta break 27 seconds on Frappe Snowland... Hey, if you want me to make a Roshan story, just tell me, k?
And so, everyone left to find a cartoon maker.
Steve: heh heh heh....
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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Ranma: Let's check out Babes at the Beach.
Bill: What about Roshan Cartoons?
Fred: Let's ask Roshan what he thinks.
Roshan: *Already at the Beach*
http://www.brickshelf.com/gallery/MangaMan/Hur/ranma-07.jpg
Beach girl from above pic: Hello Boys!!
MamaMia Mario: Yowsa!!!*Faints*
Ranma: That's me...I'm $exy aren't I?
Roshan: Okay now that we've quenched our Male Hormones what about my Cartoons!
MamaMia Mario: Well I can make a Roshan cartoon,sadly I have no Idea what Roshan looks like.
Roshan: Well......I'm.....uh......a Guy. Hey Stevey Wonder what DO I look like?
Steve: *Currently trying to come to agreements with his sig*
ButcherMan: Let's eat some BACON!
CitrusMan: Let's eat some Tangerines!!
Wario: What's this?*Pics up the Crystal of Restop* Hey......I feel strange......and Milky....
******MilkMan! He stands for all that is White,Dairy,and a nice big bowl of IceCream!!
MilkMan: Let's at some Icecream!!
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Will they eat Bacon,Tangerines,or a nice big lean Bowl of IceCream?
Will Roshan get his Cartoons?
Will that Girl in the pic I posted the URL of,become part of the Story?(I can answer this one yes)
Will BoredMKII GT get Answers from people other than 00Boo,Insane Steve and Myself? Find out when 00Boo blows stuff up,and Insane Steve desparately trys to give BoredMKII GT a plot!!
Edited by - MamaMia Mario on 4/28/2002 10:09:34 PM
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00boo:ummm now we have 2 ranmas
mmm:uuuu no we dont
miss anime:oo whos that guy
00boo:thats mmm
all the girls at the beach:MAMAMIA MARIO
mmm:oo fans*gets chased off by the girls (like the beatles)*
00boo:poor mmm
fred:so this chicken walks on this street
bill:HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
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i am CABLE!!!
and i am here!!
mmm: girls...*drools*
cable: *looks at girl* wow...but i'm not diggin' the pony tails
00boo:CABLE!!
cable:yea?
00boo: can you lend me a gun?
cable: sure *hands 00boo a gun*
*00boo kills black yoshi*
cable: so, are we using this instead of boredom kills black yoshi again?
is that what they're doing?
why would they change?
is that the best plot they could think of?
gotta go! jacki chan is on!
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did
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To answer Cable's questions:
yes
I don't know
It could be a lot worse, knowing us
And back to the show....
Roshan: I need to kill something I haven't done so in..... I don't know how many posts but it's been way too long and I am getting really mad....!!!!
Is that it for now? Why is Steve so lzy today? Find out soon.....I hope....
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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hello roshan *very afraid*
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well, im bored so im gonna be a part of this (kinda)...AthletesFoot man spreads the fungus of Athletes Foot to EVERYBODY!!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
OWW!!!I actually have athletes foot now and it BURNS and ITCHES and PUSSES and the SKIN BUBBLES!!!!too much info??
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Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!
I can get you the MARIO AND ZELDA CARTOONS!!!go to my "get the mario and zelda cartoons FREE!!!!" topic and request what episodes you want!!!
you really dont know, do you??
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Ignore SMB Allstars Master.
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cable: i found walt disney, but he's kinda too frozen in a big block of ice to make your show, roshan
roshan: away with this foolish ice cube
00boo: my feet hurt
mmm: i TOLD you not to pay attention to smb allstars master!
cable: man, this story is seriously struggling... mmm posted and didn't even add to the story
roshan: let's KILL something!!!
cable:let me guess, black yoshi?
*black yoshi dies*
cable: this story lacks something
roshan: a plot?
cable: i knew you'd say that.... this story is getting old fast...we need some new foes to battle, some arch nemesis back from the dead, some new plot twists, some more people adding to the story, less extras, more enthusiasm, more robots, more magic powers, more villains, more mighty kids meals...no wait, i don't like mc donalds
L8R
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did
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more ppl?? dont ignore me!!! Ill be in for a bit if it helps your storyline!!
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Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!
I can get you the MARIO AND ZELDA CARTOONS!!!go to my "get the mario and zelda cartoons FREE!!!!" topic and request what episodes you want!!!
you really dont know, do you??
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cable: here, i found this guy
roshan: who is he?
cable: an animator willing to make your cartoon series, his name is less goodman
less: hi, roshan *evil grin*
roshan: alright, i want it to be set in the forties, have lots of violence, be black and white, starring me, oh it can have orange too so roy can be in it, and it...
less: sure, anything you want 'buddy'
mmm: i don't like the sound of that
00boo: i'll get him!! *shoots him with explosion gun of boom-ness*
less: *falls down w/ a big hole in him**a small alien crawls out of his chest*
alien that used to be less goodman: fools! i live!
cable: *steps on him* SQU!SH!
dying alien that used to be less goodman: ha! i am only the beginning of the invasion!
to be continued...
see, i took the old plot and added some new stuff!
maybe now people will actually reply to this...
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did
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00boo:i dont have feet
alien:EEEEEWAAAAAAEEEEEWWWAAAAA UGH*dies*
*nemesis comes out of the ground*
nemesis:STARS(if you have re3 you will know)
00boo:no not again*pulls out a rocket launcher and runs off and nemesis follows*
00boo:die!!!!
*nemesis first kills black yoshi like wat he did with brad*
mean while
cable:i dare you to touch it
*roshan touches the dead alien*
mmm:hey wheres all the girls
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Roshan: Gah! I shoulda known! I already got someone making the cartoons! I know how to stop them! *gets an A-A gun* HAHAHA! I will shoot down EVERYTHING that can fly with this thing! HAHAHAHAHAHA---
Roy: (You may wanna rephrase that...)
Roshan: *sudden realization* Ummmm anything that attacks me and flies....
A UFO appears. Roshan shoots it down.
Roshan: SCORE!!!!!!!!!
Why are there no other questions here? find out (maybe) on teh next episode of.... this show!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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cable:*poking dead alien with a stick*
meanwhile
00boo:KAPOW KAPOW
nemesis:stars....*falls down*
00boo:hes got to be dead
*00boo heads back to cable and the others*
nemesis:stars*gets up!*
00boo:this dont sound so good..... will nemesis kill them
will cable sell the dead alien
did the alien actually summon an invasion
(the answer for the last one no
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cable:*picks up dead alien* i bet i could get 50 cents for this... that would pay for my play-doh
black yoshi: hey, i'm not gonna die in this post!
roshan: who wants a piece of this?!!!
ufo: bleoppp euurrg nefform!!
roy: (what?)
roshan: *BLAM!**ufo falls to the ground and explodes* ha HA!
cable: 50 cents
shadowy guy: okay * hands cable money*
cable: THIS IS FIFTY DOLLA... *calmly* thank you
roshan: you wanna mess?!!
u"f"o: i'm baaAAAAAAaack!
roshan: no...way...
cable: uh oh
mmm: no girls?!
00boo: let's get outta here
black yoshi: i didn't die!!!!
what will happen next?
only you can decide, <enter name here>!
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did
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HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no one's decided?
doesn't anyone watch this show anymore????
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did
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I didn't understand a word of this...........
Mario and Yoshi rule!
http://www.geocities.com/chauncey7175/Yoshies_Super_Island.html is a great Place for Yoshi! Ps.Visit the message board! note:Im also Ludwig Von Koopa as well as SuperYoshi7175. Ps.again Ok Join the Mario Clan the only clan totally devoted to Mario!
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The reason you don't understand a word of this is because you haven't read all of the BOREDOM HAS STRUCK ITS VICTIM topic (nor do I think you have the bile to do so) If you can somehow read that, it may become somewhat clearer.
The reason I haven't decided yet is because I STILL don't have an idea for who the U "F" O is. I ended the 1st story like that cuz I was too lazy to decide!
Roshan: DECIDE ALREADY!!! I've been STANDING here for 3 days waiting for you to tell me what to do here!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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will they excape
why is the end on top
will they make it alive
#after running for awhile#
00boo: i think we finally got away from him
roshan:who
00boo:NEMESIS
roshan:whos he
00boo: ohya you guys never saw him
cable: WHO WANTS TO TOUCH THE ALIEN HAND*it wasnt all sold* only $50 per touch
meanwhile
nemesis: stars #hes some where in mexico eating a burrito#
meanwhile
00boo:ack not the ufo again
ufo: RAAAARRRRRGA
*roshan then cuts it in to pieces*
*and cable is still makeing play-doe*
by:hey i havent died yet *then looks at the date* ITS OPPISATE DAY
00boo:MAMIT
roshan:mabye thats why the ufo still wont die
cable:...... ALIEN SLIME $220
00boo:know wonder the questions are on the top
black yoshi:hey if i dont die will you die
*they all die except for black yoshi and cable*
00boo:noooo not again
death:hello welcome to he-
00boo: i will give you a qarter if you let me go
Death: oo shiny .....ok
*00boo leaves the place*
roshan:i need a QUARTER .... hey can i borrow that quarter
death:ok
roshan: i will give you a quarter if you let me go
death : ok OOO shiny
*roshan leaves poor mmm and the rest*
mmm:RELP
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*then the ufo gets out of his ufo*
cable:BILL GATES (lets steal his money)
00boo:hello im baaa.... BILL GATES
roshan:hey that was wierd to be in he...... BILL GATES
bill gates:hahahahahahahahahaha now you have seen my evil plot
00boo:you havnt told your evil plot yet
bill gate: i will tell you ihave my secret x fortress my moon base with a giant laser pointing atthe earth and my tooyh brush and my x box and my pc (personalized clicker) and my MICRORICKs(like mavericks)
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Roshan: GAH! That was a pointless plot device... Ah well.... Bill Gates??? *under breath* I still think Steve coulda come up with someone better....
