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Title: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 15, 2002, 08:26:02 PM
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Ok, here's how the Mario Bar works. You come in and get any drink you want from me (the bartender) then sit down at a table and just talk to people (that use the Message Board) about Mario stuff.


Let the Mario Bar begin!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 7/31/2005 10:22:25 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Darkside on July 16, 2002, 02:34:53 AM
Trust me. Darkside didn't buy this. >:-D

Don''t you think I''m a newbie!I,Darkside,have been here ever since January!
       -Darkside
Darkside Inc.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/21/2002 8:00:47 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 16, 2002, 02:49:33 AM
If your asking for a flame war, No!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Spiky Blue Shell on July 16, 2002, 02:24:47 PM
I'll have a kerokerokola. Ha ha.


That was the dumbest joke i've ever told in my life.

If Mariokart met F-Zero...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on July 16, 2002, 02:49:46 PM
I'll have a Super Soda.



It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 16, 2002, 03:59:17 PM
(Gives out the drinks) What would you like Darkside? A Devils Delight? Or are you just here wasting time!?



Edited by - Yoshi Girl on 7/16/2002 3:01:54 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on July 16, 2002, 09:13:20 PM
Darkside, I don't know if you're speaking for or against me when I say this, but this is one of the stupidest posts I've ever read.

-------
In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people.
Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed, and blew it out.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on July 17, 2002, 01:35:05 PM
Most people on this board don't really care about interactive games and such. I made a battle forum that died in a week. My Mario Party Duel Mode-type game on here held out for a little longer, but it still died when one of the two players left. Oh well, maybe with all these new members it won't die as easily, and I've got some new ideas for it.

The most successful game on the forum is the Mario Word Association. It has almost 1600 posts, and I think it's still going.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: smb allstars master on July 17, 2002, 04:01:58 PM
oh well. uhhh....I'll have the hardest, most potent **** you've got *wanders off to table in dark corner*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!



you really dont know, do you??
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 18, 2002, 04:53:36 AM
Let's try some "strong" Mexican liqour for once! (Slides down taquila.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Big Boo on July 19, 2002, 09:14:15 AM
I still don't understand this.

King Boo isn't dead! He will return...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on July 19, 2002, 11:06:02 AM
Let's try my special Super Mushroom beer then come my pad, and do it all night long. I meat umm play My new system  Ultra Famicom. Yeah, do it all night long whit the Ultra Famicom!!!

It's ah me Marioguy
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Zartan on July 19, 2002, 01:16:47 PM
hey marioguy were did ya get an ultra fanicom?I thought they only sold that in jappan.

 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on July 19, 2002, 01:50:34 PM
Just between you and me there is no such thing as the "Ultra Famicom"!!! I just made that up.

It's ah me Marioguy
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mario Maniac on July 19, 2002, 02:41:37 PM
In a way, the "Ultra Famicom" is the N64. In Japan the Nintendo Entertainment System is called the Famicom [which means "Family Computer" in Japanese].

Anyway, I'll have a simple serving of Koopa Tea with a dash of lemon juice for flavor. [I know that sounds gross, but I've never tried it before].
...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Screech on July 19, 2002, 04:07:46 PM


Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/4/2002 2:16:01 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 25, 2002, 02:15:27 AM
(passes out drink) Drink in one gulp and you'll feel much better!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Zartan on July 25, 2002, 03:35:17 PM
Ill have a Bud Ice.Like I say,Miller is killer but Bud is better.

 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: KinopioToad on July 25, 2002, 04:15:59 PM
Whoever is actually doing this post is incredibly stupid. So stupid and moronic, you should all be slapped.

Hey, it''s me, the local couch potato, hey look, I found some lint and a quarter...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Zartan on July 25, 2002, 10:08:36 PM
We were just playing along.

Edited by - stan rose on 7/27/2002 3:16:09 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 26, 2002, 12:35:57 PM
Well at least to me this is waaaaaay better than starting flame wars like most of you people do,and if you don't like peaceful topics like I'm trying to make more of, then you can just leave this "peaceful" topic, and if you guys start a flame war then I'll leave this topic!

Happy now!!!!!????

Edited by - Yoshi Girl on 7/26/2002 11:37:34 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Zartan on July 26, 2002, 01:21:04 PM
I dont WANT to start a flame war.I thought this post was creative.I have a mental illness and sometimes I lose control.

 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Zartan on July 26, 2002, 01:21:05 PM
Sorry.



Edited by - stan rose on 7/26/2002 12:22:58 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 26, 2002, 01:42:32 PM
And the other people........................
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 26, 2002, 02:26:18 PM
Oh well, I tried.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Zartan on July 26, 2002, 03:43:31 PM
Look,Ill make it up to ya.In the mario bar we were supposed to talk about mario.No one brought anything up.Ill give ya 2 topics:rhode island is neither a road nor an island and SMRPG.

 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on July 26, 2002, 09:45:41 PM
I'll take a Froggiedrink, please.

Let's see... well, I heard that if you win "Look the Other Way" enough times, Grate Guy gives you the Gold Card which is like the Bright Card but gives you access to more... tables and machines in the Casino. I personally think that this is totally false, but it could be perfectly honest. Anyone know if it's true?

Is there a way to get Luigi in SMRPG?

I'm thinking of making a new profile, calling it Luigi's #1 Fan, and making a sig to promote Luigi to SuperStar or something.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Zartan on July 26, 2002, 10:12:06 PM
You really can get to grate guys casino.On this very site,it tells ya how.Luigi leads the parade at the end of the game.

 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pyrasaur on July 26, 2002, 10:54:57 PM
*wanders in, sipping a Coca Cola* I heard that you get the Star Egg after winning Look The Other Way 100 times, but I'd never heard of anything else. And I heard that Luigi is the mysterious person in the Mushroom Kingdom who gives hints, but I don't buy that.

*turns to Stan Rose* So, what's your sign? :p

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 27, 2002, 02:51:54 AM
(Passes out drink) This is what I do. *sigh*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: smb allstars master on July 27, 2002, 03:23:49 AM
theres no proof that that person isn't luigi, but theres no proof that there is. anyhow, the first melody toadofsky wants to here is....oh screw it I cant find my notebook for this junk. just talk to the tadpole outside of melody bay. anyway, I could go for some nice HARD ice cream, if you catch my drift...

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!



you really dont know, do you??
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on July 27, 2002, 10:22:40 AM
Hey, Stan Rose! I know that you can get into Grate Guy Casino. I was wondering if you can get a Gold Card to gain more access to stuff in Grate Guy Casino.

Pyrasaur, who is this mysterious tip seller... er, WHERE is this mysterious hint person?

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Edited by - MadMario on 7/27/2002 5:14:22 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Big Boo on July 27, 2002, 12:24:19 PM
Since I'm at a bar, I'll tell a bar joke.

3 vampires walk into a bar. They sit down, and the bartender asks what they would like to drink. One vampire says, "I'll have some blood." The other vampire says the same. When the bartender asks the third vampire, the vampire says, "I'll have some plasma." Then the bartender says, "Let me get this stright. That's two bloods and a blood light?"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!

King Boo isn't dead! He will return...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on July 27, 2002, 06:18:20 PM
I've got a bar joke:

There were three guys walking. Two of them walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pyrasaur on July 27, 2002, 08:44:13 PM
The tip person is beside that house to the left of the castle, just out of sight. You know where Toadstool lands when she jumps out her window with her parasol? She's standing right beside this mystery person.

And I've got a nerdish bar joke! A neutron walks into a bar and orders a beer. He asks how much it costs and the bartender says, "For you? No charge."

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on July 27, 2002, 10:01:59 PM
Bar, eh? ok..... gimme a Black Russian. It signifies my personality.

Anyway, I have nothing to say about the topics till I get my drink. :D

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What? Someone made a really dumb comment? This looks like a job for...

CYNICMAN!!!!!

That''s right! CynicMan, protector of tactlessness, enforcer of raw, abusive sarcasm!

Cynicman: What kind of introduction is THAT? It''s not even a sentence!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: smb allstars master on July 27, 2002, 10:17:24 PM
theres black people in russia?

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!



you really dont know, do you??
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 28, 2002, 01:07:39 AM
(Passes out ice cream and drink) Sometimes drinks have weird names if you don't already know. :)

Edited by - Yoshi Girl on 7/28/2002 12:10:01 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: smb allstars master on July 28, 2002, 02:00:27 AM
bar jokes? ****, I aint got any really good ones, but uhhh......why is a beer better than a woman?
~
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~
~
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~
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if you pour it right you'll get good head!

mwah ha heh heh

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!



you really dont know, do you??
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on July 28, 2002, 04:11:09 PM
*Finishes drink in about 3 seconds*

I'll have another. *hic*

I'll tell some bar jokes when I am suffeciently drunk. As for the Mario RPG tip guy, He is included likely because the game's makes didn't think we were good enough to beat the game without help...
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What? Someone made a really dumb comment? This looks like a job for...

CYNICMAN!!!!!

That''s right! CynicMan, protector of tactlessness, enforcer of raw, abusive sarcasm!

Cynicman: What kind of introduction is THAT? It''s not even a sentence!

Edited by - Insane Steve on 7/30/2002 8:25:24 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pyrasaur on July 28, 2002, 05:43:41 PM
I doubt the tip guy was meant to be any big help...Not only is he hard to find, but he's only got a handful of rather useless tips. Anytime after Marrymore, all he says is to "avoid the pointy monsters on Star Hill".

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 29, 2002, 12:03:01 PM
(Passes out another drink to Insane Steve and then goes to make extras.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Zartan on July 29, 2002, 02:09:49 PM
Hey bartender Ill have another bud ice.Does anyone know about the gardeners house in rose town?

 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: smb allstars master on July 29, 2002, 02:43:22 PM
give me some OJ....extra pulpy!!! (big man eh? heh heh) Anyways, about the gardeners house, its in the back of rose town, but it only appears at a certain stage in the game. check back after you get the seed and fertilizer and it will be there for sure.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!



you really dont know, do you??
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on July 29, 2002, 04:32:18 PM
Hey, I brought the stipping Toad! Now the fun begins!

It's ah me Marioguy
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 29, 2002, 06:28:10 PM
(Passes out drinks)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on July 29, 2002, 06:32:38 PM
*drinks it in about 3.5 seconds*

Hey can I get 3 more Black Russshians? I don't wisssh to annoy you for more drinkssssh....

Have any of you ever eaten a raw potato?

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What? Someone made a really dumb comment? This looks like a job for...

CYNICMAN!!!!!

That''s right! CynicMan, protector of tactlessness, enforcer of raw, abusive sarcasm!

Cynicman: What kind of introduction is THAT? It''s not even a sentence!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Big Boo on July 29, 2002, 07:06:13 PM
What is a Stipping Toad?

King Boo isn't dead! He will return...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: smb allstars master on July 29, 2002, 07:59:35 PM
raw potato?! amatuer!!! has anyone ever eaten a raw onion? uggggh, dont do it unless you desoerately need the cash. Potatoes are good!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!



you really dont know, do you??
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 29, 2002, 08:09:24 PM
Two guys walk straight into a bar.
The third guy uses the door.
Anyone ever heard that one before?
GimmmE A shOt O' REd Eyeh, bahtendah!

I don't have a signature.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Zartan on July 29, 2002, 08:14:53 PM
*drinks drink*  I got another topic...paper mario.

 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pyrasaur on July 30, 2002, 12:57:33 AM
Eating weird things? Don't get me started on eating weird things! I entered my school's Mystery Eating Contest and beat the pants off 4 guys! To win, I had to eat sardines in mustard sauce, mincemeat, headcheese, cat food, dog food and pig tail, and the final round was all the previously mentioned things combined in a no-hands speed-eating contest! Hehe, raw potato, that's cute...:p

Yeah, Paper Mario's kewl, I'm just very much unhappy with how dumb and one-dimensional Bowser's character was in that game. The partners were mostly interesting though, I favour Bow.

"Like the moon over
 the day, my genius and brawn
 are lost on these fools."
       -Bowser, SMRPG

Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a giant squirrel...Does that make me a nut?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 30, 2002, 12:52:53 PM
(Shoves the already made drinks to Insane Steve and gives Chupperson Weird his drink.)

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 30, 2002, 01:03:40 PM
What I liked about Paper Mario is how you can play Peach in certain parts of the game.

The graphics didn't really bug me. The titles called "Paper" Mario, it's paper animation, what did you expect!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on July 30, 2002, 01:50:22 PM
Oh jeez! I just submitted a truckload of info about what I think about Paper Mario,  Squaresoft, Secret of Mana, and Seiken Densetsu 3. It gave me a stupid URL error message, and I lost EVERYTHING I made in that post!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Zartan on July 30, 2002, 03:35:59 PM
I got the paper mario strategy guid but I still cant beat the stupid cloud.Anyway,does anyone know were I can get the SMRPG strategy guid?I treid ebay.

 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on July 30, 2002, 04:21:16 PM
Oh! That's why you keep asking for help even though I told you to just get the Player's Guide!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 30, 2002, 06:20:27 PM
gulp
I singlehandedly gave Deezer every sprite for Paper Mario in the Mariopedia except Bowser... except he's taking a long time putting them up. Whaddya think o' that?
Umm... I'll have some orange juice now, thanks.

I don't have a signature.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 30, 2002, 06:33:09 PM
Konnichi wa! Anata hen hitobito!

I don't have a signature.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on July 30, 2002, 07:17:03 PM
Before I down 3 Black Russians and get super-drunk, I shall help you with Cloud man.

Use Lakilester. Especially his U-Special.
That is how I always beat him.

*Drinks all 3 B.R.s*

And you should also ------ *Yoshi's Story voice* Whoa.....

Ya, I thinss you shhhou shhtop giving me thessshhhe drins, but i want anothhhhe more one! *heh*

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What? Someone made a really dumb comment? This looks like a job for...

CYNICMAN!!!!!

That''s right! CynicMan, protector of tactlessness, enforcer of raw, abusive sarcasm!

Cynicman: What kind of introduction is THAT? It''s not even a sentence!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pyrasaur on July 30, 2002, 07:42:23 PM
I just wrote up a long and detailed SMRPG walkthru, it's at http://www.geocities.com/pyratroopa .
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on July 31, 2002, 11:06:06 AM
How did this topic do so well? It has over 60 posts! If you people like things like this, then why did nobody join my Mario Party 3 duel mode type game?

Oh well, I'll have a beer.

(5 hours later, sitting around 12 empty beer glasses)

What'S UP WITh those *hic* things that you DO THINgs *hic* witH, hUh?(looks at guy beside him)HeY, preTTy *hic* lAdy. YoU wanT My waLLet *hic*. TaKe iT(hands him toilet paper) oK, nOw I jUst pulLED a JuIcy *hic* oNe, hERE, sMell iT. Ooh, nOw I goTtA *hic* taKe a pEe(walks over to jukebox and proceeds to relieve himself) OopsY, didN't puLL *hic* doWn paNTs sOOn eNoUGh. DoeS ANyoNe KnoW THe diFfeREnce bEtWeEN *hic* bLue ANd gREEn?(falls on floor unconscious and is dragged out by friends)

Edited by - CashCrazed on 7/31/2002 10:23:33 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on July 31, 2002, 01:05:33 PM
(Puts Insane Steves drink a distance from him to see if he'll go for it.)

Hey Chupperson Weird, did you order a drink in Japanese?!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on July 31, 2002, 03:32:15 PM
Well, CashCrazed, the reason I didn't join is because I have never even SEEN it!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on July 31, 2002, 03:37:13 PM
I'll have another Froggiedrink and would like to know if you can PLAY as Luigi in SMRPG.

Anyone want to talk about, say, SML2?

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Zartan on July 31, 2002, 05:07:02 PM
I dont think ya can play as luigi in SMRPG.What does SML2 stand for?Super mario land 2?

 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on July 31, 2002, 06:41:10 PM
*Walks (staggers) to drink table, but accidently grabs the bottle of antifreeze and takes it back.*

Whoa... beeg drinn thssshhh time. *drinks the whole bottle of antifreeze* Havvvve you shhen dee miffun men? Ya, the muffen men, thereeesssssh more tha onnn, yousse kniw. I sheeeen thee of zthe... I shhhoula assshed for fre mifunns! An athneer thingsssh, i sshhhay raw potasho ishh good, ad ---

Hey! What ar yooioooooofsdoooou lookng at? I shhhhhould--- *passes out, maybe due to the drink, maybe due to the antifreeze, can't be sure*

*wakes up 10 hours later in Terre Haute, Indiana.*

Wha...... ok... *Goes back to bar, and is no longer drunk...* Hahaha someone drank a whole bottle of antifreeze! Wonder how much money they got from that! I'll have a Black Russian.

Bartender: It's right there! It's been sitting there for 10 ho---

Me: You must be psychic! Thanks.

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What? Someone made a really dumb comment? This looks like a job for...

CYNICMAN!!!!!

That''s right! CynicMan, protector of tactlessness, enforcer of raw, abusive sarcasm!

Cynicman: What kind of introduction is THAT? It''s not even a sentence!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 31, 2002, 06:44:11 PM
No, I said, "Hello! You Strange People!"
Where's my orange juice?

I don't have a signature.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pyrasaur on July 31, 2002, 08:13:17 PM
Goodness, you folks have irresponsible drinking habits! *opens up another can of Coke* I pity your poor, scarred virtual livers! Hmm, I'm not familiar with SML2, is that the one with Wario in it?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 31, 2002, 09:51:55 PM
Yeah, it's Six Golden Coins. Wario=boss.
I really need some orange juice. That redeye seems to have worked. Eyes're really bloodshot now... oh, and you might want to pick that bottle up...

I don't have a signature.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 31, 2002, 10:21:07 PM
What do you call a person you can not trust?
A. Your best friend
B. A contributing member to society
or
C. Grandpa


I don't have a signature.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 01, 2002, 12:57:30 AM
(Gives MadMario his drink and quickly gives Chupperson Weird his orange juice and then gives CashCrazed his drink.)

*pant*

Edited by - Yoshi Girl on 8/1/2002 12:10:20 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 01, 2002, 11:20:35 AM
I'm the designated driver but what the hay? Hey ya bar tender! pass me down a down home punch will ya?
(bar tender procedes to punch me in the face)
Thanks!
(two teeth fall out)
Seriously, give me some beer....
*16.23 bottles later*
Dunkenly:La la laa!! I am so freakin' drunk! La la laaa!! Hey! Hey! Look *hic* at me!
*proceeds to take off pants*
I'm Peter Pantsless!!!
*Jumps on table an starts dancing with a chair, then in 10 seconds falls off hits his head and then falls asleep.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 01, 2002, 11:58:56 AM
*Wakes up in two hours*
Owww, my head hurts! Oof, why am I laying on the floor in a puddle of puke? Ewww.... Hey you! Bartender! Anudder be-ya he-ya! I think I kin handel anudder one. er... uhh.... has any won seen my kees? I forgot where I parked...... Eh
*Upon noticing a relitivly attractive female, he walks(staggers?) drunkenly towards her sits on the stool and slides right off.*
Drunkenly:Hey, bay-bee.... Isssh it hot in he-ya, or isssh it jusht you*hic*? Oh, wait I have a better one....
Hey, Bay-bee, if yous wassh a burger at McDonaldsssh, I'd call you a McBeauty-full
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Big Boo on August 01, 2002, 02:58:09 PM
Umm... back on the topic of Super Mario Land 2, that was the fitst Game Boy game I got, but then it broke when I left it in my pants and my mom put it through the washing machine. Hey bartender, could I have a Root Beer?

King Boo isn't dead! He will return...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 01, 2002, 03:38:38 PM
A root beer it is!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 01, 2002, 04:47:52 PM
I think ive had enough to drink... Say bartender pass me uhhh..... oh what the heck!! Pass me another beer!! I can get alot drunkener than wat i am areddy! Dont *Hic* you even get me started on Super Mario Land 2! It had to be the coolest Mario Based Game Boy game untill Super*hic* Mario Bros!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 01, 2002, 05:33:41 PM
Hmmm, I should stop getting drunk for I am missing way too much interesting stuff, still I want a 7th Black Russian. HAHAHA!

The 7th Black Russian, that would make an interesting movie title ...

:D

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 01, 2002, 05:45:04 PM
I think I speak for all of us when I say where are my pants?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 01, 2002, 06:22:52 PM
*knocks out Super Mario 123187*
Ahh, that's better.
Send me another shot o' Redeye, bahtenda! (sorry)
*bottle comes sliding down bar and misses my hand*
Send me a sponge, Bahtenda.

I decided to go hire a signature... but he charged too much, so I fired him. Yeah, him.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/1/2002 10:25:25 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 01, 2002, 06:49:35 PM
Ah! Here they are!! Lucky for me, I had a relitivly large dinner so my chances of getting a hangover are reduced! Oh I belive its time for me to go. Anyone see my keys? Oh yeah! Im not supposed to drink and drive! They say its the leading cause of car crashes!
*I have now entered the second stage of being drunk! It's a stage people call the Professor stage!*
Super Mario All stars is so cool! It was(and still is) amazing on how they could fit 4 games(5 with the SMAS+World game pak) into  the carts back then! Who else is(was) amaized wit dis? Ok...Im not allowed to drink any more alcohol for me! Bartender! Please cut off any more alcohol for me! If I ask for a drink(Hard drink) dont give it to me!

Edited by - Super Mario 123187 on 8/1/2002 5:51:02 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 01, 2002, 07:05:01 PM
HEY, I knocked you out! You're passed out on the floor!!

I don't have a signature.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 01, 2002, 07:10:53 PM
I guess he doesn't respect you. Settle this argument with a 2"x4".

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 01, 2002, 11:22:04 PM
Hey, good idea.
*SMacK* *whaM* *kablOOie*
He oughta be fine in a few hours. Of course, he won't be able to make a fist for three weeks...
Hmm... maybe I went a little too far there...

I don't have a signature.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 01, 2002, 11:28:13 PM
Yeah, it was one of those things like that guy who ran out of a bar real fast into someone's car and smashed the car all up and he was unhurt. (<-- true story!)
That's why he didn't get knocked out the first time!

I decided to go hire a signature... but he charged too much, so I fired him. Yeah, him.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 02, 2002, 12:09:08 PM
With stars hovering around face: Duh oh wha? What happened? Hmmmm...How did I get out in the alleyway? Oh well.
*Gets in his car drives away*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 02, 2002, 10:38:20 PM
Everyone else in the bar runs out and someone fires a tazer at the car and it stops just short of smashing into a brick wall.
Bartender gives SM a sedative.

I decided to go hire a signature... but he charged too much, so I fired him. Yeah, him.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 03, 2002, 06:37:55 PM
ZZZZZZZZ

It''s the same only different!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 03, 2002, 08:09:41 PM
(wakes up outside bar) Huh? Uh-oh, better call my wife.(picks up phone)Hello? HELLO?........Oh yeah, I never had a wife, but if I did she would have left me due to this sort of thing. Oh well, gimme a beer.........

(after about 7 beers)
Uh oh! There goes mY BrAIn. oH wELl
(drinks 3 more)

DiD YOu kNOW I MEt maRiO? yA, HE lIvES in a gIAnt shOE nEar a PUb. hE anD HIs seVEN DwARfs GReeTeD mE anD We hAd sOme VodKA. ThEn hE sTuck hiS hanD DOwN mY PAntS, bUt bY THen hE waS TUrNInG iNtO A bEAuTiFul cHicK, SO i LeT hIM. ThEn wE gOT it On, bUT aBOut HalFwaY ThROUgH It hE tuRNed baCk iNTo A maN, anD tHen I......ZZZZZZZZZZZZ*BAM*(get whacked on head by bartender)WhaAaaA? oH, ALRiGht, I'lL lEAVe...........uH OH. UrrRgH!(vomits on pool table). ByE byE, MOmmY!*thump*(falls back asleep on floor and is dragged out by friends again)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 03, 2002, 09:33:33 PM
*CashCrazed is put into cryogenic stasis in the -200 degree celsius freezer*
I'll have some super soda, thanks.

I decided to go hire a signature... but he charged too much, so I fired him. Yeah, him.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 03, 2002, 09:36:21 PM
I want the 8th Black Russian.

The sequel to the 7th Black Russian. *burp*

No Chupperson, I am not drunk yet.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Funky Fungus 101 on August 03, 2002, 11:19:36 PM
This looks like a jolly place, perhaps I'll wet my whistle.

I just made love to a golf bag, how was your day?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 03, 2002, 11:26:41 PM
Hello there! Bartender! Give me a Hard Lemonade please? While I am waiting for my drink perhaps I will eat some icecubes. Ah ha! This looks like a good place!
*starts licking frozen CashCrazed*
Uhhll, Baltendah? I theink myl toung isl sstut to thisss gialnt ilcecube! Maly I hall a culp of hotl water? Plwees?


It''s the same only different!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Funky Fungus 101 on August 03, 2002, 11:42:34 PM
Don't worry I'll help!
*Rips open shirt to the sound of trumpet fanfare only to relize he is not a super hero but a flabby waste of space( fanfare subside in a comical fashion)*
Oh yeah, I forgot about my lack of super powers but I can still help!
*Grabs a buttload of SM's hair and starts to pull. Sm's tounge stretches in a comical cartoonish fashion( ripping noises ) and SM's tounge is pulled free*
Whew! That was fun. Bartender, a bottle of your finest, highest proof, cheapest bottle please.  *Bartender slides a bottle of stuff*
Ahh, Bob the Bum's Paper Bag Booze!
*slugs down entire bottle, then becomes wiggy
I I love love double double chex chex, better better than the rest rest*passes out*


I just peed out my upstairs bedroom window, how was your day?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 04, 2002, 10:53:57 PM
Well, I think I'll be going now. Unless a certain psycho who arrived about 24 hours ago settles down...

I decided to go hire a signature... but he charged too much, so I fired him. Yeah, him.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 05, 2002, 01:11:42 PM
(Gives out the Super Soda and the 8th Black Russian and the lemonade without ice for fear he might get his toung stuck on the ice again.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 05, 2002, 06:15:31 PM
*glug glug glug*
Mmmm! Fizzy!
Brrr, what are we doing sitting in the freezer?

I decided to go hire a signature... but he charged too much, so I fired him. Yeah, him.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 05, 2002, 07:28:39 PM
Mmmm....Lemonade....hey Bartender! Could I get some ice for this? Well, I guess I'll be throwing another topic on the table! Mario's New look: Should Nintendo have chanded what Mario looks like? I think that the detail in SSBM is as far as they need to go!

It''s the same only different!

Edited by - Super Mario 123187 on 8/5/2002 6:29:51 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 05, 2002, 08:30:10 PM
(wakes up in 2050 from being thawed)Where am I?
(sees holographic projection being made into matter)Or WHEN?
What? 2050? Oh, so that explains that 1024-bit system over there. It's called the Microsoft Zbox? Then why do I see a MARIO game in it?
Huh? Oh, Miyamoto's dead? WHAT!? MICROSOFT BOUGHT NINTENDO!? OH, GOD, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
MARIO'S HAT EVEN HAS THE WINDOWS LOGO ON IT INSTEAD OF THE "M" NOW! NO, PLEEEEEEEEEASE, TAKE ME BACK TO 2002!!!
What? Oh, the time machine is right up there? Okie-dokie!

(enters 2002 from a portal, finds himself outside the bar)
Ohhhhhh, I need a beer after all that!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 8/5/2002 7:36:03 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Big Boo on August 05, 2002, 08:37:12 PM
Personally, I kinda like the way Mario looks in Sunshine. But Mario does look good in Melee. Ah well, it's not the graphics that matters, it's the gameplay.

King Boo isn't dead! He will return...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 05, 2002, 08:40:38 PM
Wow, the 100th post on the Mario Bar! How did it ever do so well?




Edited by - CashCrazed on 8/5/2002 7:42:53 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 05, 2002, 08:40:45 PM
Wow, the 100th post on the Mario Bar! How did it ever do so well?




Edited by - CashCrazed on 8/5/2002 7:42:14 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 05, 2002, 08:46:17 PM
*Gulp Gulp Gulp*
Ahhhh..... HOo yeah! I still need Ice..... Mario's hat is cool. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh.... Hey, whats this?
*Takes the bottle of Bob the Bum's Paper Bag Booze from wasted Funky Fungus 101*
Hmmmmmmmmm........ I heard this stuff hurts your liver. Oh well.
*Tosses bottle into garbage can.*


It''s the same only different!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 05, 2002, 08:54:22 PM
*Downs B.R. #8.*

Well, I am too lazy to check the past conversation, so I have nothing to say.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 05, 2002, 09:07:27 PM
It was something about Mario's clothes. What do you think of them?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 05, 2002, 11:38:06 PM
                   *NEWS FLASH*
Mario's look reaches perfection in SSBM and SMS
Officials confirm that Mario has reached the pinnacle of rendering excellence in Smash Bros. Melee, and of simple yet effective visual definition in Mario Sunshine. Of course, it's not really the graphics that matter so much as the fun you have while playing the game.
      -George Alfred Periwinkle III, game review master

Hey, that was a clever way to get back to 2002... but you really think Shiggy will be dead in 2050? Gah, I hope not.

I decided to go hire a signature... but he charged too much, so I fired him. Yeah, him.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 06, 2002, 12:56:40 PM
In 2050 some Shiggy Miyamoto will be 100, ya know. Average male life expectency is about 72! IF he lives that long.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 06, 2002, 01:48:06 PM
Here's your ice Super Mario 123187. (Only gives him two to see if they do anything to him.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 06, 2002, 05:26:16 PM
Thanks!
*Drops Ice in drink*
I think the detail is fine. Who else here is working on a Mario game?
*Drinks some of drink.*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 06, 2002, 06:02:04 PM
I....ummmm....actually haven't worked on mine in about three weeks. But my next focus will be internet play, and most likely also adding the Fighter Fly.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on August 06, 2002, 06:52:06 PM
Give me the strongest of whatever you got.

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 06, 2002, 07:05:25 PM
Hey CashCrazed! I downloaded and played your game, and I have a few questions.
*Takes drink of lemonade*
1. When I play the Multiplayer mode If one person dies why does that make someone else win? I mean my guy will shrink but it should just keep going, instead it stops and makes someone else win!
2. Why doesnt the POW block hurt the crabs?
3.Why is there an options menu if it doesnt work?
4.(not a question) PLEASE when you make this game better, slow it down!!!!
Uh.... Yeah...
*Takes drink of lemonade*
Other then those things it was pretty good!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 06, 2002, 07:20:48 PM
1. I haven't really made 3 or 4 player to work yet(there probably aren't even enough keys on the keyboard for that many players to be comfortable on one computer), so if Player 1 or 2 dies, then the other of the two will win. And there still is problem that when you get hit there's no invinclibility time so sometimes you can die when Super Mario, need to fix that.
2. It's due to a simple array bug, I've fixed it already.
3. I took that out for the next version, instead it will be "Internet Play".
4. The game does seem to run a bit fast on newer computers, so maybe I should put a delay counter so the speed is adjustable.
5. I found this problem; Mario can sometimes fall through floors if he has a great enough downward velocity. Right now I don't know what to do about that, but I already made it so that if he falls through the bottom floor, he regenerates ON the bottom floor instead of sailing into oblivion forever(or until you hit Escape).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 06, 2002, 09:03:56 PM
The Black Russians are to small, gimme a double Black Russian!

Oh ya, I'd make a Mario game if I could, but I know NOTHING about that kind of stuff.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 06, 2002, 11:13:12 PM
Japanese people live longer. (?) And hopefully they will come up with stuff to make other people live longer, like in Star Trek. Well, actually, that's just being healthy and stuff... anyway...

It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on August 07, 2002, 11:38:02 AM
RUMOR: With the advances in modern medicine, we might be able to live to be 150-and still look good!

We used to only be able to live until the age of 50. The "medicine" back then sucked.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 07, 2002, 01:57:21 PM
I'm gonna give you a brandy Gooch and heres your double Black Russian Insane Steve.(Drags Black Russian over to Insane Steve.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on August 07, 2002, 05:28:30 PM
That's some good, strong Brandy.

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on August 07, 2002, 07:19:22 PM
Oh, yeah! FroggieDrink, over here!

By the way, Insane Steve...you guessed it! Your Mario Bros. game doesn't work on my computer!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Edited by - MadMario on 8/7/2002 6:20:54 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 07, 2002, 11:09:34 PM
I'll have some Tasty Tonic, even though the name is really weird... I wonder what they meant in the interview with SMS's creators where Tezuka said the ending may make you cry... that sounds ominous... doesn't Isle Delfino (I like Dolfic Island better though) have a volcano on it?

It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 07, 2002, 11:10:52 PM
Hey Super Mario 123187, In 2050, Miyamoto will be 98, not 100.

It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dobbie7243 on August 08, 2002, 02:15:34 PM
I'll have a Honey Syrup, I'm here just because there was 120 posts.

-N-R-kist
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 08, 2002, 02:23:36 PM
(Gives out the three drinks) And for me a wine cooler.......mmmmmmmmm refreshing.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 08, 2002, 04:39:47 PM
No no... you misunderstood me! I said in 2050 some, meaning aroung that time, Shiggy will be bout 100.
*Drinks rest of drink*
Bartender! 'Nother lemonade please!
Mmmm.... Pizza.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 09, 2002, 12:11:56 AM
(Gives Super Mario 123187 another lemonade.)

 I tried playing Super Mario World with my feet, it was hard to keep my hands away from the controller, it was very tempting.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Big Boo on August 09, 2002, 10:25:19 AM
SMS's ending may make you cry...hmmm... word on the street is that Bowser's the boss. If he is, he could have something to do with it.

King Boo isn't dead! He will return...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 09, 2002, 10:31:57 AM
I just hold the controller with my hands, although putting your feet up to the level of your arms is murder on your back, it makes things a little bit easier.

The first part of 4-1 of SMB2 is so easy I can practically READ A BOOK while I play it with my feet.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 09, 2002, 12:13:54 PM
howdy bartender, ill have a root beer, no not beer, ROOT beer. yeah, cool. um hey, did n e one check out that one topic "is luigi playable in SM64??" everyone the is fighting and cussin at eachother. its a perfect thread for all you clint eastwood types out there  ^_^    n e who, yeah i like paper mario, personnaly i think it wuz 1 of the best N64 games, even though the graphics were bad.

"and the smurfs, they suck!!"
    -homer simpson

hey, who likes my sig?
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Some of that other stuff out there is like "Yea...cool." but then there's something that happens to you, and you dont know why, but it just does. And then suddenly you find yourself drawing pictures of a cat with a mexican hat dancing around a chihuahua and saying "Im better at this than you are" and the cihuahua is sad and it all just makes you wanna puke. But yeah...i dunno.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on August 09, 2002, 01:43:08 PM
Actually, I heard that the final boss was both Bowser and Baby Bowser at the same time. But, who knows.

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 09, 2002, 01:49:28 PM
Here's your root beer.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 09, 2002, 03:05:16 PM
thanx *drinks the root beer like snoopy does, belches loudly, says excuse me to yoshi girl and all the other ladies, then snaps for another one*


yay, my sig agian!
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Some of that other stuff out there is like "Yea...cool." but then there's something that happens to you, and you dont know why, but it just does. And then suddenly you find yourself drawing pictures of a cat with a mexican hat dancing around a chihuahua and saying "Im better at this than you are" and the cihuahua is sad and it all just makes you wanna puke. But yeah...i dunno.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on August 09, 2002, 05:04:23 PM
Ah, FroggieDrinks are too small! Give me a KeroKeroKola!

Okay, ending will make you cry...volcano in the center of the Island...oh crap! It's probably gonna erupt!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 09, 2002, 05:14:39 PM
Clean is better than dirty.... whats the next part to that song?
*Takes a drink of lemonade*
Ahhhhh!!! Thats good! I know I think Im a whiz at video games 'n such but I have not been able to beat level 1-2 in SMB with my toes....
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 09, 2002, 11:31:03 PM
Well... one of us could always check the ending at GameFAQs... I see that there're already guides on there for SMS. Weird! Must be the Japanese version...
And SM123187, you said "In 2050, some Shiggy", not In 2050 some, Shiggy".
Gimme some Iced Koopa Tea.

It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 09, 2002, 11:33:04 PM
Oh... ok, well that's just how I read it. No comma at all. You had me confused! Sorry...

It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on August 10, 2002, 11:16:43 AM
Hey! My KeroKeroKola!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 10, 2002, 11:36:52 AM
If you want your root beer come over here and get it because I have another drink to deliver!Here's your KeroKeroKola MadMario.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 10, 2002, 02:37:34 PM
The final boss is Bowser and his son, not necessarily Baby Bowser. Of course, that brings up the question, which son of Bowser's?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 10, 2002, 03:11:27 PM
okydoky! *walks over to yoshi girl, gets root beer and starts talkin to yoshi girl* ya know...its hard to find girls that like video games, i mean especially mario ones. im not sayin girls shoudnt like video games, by all means, i wish all girls would like video games. but its just...wierd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: D&DMan on August 10, 2002, 03:21:30 PM
Why yes Ill have a ***** enhancing +1 to all saves and +2 to general melee attack bonous with a DEX mod of +2 dragon tale brew....

-=Looking For Peace? I DIDN''''T THINK SO!=-
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MR. BZZZ on August 10, 2002, 03:22:31 PM
Hey barkeep! I'll take a mickey of white rum, two gin and tonics and half a liter of my own semen. So, barkeep, what do you look like? ò¿ô

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 10, 2002, 06:01:10 PM
That text face........that was Grimsack's sign. It's the exact text characters too. And the jokes you make are of Grimsack's style! A..A..Are you Grimsack?




Edited by - CashCrazed on 8/10/2002 5:10:28 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: GrimSack on August 10, 2002, 06:46:07 PM
Thats right fella's, GrimSack's post has been edited for the better!

Edited by - Super Yoshi 7175 on 11/5/2002 4:41:30 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 10, 2002, 07:06:13 PM
It was Super Yoshi 7175. I remember seeing posts that you hacked his password! He's long gone now. I think the only ones left from the first time you were here are frostbite and smb allstars master. I was only here for about a week before you left. I don't know if you were the most annoying one, but you seem to be the one people seem to remember.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Big Boo on August 10, 2002, 07:29:48 PM
Ahhh, so now I know who Grimsack is.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 10, 2002, 07:40:06 PM
Bartender! Another lemonade please! I still have no idea who you are... Oh well...

Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: GrimSack on August 10, 2002, 08:01:30 PM
Alright then, whatver. I'll just hang around for a while if nobody minds. I went and backlogged through most of my old posts, and apparently I was quite the jerk. Oh well, I'm not in the mood to mess with heads, I'll be docile.

ò¿ô
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 10, 2002, 10:03:51 PM
Yeah, sure, you're welcome to sit here, but wouldja mind quittin' saying all the ..ahem... dumb... things you've been saying? I, for one, don't really wish to hear about it.

It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 11, 2002, 12:23:56 AM
(Passes out all of the drinks then goes in the back room.)

I'm so glad I get my share of drinks too!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on August 11, 2002, 12:23:50 PM
Wellllll............ILl havE uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh illl have yoR` b ig  gest` hic` Str0n`gge$t cheApest dRink(burp}

yeah>[BAAAARF] ah im wA$ted¿?x!!

Mario:Ive quit my job as a plumber and i''ve become a sleasy pizzaman
Snifit:Id like a large with double mushrooms please.
Mario:here you go.
Snifit:This pizza tastes like @$$ and i feel funny now.
Mario:Well i didnt want to go and pick fresh grade A mushrooms case i''d have to drive a few miles to the supermarket Instead I bought the red ones from some drug dealin kid, and i picked the white ones from the little spot in my backyard where yoshi does his business.
Snifit:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: GrimSack on August 11, 2002, 03:02:02 PM
How much does a Gamecube cost?

ò¿ô
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Big Boo on August 11, 2002, 06:51:51 PM
$150
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 11, 2002, 11:59:05 PM
Did you guys read the interview with Charles Martinet? He's cool.

It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 12, 2002, 11:25:41 AM
oh ya, i read that, that guy is awesome. hes so nice and hes got the best job in the world. ahhhhh, to be him for a day.....
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 12, 2002, 11:30:59 AM
ah yes, and i would also like to propose a toast. to Yoshi Girl, thank you for this clever thread, which is one of the coolest, and for also serving us the drinks. CHEERS!! *drinks root beer*  do you realize its been almost a month that this thread has lasted. and other ppl said it wouldnt last a week, poo on them ha ha!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 12, 2002, 11:51:01 AM
I don't know how it lasted so long either.
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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 12, 2002, 04:13:52 PM
I also thank you all for making this thread what it is today and your welcome LORD_DUKE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 12, 2002, 05:13:08 PM
I'm still working on avatars.

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Edited by - CashCrazed on 8/12/2002 4:14:10 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 12, 2002, 06:39:02 PM
I think I have it now, sorta.
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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 12, 2002, 07:43:57 PM
Lol, wow, that's a new one...

Anyway, like me siggy? It is Spanish, and I'll translate it here and only here.