Steve: Actually, I was gonna make him Hsu Tanaka from the Hsu and Chan comics in EGM...
Roshan: Never Mind....
Billy: HAHAHAHA! You shall all perish!*Throws a dollar at Roshan*
Roshan: Ooooooo free money *evil grin*
Billy: GAH! I shou....
Roshan: GAH is MY phrase!!
Billy: Hmmmmm going on, I should have to use my SECRET WEAPON!
Roshan: Let's see it! *pulls out THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM and sets his shoes to "Drill"* C'mon Roy, let's show this filthy rich punk who's boss!
Billy: HAHAHA! I have THIS!!! *Whips out an XBox controller* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Roshan: Uh oh.... *takes one giant step back*
Roy: (This is a side of you I have never seen...)
Roshan: You realize what he has? That's an XBOX CONTROLLER! It is so big and lunky and heavy that he can kill ANYONE with it just by hitting them with it!
Billy: HAHAHA! Witness the power of my wrath!!! *Whips the XBox controller at Black Yoshi, killing him instantly* HAHAHA! I see you all trembling in fear!!!!
Roshan: Na, that happens all the time. I am not too afraid of that... * Turns his shoes back onto "Drill" and brandishes THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM* C'mon Roy, lets show this filthy rich punk who's boss!
Roy: (You already said that...)
Cable: why haven't i said anything yet?
00boo: Why is THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM always capitalized?
Roshan: Makes it that much more impressive, I guess. Steve?
Steve: Yes..... *runs away*
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MMM: Where am I?
How will the gang deal with Billy?
How will MMM get back to the rest of the gang?
Will Roshan back down again? (not bloody likely)
Will I stop asking questions?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON --- what's this show called again?
Unimportant guy: Ummmm the title is the topic of this story!!!
Announcer: I don't wanna look up! I am too lazy! Ooooooooohhh... I DON'T WANNA!!!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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billy:oh you are so smart eh
roshan:yaa im...*bill gates moons him*
*it freezes every one*
will they die
will i ask..er darn
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cable: with the power of the skunkle... i am skable!!...no, i think i'll stick with cable. oh, well.. what's in a name? if someone were to call be banana jack, floofy, topher, graaf, check, kurakinofimingo, or pulpit man, would i be any different? of course not. ask me who i am and i will only give you one answer, man. i am CABLE!!!!
roshan: what was THAT?
cable: i dunno, i just felt like making a speech
mmm: where AM i?
black yoshi: how many times have i died this story? i don't feel like counting
cable: i wonder if black mage would join this insanity...prob'ly not
money<that's what weird al calls bill gates>: who dares take on the biggest nerd in the world?
more story L8R, i gotta go watch a REAL show!
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money: HA! then i've won! no one dares face me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does a super-nerdy victory dance on us*
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Roshan: *grabs Billy's bad clip-on tie and strangles him* FOOLED YA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA *Turns on the drill shoes* HAHAHA! WHIRRRRR *Rather bloddy scene* w00t!
Billy: NOOO! It almost worked! *dies*
*Roshan: *More evil gloating* We should take his money!!
*They enter Billy's house (castle?), and enter a room remnicsent of Uncle Scrooge's room, ya know, full of money*
All: Whoa..... *All stuff as much money as they can into whatever they have, and carry as much of it as they can. Somehow, Roshan manages to stash 1.2 billion in his pants*
Roshan: Heh, thank God for custom made pants... I should build my OWN castle! I got the money! hahaha
And so, Roshan and Roy leave again, to go build their new castle with all the money they "stole" from the now dead Bill Gates.
All: Hey, why do they get a castle?
*Hey, if you wanna use your money on a castle, that's your choice!*
THE END... (Wait, this CAN'T be the end... something has gotta happen...)
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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*bill gates in a dark room with a big computer... an obvious windows advertisement*
gates: you think _I_ would actually FIGHT you? ha ha!*cough* just wait to see what that "money" you "stole" will do to you
cable: *kicking every one out of his new castle* ha ha ha! or as rampage would say... AH ha ha HA ha OO ho ho!!...*something moves in his pants* what the..? *the "money" he "stole" bonds together and forms a monser that devours cable* AAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh....
roshan: *out side* I just love hearing screams like that... Oh wait! That's cable!!
roy: (so?)
roshan: ...Good point... Let's away *something moves in his pants* AAAAAAAaaaaahhh...
will cable and roshan die??
will insane steve realized that i typed his stuff in proper capitals?
will anyone else's "money" that they "stole" turn against them?
does anyone care about this topic? this story? this epic tale of good vs. evil?
will mmm come back?
does anyone else notice that you only need you left hand to type "gates"?
roy: (ROSHAN!!!!!!)
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Roshan: Wha..... *rips out all the money before it can eat him, still it manages to rip off his right hand*
Roshan: GA#! T#at was t#e ####est ##ad #f #### # #ave EVER see#! Steve, W## d#d ### d# ##a#!
Roy: (You're talking all funny...)
Roshan: #f c##rse # a# ta####g a## f####! ##### Gates#s ev## ###e# ##st r###ed #ff ## #a#d!!!
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MMM: Why am I still here?
Back to our story:
Roshan: *tries to pull out his lighter, but because it is in his right pocket, fails miserably* R## Ca# ### get ## ##g#ter!
Roy: (I can't understand you...)
Steve: And I can't understand you!
Roshan: We## w#at a###t t#at ta#e!
Steve: Ah yes, the "Learn to speak Yoshi in your sleep" tape... I accidently put in the "Learn Karate in your sleep" tape... Hi YA! *Karate chops Roy, knocking him unconcious* See? *bows*
Roshan: ############ Steve ca# ### get ## ##g#ter!
Steve: Why are you ending every sentence with an "!" ?
Roshan: #t #s t#e #### ###ct#at### #ar# t#at # ca# t##e! Geez!
Steve: Ummmmm, you can type the right hand letters with your left hand.....
Roshan: *Sudden realization* Errrrrrr...
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Roshan: Billy, I WILL get you, you little.... You may have kind of won that round, but you wait, just you wait.... I will get my revenge... Hey! my hand! *sows back on his hand* heh heh heh *Gets his lighter* Why did I want my lighter again???
*Sees the money monster* oh ya.... Lights the money monster on fire* heh heh heh
*The money monster is killed immediatly.*
Roshan: There's something else I gotta do.... Oh yea! *Burns the other money monster*
Cable: why couldn't you have done that sooner?
Roshan: I had a couple problems of my own... *His hand falls out due to the crappy sowing job he did* Cra#! *sows it on again, slightly better this time*
Cable: hey, wheres roy? he get eaten or...
Roshan: Na, Steve decided to learn Karate one day and...
Steve: HEY! That was an accident! *leaves*
Roshan: We gotta get Billy!
Roy: *arriving all of a sudden* (Ow, my head...)
Will they EVER "get" Billy?
Does anyone even care anymore?
FIND OUT!
PS: Cable, you are one of the most observant ppl I have ever seen. It took you about 2 posts to realize that I was not capitalizing your sayings.
To mock my posts further, you kinda have to capitalize some words that don't need to be capitalized, as I do that sometimes...
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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thanks
cable: thanks...for saving me, BuDDY!! *hugs Roshan*
Roshan: Hey! Get a grip! *smacks cable hard*
cable: *shaking it off* oooh... thanks... i don't know what came over me... you cutey little wonderful boy! *hugs Roshan*
Roshan: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *smacks cable* What's WRONG with you?! That's disgusting! Don't give me little pet names!!!!
cable: i've got it!! i bet that "money" woney that we "stole"y woley had something to do with it, my little cabbage
Roshan: I don't believe this...I've got to make him stop talking to me like that
roy: (I KNOW!! you lit the "money" on fire to stop it... LIGHT CABLE ON FIRE!!!)
Roshan: I'm not going to light cable on fire..
cable: *hugs Roshan* thanks, bud- *Roshan starts burning cable with his lighter*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *melts*
what's going on here?
will Roshan save cable?
will MAMMA MIA MARIO FINALLY COME BACK TO THESE FRAGGIN' MESSAGE BOARDS AND KEEP SOME PEOPLE COMPANY?!!!!!!!!!!
*takes deep breath*
will they stop <everybody get your left hand going> gates?
will ANYONE else add to this story? even 00boo? or black yoshi?
does anyone care about this story?
will black yoshi die once more?
find out L8R on...
BORED-MKII GT... what ever all those letters mean
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Roshan: Why is this deleted?
Steve: Cuz it's boring.
Roshan: Ooooooo, ok then, carry on.
Edited by - Insane Steve on 5/19/2002 7:43:26 PM
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Roshan: Look! Look at the toasty warm glow *Blank stare*
Roy: (Burn Burn Burn!!!)
Roshan: Hmmmmmm *sudden realization* something is wrong here... *another sudden realization* wait.... *whips out his bazooka/machine gun combo* Heh, Billy, you will never fool me again! *Blasts Roy's head of with the bazooka* heh heh heh
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Billy: GAH! He found out.... but how???
MEANWHILE:
Roshan: *walking around* Well, let's see here... *sees the REAL Roy and Cable knocked out right next to each other* My intuitions were correct.
*Roy wakes up. It looks as if he suffered an additional blow, aside from Steve's Karate incident*
Roy: (Wha..... do I smell smoke?) *Sees his fake lying there with his head blown off* (Roshan.... what was THAT?)
Roshan: Oooooh, Billy sent a fake you to try and kill us. I knew it wasn't you, as you would NEVER tell me to burn ANYONE, if anything, you'd advise against it! And besides, the paint job was horrid. *Points out several out several missed black spots on Roy's impersonator* See?
18 Hours later
Cable wakes up. He appeared to be Chloroformed.
Cable: wha?
Roshan: No time for explanation, let's go.
*They head to Billy's castle*
Roshan: Ok, we need a disguise...