As I sat there, reflecting on what happened with my life so far, I realized something. Something interesting, something that wasn't quite right, something that seemed to make me life incomplete, something that made my life seem empty.... So, you know what I did about it? Absolutly nothing. It was the best desicion of my life. My empty, not quite right life.

Interpret it as you wish.

Cuando yo me siento aquí, reflexionar lo que aconteció exactamente con mi vida, yo me dí cuenta algo. Algo interesar. ... algo que no era bastante correcto... algo que pareció hacer mi vida incompleta... algo que hizo mí se siente vacía adentro.. ¿Tan, usted sabe lo que hice? Absolutamente nada. Era el mejor desicion de mi vida. Mi vida no bastante correcta vacía.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 8/12/2002 6:50:44 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 13, 2002, 12:34:27 AM
Yes, I agree, Mr. Martinet, and Mr. Miyamoto, are some of the last truly good people with a ton of money. I mean, Miyamoto, here he is, the best game designer in the world, and he's not all evil like some people, (I don't mean anyone here), and Charles Martinet, just a cool heart-of-gold type guy... It's good to know what he's like... I never knew anything about him until recently. Anyway, I propose a toast to both of them. Aah, and Koji Kondo too, for some darn good music!

It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 13, 2002, 12:35:34 AM
Dang, CashCrazed, how did you get all that HTML on your messages? That's cool!

It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 13, 2002, 11:36:39 AM
I'm not the only one that knows the HTML secret. Fifth konws it, but I guess he prefers not to use it. I thought F-Man did, but after a reading a post of his I realized he didn't. Two older members that are gone now, cable04 and Darkside, also knew it.

Edited by - CashCrazed on 8/13/2002 10:43:08 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 13, 2002, 11:44:45 AM
Whoa, I didn't realize my avatar did THAT to the table if it was my sig.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 13, 2002, 08:31:43 PM
Well what is it? A tag or just something that ends a string? Well, I guess I don't really need to know.

It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 13, 2002, 08:33:32 PM
Are we still at the bar? Or a technology convention?

It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FieryWikt on August 14, 2002, 05:49:07 AM
*enters*

Aww.. only drinks. Can I have some Fire Flower Essence? If unavaliable, then a alcohol-free beer will do. I hate alcohol.

If you ask, for what Koopas were made, it's not to defeat Mario, but to give Mario some fun. Other monsters are for this point too.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 14, 2002, 02:29:53 PM
(Passes out Fire Flower Essence.)

This is a "Mario" bar, of course I have that drink and many others as well.

Enjoy!

Edited by - Yoshi Girl on 8/14/2002 1:31:06 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on August 14, 2002, 02:46:04 PM
Can I get a Koopa Kola in here ?

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on August 14, 2002, 02:53:44 PM
Wait a sec. This is a bar right ? THen where's the music ? And entertainment ? A jukebox perhaps with mario classics on it.

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on August 14, 2002, 02:53:45 PM
Wait a sec. This is a bar right ? THen where's the music ? And entertainment ? A jukebox perhaps with mario classics on it.

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 14, 2002, 04:33:46 PM
Well there was a jukebox, but CashCrazed got drunk and relieved hinself on it... I give you five coins to go over and touch it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on August 14, 2002, 05:57:38 PM
Make it ten and I will.


It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 14, 2002, 09:11:09 PM
*Wakes up* Yes, interesting, where are my car keys?

Anyway, I'll chip in 5 if you do it; I'll even give you 25 if you actually play a song out of it.

*evil grin*

Cuando yo me siento aquí, reflexionar lo que aconteció exactamente con mi vida, yo me dí cuenta algo. Algo interesar. ... algo que no era bastante correcto... algo que pareció hacer mi vida incompleta... algo que hizo mí se siente vacía adentro.. ¿Tan, usted sabe lo que hice? Absolutamente nada. Era el mejor desicion de mi vida. Mi vida no bastante correcta vacía.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 14, 2002, 09:39:36 PM
How 'bout we increase the odds(dumps the jar of MR. BZZZ's semen on jukebox). Now, I'll give you 100 coins if you touch it now.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 14, 2002, 10:10:59 PM
*Suddenly, the moving men/trash guys come and encase the delapidated jukebox in a ratioactive waste container, and take it away... then we get the boom box out from under the bar and tune it to WTMK. Everyone proceeds to .. uh.... jam.*
Can I get some Honey Syrup?

It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 15, 2002, 12:32:27 AM
(Passes out the Koopa Kola and the Honey Syrup.)

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FieryWikt on August 15, 2002, 05:27:52 AM
*starts drinking

Mmmmmh.. good. I still gotta learn to extract this essence from the Fire Flowers.

*gives a "yayness" look at TMK castle

If you ask, for what Koopas were made, it's not to defeat Mario, but to give Mario some fun. Other monsters are for this point too.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on August 15, 2002, 07:35:01 AM
Awwwww, I was gonna do it.

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on August 15, 2002, 09:09:10 AM


Edited by - frostbite on 8/15/2002 9:53:02 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 15, 2002, 11:17:10 AM
can i get another root beer? n e who, i can give you guys entertainment...um lets see...oh oh i got it!!!! i can make bubbles with my spit!  hmmmm....that wont do it, eh? um, i can also make baloon animals! no kidding! i can do it, nothing mario related though. but i can make a dog, a mouse, a horse, a moose, an octipus and lots of other ones i cant remember right now! happy happy fun fun!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 15, 2002, 12:38:45 PM
(Passes out a root beer to LORD_DUKE.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 15, 2002, 12:56:54 PM
I realy woulduv payed you the coins, oh well..Wait a minute.....These drinks dont cost anything right? or am I acumulating a huge bar tab? If not Could I get another lemonade?With Ice?

Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: [N]Mario on August 15, 2002, 04:24:02 PM
Ill have some Koopa Juice. =P

"Here we Gooooo!!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 15, 2002, 10:36:02 PM
*pulls out Cellular Shopper*
[BeeP - Beep - BEEp - beebeepbebeep]
Hello, Shroom Grocery? Can I get an extra extra large Pasta Pizza with double Mushrooms? Yeah. We can heat it up here. Thanks a lot. Oh, wait a sec.

Hey Yoshi Girl, what's the address of this bar anyway?

...(pretty good use of Mario items and locations, eh?)

It sure gets boring having the same signature all the time. See what I mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FieryWikt on August 16, 2002, 01:54:42 PM
Gooch: "Awwwww, I was gonna do it."

Can I know what, please?

And are those drinks free? If yea, then I'd like soda right away from the Soda Lake. (SMW)



If you ask, for what Koopas were made, it's not to defeat Mario, but to give Mario some fun. Other monsters are for this point too.

Edited by - FieryWikt on 8/16/2002 1:01:03 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 16, 2002, 02:02:04 PM
(Passes out the Koopa Juice and the lemonade with ice!)

No, drinks don't cost anything in this bar.

The address to this bar is 534 N.E. Fun Street
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on August 16, 2002, 02:48:51 PM
I was talkin' about a silly bet a few posts back with another board member. Sadly, before I could do anything, it was taken out of the bar. And I beleive Frostbite thought I would really do such a disgusting thing. But anyway. Are there any snacks here in the bar ?

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 16, 2002, 03:39:42 PM
wait, the drinks are free? WHOHOOO!!! ok everybody, order what you want, the drinks are on me  =P (im such a nice person)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 16, 2002, 08:57:05 PM
Yeah there is snacks. Check out our snack menu, but you might want to save some room for the pizza that's coming, unless you don't like Pasta Pizza with double Mushrooms.

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, I can smell it already!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 16, 2002, 09:10:37 PM
Well, if the drinks are free, I want 12 Black Russians (Ya, I like them, so?) in a line on the bar, I wanna see how fast I can drink them...

Cuando yo me siento aquí, reflexionar lo que aconteció exactamente con mi vida, yo me dí cuenta algo. Algo interesar. ... algo que no era bastante correcto... algo que pareció hacer mi vida incompleta... algo que hizo mí se siente vacía adentro.. ¿Tan, usted sabe lo que hice? Absolutamente nada. Era el mejor desicion de mi vida. Mi vida no bastante correcta vacía.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 17, 2002, 11:31:03 AM
*goes to snack mchine and gets "Yoshi animal crackers" then sits down* heh he! look, i bit his head off. "oh look at me im yoshi and my head was bit off. whatever shall i do?!?" heh he he he he!! (no offense to those that love that darn cute dinosaur)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 17, 2002, 11:57:56 AM
None taken. Could I get another lemonade? mmmm...Cheeseburger Pie.....
*Procedes to gobble peice of Cheeseburger Pie he brought for an emergency*
Mmmmmm.....Tasty.
*Walks over to snack machine. Buys a bag of Oreo cookies.*
Man you got one cool snack machine!! Mmmm.... I love the white stuff....Baby....In the middle of an oreo...Anybody heard that song parady by Wierd Al?
*twists top off of Oreo cookie and licks the white filling(cream? frosting?) and eats the bare cookie halves*

Happy! Happy! Joy! Joy!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on August 17, 2002, 12:13:31 PM
Isn't there a legal drinking limit in this here bar ?

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 17, 2002, 01:12:49 PM
No, not here. If this was a real bar, I'd have already been charged with the following

D.U.I.(not to mention underage driving)
Running a red light(about 4, they told me, not to metion the pedestrian they told me I.....ummmm...never mind)
Juvenile alcohol comsumption
Causing a disturbance to the peace
Vandalism(for peeing on the jukebox)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 17, 2002, 01:18:19 PM
About the pedestrian....they said it was some guy called Mr. 123187. They said I ran over him while he was passed out in the alley beside the bar. Oh well, it happened a while ago. Although that name did sound sorta familiar.......
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Closet Man on August 17, 2002, 03:06:43 PM
You hit a guy!?I did that once...showed him not pay attention when I say hi.  Later found out that the poor guy was def.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 17, 2002, 03:30:08 PM
Hmmm... I guess that would explain those tire marks on my stomach, Cashcrazed. Eh, it dont bug me none!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: smb allstars master on August 17, 2002, 03:38:10 PM
well, I just found out a friend died today, so I might as well do what im doin in reality. Just give me any **** until I pass out and forget about my life. (if someone has to foot the bill, give it to.....errr....give it to insane steve. I'm sure he wont notice ;)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!



you really dont know, do you??
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on August 17, 2002, 05:38:59 PM
Starman's sig is SICK!

Okay, CashCrazed, JUST TELL ME THE SECRET VIA E-MAIL! I thought I figured it out (not just for the "training" forum, but also all the other places), but look here...<img src="sad.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle>

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 17, 2002, 05:41:51 PM
Pizza's here! Yum! I'll take 2 slices.
Oh yeah, Weird Al is great. Anybody ever seen UHF? Some of that was filmed where I live. Five coins to the person that guesses correctly as to where I live!
Hey, this is the 200th reply! Woohoo!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/17/2002 4:46:40 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 17, 2002, 09:48:06 PM
oh, ill take 2 slices as well please. hey, does anyone here watch that show "king of the hill" that show is hilarious!! it is so true cuz i come from texas and the whole show is placed in texas and everything they do is so true about texans (some, not all though) ya know drinkin beer in the back yard w/ your friends and stuff. ahh this is the life, pizza and good mario bar friends!

Going strong to 201!!!

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 8/17/2002 8:48:57 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 18, 2002, 12:01:25 AM
The only new cartoon I watch is Dexter's Lab. Man, that has got to be the most weird/hilarious/insane thing on TV! Dang, that's a funny show. Anyone care to guess where I live yet?
202!! And only 8 days to SMS!! I cant wait much longer!! I use too many exclamation points!! !! !!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Closet Man on August 18, 2002, 06:04:21 PM
Can I ask why we order alchohalic beverages in a Mario Bar?  Since that occures in normal bars, I say we set ourselves appart from the rest of the drunken world by serving buttered scones and tea while talking about Mario.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on August 18, 2002, 06:19:48 PM
That sounds just fine if your princess peach or toad. But maybe you can, but I can't imagine Wario and Bowser getting into a friendly disscussion over aformentioned food items. No offense, of course. I had this same complaint.

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bob the Spiny parakoopa on August 18, 2002, 06:22:03 PM
*Walks in*
May I have err uhh...a tasty tonic.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 18, 2002, 08:34:14 PM
Hello? Yeah, I have your beverage orders here. Yep, now I work for the postal service.

Let's see here, we have a couple crates of French wines, around 20 kegs o' beer, hmmm......WHOA, you ordered 5 ENTIRE CRATES of Black Russians!!
How can you be in such short supply!?(pries open first crate)
Insane Steve:YAAAAA!(runs over and drinks about half a crate's worth)
Yoshi Girl:That's how.

Hmmm....ther's about unmarked 10 crates, except for that big Mario face on the front.....Wonder what's in these...and where they were shipped from?
Yoshi Girl:Official Mario Bar business.
Well....okay. Here are the rest of your shipment, I'm in sort of a hurry so if you would just sign here....
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 18, 2002, 10:21:17 PM
Hey Yoshi Girl, what's in those crates? I know you didn't know they were there or anything... but since you supposedly answered, what is it?

I'd like a KeroKero Cola, please...
Hey, Insane Steve, man, you must have extreme tolerance for alcohol! And that's a good thing, I suppose... but gee, with all that Vodka... Oh, I know. It's not alcohol. It's synthahol like they have on Star Trek!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/18/2002 9:25:14 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 18, 2002, 10:50:25 PM
Meh, My tolerance for Vodka is Genetic. My dad had it, and as do I. *hic*

Cuando yo me siento aquí, reflexionar lo que aconteció exactamente con mi vida, yo me dí cuenta algo. Algo interesar. ... algo que no era bastante correcto... algo que pareció hacer mi vida incompleta... algo que hizo mí se siente vacía adentro.. ¿Tan, usted sabe lo que hice? Absolutamente nada. Era el mejor desicion de mi vida. Mi vida no bastante correcta vacía.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 19, 2002, 04:57:45 PM
ahh.. this place is so cool *finishes slices of pasta pizza w/double mushroooms, then takes out his yoshi animal crackers and begins to finish the rest of them* hmm i think ill go for the mario shaped oreo cookies next. what do you suggest yoshi girl? i really like how your snack machine is shaped like a mushroom. thats cool!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 19, 2002, 05:01:57 PM
And the cool free slot machines that resemble the one from SMB3...
Hey, this is cool. We're actually making up a whole environment!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 19, 2002, 05:03:31 PM
Umm... Steve, your dad HAD it? He's dead or something?

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 19, 2002, 08:40:16 PM
*finishes yoshi animal crackers, heads over to the arcade section and pops few quarters into the donkey kong arcade game* darn that monkey. *wins level one* mwahaha, you can not trick me with your evil schemes and your ridiculasly large barrels!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 19, 2002, 10:50:36 PM
Hey, all right! Mario Bros.! I dreamed I had one o' these in my room.
Dumb Koopa... er, Shellcreeper.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 20, 2002, 09:07:08 PM
Hmmmmmmm, it is a typo. Note that the "S" and "D" are right next to each other.

*Goes to play slot machine, but spills the B.R. into the machine and breaks it.

Awwwwwwwwwww, CRAP! That was a perfectly good drink!

Cuando yo me siento aquí, reflexionar lo que aconteció exactamente con mi vida, yo me dí cuenta algo. Algo interesar. ... algo que no era bastante correcto... algo que pareció hacer mi vida incompleta... algo que hizo mí se siente vacía adentro.. ¿Tan, usted sabe lo que hice? Absolutamente nada. Era el mejor desicion de mi vida. Mi vida no bastante correcta vacía.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 20, 2002, 09:08:36 PM
Hmm. It looks pretty watertight to me.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 20, 2002, 09:16:40 PM
But but but..... MY DRINK!!!!! *sniff*

Cuando yo me siento aquí, reflexionar lo que aconteció exactamente con mi vida, yo me dí cuenta algo. Algo interesar. ... algo que no era bastante correcto... algo que pareció hacer mi vida incompleta... algo que hizo mí se siente vacía adentro.. ¿Tan, usted sabe lo que hice? Absolutamente nada. Era el mejor desicion de mi vida. Mi vida no bastante correcta vacía.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 21, 2002, 07:24:32 PM
awww there there now...um yoshi girl, could you get another B.R. for my friend over here. *goes to snack macine and gets mario shaped oreo cookies* here insane steve, have these.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 21, 2002, 09:39:19 PM
Howdy! Bartender? Could I have another lemonade? Hey Cool! A Mario Bros Arcade machine! *Pops in quarter* He he I looooooove this game! Mmmm.... Cheeseburger pie.... Eh? Ack! Stupid Bug! You go squish now! *Smashes bug with piece of Cheesebureger Pie*
Dont ask me where I keep finding these. I reach into my pocket and boom! Theres another piece! Oh well.
*gobbles Pie*
Ewww, there was a bug in it.. Oops! I forgot I was playing Mario Bros! Oh no! Game over.... What is the farthest anyone has ever gotten to in that game? Ive made it to Phase 67 before(though I think I could go farther except it was late and I was sleepy).

The night Santa went crazy, the night Kris Kringle went nuts, now ya can''t hardly walk around the north pole without steppin in reigndeer guts!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 21, 2002, 10:04:13 PM
That is a truly unsane (yes, unsane) signature. *jumps on player 2's head* Boy, this is a fun game!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 23, 2002, 10:56:54 PM
Boy, this is a dark, quiet place now... where'd everybody go?

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: smb allstars master on August 23, 2002, 11:08:12 PM
errrrr....maybe theyre all passed out? or to make it interesting, FIGHT IN BACK ALLEY!!!!!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Sors salutis
et virtutis
michi nunc contraria,
est affectus
et defectus
semper in angaria.
Hac in hora
sine mora
corde pulsum tangite;
quod per sortem
sternit fortem,
mecum omnes plangite!



you really dont know, do you??
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 23, 2002, 11:32:53 PM
Oh... well, this will wake them up. Tonight, I present a story of highs and lows. Of Joy and Remorse. Tonight, I give you: THE THREE WORD STORY! (As seen on story boards.) Note: Some content has been edited to ensure quality, and plus, a portion of the game has been retaped due to technical difficulties!
PART 1:
Luigi ate some
Yoshi eggs for
food and Yoshi
got mad at
Mario for not
Eating With Luigi.
Mario got on
Yoshi and played
Yoshi's Road Hunting!
Peach read her
Line and yelled
"I'm very cold!'
so mario went
to the store
And bought cookies!
Mr. T. was
there saying "I
...Pity the foo!"
Then Peach ran
And slapped Mr.T
Out of his
butterfly boxer shorts
Mr.T went over
to peach and
gave her a
Loaf of bread.
(Cause bread's evil)
Peach went and
burned it black
'coz she's dumb.
So Peach said
"Thank you, Mario!
Where did I
put your kiss
but our princess
is in another
House of Pancakes!"
so go there
So Mario went
to the IHOP
for some waffles
but he realized
he needed syrup
He hates syrup.
Captain Syrup loves
playing puzzle games! (hee hee)
Her favorite one
is Yoshi's Cookie.
So Mario ordered...
ten boxes of
Post brand waffles.
Suddenly, Prince Pine
gave Peach a
little pink gift!
It was worth
She opened it.
It was a
picture of Bowser!!!!!!
She took it
to Level 8-4

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/23/2002 10:41:31 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 23, 2002, 11:34:52 PM
And now, If I may be so bold, Part 2!!!!!! (this one's a lot shorter.)
One day in
the mushroom kingdom
Mario went to
buy some new
video games for
Peach's new Gamecube
was feeling rather
Rude..."Why Me?"
said he. So
Mario went home
and tried to
Go to the
Bathroom. (WHO CARES?) He stayed
there for a
time. when Mario
Came out it
was time to
eat."But I
just ate!"
said Mario looking
full."But you
went with Olaf
"Never mind..."Mario
said, while he
choked down a
very rare steak
while Toad was
doing laundry and
Then Toad saw
a chartreuse balloon
Wario putting his
face on balloons
and eating sandwiches.
Then came Yoshi
to swallow pizza
"That's it!" yelled
Olaf. Then he
caused a blizzard.
Mario woke up
from a bad
dream and saw
it was reality!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on August 24, 2002, 06:40:34 AM
Ok, because it seems every one here is in a drunken blur or has run out of ideas to post. I've got free copies of Mario Sunshine for everybody. US version of course.


It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on August 24, 2002, 10:26:50 AM
"Mario woke up
from a bad
dream and saw
it was reality!"

I believe that's Part Three.

In Part Two, Johnbob put in Olaf (must be a huge Advance Wars fan) the first time, I added the blizzard the second time.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 24, 2002, 05:07:55 PM
Well, yeah, but that's all there was last night, so I just stuck it on there anyway.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 24, 2002, 05:08:35 PM
Gooch, are you serious?!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 24, 2002, 07:05:46 PM
GAH, I should really get back to focusing on getting a 01 rank in Advance Wars, I am getting too focused on playing the Design Maps mode and then beating those levels... they don't give Rank points though! My rank is I think 24 right now.

*Gets another B.R. and saunters to the Arcade machine*

Cuando yo me siento aquí, reflexionar lo que aconteció exactamente con mi vida, yo me dí cuenta algo. Algo interesar. ... algo que no era bastante correcto... algo que pareció hacer mi vida incompleta... algo que hizo mí se siente vacía adentro.. ¿Tan, usted sabe lo que hice? Absolutamente nada. Era el mejor desicion de mi vida. Mi vida no bastante correcta vacía.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on August 24, 2002, 07:08:59 PM


Edited by - frostbite on 8/24/2002 6:09:59 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on August 24, 2002, 07:09:01 PM
When a topic's reached the second row of page numbers, it can only mean one thing: "POINTLESS TOPICS LAST LONGER!!"

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He kindly stopped for me
The Carriage held but just Ourselves
And Immortality.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 24, 2002, 07:29:02 PM
There's a reason I post on these kinds of things:

To associate with those members who are oblivious to reality and don't realize how dumb they look.

I DO REALIZE HOW DUMB I LOOK.

It's just that there are so many such members that people like you are hated for not associating with them. I respect you greatly, for you have the ability to say what you truly feel without feeling any remorse for it... I wish I could do that...

Cuando yo me siento aquí, reflexionar lo que aconteció exactamente con mi vida, yo me dí cuenta algo. Algo interesar. ... algo que no era bastante correcto... algo que pareció hacer mi vida incompleta... algo que hizo mí se siente vacía adentro.. ¿Tan, usted sabe lo que hice? Absolutamente nada. Era el mejor desicion de mi vida. Mi vida no bastante correcta vacía.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 24, 2002, 09:38:23 PM
hey guys im back again. this place is fun. weeeeee!!! i like root beer. it is good. very good. yes.

2 days till release of SMS and counting.

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 8/24/2002 8:52:08 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 24, 2002, 10:04:38 PM
25 hours.
This topic: pointless, yes, but oh so useful... It's a lot better than most of the topics on here... Deh, what's "reality"?
Boy, I can't wait to get my hands on my copy of SMS...
*dying*

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/24/2002 9:06:10 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 24, 2002, 10:07:14 PM
I heard that Yoshi could turn orange in SMS...

Orange Yoshi ----- ROFLMAO!

PS: See my new sig! It pretty much sums up my role here.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on August 25, 2002, 08:14:14 AM
Of course I wasn't serious chupperson. But thanks for asking. And, Yoshi can turn many colors in sunshine.

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 25, 2002, 11:37:01 PM
Yeah, that's gonna be awesome. They must be like genetic mutant Yoshis on that island or something.
OK, time for the "SMS release party!" It's kind of like a Super Bowl party, only 20 times better! It's 12:36 AM CDT on August 26th! Time to celebrate! Count down! Write sometime fairly shortly after you get your copy! (If you get one, that is.) WOOHOO!! Only 62 hours or so until I actually get mine... less, hopefully....

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on August 26, 2002, 01:19:25 AM
The stores may receive it yesterday or today, but the "Toys R Us" in my vicinity doesn't start selling it until tomorrow.

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Because I could not stop for Death
He kindly stopped for me
The Carriage held but just Ourselves
And Immortality.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 26, 2002, 09:44:09 AM
Look who returns from the deep dark depths of the arcade room! It is I! Ooooo!!! Oreos!!
*eats the unfinished bag of oreos he opened like a week ago* Hmmm.... They was kinda stale... You know whats funny? When They release those Spring Oreo Cookies with the blue filling and you see them setting on the same shelf in September. Ha! Hilarious!

The night Santa went crazy, the night Kris Kringle went nuts, now ya can''t hardly walk around the north pole without steppin in reigndeer guts!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. quizzmo on August 26, 2002, 11:14:01 AM
Ill have a Super Soda, and some yoshi cookies.

Wel''l be back after a word from our sponcer, who is pobably selling junk.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on August 26, 2002, 04:35:09 PM
Super Mario Sun-Shine Get!
Hee hee!  I got it!!
...

I'd stick around for a drink, but... y'know...
There's Mario to be played!!

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 26, 2002, 05:52:09 PM
I still don't understand this "Shine get!" business... Come on! Use proper English! Wait, that is proper English.... kind of....

Never mind.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 26, 2002, 06:11:44 PM
DUH! It says "SHINE GET!" in the Japanese version (I think), when you get a shine.

My Funcoland is evil. They had their cube locked up and they wouldn't let me play it, it had the SMS demo in it, and he tried to make some lame excuse about yeah but if he let me play then somebody else might come along and want to play. DUMB!!! He was saying like people start fighting about it and throwing the controllers and breaking stuff... TELL ME, what kind of idiot would do that anyway?! That was the lamest excuse for an excuse I've ever heard! I am so incredibly mad! Well, at least I'll be getting my copy in less than 2 days... hopefully tomorrow. But I tell you, if you're ever in Tulsa, don't go to Funcoland here.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 26, 2002, 08:15:23 PM
Hey speaking of SMS, check out this kick @$s wallpaper I got fer my website! go to geocities.com/super_mario123187/marioparadise I uh... also have a couple of neat mini movies there in my classic games section. I'm working on a Donkey Kong Jr one right now. Now move soldier! (I'll just tell ya that for right now!)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 26, 2002, 08:25:00 PM
Well check out my wallpaper that I made! (for PCs set at 800x600) I'll tell ya the address once I get it updated.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 27, 2002, 06:07:22 PM
(After passing out all the drinks, there were glasses to be cleaned.)

*Sigh* Just another day at the bar.

(Starts humming to WTMK.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 27, 2002, 06:15:46 PM
can i help you with anything yoshi girl?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 27, 2002, 07:03:43 PM
Thanks!
*slugs lemonade, then runs to restroom for obvious resons(too much lemonade)*

Beep!
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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 27, 2002, 07:30:48 PM
Uh oh... Yoshi Girl came back....

*runs to slot machine and hits it with a hammer several times in a desparate attempt to fix it*

PS: SOMEONE REVIVE THE TRIVIA TOPIC! Am I the only one who is still interested in trivia?

I am the Diet Cola of forum cynics: Just one calorie; not enough...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 27, 2002, 08:42:01 PM
No one knew the answer to your evil question.
Well, I'm happy today, because I got Super Mario Sunshine! Dang, ain't it DA BomB?
I'll probably get some good trivia for that...

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on August 28, 2002, 01:44:18 PM
Howdy! Who here has visited my website?(Mario Paradise!) Is it good or bad? Or semi ok? I have 2 Classic game minimovies(The Donkey Kong one was a real hard movie to make!) DK demo, and Mario Bros Title screen. Pretty nice. Though they are lacking correct speed and some frames of animation! Check them out!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 28, 2002, 03:30:53 PM
Yes! You can help me clean all of Insane Steves empty glasses. I forget how many orders I made to get more glasses for the bar, oh well.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 28, 2002, 03:32:38 PM
Hey I heard that if a lot of people buy a certain video game or system that it becomes more expensive, is that true!?

Edited by - Yoshi Girl on 8/28/2002 2:41:47 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 28, 2002, 05:37:43 PM
Heh -- I don't care about SMS! *evil grin*

And what do you mean "All those glasses"? *throws another glass into a rather large pile in the corner* And instead of FIXING the slot machine, it appears I turned it evil, and now it's alive and terrorizing the neighborhood... Ah well.

PS: I added a new, better, and LESS EVIL question. Would you have EVER gotten the EVIL question?

I am the Diet Cola of forum cynics: Just one calorie; not enough...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 28, 2002, 11:39:58 PM
I sorta doubt it.
I care about SMS... the greatest game in recent history!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on August 29, 2002, 10:28:52 PM
Id like a simple glass of red wine
*gives yoshi girl a tip for holding such a fine bar in such a fine forum*.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 29, 2002, 11:40:20 PM
Hey, good idea. Here, Yoshi Girl!
*throws a red coin to bartender*

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on August 30, 2002, 06:31:16 PM
Here's your red wine.

Hey, is anybody gonna finish that pizza? The flies are getting to it!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 30, 2002, 07:47:01 PM
hey, thers still pizza leftover? *gobbles up last 2 peices* well i got SMS 3 days ago and i already got yoshi and i have about 26 shines(give or take a few)  weee its so fun, and i really like the retro levels, you know like in the title it says "somethin somethin secret" and it has all the disapering platforms and rotating boxes, i love those levels, even though they can be a real pain! anyways the reason i havnt been here in a while is cuz...ive been playin SMS. well i gata go, talk to me in the "Transformers!" forum too, in the non-mario related stuff. now im off to go get more shines!!!! *runs out of the bar and does triple-jumps all the way home*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on August 30, 2002, 07:59:35 PM
ahhhhhhhh, im gettin a buzz!
Thanks madam!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on August 30, 2002, 08:00:47 PM
how do you get yoshi?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on September 01, 2002, 07:42:05 PM
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Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 01, 2002, 08:57:26 PM
Well, I got SMS, I probably would have died too if I hadn't... :-P
Hey, is anyone going to do anythng about that slot machine? It's coming this way...

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on September 05, 2002, 11:19:15 AM
*walks in*
WOW! so TMK got a new fancy bar while I was gone, hmmm well *walks up to the bar and bangs on it a couple times* Bartender, I'll have a suicide if you please.

It''s a me Marionut#1
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on September 05, 2002, 04:55:30 PM
Here ya go!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 05, 2002, 06:11:17 PM
(suddenly a strange distorted voice booms mysteriously out of nowhere) Marios Saga Part I comes in December!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 06, 2002, 12:12:13 AM
(cowering in terror)
NOOOOO!!!! It's forbidden by the sorta kinda not quite holy laws of Forkenspeiler!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 9/5/2002 11:17:10 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 06, 2002, 12:13:45 AM


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 9/5/2002 11:16:20 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on September 06, 2002, 12:33:55 PM
Thanks *takes a sip* WOW! *Smoke starts coming out ears* WOOOO *Starts Running around the room* BING BANG BOP *and bouncing off the walls, Finally..* OOOOOOFF! *splats right into the Videogame vending machine* OW! (hurt voice) thats the first drink I ever had with rocket fuel in it.

It''s a me Marionut#1
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 06, 2002, 06:28:49 PM
Yeah... but the Liquid Nitrogen/Liquid Hydrogen combo that is Rocket Fuel is extremely cold. And being so cold, it gives off tons of condensation, so you must be really full too.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 07, 2002, 10:58:21 AM
*runs into bar sweating like a pig* well it was tuff, bloopers were all around me, those annoying duck bill thingies just wouldnt stop throwing me, but i did it, i beat SMS! yes i know its too soon to do that, i got the game about 2 weeks ago, but hey, wut can i say, im good. throw me over another root beer, would you please?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 07, 2002, 11:00:04 AM
*runs into bar sweating like a pig* well it was tuff, bloopers were all around me, those annoying duck bill thingies just wouldnt stop throwing me, but i did it, i beat SMS! yes i know its too soon to do that, i got the game about 2 weeks ago, but hey, wut can i say, im good. throw me over another root beer, would you please?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on September 07, 2002, 11:12:40 AM
I still don't have SMS.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on September 07, 2002, 05:04:01 PM
*floats like a paper off of Videogame vending machine* *sticks finger in mouth* FWOOOP *reinflates* Well Madmario, dont feel alone, because I dont have SMS yet either *looks at the machine* HEY WAIT A MINUTE LOOK IT HAS SMS!! WOO AND ITS ONLY 25 cents WOOO *Inserts quarter* FINALLY *runs out of bar, yelling "ITS MINE ALL MINE FINNALLY WOOO*

It''s a me Marionut#1
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on September 07, 2002, 07:25:46 PM
I don't have nor ever will get SMS.

I haven't had a drink for a while... I think I'll try something different ... I'll take a White Russian... oh wait, I HATE milk. N\M, the usual please.

I see you got a new slot machine... Wonder what happened to the old one...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 07, 2002, 08:15:52 PM
OH MAN!! It's chewing on the other side of the bar!
Why don't you want to play SMS? It's insanely good.

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 07, 2002, 09:10:15 PM
Yoshi Girl, the love tester machine is broken!
IT CALLED ME A COLDFISH EVEN THOUGH IM A CASANOVA!

Anyway, id like a cranberry Schnapp's.

Come back here chupperson!
THOSE ARE MY QUARTERS!!!!!!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on September 08, 2002, 04:43:13 PM
*Is tapping a gold ring with no decorations on the bar table*

Okay, I'll have another KeroKeroKola please.

Any idea when the next taxi is coming? *notices a Warp Pipe with a touch screen in the corner of the bar* Um, nevermind!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 08, 2002, 07:29:29 PM
MadMario, why aren't you invisible?

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 10, 2002, 01:39:51 PM
ok looks like everyone needs a boost in there excitment so lets all get up and do the mario!!! swing your arms from side to side, c'mon its time to go do the mario take one step and then again, let's do the mario all together now!!!  c'mon now. Just like that!!!! whew that was fun!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on September 10, 2002, 04:24:56 PM
There are two reasons I'm not invisible:

1. I'm not wearing the ring.

2. It's not the One Ring.

<meanwhile at the Cracks of Doom>

Frodo: Sam! Did you take the Ring?

Sam: No, I didn't Master Frodo!

<back inside the Mario Bar>

Wait, hold on! *puts on the ring* Am I invisible?

Yoshi Girl: Where'd MadMario go?

*takes off ring* Oh crap! It IS the Ruling Ring! *runs to Warp Pipe* Take me to Mordor, FAST! *jumps in, a few minutes later he jumps back out*

Geez! That was close! I nearly fell into the Cracks of Doom! Good thing I had my good ol' Wing Cap!

Anyway, since Sauron is gone and the One Ring is destroyed, let's party!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 10, 2002, 06:20:14 PM
Umm... hey, wait a minute! How'd you get that anyway? Last time I checked, Frodo still had it... on the Battle of Armies, anyway. You better not be using the bar as an excuse to try and beat us.

And what quarters?! I didn't take your quarters!!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 10, 2002, 06:22:32 PM
Oh, and another thing! He never calls him "Master Frodo"! He calls him "Mister Frodo"!! Please, out of respect for the story, get your facts straight!

Gimme a glass o' melted glass juice!

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on September 10, 2002, 06:30:06 PM
I wish to remain neutral on all aspects of this LOTR stuff...

And where's my drink? *drool* ... Crap, I just lost about 20 coins in da slot machine, ah well *pulls lever*

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Big Boo on September 10, 2002, 06:35:56 PM
(walks into the room, yawning)
Ahhh, who knew that a toilet seat would make such a great pillow? Hey, is that pizza still here?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on September 10, 2002, 06:39:47 PM
Don't feel bad, I just lost 50 coins at the blackjack table.....Good thing gambling is legal in the Mario World.

Ok then, I'll match and raise you a BLUE coin.(dealer matches and raises a star)A STAR!! I definately fold! I got 19, what'd you get! 26!!!!!!!!!!!!! AWWW, CRAP!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 10, 2002, 07:04:30 PM
uggggg now yall guys are talking about LOTR, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!  I heard it was really good but please lets not get into a fat-comic-book-collecter-guy style argument about what that gay little boy calls himself. (im not sayin frodos gay, the guy who plays him in the movie looks gay though, theres just somethin about his face yaknow?) i just hope yall guys didnt take wut i said in a bad way, im entitled to my own opinion right?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 10, 2002, 10:55:46 PM
You're certainly entitled to your opinion, but you needn't voice it so crudely.
MY opinion says that LotR is one of the greatest stories ever written, and the movie(s) is (are) equally good. (Because they're gonna release the other two, yo?) Elijah Wood was a good choice for Frodo, I think, and he has an unusual face, but there's nothing wrong with that. And, just so it is clear, I was talking about what Sam called him, not what Frodo called himself.
New subject: Anybody here like Creed?

"Tonight, I`ll make an old family recipe. Pickled dandelions with barnacles in a diesel marinade!" - Prof. E. Gadd
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Star_Speed on September 11, 2002, 03:06:46 PM
...Where'd Yoshi Girl go? I wanted a nice, tall, cold one.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on September 11, 2002, 04:53:45 PM
I'm baaaack! Geeze, I finally get a spare moment to come back here.

(Passes everybody's drink out.) *pant* *pant* Back in business. Oh here's your nice, tall, cold one Star_Speed.

Edited by - Yoshi Girl on 9/11/2002 3:55:51 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Star_Speed on September 11, 2002, 05:21:51 PM
Mmmmm... a nice, tall, cold one. *chugs down milk*

I think the worst pain that ANYone went through would be the educational pain that Luigi went through in Mario Is Missing.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Star_Speed on September 11, 2002, 05:29:07 PM
So yeah, anyways.. I dislike Creed, strongly. Not because of their christian-filled lyrics, but.. I don't know.. I'm not as into the whole rock scene as much as I was. Plus, they're too mainstream for me. I dig the underground stuff MUCH much more. Mmmm.. soggy McDonald's french fries..

I think the worst pain that ANYone went through would be the educational pain that Luigi went through in Mario Is Missing.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on September 11, 2002, 06:36:43 PM
I hate, hate, hate, hate HATE!!! Destiny's Child... me merely typing their name makes me want to smash something. If I explained fully why I hate them I'd probably get banned from the boards, so, to shorten it, All their lyrics explain how much better women are than men, and also how much better they are than everyone else. Then they say that their lyrics mean "That inner beauty is all that matters". Bull. Hypocrites are #1 on my list of people I hate, so....

Anyway, I need another drink. *Hic*

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I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Star_Speed on September 11, 2002, 07:09:04 PM
Hahah, I like the way he thinks.. I think I'll take some more milk. No wait, make that.. a Mike's Hard Lemonade. with some Cheeze Doodles on the side. Puffed, please.

I think the worst pain that ANYone went through would be the educational pain that Luigi went through in Mario Is Missing.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on September 11, 2002, 07:43:35 PM
*Rises from 10 day hibernation period*
Ok. I have had enough time.... Barkeep! Could I get a lemonade? Ok! You all have to hear about this e-mail I got! It is entitled: Three Moles In a Hole
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole. One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the mole hole, sniffed the air and says "Yum, I smell maple syrup!"
Then the mama mole sticks her head out of the mole hole and smells the air and says "Mmm, I smell honey!!"
The baby mole then tries to stick his head out of the hole and smell the air but can't because the other moles are blocking the way. Then he says " Geez, all I can smell is molasses!!" HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha ha ha haha he he hoo oh.... Pant pant pant......
Funny, No?


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on September 11, 2002, 08:16:33 PM
It took me a little while to get... it is kinda funny, but of course, being the twisted moronic human race that we are, the only things we find funny nowadays are either VERY inappropriate jokes or jokes that vehemently insult others.

Gah, there I go again, rambling about humanity's shortcomings....

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 11, 2002, 08:29:04 PM
Well, Steve, I certainly agree with you there. There's still plenty of wholesome humor in the world, just it seems most people are too ignorant to realize it.
As for Creed, I don't see anything directly Christian in their lyrics, but that wouldn't bother me anyway, considering that's what I am. Anyway, any other bands that people like or dislike?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 12, 2002, 12:46:08 PM
whoops, sorry about that whole misunderstanding thing about LOTR, forgive me Chupperson.  but i dont like creed, not cus they have lyrics that some what resemble God, cus then id be a hypocrit because im a Christian. but the reason i dont like em not only because of the type of music they play, but also because of them believeing that God is an alien, and plus their all new age-ish, like the moons color is a representative of their spirit, so if the moon turns green, it means they gotta puke (im just exsaggerating, but i dont like new age crap)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Star_Speed on September 12, 2002, 01:31:21 PM
I have a band that I like, but I don't know about the rest of you.. you'll probably all raise an eyebrow as soon as you hear the name: Mouse On Mars. Yep, they're some crazy crazy people.. It be I.D.M., (intelligent dance music), some of the greatest stuff evar! Kinda resmembles Aphex Twin and Squarepusher.. just a bit, though. And where the hell's my mike's hard and puffed cheeze doodles?!