5 mins later
Roy: (Roshan, this is the CRAPPIEST paint job I have EVER seen! My arms are all short, and I could have done a better job!
Cable: ya, roshan, that wouldn't fool anyone...
Roshan: *dumps the gallon of red paint on Cable's head* That any better?
Cable: what was the point of that? *jumps in the river to get off the paint*
Roy: (Roshan, lemme do the paint, ok?)
Roshan: I bet you can't do any better!
10 mins later:
Roshan: Wow, impressive. I can't even tell you are really orange... how'd you do that?
Roy: (Hey, there's a reason why so many ppl still doubt I exist...)
Roshan: Right! *puts on a baseball hat* Heh, he'll never know it's me.
Will the disguises work?
What new challegnes will they face?
Will the real Billy please stand up?
Billy: ok *stands up*
Roshan: Kool! now we know who the real Billy is!
Billy: Who is that? I've never seen them... maybe I could give them a tour of the factory? I wouldn't dare be rude...
Does Billy have some other evil plans???
Find out sometime (I hope)!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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cable: *dressed like champ, the camel-like human* ...this is the worst tour i've ever been on...
gates:...and here is where i keep my computers...and here's my other computer room...and to the left is my xbox room...
*a flame or rage sparks in our two heroes' and yoshi's eyes*
gates:... and this is my sweat shop...here's my money room...here's my evil lair I MEAN IT'S NOTHING!!!!! *slams the door*
roshan: THAT'S IT!! Time for REVENGE!!!
cable: HHHHHHOOOOOO-WWWWWWAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
roy: (let's get him!)
gates: shucks! i didn't even recognize you!
mmm: where AM i?
*incredibly violent beat-down on gates takes place as roy steals as much money as he can for the team*
what will happen next?
only insane steve can decide because he's the ONLY other person who CARES ABOUT THIS WONDERFULLY FANTASTIC STORY OF ROUGH JUSTICE VS. RICH EVIL NERD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bored-MKII GT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!... whatever all of those extra letters mean...
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Roshan: Well, well, well, the tables have turned once again haven't they??? *evil grin*
Hey, Roy, watch out, remember the money monster... Wait, there is a safer way... *Goes into Billy's computer room, and enters the password to access Billy's personal bank account*
-Transfer $3,000,000,000 to account 3019384?
Yes No
Roshan: Tranfer to papa, baby! *clicks yes*
Roy: (Roshan, your account is 3019834...)
*The 3 billion goes to a middle aged 5-member family in Boise*
Roshan: Ah, yes.... (oops___)
Transfer $15,000,000,000 to account 3019834?
Yes No
*Yes*
Roshan: BOOM!!!!!!! Free Money *eyes turn into $'s*
*Cable is still fighting Billy and winning rather badly*
Cable: die billy! *beats down billy*
Billy: Nooooooooo! Ah well, I have my evil robot guards to MUTILATE YOU ALL!!!! MUHAHAHA--
Roshan: Not anymore. I shut down your computer system.
Cable: how? you can hack into computers?
Roshan: Nope, I just bashed in the main computer with a club. See?
Billy: Noooooooo! *Dies for real*
Roshan: Sweet.... Hey, Calbe, you want free money?
Roy: (You can't transfer any money when the comp is down...)
Roshan: Oops, ah well, I'll give you some of our 15 BILLION!
*Suddenly a red light and buzzer go on*
WARNING: Main computer deactivated. This building will self-destruct in 2 minutes. Have a nice day!
Roshan: Uh oh...
What will happen next? (Cable?)
Find out ... ummmm when I feel like it.
WARNING
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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WARNING: one minute, 59 seconds to explosion
cable: EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!!!!!!
roy:(but i'm a yoshi, not a man)
Roshan: C'mon! *hops on roy* Away, beast!
cable: *outside* i hope roshan gets out alright... i need money
will Roshan survive?
find out RIGHT NOW!!
Roshan: I wonder how much time is left *exits right as the building self-destructs*
roy:(not much!)
Roshan: OH, YOU THINK SO?
cable: oh, good you're safe.... where's my cut?
Roshan: What? Are you hurt? Roy, go get a band-aid
cable: no, i mean of the money
Roshan: Oh-ho-ho... In my bank account
cable: okay, just send me a check
Roshan: it's in the mail *evil grin*
cable: already? wow...you work fast!
Roshan: Yeah...Heh...I sure do...*evil grin*
cable: hold on... what was that between the astricks?
Roshan: What astricks? *evil grin*
cable: those! it says...*reads* "EVIL GRIN"!!!! HEY, are you scamming me out of money?
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*comes out of billys bathroom*
00boo:hmmm where are they-
*cable runs by with a heck load of money*
00boo:did i miss something
*roshan runs by with dead gates in his arm*
roshan:i wonder how much billy cost
00boo:hey roshan i found roshan cartoons in the bathroom.... hey stop running
*roshan jumps out of the window*
00boo:umm wats happening?,,,,hello
pc:10 seconds til big boom
00boo:MAMIT
pc:9
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00boo:1/2...crap
KABOOM
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mmm:oo hot evil chicks
00boo:hello again
death:hello
00boo:ill give you a a a*searching his wallet *
00boo:crap this is roshans wallet
8takes out another wallet and another and another then he found a new penny*
00boo:uuu sorry roshan..... ill give you a penny if you let me go
death:cool 2002 tuscon arizona penny ok u can go
*00boo leaves*
mmm:a help
meanwhile
00boo:darn it i left the roshan cartoons in hell and mamamia mario
to be continued?????
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Sorry for not having posted for a while. I was too unimaginative the last two days, and too tired today. Tomorrow, I will add my part, including what happened to Cable's money, and a MAJOR plot twist... stay tuned!
PS: Welcome back 00boo!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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WELCOME BACK to the story 00boo!!!!
hey, insane steve
you should check out the story board at the ultimate nintendo boards and look for that bored one
it could really use our help
you can come two 00boo
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Cable: wait something is wrong here... roshan is trying to explain where my money is, and i just saw him run by with billy in his arms... what gives--
Roshan: So, is 5 billion ok? *evil grin*
Other Roshan: Huh, whozat? he looks JUST like me...
Roshan: Uh oh... *evil grin* *runs*
Other Roshan: Heh heh heh, that was an imposter... I am the real Roshan: that was an evil clone of me that was trying to kill you all! Couldn't you tell? the evil grin every sentence?
Evil Roshan: GAH! they found me out, but I can head back to my castle!! HAHAHA! They'll NEVER get me there! *evil grin* *heads to his castle.
Roshan: Can't you see? These copies of us, and even Billy over there, they aren't our REAL foe... They are just his little "toys", of sorts...There is someone else... someone here who is the true U "F" O...
We gotta find, kill, and get information from these "toys" of this one guy... not neccessarily in that order.
Roy: (That sounded like something from the X-Files... Clones, UFOs, and ---)
Cable: not ufo! u "f" o
Roshan: He wasn't in that story... except for the end, ya see, Roy, U "F" O stands for "Unknown Final Opponent". That is who we've been trying to beat the whole time!
*The 4 head to the castle*
Roshan: I think we need the disguises again...
Roy: (Since no one washed off the paint, I still got it on...)
Roshan: Well? *Puts on the hat*
Meanwhile:
Real U "F"O: They won't get that far... for I will be waiting for them...
YOU HEAR THAT? I AM WAITING FOR YOU!!
*Hey, who's that guy in the baseball hat?*
What will happen to our characters? And who is---
Cable: hey steve in the promo you said i'd get my money...
Roshan: It's already there, through the miracles of electronic organizers... *sudden realization* WOW! The lobby has that one channel that shows nothing but game shows! Go ahead, guys, I gotta watch... uhhhhh, whatever's on!
Roy: (Ummmmmm, we got billions in the bank... we can GET THAT WHEN WE GET BACK!)
Roshan: But..... Match Game '77 is on!
Roy: (Roshan, we have more important thi----)
Roshan: You gonna let me watch my TV shows? Or you wanna taste the wrath of my new A-A Gun? Hey, It's back on!
*The others press on while Roshan watches the TV show, and in case you're wondering, no one knows it is Roshan, because he has that baseball hat disguise on*
In the lobby, 5 mins later:
Guard (to Roshan, although he doesn't know it is Roshan): Hey, you you need anything? Ummmmm, what's your name?
Roshan: Ummmmmmm, my name is..... *Reads the post* Steve! ya, that's it... Steve.
Guard: Well, Steve, tell me if you need anything, and why are you here?
Roshan: I need to see Roshan.
Guard: He won't be here for a while, he is doing.... SOMETHING. You can just sit here and watch... ummmmm, Hey! Match Game '77 is on! *sits down to watch Match Game '77 with Roshan, even though he doesn't know it is Roshan* Want some popcorn?
Roshan: Na, saiight.
Why is Roshan (The real one) posing as Steve and watching Match Game '77 while everyone else goes to find Evil Roshan? Find out---
Evil Roshan: *staring intently at a monitor at the other 3* Looks like we have "Company" *evil grin*
Guard: Some guy in the lobby named Steve wants to see you.
Evil Roshan: Steve? I know someone named Steve.. I think he made me... (he also doesn't know "Steve" is the real Roshan) anyway, tell him I can't see him right now. I have more important things to do right now... *evil grin*
What is Evil Roshan's evil plans? FIND OUT NEXT TIME... *pause to see if there is any more story* ON THIS SHOW!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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im at the ultimate nintendo forum but my names a secret
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*steve walks in*
*steve walks in*
steve:whaaat?
steve:EVIL ROSHA-.... steve?
evi roshan:wat the****^%&^%&%
steve:hey i created you
*lots of confusion*
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FLUSH
*00boo gets out of evil R's bathroom*
0boo:*humming sdtar wars theme* huh? i wonder wat this door leads to....*hears lots of roshan* hey its ro-
guard:hey you are not alowed here
00boo:YES I AM *evil grin or somewat of one*
* kills the guard with his berreta*
00boo:haha *gos in the room*
roshan:hey you cant make an evil grin that sucked
00boo:WHAT THE *************************
(theres like a hundred roshans)
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cable: awww fresh money
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mmm:who am i where am wat am i doing
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yoda:this is the start of the clone wars
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00boo:eep?
the end?(for me)
Edited by - 00boo on 5/27/2002 8:46:32 PM
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i'd add on, guys, but i'm having a really FRAGGIN' HARD TIME getting my avatar at ultimate nintendo boards to work right!!!
AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
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Who is roy?
Who is rosane?
What is Bored-MKll GT?
Tell super-clown-man as soon as you can
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the sacred clown is being held captive by a skunkle eater
cable, this one is 4 u
I may go bak 2 sk8 tok yall O-/<):
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thanks, but i didn't think that was sk8 talk, i thougt it was gangsta
cable:*hold on! i gotta go back to remember what's happened in the story*
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Who is roy? roy is an orange yoshi, used to fly roshan around
Who is rosane? there is no rosane
What is Bored-MKll GT? i dunno, but i post here alot
back to the story
cable:*counting his money as he walks around*...100...200...500...
clownman: ys this skunkle hold-n me hostaje?
cable:*hears clownman* huh? HEY, A SKuNKLe!
eater: no a skunkle EATER!!!! *eats cable in one gulp*
clownman: hey, u can't do that! *hits skunkle eater with a wet paper bag*
eater: hey! i refuse to take this kind of abuse *spits cable out* TAKE HIM! i don't care, i'm just a minor part in this story!
roshan: let's get back to me and roy fighting clones, shall we?
yoda: i should have said..."started, the clone wars have"
if you like my kind of righting, check out my 'journey' thread at ult. nintendo boards, general boards
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that journey thing is messed up.
I wasn't sure what you were talking about.
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Im don't even understand it!
Mario and Yoshi rule! The Nintendo Gamecube is the BEST Video Game System! X-Box is the worst!
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hey, super yoshi, i thought you didn't go there...how did you read it?
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Used to? He still does fly Roshan around, though he hasn't for a while...
MEANWHILE, back to the story that about 3 ppl understand!
Roshan: Ok, this plot is nice, but Match Game ' 77 is about over and I gotta see if the guy wins! Back in 5.
Roy: (I hate how he just DITCHES me like that sometimes... Ah well, everyone has thier idiosyncricies....) *overhears the television*
TV announcer: Up next, we continue with the Match Game ' 77 Marathon! Only, on Game Show Network!
Roshan: SWEET! Yo, guard, get some more of that popcorn!
Roy: (Grrrr..... he ain't coming back, is he?)
5 mins later. Roshan comes back:
Roy: (I though you were watching the---)
Roshan: THEY REPLACED THE EPISODE WITH ONE OF MATCH GAME ' 78!!! I HATE MATCH GAME ' 78!!! I AM GONNA GIVE THEM FREAKS A PIECE OF MY MIND WHEN WE GET BACK! *rips off his cap and throws it on the ground, not realizing he took off his disguise in the process*
Evil Roshan: Hmmmmmm I shoulda guessed... It was you all along! Don't worry, you won't survive long enough to give them a piece of your mind! *evil grin* Behold my army of clones of.... ME!
*about 100 or so Roshan clones appear*
Roshan: Aren't they clones of ME? I mean, you are an evil clone of me, so they are clones of a clone of me! This is too weird...
Set guy: This plot is getting way too confusing...
Evil Roshan: Hohoho! You WILL fall! *evil grin*
Roshan: Not if I can do something about it! *blends in with the clones, making it impossible to tell which one is the real Roshan*
Evil Roshan: Ummmm....... *evil grin*
Roy: (I can't even tell....)
Roshan Clone #43: Errrrr... sir, which one do we attack?
*Meanwhile, unbeknown to all but Roshan himself, Roshan is killing every clone one by one with the PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM until every last one of them are killed*
Evil Roshan: Wha????? Guess it will be one on one! *evil grin*
Roshan: Actually two on one, maybe three if Cable gets back...
Evil Roshan: Geez, I got something to prove here, I think you are being a lil cheap here...
Roshan: GAH! Errrrrr, Roy, can you sit out for this one so that Mr. "Create a 100 member clone army and then whine when he is 2 on 1 ed" can be satisfied?
Roy: (*Sigh* fine...)
Roshan: Let's go punk! *Brandishes the PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM*
Evil Roshan: Impressive, that, but I got..... THIS!!!!!! *Brandishes the Magical Spork of the Evil Realm*
Roshan: Uh....oh.... *back off*
Roy: (You're afraid of a SPORK?!?!?!)
Roshan: Not any spork, but the Magical Spork of the Evil Realm! Ah well, I got THIS! *brandishes a roll of duct tape*
Evil Roshan: Errrrr... *backs off* Hmmmmm what else do I got?
Roshan: No one can beat the insane combo of
PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM and the roll of duct tape!!!!
Roy: (That's not the only insane thing in this room...)
Evil Roshan: Well.... *approaches Roshan* Let's go!
They circle around each other like in a street knife fight.
5 mins later: Neither one has attacked yet. They just circle each other.
Roshan: NOW!!!!!!!
*Roy comes from NOWHERE and smashes Evil Roshan with a blunt object*
Evil Roshan: ..... You said this would be one on one! *collapses*
Roshan: Hey, I am an avid believer in Guerilla Weasel Tactics...
Evil Roshan: Uhhhhh... I shoulda...known... *dies*
Roshan: SWEEEEET! C'mon Roy, we've gotta defeat our TRUE enemy now...
WARNING: Main computer deactivated. This building will self-destruct in 2 minutes. Have a nice day!
Roshan: I din't TOUCH it this time.... Are all these castles like this.
MEANWHILE:
Cable: oops....
How will they escape? WILL they escape? Can anyone else figure out the plot? Find out when the next person posts on this story!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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*roshan and roy rush up to the command center to see who or what hit the self destruct button, and hoping it will be the u"f"o so this season can finally be over so we start a new one"
roshan: Who or what hit the self destruct button? I hope it was the u"f"o so this season can finally be over so we can start a new one.
cable: oops...
roshan: FOOL! Now we may ALL die just because you love pushing BUTTONS!
cable: *ignoring roshan* i wonder what this one does...
i'd post more, but i'm kinda busy, i may post later today
find out what button cable pushed on the next episode of BATMAN YEAR ONE...i mean bored-mkII gt
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cable04 Posted - 30 May 2002 13:52 PST
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hey, super yoshi, i thought you didn't go there...how did you read it?
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First my name is Super Yoshi 7175 second didn't go were? Third how did I read what?
Mario and Yoshi rule! The Nintendo Gamecube is the BEST Video Game System! X-Box is the worst! Member sence January,23,2002.
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00boo:when will this end
roshan:WHEN WE FIND MY CARTOONS
00boo:why do you get to ride the flying yoshi
roshan:BECAUSE HES MINE YOU IDIOT
00boo:i know but i like getting on your nerves
later
00boo:FINALLY I HAVE TRAINED BLACK YOSHI TO FLY
black yoshi:nooooooooooo(english)
roy:( what did you say)
00boo:he speaks english (english)
roy: (oh ok)
*00boo then gets on black yoshi*
00boo:WEEEEEEEEE
SPLAT
*black yoshi crashed into a tree and died*
00boo:sniff why
later in tuscon arizona
roshan:this place looks familar
00boo:ACK CLONES
evil cable clone: RAGA!!!!!
*roshan takes out his paper klip of beateness*
evil death ....clone: SHINY!!!!!!
*00boo takes his desert eagle out*
00boo: spiffy.... but not spiffy enough
*00boo then takes out his spork of kinda holyness*
00boo: will the clones make more clones
will people stop useing sporks
will they ever just go to deaths home and get mmm and the cartoons
00boo : double o boo
boos might be shy but they are always there......
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
visit my website at
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super yoshi 7175 posted
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First my name is Super Yoshi 7175 second didn't go were? Third how did I read what?
1.sorry, i just left off the numbers so it would sound more like a name, like i'm cable, insane steve's just steve, mamma mia mario was mamma mia, but now he's just mmm...
sorry
2.i was reffering to ultimate nintedno boards, where i posted the thing!
3.i thought you were talking about "journey" at ultimate nintedo boards
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roshan: Wow, cable, it seems as though the button you pushed made us end up back in tucson arizona... I HATE THIS PLACE!!
cableclone: RAGA! RAGA RAGA RAGA!
roshan: *obliterates the evil clone* That's for saying "RAGA", loser
cable: such rage...hmm....
00boo: i wish i had something that would fly *hops on cable* FLY, YOU FOUL CREATURE OF THE FUTURE! FLY!
cable:*throws 00boo off* get off!
roshan: Shhh...
cable: wha.. is someone coming?
roshan: No, but you two are really buggin' me! I haven't gotten to kill something in a while, so I'm a little edgy.
cable: but you just killed my clone like 5 SECONDS AGO!
roshan: YOU WANNA PUSH ME? HUH, FUTURE FREAKY BOY? MR. I'M TOO GOOD FOR YOU BECAUSE I'M FROM THE FUTURE? MR. I HAVE A COMPUTER LODGED IN MY SUPER STRONG TECHNO-ARM? MR. I HAVE A FLASHY EYE BECAUSE I HAVE TELEPATHIC POWERS?!!!! DO YOU? YOU WANNA PUSH ME?!!!!!!!!
cable: you know... *sob* when you say things like that, and you think it's funny... it just hurts...right here *points to his heart*
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black yoshi:....*afraid*
roshan:I MUST KILL MOOOOOOOORE
cable:well there is a whole army of cable and death clones
00boo:...sorry i just blew up half of the army with my "SPORK of KINDA HOLYNESS"
roshan then gets angry and kills all the clones
black yoshi:........*speechless*
00boo:hmmmmm IVE GOT IT *walks off*
roshan:need to kill*runs off*
cable:need tv*gos to a hotel*
black yoshi:help
THEN A EVIL FUZZY BUNNY RABBIT ATTACKS
meanwhile cable is watching tv
tv:today at tuscon arizona every one was killed by a strange man on a flying orange yoshi
meanwhile
black yoshi:AAHHHHHHHHHHH*running*
00boo:i need to kill an anounc-...... oops
will black yoshi survive
will roshan kill more
will cable get more potatoe chips
00boo : double o boo
boos might be shy but they are always there......