I think the worst pain that ANYone went through would be the educational pain that Luigi went through in Mario Is Missing.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 12, 2002, 08:18:15 PM
Hmm, I've never heard of them... they sound interesting, though...
Back to Creed, I agree, some of their music isn't very good, but I think some of it is very good. Where did you hear the stuff about them saying God was an alien? That's ...weird. Hmm, maybe that's why Brian Marshall left...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on September 12, 2002, 09:22:53 PM
300th post at Mario Bar! How did this topic get so popular!?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 12, 2002, 11:33:46 PM
It was a good idea. The people here seem pretty laid back and don't tend to get angry at each other.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 13, 2002, 12:40:21 AM
Yo! Barkeep! Get me a Miller Lite and pour about a bottle of tobasco in it. I need to drown my sorrows.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on September 13, 2002, 03:03:12 PM
I think the main reason this topic is doing well is because the type of people on these boards has shifted over the last 6 months from Topic-Makers to Topic-Repliers. (I consider myself a Replier... as I have made more WEDGE topics that all other topic kinds combined.) This is kind of like a bunch of mini-topics... so no one has to make their own. The bar theme holds them together, kind of. I mean, seriously, notice how more and more topics nowadays have double and triple digit post counts?

That is my thought.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 14, 2002, 01:03:47 AM
It's strange. I always seem to agree with you.
Hey, I must be thinking about music a lot... anybody here like Todd Rundgren?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 14, 2002, 01:40:38 AM
(jumps behind bar and mixes his own drink) For the love of Godzillas radioactive butt the service in here sucks! (drinks entire drink in one large gulp) Speaking of Godzilla who in heres looking forward to the release of DESTROY ALL THE MONSTERS!?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on September 14, 2002, 10:48:26 AM
My gosh you guys you guys are sooooooo impatient, I have stuff that I need to do in the real world now that summers over, the school thinks that we can do just about anything nowadays. Anyways, here's your drinks guys. Sorry for the delay.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 14, 2002, 12:01:45 PM
i think the main reason this bar has lasted so long is because it has a "Cheers" type effect, we've had our issues, but were still all friends, but yea, i dunno, i better stop being mushy before i kill myself.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on September 14, 2002, 09:38:28 PM
Cheers type effect, huh? Well then...

Afternoon everybody!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Spiky Blue Shell on September 15, 2002, 08:57:08 AM
Anyone also disappointed with the ending in SMS?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Spiky Blue Shell on September 15, 2002, 08:57:16 AM
Anyone else disappointed with the ending (or lack of it)in SMS?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 15, 2002, 07:30:31 PM
I know not of what you speak. I thought the ending was great. And plus, it just SCREAMS sequel!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 15, 2002, 10:15:09 PM
I unfourtunatllydo not yet own a GameCube. Im getting one in early December though. I so long to play SMS! Even though a good friend of mine says its the gayest thing since M. Jackson. I dont belive him. It had better be better than Luigis Mansion.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 15, 2002, 10:55:34 PM
1. Luigi's Mansion was an excellent game.
2. SMS is better than Luigi's Mansion.
3. I can't really say that, though... I really think they're both amazingly good games, both for different reasons.
4. SMS is the best game to come out for a long, long time. (6 years)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 16, 2002, 04:36:14 PM
I never got to play Luigis Mansion for more than five min. When my friends little bro. grabbed the controler from me and said "It's my game you cant play it!" then he took it out of the GC and went away to hide it in his room. I only got to walk down a halway and fail at capturing a ghost. So you can see why I was not impressed.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on September 16, 2002, 05:23:55 PM
CW, this info is for you:

1. I always thought that Frodo was Sam's Master; therefore, I naturally typed in "Master Frodo".

2. I AM NOT CHEATING IN BATTLE OF ARMIES! This has nothing to do with it. I was making a joke. Besides that, I don't NEED the Ring. I have the Ultima Weapon (the sword, not the monster, but then again, I have that too ^_^)!

Anyone else who cares:

I don't have a GameCube, and yes, a friend of mine also thinks SMS's too easy. Still, you can get Yoshi in it! More people will understand SMS than Halo (no offence, Xbox fans)! I drank my KeroKeroKola in about 5 seconds! That last sentence has nothing to do with this paragraph! That other one doesn't either! I'm rambling about nothing!

Anyway, I think Yoshi Girl gets the message. Gimmie a KeroKeroKola!

*Notices Insane Steve sneaking into the storage room*

Hmm, I wonder where he's going? Probably to get more Black Russians...

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on September 16, 2002, 08:05:39 PM
More? Gah, I've drank so many Black Russians I have kind of forgotten where my mouth is... *Pours a B.R. into his ear* Nope, that ain't it either...

<sarcasm>I think HTML in title can actually really, really help the community</sarcasm>

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 16, 2002, 08:10:12 PM
MadMario:
Ok, no big deal... that argument's long gone anyway... (I thought it was a funny joke too) and speaking of BoA, I thought we all had reset the situation anyway. So, it's all fine by me. For the record, I say let's forget our agression towards each other and finish the Longest Mario Story and the Three Word Story! I don't want to make enemies.
*wanders off to the Vs. SMB machine and pops in a coin*
*then remembers what else he was going to say*
Hey, bartender! I can be the bartender sometimes if you want a break! You don't have to pay me or anything!
Insane Steve... I just have one question (No, I don't read General Chat much). Why don't you like GameCube/SMS? Then, all my questions on this board will be answered forever! (Maybe)

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 9/16/2002 7:12:42 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on September 16, 2002, 08:16:37 PM
Did I ever say I hated SMS or the GCN? Nope.

My classmates, on the other hand, hate it to the point where they constantly persecute people who own GCNs. They know no Mario games after SMW.

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 17, 2002, 01:01:39 AM
I didn't say you hated it either... you just acted like you didn't like it for some reason... seeming annoyed when I posted my SMS question... I was just wondering why you were saying stuff about not having a GCN and you didn't care about SMS with an evil grin... I was just wonderin' what's up with that? Ahh, classmates... thank heavens I don't have to put up with the junk they would give me. Maybe we should start a "Shortcomings of Humanity" board. :-D
So anyway... next topic?

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 9/17/2002 12:08:20 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 17, 2002, 04:44:11 PM
What would you guys like to see in the next Mario GC game?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 17, 2002, 07:15:03 PM
Luigi, Green Yoshi, more of Peach. No, I don't like it when she's gone the whole time and you only see her at the end. One reason that SMS is better than most Mario games so far is that Peach is there and actually talks to you, for a while... Another instance of this would be SMRPG. I think it's a better story when the game actually acknowledges that you saved her, instead of you having to save her all the time... it acts like you never beat Bowser... except in SMS, I can understand, because there's evidence that Peach has gone back to the Kingdom... (the plane has left the Airstrip.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 18, 2002, 02:35:35 PM
<insert=bandicoot/> *Crash Bandicoot walks into bar armed with a desert eagle and claymore mines holding a big sack with a big dollar sign on it*


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on September 18, 2002, 04:54:17 PM
Here's your drink MadMario.

I can't find Paper Mario anywhere!!!!!!!!!! :( I know, I'll buy it off the internet! :)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 18, 2002, 06:25:52 PM
*Crash Bandicoot steals MadMario's drink*

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 18, 2002, 07:50:00 PM
oh yeah, what was up with that whole purple pink and orange yoshi? that was kinda gay that you couldnt have him green. although orange does look very slimming on yoshi...anyways, ya talking to peach in the begenning of the game was kinda nice, although its doesnt show proof of mario saving peach, cuz when u talk to toadsworth and the other toads they still say that shes kidnapped and "oh you must do something mario!!!" the only guy that recognizes youve finished the game is the sunglasses guy. and he's cool!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 18, 2002, 09:24:58 PM
Well, Lord_Duke, I wouldn't say that about not having Yoshi be green... of course, I wouldn't say that about anything. Anyway, Yeah, the Toads don't know what's up, but at the Airstrip, the plane is gone, meaning that Peach left the island. (I like to think that Mario just stayed behind to clean up the rest and get the remaining Shines.)
Oh, and I stuck that weird Bandicoot thingy in the cryogenic freezer... he won't be coming out anytime soon...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 18, 2002, 09:26:10 PM
Oh, Yoshi Girl, there's a few copies of Paper Mario left at my local Wal-Mart...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 18, 2002, 11:07:02 PM
Hey, everybody, go to forum #000. That is all.
*goes over to a table and sits down, then stares at a light bulb, pondering the mysteries of a netherworld known only to him*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: bandicootbuddy on September 18, 2002, 11:32:09 PM
hm, i expected mario sunshine to be bad, and what do ya know it was awesome. of course, mario is awesome.

crash: gamecube is cool.
spyro: of course it is.
mario: only cause im on it.

Edited by - bandicootbuddy on 9/18/2002 10:34:19 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 18, 2002, 11:42:02 PM
Mario: Oh yeah, it's cool because Link and Fox and Samus and Smash Bros. Melee is on it... and because it's Nintendo
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on September 19, 2002, 04:58:40 PM
Claymores here too!? Why don't I carry a Mine Detector with me? *Pulls out SOCOM and High Frequency Blade* Let's take this outside, shall we? Nah. *cuts Crash Bandicoot thing to pieces (not bandicootbuddy) and crawls around searching for the hidden Claymores*

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 19, 2002, 06:09:15 PM
Theres a claymore strapped to Chupperson Weird's back!!!!!!!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 19, 2002, 07:28:31 PM
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! GET IT OFF!!! AAAHHHH! Whatever it is! I don't even know what they are!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!
*pulls out switchblade comb* My hair needs some combing... oh yeah, that's right, it's braided in the back. I can't comb it.
*pulls out switchblade knife* *cuts claymore off back* Ahh, that's better.
*pulls out switchblade pistol* Hey, I didn't know I had one of these! I didn't know anyone had one of these! *shoots the claymore*
Hey, can I get some really sweet iced tea?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on September 19, 2002, 08:15:14 PM
Here's your really sweet iced tea Chupperson Weird.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 19, 2002, 08:23:18 PM
dude, the bomb didnt explode!
It must have been a dud!
You are so lucky you cut the right wires first before shooting it!
Your bomb foolishness proves you aren't much of an FPS gamer!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 19, 2002, 08:48:09 PM
hey i wonder if i can do that *pulls out pistol* hey cool. alright yoshi girl, just gimme all your money, common, empty out the cash regist...oh who am i kidding, ill just have another free root beer. i could never hold you guys hostage *hugs Chupperson then starts to cry*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 19, 2002, 08:53:01 PM
*turns head away, grimaces, pats duke on back*
Uh... that's okay, dude.
*takes sip of drink*
Yum, I love really sweet iced tea!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 20, 2002, 11:45:31 PM
This topic requires at least one post daily.
 -Dr. Mario
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 21, 2002, 07:38:08 PM
Hey folks... what's new???
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 21, 2002, 08:35:19 PM
Nothing much,
I have just realized Crash Bandicoot TWoC ain't such a bad game!

The graphics are OK
It's on Gamecube!

And remember, I said the graphics are ok!

But TWoC has better graphics on X-BOX than it does on both PS2 and Gamecube. Sorry for admitting that!




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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 21, 2002, 11:07:39 PM
How could that be possible?! X-box has no textures!
Wait, what system was it designed for first? That would explain it...
I believe it might not be such a bad game... btu nothing can compare to Miyamoto's masterpieces (every game he has made/supervised.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Frabjousgirl on September 22, 2002, 10:13:54 AM
Hey everyone! This is Stealth-LinK's sister, the really hot 16 year old just doing this cause she has nothing better to do. Did I mention that I'm not a virgin?

~*~Frabjous!~*~
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 22, 2002, 01:24:30 PM
Well we're all very happy for you.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 22, 2002, 01:55:38 PM
thats great but its TMI, plus i dont care. and its not somethin to be really proud of either.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on September 22, 2002, 02:09:26 PM
Heh, I can expect to see you on the Jerry Springer show in a couple of years...

. .
W

Anyway, that's right, losing your virginity before 16 isn't really a GOOD thing...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 22, 2002, 03:09:55 PM
Who gives a crap!!!!!!! Is it just me or is *** making its way into every topic in this place?! I thought this was a mario Message board. If you want to talk about *** and moral values and crap like that go to the general chat section!!!!!!!!!! This is getting out of hand!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 22, 2002, 05:43:44 PM
OH MY GOD!
If thats really my sister!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I HAVE TO FIND OUT HER PASSWORD AND EDIT THAT POST!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 22, 2002, 05:44:11 PM
agreed. new topic! did anyone see that australian site, whith marios head talking to you, that was pretty cool!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 22, 2002, 05:47:32 PM
Dude, shes not a virgin......................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................................... ............................................................................................................................... .................................Oh well!
Thats her fault.
Now lets get this bar running and we shall never speak of that again!


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 22, 2002, 06:41:07 PM
So does anyone in here besides me think that Marios voice (given to him in Mario 64) doesnt sound like it matches mario? Personally I liked the voices for Mario and Luigion the Super Mario Super Show much better.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 22, 2002, 07:04:33 PM
well, i disagree. i think the SM64 voice perfectly matches mario. are you critisizing the work of the great charles marintet???? no one critizizes him and lives to get away with it! NO ONE!!!Just kidding, your entitled to your own opinion.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 22, 2002, 08:33:43 PM
Has everyone here forgot this was a bar?
I'll have a *** on the beach please!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 22, 2002, 09:24:11 PM
THERES THAT WORD AGAIN!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 23, 2002, 12:05:53 AM
Gah, you're right, this IS getting out of hand. I am getting so sick of all that crud.
Anyway, Mr. Martinet is the best thing for Mario since the NES. I haven't ever heard their voices on any of the cartoons... and I highly doubt that I would like them better anyway. I think Mario's REAL voice fits him perfectly. Especially in SMS... except it's a little high sometimes, but that makes it easier for me to sound like Mario anyway (my falsetto is really wacko)... but I mean, if you listen to him, his voice is so nice and full of emotion, like he's really having a blast bouncing on those ropes. "WHEE-hahaha!!" And it's funny, too, when he tells you to "Watch it-a!"
Oh, and pretty soon, for anyone who's interested, I'll have my SMS documentary page up... within the next few minutes, hopefully...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 23, 2002, 01:30:55 AM
Anyway, if anybody wants to see my SMS dealie, go to http://matthewenterprises.tripod.com/doc.htm
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 23, 2002, 01:53:22 PM
A (manually bleeped) on the beach is a real drink!
It's strong!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 23, 2002, 06:56:14 PM
Yeah, we knew that, but WHO CARES?!?!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 23, 2002, 09:16:13 PM
i agree with chupperson, Marios voice is really expressive of him. its so rich and full of...coolness. i like it alot! any one see that SMA3 commercial with yoshi, that was pretty funny!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 23, 2002, 10:14:38 PM
Now I agree with the fact that Marios voice is fun and cool but for a fat short plumber hes got a pretty high voice. I love that Yoshis Island commercial!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 23, 2002, 11:50:32 PM
Short guy = high voice.
Reason: shorter vocal cords.
I wanna see the commercial! WAAHHH!!
Hey, this is the 360th reply! Does that mean this has come full circle? Har har... nah.
I added cool MIDIs to my SMS page now!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 9/23/2002 10:56:46 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 24, 2002, 12:56:16 AM
Hmmmmmm I never thought it out before so I suppose that makes sense. Why God why wont they release Kingdom Hearts on GC!!?? Now I have to buy a PS2 instead. So long SMS it was nice thinking of playing you. Sigh. Oh by the way the commercial for Yoshis Island airs on Cartoon Network and Nickleodeon alot just keep watching those two channles you'll see it sooner or later.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 24, 2002, 06:41:26 AM
Chupperson Weird:Yeah, we knew that, but WHO CARES?!?!

Listen buddy, maybe you dont care, but i think the bartender would care on a matter of fact this is a bar and you serve drinks here. It' a real drink so i should get it right???????????


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on September 24, 2002, 12:58:17 PM
Here's your drink *~*Stealth-Link*~*.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on September 24, 2002, 02:20:35 PM
w00t!
I love a good roast!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 24, 2002, 07:25:15 PM
I saw th yoshi commercial during skool. we hafta watch this news thingie called "channel 1" so then on the commercial break it showed YOSHI! can i get a goot beer?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 24, 2002, 07:37:06 PM
Did you mean to say root beer? Anyway the first time I ever saw the yoshis island commercial during channel 1 too. Thats  the only good thing about channel 1 they seem to like to advertise GBA.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on September 24, 2002, 08:24:32 PM
I still have yet to see the SMA3: YI comercials yet! GAH!

And when I buy SMA3, it will be the first video game I will have bought since Advance Wars...

*Orders another B.R., then realises that there are SEVERAL in a little shelf in the corner*

Wait, that makes no sense, A Black Russian is a MIXED drink! They aren't just made of one thing, you know... you actually have to mix things to make one!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 24, 2002, 10:11:49 PM
Hmm, I thought they WERE going to release Kingdom Hearts on GC. Apparently I was misinformed.
I was watching Dexter's Lab a while ago and I saw the Super Monkey Ball 2 commercial... I've seen the SMS commercial and the SFA commercial repeatedly on UPN. But I want to see the Yoshi's Island commercial!! Well anyway, I'm getttin' it tomorrow.
MMM! More tea! *sluuuurrrpp*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 25, 2002, 12:03:21 AM
I thought Kingdom Hearts was coming out for the GC as well. Then while leafing through my GI mags I found the preview article on it. It clearly stated to my shock and horror that it will be a PS2 exclusive.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on September 25, 2002, 12:24:09 PM
One root beer and one tea coming up! (Passes them their drinks.)

Well at least you guys got to see the commercial. If our school ever watches TV it's because of something important or serious.

Edited by - Yoshi Girl on 9/26/2002 8:42:01 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 25, 2002, 09:46:25 PM
Enough with 9/11 were all sick of it now never mention that date in here again, anybody or i'll tie you all to chairs and force you to watch Jonah A Veggie Tales Movie untill your eyes liquidate!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 25, 2002, 10:06:50 PM
VeggieTales is good. Now, watching it until your eyes liquidate... that might be bad...
I got Yoshi's Island and Starfox Adventures! Two excellent titles to keep me entertained home and abroad. I'm feeling poetic today!
Oh, and thanks for the tea!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 9/25/2002 9:08:29 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 25, 2002, 10:25:37 PM
CW how old are you?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 26, 2002, 07:39:41 PM
ooze:you watch channel 1 too? cool!

Star Fox Adventures is out already? wow i gotta get my copy! i didnt know that! double cool!!

P.S. Veggie tales is the bomb!!!! its so awesome!! Triple cool!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on September 26, 2002, 09:43:40 PM
There, I fixed that post. Happy Now!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 26, 2002, 10:13:23 PM
Yup, I got my copy yesterday. My file says that I'm 16% through the game.
VeggieTales is funny! Hilarious! Muah ha ha ha!
ooze: 15.8
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 27, 2002, 06:25:41 PM
1.Well how is StarFox AD?
2.Are the flying levels really cool?
3.Is the final boss Andross or someone else?
4.what do you think is the best stategy guide to get?
i know thats alot of questions but i just wanted to know. oh yeah and i forgot to ask HOW COOL IS IT?!?!?!

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 9/27/2002 5:29:24 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 27, 2002, 06:42:43 PM
oh yeah i forgot to ask, are there any good Legend of Zelda fan sites that yall guys know of. tell me about em, but make sure their clean. im lookin for somethin thats like this site, TMK, except, you know, fo LOZ.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 27, 2002, 11:30:35 PM
1. It is good.
2. The flying levels are rare, but insanely cool, and bring back memories of SF and SF64.
3. I kinda think it might be Andross, but I sure hope not. I was glad whenI blew him up... I don't want to see him again...
4. I'd say the official NP strategy guide, but then, it's not really that hard to figure out the puzzles... that is to say, I haven't needed a guide, and I don't have one...
?. It's really cool, except every once in a while a Mammoth or some thing living ina well will burp a real nasty burp, but there's British humor for ya. That's the one thing that detracts from the entire game.
Q(?!). I don't know of any good Zelda sites... anybody else?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 28, 2002, 12:11:38 AM
Whaddya think o' my new sig?

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 28, 2002, 01:28:34 AM
So Star Fox Dino Planet is it action based or adventure based. Is it like Zelda? If its like the 3-D Zelda games I wont even bother.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on September 28, 2002, 03:21:50 PM
I'd rather get the Star Fox by Namco, but I have a PS2 and not a GameCube.

No! I will not sell my PS2 for a GameCube!

Also, I want another KeroKeroKola. I'm thirsty.

One more thing: Are you guys sick of my sig?

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Edited by - MadMario on 9/28/2002 2:24:09 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 28, 2002, 03:52:39 PM
Im a little sick of it, but thats cuz 1.I dont get it and 2. who is Mr. andretti?
oh yea and thanx for the info Chupperson!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 28, 2002, 10:45:06 PM
You're welcome.
Mr. Andretti is Mario Andretti, a race car driver, who is doing commercials right now.
Ooze: It's sorta like the 3D Zeldas, but I'd have to say it's way better... it's not a platformer, but then it's not just a walk around and do stuff slow game like Zelda... but it is heavy on the "finding your way" aspect. But it is more fast-paced, and has much more variety than the Zelda games. And the graphics ROCK! (Like that even matters...)
Anyway, gimme a shot o' Redeye, bartenter.

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on September 29, 2002, 12:36:59 AM
I've been gone for a month. And as I was reading old messages I saw the mention of channel one news. That is the most idiotic 10 minutes in all of TV.

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on September 29, 2002, 01:01:34 AM
Gooch you couldnt be more right. CW thanks for filling me in. I believe I'll rent this one first
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Big Boo on September 29, 2002, 02:20:57 PM
Hmmm...Starfox, eh? I wanna know who the final boss is. It's probably General Scales. But I heard something about Fox's dad being in it, and Falco'll probably be in there too. Also, I don't really care if the ending is spoiled because:
1) I don't like Rare games
2) I don't have enough money for SFA.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on September 29, 2002, 04:33:25 PM
Thank's for answering that question on who Mr. Andretti is. It was kind of obvious (I did say "Mario" three times in my sig, so that'd probably tell you who Mr. Andretti is), but I had to clarify for my Dad once as well.

At any rate, WHERE IS MY KEROKEROKOLA!?

One more thing, I ask "What happened to Mr. Andretti?" in my sig because no one seems to care about good ol' Mario Andretti anymore. It's all just Mario Mario.

Ah, yes, I forgot the pro hockey player/coach, Mario.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Edited by - MadMario on 9/29/2002 3:36:35 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 29, 2002, 05:31:11 PM
so Rare is a british company, huh? i never knew that. oh yeah and i agree with whoever said cannel 1 is the worst 10 min of tv ever.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 29, 2002, 08:15:00 PM
Yeah, I didn't know it either when I played DKC for the first time... which, interestingly, has a lot of the same staff members as SFA...
How could James McCloud be in it?! He died! Or did he...?
And yeah, I guess Falco'll be in there somewhere too, since there's a polygonal rendered model of him on the 2nd page of the manual...
Oh, and I saw Mario Andretti in the few seconds of a car race I saw on TV today.

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on September 30, 2002, 04:12:47 PM
Here's your KeroKeroKola MadMario, and a Redeye for Chupperson Weird.

If your wondering I'm usually not here on weekends.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on September 30, 2002, 04:58:34 PM
James McCloud died before the series started! He was dead in SF64, and I was surprised to find him in the game after I beat Andross the first time.

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 30, 2002, 07:32:09 PM
What? You beat andross and the Star Fox Team gets their money, and that's about the end of the game! Whaddya talkin' about?
Hmm... I'll be the bartender on weekends, how's that sound?

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on October 01, 2002, 04:12:53 PM
Cool, someone to fill in for me on weekends! Thanks!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on October 01, 2002, 05:35:34 PM
I meant beat the REAL Andross the first time. You know, through Area 6 and fighting the Star Wolf team on Venom?

*Snaps for KeroKeroKola*

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 01, 2002, 07:16:36 PM
hey check this out
//\\//\\ /-\ R ][ () <----MARIO
oh yeah and i beat the brain of andross and it was crazy. i kinda hope the boss of SFA is andross. thadt be cool.  oh yeah and im close to finishing the first chapter of my fan fiction of my mario story. once i finish it, how do i send it? do i copy and paste or send it in as an attatchment?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 01, 2002, 07:22:33 PM
I'm gonna be mad if the boss of SFA is Andross... anyway...
Ask Deezer.
Hmm, well, actually, he says you can send attachments under 1MB, right?

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 01, 2002, 07:34:06 PM
umm...yeah i guess
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 01, 2002, 07:35:42 PM
So, you're online right now, eh?
400th post on the Mario Bar! Woah!

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/1/2002 6:39:01 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on October 02, 2002, 04:01:29 PM
Well, actually it's the 399th post, but since I replied it's the 400th post! Wow....
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on October 02, 2002, 04:06:50 PM
My KeroKeroKola...

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 02, 2002, 05:25:52 PM
alrighty, back to a mario related subject.  what is everyones favorite mario game, it can be new or old. mine are: super mario world, super mario bros. 1 and 3, super mario sunshine, super mario 64, and mario tennis (for N64)

p.s. who likes my new sig?
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

My heart was made for God, My hand was made for the controller.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 03, 2002, 12:31:03 AM
Mine are practically every Mario game ever made.
Umm, Yoshi Girl, correct me if I'm wrong, but you got the 400th reply, right? I had the actual 400th post, because you posted the first message and it wasn't a reply.

P.S. L.D.... That's an interesting sig... hmm...

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on October 03, 2002, 06:09:27 PM
Behold my new sig.!


I not ususally a praying man but if your up there PLEASE SAVE ME SUPER MAN!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 03, 2002, 08:07:42 PM
You got that from The Simpsons. I watch it all the time.

Oh well, gimme a beer, cuz I don't give a **** about my abusive drinking habits.

(10 beers later)
Whoops. There it goes. Yup. My brain stopped.(can you guess what show that's from?)


hEy, i hEarD a SoNG SoMEWhEre, wANNa HeaR iT?(suddenly jumps on pool table and starts in chorus)

tOmmORoW, TOmoRroW, wE lOVe YoU, TomORRoW, yOUR'e ONly a DaY AwaAAAAAAAGH!*BONK BONK BONK BONK*(falls off pool table and down basement stairs)

(crawls back upstairs)oH YeaH, a FrIEnd Of miNE iS cOmiN' doWN tHiS roAD aROUnd This TImE! wE'RE GoNNa PlaY ROad cHickEN AnD sEE Who lAStS LoNgeR. bYE!


CW:Who's that friend?
MadMario:I heard him say something about playing road chicken to some 80-year-man with broken glasses..........AN 80-YEAR-OLD WITH BROKEN GLASSES!
CW:OH ****!

(MadMario and Chupperson Weird just manage to pull CashCrazed out of the way before an old Ferrari doing 90 took him for a ride, CC vomits and passes out on sidewalk)

(wakes up next morning)Hey, why am I outside the bar. And what's with this big yellow spot on my pants........uhhhhhhh(goes into bar)I got drunk again, didn't I?
CW:Uhhhh.....maybe?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 03, 2002, 08:19:33 PM
i like cheese.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 03, 2002, 09:07:52 PM
Cheese is good.
Burritos are good too. MMM... burritos.
Hmm, that was a wild ride... except I didn't say asterisks.

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on October 04, 2002, 05:55:55 PM
Well, Cupperson Weird, I never thought of the first reply!

Edited by - Yoshi Girl on 10/4/2002 4:58:26 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 04, 2002, 11:14:00 PM
Mwah ha ha ha ha!
(What did that have to do with anything?
Oh, maybe that last post...)

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 05, 2002, 11:28:04 AM
Does n e one realize that the last post (by chupperson) was the 409th post.  GIDDY UP 409!!! Mwaha ha ha ha ha!!!!  Get it, 409, like the cle---oh whatever...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 05, 2002, 07:48:46 PM
Or the Beach Boys song. (It was the Beach Boys, right?)

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 05, 2002, 07:51:55 PM
Ok, anybody want drinks?

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on October 06, 2002, 09:36:40 AM
You know, in almost every bar I've seen on TV and I've heard about in songs, there's a heartbroken guy in there somewhere listening to old songs on jukebox. This must be a really happy place because there's no one like that in here. I mean, We've had alomst everything else. Even a Black Russian addict. The happiest place on earth.....the Mario Bar.

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 06, 2002, 02:01:51 PM
well, not exactly. i could be over near the jukebox, but i choose not to be, because i like this place, its fun.  so yeah, its all good.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 06, 2002, 08:46:54 PM
Yeah!
All we need now is a jumbo HDTV and surround sound system with all four Nintendo systems!
Oh, wait, look, there's one over there in the arcade! Wow, how come we never saw that before?
*Pours himself a Root Beer*

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 07, 2002, 09:05:37 PM
Hey! quit taking from my stash *takes pitcher of root beer and runs over to entertainment center* ask next time!! he he, just kidding, you can have some.*begins playing "super mario world"*
Me: can some one come over here and play as player one, i wanna be Luigi.
C.W.: I'll come over
Me : thank you for involuotary voluontering chupperson!!  :)

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 10/7/2002 8:07:04 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 07, 2002, 09:44:18 PM
You want to start a new game?
:-P
I guess I'll keep being the bartender until Yoshi Girl gets back.

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on October 08, 2002, 04:12:43 PM
I'm baaaack!

I just got finished beating Mario Party 3 with Yoshi! :)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 08, 2002, 04:50:56 PM
Lets play cooperative, chupperson!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 08, 2002, 11:48:54 PM
Okay...
You know, this is so cool... it's starting to get like one of those text RPG thingies!

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 09, 2002, 06:11:24 PM
Oh darn you!!!! stupid koopas that can climb the stupid gates and swing the stupid things. go beat em up for me!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 09, 2002, 09:34:54 PM
Hello!

I just moved here from Nowhere, USA, and I'm a bit tired and thirsty from those low-budget flights.  Can you believe it? They didn't have a single slice of Super Mushroom pizza or even a Fire Flower cola.  Heck, they didn't even bother to pop the Super Mario Bros. movie in their black-and white 8" television.  Oh well, that wasn't missed much. Well, bartender, could you whip me up some Starman lemonade? They also had no air conditioning on that plane, it was Mario's battle against Bowser on Isle Delphino all over again!

"I am FLUDD, the Flash liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 09, 2002, 10:50:32 PM
Delfino.
Hmm... I'd like a Monte Drink.
(That's water, you know.)

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 10, 2002, 09:03:40 PM
*sigh* I think I'll go pretend to play Donkey Kong on one of those broken arcade games over there while I'm waiting.

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 10, 2002, 09:26:03 PM
Broken?!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH OHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOO
We have to call the repair man!!!
Hmm, what's that plug doing sitting there, and not plugged into the wall?

Well, I got to ...guess who... AnDrOsS in SFA... dude... he's ugly. But at least Krystal's out of stasis... And yes, Falco is in there too. I hope you can play after the game's over... I wish there were more games like that.

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 10, 2002, 09:30:02 PM
Hey, what's this?(opens drawer to find Game Boy Advance with all Mario Lands and Advances, along with Donkey Kong and SMBDX)Does every seat along the counter have a drawer with this? Cool!(notices two cords coming out of GBA and into counter)Let me guess, they all have AC adapters so they don't need batteries, and all 8 are linked, 4 and 4, to each other! Interesting.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 10, 2002, 10:15:44 PM
Hmmm, what's this? I seem to notice a nes, snes, n64, and gcn hooked up to not 1, not 2, but 10 tvs in this place!

Screw disneyland, this DEFINES the happiest place on earth!

PS...I wonder how many tax payers payed for this fictional bar?

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 10, 2002, 10:20:10 PM
Tax, in the Mushroom Kingdom? Bah! Have you seen all the coins lyin' around?
*takes Star Road route to Bowser's Castle*

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 10, 2002, 10:24:15 PM
Wow, I found the circuitboard that hooks up the GBAs to the GCNs!

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 10, 2002, 10:40:20 PM
I'm pretty sure mario and luigi don't have to worry about tax as much-it's the people that get knocked out when they hit their head on those darned blocks that'll have a slight problem.

Oh, and the more expensive things we "find," the more soft heads get hit hard. Oh, looky here, a secret vault with every video game ever? Oooooh! Well, I'll just email Dr. Mario to build another 5,000 patient rooms or so...he's gonna need them-crippled strangers sleepin in one bed give me nightmares.

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on October 11, 2002, 02:43:16 PM
Here's a Starman lemonade and a Monte Drink.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on October 11, 2002, 03:27:37 PM
I know this doesn't suit the Mario Bar topics, or then again, maybe it does. But Does anyone here like the band U2 ?

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 11, 2002, 07:27:51 PM
I like them... most of the time...
Anybody like Yes? (The band) They're cool.
Oh, and thanks for the Monte Drink!

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/11/2002 6:29:26 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 11, 2002, 09:08:11 PM
I never say what kinds of music I like. When I do, people always insult me for them. SO no, I have no opinions on music right now.

Anyway, I haven't gotten my Black Russian last week. I don't know why, but.... maybe I was too involved with the trivia?

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 11, 2002, 09:39:48 PM
ahh look at the evil dog.(odd silence)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 11, 2002, 11:54:01 PM
What?
Well, anyway, I beat SFA today, twice. I love that ending! Anyway... I was thinking about how Krystal seemed to be owned by Rare, and that means she probably won't be in any more games, right? Well I don't think so anymore... I'm pretty sure that Nintendo actually owns the rights to her and Tricky and everybody else, so they can be in the next game. What this has to do with Mario, I haven't the faintest idea.
*Goes and pops SFA and his memory card into the GCN*

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 12, 2002, 12:47:25 AM
*Drinks lemonade in 5 seconds.*

Ahh, the sweet taste of victory!

*colapses for too much consumption of fluid*

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.

Edited by - FLUDD on 10/11/2002 11:48:53 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 12, 2002, 10:33:43 AM
sorry about the thing with the evil dog. i was up too much paste my...well i dont really have a bed time but it was late and i was tired. it just seemed funny to me at the moment. anyways...*runs over to entertainment center and starts to play Super Mario All-Stars + Super Mario World*
Hmmm, i think ill do the lost levels.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 13, 2002, 01:13:41 AM
Dang, I love this game.
*Suddenly, Krystal gasps "It's you!", screams, and goes flying into a crystal.
Meanwhile, in a lost corner of the Lylat System...*
Wow, 30th page! This is the longest lasting topic besides Mario Word Association and the trivia game!

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/13/2002 12:15:30 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 13, 2002, 05:03:45 PM
ya know, i have SMBDX. and i beat the lost levels. it was pretty hard, but this one took more logical thinking, rather than jumping and killing.

----------------------
IN A.D. 2101 WAR WAS BEGINNING

CAPTIAN:WHAT HAPPEN?
OPERATOR:SOMEBODY SET US UP THE BOMB!
OPERATOR:WE GET SIGNAL!
CAPTAIN:WHAT!
CAPTIAN:MAIN SCREEN TURN ON!
CAPTIAN:IT'S YOU!!
CATS:HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN.
CATS:ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.
CATS:YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION.
CAPTIAN:WHAT YOU SAY?
CATS:YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME.
CATS:HA HA HA HA....

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 10/13/2002 4:09:18 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on October 13, 2002, 05:37:01 PM
Dude,
your sig is good and all with the "all your base are belong to us" crap, but its VERY annoying, change it plzzzzzzzzz!

______________________________
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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 13, 2002, 06:03:55 PM
Hey, you just CAN'T diss All Your Base. That stuff is hilarious.

*Goes to play Secret 5 of SMA3 again*

*evil grin accompanied by meniacal laugh*

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 13, 2002, 08:56:03 PM
All Your Base rules.
One thing, though: It's "Somebody set UP US the bomb", not "set us up".
Oh, and Starfox Adventures rules over All Your Base.

Dexter, boy genius...Dexter, the cookie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 14, 2002, 03:08:21 PM
I'll take an Able Juice and some Moldy Mushrooms (my favorite).


Pretty full in this bar, here, don't ya think?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 14, 2002, 03:08:27 PM
I'll take an Able Juice and some Moldy Mushrooms (my favorite).


Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on October 14, 2002, 04:28:16 PM
Here's a Black Russian for Insane Steve and some Able Juice with a side order of Moldy Mushrooms for CharginChuck.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 14, 2002, 04:55:16 PM
Thanks, Yoshi Girl, sorry about the double-post.


(Drinks Able Juice and begins to eat Moldy Mushrooms)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 14, 2002, 05:13:05 PM
Sitting alone, waiting for someone to talk to.

Continues to drink Able Juice and eat the Moldy Mushrooms.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 14, 2002, 06:27:31 PM
Sorry if I have posted three times in a row, but this is a great topic.


CharginChuck finishes his able juice and Moldy Mushrooms, and gets up and leaves, since no one is here.

He'll be back for some more Able Juice (man, that stuff is good).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 14, 2002, 06:27:35 PM
Can't talk, playing Secret 5. (Again.) Wow, I am still reeling at the amount of knowledge about the game you need to get a 100 on that level. *evil grin*

-PS, I still need to know why the phrase "No. 91" appears after my SMA3 save file since I got striaght 100s on it... anyone know why?-

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 14, 2002, 09:23:53 PM
This is cool! Now, with the help of Javascript, my avatar is randomly chosen from four pics when you view the page it's on. Refresh the page over and over if you want to see them all.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 14, 2002, 09:52:23 PM
Dude, that IS cool. By the way, how do you do that? Heh...
You know what I just realized? SSBM doesn't have the best renders of Mario and Fox anymore! They both look much better in their respective games!

Hmm... send me a Max Mushroom... I'm feeling kinda drained. Thanks.
You got any Blue GrubTubs for my EarthWalker friend over here?

None shall dispute my word!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 15, 2002, 03:21:44 PM
Comes in Bar..
Nice to see some friends here...
I'll take some Able Juice with a Cricket Pie.

By the way, nice Arwing you have parked outside there, Chupperson Weird.
Very nice.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 15, 2002, 05:14:50 PM
*sighs*

I'm waiting here... for someone to speak too.


It seems that when I get on, no one's here.  But when i get off, it seems like everyone posts.

*drinks Able Juice and eats his Cricket Pie'
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on October 15, 2002, 05:18:20 PM
Fox -- No.
Mario -- Yes. YOU CAN SEE THE DENIM!

-------
Weekly Frostbite Quote #5:

[Suck compilation]

1.   You suck like a gay weasel.
2.   You suck like a very hungry infant.
3.   You suck so badly, your lips are chafed.
4.   You’re just a failure-fried pile of suck, with some Pity Sauce on the side, because the suck tastes so bad you have to dip it in something, and mustard doesn’t work in this world of metaphors.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 15, 2002, 05:32:45 PM
All I did was use basic Javascript.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 15, 2002, 06:38:13 PM
I may add more possibilties to it(provided it doesn't make the page load slower), although the avatar makes my posts stick out like a sore thumb in the normal simpleness of regular posts.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 15, 2002, 06:45:15 PM
frostbite - You mean in SSBM? Yeah, Mario's CLOTHES look better, but overall (ha), I think he's better in SMS. You do have a point however.
CharginChuck - Thanks. I just got it about 3 weeks ago...

Dang. There aren't any Star Fox drinks. I guess I'll just have a FroggieDrink.

None shall dispute my word!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 15, 2002, 07:31:17 PM
Ok, maybe I should only use my avatar sometimes, cuz' it gets to be a hassle after a while.

Get me a Starman Lite, and I'll play any 3 people on MB Battle with SMA!(I've had 3 people at once but never 4, wonder what it's really like)I'm pretty good at it, but definately NOT invincible(at least not until I've had my drink).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 15, 2002, 07:34:10 PM
*pauses SFA, bongos can be heard*
I'll play.
And I was meaning "how did you do the avatar?" and it was kind of a joke.

None shall dispute my word!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 15, 2002, 07:38:51 PM
Overall. *groan*

Anyway, look at the star under CashCrazed's name in the avatar... look at it flash, light to dark, over... and .... over....... and........ over.... *thud*

Anyway, I gotta do something... seems I can't go one post anymore without mentioning Secret 5... Ah, crap!

Anyway, I can't think of anything, so I'll end here to avoid looking dumb. (Too late)

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 15, 2002, 08:57:22 PM
Oh well. You're not alone...
You: Secret 5
Me: Krystal :-D

None shall dispute my word!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 15, 2002, 09:04:38 PM
Um, a that thing with all your base, that wasnt my sig. i just typed that cus i was really bored and i had alot of time on my hands, what with procrastinating for my english project and all  :D
and yes i do think all your base is the bomb. i love it. whats up with this stuff about cricket pie???
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 15, 2002, 10:24:12 PM
Hi again. Wait, where was I?

Oh yeah. I think I'll have some Shine Sprite soda. O yeah, now I really desverve the title of "World's Lamest Puns"

I like MB too, but I'm not really good either. Why? IIcan't practice. Why? My friends don't want to play it with me. Why? Because I'm not good enough. Why? Because I can't practice.

It's just one of those things that make me want to scream.

Anyone want to play SSBM with me? I just found 4 wavebirds in this here room that says "closed" on the door and "Electronics Boutique" on the back wall.

While I wait for challenges I'll just be sitting here pondering the great mystery of the dark room.