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
visit my website at
http://00boo.tripod.com/00boo
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cable: hmmm... news on every channel?! AAK! i need more chips *looks in cupboard* ROSHAN!! what are you doing in there all tied up and gagged?
roshan: MMMAPH DRRrrrrg...mh jljfpppfff dffreglinmhfffhph dgreg jffffq rrk dregff dwlffllrgffragger vmbzzz fdhlk nmmmvff g §....
cable: one of your clones tied you up and put you in here §? good thing i was in this exact hotel room to find you... where's roy?
roshan: rgg drfff
cable: what?
roshan: rgg drfff
cable: *thinking*...oh untie me
roshan: yssssss
cable: but i'm not tied up...
roshan: *sigh*
cable: OH! *unties roshan and ungags him* so where's roy?
roshan: *smacks cable* UNTIE ME FIRST NEXT TIME!!! alright here's the story with roy...
don't you LOVE how i keep ending these?
i stopped actually ending them and just made them trail on into the next person's post!
have fun!
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cable: oops... i guess i double posted. go on with your story roshan
roshan: As I was saying... the story with Roy is...
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Edited by - cable04 on 6/4/2002 1:23:39 PM
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*Geez, you stop posting for about 1 week and look what happens to your characters... ah well.
Roshan: I wonder sometimes.... anyway I think he's up on that mountain somewhere...
Cable: what mountain? *Looks out the window* oh that one
Roshan: I need to get up there somehow... Steve, can I fly?
Steve (half asleep): *wakes up* Huh? ya, whatever you want, stop bugging me... geez... *falls asleep*
Roshan: Sweet... *begins to fly up to the mountain, but stops halfway up and crashes hard onto the road* Owwwwwwwww!
Steve: You can't fly.
Roshan: But you said....
Steve: I wasn't awake then.
Roshan: Fine! Be that way.... *Finds a biplane* heh heh heh *flies the plane with all other important characters in the story up the mountain. Black Yoshi falls out and dies after smashing into the concrete.*
Cable: i wanna pilot the plane!
Roshan: Last time you did you ripped off the wheel, so I gotta say no.
*They crash land the plane on the top of the mountain*
Cable: you are a sad pilot
Roshan: And you can do better?
Cable: i can fly.
Roshan: Steve, you have gotta be kidding me.
Steve: *wakes up again* Huh? Cable is not my character. Whether or not Cable can fly depends on whether or not Cable thinks his character should be able to fly. So there. Now I can't fall asleep! Ah well.
*After about 45 minutes of incessant arguing*
Roshan: Steve, whatever happened to my cartoons?
Steve: Errr.... MMM stopped coming to all these boards so I can't reach him anymore.... he told me he lost the URLs...
Roshan: Ah well.
*After aboot 2 hours of searching the mountain top (it was a big mountain top) They find Roy just STANDING there for no apparent reason, eh?
Roy (somewhat drowsy for some reason): (Ugh.... where am I?)
Roshan: I think, by reading the above caption, we are somewhere on a mountain in Canada. Eh?
Roy: (Wouldn't know, I am not Canadian...Iv'e never been there until now...)
Cable: how'd you get up here?
Roy: (Ummmmmmm, I wasn't paying attention and I not hit in the head and when I woke up I was here...)
Cable: roshan?
Roshan: Similar story.
Cable: ah.
*They leave Canada for lack of any real information.*
Roshan: So we gotta find out who did this. We beat up all teh clones, and all of the other major enemies, all we gotta do is find and beat the U "F" O...
Roy: (What is up with all you and UFOs?)
Roshan: UNKNOWN "FINAL" OPPONENT! U "F" O MEANS UNKNOWN FINAL OPPONENT!!!!! GET THAT THROUGH YOUR HEAD!!!
Cable: but we know nothing about the u "f" o...
MEANWHILE:
U "F" O: I cannot believe they got out of that one.... and I can't find That One Guy.
U "F" O's assistant that never fights: What one Guy?
U "F" O: That One Guy!! That is his name, That One Guy.
Assistant: His name is "That One Guy"?
U "F" O: Yep... He is the best person I got that fights. He temporarily took them out, but I see that they escaped... I got horrid luck... They haven't beaten him though, and I doubt they can... BWAHAHAHAHAHA...!
U "F" O's assistant (joining in): HAHAHAHA!
MEANWHILE, somewhere no one in the story knows where is:
That One Guy: I guess I got 'em, and they didn't even see it coming either. Since they can't clone anymore.... I guess I'm all he got. I don't think they can get outta what I did to 'em.... heh, Canadian mountain.... eh? I'll just wait here, in this hidden castle that no one knows nor never will know where I am... hahaha
MEANWHILE:
Roshan: Come to think of it, I think I heard just before I was hit the name "That One Guy". I dunno, I think he is our last opponent before the U "F" O... wodner where he is?
Roy: (Maybe that large neon sign will tell us?)
They see a large neon sign that says:
THIS WAY TO THAT ONE GUY'S SECRET HIDDEN CASTLE!
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Roshan: Yes.....
*And they go in the direction of the arrow.*
T O G: They'll never find me.
Will they find That One Guy? And if they do, can they beat him? and WHO IS THE U "F" O?
Find out in a later post here sometime!!!
*There, I fixed everything, and made a new villian. NYAAAAAA!*
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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steve wakes up
ROSHAN:MAMIT you ruin everything
steve: i guess i dreamed that i woke up wierd
roshan:......ERRRR* goes and kills black yoshi*
00boo: i knew it was a dream
roshan:????
00boo:becuase i wasnt there and if it was not a dream i would be in a bathroom and black yoshi would hav a bunny chasing him and i had only 1 mm bb gun(well that sucks) and some how i was in afsganiscan fight donkeys with beards.
roshan:...... your wierd
bunny:arf*notices black yoshi dead*
cable:umm the bunny is a staring at me wierdly
bunny:*starts chasing cable*
anouncer:... hello every one and my name is-
00boo:DIE
BLAM BLAM
*anouncer was blew apart in three chunks*
00boo:aww memorys
00boo : double o boo
boos might be shy but they are always there......
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
visit my website at
http://00boo.tripod.com/00boo
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roshan: DUCK!
cable: hein?
00boo: where?
roshan: ...idiots...*kills bunny*
cable: thanks, man...now let's invade a castle!
tog: *looks down at heros*who are those five?
*heroes get to castle moat*
00boo: how are we gonna get across this?
cable: don't look at me, i can't fly....or can i? hmmm.... i think i might be able to use my telekenesis to fly over there...
*tries to fly...gets off the ground and starts moving over the moat*
00boo: hey! wait for us? *they jump on cable*
cable: AAAAAAK! *falls in moat with 00boo and roshan and roy and black yoshi on his back*
more later---gotta go eat
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how long duz it take ya dudes 2 write all of this stuff.it wood take me 2 long 2 read this n' catch on to the story and believe me I TRIED
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yeah, back when we started with BOREDOM HAS STRUCK IT'S VICTIM!!!!!! i didn't know what was going on
but then i finally caught on and now am one of the three that adds on to this insanity..<too much like insane steve> weirdity...<is that a word?>...craziness...?
oh well
i add on and further the story that's all that matters
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Roy: (This adventure must be affecting your intelligence. I COULD HAVE FLOWN YOU ALL OVER!!!)
Roshan: Shouldn't I have the first line in Steve's post? I usually do...
Cable: well you don't this time...
Roshan: If you don't I'll have to kill soemthing...
Steve: Geez, keep you A-A Gun at home and your funky drill shoes that haven't been of nuch use yet into the off position and you PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM in your pocket and...
*5 mins later*
... and your lighter in its case and your duct tape...
Roy: (Roshan, how many weapons do you have?)
Roshan: Not enough I don't think...
Steve: ... so I'll give you the first post!!! Man, what I do for you characters...
Roshan: It's your fault for making me like this...
Steve: And if you weren't like that you'd be boring... ya see, you 2 are actually my personality split into 2 distinct and very different pieces. Roshan gets my temper, wit/paranoia, fighting strength, and general recklessness. Roy gets my intelligence (most of it, anyway, mainly the logical part) my general common sense (which isn't much) and most of my general cynicism. See, when you 2 work together, The result is almost like my personality. However, you don't work together much, but when you do, you guys are almost unstoppable.
Roshan: Interesting.... then why do I do most of the general activity?
Steve: Because I use my anger/recklessness a lot more than my common sense.
Roshan: I see, that long winded explanation doesn't fix the fact that I don't speak first...
*They are whisked to the beginning of the post by some unknown force, probably made by Steve somehow.*
Roshan: Owwwwww.....
Roy: (This adventure must be affecting your intelligence. I COULD HAVE FLOWN YOU ALL OVER!!!)
MEANWHILE
TOG: How'd they find me? Hmmmmmm, musta been that one sign I put up, I knew I shoulda taken that down..... Man, they are acting kinda dumb suddenly, I think I can take 'em all out...
MEANWHILE
Roshan: Ok, now that we are in the castle by some strange reason that Steve was too lazy to explain, what do we do now?
Roy: (I thought I got Steve's cynicism....)
Steve: *Ugh...* Ok, I split the cynicism about 60/40. There.
Roshan: Is it just me or did I get most of Steve's bad qualities?
00boo: MAMIT stop asking that stuff we gotta do this!!!!!
Roshan: Ugh..... Fine....
TOG: They still look too stupid to find me...
2 Min later
Roshan: Hah! We found you!
TOG: That was fast.... but it ends here.
Roy: (No it doesn't.)
TOG: Yes it does.... You don't know it until now, but you guys have no chance to survive...
Roshan: Are you that one guy from the All Your Base cartoons? I mean, it sounds like that alien dude.... oh, CATS! What kind of name is CATS for an alien? Man....
TOG: Shut up! *pushes a button*
A cage drops from the ceiling, trapping everyone inside.
TOG: I told you all... Now watch, HAHAHA!
Roy pushes the cage over with no problem.
TOG: *astonished look* Huh? I ordered a HEAVY cage; You shouldn't have been able to push it over...
Roy: (While you weren't looking, I kinda saw it and swapped it out for a light one. Sorry for any inconvience it caused you and your impossible crusade...)
TOG: IMPOSSIBLE!?!?! I have yet to begin attacking! HAHAHA!
Roshan: He's right. None of us has been attacked yet.
TOG: SHUT UP you..... I am going to take you out first cuz you are so annoying! No, I should take out that orange guy cuz he messed up the cage! No wait....
*A strange glare appears in Roshan's eyes*
Roshan: I'd know that odd look anywhere...
RICK????
TOG: What the---? You know me?
Roy: (You know him?)
Cable: you know him?
00boo: You know him?
BY: You know--- *dies of TB for some odd reason*
Chi Chi Rodriguez: You know him?
Roshan: How'd you get in here?
Chi Chi: My friend bet me $10,000 that I couldn't hit a golf ball though a window here... *points to a broken window, then points to a golf ball*
Roshan: I was wondering about the golf ball...
Chi Chi: Now I'm rich!!! Bye! *takes the golf ball and leaves*
Roy: (How do you know him?
Roshan: Well, let me explain... Ya see....
*Rick errrr--- That One Guy smashes Roshan with a Lead Pipe.*
Roshan: Owwwwwww, I can't remember, what was I doing?
Cable: *Realizing how boring the explanation would be* how you'd beat this guy...
Roshan: Right! I guess we'll all....
What will they do? Will That One Guy's tricks work? And if so, how? And will they ever find the U "F" O? Find out next time!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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It would take mw about 5 hours 2 type that much but I am good at finding time
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*then black yoshi has a mental break down and blows up the castle*
#only roshan, cable 00boo, roy, steve and rick remained#
meanwhile
tog:Where in my ego am i
death: you are in the unliving
tog:WHAT IM IN ONLY 3 post!!! oh im am so getting a lawyer
mmm:where am i..... who am i
00boo : double o boo
boos might be shy but they are always there......
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
visit my website at
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rick: oh no! i survived!
tog: but i didn't!
rick&tog: but i thought we were the same guy!
00boo: they're the same person? oh, mamit! i thought they were different guys
cable:i'm not sure anymore...the only man who knows is steve...and the only way to contact steve is through roshan...and the only one suffering from a cocussion is roshan...WHAT ROTTEN LUCK WE HAVE!
i would post more but my big bro's breathing down my neck trying to get me off so he can call a place and try to get a job at the college he's going to go to!
L8R, G8R!
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me: what really happened to mmm he is the one who introduced me 2 theese boards
mmm: i'm right here fuu.
me:oh yeah what happened to ...hmmmmm (looks around)ahh forget it (flies away in private war jet)
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wow, I haven't been following this, but its amazing how you guys can just continue on a story, with a continuously changing plot. If it werent for the plot thing, I could swear you had it all planned out...well, keep it up, and ya never know, I may join ya in the third one ;)
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Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!
I can get you the MARIO AND ZELDA CARTOONS!!!go to my "get the mario and zelda cartoons FREE!!!!" topic and request what episodes you want!!!
you really dont know, do you??
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i dunno
we may end it soon
it depends on how much longer insane steve and 00boo <can i call you ooboo?> want it to go on
it's one of their turns to add to the story anyway
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Ok, this isn't my official add-on to the story, but I need you to know that I am here and to clear up some loose ends.
TOG: Who am I? I forgot my real name....
Steve: Gah! what the---
TOG: I am Rick, correct?
Steve: Yes, you are... How'd you separate into 2 people?
TOG: I dunno, musta been the explosion... Man! I gotta finish this fight... Yo, Rick!
Rock: Ya...
---- LONG PAUSE ----
Rick: Sheesh, a talking Rock.... What is it?
TOG: We need to come back into 1 person... That explosion was messed up...
Rick: Fine... *they merge back into the one person that they are SUPPOSED to be*
TOG: There... better... BUT MY CASTLE GOT BLOWED UP!!!! *sniff* And how can we continue this if Roshan got knocked out? I mean, he is supposed to be the major fighting guy, right?
Roy: (I can fight, kind of...)
TOG: Good enough for me, let's go!
*everyone but Roshan (who is STILL KOed) enters a grayish room*
TOG: Let's go! *pushes a button. The walls of the room turns from gray to forest green. Nothing else happens.*
Roy: (What was that for?)
TOG: Nothing, I just like Forest green...
Now what? Find out tomorrow, for I will finish this fight tomorrow! (If no one else does)
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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who r they supposed 2 B fighting (if not eachother)?
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00boo:ITS 00boo NOT OOBOO
ZERO ZERO B O O
*as 00boo is ranting black yoshi goes in a jet pwane and runs into rick*
BOOOOOOOOM
*they both die but then the castle blows up (somehow even when its flat) killing 00boo, cable, and roshan.
back to the unliving
00boo:WHERES B.Y.
cable:hmmmmmmmmm........
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cable: Black yoshis comes back to life every couple of minutes
roshan:*sniff* I didnt make the first word to this post
awhile later
00boo:HEY mmm ISN'T DEAD ANY MORE
Else where
mmm: where am i
bin popin:in Afsgandistan
mmm: oh poo
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bin popin? oh well I can't git min. wage
in a 2 ring circus
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*Somewhere in Hell*
Roshan: Odd, Roy didn't die.
Cable: hmmmmmmmm
Roshan: How we gonna get outta here?
Cable: maybe on that door that says "exit"?
00boo: MAMIT Roshan sometimes I wonder about you...
Roshan: Oh yea... *The 3 leave through the door*
MEANWHILE
Roy: (Roshan! You OK?)
Roshan: Ugh..... No, I got wasted somehow... Some piece of shrapnel... Hey, we beat That One Guy somehow!
Cable: and you don't care about me?
Roy: (Geez, I've been traveling with Roshan for a loooooong time... I kinda gotten to know him a lot better...)
Roshan: So we all gotta find the U "F" O to finally end this nightmare!
MEANWHILE
TOG: NOW where am I? *Sees the exit sign* Ah well... *Leaves through the exit sign and winds up in Tucson AZ*
MEANWHILE
MMM: What am I doing here?
MEANWHILE
00boo: Something tells me we haven't killed Rick yet...
Roshan: Man, we crashed a PLANE into him! Wow... if that didn't do it....
MEANWHILE
TOG: I guess I gotta find them... somehow... I guess I'll stay in Tucson for a while to see what happens...
MEANWHILE
U "F" O: GAH! *Slams fist on counter* How did they come back from the dead? They make a deal with the Devil?
Assistant that never fights: I think they did actually.... Where's That One Guy?
U "F" O: I can't track him anymore....
Assistant: They'll be coming soon... you just wait!
MEANWHILE
Roy: (Roshan, you are getting really heavy... I can't FLY you everywhere!)
Roshan: Geez.... Ok, we'll stop in... *BRIEF PAUSE* Tucson, AZ!!!!
*Bad piano chord*
They travel to Tuscon, unaware that That One Guy is waiting for them...
TOG: Aha! I found you again!!!! hahaha!
Roshan: I thought we killed you?
TOG: I thought I killed you.... Ah well... This is it! Reckon it's time to take you down!
Roshan: Steve, didn't this completely destroy 00boo's plot add-on?
Steve: *drowsy* Huh? I dunno.
TOG: Enough! *takes a 2"x4"* I will emerge vicorious!
*Black Yoshi comes again flying his plane. Unfortunatly, he rams into a wall and kills himself*
TOG: Hmmmmmm your kamikaze pilot didn't work that time!
Roshan: Crap.
Who will win the epic battle between Evil and Not-So-Evil...? And will they EVER, EVER find the U "F" O? Ever? Find out soon! (I hope)
Roshan: Whatever happened to the Roshan doll?
Steve: Uhhhhhhh *runs*
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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oh my gosh you killed b y
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a brief interruption:
back in the underworld, so we clear up what sort of deal they made with the devil
--at the exit door--
devil*in several creepy voices: YOU caNNOT leave my DARK laiR of DEATH!
cable:i think we can
devil: i THINk you CAnnot
roshan:*drawing PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINET DOOM OR WHATEVER* ...*to himself*where's my real pen...oh well...this will work...I think we CAN!
devil: i STILL thINK you CannOT
00boo <i know it has zeros, but i was just curious>:*drawing a big-nash gun* i think we can, mamit!
devil: do We reALLY neED to GO THRough eVEry one of YOU sayING you CAn?
roy: (i haven't said anything yet! why does everyone seem to forget about me!?)
roshan: Get him!
*all attack the devil*
---indefinit amount of time passes---
cable: let's go, cats&kittens
*all exit the dark world, leaving a broken devil behind*
there... now you guys can keep adding to the story
i didn't want people thinking we're evil or something
go ahead
go on
you can do it
you know you want to
don't you roll your eyes at me!
oh sure, just LEAVE!
SEE IF YOU'LL EVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING WITHOUT ME!!!!!!
*cries*
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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Y8FooD...well, you did
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cats 'n kittens turn 'n join da devil who drops the floor holding them in another prison filled with all of their greates fears and steven king is there too
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all: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
that's all for today
i'm not feeling creative
_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did
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Jesus from south park comes down and saves them. They soon apear in bowsers castle.
clownman: stupid cobra get off me.