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 16, 2002, 12:00:32 AM
Hmm. Can I pull this off?
I'll play SSBM too. Though now I don't have as great an appreciation for it as before SFA came out. They portray Fox incorrectly.
And what's more, Krystal's not in it! *sob*
Anyway, I'll be playing MB and SSBM at the same time, considering I just found this extra set of arms under my shirt. Eww, gross. Oh, wait, there's an extra set of arms under the table at every seat. *whew*
I thought for a second there that I had mutated into an unknown lifeform of unquestionably grotesque origin.
I'll be playin' with a normal controller, though... gotta have that rumble!

You know... overall... I didn't even realize that I could have a pun on my hands until I proofread my message! I bet if I hadn't said ha after it, no one would even have realized.

Lord Duke, have you played SMRPG? That should answer your question.

None shall dispute my word!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/15/2002 11:02:07 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on October 16, 2002, 04:14:26 PM
Here's your Max Mushroom and Froggie Drink Chupperson Weird. You know  if you really want a Star Fox drink I could get one for you. And for your friend here's some Blue Grub Tubs. And for CashCrazed a Starman Lite and a Shine Sprite soda for FLUDD.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 16, 2002, 04:16:49 PM
Yeah, Krystal's cool, but Prince Tricky is really cool too.

'I'm stuffed'
'C'mon Fox'
'I'm not doing it'
'Let's play'
'Hummty Dumm'
He says more stuff, but I can't remember them.

His flame command's cool.

By the way don't call me stupid if this is a stupid question, I haven't beaten the game (hadn't had it too long, hadn't played a lot, I'm busy)is Falco in the game?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 16, 2002, 04:24:45 PM
Bartender,could you please give me another Able Juice?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 16, 2002, 07:11:36 PM
ahh, i knew it had to be in SMRPG, i guess as one of the various food items. anyways....i think ill go play SSBM in the entertainment center, who's with me?!?!?!?

Chupperson: I am!!
Me: why do you always do that???
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 16, 2002, 08:10:18 PM
The major differences (2 of them) being:

1. I have an obsession with a level of a video game. Yours is of a character. Big difference there.

2. I like Secret 5 so much due to its evilness. I posted this before, but deep down inside, so deep it cannot be expressed, I am pure evil... and evil things amuse me. I don't obsess over the level for any reason other than its evilness. Just thinking about it gives me this evil grin accompanied with an evil laugh.

You? I'm not even going to say anything about this... I'll let you all determine this one. Interpret this as you wish.

And I want to play you in SSBM... although I don't have a GCN... Meh, it's probably like SSB anyway.

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 16, 2002, 11:38:30 PM
I wouldn't know, but I'd have to say that SSBM is a lot better than SSB... however, I've never played the first one. The stOOpid commercial threw me off o' that one.
But see, you're a cool kind of evilness, you obviously think that evil levels are cool, and I think Krystal is cool, so work that through your head.

*Gives GrubTubs to whoever this Earth Walker is*
???: I'm stuffed!

CharginChuck: You forgot "Come on, Fox! I'm hungry!" and "Mmm! Tasty!" and yes, Falco is in the game. And at the end Krystal speaks English and... she's cool.

None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on October 17, 2002, 03:53:09 PM
Here's you Able Juice Chargin Chuck.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 17, 2002, 06:51:13 PM
Mmm.. Tasty! (referring to Able Juice)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 17, 2002, 08:06:01 PM
Whoa, this drink rocks!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 17, 2002, 10:08:31 PM
Okay, Mr. Fancy Pants.

None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 17, 2002, 10:29:54 PM
Oooh...my drink...I think I'll take this one a little slower.

As I'm typing this I see an ad for a "new species of soda", Mr. Green. Okay...

I haven't played SSB much, but I know melee's better. Graphics, modes, adventure, characters, adventure...

I can kick huge butts with Link. I mean, b+up, his double smash, not to mention that he has two great long range attacks and arial attacks to boot.

By the way, I like Fox a lot better with that helmet. Maybe because I prefer flight shooting sims better than adventure, but unless Nintendo says otherwise, the SSBM Fox is the correct version; is exactly portrayed perfectly just as he is in Starfox and Starfox 64. Those were the two Starfox games that Nintendo made, duh. But, then again, I think most fans will be satisfied with "he just decided to dress differently for this one."

Flight sim is one of my favorite genres, especially Star Wars Rouge Squadron. Those games rock. Curse Lucas Arts for not bringing Jedi Starfighter to the cube...

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 17, 2002, 10:54:40 PM
I heartily disagree.
I think Fox looks a lot better with no helmet... I think the helmet makes him look kinda doofy.
1. In Smash Bros., his eyes are blue.
2. His eyes are supposed to be green.
3. You ask "who says?" and I say "I say."
4. Fox has hair. In SSBM, he has no hair.
5. Of course Fox would wear different clothes to go down to a planet. Duh.
6. In SSBM, his voice is a Japanese dude. (I forget his name.)
7. In SFA, his voice is Steve Malpass, who does a lot better job of it.
8. In SSBM, Fox looks kinda like a Dog.
9. IN SFA, he looks intelligent. He looks like a real person (Ok, a Fox) with emotions.
10. Of course Nintendo says otherwise. They did the character design for Fox in SFA. Rare just made him move around and stuff.
11. They ditched the helmet because he has that awesome little communicator thing.
12. He only wears the helmet on long journeys across the Lylat system.
13. By "portrayed", I meant his personality. In SSBM, he has none. Except in the parts where Steve Malpass does his voice on the comlink.

None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/17/2002 10:00:22 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 18, 2002, 03:34:55 PM
um...i think SF does have hair in SSBM or else he would look like a FRIGGIN' CHIHUAHUA!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on October 18, 2002, 08:16:51 PM
KerokeroKola please... no, I need a change of pace for my return to the Mario Bar... Red Essence.

MEWANTGAMECUBE!MEWANTGAMECUBE!MEWANTGAMECUBE!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 18, 2002, 08:43:08 PM
Ugh, my head is spinning:

1. Too much Star Fox talk. Ugh...
2. Too much vodka in the last Black Russian. Double ugh...
3. Too weird a button layout on the GCN controller. (No, I didn't get one, I assume these things because the controller looks all weird with the really big button and such.)
4. CashCrazed's multi-colored posts are making me dizzy.

Hmmmmmmmmmm...

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 18, 2002, 08:48:05 PM
"Big button in the middle." Heh. That's what'cha call intuitive play control! It's a lot easier to use than other controllers.

I meant that Fox has no actually rendered hair. It's all textures on the SSBM model. All flat. In SFA, he actually has individual polygons for hair! So do Krystal and Peppy! Eeh heehee hee

Hmm... I'd like a KeroKeroCola, please!

None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 18, 2002, 08:58:14 PM
(gets done with 36th match in SMA mulitplayer with CW)

Ooog, the Starman Lite is startin' to give me cramps! Ugggggh.......PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHT!*RUMBLE RUMBLE RUMBLE*(Pulls such a huge fart it shatters all the beer glasses and windows, quakes the entire bar, and leaves the air comparable to tear gas)

Whoa, those*COUGH* Starman Lites are*COUGH* dangerous once they hit your*COUGH* lower intestine!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 10/18/2002 7:59:24 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 18, 2002, 09:03:21 PM
oh yeah, i can do better *been drinkin root beer for so long that belch causes earthquake(very tiny) and shatters all the glass thats been...uh...already shattered by cash crazed*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 18, 2002, 09:03:45 PM
Ughh
Break out the contamination suits!
Turn on the ventilation units!
Great, now go back to the postal service and get us all the new supplies we (luckily) just ordered!

None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 18, 2002, 09:05:34 PM
--  !!
No way! We replied at the same time! To my knowledge, that has happened only once in the history of this board!

None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 18, 2002, 09:10:31 PM
Well, the fact that 4 different people posted in a 5 minute span is even more astonishing.

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 18, 2002, 09:14:13 PM
Bartender,1 Star Juice on the rocks.
Alot of weirdos come in here huh?I haven't
been around this little town for a while.
Have you seen anyone named Screech?
What about Paper Mario,have you seen him?
I haven't heard from my pal Mario Addict lately either.Oh, well.

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 18, 2002, 09:17:06 PM
Screech is around here somewhere.
Paper Mario hasn't been here for a long time.
Neither has Mario Addict.

Hmm, we're apparently all on here at the same time... cool.

None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 18, 2002, 09:21:09 PM
Hmmm...thanks.So you ever see a bum named
BearFrog around here?

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 18, 2002, 09:37:06 PM
That's you, right?

None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 18, 2002, 09:40:18 PM
Someone around here knows me.....
So how long have you been here?

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 18, 2002, 09:45:15 PM
I know you from old posts before I was here. That, and the fact that you said you were back on that topic with no replies.

None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 18, 2002, 09:45:57 PM
Nice to see you back, we need another active member here... lol...

Did you leave before April? If so, that is why you won't remember me. I joined at the end of last March.

I am a self-proclaimed cynic, with a somewhat joking chocolate covering but with a center filled with pure evil.

(Gotta love the strange metaphors)

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 18, 2002, 09:50:50 PM
I probably won't go on every day but i will be active.

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 18, 2002, 09:51:38 PM
Indeed. (Replying to Steve)

None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/18/2002 8:52:27 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 18, 2002, 09:56:21 PM
If you didn't know already, the secret on how to use HTML in topics has been figured out(but not told) by two members(one being me)

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 18, 2002, 09:57:04 PM
Well I'm off.I still didn't get my drink though......I'll be at my empty forum
or someplace else.Maybe i'll mess around at Mcfretn.Before I go...have you guys heard of GrimSack?

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 18, 2002, 09:59:49 PM
Heard of? Several times.

Of course, I am still too new to the boards to recall every strange detail of him (He was a STRANGE character.)
He came back for a little while.

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 18, 2002, 10:02:46 PM
Yeah. He was here. Well, I have to go offline for a minute, but I'll be back.

None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 18, 2002, 10:03:14 PM
Me and him have been friends for over 5
years....Do you know what forums I might find him on?I know he is strange but he is an old friend.I worked on his site.
I wrote the Frieza article,while he wrote the other ones and said I did.Anyway the address is
http://www.fortunecity.com/athena/management/461

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 18, 2002, 10:06:17 PM
Here's that kind of bitter, evil irony that I so adore:

Read the first page of replies to this post, keeping in mind that the topic now has 500 replies.

:P

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 18, 2002, 10:13:41 PM
Astounding.
Yep, I'm back online.

It's amazing. We've generated a whole page of replies in each of the topics we've been replying to!

None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/18/2002 9:17:26 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 18, 2002, 10:17:30 PM
More cruel irony:

And now I have to go -- for today. Right when you get back.

I'll be back tomorrow. (I hope)

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 18, 2002, 10:18:05 PM
Oh well. Same time, I suppose?

None shall dispute my word!
Dedo jxucc tajfiko mo neht!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on October 19, 2002, 09:48:32 AM
WHERE'S MY RED ESSENCE!?

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 19, 2002, 05:08:51 PM
Hey, Chupperson, that happened to me, to. It was about 2 weeks ago, on the Video Game Game. I posted a game that began with a specific letter that the game didn't end in, and then anoter person's reply showed up stating with the same letter, with the same time on his that was on mine! Wow, huh?

Now that I'm done with my drink, I think I'll have a...Mushroom Soda now

Can we order another pizza? Can we make it with Super Mushrooms on it? And Fire Flower Pedals for seasoning?

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 19, 2002, 09:46:28 PM
*Whips out Cellular Shopper*
Fastest phone in the west! ...? Than the rest? Hmm... Anyway...
*beep boop beebee beep*
Hey, 'Shroom Grocery! Gimme another extra large Pasta Pizza with Mushrooms and Fire Flower petals, and ...FEET! Oh, sorry, yeah, that last part was a joke. Put some olives on there, though.
*hangs up*
Sorry, FLUDD, you'll have to settle for regular mushrooms, because Super Mushrooms are too dangerous. We could have people breakin' their heads on the ceilings, not to mention that their mass would double!

Here's your Red Essance*, MadMario.

*That is how it's spelled in the game, after all.

Eat your feet and beat the street!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/19/2002 8:50:05 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 20, 2002, 12:02:17 AM
GrimSack:As you all of you who read the "Recent Happenings" topic know, the Nick is an endangered species. There are only five still known to be alive. The Asian Nick, Nikuku, is very old for a Nick. The Mexican Razorback Nick, Nicolas, has ^&*%cancer, and may not live very long. The great snowy Canadian Nick (Me) is currently being held in Toronto, and is healthy and safe. The rare Californian Jerk Nick was last spotted in the (edited out)film "Good Will". And, just recently, the elusive chicken loving Nick was delivered to a zoo in Kentucky. Anyways, these are the only Nicks we know are safe. There may be more Nicks in the jungles of Africa, and there were sightings of an unusual tree-Nick in Connecticut a month ago. Still, they are an endangered species, and poachers are attacking them daily to use the (edited out). They sell it on the black market for their own profit. True, we could just let the Nick's die off. All they do is run around scaring people, then going into forums and writing senseless crap. But the chest hairs from a mature Nick can be used to cure most types of cancer. We must capture the Nick's so their miraculous  hairs can be removed painlessly and used for the benefit of Mankind. If you see a Nick in your hometown, you must keep it safe. Most Nick's tend to be between 5' 9" and 6', weighing about 117lbs. Their noses are usually encrusted with acne. A Nick will try to engage you in conversation about his website, but don't encourage him. If the Nick isn't wearing pants, please don't hesitate to shoot him in the bum with a tranquilizer dart. If he should be wearing clothes, use a stun gun. Subdue him in any other way you can, just be careful not to harm him. Nick's are very fragile, and if you wound them, they'd probably scream obscenities and try to break your head with a rock. Anyhow, once you've subdued it, place it in a box with some food and styrofoam. Oh, try to remember to poke airholes too. Send him to your local zoo, and attach a note demanding some money for capturing the stupid &%$$^$. If you would like to donate to the national "Save the Nick's fund" or the S.N.F., send you name, address, and credit card number to goturkey69@hotmail.com. TO send a Christmas greeting to a Nick, send any Christmas cards or porno to The Tokyo, Toronto, or Mexico City zoo. If the Nick's were capapble of strining two words together without mentioning their sensless ramblings, they'd thank you.


September 11, 2001. Our country was ATTACKED from the skies. Terrorists hijacked four commercial planes and crashed them. One took out the world trade center, destroying it and killing hundreds of people. One hit the Pentagon, another hit Pennsylvania, and a fourth one did something or other, I forget. But the problem is, we don't know who's behind it. It could be those filthy towel-headed sand monkey Palestinian's, or it could be some organized terrorist group. But whoever they are, this we can be sure of. They're insane.

    Attacking America is like shoving your hand into a cagefull of rabid wombats: You don't know what exactly will happen, but you can be certain it'll be bad. I'm assuming it was somebody from a Middle Eastern nation, cause' right now they're the world's premiere physcos.  They sit around in their tiny little country all day, ****ed off because America is WAY better. At one point or another we've had to bomb them because they hide bombs or oil or something. Then they figure they'll try and wipe our entire country by attacking one or two national structures (we have a million of em') And they'll get away with it cause' they have "The spiritual guidance of Allah". Yeah, having the spiritual guidance of Allah is all fine and good, but we have the spiritual guidance of the world's largest and most powerful military.
One things for sure, were going to turn that place into the world's largest glass factory.

(to the tune of "Here Comes santa Clause)
Here come the bombers,
Here come the bombers,
Down to Afghanistan,

We've got bombs
Filled with Napalm,
For our good friend bin Laden,

Bombs are dropping,
Lives are stopping,
All is baren and dead,

Hide in your cave fore' you're sent to your grave
Cause' the bombers are coming tonight!

- A disgusting Carol from the demented mind of GrimSack



You guys obviously know a lot about Mario. Or at least, yuo think you do. See, Mario might be a heroic little fat guy, but he isn't in a magical mushroom kingdom. He's high. Think about it.

To become a giant, Mario swallows a shroom'. He gets high, and thinks he's gigantic. He beleives he's running around crushing in the god**** little turd men's heads. He doesn't shoot fire, he eats some weed he pulled outta' the ground and thinks his hand is on fire. Then the flying thing. He isn't flying, he's just really, really doped out. He's not even in a magical world with talking dinosaurs and such, he's sitting in his living room getting ****ing stoned.
Oh,Bartender gimme a beer.And 3 @#%#$
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That is what my friend GrimSack is like.
He posted that earlier this year.Except for the beer part.He wrote that article on 9-11
and the song  around christmas.I bet he would repost some of his stuff in this bar if he was still around... I'll be sure to give all of you more GrimSack posts!
I know he may be mean,but he was angry that day,who wasn't?If you know what forum he is rudly spamming please inform me.If you recongize this writing style inform me please!Please note I did my best to edit these while still keeping the main idea.


"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog

Edited by - Tanas on 10/20/2002 12:24:38 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on October 20, 2002, 08:53:04 AM
Ahhh, the greatness of GrimSack. Thank you for allowing us to relive that renaissance of the forums.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #5:

[Suck compilation]

1.   You suck like a gay weasel.
2.   You suck like a very hungry infant.
3.   You suck so badly, your lips are chafed.
4.   You’re just a failure-fried pile of suck, with some Pity Sauce on the side, because the suck tastes so bad you have to dip it in something, and mustard doesn’t work in this world of metaphors.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on October 20, 2002, 10:01:52 AM
I havent seen GrimSack post in a long time, wheres he been? Was he kicked out or something?



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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 20, 2002, 11:30:23 AM
I do remember Grimsack (he was pretty cool, he didn't care what others said, he was independent).
But during the Dark Ages (when I wasn't at TMK for a while) he must have left and he's no longer here.

I would like another hearty Able Juice, please.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 20, 2002, 11:30:23 AM
I think he got bored and got sick of people yelling at him.he probably went somewhere else.

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 20, 2002, 03:17:35 PM
ahhh!!! the foam of my root beer has gone to my head and i fe---ohhhh, uhhhghhhhhhhhhhhwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeee all live in a yellowwwwww ssubmmmmariinne, a wesltoo suvariiiii, a selco mutariinnne
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 20, 2002, 03:29:34 PM
I have this sudden urge to play 3-4 of YI now... Thanks a lot! (Hidden message there. People who have REALLY played YI would see it.)

Anyway, I wouldn't mind GrimSack to come back... he had some interesting insights...

I have a song stuck in my head too.

TV says
Donuts are high in fat
Kazoo
Found a hobo in my room.
It's Princess Leia
The yodel of life
Give me my sweater back
Or I'll play the guitar!

~~Hyakugojyuuichi!!
(Seriously, that is the name of the song.)

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 20, 2002, 04:36:45 PM
hey ive seen that before!!! where is it!! ive got to get it stuck back in my head again! it used to be on bored.com but then they took it off, i dont know why. mustve got too many complaints about it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on October 20, 2002, 06:39:26 PM
y0 d00d, you are a n00b!

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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 20, 2002, 06:51:42 PM
Although there may be a new Dark Age if anyone evil gets their hands on the two Great Forum Secrets(HTML inside topics and editing other's posts). If you remember Xizer, what he did would be mild compared to a madman who could use those two things as well.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 20, 2002, 06:54:29 PM
Twisted Fairy Tales
By Nick Grimsic


    Once upon a time there was a little boy. Lets say his name was, ahh…,  Floyd. Yeah, his name was Floyd. Anyway, Floyd's job was sit on top of a hill all day long and keep a watch over a big group of foul smelling sheep. Because if he didn't watch them, they would be eaten by wolves. But even if a wolf did come anywhere near the flock, little Floyd shaking his sheparding stick sure wouldn't stop any wolf. So if he saw one, it was his duty to scream "Wolf!" at the top of his lungs, and a group of angry, drunken townsfolk would come up to kill and eat the wolf.

    Now there weren't a whole lot of wolves in the village, as most of them focused on the other livestock that nobody bothered to look after. So Floyd had little more to do all day than throw rock at squirells or try and get the sheep to learn tricks. Or he just did what came natural, and worked himself like a bike pump behind a tree. So one day, he was so sick and tired of doing the same stuff, he just shouted "Wolf! Wolf!"

    And as if they had been drilled for it all their lives, all the drunken townsfolk ran up with knives and pitchforks to butcher the wolf and make themselves crude fur coats with the poo smeared hide of a wolf. But there was no wolf. So Thomas, the biggest, angriest, and most drunk of the townsfolk (thereby making him the leader) said "Floyd, if you ever drag us away from our peaceful, simple townsfolk lives in the village for no reason again, we'll be forced to give you a swift and severe beating."

    Since Floyd knew that none of them would remember this incident by the next day, he decided he could get away with it again. So at noon the next day, Floyd got up onto his sheparding rock and shouted "Wolf! Omigod I'm serious this time! It's eating the sheep! Come quick!"  So again, the townsfolk dashed up to the village, hoping to catch a glimpse of the wolf and have a great time tearing into tiny, unrecognizable pieces. And were they upset when they found there was no wolf.

    So again, wise, strong Thomas said in his deep, drunken slur, "Floyd, if you do this one more time, we'll be forced to beat you to death and eat your guts and rape your parents!"  And from the mob came a resounding "Yeah, we'll kill ya'!"  And so Floyd sat down on his sheparding hill and thought to himself "This is getting sort of old. I suppose I'll do it just once tomorrow." And so, the next day, Floyd stood under his sheparding tree, sucked in as much air as he could, and screamed at the top of his lungs "Good God! It's the biggest wolf I've ever seen! I hope a whole bunch of drunken bufoons run up here and save my disgusting sheep!"

    Well, Floyd leaned against the tree and smirked. But his little moment of glory was short lived. A moment later, Geoff, the fattest man in the village, lept from the tree, smashing Floyd into the ground. Before he could recover from the impact, Geoof had moved, and all the townsfolk ran out from behind the shrubery and trees of the hill. They had planned this ambush, and within seconds they were upon him. They withdrew their muskets and pitchforks and proceded to injure Floyd to the fullest of their ability.  They tore off several of his limbs and beat his bleeding torso.
Then they had their usual drunken fun
of killing random people.

    But then the fun began to wear on their appetites. So they began to tear into Floyd's cold, still living flesh. It was said that Floyd's screams of fear and pain could be heard from miles and miles away on that fateful day.

    The moral of the story? Drunken towsnfolk suck.

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That sick tale is from GrimSack's very own site!More of "Nick's Fairy Tales"
to come!


"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 20, 2002, 08:09:49 PM
What has this place become? The GrimSack shrine? I'm tired of his mental illness. Anyway, here's another Able Juice...
Hey, I've got a song stuck in my head too... and it goes

We`ve taken care of everything, The words you hear, the songs you sing, The pictures that give pleasure to your eyes. It`s one for all and all for one, We work together common sons, Never need to wonder how or why.
We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx. Our great computers fill the hallowed halls. We are the Priests, of the Temples of Syrinx. All the gifts of life are held within our walls...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 20, 2002, 10:26:34 PM
Yeah, I'd hate to see more heads getting hurt. By the way, is the pizza here yet? I thought they said they were fast!

On the topic of Yoshi's Island, I've had SMA3 for a few weeks, and now that I'm on world 6-5, I'm seeing the cooler parts of the game.

Have you noticed that as you get through the game, the map screen music gets better? And when you od get to world 6 with the cool title screen, you don't have to wait forever to hear the awesome music!

I find it funny after struggling with scores in worlds 4 and 5, I have a score of 100% in worlds 6-1, 6-2, 6-3, and 6-4.

All those who think video game music is cool, especially in ssbm, say 'AYE!'

PS: On the other hand, Chupperson, wouldn't the celings in this place be pretty high to accumulate all the big sreen(and I'm talking REALLY big screen) tv's we have? Just a thought.

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 21, 2002, 05:29:24 AM
I still didn't get my Star Juice....
Oh,well.

-Jumps over the counter and grabs a can of Star Juice.Jumps back into his seat.-

Ah,good ol Star Juice.

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on October 21, 2002, 03:10:27 PM
I've got something shrine-worthy. It's his answers to some stupid chain letter.

1. What is your name? Jonny Grimsic
2. What kind of pants are you wearing right now? faded blue jeans
3. What are you listening to right now? "A" by BNL
> 4. What are the last four digits of your phone number? 3016
> 5 What was the last thing you ate? Glass of Milk
> > 6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Blue
> > 7. Where do you plan to go on your honeymoon? Utah
> 8. How is the weather right now? It smells Like Autumn
> > 9. Last person you talked to on the phone? Ryan Kucia
10. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite ***? voice
> > 11. Do you like the person that sent you this? Well, he didn't frak out when I said testes or something, so sure.
> > 12. How are you today? Tall
> > 13. Your favorite drink? Orange Soda
> > 14. Favorite sport to watch? Kickboxing > > 15. What's the next CD you're going to get? Barenaked Ladies greatest hits album
> > 16. Hair Color?  Shat on blond
> 17. Eyes color? blue and green, they change
> 18. Do you wear Contacts? No
> 19. Siblings and their ages? Vanessa, 25
> 20 Favorite month? July
> > 21. Favorite food? Beef
> > 22. Last movie you watched? As Good as it Gets
> > 23. Favorite day of the year? 3 days after Xmas
> > 24. Are you shy to ask someone out? Yes, very
> > 25. Do you like scary or happy movies better? Happy
> > 26. Summer or Winter? Winter, love that cold.
> > 27. Hugs or Kisses? Hugs
> > 29. Relationship or one night stands? Relationship
> 30. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
> > 31. Do you want your friends to write back? Yeah, why not?
> 32. Who is least likely to respond? Well, I'm only sending it to one person, so I'd guess him.
> 33. Who is most likely to respond?  Again...
> > 34. Who do u have a crush on?  You wouldn't know her
> Add a question at the end- Oh no, not one of these again
> > 35. Do u have instant messaging?? Yes.
> > 36. What's ur fav show to watch?? Trigger Happy TV
> > 37. If you were on a stranded Island all by your self who would u take? Dr. Alvaro Garza
> > 38. If u had to be on this world with one person of the opposite ***, who would it be? Again, you wouldn't know her.
> > 40. What's your fav thing to do? sleep
>41. Do you think blondes are dumb?  Most people do
> > 42. Where do you want to be right now? Hollywood.
> > 43. Do u like country music? Yes. Especially Kasey Chambers.
> > 44. Are you a Christian? Chatholic. My priest calls me Sugar.
> > 45. Do u like Jeramiah tha bullfrog? Yeah
> > 46. OHH I have another one- do u like ***ist people?? Yeah, I like ***.
47. Do you like extreme sports (e.g bungee jumping rapeling, etc.)? Nope
> > 48. Do you believe in angels?? Sure
> > 49. Do you believe that there is a hell and a heaven and you go to one or
the other when you die? I'll bet
> > 50. How Long did it take you to fill this out? Bout' 7 minutes so far.
> > 51. Do you like to eat SPAM? Never tried it.
> > 52. How would you describe yourself in 3 > words? Big skinny pyschopath
> > 53. What do you like in the opposite ***? Brunette, non-fat, non-stupid
> 54. What is the wildest thing you have ever done? I take my pants off in public all the time.
> > 55. Where do you see yourself 10 yrs. from now? I hope to be a famous actor, but realisitcly I'll probably be dea by then.
> > 56. If you won a million dollars, how would u spend it?? I'd builda tree fort in my yard, you could help it wouldn't be that hard, I wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner, but I would eat Kraft dinner, I'd just eat more.
> > 57. If you were to die in one week, What would you do for that week? I'd be naked a lot.
> > 58. If you could rewind time and do a certain event over again, what would this event be? Not beating the **** out of my firend Jon just once. I'd make up some excuse.
> > 59. What is your favorite sport? Is fighting at a city park a sport?
> > 60. If you were forced to become homo***ual (guessing your not), who would your partner be? Adam Thrasher
61. Isn't Kelly Osbourne really hot?  I dunno, kinda' pudgy if you ask me. Then again I kind of like that.
62. Grimsack asks: Hey, hows it goin'?

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #5:

[Suck compilation]

1.   You suck like a gay weasel.
2.   You suck like a very hungry infant.
3.   You suck so badly, your lips are chafed.
4.   You’re just a failure-fried pile of suck, with some Pity Sauce on the side, because the suck tastes so bad you have to dip it in something, and mustard doesn’t work in this world of metaphors.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 21, 2002, 05:14:58 PM
All those who think video game music is cool, especially in ssbm, say 'AYE!'

AYE!


I like the Bianco Hills music in SMS, it's pretty good.  I don't have SMA 3 (yet) but I do have the SMW 2 for the good ol' SNES.  Very fun game.  I fixin' to buy the SMA 3, anyways.

Mario Party 4 is released!

Let the party continue...

again, and again, and again...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on October 21, 2002, 05:42:22 PM
Well, I managed to get everyones drinks, but now that my drinking glasses are broken I need to order some more.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 21, 2002, 06:37:21 PM
Darn CashCrazed... I told him to go get the order I put in while I was bartender!

AYE! But what about all the excellent Mega Man music? And SFA music? And SMS and SM64 and all the other Mario, Zelda, Starfox, Most of the F-Zero music is cool... Hmm... Mach Rider... (but that's in SSBM, of course...) Captain America and the Avengers (NES)... I like video game music. But there are a few composers who are the best... Koji Kondo... whe guys who do the Mega Man stuff... Most of the guys who write music for all the other Nintendo franchises... who wrote the Kirby music? That stuff's cool...

Anyway, I think Mario Party 4 is going to be much better than the last 3... From the looks of it anyway... Oh yeah, I saw this really dumb commercial for it today... Frostbite probably saw it because he likes Batman...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 21, 2002, 06:43:41 PM
Funny, I find World 4 to have the easiest 100s in the game besides World 1. Especially on Extra and Secret 4. World 5 is tricky though... don't even get me started on Secret 5. Plus, Extra 5 is flat out the hardest level in YI. No questions or arguments there. Even some of the normal levels (5-4 and 5-3 especially) are somewhat hard to 100.

Yes, i noticed the music. Take it from me, beat the game, then IMMEDIATLY play Secret 5.
*evil grin* You think some of the levels in World 5 are hard scores... you ain't seen NOTHING yet. Play it for an hour, wandering around with about a 73, and you'll see...

Lol @ GrimSack... He is very funny now that I see his work...

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on October 21, 2002, 07:34:15 PM
I miss GrimSack!

Chupperson, you can't forget the 1337 EarthBound muzak!

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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 21, 2002, 08:17:29 PM
Yeah.
If you look at page 1 of this topic, you might realize something different.
*Potentially sadistic grin*

That was uncalled for. Seriously. And even if it was, it doesn't look right. Seriously.

Ha ha. Well, I was getting sick of seeing that every time I entered the bar.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/21/2002 7:55:49 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 21, 2002, 08:25:02 PM
Yes, and if you look really hard at your last post, you'll see something different too. A "Constructive opinion", so to speak.

*grin that's evil can only be compared to the grin I get when I play Secret 5*

(PS: Yes, I said I wouldn't do it, but... That was RIPE for opportunity. I seriously vow to never do it again until certain circumstances arise, like a flame war.)

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don''''t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 21, 2002, 08:54:30 PM
Yeah, well, it's no big deal or anything... it's kind of funny to be able to do that... I'd only use it to take unnecessary gratuitous profanity out of messages.

Update: There. I changed it.
*Sardonic grin*

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/21/2002 8:02:36 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 21, 2002, 09:05:17 PM
Well. This place has been kinda dead tonight.
You think Fifth will be here when it gets to be the 555th reply?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 21, 2002, 09:55:58 PM
Hey! Pizza's here! Since we forgot to name a size, it looks like they gave us an XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX-L. They thought it was pusishment for our digestive systems. Heh. They don't know the apetites of some us us here-my record for one night is 8 slices.

I said epecially ssbm, not exculding everything else-it was after dinner and I listen to sound test on ssbm whenever I get fast food, so it was fresh in my mind.

All hail the sound test-especially getting to hear all those pokemon(they don't deserve to be capitalized)do the scream like when they die!

They sould have made it like sa2:b when you get sound test from the beginning. sigh...that game has some of the best vocalized songs in the industry... Rollin' around at the speed of sound, got places to go, got to follow my rainbow!

PS during that long rant, I got in me somehow 2 slices.

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 21, 2002, 10:38:49 PM
The almighty sound test rules.
Corneria.
Venom.
Peach's Castle.
Mach Rider.
Mute City.
All told, 80 tracks of music. That's just plain cool.
A few days ago, I had a Mario rap goin'... It was coo'. Starman music...
WoowoowooHOo!
Wa ha! Ya- ya- ya- YAH! WaHa!
Anyway.... It was cool.
It's really funny listening to Falco...
1. It's obviously not his voice
2. He says "Mission Comprete!" Heh...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 21, 2002, 10:41:30 PM
Oh yeah... It's cool that they put a sound test in SFA... Too bad they don't tell you what you're listening to when you're listening to it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 22, 2002, 03:46:43 PM
I like just about all the SSBM music, like Big Blue and Mute City, (a cool new version from the older games.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 22, 2002, 06:01:24 PM
my favorite is the newer version of the kirby song. you know on the fountian of dreams level. THATS THE BEST!!! and the old skool SMB2 song in the mushroom kingdom 2.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 22, 2002, 09:11:02 PM
*Opens door* Beverage delivery! Ok, we got....
(starts on list, about halfway through)
a crate of fine French wine.......a keg of Irish import beer......12 CRATES OF SPECIFICALLY BLACK RUSSIANS! I seriously don't know why we don't just deliver these to Insane Steve's instead!

.........Ok, we have 3 more mysterious Mario crates, WOULD SOMEBODY PLEASE MIND TELLING ME WHAT'S IN THOSE?.......Oh well, I suppose they're assorted Mario beverages, but that's just my guess.

Oh wait......we also have a new jukebox in(wheels new jukebox in)Ok, that just about does it.......

CW:Wait, there's only numbers....how do we know what songs are what?

Oh yeah....almost forgot about that one.....(pulls out a book the size of a college dictionary)Here's the song book, most of them are eight-digit numbers, and with that I'm pretty sure it has every Mario song and possible remix of one ever known to man and maybe even some that aren't.

Ok, that's all I have here to deliver.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 22, 2002, 10:45:05 PM
Hey...doen't anyone here like pizza? I may have an apetite of Mario, but not that much.

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 22, 2002, 10:48:26 PM
I just read on Planetgamecube.com that in Japan they have a smash bros. cd...but they don't even have peach's castle, there's only 15 tracks!

This is FLUDD, bringer of old and boring news-back to the idiots in the studio.

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 22, 2002, 11:01:54 PM
Dang. That jukebox is bigger than my MIDI collection.
What I want is a SFA soundtrack CD. Heck, if they did it for Chrono Trigger...
As a side note, SFA, in my opinion, is better than most games I've played... and I'm also sick of playing it. Funny, eh? And that's even though I haven't played it in a week! Ha!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 23, 2002, 12:06:22 AM
*Finishes 4th slice of pizza*
What, nobody saw me eating here?

...Anybody know what happened to Super Mario 123187? He just kinda vanished.

................Hey, did you guys notice that this jukebox has all the Smash Bros. Sound test music too?

*Punches in #47639215*
*Music from Corneria begins to play*

Hey guys, how d'ya like my new sig?

Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 23, 2002, 09:18:51 PM
*gets up on top of bar table and begins to boogie down to corneria song by doing embarrasing disco dance*  ahe he he. sorry guys

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 23, 2002, 09:34:58 PM
The least you could have done was not wear those jeans with the worn crotch, that made it look disgusting!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 23, 2002, 09:36:32 PM
*Sits there like an idiot, seeing as how I don't like pizza*

Yes, I know, I am a freak of nature.
Yes, the analogy I threw down on the Trivia game DOES have a Mario related solution.
No, I do not know what that song sounds like... ah well *Begins humming a remix type theme of the YI castle song*

And way to go... now the bar table isn't level anymore! See?

*slides his current B.R. down the table and watches it fall off the table*

See?

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 23, 2002, 10:12:47 PM
It goes BAM BUM BooM-BooM BOOM BOOM rghrg
deedledeedledoodledoodledeedledeedledoodledoodledeedledeedledoodledoodledeedledoodledum...
Uhh... just go here instead. It's a fairly good MIDI of it... one note is slightly out of tune, though...

http://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/gamecube/SSBMCORN.MID

Please. Go there, so you know what we're talking about.
Seriously though, how could you dance Disco to that? I can see absolutely no way...

And I don't like pizza either. But what the heck.
*Chomp*

Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 24, 2002, 04:01:44 PM
anything is possible in a makebelive...bar. LOOK *chokes self to make his eyes pop out like bart simpson*

please visit my ALL YOUR BASE... topic

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on October 24, 2002, 06:32:41 PM
First off I am not ooze. I am his amazingly lazy friend. Ozze has abbandaned this message board. He gave me this places address his name and his password saying "This is where you want to be." then he left my house. He's really wierd I dont like him too much any more. But anyway you can if you like still call me ooze or you can call me by my real name Jack. Heres my question. Im about to buy a GC but can't decide on a game I've narrowed it down to Mario Sunshine and Luigis Mansion what do you guys think I should get and why?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on October 24, 2002, 07:40:03 PM
I think those are very good choices, but what about SSBM, Pikmin, or Starfox Adventures(Chupperson Weird will fill you in on that one).

I'm wondering what happened to Waddle Dedede!



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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 24, 2002, 07:54:47 PM
Heheh...
As a true Mario Fan, I would say get Mario Sunshine first... followed closely by Starfox Adventures... the best game so far.
(SMS is the almost-best game so far.)
But don't get me started on SFA again! :-P
I have Luigi's Mansion too... It's good... I'd say get it eventually... but it's not like OH MAN YOU GOTTA GET THIS NOW. And of course SSBM is great... "The Neverending Videogame"... And I haven't gotten around to Pikmin yet... too busy getting the other games (plus Spider-Man and XG3.)
Hmm... Hey, "Jack", well... It'd probably be easier to call you Ooze... any chance you'd fire up the "Realm of Death"? Nah.
Welcome aboard! This IS where you want to be...

Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on October 24, 2002, 09:21:57 PM
Thanks guys but now just tell me (aside from SFA) is SMS like Zelda TOOT because Im currently working on that (god it's awesome) and dont want any more games like it 'till I beat it. Yes I will eventually re open Realm of Death if enough people want me to. Although I need to work out some of Daves game play weak points.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 24, 2002, 09:52:10 PM
No, SMS is like Super Mario 64... only 10 times better...
And if you think LoZOoT is cool, wait until you play SFA! AH HA HA HA HAAAA!!
I know Stealth-LinK will disagree with me here, but I think SFA is WAY better than Zelda. That's why they need to make sequels to it. With Krystal and Tricky and...
Krystal... and...
*plop*
Man, and I was doing so good.

Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 24, 2002, 11:43:10 PM
Heh. I take it back... GrimSack was pretty funny sometimes:
THISZZZ IZZZ HOWZZZ PREJUDIEZZZ RUINZZZ COMMUNICATIONZZZ!!!11!!!1 EVERYONEZZZ HAZZZ AZZZ RIGHTZZZ TOZZZ THEZZZZ ZZZZZZ''SZZZZZZZ!!!!1!!!!1


Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on October 25, 2002, 12:19:56 AM
Does SFA have text or voice overs?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 25, 2002, 05:18:45 AM
How did frsotbite get all that info about Grimsack? I know some of that is true.

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 25, 2002, 05:18:45 AM
Doh!Double posted!
AnyWay here is another GrimSack post:It's finally become clear to me that not all of you appreciater my humor. I guess maybe I never got a chance to keep going with it to the point you realized why it's funny because I'm an buttwipe and I never mentioned it. Anyhow, I received about 100 angry e-mails last night saying "Oh GrimSack, you have ^%$#^% and we hate you." Anyways, I'm sorry for belittling you guys and being such a jerk. I'm probably not gonna post here anymore, seeing that while you don't appreciate me, you at least haven't banned me. So I'll ban myself.


"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog

Edited by - Tanas on 10/25/2002 12:39:09 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on October 25, 2002, 02:20:44 PM
I think people are entitled to their own opinions, Chupperson. But The legend of zelda is 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times better than starfox!

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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 25, 2002, 03:31:42 PM
ooze: pikmin is a really good game. its exciting to see if you can beat the clock on finding your parts. its also fun to just thorw a couple of pikmin in the water :D overall, its pretty cool, except without a guide, its really FREAKIN hard!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 25, 2002, 09:00:57 PM
Fear leads to Anger.
Anger leads to Hate.
Hate leads to Evil.
Evil leads to Pain.
Pain leads to Death.

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on October 25, 2002, 09:34:13 PM
You live a sad sad life, don't you Tanas?

______________________________
w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 25, 2002, 09:59:20 PM
Evil can lead to amusement too...
That is, if you are like me...

. .
W

I am not a people person. In fact, I`m more of an anti-people person.
I respect your post. As long as you don`t insult my intelligence in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 25, 2002, 11:15:33 PM
You're right, Stealth-LinK... I am entitled to my opinion, and that is that SFA is WAY better than Zelda. As you are entitled to your opinion, being that Zelda is better than SFA. End of discussion.
Ooze: SFA has text, but is has spectacular voice acting as well. You have an option to turn off the subtitles. But it's cool because sometimes they speak in the Dinosaur language... and then, unless you know the language (like me), it's impossible to understand them.
Tanas: Yoda said:
Fear leads to anger.
Anger leads to hate.
Hate leads to suffering.

Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on October 25, 2002, 11:31:09 PM
That was funny in the beginning of the game how Fox couldn't understand anything they were saying and Slippy had to translate.

-------
Weekly Frostbite Quote #6:

(Family is at dinner watching TV)

Dan: That guy kind of looks like Bill Gates.
Mike: His name is Richard, so that would be Bill.
Dan: No--
Melissa: No, that’s Robert!
Dan: It’s William, you idiot!
Melissa: Oh.
Dan: Gotta write that down. (exits to family room and computer)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 26, 2002, 12:14:55 AM
Yeah, and he was like "I CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU!!" His expression was great.
Another funny thing I just realized is that the Three Word Story has 333 replies.

Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 26, 2002, 01:12:51 PM
Chupperson, you understand Dinosaur language?

God, kill me now, I've seen it all!

If you're wondering where I've been(which you're probably not), I've had major internet downtime. My dad installed this new hard drive on my computer himself, and my modem got screwed up. Took him a week and a half to buy a new one(didn't go on sale till a few days ago) and I had to use his computer. Man, I've never seen such censorship in my life! When he finally got it he was too busy fiddling with our new washing machine to install the hard drive till today! Now, my eyes are about to roll in because the letters on my keyboard are about 5 times bigger than his!

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 26, 2002, 01:46:41 PM
would yall please leave chupperson alone, he promised not to bring up SF n e more, so just SHUTUP AND LEAVE HIM ALONE AND LETS TALK ABOUT FREAKIN MARIO!!!!

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 26, 2002, 07:27:04 PM
A sad life?One might call it sad
while others would call it happy.
Tis all depends on thou's opinion of life.
A good house and good health may be considered good,but friendless is bad.
Many consider life bad.We all have problems
but we must face them each day anew with renewed strengh.Don't let evil and badluck
ruin thy life but control thy future.Reach for happiness and grasp it with a burning grip.!

My life may be considered sad but your life may be considered sad.It all depends on your opinion of sadness.

-Tanas then dissapears......-

"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog

Edited by - Tanas on 10/26/2002 7:00:37 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 26, 2002, 10:35:20 PM
It is all depends? Hmm...

Mario's not "freakin' ". :-P
And no... I didn't exactly promise, but whatever... Though, I should be able to say something about StarFox if I want to... anyway...

*Pours himself a KeroKeroCola*

Being Bartender is good.

Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 26, 2002, 11:30:16 PM
Tanas reappears.

"Hello everyone....
Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay."



"This hand of mine is
burning red!It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory!
Erupting Burning Finger!"-Domon Kashu

"Humor,God's Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 26, 2002, 11:34:28 PM
Time to test out my new... er, improved signature.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/26/2002 10:36:04 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on October 26, 2002, 11:51:38 PM
I miss Extended Play. I dont get it where I live now because we don't have digital cable. Any one in here willing to tape episodes and send them to me? I'll supply the tape.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 27, 2002, 11:35:13 AM
Extended play is really cool. But, I was watching techtv a few weeks ago and it said "Extened play is now on every day at 4:00" and I was really excited! Untill I saw "Eastern Time." NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That really sucks! I live on the OTHER SIDE OF THE CONTINENT!!!!!

It's on at 1:00 where I live. I keep that commercial in my head at all times to remind me of the cruelty of this world.

But hey, I can tape it! If I weren't so lazy....

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 27, 2002, 02:33:52 PM
yes. indeed.

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on October 27, 2002, 02:51:47 PM
Isn't it Eastern Daylight Time now?

-------
Weekly Frostbite Quote #6:

(Family is at dinner watching TV)

Dan: That guy kind of looks like Bill Gates.
Mike: His name is Richard, so that would be Bill.
Dan: No--
Melissa: No, that’s Robert!
Dan: It’s William, you idiot!
Melissa: Oh.
Dan: Gotta write that down. (exits to family room and computer)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 27, 2002, 03:55:51 PM
No, it's standard time now, just switched today, and boy, did I enjoy that extra hour of sleep.

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 27, 2002, 06:11:23 PM
Yep, I watch Extended Play at 4:00 because it's Eastern Time here.  And I don't like it when it gets too dark earlier (I guess I'll get used to it).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 27, 2002, 08:15:21 PM
Yeah. Standard. Read your calendar, frostbite. Does anybody want drinks?

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on October 27, 2002, 08:19:14 PM
Oh, what's the point? We'd all make ourselves our own "text drinks" if we really wanted them. Was Cheers a show about people drinking? No. It was the stories behind those people, and the lives they lived.

-------
Weekly Frostbite Quote #6:

(Family is at dinner watching TV)

Dan: That guy kind of looks like Bill Gates.
Mike: His name is Richard, so that would be Bill.
Dan: No--
Melissa: No, that’s Robert!
Dan: It’s William, you idiot!
Melissa: Oh.
Dan: Gotta write that down. (exits to family room and computer)

Edited by - frostbite on 10/27/2002 6:27:26 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 27, 2002, 09:01:57 PM
Yeah, well, I was just asking since I'm the bartender today.
Cheers was dumb. For the most part, anyway.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 27, 2002, 09:40:03 PM
Don't mind me. Testing my stupid new signature.

(PS: I hated Cheers.)



. . --------- Whatever you say... Whatever you do...
W ----------The stupid evil face will be watching you...

Edited by - Insane Steve on 10/27/2002 7:41:34 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on October 27, 2002, 09:44:31 PM
Yes, that is a stupid signature. What's with the W thing?

-------
Weekly Frostbite Quote #6:

(Family is at dinner watching TV)

Dan: That guy kind of looks like Bill Gates.
Mike: His name is Richard, so that would be Bill.
Dan: No--
Melissa: No, that’s Robert!
Dan: It’s William, you idiot!
Melissa: Oh.
Dan: Gotta write that down. (exits to family room and computer)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 27, 2002, 09:46:02 PM
It's a stupid evil face.
Dots: eyes
W: teeth

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 27, 2002, 09:49:36 PM
It is an attempt at some kind of curvy mouth thing. (I'm sure you've seen it a few times) If you squint REALLY hard, you might see a face. Of course, I may be delirious. Not sure yet. I am trying to figure out a way to make an evil face out of text characters.

Of course, kind of hard when you really are having one of those days where your imaginaton doesn't seem to be able to work with the rest of your body...

(That, and the old signature was boring, and I can't find something better. Wait... maybe I can. Hold on.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 27, 2002, 09:53:35 PM
It's cool when people besides you are on at the same time.

The Gates of Delirium.
That's a cool song. It's my all-time favorite 20-minute song by Yes.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 27, 2002, 09:58:29 PM
Here's a new one. Despotic, yet amusing. To me, anyway.

And it has a really, really useful message in it.

The eternal optimist is someone who charges into battle wearing a suit of armor made of paper and a sword made of glass and then wonders why he is bleeding to death after the battle is over.

DON''T SUFFER THIS FATE.
BECOME A PESSIMIST.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 27, 2002, 10:08:18 PM
It's WAY too long.

How about "Yep, that's me, a typical member of the Idiottown class of 2005." Now if you ask me, that's funny.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 28, 2002, 05:50:09 AM
My signature is pretty long but I've seen
some so long you would laugh at their stupidity.Or they have big annoying graphics in thier signatures...Hey!
I just remembered a good site.It has a SuperMario RPG section,with lots of music.

www.icybrian.com
---------------------------------------------


Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog

Edited by - Tanas on 10/28/2002 3:56:12 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 28, 2002, 05:47:22 PM
Another Able Juice, please.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 28, 2002, 06:29:30 PM
Nevermind, I found a really old quote that fits the job perfectly.

Who wants me to go on and on about why I think Nintendo is dying? (Seriously, I just got the latest issue of Electronic Gaming Monthly... and everything I've seen in the past few issues seems to support my theory.)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on October 28, 2002, 07:40:53 PM
I think my signature is perfect. I take something humorous I've said during the past week, and write it down.

-------
Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:

"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 28, 2002, 07:49:40 PM
Yes, but I don't say something funny every week. That and if I did that, I'd be copying your idea, making me as unintelligible as the idiots in my class.

That poem is hilarious. It tops even the suck compilation.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on October 28, 2002, 08:04:01 PM
I guess I'm just naturally funny.

-------
Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:

"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 28, 2002, 08:07:34 PM
I say something cynical/tactless every week... Hell, every day, actually.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on October 28, 2002, 09:32:25 PM
Hey...Where'd Yoshi Girl go?

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 28, 2002, 09:35:44 PM
I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

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(Just kidding. I don't know where she went.)

Rhyming couplet time! (Oh, boy!)

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I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 10/28/2002 7:37:00 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 29, 2002, 01:01:16 AM
I guess we'll just go,
along with the flow.
(Yeah, it's weak. I know.)
Frostbite, your new sig is WAY funnier than the suck compilation. I think that was your worst yet. Now this one... AH HAHAHAHA
I guess I'll just fill in for Yoshi Girl until she gets back.
Here's the Able Juice, CharginChuck.

Oh. I know where she is.

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.....Ancient Chinese secret.


I don't care WHAT you say, Steve... Nintendo will never die. (At least not in the foreseeable future.) I suppose that was your cynical and tactless thing for the day, right?

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/28/2002 11:02:50 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 29, 2002, 06:22:29 AM
Temples Destoyed...
Villagers slaughtered...
Evil Lurking...
Are you ready to battle?

POWER AND MAGIC

Become many classes like:
Warrior,Fire Mage,Water Mage,Earth Mage,
Lightning Mage,White Mage,Black Mage,and more!

Will you join good or evil?

URL: http://pub18.ezboard.com/bpowerandmagic64263




Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog

Edited by - Tanas on 10/29/2002 4:29:08 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 29, 2002, 06:42:07 AM
By the way whe n you go there say BearFrog sent you.

Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 29, 2002, 07:41:44 PM
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BWA HA HA H HA HAHA HA A AA AA !!!!!

YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 29, 2002, 07:45:00 PM
How did the Mario Bar end up with almost 600 posts!? If this keeps going, I can see it passing the Mario Word Association in the future!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 29, 2002, 07:51:30 PM
---MY THEORY AS TO WHY THE MARIO BAR HAS ALMOST 600 POSTS---

Notice how the member focus has shifted a lot since I joined in March from topic starters to topic repliers.

Topic starters - Lots of new topics, most with very few posts.

Topic repliers - Few new topic, but they get a lot of posts.

This is a GREAT post to start "mini-topics" so that the basis of topic repliers here (me included... I started exactly 2 topics in about 6 months... one on the 21 red coins in Extra 3 of YI, and one on the "Stupid Topic of the Week Awards" which stopped when there were no more stupid topics left... I mean, when I first joined there was a stupid topic almost every day.)

And there you have it.

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(Too lazy to make it really count today.)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 30, 2002, 01:03:27 AM
Tea does good with lemons. :-D
Man, have you guys seen the barrage of new topics outside today?
Oh, wait, of course you have. You guys replied to them.

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 30, 2002, 06:36:38 AM
The Sun is shining
but darkness looms
When they arrive
the island is filled with gloom

A filthy mess
An evil imposter
One hero
One plumber

SUPER MARIO SUNSHINE
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Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 30, 2002, 06:42:06 PM
Does anyone here like Super mario rpg?

If so you'll enjoy this:A Fanfic Reader's Worst Nightmare
The PipeGate to Truce

By Minmei

Hi there! Welcome to my first (and possibly last) crossover. For those of you with weak stomachs, please exit now to the right. What? You’re still here? You really are brave. Now, I suppose you’re wondering what this is all about, aren’t you? Well, continue reading this introduction to the SMRPG/CT crossover to find out, silly! You see, this is a totally twisted plot dreamt up by the demented soul that is me, filled with corny events, moments of confusion, and extremely uncalled-for comments. In plain English: Definitely not my typical story (yeah, right)! You sure you want to go on? Sigh…okay. It’s your decision. But beware, just because I write it doesn’t mean it has to make sense. In fact, that’s the humor of it, duh! And now…the crossover! We open to the setting of SMRPG, with Bowser in a very bad mood (BIG surprise):

The giant turtle was grumbling to himself. He had been kicked out of his own castle once again! Realizing that the forces had completely overpowered him, he headed towards the residence of the one person that could, maybe, help him get his home back again. But this was not something he was really looking forward to. Bowser sighed as he remembered the embarrassing events that had occurred, just moments ago…

Oh…aaarrgh!! F-flashback, flashback! Here comes a flashback!! Hold on to your seats, guys!…ooohh…

“I said, ‘shut your trap and leave me alone!’” Bowser snarled at the angry horde of shy guys who had gathered outside the front of his castle. They had arrived many weeks after the fall of Smithy, and were now threatening to break down the castle doors. Bowser was talking to them from the top of his keep. “No way, Bowser,” the leader of the pack, Shy Ranger, yelled upward. “After Smithy left, we were left without our homes. And now we want yours. So hand it over!” “What for?!” exploded the turtle. “Why don’t you stay at Mario’s place, or that Peach, Toadstool’s!” “No can do,” replied the Ranger coolly. “Those places couldn’t possibly hold all of us. And besides, out of Mario’s group, we hate you the most, and think you deserve to be homeless!”

Bowser glared down at the group. “Why you rotten little—”

Before he could finish his sentence, a sling shy aimed his slingshot up at Bowser, and with a pebble, popped the turtle right between the eyes. “Bulls-eye!” cheered the sling shy. “Ugh!” grunted Bowser. That one shot had knocked him out cold. Because he had been leaning so far over the edge talking to the shy guys, he lost his balance and fell right over! The shy pack quickly scattered to get out of Bowser’s path. The turtle landed on the bridge with a hard thud.

The masked group burst into cheers. “Come on, shysters!” beckoned the Shy Ranger. “Let’s knock this door down, and pronto!”

Turning towards the doors, the group began to summon their magic.

A short while later…

“Why isn’t it working?” whined the Shy Ranger. “I don’t understand.” “Wait, Leader,” said the sling shy. “Could this be our problem?” He shot a pebble at the doorstopper that was attached to the top of the doors. The switch was instantly knocked off, and the doors opened.

“Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!” cheered the group. They rushed inside, quickly closing the door behind them.

Not too long afterward…

Bowser stirred and came to. His eyelids slowly opened, and he moaned in pain. “Ooohh, my head,” he mumbled. “No, wait, I mean, ooohh, my back. What has the shy-pack done to me?”

“We’ve done plenty to you, you turtle geek!” The amused voice of the Ranger shot down from above, and his words were followed by rounds of shy-giggling.

“Eh?!” Bowser tried scrambling to his feet, but seemed to be stuck in the position he was in. It was a hilarious sight to see the poor reptile trying to lift himself up, but instead, only rocking himself back and forth on his spiky-shelled back. His feeble attempts to stand up only made the shy guys laugh even harder. “Stop laughing at me!” roared Bowser, feeling very, very irritated. “Stop lau—”

He finally got up. He turned around, and lifted his head at them. “Shut up, all of you!” he shouted at them. The laughter died down almost immediately. “Aww, poor little turtle,” the Ranger mocked Bowser, a pout on his face. He turned to his friends. “Hi, my name’s Bowser, leader of the loser troop, oops, I mean, KOOPA troop. I got my poor wittle tail kicked by a bunch of wittle shy-guys. I’m just a stupid wittle turtle wockin’ on my ba-ack, and I can’t get back into my siwwy wittle castle,” he finished in a mock singsong. The group burst into giggles once again.

“Grr…” Bowser clenched his teeth. “I’ll show you!” He ran towards the castle, intending to break down the door. He ended up slamming his entire right side into the heavy wood. Bowser cried out in pain. “Gyaaaaahh!!!” he yelled. The door refused to budge. The laughter continued. Bowser looked at the doorstopper, which was lying in front of the doors on the ground. “But-but-but, how?” Bowser was baffled. “You’ve knocked the stopper, so why can’t I get in?”

“It’s quite simple, turtle-boy!” the Ranger called down. “You see, we’ve sealed the door with the type of magic that you don’t seem to have! And unless you have this magic, you can’t open the door, ha ha ha. So, bye now, off with you. Scram. Get lost!” “Yeah!” added a shy guy. “I’ll get you for this!” threatened Bowser, shaking a fist at them. The shy group just laughed. Bowser, realizing there was nothing he could do, lowered his face and dropped his fists. His shoulders slumped in defeat. He sighed, turned around, and crossed the bridge, the giggling fading behind him as he walked away.

“Grrr…my castle…”

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand………we’re out!!! Now! Fire the breaker!…oh, uh, I mean, back to the present! My bad, hehehe…okay, here goes…

Bowser trudged along the path, trying to shake the image of the chortling, pointing shy-pack out of his mind. He lifted his head as he approached the entrance of a home. “I’m going to regret this,” he sighed, hesitating for just a moment.

(Knock knock knock)

The simple wooden door opened. The red hat with the embroidered “M” was the first thing Bowser saw. Then the matching red long-sleeve shirt under the white gloves and blue overalls came into view. And finally, the bushy black moustache that almost concealed the expression on the little man’s face, a frown of distrust, of suspicion.

“Oh, uh, um, Mario,” addressed Bowser. “Uh, there’s something we’ve got to do.” Mario raised an eyebrow.

‘We’? he thought. In your dreams!

“Come on, Mario, you gotta help me,” pleaded Bowser, growing impatient. “I’ve been kicked out of my own…um, I mean, I locked myself out of my castle again.” Mario shook his head. “Mario! You haven’t kept your part of the deal! You joined the Koopa Troop, and you’re supposed to help the Koopa Troop Leader! Now when I say ‘help me,’ I mean DO AS I SAY NOW!!!” Bowser growled. Mario refused again. Bowser uttered a groan. “Fine then,” he spat out. He pointed a stubby claw at Mario. “You say no now, but I’ll find ways of making you help me!” The threat lingered in the air as Bowser stormed out of the area.

As soon as Bowser left, Mario pulled the door back further, revealing his two guests. “What was his problem?” asked Mallow. “Oh, with Bowser, anything’s possible,” Geno told him, laughing. Mallow snickered. All three stepped out of the house. “Whew! Hey, Geno, I’m glad you came down to visit,” Mallow said. “Well, with the Star Road in good shape, I figured, ‘Hey, why not visit my earthbound friends?’” Geno replied.

“Why did you take on that form again?”

“Well, how else would you have recognized me?”

“And Gaz didn’t mind?”

“No, in fact, he was thrilled I returned. But I owe him for borrowing his doll’s form again.”

“Well, do that later then. I’ve got only a few hours before I have to go back to the castle.”

“Oh yes, sorry, Mallow,” said Geno. “I am glad to be spending time with my old friends…and I’m actually glad to see Bowser, even.” “Really?” asked Mallow, making a face. “Bowser is okay, I guess…but I’m beginning to think he meant something with that threat…or maybe I’m just crazy. I don’t know.” “No, no. I don’t think you’re crazy,” Geno told Mallow. “I’m a little worried myself. I just hope things will be all right. Hey Mario, what do you think?”

Mario slowly turned around. The troubled expression on his face indicated he felt that everything would not be Peachy. And he was right, because precisely at that moment, in the distance, they heard a woman’s scream…

…well, gee, I wonder who THAT could be!

“Bowser, why don’t you ever learn?!” an annoyed Toadstool shouted at the turtle, who was abducting her once again. “Aww, shut your trap,” Bowser told her. “I’m trying to think of a way to escape, and I can’t think with you nagging. Now, let’s see, a way to escape…” The turtle gradually slowed down, coming to a halt, the Princess still in his arms. He freed one hand and reached into his shell. “Ah, let’s see if any of my old tricks work.” He pulled out an Erlenmeyer flask* filled with a red potion. “Naw, too 1986. Probably won’t even make a door,” he grumbled and tossed the bottle. “I don’t even know how I got that bottle. I wasn’t even IN that game, sheesh.”

*Sigh…okay, break time! For those of you who DO know what an Erlenmeyer flask is, go ahead and skip this paragraph! For those of you who don’t know, it’s an open bottle with a narrow neck and wide bottom, in a cone-like shape. You know…those neat looking bottle-thingies scientists use to mix chemicals and liquids and stuff for labs?! What? You still don’t understand? Remember Super Mario Bros. 2 for NES? No? Well, I guess you’re missing out on a really funny joke and it’s too late for anyone to help you now. Oh well. Sorry to interrupt your reading, and now…back to the story!

“Bowser, what are you talking about?” Toadstool demanded. “’Game’?”

Bowser ignored her and took out a scepter*. He scoffed. “Oh, yeah, right, like a wand is going to help me. It didn’t do any good for my kids…” He also threw away the object. “What else, what else?” he said aloud, thinking hard. He snapped his claws. “Ah, I know!” He reached back into his shell and pulled out a small remote.

*What? What are YOU looking at? I don’t feel like explaining what a scepter is! Get back to reading!

“Bowser, what’s that for?” The Princess looked puzzled.

“You’ll see.” He pressed a button on the little black remote. Suddenly, a whirring sound in the skies was heard. The giant clown face with that questionable bottom propeller appeared. “Ah, modern technology!” declared Bowser proudly. “Oh no!” groaned Toadstool. “I hate that thing! Bowser, can’t you find a better way of kidnapping me? A…classier way, perhaps?!” “I said to hush your trap already,” Bowser told her, concentrating on the vehicle. Toadstool uttered another groan. “What a perfect day I chose to go visit Mario,” she muttered.

“BOWSER!!” The turtle spun around. There, at the entrance of Mushroom Way, stood an angry Mario, Mallow, and Geno. “Uh-oh, busted!” Bowser whispered. He turned around to check on the progress of the vehicle. It was still moving in his direction. He grinned and looked back at Mario. “You’re too late!” he sneered. “You see, I am about to—”

POW! Sputter…sputter…POP!

The sudden loud noises startled everyone into looking at the airborne vehicle, which was now malfunctioning. Sparks began flying out of the machine, followed by the smoke. Oh, the smoke! Bowser’s eyes widened in horror as he watched his very own getaway ride drop away to the ground. “Doggone it!” he shouted. “Well, Bowser, what do you have to say to us now?” Mallow asked smugly. Bowser glanced quickly behind him, and turned back away. He stood there for but a moment, hastily mumbled “Later!” and bolted out of Mushroom Way.

“After him!” commanded Geno. All three friends began to chase Bowser. The turtle ran into the open area where a lakitu was constantly throwing down spikeys. Bowser, being almost at the end, ran underneath the lakitu, who was taking a break from tossing the little monsters. “Hey Bowser!” called Lakitu. “No time to talk,” Bowser answered. “I’ve got to HIDE!”

“Why don’t you hide in that pipe over there?”

“Eh? What are you talking about? There’s no pipe!”

“Yes there is. It’s wedged right between those two mounds. See it?”

“Oh…yeah,” said Bowser, squinting at the barely visible green pipe. “Uhh…do you know where it leads to?”

“I have no idea.”

“BOWSER! Let her go!” Bowser whirled around and, again, found three irritated friends glaring at him. “No time for rational thinking,” mumbled Bowser, turning back to the pipe. He sprinted over and leapt over the two hills (to avoid getting his large body stuck jumping through) into the pipe. “He’s getting away!” shouted Mallow, running towards the pipe, fists balled, his arms furiously moving up and down in the air. He climbed up the hills, for he could not jump, not being a frog and all, and dove into the pipe. Mario and Geno followed, leaping over the mounds, and finally, entering the pipe* to see what it had in store for them all…

*Sigh…okay. For all you smarty-pants people, to the best of my knowledge, no, there is NO secret pipe in Mushroom Way. It’s just something I made up, okay? Geez, please don’t try to find it and get mad at me for misleading you or whatever. Now…for a new section in our story! We-ell, are we having fun yet? Woo-hoo! The setting of Chrono Trigger, everyone!

In another world, in another time…

“Boy, Crono, this sure is nice, all of us just hanging out here,” the girl with the blond ponytail told her punk-haired boyfriend. Her boyfriend, Crono, gave her a nod.

It was another bright crystal-clear day in the village of Truce. A second girl stood up and adjusted her thick glasses. “Sure it’s nice, Marle,” she told the first girl. “But I have a feeling something strange is about to happen today.” Marle looked up at her friend. She shook her head, the blond ponytail swaying back and forth. “Oh, Lucca,” Marle sighed. “Don’t be such a worrywart. Just sit down with Ayla and enjoy the day.”

“Well…okay.” Lucca hesitantly took her place by the woman wearing furs. “Ayla agree!” declared the woman. “Lucca worry too much. Ayla no come visit here worry. Ayla come spend time with friends!”

They were all sitting on the grass in front of Leene Square. They lifted their faces to the sunny blue skies. What a perfect day it was. “Yeah…” Lucca finally said. “A great day, just the four of us, and—”

“Got room for one more?”

The foursome turned their heads, surprised to see the blue-haired mage coming their way.

“Magus?” Lucca was puzzled. “What are you doing here?”

“Oh, you know,” the blue-haired man answered. “I had to get out of the hut. Schala’s mad at me again.” He walked up to his four companions. “What did you do this time?” sighed Lucca, rolling her eyes. “Um, uh, er…um, I left the seat up and she, um…fell in again,” he replied sheepishly. “Oh, Magus,” groaned Marle, “Not AGAIN. Huh, and you wonder why I never invite you over.” “Funny. Real funny, Marle,” Magus said sarcastically. “I swear, sometimes you act just like Schala.”

Marle ****ed her head. “Well, gee, Magus, could it be the fact that I’m…oh, uh, I don’t know…related to her?!”

“Oh. Oh yeah.”

Whirr……………zap!

Lucca leapt to her feet, startled. Wide-eyed, she frantically looked all around her. “What was that?!” she cried. The other members stared at her, wondering the very same thing she was: the gate!

In the back of Leene Square…

Bowser moaned and opened his eyes. This time, with him lying on his stomach, he had no problems getting up. “Where am I?” he mumbled sleepily. He looked behind him, seeing the four other beings lying there. “Oh yeah! Now I remember!” He stared at the Princess. “I gotta escape!” Bowser picked up Toadstool and started to retreat. He then stopped, finding the surroundings very peculiar. “What…is this place?!”

“BOWSER!!!”

Bowser almost jumped. Then he let out an annoyed sigh, recognizing the voice of the being that was calling his name. Rolling his eyes in exasperation, he turned. “Not again,” he groaned. “You three facing me with those stupid looks on your stupid faces again! Well, I’m not hanging around here because you’re REALLY getting under my shell! So…good riddance!” With the Princess over his shoulder, he dashed out of the place. “He’s getting away!” shouted Mallow. So the three friends were chasing Bowser once again…sigh…

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Outside Leene Square…

All five people were standing now. “Oh no!” cried Lucca. “I thought Lavos was dead! How could there be a gate?!” “Calm down already,” Magus told her. “Lavos IS dead. We made sure of that, okay?”

“But how—“

“Well, it can’t be a Lavos gate, so I guess it would have to be a—”

“Big…nasty…brute!” a panicked female voice unknowingly finished for Magus. Magus spun around to face the entrance of Leene Square. “Huh?!” The others followed his gaze. Their mouths dropped as a giant spiky-shelled creature carrying a human female ran out of the townsquare.

Ayla gasped. “Spiky shell?! It Lavos spawn! We kill now!” she shouted. She began to run towards the creature, but Lucca stopped her. “Wait, Ayla. I think that’s just a really big turtle,” she told Ayla. “It’s not a spawn.”

“Eh? Oh, good…..but Ayla still no like beast!”

The turtle finally stopped, finding himself in the middle of the tiny group. “Huh?” He looked all around him to see five human faces giving him strange looks. “What the—”

“Come back here!” The turtle spun around. “They just don’t quit!” he angrily said.

“There he is!”

“Stop that turtle! Stop him! He’s got our friend!”

Ayla quickly stepped in front of the creature. “Beast not go anywhere,” she threatened. “Outta my way, girly!” the turtle told her. Ayla didn’t budge. “Ayla strong. No cross Ayla. Drop girl now, or Ayla get mad. And Ayla no like you already! So you no want Ayla mad, then! Now hand over girl!” she demanded. “Put a cork in it, sweetheart,” the turtle snapped. “Okay, turtle ask for it,” said Ayla. She brought her leg up and stamped down hard on the turtle’s bare foot.

The creature dropped his hostage instantly. “AAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!” He grabbed his foot, hopping on one leg, yelling in pain. The hostage scrambled to her feet and hid behind Ayla. “Thank you so much,” she told the prehistoric woman. “Ayla just do what turtle enemies say. No need thanks,” Ayla answered.

“Yes, and thank you,” said the other voices at the front of Leene Square. Everyone else looked back at the entrance and saw the owners of the voices standing there. The three strange-looking individuals. Their leader, wearing blue overalls and red shirt, seemed to be the only human in his group, other than the female. The next being, which looked like a rounded mass of fluff, was definitely something out of the ordinary. What kind of creature was he? But the strangest sight of all was the third creature. He wasn’t a human being, he wasn’t a mystic of any sort, and he surely wasn’t from around the area, like the other ones Crono and his gang had just encountered. He looked more like an enlarged child’s toy. A doll, perhaps.

“Who are you guys, and what in sam hill are you doing here?” Marle questioned. The cloud-like creature stepped forward to introduce himself. “Hi, I’m Mallow,” he said. He looked to the little man with the “M” hat on his right. “This is Mario—” Then he turned to his left to point out the large doll creature—“and this is Geno. We’re here to get our friend Princess Toadstool, who that JERK Bowser here kidnapped!” He pointed to the turtle. “Hmm…so you’re Bowser,” Marle said, staring at the spiky-shelled creature that was beginning to recover from the shock of the impact. Bowser finally stopped hopping and set his foot down.

The little man, Mario, also stepped forward. He leapt twice, apparently in fury at Bowser. He didn’t say a word; just seemed to express his emotions through gestures rather than through words. Lucca cast Mario a funny look. “Gee, Mr. Mario, you sure don’t talk much, do you?” she remarked. “I don’t know anyone, ANYONE who’s ever acted like such a mute.” Mario only shrugged. Lucca let out a giggle, turned around, and found Crono giving her an uncomfortable look. “Uhhh…why are you staring at me like that, Crono?” Lucca asked him. Crono set his eyes to the ground. Oh, the sorrow of it all! He just couldn’t find the words to say.

All watched as the dark mage walked over to Geno. Magus didn’t stop until he was directly in front of the doll, almost parallel to him. Magus cracked a smile, and, shortly after, began to chuckle. “What’s so funny, Magus?” Lucca asked. “Get a load of this guy,” Magus snickered, placing his hands on his hips. “What about him?” Lucca wanted to know. “Check out that stupid wardrobe! Look at that…that LONG…BLUE…HAT of his…and…and just look at that ridiculously LONG…BLUE…CAPE! Hehehehe!!!! Oh brother! What a total loser!” Magus finished, gasping for breath from laughing so hard. Lucca raised an eyebrow. “Um, gee, Magus, it’s almost like looking into a mirror, isn’t it?” she said dryly.

Magus’ laughter was cut off rather quickly. His eyes widened as he put his arm behind him to pull forth his own blue cape, examining it. With his other hand, he reached up and touched his own blue hair. His mouth fell open in shock, and he turned to face Lucca. “Wha…? Hey!”

“You picked that battle, Magus, and you lost!” Lucca declared, now being the one to laugh. Magus just blushed, and walked away. Geno didn’t say a word.

With Ayla off her guard, Bowser saw an opportunity to snatch his victim up once again. He ran behind Marle and picked her up. “Mario! Help me or Toadstool gets it!” he threatened. Marle yelped in surprise. “Put me down, idiot!” she yelled, squirming to get free. “I’m not Toadstool, I’m Marle!”

“Eh?!” Bowser set down his hostage to observe her. “Oh, hehehe. Sorry, doll-face. My mistake. But you sure do smell like a Princess. Mmm…Nice and Peachy.” Marle shot him a dirty look. “For your information, yes, I am a Princess. I’m Princess Nadia but I prefer to be called Marle,” she told him. “Um, okay, whatever,” Bowser responded. “Sheesh, sorry.” “That’s okay,” Marle grumbled, brushing off her outfit. “What did you mean by Mario helping you?” “Oh. I was kicked out of my—uh, um, uh, I mean, I locked myself out of my castle again, and-and-and I wanted Mario to help me open it!” Bowser, ever so smoothly, answered Marle.

“Oh, quit trying to cover up, Bowser,” Mallow said. “You got kicked out, and you know it. The question is, by whom?” Bowser lowered his eyes to the ground and muttered something under his breath. “What?” asked Mallow. Everyone leaned in to hear what he was saying. “I said, a group of…shy guys,” Bowser confessed. A smirk, unlike the one he already had, formed on Mallow’s mouth. He tried to conceal his merriment, but a moment later, burst out laughing. Geno and the other Princess, Toadstool, joined in. Even Mario put a hand to his mouth, trying to hold it in.

“I don’t know what a shy guy is, and I don’t think I want to know, either,” Lucca said. She shook her head. “Um, Bowser, was it? Why can’t you get back into your castle anyway?” Bowser turned to face the girl with the thick glasses and told her, “They sealed the door with this type of power. It’s a type of magic I don’t have! I need this kind of power to open the door! Sigh…but where? Where can I find a source, an object with this power? Where…?”

At that exact moment, just when it counted the most, Marle’s pendant sparkled. Everyone looked at Marle. “What?” asked Marle. She looked down. “Oh……oh! Yeah! But…how do you know Lavos’ power will work?” “Well, it opened every sealed door we found, didn’t it?” Magus reminded her. “And besides, these shy guys they’re talking about, it sounds like all of them combined probably don’t even match half the power of Lavos.” Marle brought a hand to her chin. “Hmm,” she said. “Well, okay!”

“Wait,” Bowser said. “Why are you helping me anyway?” Marle rolled her eyes. “Because we can’t wait to see you go, okay?” she snapped. She turned to the four strangers and asked, “Um, how did you get here, and how can we get back there?” Toadstool came forward. “Well, we jumped through a pipe and it lead here…but where is here?” she wanted to know. “You’re in the Village of Truce,” Marle told Toadstool.

“Oh. Um…what…year is this?”

“1000 AD.”

“WHOA! We’ve stumbled on a timegate as well? We’ve traveled almost a thousand years into the past!”

Ayla shook her head. “That nothing. Ayla from 65,001,000 years in the past.”

“What do you mean, Toadstool?” Marle asked. “Well,” started Toadstool, “That pipe we went through seems to have sent us to another world in another time! It’s almost like a timegate…a pipegate!” “Okay then,” said Marle. “Then can we get back?” “I don’t know,” answered the peachy princess. “It was a pretty long drop…” “Wait,” said Geno. He cast a spell and created a green springboard. Toadstool’s jaw dropped. “Geno, how did you know about the springboards?” she questioned him. “I don’t know,” replied the doll. “I wasn’t even in that game.”*

*Hey, I SAID it didn’t have to make sense, didn’t I? Oh, uh, yeah. Back to the story.

“ANYWAY,” said Mallow, “We can use the board to jump up to reach the pipe. So, let’s go.” All ten whatever-you-want-to-call-them-because-not-all-of-them-are-of-the-same-species entered Leene Square. They continued to the back, where Bowser pointed out the pipe, which was very high up in the air. Geno placed the board directly under the pipe. One by one, the ten beings bounced up into the pipe. Crono’s group tried to adjust to the new surroundings as they crossed over into the Mushroom World…

Huh? Eh, I don’t feel like giving detail on how they did all that stuff to get back to Bowser’s Keep. Besides, the story’s almost over! I gotta find a way to end it, poorly or not! So, let’s fast forward here…let’s see…past Mushroom Way, oh! There they go, hehehe. Past Mario’s house and let me put it in slo-mo so I can see Marle smack Bowser for mistaking her for Toadstool again, hehehe…I’ll have to get a couple of replays of that, mmm, hehe…ahem…and look, they’re crossing the bridge…and…here we are! We open to the setting of SMRPG, the ten members standing in front of a still sealed Bowser’s Keep…um…my hands are getting cramped from typing this…er…

“This is it?” cried Marle. “This is the door you want me to open?!” “That’s the one,” answered Bowser. Marle sighed. “Well, which chant should I use?” she asked aloud. “Um…let’s see…um…” She put her arms forward. “Uh…neuga, ziena, zieber, zom—” “No!” interrupted Magus. “That’s my chant, and it isn’t even the one you use on the door!” He uttered a loud groan and rolled his eyes. “Let ME do it, okay?” “Fine,” said Marle. Magus retrieved the pendant from Marle and began chanting a song of mysterious words…

“Uh…I think it’s working,” Bowser said. He looked away and added under his breath, “Despite the fact you can’t sing on key.” Magus shot the turtle a nasty look, insulted by that false, rude statement. The pendant began to glow, and the doors slowly creaked open. Soon the party could see the inside of the castle. Bowser cheered. “Okay!” he said. He turned to Mario. “See, Mario? This is all I was asking of you! And you couldn’t even provide that. And you call yourself a plumber.” Mario threw his hands in the air. “Mama mia!” he cried in exasperation, completely fed up with Bowser.

“Well, Bowser, you can go inside now,” said Toadstool. She let out a yawn. “I’m tired. I think I’m going to go home.” “Wait!” Marle spoke up. “How do we get home? I don’t remember where that pipegate was.” “Mario and I can show you guys,” offered Geno.

Bowser looked back at the party. “Well, now that all of that’s settled, I’m getting my castle back!” With those words, he rushed inside.

“Hmph!” said Magus. “Didn’t even say ‘thank you.’” “Oh well,” Marle sighed. “I don’t care. I just want to go home. So, come on, people, let’s go.” Wearied by the events of the day, the others agreed, and together they turned around to cross the bridge (and to give me a break from all of this typing!).

And nooooooooooooooooooooow, the conclusion! Okay, what happened to all these folks? I know you're itching to find out!

Well, Princess Toadstool did as she said she would, and took a long nap back at Mushroom Kingdom. Her grandmother finally decided to stop impersonating her. Mallow got busted for staying out too late, and King Nimbus grounded him for an entire week, taking away a few Prince privileges, including riding the Royal Bus (as if that’s really a loss). King Nimbus no longer asks celebrities for autographs.

The Chrono Trigger gang? Well, after Mario and Geno lead them back to the pipegate, they continued their happy little afternoon in front of Leene Square. After that, Crono, Marle, and Lucca hung out at Guardia Castle and cleaned the kitchen out of jerky and “Crono Special.” The cook was not amused. Ayla went back to the prehistoric era and chased away any surviving Reptites with her boyfriend Kino. Despite the fact that Ayla had already given full authority to Kino, she sometimes forgot she was no longer chief of Ioka. But Kino just shook it off. Magus went back to the Dark Ages, where his sister Schala, who finally managed to dry herself off, is no longer mad at him. Alfador the cat is still very attached to Magus.

Oh yes, before I forget, Mario went back to his pipehouse, where he found a red-faced Luigi trying to explain that wish on Star Hill. Yoshi was also there, giving back Mario all of the cookies he had won. Geno, after many, many hours playing with Gaz, retired his doll form and decided to hit that big highway in the sky, and…what? What are you looking at? You know…he went back to the Star Road! What did you think I meant?

As for Bowser…well, what can I say? He hurried inside his castle to hunt down the shy guys. He found them, and quite drunk, in the new throne room. The Shy Ranger, slumped in Bowser’s throne, was trying to host the celebration of the castle takeover in his tipsy state. As soon as one of the shy guys noticed the giant turtle fuming at the door, he cried out in alarm to warn his intoxicated pals, and together the entire group ran out screaming like little schoolgirls, the Shy Ranger squealing the loudest.