Jesus: I will now make one of you immortal.
Who will it be?
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Roshan: Wait... THE Jesus from South Park? Wouldn't you be more likely to send someone to hell than to immortalize someone? I mean, South Park?
Jesus: Ummmmm, I am bored today. Haven't figured out who though...
Roshan: *shifts eyes*
Roy: (This plot is getting weirder and weirder...)
Cable: ooooo pick me pick me pick me
Jesus: Hold on.... Heh, let's make this REALLY interesting! I am making That One Guy immortal! *A strange light pertrudes from His hand to Tucson, AZ*
TOG: Wha...? I feel all funny inside now... Wonder what that means? Now where did they go?
Roshan: NOW how are we supposed to beat That One Guy?
Jesus: I didn't say he couldn't be beaten, only that he couldn't be killed.... *leaves*
Roy: (THAT was freaky...)
Roshan: Where are we?
Cable: didn't you read the post? bowser's castle!
Roshan: Oh...
MEANWHILE
TOG: I gotta find them folks, I gotta kill 'em someday! *walks the long way to Bowser's Castle*
MEANWHILE
Roshan: What are we doing here? Let's go!
00boo: I like this place
Roshan: And I DON'T!!!
00boo: LET'S GO THEN *whips out the anti-tank gun*
Roshan: Hmmmm.... *evil grin* *pulls out a rocket launcher* Let's see you---
Roy: (BOTH OF YOU STOP THAT!!!!!!)
00boo: OK OK man....
Roshan: But I wanted to try it out! *puts away the rocket launcher*
*They are about to leave, when suddenly, That One Guy appears through the front door*
TOG: HA! I finally got you!
Roshan: Not Quite! *Shoots That One Guy with the rocket launcher*
TOG: Huh? That did nothing... odd...
Roshan: ...
TOG: I am literally invincable! HAHAHA!
Roshan: Looks like you can't spell either.
TOG: Well, I am! And YOU aren't! *does a little dance*
Roy: (Well, we can't KILL him, so I guess we have to outsmart him...)
Cable: why don't i ever fight?
Steve: Because I do all the fighting scenes, and I don't know your fighting style well...
Cable: ...
*suddenly, a loud CRASH is heard.*
TOG: What was that?
Chi Chi Rodriguez: Hey! I got another $10,000 now.. nice! *Takes the golf ball and runs*
TOG: What was the point of that?
Roshan: ...
TOG: Well, you HAVE to fight now! And I cannot lose!
Roshan: ...
...
...
...
...
Roy: (You ok?)
Roshan: ...
...
...
...
Cable: that seems fun i want to try it
...
...
Roshan: ...
TOG: ENOUGH ...! Reckon it's time to take you down! *attacks....*
*GASP*
*the wall.*
TOG: OWWW!
Jesus: This is pretty funny...
Roshan: RUN!!!!
*They all run... far, far away*
TOG: GAH! I shoulda had them... and now I lost them!
Now that That One Guy is immortal, how will they win? AND WHO IS THE U "F" O?
Roshan: We need to find out... SOON!
Roy: (I doubt that will ever happen at the rate we're going...)
Cable: where could he be?
00boo: MAMIT I wanna blast him!
Black Yoshi: Now what.... *BOOM!* Owwwww... *dies*
Chi Chi: I am so rich now hahahahaha!
TOG: Where the &#$*@! are they?
U "F" O: I can't lose if they don't find me!
Assistant: Boss... I think Steve is getting restless... They can find us any minute now!
Steve: *Sigh* It is hard to keep up now!
Luigi: Hey a line!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
Edited by - Insane Steve on 6/17/2002 7:28:19 PM
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*then black yoshi crashes into a tree*
BY:......... _-/
By:???????!
BY:IM INVisible
roshan:YOU SPELLED INVINCIBLE(?) WRONG
*so black yoshi kills tog and then gets hit by a train*
timmy:TIMMY!!!
THE END
(a very un long ending)
well the end for me IM OUTA hear
*00boo
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whoa whoa whoa
hold on a second
is that the end end?
or is that the end of 00boo?
or is that the end of ep II?
i don't care if it's option 1 or 2
but i hope 00boo's not gone
what do you say, crazy steven?
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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Y8FooD...well, you did
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i guess you don't respond to that name...
so, what say ye, mentally ill stephen?
_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did
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Well, I think I'll have to end this all today I guess.... I'll let you all add afterwards .. uh .. afterwards.
TOG: Hey! I thought I was immortal?
Jesus: You were, then I got bored so I changed it. I can bring you back though.
*Jesus brings TOG back.*
TOG: Errrr... where were we?
Roshan: Uhhhhh *pulls out the rocket laucher and blasts TOG's head off, he immediatly dies.* *sudden realizaton* WHAT IS THIS? I MEAN, WE GO THROUGH THIS WHOLE THING WITH THAT ONE GUY, FOUR CONFRONTATIONS, AND HIM EVEN BEING IMMORTAL, AND STEVE MAKES HIM GET KILLED AFTER 5 SECONDS? YOU ARE SUCH A LAZY BUM!
Steve: You wanna test me? *evil grin*
Roy: (Ya, this is almost over, and you don't want to ----)
Roshan: I AM SICK OF ALL YOUR--- *ack!* *Slumps over*
Steve: *super evil grin*
Roshan: *gets up* Fine, you have it your way... geez...
They search for the U "F" O and thus try to put an end to this story. 276 hours of mindless wandering later...
Roy: (Roshan, I'm hungry!)
Roshan: You're always hungry...
Cable: ya, that and we ate 8 minutes ago.
Roy: (8 MINUTES??? It's been that long?)
Roshan: *sigh*
5 minuts later:
Roshan: I'm bored...
Roy: (You're always bored...)
Roshan: Just like you're always hungry?
Roy: (Speaking of which....)
Roshan: Oh, great....
MEANWHILE:
U "F" O's assistant: They are really close now!
U "F" O: Steve is getting tired... I guess we have another day...
And (s)he was right. Steve is getting tired... so I'll make this part a 3-parter! stay tuned soon for part 2, The Final Battle!
Roy: (So you PROMISE it's almost over?)
Steve: Uhhhhhhhh... *runs*
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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actually i just wanted to put the third one in general chat so its easy to get to it
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And Part 2 begins.... TOMORROW! Maybe.
Roshan: This is really getting on my nerves!
Steve: I am tired and I'll do it when I can! Man...
Part 2 comes soon!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
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cable: i'm tired
00boo: you're always tired
roy: (just like roshan's always bored?)
Roshan: And Roy's always hungry?!
roy: (gimme food!)
roshan: Give me something to do!
roy: (i've got something for you to do...GET ME FOOD!
roshan: I'll get you food... HERE'S A KNUCKLE SANDwich... I'm sorry Roy, I'd never hit you...
roy: (oh, that's so swee-GET ME FOOD!)
later
00boo: i'm depressed
cable: you're always...what?
00boo: we've just been wandering around for twelve days or something...mammit! i want someone to blow up!
Roshan: At least you aren't hungry
roy: (i am)
Roshan: Really?...Rea-SHUT UP!
cable: i'm tired
u"f"o's assistant: master, they've been wandering around your castle for hours..days!
u"f"o: then maybe... we should LET them in *smile in darkness*
...hope i didn't mess up part two
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who wants to buy a skunkle?
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Y8FooD...well, you did
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Nope, not yet anyway.
PART 1b. The bridge to the exciting part (i.e., another excuse for me not figuring out who the U "F" O should be)
Steve: You peeps are HOPELESS!! Since it took you so long, I'll tell you all where it is! It is that Big gray build you all have been wandering around for a week!
Roy: (See, Roshan, I TOLD you it was that building...)
Roshan: Shut up. You don't insult me until you stop being hungry all the time.
Roy: (Like you are alw....)
Cable: shudddap!
Roshan: No man I am sick of someone who can't even speak English showing me up all the time!
Roy: (I would approprately retaliate but unfortunatly I only have 4 fingers on a hand and technically have no middle finger.)
Roshan: ...
...
...
GAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *rolls on the floor laughing. A lot.*
00boo: MAMIT are we gonna get going and blow up some stuff?
All: ...
MEANWHILE
U "F" O: This is getting more and more hopeless for them.
MEANWHILE
A major argument is breaking out among everyone: Roshan is attempting to prove his superiority by pointing out everyone's faults...
Roshan: Yes, and maybe if you weren't always HUNGRY we'd make it!
Cable: whoa slow down--
Roshan: You shut up too! Man, I am sick of you not capitalizing everything! MAN!
Roy: (STOP THAT! Will you get on track!)
Roshan: Will you stop eating so much?
Roy: (I can't help that! You obviously don't know that much about our species...)
Roshan: I can not eat for 10 minutes...
00boo: SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDUP!
Roshan: And look at you! You should--- *slumps over unconcious for no apparent reason*
Steve: I was getting sick of it too. *evil grin*
Eventually, they all regain their senses, and thus they enter the castle, unaware of what awaits them...
The REAL part 2 is coming soon! (I hope)
U "F" O: At the rate they are going, I'll CRUSH them....
Roshan: Wait a minute, something is not right here... Steve! You changed your sig!
Steve: Hahaha.... ugh.... *runs*
You know what? I got really, really bored one day so I decided to change my signature.
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MEANWHILE
mmm:why are all the chicks here are all covered up
*then a huge missle blows up aphsgaundistan and mama mia mario flys somewhere....*
insane steve why dont you post at the ultimate nintendo forum
00boo : double o boo
boos might be shy but they are always there......
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
visit my website at
http://00boo.tripod.com/00boo
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i can't think of anything...
but why don't you post there more often?
_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did
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Roshan: Ugh......
*Everyone is restless and sick of waiting for someone to come up with an ending Roshan is especially bored... and is getting weirder and weirder by the minute.*
Roshan: Heh heh heh... Hey Roy, Ya know what? You cannot survive the wrath of...