And there’s my crossover, people. I warned you it wouldn’t be pretty. Yes, you can stop hugging the commode now. I don’t know if this really will be my last crossover, but it probably will be the last SMRPG/CT crossover I write. Well, now that this story has had a happy ending, my work here is done, and so is your reading. So, goodbye, people, have a nice night, and don’t let this abomination affect your judgment of the rest of my work. In the words of Schala, “Now off you go!”
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15 signs that says you've played SMRPG to much by RPG genius

1. You become mute and act out stories instead of telling them.

2. You refuse to eat mushrooms because they you might be eating Toad.

3. Instead of snoring, you begin blowing bubbles out of your nose when sleeping.

4. You wittle a life-sized doll, hoping he'll come to life.

5. You become distrustful of wedding cakes.

6. You jump around randomely, trying to find a secret treasure.

7. You go to a bakery and try to find a Yoshi cookie.

8. You jump down Niagra Falls, only to be disapointed by the lack floating coins.

9. You see Santa Clause and attack him, thinking he's Smithy.

10. You build a life-sized model of Mallow using marshmallows.

11. You get in an argument with a Final Fantasy fan about who would win in a race: Yoshi or a chocobo?

12. You go to the pond and search for a bearded frog whenever you're confused by something.

13. You walk into strangers' houses, take anything of interest, and just leave.

14. You go into a bar and order a KeroKero Cola.

15. You build a giant green pipe at the top of your house.






Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog

Edited by - Tanas on 10/30/2002 5:07:14 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 30, 2002, 06:45:44 PM
Yep, it's a great game.  Mallow's really cool.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 30, 2002, 09:45:49 PM
Yeah, it is... and Tanas's post was WAY too long.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 30, 2002, 10:01:19 PM
I'll read it when i have more time.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 30, 2002, 10:03:21 PM
That's at least 4 of us on here at once.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 30, 2002, 10:04:29 PM
Pretty much.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 30, 2002, 10:06:53 PM
I know.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 30, 2002, 10:10:08 PM
So do I.(just to keep the chat going)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 30, 2002, 10:12:37 PM
I know you know. :D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 30, 2002, 10:13:52 PM
I know you know I know.(this back and forth could get ugly)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 30, 2002, 10:15:31 PM
I know you know I know you know. (Why?)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 30, 2002, 10:17:36 PM
I know all that.(Broke the chain)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 30, 2002, 10:20:37 PM
I know you know all that. (AH HAH HA HAHAA!)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 30, 2002, 10:22:42 PM
I already knew that.(how many different verb forms can I use to break the chain?)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 30, 2002, 10:24:25 PM
I know you already knew that.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 30, 2002, 10:26:21 PM
I have known that for a while(4, perhaps?)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 30, 2002, 10:28:42 PM
I know that you have known that for a while.
This is getting old.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on October 30, 2002, 10:34:43 PM
I know.(????) I have to get off now and get to bed, but between the 4 topics, I calculated a 36 post consectutive conversation, and that's a Fungi Forum record!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 10/30/2002 8:36:02 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 30, 2002, 10:35:47 PM
Woo hoo!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on October 30, 2002, 11:14:53 PM
1 more day...must hold on...must be strong...one more day until the cube of power is mine.m u s  t h o  l............
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 31, 2002, 12:19:40 AM
Okay.
Breathe.
What games are you going to get?
I say SMS & SFA!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on October 31, 2002, 05:45:21 AM
My post may be long but most of them are interesting.

Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 31, 2002, 06:17:30 PM
I agree with Chupperson.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 31, 2002, 07:57:09 PM
OH YEAH BABY, ONE MORE DAY TILL THE RELEASE OF THE SPIDER-MAN MOVIE!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 31, 2002, 09:13:14 PM
That was the most pointless conversation I have ever read. It seems like something that people in my class would do... and that is a bigger insult than you think.

I am not a real movie buff, personally. So I really don't care... see... I don't have the attention span to watch movies. Sorry if that offends you... but... I don't watch movies really.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 31, 2002, 09:55:45 PM
I watch very few movies. The only movies I really watch are movies that have to do with stuff I'm already interested in (i.e. Marvel Comics, Star Trek, Star Wars (even though it started as a movie), LotR, and there are a few miscellaneous movies that are just good.
So that wouldn't offend me, and I don't know why it would... it's just how you are, obviously. I don't particularly like movies either. I'm not one of those crazy dudes tht goes out every weekend to see the latest movie... and like you say, the majority of movies is useless anyway. But Spider-Man was a real good movie, and the game was pretty good too. Those are the only three movies I've gone to see all year (usually I see one maybe... once a year)... and those would be Fellowship of the Ring, Spider-Man, and Star Wars Episode II. Then in December I'm probably going to see Star Trek: Nemesis... so this is the record for me, 4 movies in one year.

Happy Halloween!

Yeah, it`s me, that gremlin that does stuff while you`re not looking. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on October 31, 2002, 11:39:32 PM
IT IS MINE!!!!!!! Finally after two months of waiting the beautiful indigo geometric gaming shape of the gods is mine! What games did I get? I stood in EB for what must have been half an hour looking back and forth between the games Super Mario Sunshine and Star Wars Rouge Leader. In the end the force won and dear lord is this game awesome it is exactly like being in the movies. By the way I think I messed up big time on TOOT.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 01, 2002, 12:05:16 AM
You shall now be eternally happy. The great Nintendo deities bless you. (MAN, that was dumb.)

OoT: As far as I know, you can't get the game into an unwinnable state. And it's OoT, no "the".

You mean you didn't get SFA?!?!
Put this man in jail.
Sorry... heh heh heh...
Yeah, Rouge Leader is really cool to play, looks really neat-o and everything, but from what I can tell, it gets boring. But don't get me wrong, it's an awesome game.
I hope you get SMS & SFA soon so you can experience the pure joy of both those games.
I hope I didn't come off as sounding overly arrogant in this post. :-)

P.S. Man! I made like 5 typos in this so I had to edit it 5 separate times (I only noticed one at a time) to avoid looking like a hypocritical doofus.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 10/31/2002 10:14:27 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 01, 2002, 12:22:01 AM
Well the real reason why I didnt get SFA is Im working on OoT and the gameplay is almost identical to that of SFA and the reason why SMS is not my first choice. Its $50 Rouge Leader was $40. Now hears what I have done wrong with OoT I did not complete many of the tasks I had the choice to as Kid Link. These are 1, planting beans 2, Killing enough spiders of the curse to get the really big wallet 3, selling all happy mask shop masks. Advice please. And now my gamelist if anyone cares. After I finish RL these are the games I will get. 1,Sonic Mega Pack 2, SMS 3, SFA 4,Tony Hawk 3 5, Super Monkey Ball 6, Pikmin 7, Luigis Mansion. List is subject to change.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 01, 2002, 12:24:58 AM
A few suggestions:
Bump Sonic to somewhere later in the list.
Just get Tony Hawk 4.

And I feel I must say that
SFA - OoT play CONTROLS almost identical, yes.
SFA - OoT gameplay almost identical, no.
SFA rocks OoT off its foundation.

SL, if it's a message you're trying to get out, then put it on YOUR OWN post. I won't mess with it there.
Certainly, I agree that Zelda games are excellent, but it's my *~*oPiNiOn*~* that SFA is better than them. So why can't you leave me with my opinion? You want me to leave YOUR opinion alone, so why do you insist on negating mine? I respect your opinion. Why don't you respect mine?
Starfox 2 was never even fully developed, so how would you be able to know how it would have been when it was finished. And what they did, actually, they decided to stop SF2 and turn what they were working on into SF64.
The "Starfox" game for Atari 2600 had nothing to do with Fox McCloud... I have an ad for it in an old comic book.
One more thing: Really, I believe the new GCN Zelda game might match the greatness of SFA. But I think the Starfox characters have a great deal more depth than square people who they say are supposed to look realistic, who don't utter a sound. In the new one, I believe the Zelda characters will have more depth. But SFA's storyline and the sheer variety of events is astounding. So post your thoughts in your own post.
Last thing: I love the music from OoT. I love the way the game feels. But the way you play the game, I don't like. In OoT, you wander around aimlessly with no clue what to do next. Unless you can figure out the vague clues from people. And that makes it fun for some people. In SFA, you know what you must do, but it's the challenge of actually doing it that makes it fun. That's the sharp contrast between the two games. I just prefer SFA because the game hinges on different play mechanics.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/3/2002 6:50:07 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 01, 2002, 11:42:33 AM
1. You can to back to being a kid after beating the Forest Temple to plant them.
2. There are enough spiders left as an adult to get you the wallet, and the Skulltula House is still there.
3. Take my word for it, the Mask of Truth does absolutely NOTHING other than getting useless conversation with Gossip Stones.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on November 01, 2002, 05:21:36 PM
i wanna go rent SFA but i dunno if its gonna be avalible. last time it wasnt there, but i really wanna get it. man!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on November 01, 2002, 06:41:55 PM
Hi guys. Sorry for being gone so long but the urge to beat Paper Mario in 5 days before I returned the rental was just to strong for me to ignore, and it paid off because I beat the game today and have to return it today. :D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadMario on November 01, 2002, 07:31:45 PM
"Nature's first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf's flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay."

That's from "The Outsiders": GREAT BOOK!

Johnny: Stay gold, Ponyboy... Stay gold!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Edited by - MadMario on 11/2/2002 6:45:22 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on November 01, 2002, 08:09:50 PM
I love that book! Ponyboy and Johnny hiding from the cops, them meeting Cherry Valance and that other girl whose name has been forgotten, the dispute over the hoods and socs. That was one good book!

And you say YOU don't want your posts edited.
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Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/1/2002 9:40:18 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 01, 2002, 11:37:31 PM
Hmm... I've heard some vague mention of that book... somone told me I probably wouldn't like it. Hmm.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 02, 2002, 01:17:52 AM
Where is the cursed Forrest Temple and what the heck do I need to do in Kakariko Village!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 02, 2002, 01:24:35 AM
Hey by the way my former friend (the original ooze) was thinking of making a large Mario fanfic. But as I said he's gone nuts totaly forgotten all that he once loved and started over. So I was thinking of taking the notes that he left me and doing it myself. What do you guys think? Heres a taste of what it's about. It's the story of Mario and Luigi and thier entrance to TMK. It deals with a bit of thier lives before entering. It's a little bit more dark dramatic and serious than the Mario games but the short story it's based on looks pretty interesting to me. Well let me know your thoughts.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on November 02, 2002, 09:24:09 AM
So, your "former friend" was the original ooze? Does that make you ooze 2?

-------
Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:

"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 02, 2002, 12:28:52 PM
You know the place with broken stairs in the Sacred Forest Meadow? That's the Forest Temple, but you need the hookshot to get up to it. Don't worry about Kakariko Village until after the Water Temple.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 02, 2002, 04:12:25 PM
Hmmmm, I really suck at the 3D LoZ games... But am usually very good at the 2D ones... I have a 13 (Indicating times the game was turned off + times died... NOT merely times died. I died exactly ONCE in that file.) next to my file in LoZ: A Link to the Past (SNES) and a big fat 0 (Indicating times died only) on Link's Awakening (GB), and yet I can't even beat either one of the N64 LoZ games... (I own both)

Speaking of times died, I finally figured out as to what that "No. 91" (Well, it's now a No. 10) next to my SMA3 file is for. It shouws the number of times you died. My new goal is to get a "No. 1" by my file to show a truly perfect file.

The Outsiders... I remember reading that is 7th grade. I read it in Communications class and although I liked the book, I HATED the teacher. She.... she was hard to describe but I hated her.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on November 02, 2002, 07:16:26 PM
yes. indeed.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 02, 2002, 07:41:50 PM
If you can beat Link's Awakening with 0 deaths(I have, piece o' cake), you SHOULD be able to at least BEAT OoT. I've finished it with 0 deaths. I almost died once on Dark Link in the Water Temple, his difficultly depends upon number of deaths, and a 0 death Dark Link is absolutely PERFECT in every way and every possible reflex(the only reason I won is because I had something he didn't......the Biggoron's Sword).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 02, 2002, 07:44:34 PM
Never mind, I thought you were talking about Link to the Past, because of the "strange" number, I died 2 or so times on LoZ. But really, what is the strange number you get after beating Zelda 3, because THAT was the one I beat without dying and in two sittings.

Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/2/2002 8:02:12 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 02, 2002, 08:19:07 PM
Hmmmmmm... Maybe it is times you saved the game then? I mean... Hmmmmm.... That's odd.

(There are people who can play through it with a "0". I don't see how exactly you can do that. I mean, I beat SMW perfectly in one sitting... I died about 2 or 3 times total... but I cannot forsee myself beating that game in one sitting.)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on November 02, 2002, 09:38:59 PM
I played a rom of LoZ, and got to the 5th dungeon, but it was so friggn' hard!

Too...many...wizrobes!!!!!

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 02, 2002, 10:10:47 PM
Never mind, I don't think ANYBODY could could beat Zelda 1 without dying at least once.(see edited posted above)

What about Zelda 2? How many times you die on this really asks you how much your time is worth. I mean, I died about 20 or 30 times on this game before beating it without caring about that number, because my time is worth a bit to me. Think about it; if you TRY to gain every level but also save your pitiful total of 3 lives through as much as you could, you would be spending A LONG TIME on that game and only going through slowly, but if you just don't care and just "Game Over" yourself after level gaining sessions or getting something in a temple when you're weak and begging for mercy, the game will go a bit faster.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 02, 2002, 11:03:29 PM
I'm really bad at Zelda games. Especially the original. I got to the Dark World in LttP, but after that it got too weird. I've only gotten a little past finding Saria in OoT... but I think the real reason is that I don't really care. I actually care about the characters in SFA... I think that's why I actually tried enough to beat it. But I don't really care about the Zelda characters... maybe it's because they don't present them in an urgent enough manner.
Hee hee... I'm still in my Fox persona...  I must be weird... but I mean, I dunno... Krystal seems so much more REAL to me. She's such a deep character (which is interesting considering she's brand new...) That's why I had to save her... hmm... I shall stop now for risk of incriminating myself. :-P

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/2/2002 9:05:13 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 02, 2002, 11:25:56 PM
George Lucas sucks. He just had to go and f@ck up Star Wars. I just needed to get that out of my system.  
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 02, 2002, 11:36:36 PM
How so? And if you don't edit your last post, I might.
All Star Wars stuff (except a few of the novels) rocks.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on November 02, 2002, 11:55:50 PM
How could George Lucas mess Star Wars up? He wrote them all.

-------
Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:

"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 12:48:05 AM
Yeah... he know what he doing. Move all 'ZIG'
Let me amend what I said before:
All Star wars stuff rocks, except a few of the novels and some of the video games. (Dark Forces series comes to mind...)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 03, 2002, 12:50:47 AM
Just so people understand...

Robert Frost wrote the poem "Nothing Gold Can Stay."

It was merely in the outsiders,not something written by the author.

By the way I'm saving up for a GameCube.
Must get Super Mario Sunshine.You play it in the stores and then you're hooked!

Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 03, 2002, 01:54:22 AM
George messed up Star Wars and heres why. The original trilodgy just seemed more like an epic saga. I actually cared about the characters. In Episode I there was a complete lack of acting talant. Anakin was such an annoying little brat I wish I could shoot him. I could send Lucus to hell just for thinking of creating Jar Jar. The fx looked too cgi it all looked kinda fake if you ask me (the best example of this is the battle on Naboo) the battle droids were funny looking not fearsome like the storm troopers. Way too much comedy. Darth Maul looked like a pro wrestler the dual lightsaber that he used was just a bad idea. All of the Gungans were stupid. Last of all they could have put alot more story into it. It seemed dragged out unlike the original trilogy. Thats how he messed up Star Wars.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 02:11:58 AM
I couldn't DISAGREE more.
You obviously don't know what's really going on with Star Wars. And why would good old George even care if you didn't like it?
I'm sorry to say that you must be one of those overzealous people who call themselves "fans" but really aren't.
Yeah, well, this could start a flame war, and if it comes to that... editing time.
I don't understand why people didn't understand how good Episode I actually was. As is my motto (sometmes), you're not really a fan of something if you don't like what the GUY WHO CREATED IT does with it. He wrote Episode I before you (or I) were born. No fan actually has any say in what goes on. It doesn't matter if you didn't like it or not, because it was good, and you need to accept that, even if you didn't care for it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on November 03, 2002, 08:29:45 AM
SWEET!

I didn't know anyone here liked Star Wars (I love it)

I know whacta mean.  TPM kinda disappointed me.  But, AOTC was an improvement (Jar Jar was only in there for about 2 and a half minutes)  and it resembled the original trilogy more.

My personal favorite: ESB

And Star Wars: Bounty Hunter is gonna rock!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on November 03, 2002, 08:33:38 AM
What I'm wonderin' is about the NJO.  I mean, it's gonna finish I think in 2003 or 2004 and how it's going to end.  Everything points to the New Republic going down, but then what would they write about, more stories in the past?

It's sad in a few books how everyone dies (Chewie in Vector Prime and Anikan in Star by Star)

Down with the Yuzhan Vong!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on November 03, 2002, 03:26:34 PM
hey, whats NJO? its not a SW movie, unless yall are talkin about the 3rd one. I agree, Bounty Hunter is gonna kick tushy!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 03, 2002, 04:25:08 PM
I havnt seen AOTC yet but I'm attempting to download it. I don't want to rent it and risk it sucking. However Episode III is one that I look forward to simply to see Anakin become Vader. CW DONT TELL ME WHAT TO THINK!!!!!!! I think part of why TPM was such a let down was the fact that the vehicles locations and characters from the original trilogy were just so good you cant replace them. Not to mention everyone in the trilogy could ACT.  
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on November 03, 2002, 04:47:39 PM
Not everyone. Billy Dee Williams couldn't.

-------
Weekly Frostbite Quote #7:

"Darkness comes over the land,
The Night grabs us with its cold, sticky hand.
We beg the Night to let us go,
But it grabs us tighter, saying, `No.`
Then it stabs us in the head.
Because of Daylight Saving Time, we now are dead."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 03, 2002, 05:20:55 PM
As long as Anakin kills thousands of Jedi,I'm happy.

Mwhahahahahhahahahaha!

Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 03, 2002, 08:26:17 PM
Sigh......Whatever happened to the Mario-theme of this bar. For all the rest of this stuff, there's always General Chat.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 03, 2002, 08:29:35 PM
No one cares about General Chat. I learned that months ago.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 08:35:07 PM
Lando's cool.
Ooze II, I wasn't telling you what to think. I was telling you not to try and force your opinion over everyone.
I hate New Jedi Order. It's SO stupid.
General Chat is ill. It used to be more healthy.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 08:37:39 PM
I forgot to say:
I thought Episode I was good.
But Episode II was better.
And what's wrong with Jar Jar?
Heesa cool!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 08:45:12 PM
Oh. That's just wonderful. I got the six hundred and sixty-sixth reply.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on November 03, 2002, 08:47:39 PM
that's not a good number! AHHHHH RUN FOR YOU LIVES!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 08:51:24 PM
Well, it's gone now.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 03, 2002, 08:52:40 PM
*Points and laughs at Chupperson*

HAHAHA! That is what you get for thinking Jar Jar is cool!~

HAHAHAHAHA

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on November 03, 2002, 08:55:53 PM
yes. indeed.

HEAR YE HEAR YE!! Ok, as of today(and in a couple of seconds), i am going to start a new Star Wars topic in the General Chat. Who wants to join me?? LET'S GO!! * everyone runs out of bar*

Yosi girl: *sigh* jerk...took away my customers. *mumble grumble*

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 11/3/2002 6:56:30 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 03, 2002, 09:07:08 PM
That number that fits him just well, if you ask me.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 09:08:38 PM
Good thing I don't get offended easily.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 03, 2002, 09:11:39 PM
Actually the Satan of this forum would be more like Grimsack or Xizer. You're more of a "gremlin".
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 09:13:03 PM
Yes, I agree.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 03, 2002, 09:16:46 PM
Did you notice I edited the post at the bottom of the first page? I got too sick of seeing that every time I was waiting for the new page to load.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 09:27:04 PM
Tea does good with lemons.
I'll have a "sarsparilla" bartender
*does his best John Wayne*
Well, I reckon this idea ainta goin' nowhere.

I have the dumb thing memorized.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 03, 2002, 09:28:22 PM
Exactly, I HATED that!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 09:30:43 PM
It ain't goin' nowhere. Where's Screech? I need ta learn him a thing 'r two...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 03, 2002, 09:41:08 PM
By the way, CW, have you seen my latest Fake Game Secret? Hehehehehe!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 09:45:10 PM
Umm... no... *scared look*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 03, 2002, 09:52:58 PM
I wonder if the Mario Bar will ever pass the Mario Word Association?..............
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 03, 2002, 10:14:38 PM
Jar Jar.....COOL.............o.k. Im never getting SFA.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 10:17:25 PM
You dork... man, did I just say that?
Seriously, what I think of Jar Jar has NOTHING to do with what I think of SFA.
You think Mario games are cool. I think Mario games are cool.
You think Zelda games are cool. I think Zelda Games are cool.
You get the idea?
I think SFA is cool. You ...--?
My point being, why would you say that? It really makes no difference (to if SFA is good) what I think of Jar Jar.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/3/2002 10:30:28 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 03, 2002, 10:17:46 PM
I thought the John Wayne post was funny... Hmmmm...

And Jar Jar is NOT cool! The only cool thing about Jar Jar was when he got his tongue fried on Anakin's pod in Ep. 1! That was funny!

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 10:19:11 PM
I didn't mean he's COOL cool, I mean't there's nothing wrong with him. That kind of cool.
Now SFA, it's COOL as in really good. Amazing. Exellent. Et cetera.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 10:20:46 PM
I thought the John Wayne thing was funny too.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 03, 2002, 10:23:14 PM
Hey Steve... I thought you were Mr. "I don't have an opinion about anything"! What, is it ok for you to have a strong negative opinion about something when the people you know have the same negative opinion? That makes no sense. YOU say you don't want to be criticized for stuff YOU think is ok... WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!
And you say you don't watch movies.
I think you aren't like anything you say you are.

Let me close my statements with something that goes kind of like this:
See, there are these few people who are "cool" for no apparent reason. It seems that they achieve this status by dissing things that they have no authority over whatsoever. They say they are "cool" and therefore, people want to follow them. It seems the only way to follow the "cool" people is to assume the opinion of the nobody who calls themself "cool".
My point: A lot of what most people say is really not their own opinion. It is the opinion of someone they perceive to be "cool" and they think they must have this same negative opinion to remain at their current level of "cool", a totally irrelevant waste of time.
I guess that's why people don't think I'm cool.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/3/2002 10:41:41 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on November 04, 2002, 02:16:00 PM
Nothing is funny after reading it thousands of times. Now that "I am SO tired of seeing this" post is getting annoying too. Just put a giant blank space there.

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #8:

Scott: There''s a rumor going around that you had se­x with three goats. Is that true?
Dan: I wish.
Annoying Person: Man, goat boy, you''re disgusting.
Scott: Hey everyone, Scarpa wants to have goat se­x!
Dan: I thought you said girls! I have bad hearing!
AP: Goat boy, you''re sick!
Dan: I don''t want to have se­x with goats! I thought you said girls! Girls!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 04, 2002, 02:58:25 PM
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Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on November 04, 2002, 03:02:12 PM
Hmm...  I could put in my "SMB running Mario" Vitalize file into that post.  I'm sure it would be much more pleasant to watch while waiting.
However, there might then be unforseen problems with the computer asking to download Vitalize (for those who don't have it and refuse to get it, or for those who can't get it) that could get very tedious...
Eh, whatever...

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 04, 2002, 05:54:15 PM
Click here to see the ENTIRE Mario Bar in one page
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on November 04, 2002, 06:34:37 PM
Whoop dee doo, you can alter the post size number. *Golly gee, what an accomplishment*

*I wish I could be just like you when I grow up*

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Weekly Frostbite Quote #8:

Scott: There`s a rumor going around that you had se­x with three goats. Is that true?
Dan: I wish.
Annoying Person: Man, goat boy, you`re disgusting.
Scott: Hey everyone, Scarpa wants to have goat se­x!
Dan: I thought you said girls! I have bad hearing! I thought you said girls!
AP: Goat boy, you`re sick!
Dan: I don`t want to have se­x with goats! I thought you said girls! Girls! Girls!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 04, 2002, 06:47:35 PM
It's clear you can do just about ANYTHING with the URL of a topic.
Frostbite, that's your worst signature ever.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 04, 2002, 07:31:45 PM
I shall now speak like Yoda. Cw joking I was, slow my computer is messed up my AOTC bootleg download is. Sucks it does. I shall now stop speaking like Yoda. Now guys if theres one thing I hate to do is pester people. However I'm getting bored and I would like to know how some (if not all) of you feel about me and my fanfic. I want to know soon so I can either start writting it or go ahead with one of my other writting ideas.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 04, 2002, 07:39:40 PM
Where is it?
And I was overreacting yesterday... but it starts to seem like everyone takes what I say in reverse too.

You are all so naïve. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 04, 2002, 07:42:04 PM
Oh... and what "sucks"?

You are all so naïve. Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Greg on November 04, 2002, 08:45:12 PM
Hey how do you use html so well?
Where did you learn?

I am the guardian of the forests,I am the guardian of the swamps.I am half Bear,half Frog.

BearFrog a.k.a. Greg
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 04, 2002, 08:47:29 PM
Hehehe....
I have 2 names...

Hey guys,support the cause!

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Nature''s first green is gold,
Her hardest hue to hold.
Her early leaf''s flower;
But only so an hour.
Then leaf subsides to leaf.
So Eden sank to grief,
So dawn goes down to day.
Nothing gold can stay.

"Humor,God''s Greatest invention."-Dark Lord Janus

"I am the guardian of the
forest.I am the guardian of the swamp.I am half bear,half
frog."-BearFrog
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Greg on November 04, 2002, 08:51:08 PM
I have 93 posts as Tanas
240 as Greg.I've been here a while...

I am the guardian of the forests,I am the guardian of the swamps.I am half Bear,half Frog.

BearFrog a.k.a. Greg

Edited by - Greg on 11/4/2002 6:57:47 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 04, 2002, 09:05:16 PM
Ok, time for a few "Destructive Opinions".

frostbite - That is by far the stupidest of the quotes. The suck compilation and the Daylight Savings Time poem was funny. That is crap.

C. W. - I am EVERYTHING you have seen so far. I have no opinions on:

Music
Movies
Video Games (At school only, not on the forums)
Sports Teams (Everything except that Chicago sports teams naturally suck. I live near Chicago, which explains a lot.)

I have opinions on:

others' actions
Humor
comments towards me

Did you just call me a hypocrite? I take almost as much offense to that as if you were to call me stupid. I mean, that associates me with my class. God, I hate my class.

I am a very strong arguer. There are a few topics from a couple of months ago (I escpecially remember me typing 2 page and a half long posts about why I think Yoshi hates Mario.) were I get almost brutal. You can disagree with me, but assure yourself that unless I feel really lazy, I will make a firm rebuttal.

PS: Amusing fact time. The EGM scores for the follwing games:

SMS: 9.5 9.5 9.5
SMA3: 9.5 9.0 9.0
SFA: 8.0 9.0 **4.5!!**

Had to rub that in a bit. And here's 2 more.

GTA: Vice City (PS2): 10 10 10
Halo (XBox): 10 10 10

The GCN is so far the only one to NOT have a game with straight 10s. Quality over Quantity. Right. Nintendo can no longer get their top priority right. SMS is, I think, the highest scoring GCN game, and I distinctly remember a GBA Castlevania game scoring higher. The GBA has a higher scoring highest game than the GCN!

Nintendo really is dying. In about... I'll say 2 or 3 years, Nintendo will be reduced to a mere 3rd party developer. Like Sega. (Metaphor alert) All Nintendo's 2nd party developers are abandoning ship, and without a crew to guide it, Nintendo will eventually run into a rock and sink. The GBA may remain, but the GCN is dying already. Go ahead. Prove me wrong. Recall what I stated before about arguing. Prove EGM wrong. I won't mind.

(Ok, I'll admit, I am in my captious pessimistic mood today. I need a drink.)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 04, 2002, 09:05:41 PM
My bootleg download of AOTC is what sucks! And if by "where is it" you meant where is my fanfic I havnt started yet and wont until I get the go ahead from you people. Did not I post a preview?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 04, 2002, 09:15:07 PM
Actually, I liked this board better before any secrets were found. It was a peaceful Mario board then, and even when there was found the HTML secret, there was universal peace(except for kirby_101 and Xizer). But now, after the editing of other people's posts was found about a month ago, the entire board has been in chaos; people playing tricks on each other, arguments over stuff that doesn't really matter, and even the fact that knowing your posts aren't safe form the editing hands of practically ANYONE has made this happen. This WAS a good board for discussing Mario in simple peace. But not anymore.

I think Deezer should make a new Fungi Forum, one in a new and solid format, so that there would be a new begining, everyone would be equal in power, nobody be left in the simpleness of the normal format and others almost risen to the rank of moderator.

Too bad Deezer doesn't care about his board or his members and even give it a shot.

Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/4/2002 7:16:14 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 04, 2002, 09:41:08 PM
CC I think I speak for everyone when I say SHUT UP!!!! No one cares. This may be called Mario Bar but that does not mean that everyone in here has to talk about Mario. There's only so much you can talk about concerning Mario. As long as everyone in here is having a good time it shouldn't matter.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 04, 2002, 10:00:01 PM
Ok, let's clarify. I never said I don't like to be criticized. I say I don't want to be flamed.

DIFFERENCE:

Criticizing: I don't think that's a good idea. I think it is pointless, actually.

Flaming: God, You're an idiot for suggesting that. You're even more of a dumb*** than your classmates.

Criticism: Denounces the idea on the table.

Flaming: Denounces the person who made the idea on the table without denouncing the idea itself.

I don't mind criticism. I do mind flaming.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 04, 2002, 10:08:26 PM
I'm not talking about ONLY Mario! The entire board is in choas, in any subject. I think you speak for only yourself, because other people are complaining about these problems. I guess YOU haven't been shown WHY this is upsetting.oozePosted - 4 November 2002 20:9 PST  Show Profile  Email Poster  Edit Message
Watch, I'll post as you right now!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/4/2002 8:11:12 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 04, 2002, 10:16:23 PM
Hmmmmmmmmm......you're right. This is bad. DEEZER get off youre butt and HELP! Help before we are all posting as each other and this board falls forever into the hands of evil! Oh and when your done with that could you help me Im starting to see evil clowns all over the place...theres one now! Aaagghhhh! Go away I dont want to hug you youll steal my soul!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 04, 2002, 10:31:32 PM
"The EGM scores for the follwing games:
SMS: 9.5 9.5 9.5
SMA3: 9.5 9.0 9.0
SFA: 8.0 9.0 **4.5!!**"
That's someone's opinion. I don't care if EGM says something. The mass population doesn't know what "quality" is. They say first person shooters are 10s. This seems quite incongruous to me. FPSs are far less intelligent than SFA. SFA is actually a game that takes your brain out for some fresh air, not a game that encourages gratuitous violence. EGM caters to the mass stupidity of the population at large. You, of all people, Steve, should know that.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 04, 2002, 10:34:09 PM
You're right, Ooze.
Also, flaming can not be defined as one sure thing. You. You pointed at me and laughed. And you also denounced my opinion. You did both things you mentioned above. What do you call that? I say you criticized me AND flamed me.
And were you talking about me, Insane Steve? I have no classmates... actually, I know more than anyone I have ever met that was enrolled in public school. I simply seem to have trouble saying things exactly right, so no one will find a way to turn my words against me.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/4/2002 8:47:30 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 04, 2002, 10:38:09 PM
"Actually, I liked this board better before any secrets were found."
THEN WHY DO YOU USE THEM??

Three more things to Insane Steve:
1. Do you think it matters if some game magazine says a game that I PERSONALLY KNOW is a good game, if they say it's not that great? No, it doesn't matter in the least, because I have firsthand experience with it.
2. How do you know that the third number wasn't on a scale of 5? Do they say specifically that it is a 1-10 scale? On a 1-5 scale, that would be about 9.7, transposed to a 1-10 scale.
3. Do you actually think I even CARE what you say to or about me? HA! No, of course not! You seem to think that words have some significance! But when they contradict something someone knows for a fact, they have no meaning. That is why you are AFRAID to get a GameCube.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/5/2002 12:08:53 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on November 04, 2002, 11:05:17 PM
I need bigtime help on Link to the past.

I'm trying to get that one heart piece where you have to go south of the village in the Dark World, and dig the field.  It's impossible for me!  I don't even know how I got it in my old file!

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 04, 2002, 11:09:32 PM
Hmm. I've never even gotten that far.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 05, 2002, 06:32:30 AM
Hello everyone!I have the worst website ever but I'm working on a new one!Who wants to do the Mario section?



And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...

Edited by - Tanas on 11/5/2002 4:38:35 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Greg on November 05, 2002, 06:44:50 AM
.................
Never mind


Edited by - Greg on 11/5/2002 4:47:16 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: frostbite on November 05, 2002, 03:02:00 PM
No one liked my quote this week. It shall happen no longer. I think I may cry.

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It''s not a matter of optimism or pessimism, it''s a matter of common sense. :(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 05, 2002, 06:45:37 PM
And the being of pure evil Tanas was sent
to be imprisoned in hell for all eternety.
But FATE saw it fit for him to escape and become a being of good.Instead of being trapped in the dimension of evil all he had to do is study math every night.That is
why I'm not grounded.God does create miracles.Notice each one and enjoy each day anew for life is an adventure.
Enjoy every bit of it for life is too short.
Death is nearer than you think.You could die at any moment so enjoy life for as long as possible.Work with the hand life has delt you and use it well.You are more fortunate than you think.Enjoy life.
But we also must give back to life.
This forum is dying.Advertise this forum on every Mario site you can find.
The Plumber that we all enjoy so much would want this forum to grow and prosper.
But with all the
s
h*
i*
t
Going on in these forums,it will be hard to rebuild.But we can't let Fungi Forums die.
For Deezer.For Mario.For ourseleves!
Let's save this forum....
Togehter....
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And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...

Edited by - Tanas on 11/5/2002 4:53:32 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 05, 2002, 07:48:59 PM
frostbite: Just because eveyone disliked quote !NUMBER 8! without hating the other 7 doesn't mean you should discontinue the series altogether. Everyone has one "bad" showing. Even me. I know you have the genius to come up with something great. (Personally, what I hated about the last one was that is wasn't really FUNNY... moreso a sad realization as to what the world has become. I mean, who in their right mind would ask that?)

C. W. - Wow. Did you have a bad day yesterday? I've never seen you like that. Ok, let's clarify EVERYTHING.

EGM is far more credible than you think. I've read a lot of its reviews, and they give really bad scores to a lot of fighting games and FPSs. They give good scores to "kid" (It's in quotes for a reason) games... like Animal Crossing got a Gold awards (27 total out of 30 or higher not including straight 10s) And yes, the 4.5 was out of 10, not 5. All EGM reviews are out of 10. That person found SFA "repetitive" ... Different people, different views, I guess. That reviewer really slammed the game, too. Luigi's Mansion got 2 8.0+s and a 5.5... so it's not the only time that has happened.

Nor does EGM play favorite systems, either. SMA3, in my opinion, got a far higher score than it deserved (I'd have given it a 7.5!)... and I am sure there are many PS2 and XBox games that got lower scores than they deserved, too. (And higher.) I am glad to see that you are unhampered by the opinions of others... including mine. I mean, you joke around with me all the time.

***I guess being a hypocrite is part of human nature... Including mine. It is a trait I'd LOVE to change...***

But I wasn't intentionally denouncing you as a person for liking Jar Jar. I denounced the idea, yes... But if you saw it like that, then I apologize.

As for the infamous question as to why I don't own a GCN, you figured it out. I am afraid to buy one. Afraid that that small dram of respect I get at my school (Yes, despite my "I Hate My School" personality, I get a bit of respect...) will vanish if my classmates somehow found out that I owned the "gay kiddie system". Afraid for my life at some others' reactions toward it (Yes, some people at my school get beat up for such shallow reasons as their gaming prefrences...)... I am actually VERY surprised I had the "nerve" to buy SMA3. It is that reason that I hate my classmates. They are shallow idiots. I think about what I do. They don't. They don't care about anything. All they do is prance around in a constantly euphoric state unaware of their surroundings.

Anyway, most of my reasons as to why I think the GCN is dying is from INTELLIGENT comments I read in EGM, not merely rumors. I put all the things I have read in recent gaming magazines (Other than EGM as well) in the blender that is my mind, put it to liquidify, thus distorting the facts greatly, and somehow making out that the GCN is dying. Just like my reasoning for Yoshi hating Mario.

I was in a very hmmmmmm... erratic mood yesterday, and am sorry to offend you if I did. I believe that I know far more than everyone in my class too... that's not saying much, but still... and I go to a good school too. When I overgeneralize my class, I tend to leave out the honors students. (About 10-20% of my class. Thus, I am still outnumbered by morons.) They are not shallow, and they MIGHT not care if I got a GCN... they might ask why, but wouldn't insult me. However, they are not spared from my "Oblivious" rule... because they still are oblivious. Not shallow... but oblivious. At least they aren't a total waste.

As for my different view on things every day, remember, I am a human, and rather "intelligent" one (I think), and my thoughts change daily (My class? Maybe once a year). If I say something one day, and do the opposite a week later... it is due to a change in my thoughts, not my personality. My personality changes almost daliy. What you see one day may be completely different than what you see the day after... That is why I call myself "Insane".

Take this paragraph as you wish. If you wish to accept my apology, go ahead. If you read this and think "What a load of crap!" and still think of me as a hypocritical idiot, just like the ret of my class, go ahead. But remember: I took almost an hour typing this, so there must be some thought in it.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 11/5/2002 5:51:34 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 05, 2002, 08:05:51 PM
I too have a class oh I may as well be honest a whole school full of complete idiots. I can hardly take it! I love my GCN and if I were you I'd go buy one and tell no one! Just to give you a taste of how stupid they are wrap your mind around this conversation fragment I heard during lunch a week ago. "Man Japan sucks! All they have is little ***** Nintendo. We invented PS2 baby!" Uuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhh. Well Ive gone ahead and started the first draft of my fanfic. Will let you all know when Im done with the first installment. Any one want to give me a good site to post it on? Oh and anyone interested in horror should check out Death Studios. This place offers awesome masks at unfortunatly high prices. I may still buy one though.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 05, 2002, 09:44:23 PM
Insane Steve:
I completely understand. And if your post was an apology, I accept it. Please accept mine for acting so uncharacteristically yesterday... I have been suffering from a strange maddening depression this past week or so.

Ooze: Ha! That's hilarious! Those people you were talking about don't even know that Sony is a Japanese company! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

And "repetitive" is about as wrong a word as I can think of for SFA. Hmm. Different people, different opinions, I guess... as with all forms of art.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/5/2002 7:45:41 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on November 06, 2002, 05:22:42 PM
Yay! My new drinking glasses came in. Finally!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on November 06, 2002, 06:29:37 PM
yay.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 06, 2002, 07:47:14 PM
Thank God. I need a drink after all that incessant rambling. Welcome back.

Maybe I can show everyone my "Crush the drink glass on my head" trick sometime?

And I just realized an odd coincidence. My initals are SMB.

SMB = Super Mario Bros.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 06, 2002, 08:39:02 PM
Hey! This forum is dying and we aren't doing anything about it!We must advertise this forum or else the balance between good and evil will be broken!And you all know what that means.....

And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 06, 2002, 08:43:38 PM
Dying? Have you seen the GMC page today?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 06, 2002, 09:06:54 PM
God saw that he was getting tired
And a cure was not to be
So he put his arms around him
And whispered, "Come with me."
With tearful eyes we watched him sleep
And saw him fade away
Although we loved him dearly
We could not make him stay
A golden heart stopped beating
Loving hands were laid to rest
God broke our hearts to prove to us
He only takes the best

In loving memory of the TMK Fungi Forums
May 29th, 2000 - October 21st 2002
(written by frostbite)

I agree! TMK is crashing and burning at tremendous speed! People editing others' posts, only having like 10 posters, All this Forum secret crap, Soon enough everyones going to be a moderator!
(written by stealth link)

Speaking of that I dont wanna know how to do that I want to know how to post in clkosed topics.. and I agree with what I just seen this place is getting CRAZY thoes who post under other peoples names thats horrible.
(written by Super Yoshi 7175)

Posted - 21 October 2002 13:40 PST
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This will be the Society of the Forum Secret Keepers. This is a list of the people who know forum secrets and what they know.

CashCrazed:HTML, edit others' posts, reply to closed topics
Fifth:HTML, edit others' posts
Luigison:edit others' posts, reply to closed topics, close and delete topics
Chupperson Weird: edit others' posts, reply to closed topics
Insane Steve: edit others' posts, reply to closed topics
frostbite:reply to closed topics
*~*Stealth-LinK*~*:edit others' posts, reply to closed topics
Lizard Dude:reply to closed topics
Super Yoshi 7175:edit others' posts, reply to closed topics

Reply to this topic proving you can use HTML or edit this post and add your name for that secret as proof.

READ: Posted: Oct. 21. This is the first post of the "Society of the Secret Forum Keepers" thread. Without this thread, I and several other people would not have known that you could edit others' posts. This trick has destroyed TMK. I didn't realize it. It started off fun, a little post editing as a joke, and so forth. Then it got out of hand. Everyone thinks they are moderators now. TMK is having a civil war, and these evil secrets are the weapons.

And thus, I throw my weapons into the fire. That is, as of this post, Nov. 5, 2002, at about 8 PM Central time, I vow to NEVER edit anyone else's posts ever again. All it does is start trouble. Everyone needs to see this.

And this time, I won't be a total hypocrite and do it again after saying I wouldn't. This has gone too far, in my opinion, for a stupid loophole to be worth it.
(written by Insane Steve)

I only did that to help by editing post that are bad but nobody could do that,all im doing is replying to closed topics...
(written by super yoshi)

Essentially, I said that because, unlike last time when I said I'd stop and I edited about 4 posts in 2 days, this time I'll really stop. I am just like any typical human; I do something destructive until I realize its horrid effects, then I desparatly try to stop until it is too late. Unfortunatly, it is merely a characteristic of humanity... most people do this. Not all, most. Me being one... *sigh*
(written by Insane Steve)


I'm not talking about ONLY Mario! The entire board is in choas, in any subject. I think you speak for only yourself, because other people are complaining about these problems. I guess YOU haven't been shown WHY this is upsetting.
(written by C.W.)

Hmmmmmmmmm......you're right. This is bad. DEEZER get off youre butt and HELP! Help before we are all posting as each other and this board falls forever into the hands of evil! Oh and when your done with that could you help me Im starting to see evil clowns all over the place...theres one now! Aaagghhhh! Go away I dont want to hug you youll steal my soul!
(written by ooze)

And the being of pure evil Tanas was sent
to be imprisoned in hell for all eternety.
But FATE saw it fit for him to escape and become a being of good.Instead of being trapped in the dimension of evil all he had to do is study math every night.That is
why I'm not grounded.God does create miracles.Notice each one and enjoy each day anew for life is an adventure.
Enjoy every bit of it for life is too short.
Death is nearer than you think.You could die at any moment so enjoy life for as long as possible.Work with the hand life has delt you and use it well.You are more fortunate than you think.Enjoy life.
But we also must give back to life.
This forum is dying.Advertise this forum on every Mario site you can find.
The Plumber that we all enjoy so much would want this forum to grow and prosper.
But with all the
s
h*
i*
t
Going on in these forums,it will be hard to rebuild.But we can't let Fungi Forums die.
For Deezer.For Mario.For ourseleves!
Let's save this forum....
Togehter....
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Hey guys,support the other cause!

http://www.chronotrigger.info/index_iframe.html
(written by Tanas)


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The TMK Bible

A long time ago a man named Miyamato made
a plumber named Mario.Many years later a man
named Deezer created his own realm that worshipped Mario.
It was known as the Mushroom Kingdom.
He then created a place where people could discuss the amazing Mario
and he made Fungi Forums,a place to discuss the plumber.
And so many came.A messanger in the guise of an animal arrived and warned all
of the people of a great evil aproaching.No one beleived him and then
the anti-deezer,Grimsack arrived...Then he left after being yelled,he left, at
and peace was brought back to the forum.And then the society of Forum Secret Keepers
began.A group who abused the power they had....The forum was slowly reaching the revaltion....The forum was dying....It seemed as if nothing would save it...
(TMK bible-Revalations)

Can we PLEASE all agree not to use the secrets ever again, unless drastic situations arise?
(written by C.W.)

Actual Response:
We have all seen the damage done.Super Yoshi went back and edited GrimSack's posts  (well a couple) and some other stuff has been done but this power must no longer be abused!
By the way only about 10 people visit this forum.We must revive it.We must advertise the forum to make sure that it stays alive.

And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 06, 2002, 09:13:39 PM
"I'm not talking about ONLY Mario! The entire board is in choas, in any subject. I think you speak for only yourself, because other people are complaining about these problems. I guess YOU haven't been shown WHY this is upsetting."
I don't think I wrote that.
But have you noticed, today, there have been TONS of posts and everybody's being relatively nice to each other again...
And really, only about 10 people at a time are active anyway. Way long ago (8 months ago), it was about 10 active members.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 07, 2002, 06:53:59 AM
Sorry but I just want to see some new people.
When I came there were plenty of people and I couldn't remember all theire names.In fact I think I get Chupperson Weird and Crash
Crazed mixed up so sorry.

P.S. Visit my forum http://pub31.ezboard.com/bbearfrogsforum

And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 07, 2002, 04:26:05 PM
How DOES it happen, I mean, how can it be such a common typo to get my forum name wrong, but EXACTLY in the same way!? The R, of all letters! I absolutely HATE Crash Bandicoot!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on November 07, 2002, 07:10:55 PM
You do, CashCrazed? I don't. He and Spyro the Dragon were the only reasons why I bought a psone so many years ago.

Anyway, I've been here at this board, reading various posts and topics, long before I accually registered here. And the sad thing is, it took my untill a few days ago to realize that there is no r in Cash.

I think it's an easy mistake. For one, "crash" and "crazed" both star with "cra." It could be easy to make that typo, no? Also, the two words rhyme. It's a lot easier to say crashcrazed than cashcrazed.

I hope you're bored of my rambling now, so I'll be going.

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on November 07, 2002, 08:38:41 PM
AHHH, THE EVIL DOG!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!

Random edit to see if I have mod powers here.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 8/7/2003 7:31:24 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 07, 2002, 09:41:09 PM
Just don't let Capcom see your name misspelled.
They're liable to turn it into ClashCrazed.
Like Dr. Light... and they called him Dr. Wright and Dr. Right...
And Crash Man they called Clash Man...
I'd like a few energy pellets... do they serve those here?
Hmm... I could go on and on about the typos in Mega Man games...

I hate (no, wait, make that "strongly dislike") Crash Bandicoot too. I don't dislike Spyro though... for reasons unknown.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/7/2002 7:43:34 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 07, 2002, 09:45:26 PM
Go to the Mega Man Bar on the other side of town if you want that, we don't serve them here.

I had a REALLY creepy dream about CW controlling all electric appliances in the world abnout a week ago(it is explained in further detail in "Society of the Forum Secret Keepers).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 07, 2002, 09:49:10 PM
OOOOHHH, that's funny....
Leave that to Elec Man.
*Teleports to Mega Man Bar*
*5 minutes pass*
*CW appears as a blue beam of light, then returns to his normal state*
WOAH! That place is too dangerous! I barely teleported out of there fast enough! Dr. Wily almost blew me up! Good thing I had those energy pellets...
Didn't know I had a teleporter, didja?

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/7/2002 7:59:08 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Greg on November 07, 2002, 09:55:56 PM
I lived next door to GrimSack most of my life...I'm surprised I'm not insane...

I am the guardian of the forests,I am the guardian of the swamps.I am half Bear,half Frog.

BearFrog a.k.a. Greg

Edited by - Greg on 11/7/2002 7:57:26 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 07, 2002, 10:00:32 PM
You LIVED next to him? Well, that might explain why you know so much about him.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 07, 2002, 10:00:51 PM
In real life? Woah... that would be too much for me. And you're ...how old again?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 07, 2002, 10:01:45 PM
No, really, about that dream, it WAS really creepy. Here is what I posted in the SOTFSK topic.

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By the way, I had a dream about a week ago that I was on this very forum. It was about me and CW posting back and forth in the Mario Bar(The new posts simply popped up on the page.......I didn't have to refresh it or anything.......they also popped up letter by letter as if he was typing it right then. It was also a day when I had to get off to go to bed AFTER doing this in real life. Strange, huh?).

But then it started getting weird. He posted something like "Editing your posts is not all I can do, CashCrazed. I can do much, much more! Hehehehehehe! Then the lights started going on and off in my house! After that happened I saw "Are you afraid yet? You should be, and if you're not, watch THIS!". Then I saw all the windows and doors of my room suddenly slam shut with solid metal! After that I saw "H a h a h a h a h a! You are not safe from me, CashCrazed, anytime, anywhere! Now you will see what I can REALLY do!". Then my ceiling fan tore off the ceiling and came at me with moving blades, and my optical mouse starting flying around and shooting lasers! Then I heard a voice similar to the Starfox 64 Andross come out of my speakers, saying "Ha ha ha ha! You are pathetic! You can't do ANYTHING about me!". Then the metal door covering my room enterance raised. "Now RUN, little mouse, RUN FROM ME!" I ran to my parents' bedroom and got outside via the door form there to the porch roof. I jumped down and ran from my house, but porch and street lights started firing laser at me! The same voice echoed through the sky "Run, run, RUN from my ABSOLUTE POWER! AAHAHAHAHAHA! I got about 5 blocks away form my house with lights still shooting at me when I woke up.

I was almost afraid to get on the boards that morning after I got up from such a creepy dream!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 07, 2002, 10:07:45 PM
You REALLY had that dream? That's insane! I don't even have that bizarre of dreams!
(Well... I did have a really weird dream once where I couldn't let go of this girl I know, or our hearts would stop beating or something...)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 07, 2002, 10:09:10 PM
I have a lot of bizarre dreams.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 07, 2002, 10:13:56 PM
I see Mushrooms in my sleep sometimes....
I also see Plumbers.....
Anyway yes I lived next to him in real life.
I met him when I was 5.In case you wonder,I'm 12.I'm 12 and my first game was SMB for Nes.Amazing isn't it?
Hey at my house I have an arcade game of Donkey Kong Jr!

And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 07, 2002, 10:15:41 PM
I wish I had some arcade games.
At least I've got MAME...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 07, 2002, 10:17:02 PM
I have been wanted to get a Mario-related arcade game SOMEWHERE, but I haven't been able to find one close one to pick up(you can't very well ship an arcade game without paying a good $400, which is twice as much as most old arcade games themselves).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 07, 2002, 10:21:10 PM
And another factor for me to take into consideration is that we have no extra space in this house...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 07, 2002, 10:23:45 PM
There's a spot in the open hall area upstairs they could put mine. But there are two problems, even if I COULD find one close enough to pick up.

1. I don't have anywhere NEAR $200
2. HOW THE HELL WOULD THEY GET THAT UP MY SHARPLY-CURVING STAIRS!?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 07, 2002, 10:25:20 PM
Wait.....has Deezer taken off some of the censors? Let's see

hell **** ***** ass **** *** **** *******

How many are there?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 07, 2002, 10:28:01 PM
6 censored out words.

And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 07, 2002, 10:28:30 PM
I will never understand why you do that.
And in case you were wondering, neither of those is -technically- a profanity.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 07, 2002, 10:29:46 PM
Neither is $ex. Oh, I found two more possible ones.

**** *****
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 07, 2002, 10:30:31 PM
If you must swear do it like this...
F**
U**
C**
K***

And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 07, 2002, 10:31:57 PM
Or with accents, like fúck and shít
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 07, 2002, 10:33:02 PM
That is funny! I'll try that sometime!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 07, 2002, 10:36:09 PM
Oh please.
Well, I have to go. Talk to ya later!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 07, 2002, 11:08:43 PM
I'm all alone...
Guess i'll go to bed.

And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 07, 2002, 11:47:01 PM
Goodnight.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 08, 2002, 06:18:36 AM
Good morning everyone!

And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on November 08, 2002, 04:37:58 PM
Oh man, please dont cuss!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 08, 2002, 05:50:37 PM
It's just yet ANOTHER form of censor evasion. Not to mention they sound funny when you pronunce then WITH the accents, like "FOOCK" and "SHEET".
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 08, 2002, 08:13:26 PM
"Sheet". That is how a lot of my class says it in real life.

Meanwhile: I have had exactly 2 Mario related dreams - one I don't remember all too well about 5 years ago, that lasted I think an hour, and the other lasted about 30 seconds (I had it about 3 weeks ago... first time I had a video game dream in roughly 4 years...), and it was simply a Green Yoshi (With the new, GCN graphics, I may add)running across a plain with tye-dye hippie colors in the background, and strange Japanese like symbols randomly appearing around what I saw... and then after about 20 seconds of this it ran into some guy that looked a lot like some German war general from WWI... with a big moustache and a monocle and the pointy helmet... and then the German guy went and chopped off the Yoshi's head, and it rolled around for about 5 seconds... and then a freaky head of a Japanese guy appears and did one of those crazy Japanese laughs and began spinning around the middle of the dream, and then, to end it all, the "movie screen" burned, kind of similar to the way paper burned, and left a odd purple screen. And all that happensed for the last few seconds was that a big red ! flashed on and off, and then I woke up.

Of course, about 3 weeks ago was the time I was watching all those crazy Japanese song internet cartoons, so that may explain it.

That was one of the oddest experiences ever. I can't believe I forgot to tell you all about it before, but... it kind of left my mind for a while... but now I remember it VERY well, better than any dream I have had so far in my life. Amusing.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 08, 2002, 09:05:01 PM
Dreams combine things from the past,present
and future and swirl them into your life.
It could be good,could be bad.
You could be happy,or could be sad.

Anyway,do you guys know where Mario Addict,or P.M. is?
I need them to work on my forum as part of
THE COUNCIL OF THE GODS
http://pub31.ezboard.com/bbearfrogsforum


And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 08, 2002, 11:07:41 PM
Uhh... who knows?
I had a bunch of SFA-related dreams right after I beat it... I think I was mainly worrying about if Krystal was going to come back... but I remember that there was some story going on too... but I didn't wake up of my own volition... and when that happens, I don't remember by dreams very well. I only can really remember dreams when I wake up by myself... oh well.
I remember I had this one dream where I was flying around about 1½ feet off the ground inside this big church... and the floor and walls were all covered with circuitboards and stuff... weird.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on November 09, 2002, 01:40:30 PM
this has been the work of the evil dog.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 09, 2002, 08:12:53 PM
Hey guys! Sorry I havnt been here the last couple of days. This stupid computer was acting up. I have never had a game related dream. However I do have alot of Texas Chainsaw Massacre related ones.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 09, 2002, 09:12:42 PM
Good for you....
Anybody know where I can get Zsnes?

http://pub31.ezboard.com/bbearfrogsforum



And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 09, 2002, 10:53:03 PM
Why yes. You can get it at http://www.zsnes.com/files.php
or
http://www.vimm.net (By the way, Vimm has every NES and SNES ROM, except all the really good SNES ones are protected by some agency...)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 09, 2002, 11:00:03 PM
I read yesterday that they released Rockman&Forte on GBA in Japan... man, if they don't release it here, I'm gonna have to import it. It's a shame they never released the first version here, since it's one of the best of the newer Mega Man games.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 10, 2002, 01:03:45 PM
I never played that...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 10, 2002, 09:19:00 PM
You can get a translated ROM of it under Megaman & Bass in the SNES ROMS of Vimm's Lair...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on November 10, 2002, 10:22:44 PM
You can go to emusanet.com. They have all the best emulators and tons of versions of the best games out there, up to the end of the 16-32 bit era. And man, you should see all the Super Mario Bros. hacks they have!

Super Bald Bros., Disembeveled Mario, Super Mario Bros. 4, and even a wacked version of Super Mario 2 that stars robots!

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 10, 2002, 10:48:03 PM
I loooove hacked roms.

And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 11, 2002, 12:26:44 AM
How about Mega Man 1977? He has an Afro!
I'm making a Protoman game out of Mega Man 3... hacking is fun. I was trying to make a Mega Man game out of SMB... but the sprites are incompatible, for the most part.
Yeah, I've been to emusanet... I kinda forgot about it when they started putting sickoish ads on the place. Are those gone yet?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 11, 2002, 10:32:44 PM
Does anybody here know how it is to be the math guy in your class? My teacher signed me up for two math contests in a row because he said the school needed me for ranking. After winning the first one in Stover, Missouri as top freshman in my division, I find out he's already put my name up for the second one! Not to mention all the pressure put on me by the rest of my class to win the top overall student in my grade at every stupid math contest! It's a hard reputation to keep, let me tell you.

Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/11/2002 8:33:55 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 11, 2002, 10:41:40 PM
I'm a lot better at English, and I don't even study English!
Uhh... I'm only mediocre at math.
But can you spell Nuomultramicroscopicsiliconvulcanicalneosis?
Or, would that be Nuomultra Microscopic Silicon Vulcanical Neosis? Anyway... you know what it is?? I give 200 coins to the guy who answers correctly first!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 11, 2002, 11:09:35 PM
Tanas blast laser beams out of his eyes and burns his report card....
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 11, 2002, 11:09:36 PM
Tanas blast laser beams out of his eyes and burns his report card....

And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 11, 2002, 11:10:59 PM
Well will you answer my question, Kal-L?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 11, 2002, 11:47:30 PM
I'll take a stab at it.Nuomultra Microscopic Silicon Vulcanical Neosis


And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 12, 2002, 12:05:49 AM
I meant, do you know what it means?
Ah HA! I also got the 777th reply! I have the holy number! I am cured of ...stuff!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/11/2002 10:13:23 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 12, 2002, 12:22:09 AM
No.

And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 12, 2002, 04:00:40 PM
Well, you got the 666th and 777th replies.....Does that make you satanic, holy, or both?

Insane Steve, you're the math master of your class, right? I thought I remember a post-back-and-forth advanced math quiz a while back on some numbered-word story.

Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/12/2002 2:02:44 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on November 12, 2002, 07:00:23 PM
ha ha, holy and satanic! riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 12, 2002, 09:28:08 PM
Yes, I am the math person in my grade. 790 SAT-M (Out of 800) in 8th grade. Actually, a lot of my accomplishments in math were in 8th grade.

I won every math contest in my grade (But only won one of them by one point. I kind of spaced out and missed 4 in a row on the 2nd page. Not the back, with all the hard questions, but the second page. Those questions should have been EASY.) I also:

Came in first in my region in a math contest

(Although I lost in the freakin semis in the speed round, my mathematical forte. I must have had a zone-out period similar to that one in the aforementioned contest. Sadly, the one to beat me lost 3-0 in the finals to someone else from my school whom I easily beat in the written portion. Hmmmmm...)

And "only" 14th in the state level in that contest. I got about 4 hours of sleep the night before, so that explains it. Of course, I came back and got 4th in the speed round. (In the state. They used the top 24 finishers for that contest. At least this time, the person who initially beat me WON the contest.) Sadly, no one else from my school (We had 4) did better than 60th.

And then there was another contest (A written one taken at our school) Where I got tied for 4th in the state with a 38/40. (No one else at my school scored higher than 34.) The saddest thing is, the top honors were three 39/40s (One of which was the same person to beat me in the speed round of the other state math contest.) AND I EASILY COULD HAVE GOTTEN A 39, BUT I MISREAD MY OWN HANDWRITING ON MY WORK FOR ONE OF THE QUESTIONS AND PUT DOWN THE WRONG ANSWER! GAH!

I have atrocious handwriting.

There was really only 1 hard question (That took me more than 1 minute. I missed it too.) on that whole test. Something about adding really large exponents.

Yes, I am the school math whiz, and yes, I did get into a math "contest" on a story topic. (Which CC won because I was never taught logs in school. I could have scored higher on the previous 8th grade contests... but in 8th grade, I was NEVER taught radicals. Or factoring. I missed about 3 questons because of that.)

Ah well. enough about math.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 12, 2002, 09:32:52 PM
My best year was 7th grade, and I DO NOT work well under pressure, so I always lose math RACES.CashCrazed

Mushroom Maniac



Dark:I am not matter, nor am I antimatter, I am simply nothing.Posted - 12 November 2002 19:36 PST  Show Profile  Email Poster  Edit Message      Posts: 1214
Wouldn't it be cool if the forum supported this instead?






This format is cool!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/12/2002 7:40:17 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 12, 2002, 09:35:44 PM
Just wait. I bet I get the 888th reply too. And heck, why not? The 999th and 1111th replies too! I don't know about the 2222nd one, though...
Does anybody know what Nuomultra Microscopic Silicon Vulcanical Neosis is yet?? I do, but does anybody else?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 12, 2002, 09:36:45 PM
Whoa, that was cool. How did you d---- oh wait, I don't want to know.

That would be a great format. And if you think I am crazy... CC edited it out.

(PS: Yes, Races are my major strength. In math class, I usually have my hand up 5-10 times faster than everyone else, and everyone starts saying things like:

"Whoa, how did you get it that fast?"

Seriously, I am ungodly fast in math.)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 12, 2002, 09:41:40 PM
Heh... that had me wondering for a minute, until I realized all you did was make a new row and cells. I have more posts than you, though... so give me like 8 Mushrooms under MY name!
Come on, tell me the secret... I just want to do one thing...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 12, 2002, 09:41:49 PM
Whoa, that post disappeared for a second there.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 12, 2002, 09:44:17 PM
Heh... we replied at the same time AGAIN.
Do you know why it keeps switching between alternating shades of grey and all one shade of grey on the individual posts?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 12, 2002, 09:44:24 PM
No, you would have 5, but they would be all 1-up mushrooms.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 12, 2002, 09:45:06 PM
AND AGAIN! Dang, that's weird!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 12, 2002, 09:46:18 PM
That IS a bit of an eyesore to be an all-member format, though.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 12, 2002, 09:50:39 PM
Also, look at this. It seems this forum used to have some sort of UBB code, and this is part of a help file called "post_help.asp" that was left.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 12, 2002, 09:52:52 PM
Yes, it looks like a slightly better version of TUNMB. (Which is not U, so why do they put U in the title? It should be "TSHTRNMB", The Somewhat Hard To Read Nintendo Message Board".
Well, I have to get off for now to go practice Violin... so if you're still here in about 45 minutes, I'll see you then.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 12, 2002, 09:55:28 PM
Regarding your last post, about the help file, that's obviously why those smileys are still floating around.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on November 12, 2002, 10:26:48 PM
I have always wondered why we can't put images in our posts. Does it cost Deezer money or something? Last time I checked, this is a hosted site. I'm no expert in the field, but I think the deal is, They host your site if you have ads for their site on your site.

Is he afriad people won't use it responsively? I look at other boards and there's plenty of html on them.

I just don't see why you have to know a certain code for it to work.

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 13, 2002, 12:06:47 AM
BECAUSE, you're not supposed to be able to use HTML on here! With such a simple format for the pages themselves, you can wreak extreme havoc on them if you either don't know what you're doing, or you have malevolent intent...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on November 13, 2002, 09:40:12 AM
Simple format? Whose bright idea wss that? I could undestand some havoc could happen, but this type of board (in my opinion) is the "bargain board," as in, it's real cheap, and made of a "look-alike material," and not real special.

I have an idea! Someone should post a petition in the site discussion forum about it! Nobody would pay attention, though.

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 13, 2002, 10:58:42 AM
Why? This format is good. It doesn't need to change.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on November 13, 2002, 01:46:22 PM
Greetings friends and foes alike! It's been a while since I've been here. Question for all you SMS Owners: Is the game realy short? I bought mine(well not realy. My mom bought it for me for Christmas but I know about it. We got it used! $39.99! Cheap!) and the owner of the store told me people loved so much that they didnt stop playing and they finished and they got bored with it and sold it to them and...Gasp..Gasp.. I bought it! Well is it short or long? Also What is anybodys record for KOs in Super Smash Bros Melee with 2 opponents at level 9? I always go into Sudden death. And I usually lose.

Edited by - Super Mario 123187 on 11/13/2002 11:48:57 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 13, 2002, 02:11:33 PM
Hey! Welcome back, dude!
No, SMS is not short... it takes around 20 hours average just to beat the game. I haven't even got all 120 Shines yet and I've had it since August 27th*! So... that's all for now!

*Of course, that may have something to do with SFA...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 13, 2002, 02:40:23 PM


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/13/2002 7:52:18 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 14, 2002, 10:45:50 PM
What happened?
Where did everybody go?

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 15, 2002, 01:53:33 AM
Hey everybody! I revived the BORED-MKII GT thing in Story Boards! I thought of a U "F" O! Eeh hee hee hee heeeee!
*Mass horde stampedes out of bar and into Story Boards*
Hmm... dee dum... da doodley dee doo dee da doo da dum... dee dum... da doodley dee dum doo dee doo de doo...
*Mega Man X credits theme swirls around in CW's head*
I gotta get me some new dump trucks...

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 15, 2002, 10:36:04 PM
And I remodeled the Bar!

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 16, 2002, 09:44:22 PM
*puts drinks in refrigerator*
*washes dishes*
*turns off lights*
*shuts and locks door*
*walks slowly down alley*
*rain begins to fall*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 16, 2002, 10:00:19 PM
I thought this bar was open 24 hours a day.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 16, 2002, 10:11:45 PM
*Breaks window of bar to enter*

I still need a drink.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 16, 2002, 10:58:06 PM
*teleports back into bar*
*turns lights on*
Wow! There are people here again!
So, Steve... a Black Russian, as usual?
*gets drinks out of fridge*
*Hurried grin*

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on November 17, 2002, 08:14:38 PM
I would like a glass of cheese.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 17, 2002, 09:39:32 PM
Do we even HAVE a fondue machine?

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 17, 2002, 09:44:04 PM
You don't need a machine to make Fondue.
Here ya go, Lord Duke!
What do you want to dip in that?
I think I'll get me a soft serve twist.

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 18, 2002, 07:55:27 PM
Too long have I been gone. However good has come of my leave. I hath viewed both Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets and The Fellowship of the Ring extended DVD edition. I have also been working out a new SMB RPG lightly based on the now defunct Realm of Death. It should be ready very soon. Ooo fondu....
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on November 18, 2002, 08:05:11 PM
HP: COS has got 3rd best opening weekend, taking A0TC's spot!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on November 18, 2002, 08:23:14 PM
Well duh. HP oviously has a lot more hype going for it. It's my opinion that AotC was a better movie, but the "failure" of Episode 1 (those morons) caused many fans to lose their faith in the prequel trilogy.

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.

Now threatening to sue Nintendo for not giving us water guns anything special for working our butts off in SMS.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 18, 2002, 09:24:58 PM
Sorry I've been gone for a few days.I saw Harry Potter and it was very bloddy.Two thumbs up.

And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 19, 2002, 01:21:12 AM
I'd give it two thumbs sideways, meaning I don't care about it, and will probably never see it.
AOTC is a GREAT movie... Episode I was good, too, it's just all what you make of it. There can be no definite opinion.
I want the LotR extended DVD... GASP
Spider-Man's good too... and I'm looking forward to X-MEN 2... anyone else?

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 19, 2002, 05:33:06 PM
Spider-Man kicked major *** and X-Men 2 should be good but the 4 movies Im relly looking forward to are The Two Towers, Hulk, House of the Dead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and House of 1,000 Corpses. The Return of the King goes without saying. Hey anyone in here ever play Blaster Master on the NES?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 20, 2002, 01:21:50 AM
My mom says she might not be able to handle the Hulk movie when it comes out. Hehe.
What is it with you two Oozes (1 & 2) and horror films?
It's funny... most of the movies I like are now intertwined somehow:
Patrick Stewart: Star Trek. I am a major Trekker.
Patrick Stewart: X-MEN. Ian McKellen: X-MEN
Ian McKellen: LotR. Christopher Lee: LotR
Christopher Lee: AotC
See what I mean? Weird, huh?
Another one I am really looking forward to is the Fantastic Four movie. My all-time favorite comic book.
Yep, The Two Towers and Return of the King are gonna be da bomb as well. They haven't released so many good movies so close together since... 1875! (Wait a minute... 1785? No, that's not it... Uhh, yeah, I mean they haven't ever made so many good movies so close together!)

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on November 20, 2002, 05:25:33 PM
Well, I may be early, but I can't wait till Ep 3 comes out in 2005!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 20, 2002, 08:56:39 PM
Ditto.

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tanas on November 20, 2002, 09:13:32 PM
I'm glad this forum has good nice people who don't hate me.

And then they split into two
one good,one evil.That is how Bearfrog and Tanas were formed.And Xtal was became BearFrog''s enemy.GrimSack raised BF in his sick way and the legend continues...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 20, 2002, 09:34:09 PM
I don't hate you.

(I have little to add to anything said on the last page or so.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 20, 2002, 10:41:56 PM
I am a horror buff. Fantasy too but big time horror. Me and the former ooze were friends because of our common intrests in horror and old Godzilla films. EP 3?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 21, 2002, 12:30:15 AM
Star Wars: Episode III!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on November 21, 2002, 06:30:53 PM
Yes, it's time to see the fall of the Republic (Evil Laugh).  Think about it... Jar Jar may die!

Then again, I feel sorry for Jar Jar and the actor of him, Ahmed Best.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 21, 2002, 08:34:39 PM
MAY die? Think about it.

Jar Jar was in Episode 2. He is NOT in Episode 4.

What can you assume in Episode 3?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on November 21, 2002, 09:55:40 PM
I don't care for Jar Jar, but I don't hate him, either. He's pretty good for comic relief, but not the kind of tone the Star Wars world needs. And they waaaaaay over merchandised Ep. I. Anakin and Jar Jar on stickers, "read, you will" books, and other obnoxious toys that highlighted the stupidity of the movie. It's like you fast forward through a movie to get to the good parts, but opposite. You fast forward through the good parts. I hate that.

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.

Now threatening to sue Nintendo for not giving us water guns anything special for working our butts off in SMS.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 22, 2002, 12:01:08 AM
Oh puh-leeze.
Jar Jar will not die, he will simply return to Naboo and fade away. Did you really think they would do that to all those poor little kids who go to see the movie? But please, let's not start this "discussion" up again.

I'm breakin' out the chips 'n queso!

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 22, 2002, 06:15:57 PM
If george takes the pleasing the little kids way of getting rid of Jar Jar I will know he has totally lost his mind. It may sound cold hearted but I CANT STAND LITTLE KIDS!!!!! Yes lets get back to the conversation........whatever it was.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 22, 2002, 08:58:54 PM
Either that or switch the topic.



Look, I made a cool GIF that has the SMB3 Mario fighting an Xbox!



Edited by - CashCrazed on 11/22/2002 7:00:00 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 22, 2002, 10:27:31 PM
Heh, that's pretty cool.
C'mon, why can't I know the HTML secret??

Who wants some Xbox souffle?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on November 23, 2002, 05:10:48 PM
I read that in Ep. 3 Jar Jar will become Anakin's padawan learner! Ha! Imagine him with a Lightsaber! Oh CashCrazed your animated gif is cool! Check out some of mine (some are mario others are not.) at www.geocities.com/super_mario123187/marioparadise. Go there and click on the link to the animation station

If you''re happy and you know it say a swear!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 23, 2002, 05:58:30 PM
DIE XBOX DIE!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on November 23, 2002, 06:22:35 PM
O.K. folkse the new Realm of Death is here! With a better title, story, and rules it should work out well. Go sighn up. The more the better.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 24, 2002, 12:03:30 AM
Okie Dokie then! As long as we're advertising stuff, go read BORED-MKIII GX! It's almost hilarious! And add your own parts!

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 24, 2002, 12:04:54 AM
Oh, and that would be funny if Jar Jar was a Jedi... OHH HEHOOHEEHAAHAHHAOAHOAAOOAOOo0o0oOo00OOoo0O

Ooh Heh
Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on November 25, 2002, 05:32:16 PM
Even better, he is secretly a Sith!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 26, 2002, 12:03:43 AM
He's not intelligent enough for that.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi Girl on November 27, 2002, 01:29:02 PM
I highly doubt Jar Jar would become a Sith, but if he were to become a Jedi, he would be killed because when Anakin turned into Vader, he hunted down and killed all the Jedi except for Yoda who went to live on the Dagoba system and Obi Wan who went into hiding.

So if what you read is true Super Mario 123187 then Jar Jar will die!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 27, 2002, 11:54:50 PM
Dagobah is spelled with an H at the end.
Well, since you're back, I'll add you to my list.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on November 28, 2002, 10:50:40 AM
Happy Turkey-Day! I finished an Animated GIF of Luigi beating Mario like in Super Smash Bros! It's pretty neat, although it took me all day yesterday. Luckily I was off school yesterday. I used the Mario and Luigi from SMAS+SMW. Ahh, the magic of emulators...



Edited by - Super Mario 123187 on 11/28/2002 8:54:57 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 28, 2002, 09:43:03 PM
Happy Touchdown yourself!
Wait a second...   (TD)
Hmm... why would they be fighting?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on November 29, 2002, 05:40:28 PM
They're fighting because they're brothers and that's what brothers do. Older brother beats little guy up, little bro tell daddy, daddy makes sure it never happens again...;)

It's the laws of life. Been around since the days of cavemen, only they found more painful things than fists...

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.

Sue successfull. I''d be looking forward to a lot of Japanese text in video games since their main translator quit for letting me push them around. Oh well, I could hire my own translator now!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on November 29, 2002, 10:54:07 PM
Ah... That is true about the little brother/big brother thing, but I ask you this:What happens when the big brother threatens the little brother that if he tells, the big brother will pound him! What would you do in a situation like that? Be a snitch and get pounded, or dont and still get pounded!?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 29, 2002, 11:57:33 PM
Neither. You go play Smash Bros. to see who wins.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on December 02, 2002, 05:55:24 PM
Hey guys! I'm back! Did yall miss me? sorry i havnt posted in a while...did anyone miss me? of course yall did, NO ONE CAN LIVE WITHOUT ME! jk...oh yah, fludd is right, big bro beats up little bro, little bro tells dad, dad stops big bro and allows window of opportunity for little bro to rise up and from a mutiny and TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!! GWA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! sorry...lookie, new sig!!

NO ONE CAN REACH MY SUPREMICY, NO ONE!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 02, 2002, 06:48:58 PM
No one? I have an entire army!














                                                           












Edited by - CashCrazed on 12/2/2002 4:55:23 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on December 02, 2002, 07:36:13 PM
Funny! Please join D.S.F and how about this. Big bro. beats up little bro. little bro. doesnt tell dad but instead impales big bro. and his chick with a spear as they do da nasty with a pillow case tied over your head.....what why are you all staring...what?!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 02, 2002, 10:37:43 PM
And then savage cave people come and attack Ooze with spiked clubs... but it turns into a big mess since Ooze is made of ooze...

And actually, Lord Duke (we gotta get you a nickname or somethin'), it's supremacy. Just because I'm your friendly neighborhood "typo-condriac". HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 03, 2002, 04:10:24 PM
Uh, I hate to ask about this, but I was wondering, does any one have Game Maker? I saw a link for it in the mailbag... I wanted to know does any one know how I can make a Mario object so it can move back and forth, but not side to side or back through time....Oops, I'm rambling on and on again....... Well, Does any one know how can I make it so Mario doesn't just run off the screen? Pretty Please? With sugar on top?

......LINE!......
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 04, 2002, 12:32:00 AM
Sorry, can't help ya.


...It's my birthday... yippidy doodaa... only problem is that the nicest cutest most lovely girl in the world couldn't come to dinner with me and my family... she's so ...SOMETHING... but she had to do something with her family elsewhere... *sigh*
But anyway... other than that, it was pretty good... And Super Mario 123187... you think YOU ramble..

Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 04, 2002, 05:48:34 PM
I said I ramble. I didnt say I rambled alot, Unlike some.....*Stares in Chupperson's direction.*

......LINE!......
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 04, 2002, 06:06:37 PM
Hmmmm.. You sure have an "interesting" business page. I'm sure glad I know what Chup is made of. Heh heh..
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 04, 2002, 06:07:25 PM
Hmmmm.. You sure have an "interesting" business page. I'm sure glad I know what Chup is made of. Heh heh..
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 04, 2002, 06:09:43 PM
Hmmmm.. You sure have an "interesting" business page. I'm sure glad I know what Chup is made of. Heh heh..
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sailor Saturneon on December 04, 2002, 06:50:45 PM
Um, hi, I'm new. *Orders Super Soda*

Just curious, I've been hearing that Super Mario RPG may be coming to the GBA. I hope so. THe sad truth is, I never had an SNES, so I never played Mario RPG.

Sailor Saturn/Espeon: Sailor Saturneon.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 04, 2002, 11:31:13 PM
Well, that's not a problem. Just get ZSnes! (or Snes9x if you have a Mac)

Heh. You know, I haven't updated that business page in like four years. I really need to jazz it up some. The "Jason Brown" mentioned on that page (who I haven't seen in like a year or so... all my friends except 4 are pretty well gone... anyway...) came up with this pseudonym... we like being weird, and I am a "Chup person"... so there you have it... strange, eh?

Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on December 05, 2002, 07:36:55 PM
Hmmm...im thinking about getting my name changed...but im not sure to what though. Optimus_Prime or maybe...oh i dunno...somethin'.

NO ONE CAN REACH MY SUPREMACY, NO ONE!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 05, 2002, 11:03:28 PM
I think you should keep the one you have. Everybody knows who you are.

Eeh hee hee hee hee!!! Not everything means what it seems... . . . Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 06, 2002, 12:26:44 AM
Testing new sig... repeat, this is only a test...

What you own is your own kingdom, what you do is your own glory.
What you love is your own power, what you live is your own story...

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/5/2002 10:29:02 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 06, 2002, 03:03:49 PM
Sorry bout that triple post. And I figured out how to keep Mario from running off the screen and now, I can control Nintendo's Italian Stallion! Oh Yeah!!!!!! I used the same script as that from the Pac Man demo game they have on the program to have Mario run on one side and pop out on the other side. Course it did take me three hours to do this. Eh, Now that thats under my belt I ought to work on making Mario jump. Any ideas?

......LINE!......
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on December 06, 2002, 06:42:48 PM
huh? what r u talking about? is this some game that your making? if so, then instead of bowser as the final boss, make it like this cute little bunny with guns and knives and stuff like that.

NO ONE CAN REACH MY SUPREMACY, NO ONE!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 06, 2002, 10:56:23 PM
Oh, the game you're making. I haven't worked on mine since school started..........
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 06, 2002, 11:06:41 PM
No... make it Lavos. That would be cool. He'd be like unbeatable and too big to fit on the screen...
Then again, that's not such a great idea.

What you own is your own kingdom, what you do is your own glory.
What you love is your own power, what you live is your own story...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 06, 2002, 11:48:35 PM
There goes the last DJ,
Who plays what he wants to play,
And says what he wants to say, hey hey hey

And there goes your freedom of choice,
There goes the last human voice

There goes the last DJ

Sorry, just had to sing that.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/6/2002 9:49:21 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on December 07, 2002, 12:59:45 AM
My internet has been out for many a day.So making a mario game eh. I have RPG Maker for the PS 1 but the stupid thing is too limited to do anything with but make funny games. Hey Ive got a final boss idea. A large evil yet cartoonish koopa looking cyborg who takes many hours to beat and has a large arsenal of weapons. Lasers,missles,machine guns, and maybe a poison mushroom canon? When you defeat it, it explodes revealing Bowser who does that goin nuts thing he does at the end of SMW and falls off the screen. Or is the thing youre using to limited for that? Anyway it's just a suggestion. I have lots of neat level ideas. We're all here to help.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on December 07, 2002, 11:14:36 AM
Yay! i get to help in deciding the future of a video game! Oh, oh, ive always wanted to do this! speakin' of which, dontcha think that the "Madden 20--" games should have like a team made up of marios or mario players or maybe a whole team of just john madden himself, i can see it now! "Madden passes to Madden, Who does a lateral to the best man on the field, John Madden, who goes on to make a touch down! The 'Real All-Madden' team wins the game in overtime!!" Ya...

NO ONE CAN REACH MY SUPREMACY, NO ONE!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 07, 2002, 10:50:08 PM
Man... that would be weird. Hilarious, but weird...
Like Mega Man's Soccer...
They oughta make Smash Bros. Sports games... that would be so cool! All the different Nintendo characters to choose from and customize your team...
A Smash Bros. RPG would be awfully cool too...
I'm just full of ideas today...

What you own is your own kingdom, what you do is your own glory.
What you love is your own power, what you live is your own story...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 08, 2002, 12:45:32 AM
Well, it looks like we've got another pstcho in General Chat. Don't reply to anything of his.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 08, 2002, 03:27:47 PM
Sorry for my presence, I am merely bumping all the relevant topics above these annoying pictures (Half of which don't work).

Don't mind me.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on December 08, 2002, 10:29:35 PM
so what do you guys want for Christmas? i know what i want. A PANDA WITH AMAZING SOUND AND AWESOME GRAPHICS! ALL YOUR FRIENDS WANT ONE! A STUPID PANDA!!! (inside joke) anyways, ya SSB:RPG would be a really cool game, but im not sure about the sports thing though. oh well, your imagination...

NO ONE CAN REACH MY SUPREMACY, NO ONE!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 08, 2002, 10:34:42 PM
I want a drum set, but I'm not going to get one. I might be getting a game or two, and I want to complete my Oz book collection (all 14 original books by L. Frank Baum)... I want Animal Crossing and a GBA-GCN link cable and an e-Reader...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on December 09, 2002, 12:12:03 AM
I want a PS2 and GTA Vice City. My relatives always give me either WAL MART gift cards or cash so I'll probably pick up a new GCN game possibly SMS or maybe SFA. CW you are the only guy I have ever known who collects the Oz books and has the guts to say it aloud.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on December 09, 2002, 05:05:44 PM
I want Animal Crossing and a GBA-GCN link cable and an e-Reader...


Me too.  I also want Star Wars Action Figures.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on December 09, 2002, 08:53:40 PM
I'm so drunk, I love this bar.
[edited for content]

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/7/2004 6:45:43 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 09, 2002, 09:15:47 PM
You're a freak, you know that?

I want an optical mouse, no more breaking the trackball on my mouse after whipping it into my compu--- I mean, "dropping" it. Yes, that's it.

Did I mention how sick you are?

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 09, 2002, 10:14:34 PM
GAH, I thought we were done with all that "drunkness" business. And marioguy must be looped.
Anyway, the Oz books are really pretty cool and weird. And I only need two more.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/7/2004 6:49:31 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on December 10, 2002, 06:46:46 PM
Mario g a y, you sick little...ARRRRGGGH!!!  It's ppl like you that make me sick, this is supposed to be an appropriate site for everyone, and your turning it into a porno novel!! stupid...AHHH! I HATE PEOPLE LIKE YOU!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on December 10, 2002, 06:59:47 PM
Hmmmmmm marioguy's not moving... (takes broom and pokes him with it) ooohhh I dont think he's well..YAY!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 10, 2002, 07:12:49 PM
Quoth Princess Toadstool: (SMRPG)

Ugh! Ignore that idiot!