Roy: (Oh great, this is gonna be so cheesy...)
Roshan: ...INDEX CARD MONSTER! HAHAHA!
*Roy eats the index card*
Roshan: ...
...
There! Now you can't complain about being hungry because you ate my index card!
Roy: (Ya, considering I was desparate enough to eat an INDEX CARD has to tell you something...)
MEANWHILE
U "F" O: What is this? They've been STANDING there for a week!
U "F" O's assistant: Maybe they are laying a siege...
U "F" O: Then why have they resorted to eating index cards?
U "F" O's assitant: Why do they even HAVE index cards?
Wait... something is not right here... people standing there by the castle... for a week... eating index cards... Hmmmmmm... This looks like a job for....
CYNICMAN!!!!
*A strange guy in a cape and tights with a large "C" painted on his chest enters.*
Cynicman: Why are you ppl here? Staring at the castle? Admiring it? Or are you afraid?
Steve: Wait... Something is not right here... THAT WASN'T CYNICISM! That was insult! There is a fine line between cynicism and insult....
Cynicism: You have no life. I mean there you are, sitting there on a computer, making up stories with characters like me...
Roshan: HEY! I am a character like me!
Steve: Cynicism is more stating the obvious in a blunt way... Insult is more assumption based than cynicism... *eyes turn to flames*
I am the Insane One...
The firm believer of CYNICISM...
The noticer of inconsisancies...
The master of pure idiosyncrisity...
Our only real enemy is Fate...
Our only real ally is Luck...
Roshan: -Wow, this is deep...-
I am the perpetually bored One...
I am Insane Steve!!!
Cynicman: What was the point of th-- *Steve kicks him in the face, knocking him unconsious, possibly dead.*
Steve: iNO TE MEJAS CONMIGO!
Cable: uh oh he's talking in spanish...
MEANWHILE
U "F" O: Wait... just you wait... when (if) they EVER try to get in here... my SECRET WEAPON will make short work of them.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What is the U "F" O's secret weapon?
Who is the U "F" O?
Why have they not entered the castle for a week?
Why DO they have index cards?
Is Cynicman really dead? (yes)
Find out the answers to all these questions, and so much more... sometime in the next year!!!
If you're lucky.
You know what? I got really, really bored one day so I decided to change my signature.
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hey! i only had ONE line in that!
steve: sorry
me: no you aren't
steve:...
me: hrmmph!
cable: i can't take any more of this! *jumps in the moat*
00boo: there goes another one...
roshan: Who was the first?
00boo: roy
roshan: ROY!?
00boo: yea, roy
roshan: NOOOOO! *jumps in moat*
00boo: *rolls eyes* sigh...*jumps in moat*
u"F"o: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha*gag*... they will all surely parish!
will they?
or is there perhaps a secret entrance or something? *wink wink*
will we finish this story before school starts?
_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did
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noone's added yet?
_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did
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*sigh*
ooh
all the memories
*cries*
_0-/<______________
who wants to buy a skunkle?
_0-/<):________________
Y8FooD...well, you did
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I still don't know why I havn't finished this story yet, probably cuz I STILL don't know who a good U "F" O would be. Anyway, cable, you should really stay, and not just to advertise, uh, you know...
Cuando yo me siento aquí, reflexionar lo que aconteció exactamente con mi vida, yo me dí cuenta algo. Algo interesar. ... algo que no era bastante correcto... algo que pareció hacer mi vida incompleta... algo que hizo mí se siente vacía adentro.. ¿Tan, usted sabe lo que hice? Absolutamente nada. Era el mejor desicion de mi vida. Mi vida no bastante correcta vacía.
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Ooh Heh
Ooh heh
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Then the uf o is revealed to be mama mia mario
00boo:why why did you do it
mmm:ohh a hot girl *runs off*
roshan: oh that sucks i really wanted to kill something
black yoshi:....
roshan:*evilgrin*
*roshan kills black yoshi*
THE END
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What? That's just the end, then?
Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
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CW: AH HA!!
*Crashes into scene with damaged jet pack and Roshan's drill boots*
Does CW know something?
Will he tell the others?
Are the others even interested in the story anymore?
Who is George Peter Franklin?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT
- - - BORED-MKII GT!! - - -
Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
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Oh, and here's BM2GT greatest hits... volume 1!
00boo:ACK if the sory has no plot that means itsa plot that talks about no plot
Roshan: *whips out the PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM*
CW: Doesn't he mean "imminent"?
Roshan: Does this story finally have something that may qualify as a plot in 13 countries? Find out on..... <too lazy to check the title of the story>
Roshan: So THAT'S the plot, we sit here and fight stuff.... SWEET, that's my fort.
Roy: (You mean FORTE.)
Roshan: Well, my comp doesn't have accent marks... sheesh...
Will My comp get accent marks?
Find out when ---- ya know, I don't care!!
Is that it for now? Why is Steve so lzy today? Find out soon.....I hope....
cable: i found walt disney, but he's kinda too frozen in a big block of ice to make your show, roshan
roshan: away with this foolish ice cube
00boo:i dont have feet
alien:EEEEEWAAAAAAEEEEEWWWAAAAA UGH*dies*
cable:*picks up dead alien* i bet i could get 50 cents for this... that would pay for my play-doh
cable: 50 cents
shadowy guy: okay * hands cable money*
cable: THIS IS FIFTY DOLLA... *calmly* thank you
will they excape
why is the end on top
will they make it alive
#after running for awhile#
00boo: i think we finally got away from him
roshan:who
00boo:NEMESIS
roshan:whos he
00boo: ohya you guys never saw him
cable: WHO WANTS TO TOUCH THE ALIEN HAND*it wasnt all sold* only $50 per touch
meanwhile
nemesis: stars #hes some where in mexico eating a burrito#
meanwhile
00boo:ack not the ufo again
ufo: RAAAARRRRRGA
*roshan then cuts it in to pieces*
*and cable is still makeing play-doe*
by:hey i havent died yet *then looks at the date* ITS OPPISATE DAY
00boo:MAMIT
roshan:mabye thats why the ufo still wont die
cable:...... ALIEN SLIME $220
00boo:know wonder the questions are on the top
black yoshi:hey if i dont die will you die
*they all die except for black yoshi and cable*
00boo:noooo not again
death:hello welcome to he-
00boo: i will give you a qarter if you let me go
Death: oo shiny .....ok
*00boo leaves the place*
roshan:i need a QUARTER .... hey can i borrow that quarter
death:ok
roshan: i will give you a quarter if you let me go
death : ok OOO shiny
*roshan leaves poor mmm and the rest*
mmm:RELP
Cable: money<that's what weird al calls bill gates>
Roshan: Wha..... *rips out all the money before it can eat him, still it manages to rip off his right hand*
Roshan: GA#! T#at was t#e ####est ##ad #f #### # #ave EVER see#! Steve, W## d#d ### d# ##a#!
Roy: (You're talking all funny...)
Roshan: #f c##rse # a# ta####g a## f####! ##### Gates#s ev## ###e# ##st r###ed #ff ## #a#d!!!
*scene deleted*
Roshan: Why is this deleted?
Steve: Cuz it's boring.
Roshan: Ooooooo, ok then, carry on.
Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/15/2002 9:03:28 PM
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Amusing. Anyway: That last part... (The boring scene) it was to cover up a double post. Heh heh heh...
Roshan: How amusing. A copy-pasted recap of random parts of the story.
Roy: (Someone brought this back?)
Roshan: You spelled it "lzy"? You really were lazy...
Roy: (You know what's really lazy? The fact we've been sitting in a moat for roughly.... 4 months now....)
Steve: Fine, I'll get this finished sometime. Not today. I need to get some ideas. I mean, you were sitting in a moat for... 4 months... I think you can sit there for maybe a day now...
Roshan: It's kind of cold now...
Steve:...Ugh... fine.
*Everyone climbs out of the moat.*
Roy: (Now what? And where is everyone?)
Steve: This is going to take a while...
(PS: In case you are interested, "Steve" isn't really a part of the story. More of an omniscent 3rd party that isn't actually in the story.)
PPS: I am pretty sure that "Impertinent" is a word. I ran it in a spell check and it said it was a word...
I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
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Well certainly, impertinent is a word, meaning superfluous, unimportant, etc... but imminent seems like it woul dhave made more sense.
MaDe MoRe SeNsE?! What am I talking about? Especially in this story...!
CW: Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh
Roshan: What do you want?
CW: Collard Greens!!!!!!!1!!!!11!11!1
Roy: (Oh brother...)
CW: Look! Up in the sky! It's a nerd! It's Insane! It's NOT Steve!? Wait... oh well. Anyway... AAAHHH It's the U "F" O!
*Suddenly a giant monster with the body of Bowser, the programming of Sigma, and as huge as Andross... it's BowSigmAnd!*
Cable: And... who?
CW: Gimme a money! *Activates stolen drill boots*
Cable: AAAAHHHH!!! MY MONEY!!! *dies*
George Peter Franklin: How sad. Hmm... did you hear that noise?
CW: Where'd that monster go??
GPF: Oh... heh heh... I just saw it leave... I think... *burp*
Roshan: Git me outta this moat!!
WILL ROSHAN GIT OUTTA THIS MOAT?
WILL THERE BE ANOTHER PART OF THE STORY?
WHERE DID BOWSIGMAND GO?
FIND OUT THE ANSWER TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS...
AND MORE YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF
. . . . BORED-MKII GT!! . . . .
Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
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TV Producer: This show isn't doing so well.
Network Executive: You got it.
CW: What's the big idea? This is a TV show and no one told me? HI MOM
Network Exec.: We're cancelling this show.
*fans write thousands of letters to SBN (Story Boards Network) protesting cancellation*
*however, it is not enough to change their minds*
*then, a rival channel, GMC, decides to buy up all previous episodes, for possible flashback sequences, and also continues the series for the next season, under a slightly new/different name*
CW: AH HA HA HAAA!
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/20/2002 11:10:37 PM