Anyway, It appears Deezer or DD or another mod got rid of those pictures, that's nice. Good to see there is a least some moderation going on here...

And if marioguy is really dead, It's nice to see that he'll be going to the 6th pit of the 8th circle of Hell (Dante's Inferno)... I'll let you find out what I am alluding to there, but there is a post he made on the G&W4 topic that is relevant to my last comment.

Meh, hell with it. He's a hypocrite. (Read Dante's Inferno. It's a great book, in my opinion.)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on December 10, 2002, 07:29:21 PM
When did Yoshi Girl leave? I'm not gay I'm a boy and I think a girl is ***y that's the oppisite of gay you brainless moron!!! @$$hole.

It's ah me Marioguy
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on December 10, 2002, 08:06:45 PM
horray for me! i know how to use flash, ive made my first video of noteworthy length. the rest of them were short and cheap, but really funny...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 10, 2002, 09:56:24 PM
too bad flash costs around $500(see macromedia site). how do u afford that anyway?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 10, 2002, 11:21:23 PM
You can get a free demo version, and even make real Flash files.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on December 10, 2002, 11:41:37 PM
I want Metroid Prime & Fusion, LOZ:ALttP/FS, LOZ: LA DX, Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, and Stra Was: the Clone Wars.

Oh, and a TV. One with a built-in VCR and A/V jacks in the front, for rapid Nintendo system alternation, and a GC/GBA cable, for SA2:B, and LOZ:TWW when it comes out in Feb.

BTW, this is probably old news by now, but did you guys read about Pikmin 2 and Mario 128? Heh. Mario 128. I wonder what kind of lame excuse Nintendo has this time for so many clones of a main character (assuming that is the case)? *cough*cough*zeldafourswords*cough*sneeze*

Gosh, that bug going around these days is horrible! ;)

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.

Sue successfull. I''d be looking forward to a lot of Japanese text in video games since their main translator quit for letting me push them around. Oh well, I could hire my own translator now!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on December 11, 2002, 05:08:46 PM
well, see...the trick to me getting the flash program and not paying is that...i didnt. Ya see, my older friend(hes more of a big brother to me) works at dell, and he got me a whole bunch of macromedia programs and some office program, which i assume has stuff like front page (a microsoft program that allows ppl to make website, pretty basic stuff) or powerpoint. i dont know, i havnt installed it into my cpu yet. so now i have Flash MX, Fireworks MX, and DreamWeaver MX. THE NEWEST VERSIONS!! cant you also buy a CD of flash or anyother program and install it in, instead of downloading it and having to pay per month...i dunno.

NO ONE CAN REACH MY SUPREMACY, NO ONE!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 11, 2002, 07:35:54 PM
-----WARNING, SOMEWHAT LENGTHY TYRADE!-----
(In other words, Ignore this if you don't want to read it. And you all know who this is aimed at.)

Ok, I seriously don't mind being called an "@$$hole", as you so bluntly put it because I do act like that occaisionally, but I am NOT a "brainless moron". If I were stupid I would have killed myself by now. So, lay off my only desirable trait! (Yes, I am ugly, unsociable, and hateful, and other things that make me a overall waste of person, but absolutely NOT stupid.)

That is the only way you can insult me.

(OH WAIT, I FORGOT! You're a HYPOCRITE!!!!)

Your opinions don't matter to me anymore! I made it a personal goal to not take ANYTHING that any hypocrite says seriously! So, back off, your opinions are flawed and have no meaning anymore.

(In layman's English: Your opinions SUCK.)

Go ahead, say whatever you want about me now. Your opinions don't mean a d@mn thing to me.

Personally, I don't mind if you "insult" me, so long as what you are saying is true. I am NOT a brainless moron. And if I made a typo, and you decide to be so VERY HELPFUL and point it out, I will point out EVERY typo I see on the boards that you make. I know that I make mistakes. That doesn't make me STUPID. Everyone screws up sometimes.

------END OF TYRADE (kind of)------

Well, back on topic.

Errrrrr, I have nothing to add to the topic. Sorry, but my animation skills are seriously lacking, and I don't care for Flash. MS Paint is where I shine.

-----RESTART OF TYRADE-----

(No, this is not being a hypocrite. See, I complained about your "Off-Topic" posting because you though my thread was off-topic, and you posted something even DUMBER here. I KNOW that I stray off-topic a lot.)

I AM NOT STUPID!

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 11, 2002, 09:56:29 PM
Ah Ha Ha! I have created my first game! And it actually WORKS!!Oops, sorry. Must use my indoor voice... You fly a Space ship and you blow up other things and it's pretty difficult!! It's not realy Mario related, but I just like sharing sooooooooooooo much! Any one want a Copy? Its a zip file, so have an unzipper-thingymabopper if you want it.

......LINE!......
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 11, 2002, 09:56:29 PM
The Zip file is only 667KB! It's better than its original size of 1.44 MB!
......LINE!......

Edited by - Super Mario 123187 on 12/11/2002 8:08:46 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 12, 2002, 12:16:24 AM
DANG! I MISSED THE 888th REPLY!! *sob*

Uhh... sounds like it's like Asteroids or Zerowing. I might try it sometime.

Hmm... replying to someone else, I, too wouldn't mind some Star Wars action figures... I want the Mara Jade figure...
She's my favorite Star Wars character...
Hmm, do I notice a pattern forming here? Krystal, Marle, Mara Jade... Ah well.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 12, 2002, 03:28:45 PM
Was one of mine the 888th? If it was, sorry!
Umm, my game is sort of like Space Invaders, cept in this you're flying through space and you can move anywhere on the screen. I used midi files from Wing Commander on the SNES. It's music is neat-o!

......LINE!......
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: shroommaster on December 12, 2002, 03:56:18 PM
Lets get back to the bar here.
I don't drink, but an IncaCola would do nicely!
-got any mushrooms? Or toadstool like veggies around???

Toad is da best!

Edited by - shroommaster on 12/14/2002 1:36:12 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 12, 2002, 08:27:50 PM
.... I've forgotten to order a lemonade WITH ice in over two months! One Lemonade please! Oh Shroommaster? Heh, you like Toad? Well there is a lot of people who think "little" of him!*Snicker snicker* You picked a winner though. People like him come in "short" quanty! He! He! He! He! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! *Snort*Ha! Ha! Ha!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 12, 2002, 08:29:43 PM
Oops, double post.

He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!

Edited by - Super Mario 123187 on 12/12/2002 6:31:33 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 12, 2002, 10:15:41 PM
Here ya go, you two.
Hmm... that seems to be all I have to say for now.

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 13, 2002, 11:53:17 PM
Awhoogah!

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 15, 2002, 12:56:50 AM
Here we are again. No one but me keeps this topic alive. You should all be so grateful. (End of selfish whining...sorta)

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 15, 2002, 05:51:25 PM
Around Christmas it should pick up. Maybe everyone will get tanked and have a "Merry" Christmas!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on December 15, 2002, 06:37:31 PM
Another Able Juice please...

And by the way, I have always wondered... in SMS, why does Il Pantisissimo (the short dude you race) get Shadow Mario's paintbrush?  Does it mean anything, or is it just there?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on December 15, 2002, 09:28:17 PM
Well, its only 10 days till CHRISTmas, and finals are coming up! WAHT AM I GONNA DO!! oh ya, i made an eskimo bob fan video (Original: www.eskimobob.com) but my fan video is really cool. ill mail it to anyone who wants it

Keep it spoony ;)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 15, 2002, 09:35:12 PM
Well, I have nothing to complain about, so I have nothing to say.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 15, 2002, 10:19:41 PM
I'm not that worried aabout my finals because I usually do okay on most of them even without studying. The exception is history.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 15, 2002, 11:35:28 PM
Finals?
One who wields the Power Cosmic need not trifle with such trivialities!
Yup, Christmas is soon... maybe I'll get some ...uhh ...something...
Like cash. Or games. Or action figures. Or comic book collections. I need a part-time job. I only have $23 right now, because my somewhat steady stream of work has dissolved due to a long story involving the Spa business.

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 15, 2002, 11:38:41 PM
Hey, do you realize that this topic has been going for exactly 6 months today? And it has 903 replies!

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/15/2002 9:40:37 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: shroommaster on December 16, 2002, 03:50:52 PM
Hey, who is eskimo bob anway????

Toad is da best!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 17, 2002, 12:26:19 AM
He is an internet cartoon character.

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 17, 2002, 09:42:46 PM
Hey Insane Steve, TU......I mean another forum actually has a bug! Come look, I edited someone else's post in the general board.

Look in word association page 23

Edited by - CashCrazed on 12/17/2002 7:49:41 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 17, 2002, 11:31:51 PM
I gotta see this.

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 18, 2002, 04:06:57 PM
Now I know how to reply to locked topics there. A little tricky, that one.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 19, 2002, 12:33:40 AM
You must have even more free time than me!
And that's saying something.

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 19, 2002, 08:49:38 PM
I have no homework almost every day, I never study, I don't belong to any extracurricular activities, and I almost never have to go out of my house for anything other than school. That's how much free time I have.

Yo, Insane Steve, you there?

Edited by - CashCrazed on 12/19/2002 6:50:06 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 19, 2002, 09:15:22 PM
I feel like I should grab the 911th reply while it's open.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on December 19, 2002, 10:23:13 PM
Could you image if Yoshi Girl gets an email for everyone of these posts.  912 emails.  Is Yoshi Girl even here anymore.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 20, 2002, 12:47:19 AM
I doubt she does, and she hasn't been here for several weeks.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on December 20, 2002, 12:55:05 AM
I hate my internet service!!!! Well anyway I saw LOTR The Two Towers twice on the 18th and I strongly urge anyone and everyone to go. That is unless youre a moron. Though I dont think any of you are so GO! Even non fans came out of this smiling. Oh dear god it was awesome! By the way what bands do all of you like? Im just curios. I'll tell you mine. Note that I only kinda of like a few of these bands I'll post those ones IN ALL CAPS.  Ozzy,Dio,Black Sabbath, Kansas, TooL, KISS, Metallica, Van Halen, ROB ZOMBIE, MARYLIN MANSON, Alice Cooper, Wierd Al. Whew now please tell me yours.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: shroommaster on December 21, 2002, 09:41:07 AM
I listen to MXPX, John Rueben, DC Talk, Good Charlotte, POD, New Found Glory, and several others.

Toad is da best!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 21, 2002, 09:00:16 PM
I don't listen to any bands
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 22, 2002, 01:19:18 AM
I'll be going to see The Two Towers shortly... (like maybe tomorrow, which will be today by the time you read this...)
Anyway, the bands I like are Yes, Moody Blues, Kansas, and other various prog-rock bands... I like Rush, but some of their stuff is kinda bad, but their late 70s and all of the 80s stuff is great. Heck yeah, I like Weird Al... I like about half of Creed's stuff, and the other half I think is pretty bad, Tom Petty is good, I like some of the Red Hot Chili Peppers (like maybe 3 or 4 of their songs... and that's it), I like Todd Rundgren, but some of his stuff is like "huh?", and I like Green Day, and umm... Matchbox Twenty is alright, and other various bands too numerous to mention, mainly because I've only heard one of their songs.

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 22, 2002, 10:18:15 AM
I haven't seen Insane Steve for about 4 days now...........where is he?(IS, see the previous page for what I did)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on December 22, 2002, 02:05:32 PM
I couldn't find "word association" much less page 23.  CC, what is the url?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 22, 2002, 04:29:15 PM
I'm not here! Go away!

(I had a long swim meet, so I didn't post for a few days)

As for the "bug", I am amused. I assmue it has to do with all those weird numbers in the URLs.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 23, 2002, 12:03:23 AM
I saw it in the general board, listed as "word association 3".
Oh yeah, and I forgot to say that I kinda like U2 also.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/22/2002 10:04:26 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Gooch on December 23, 2002, 07:45:13 AM
I'm a big U2 fan.

It''s-a me, Mario !
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 23, 2002, 11:54:13 AM
Now I can delete posts there too. I still can't get into the admin functions though.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 23, 2002, 09:43:30 PM
Hey! It's time for the holidays! Let us bust out the Egg Nog!! Yip! Yip! Yahooo! I don't realy care for egg nog actually. I am a fan of Weird Al Yankovich. His songs are funny.
*starts humming "The Night Santa Went Crazy"*

He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 23, 2002, 09:48:34 PM
Weird Al is great.

I just have to say that.

Music? No comment. I REFUSE to tell ANYONE my musical preferences. The only thing I am saying about music is that I hope Destiny's Child dies in a plane crash. SOON. Those feminist hypocritical PIGS don't deserve to live.

I have spoken. (You flame that opinion, I defend vehemently. That simple. And if you can't define "vehemently", you really shouldn't argue with me.)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 23, 2002, 10:01:11 PM
Hey! It's time for the holidays! Let us bust out the Egg Nog!! Yip! Yip! Yahooo! I don't realy care for egg nog actually. I am a fan of Weird Al Yankovich. His songs are funny.
*starts humming "The Night Santa Went Crazy"*

He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 23, 2002, 10:13:41 PM
That had to be the longest time between a double post I have seen in my life.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on December 23, 2002, 11:24:24 PM
I like rap. MY fav ones are Xzibit, Ludacris, Fabolous, Busta Rhymes, 50 Cent, Obie Trice, Petey Pablo, and Nelly sort of.

For christmas I wanna get Metroid Fusion, a NetMD Player, some kick ass clothes from Athletes World, and a new computer.

And if marioguy does anything more here to bug anyone, I will admin_slay his face and cut his balls off with a dull knife

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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 23, 2002, 11:35:38 PM
GAH, why do you have such an obsession with ...those...? As well as clothes....
Clothes. What a useless desire. 90% of my clothes are old hand-me-downs.

Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday, to you
Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday ... to you
Now I can't remember the words to that song... oh well.
You guys seen UHF? That thing is a laugh riot. Like the part where those Oriental dudes come out of the storage room and say "SUPPLISE!" And... uhh... just to keep up my reputation as Mr. Anti-Typo Boy, his name is Yankovic. No H.
I like "My Baby's in Love with Eddie Vedder".
Oh yeah, *~*Stealth-LinK*~*, what about the Beastie Boys?

Oh, and I hope I'm not the only other person here who can define "vehemently".

"Thus has it ever been! Thus shall it ever be!"

If people don`t appreciate good taste, that`s their own problem.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/24/2002 10:33:50 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 24, 2002, 11:02:02 PM
Good. No one is offended by my anti-Destiny's Child views.

Oh yes, C. W. I HAVE to do this. Oriental is always capitalized. It is a proper adjective.

. .
W

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 25, 2002, 12:35:20 AM
Noted and edited. Thanks for catching that for me. Heh.

Merry Christmas!

If people don`t appreciate good taste, that`s their own problem.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/24/2002 10:36:19 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on December 25, 2002, 09:44:40 AM
I am using my brand spankin' new computer I got for christmas!!!!!!!!!

And the Beastie Boys suck major ballz0rz

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w00t! I r0x0rz, j00 sux0rz, j00 n00bs can sux0rz my nutz0rz cuz I r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 25, 2002, 10:28:36 PM
Heh... we got a new computer for Christmas... but that was three years ago...
But I got Animal Crossing this year. It be cool.

If people don`t appreciate good taste, that`s their own problem.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 28, 2002, 12:53:10 AM
And today I got a big SFA poster from Wal*Mart... FOR FREE! And the lady at the electronics department said they were going to throw it away anyway... so SCORE!
So look at it here:
http://matthewenterprises.tripod.com/coolposter.jpg
...I need to get a better picture of it, but it's cool!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: metalmallow on December 28, 2002, 01:04:54 AM
What did u guys get for x-mas? I got Super Mario Sunshine and Need For Speed and other stuff like clothes.

 L is real 2041!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 28, 2002, 06:32:17 PM
I posted what I got for Christmas on another thread somewhere.

Mario level editor *Drool*

And oh yea, that is a really cool poster. Lucky -explitive-.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 28, 2002, 11:00:08 PM
*smiles pleasantly, sorta...* Thanks... I think. :-) It's cool because parts of it are glossy, and parts of it are matte, and it makes the light do interesting things... and I need to get a picture of it using a light source other than a camera flash... then you can see all the details that the image I posted lacked.
Speaking of level editors, I have several... which don't work... mainly the SMB3 ones... *sudden realization* Maybe it's because I have the file set to read-only? I'll have to go check...

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 12/28/2002 9:09:34 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 29, 2002, 12:16:56 PM
Why do people always make new accounts when they forget their password? Because they can just as easily use the password reminder.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on December 29, 2002, 07:49:01 PM
Ya, but then they some times forget the answer to the question that reminds them of their password, so its a complicated thing...

NO ONE CAN REACH MY SUPREMACY, NO ONE!!!!

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 12/29/2002 5:51:00 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 29, 2002, 09:37:53 PM
There! Now, if you go to the address I put up there before, you'll get a much less obscured view of the poster. I finally got all the double-sided tape off the thing, so I can affix it to my ceiling in a better fashion!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: *~*Stealth-LinK*~* on December 30, 2002, 02:40:49 AM
I'm burning a bunch of mix rap Cds for the hell of it. AND I,M GONNA SELL IM HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH 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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on December 30, 2002, 05:35:00 PM
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NO ONE CAN REACH MY SUPREMACY, NO ONE!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 30, 2002, 06:02:12 PM
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Yep. I am bored.

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: metalmallow on December 30, 2002, 09:45:48 PM
It would be cool if Young Link was in a Got Milk? commercial!

 L is real 2041!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 31, 2002, 01:17:20 AM
Yeah, well my time for Seconds, Anyone? is 1.13". Can anybody beat that?
Oh yeah, the Forum Maintenance Service called.
They said that if you people didn't voluntarily break your posts down into page-length lines, they might
have to come and do it themselves. *threatening stare*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 31, 2002, 10:03:19 AM
What is "Seconds, Anyone"?

My best accomplishment right now is beating the Kirby Superstar Arena without taking ANY tomatoes or using ANY helper.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 31, 2002, 05:30:44 PM
I haven't had any accomplishments for a while. I sucked at Kirby Superstar Arena mode. Especially against that enemy that was a ripoff of an RPG, can't remember it's name.

Red Dragon scratches!
Kirby attacks!
Does 18 damage to Red Dragon!

I think that is how it went. I hate that fight.

(I only rented the game, and that was about 2 years ago. Don't blame me if there was something wrong with this post.)

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on December 31, 2002, 05:59:03 PM
Happy Birthday to me! Happy Birthday to me! If you can't guess, today is my birthday!! I got LOZ:A Link To the Past on GBA!

He who fills his pockets with the rocks of misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 31, 2002, 07:09:32 PM
The RPG battle boss? That's the EASIEST boss. I got a thought after seeing you post that, and I accomplished it: beating the RPG boss with my eyes closed and only using my right hand.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 31, 2002, 07:30:00 PM
You earned 296 experience points.
You eanred 4 Exam score points!
You earned 2 Honesty points!
You earned 4 Fever points!
You earned 2 Courage points!
You earned 4 Happy Smile points!
You earned 3 Love points!
...Anyway, I don't know if that is the one or something else... I don't know of an arena thing. But I do know of the RPG thing in The Great Cave Offensive.

Anyway, Seconds, Anyone? is an Event Match in SSBM where you have to beat Captain Falcon in less than seven seconds.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on December 31, 2002, 08:42:40 PM
The one in the GCO is the EASY one(slime, doll, witch). I did that on the HARDER one(witch, knight, dragon).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 31, 2002, 09:13:17 PM
Amusing. I always had a really hard time with that boss. Don't ask me why.

Oh yea, well, well... my best lap for Frappe Snowland in MK64 is 5.50 seconds! so... HA!

I don`t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 31, 2002, 10:45:40 PM
Chupperson Weird: I got 1.15" on Seconds, Anyone!
Lizard Dude: Cool, I got 1.05" about 1 minute ago. Haha.

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 01, 2003, 11:11:15 PM
Hmm.... rrgh
Well... We'll see who's the winner... tomorrow...
Happy New *hic* Year! I drank too *hic* much Sprite! And Root Beer!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on January 03, 2003, 10:21:49 PM
Howdy Y'all! Just seeing something.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on January 03, 2003, 10:21:55 PM
Ha! Double post! I knew it! But I cant figure out why.

Edited by - Super Mario 123187 on 1/3/2003 8:24:46 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 03, 2003, 10:49:48 PM
And you're sure you didn't click it twice? Do you have a button on your mouse set to double-click? Is your computer weird?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 03, 2003, 10:54:13 PM
Yep. And you also triple posted your one topic. Ah well. I sum it up to computer lag.

Anyways, I don't have a GameCube, so I CAN'T beat you both in Seconds, Anyone?. How disappointing. I still want to see someone beat the 5.50 lap in Frappe Snowland.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 04, 2003, 12:07:18 AM
Want me to try? I bet I could...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 04, 2003, 05:03:39 PM
I'd like to see this. I am exactly 0.10 seconds off the current WORLD RECORD lap of 5.40 seconds. I'd like to see you beat that.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on January 04, 2003, 05:10:29 PM
Beat the world record then. Then we'll be amazed.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 04, 2003, 05:23:14 PM
A world record? I'd like to know your secret! I wont tell anyone I swear.. Heh heh heh. Oops! *How can I tell them I can't control what type?*

Moo!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on January 04, 2003, 05:40:21 PM
Hey CW, I need a little help over here (just put your second one to mr. awesome)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on January 04, 2003, 05:43:23 PM
How is that possible getting a lap of 5.40???

I bet you did something like ya jump over a wall or something....

Happy Haunting!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on January 04, 2003, 05:59:29 PM
What are we talkin' about?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 04, 2003, 09:19:32 PM
Ok, let's clear up a few things.

1. I don't have a World Record time. I have a 5.50, the record is 5.40.

2. There are no walls to jump. There is a glitch/trick you need to know, and it is hard to discover. It can only be done on the third lap too.

3. My best 3 lap is only 28.93. That is about 7 or 8 seconds off the world record. I forgot the 3-lap record, all I know is that I am way off it.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 04, 2003, 09:32:26 PM
Mmmkay, CashCrazed. What the heck.
You know, [you know where] has a lot more glitches and stuff than this board. Not loopholes, but glitches.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 04, 2003, 09:43:13 PM
I have a couple questions:

1. Above, CashCrazed has a link in his post. If HTML does not work in the forums like Deezer said, how is this possible?

2. On the first page of this thread, there is a post by Darkside that was edited by Chupperson and a post by Screech that was edited by CashCrazed. How does this work? Do Chupperson and CashCrazed have "special powers"?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 04, 2003, 09:45:42 PM
*Twilight Zone music plays*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on January 05, 2003, 04:02:05 AM
Yes Watoad, Chupperson & Cashcrazed lernt Bowser magic.

King of Pink, That's Me!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on January 05, 2003, 11:00:03 AM
A lot of people have these "powers". They are actually loopholes in the board format.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 05, 2003, 12:20:33 PM
Loopholes? How exactly do you edit someone else's post? Well, you don't have to be TOO exact, or else I'll be able to do it myself (right?). Also, why would you want to?

I would be interested to know how you got the link in there, though. Would you mind sharing the knowledge? You would definitely have my appreciation.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on January 05, 2003, 04:50:19 PM
Oh well, I'll just talk to myself.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 05, 2003, 08:29:35 PM
Since CashCrazed isn't here right now, Watoad, I'll just say that you must know a certain piece of information to edit someone else's post. Why you would want to... well, it's really only good for stopping flame wars or just being mean. As for the HTML secret, CashCrazed won't budge because it's a very dangerous secret.
I posted a good deal about this stuff in this topic last night, but somehow, it seems to have been erased. How odd.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 05, 2003, 09:21:35 PM
Eidting others' posts isn't hard to learn at all. Even I can do it.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 1/5/2003 7:22:24 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 05, 2003, 09:38:43 PM
Don't ENCOURAGE people to try! You want Frostbite to leave again?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 05, 2003, 09:41:15 PM
No, I don't. Ok, I'll stop. Grrrrr...

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 05, 2003, 09:45:28 PM
Well, as long as you, CashCrazed, and anyone else who knows this top-secret information don't use it to be mean to others, I guess there's nothing to worry about. Thank you very much for answering my questions.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on January 05, 2003, 10:03:43 PM
frostbite came back?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 05, 2003, 11:38:42 PM
You didn't know?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on January 05, 2003, 11:39:38 PM
I am glad to see the frostbite is back.  I should have never let the Editing trick out of the bag, but wish I new the HTML secret.  I thought I had it once, but after refreshing the page it didn't work.

I would like a tall glass of shroom juice and a bowl of koopa soup please.  Oh yeah, and Marioson would like a fuzzy peach.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 06, 2003, 06:10:04 PM
Question: I saw that frostbite came back, but when, where, and why?

Note: I still am the champion of Seconds, Anyone?.

Note: All this talk of the Code Wars is making me nervous...

Note: At least that SSBM IS SO ****ING COOL!!!! topic went away...

Note: The only good product of the Code Wars was my signature. :)

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 06, 2003, 07:59:46 PM
Who wants a copy of my new version of Space Shoutout(the game I made, mentioned earlier in this topic)? I made a ship select, differnt difficulty settings, and even the ability to change music tracks during the game(snazzy!)!!

Moo!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 06, 2003, 09:03:53 PM
Here's your tall glass of Shroom Juice and bowl of Koopa Soup, Luigison.

Anyway, Lizard Dude, the most probable reason that frostbite came back is that he wanted to. Beyond that, I dare not speculate. He's only posting in a few topics right now.

And Dairy King, how big is the file again?

P.S. It was SSBM IS SO **** COOL, not ****ing. (And yeah, I typed asterisks.)

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/6/2003 7:05:13 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on January 07, 2003, 05:08:25 PM
Now I can lock threads, sticky threads, and lock polls at that forum! I even recently hacked into the password-protected staff board! The admins are getting mad.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 07, 2003, 11:32:22 PM
Next thing you know...

BOOM!
You're outta there.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 08, 2003, 10:35:55 PM
YAHOO! I just read that they're going to release Mega Man & Bass on GBA --IN AMERICA!!! Now, I just have to make sure Krystal is in the next Starfox game... and all my gaming worries will be no more...

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/8/2003 8:39:16 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on January 08, 2003, 11:05:48 PM
Samus is much better than Krystal!Samus has missiles & bombs that could easily beat a staff wielding Krystal.

King of Pink, That's Me!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 08, 2003, 11:20:54 PM
You're goin' DOWN, Mister!
Samus may have all the cool gadgets and junk, but Krystal is WAY cooler than Samus'll ever be.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 09, 2003, 10:01:40 AM
Do you really mean "cooler"?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 10, 2003, 12:15:59 AM
Yes, I do. I don't mean she looks better (which she does, anyway, but that's beside the point.)
Samus's strength/power/whatever comes from her Power Suit. She's dependent on a piece of technology. Krystal, on the other hand, is naturally strong and stuff. I just think she's cool. Partly because of her part in the storyline.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 10, 2003, 05:57:02 PM
Makes sense.

Having played no more than a few minutes' worth of SFA or any Metroid game, I don't know much about either character. Hence there is nothing more that I have to contribute to this discussion.

Sorry for the words "hence," "contribute," and "discussion." They just seemed to fall into place.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on January 10, 2003, 07:38:59 PM
This isn't a bar anymore, is it? And what happened to Yoshi Girl?

It's ah me Marioguy
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on January 10, 2003, 07:45:19 PM
Yeah but have you ever seen screenshots of Metroid Prime???Ya get all these cool power-ups like...Morph Ball upgrades &...visor upgrades...in one of the upgrades the thermal visor makes you see like the predator...so really,Samus is way cooler!Sorry Krystal...

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 10, 2003, 09:02:07 PM
The File itself is 1.7 MB, and the zip is 709 KB. Your pick. Sorry it took so long to reply.

Moo!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 10, 2003, 09:03:10 PM
I have no comment. I don't play either game avidly. AT ALL. I am a Mario player, pure and simple. I play MARIO games, and joined this forum for MARIO discussions. I don't know much about Star Fox or Metroid. Or most other games. (Ok, maybe a bit about Donkey Kong, Zelda and Kirby.) That's about it.

Anyway, it seems the bar theme has been lost. As the main bartender has left. Too bad she won't see her topic be only the 2nd (I think) to hit 1,000 posts. Amazing.

(I haven't got my Black Russian. My posts are getting too errrrr... thought out!)

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 10, 2003, 09:32:31 PM
I must now defend my position:

"Yeah but have you ever seen screenshots of Metroid Prime???Ya get all these cool power-ups like...Morph Ball upgrades &...visor upgrades...in one of the upgrades the thermal visor..."

I have not only seen screenshots, I have played the game. The upgrades are cool, sure, but they're not characters. Like I was saying, Samus's "coolness" comes from her gadgets and junk. She's biologically dependent on a piece of technology.
Krystal is much more real to me. She's a character with depth and personality. She interacts with other people!

...I do, however like Samus better now because of Metroid Fusion, where she actually has some thoughts during the game, rather than becoming the mindless avatar all the time for whoever is controlling her, as in previous games (and Metroid Prime.)

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/10/2003 7:35:11 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 10, 2003, 09:34:01 PM
Here's your Black Russian.
Hey, guess what!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 10, 2003, 09:34:31 PM
I
GOT
THE...

999th REPLY!!!!

That's 1000 posts on the Mario Bar! Woohoo!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/10/2003 7:36:31 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 10, 2003, 09:35:51 PM
1000th maybe.

~~You may have the 1,000th POST, but I have the post that officially brought this into the quadruple digit replies.

And what a waste of post it was.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 1/10/2003 7:47:31 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on January 10, 2003, 10:26:14 PM
umm...ok I'm beat.I consider defeat!

Do you know when we die,we''''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 10, 2003, 11:34:04 PM
All I can do now it sit back quietly and smile. Hehe. As Pyrasaur said, "I won't argue Chupperson, I know I'll lose."
...When I'm determined to make my point, no one stands a chance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 11, 2003, 12:30:10 AM
If someone were to make the argument that you have a little hubris in you, would you be able to defeat it, as well?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 11, 2003, 04:20:07 PM
Get me a Lemonade, please! I am planning a sequal to my game(well, an upgrade.). And I need some thoughts about what could be better in it. I know I'm planning power-ups. But what else? Maybe different solar systems to explore? MARIO!!! Sorry, needed to put a Mario reference into my post. My game has a Mario music track in it! I also need better visuals, for like background(and foreground) objects. Help is appreciated! Please, someone want my game........
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on January 11, 2003, 04:52:28 PM
Just got done beating SMB3 straight through(no warping). I beat EVERY level, had a full inventory of rare items(like P-Wings, Tanooki Suits, and Hammer Suits, as well as a few fire flowers), and didn't continue(hell to continuing, I had 79 lives when I finished the game)!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on January 11, 2003, 06:38:14 PM
Oh i forgot to ask for a drink...Ill have a vodka martini, shaken not stirred(lol)

Do you know when we die,we''''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 11, 2003, 10:11:42 PM
WOW!!!!!! All the levels?!?! I have only beat the game cause I had used warps!! Neaty! I wish I had some special talent that no others holds.  Hmmm.... Let's think..... I can't dance, I hate singing(though I catch myself singing to songs while I fiddle around on the computer), I'm not fast, cant realy play sports. The only thin I'm good at is Video Games and drawing! Darn! I think in SSBM I fight at about a level 11, as I can beat the level Nine CPU fighter with relative ease.

I am currently employing for my site. please check it for more details!
www.geocites.com/super_mario123187/marioparadise
Go Bucks!!(I''m an OSU Fan)

Edited by - Dairy King on 1/11/2003 8:18:04 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 11, 2003, 10:18:25 PM
Oops, pressed button more then needed..

Edited by - Dairy King on 1/11/2003 8:20:14 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 11, 2003, 10:18:28 PM
Triple Post! Lemonade Please!

Edited by - Dairy King on 1/11/2003 8:21:56 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 11, 2003, 10:32:17 PM
Chupperson, I'll argue with you ANY DAY. We just need a topic that I know a lot about... (Krystal vs. Samus is really not what I know a whole lot about.) something MARIO related that you think you can back up really well. Did you ever hear me argue? There's some thread somewhere where I tried to prove that Yoshi really hates Mario.

Anyways, I beat SMB3 without warping ONCE. Can't remember how long it took. (Something tells me I had about 80 lives going into World 8, and then I lost a great deal of them there.) All I know is that I had to use a Jugem's Cloud on 7-4, because when I was that age, I couldn't beat that level for some obscure reason. I have no problems with it now, however ... That happened to me with a LOT of levels. (8-2 of SMB1, Tubular and the Sunken Ghost Ship in SMW, Extras 1 and 3 in SMW2, and so on.) Unfortunatly, I still have a strange hard time with 4-4 of SMB2J (The Lost Levels). It shouldn't be THAT hard!

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on January 11, 2003, 10:41:54 PM
So Dairy King is really Super Mario 123187............

The strange thing is, I died the most in World 3, but didn't die AT ALL in World 8.

Edited by - CashCrazed on 1/11/2003 8:45:09 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 11, 2003, 11:04:34 PM
World 3 never gives me problems. 3-3 and 3-8 USED to, now they don't. I do have very minor problems with 3-9. Kind of odd, there....

the 5 hardest NUMBERED (Not fortresses, ships, or other non numbered levels.) levels in SMB3 for me RIGHT now:

1: 8-1. (This level reminds me of an easier version of something I'd design.)
2: 6-6. (Thank God for 6-5.)
3: 7-8 (Another unexplainable one.)
4: 4-5 (Don't ask me. I just die occiasionally in it.)
5: 3-6 (This is just freaky. It's not even that hard! I always make bad errors in it.)

Really weird, that.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 12, 2003, 12:03:53 AM
Watoad: I would not even pursue victory in such a pointless argument.
...Which means, I win by default. *evil grin* Sorry for stealing that, Steve.
But seriously, only an idiot thinks of himself above others. I'm actually quite a shy geek, with only 6 or 7 friends, 2 of which being real, true friends.

PKB, here's your vodka martini, shaken not stirred, that's what James Bond has, isn't it?
And Dairy King 123187 (hehe), here's your lemonade. You want ice with that, I assume? *pulls rope, releasing 27 lbs. of ice onto Dairy King*

I got the Starfox 2 FINAL beta ROM today. I had the early version, but now I have the complete version as well. That game would have been SWEET if they had gone ahead and released it. Still, the storyline was wrong.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/11/2003 10:05:41 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 12, 2003, 12:29:48 AM
If you are putting yourself down by calling yourself a "shy geek" (I never can tell if "geek" is a negative term or just someone who's technical), you needn't. You have more friends than I, both true and not.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 12, 2003, 12:36:08 AM
I really don't know if I have any "True" friends, as defined by someone who never stabs you in the back. I have a lot of people that are friendly to me despite all my messed up genetic flaws, but I really can't fully trust them. (Maybe I'm paranoid.)

Well, in my school, anyway. I have a few friends back where I used to live that I still talk to.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 12, 2003, 12:45:53 AM
No, I'm just telling the truth. I don't see "geek" as a negative term. I'm just stating the facts. I spend 85% of my time with computers or video games. And trying to get a chance to see this girl (who I haven't seen in almost a year. I'm very lonely.) who is one of my two true friends and whom I love dearly. Well, enough with that.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on January 12, 2003, 12:48:28 AM
DK,

I can help with the site.  I have made many sites in the past, but they are all defunct now.

Here are some examples of my work.  If you have a 56k or lower connection you may need to open one at a time and have to wait since geocities has been very slow lately.

The Super Mario Same Game using a free javascript:
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/MarioSameGame/MarioSameGamewTitle.htm

Super Mario Sunshine's Invisible Shines:
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/secretshinestrangness.htm

A banner I made:
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/fdk7UV.gif

An old page from the defunct SweepstakesList.com:
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/best.htm

The above link should open the following if the stupid yahoo/geocities ad doesn't interfer with it.

http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/index4.html?best.htm

The top frame of a thank you page that bookmarks the site:
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/thankyou_topframe.html

The first page I ever built with tables.  Don't ask about my picture.
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/tablepractice.html

An old email newsletter:
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/septnewsletter.htm

A javasript I wrote to open a fullscreen window that can only by closed by Ctrl Alt Del method. WARNING!
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/reopen_nobars.htm

My first personal webpage:
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/personal_homepage.html

A lesson on html indention I gave a guy
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/newindention.htm

The first buttons, java script date code and mouse over code I ever wrote.
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/mouseover.htm

An old feedback form.
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/missing.html

A lesson I gave my father on html lists.
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/listlesson.htm

I code that I wrote to tell you a message if you push a button on your keyboard.
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/keycode.htm

Internet safe colors adapted from another website.
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/internet_safe_colors.html

A funny april fools joke I play on my father.
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/instant_win_game.html

A page of banners.  Notice the stolen TMK javascript and background.  This was use to show someone how deezer did his pixel effect.
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/index3.html

My old house:
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/index.html

An evil page I wrote that trys to open it self up every time and way you try to close it.  Again, you have to wait for the Y!Geocities banner and all of the page to load for it to work.  You have been warned.
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/cantclose.html

A computer I sold:
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/amd.html

This isn't funny.
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/alert.htm

a table of links.
http://www.geocities.com/dennisshows/afreeb.html
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 12, 2003, 01:01:45 AM
Hey Dairy King, which OSU would that be?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Zartan on January 12, 2003, 01:56:23 PM
Alllll the way back in I think 2001,this post was about to be abbandoned.It really started going when me and yoshi girl got into a fight,then I appologized and gave out a topic to talk about.I dont want to say it was me who got this post really going,but it kinda was.Check one of the first few pages of this post and see what I mean.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 12, 2003, 02:10:39 PM
Author Topic
Yoshi Girl Posted - 15 July 2002 19:26 PST
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ok, here's how the Mario Bar works. You come in and get any drink you want from me (the bartender) then sit down at a table and just talk to people (that use the Message Board) about Mario stuff.

Let the Mario Bar begin!

Ok, this thread was started in July 2002. How could you (Or anyone) revive it from 2001 when it didn't exist? Ah well.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 12, 2003, 05:08:19 PM
OSU, Ohio State, National Champs! Funny thing, I don't realy watch football that often but I know OSU was 14-0. It peeves me, though, to hear the kids in my class say "Ohio State shouldn't have won. They don't deserve it." I would love to say "Oh, Shut UP!! They won, and you're just gonna have to live with it!!" (ya see, I'm kinda one who just leans back and watches things happen, and not stick up for things, like when I hear people dis the Gamecube)

I am currently employing for my site. please check it for more details!
www.geocites.com/super_mario123187/marioparadise
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 12, 2003, 05:09:09 PM
Did anyone see when that guy got his leg bent the other way in the Tostito Bowl? That was gross!! And of course on ESPN, they would show it over and over.. Oh, bout makes you sick!

I am currently employing for my site. please check it for more details!
www.geocites.com/super_mario123187/marioparadise

Edited by - Dairy King on 1/12/2003 3:11:48 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 12, 2003, 05:23:58 PM
Oh if any of you were wondering......I would want either a e-mail(addressed to either super_mario123187@yahoo.com or dairy_king43338@yahoo.com) or just post a message to me.
Have you ever done anything realy stupid that it makes you proud? I just got done arguing with Yahoo Helper. What have any of you done?

I am currently employing for my site. please check it for more details!
www.geocites.com/super_mario123187/marioparadise

Edited by - Dairy King on 1/12/2003 4:18:59 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 12, 2003, 05:24:04 PM
DOODLE BUGS!!!!!!! It just wont stop!!!!! ArrrrghhH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Edited by - Dairy King on 1/12/2003 3:29:30 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 12, 2003, 11:57:48 PM
Okayy...
Anyway, I was asking about which OSU because there's an OSU here in Oklahoma too, y'know?
And I'm like you, in that I usually don't stick up for stuff... but if I hear somedody diss GCN or Starfox Adventures, well...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on January 13, 2003, 02:59:58 AM
Lets talk about Mario. Letsa go!

Do you know when we die,we''''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on January 13, 2003, 03:47:06 PM
Has anyone seen my lastest GIF clip?


Edited by - CashCrazed on 1/13/2003 4:31:06 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on January 13, 2003, 07:08:51 PM
CC,
     LOL Funny!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 13, 2003, 09:19:54 PM
Yep, your new avatar.

I see it every time I have a conversation with you on TUNMB (Right. Not like I am posting a link to the site.) .

I think it's quite amusing indeed.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 13, 2003, 09:29:46 PM
I think it's crude and distasteful. But that's just me.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 13, 2003, 09:34:32 PM
We seem to disagree on just about everything. Ever notice that? But as you said on another thread, we have distinctly different personalities.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 13, 2003, 09:54:11 PM
Hmm... yeah. Oh well. :-P
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 13, 2003, 10:21:42 PM
In "Scary Rumar About Mario" Steve said,
"I'd like to have an argument [with Chupperson] someday." Maybe this would be a good time. ;)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 13, 2003, 10:23:46 PM
I dunno... it seems we agree that we disagree. Heh.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 14, 2003, 07:37:42 PM
Wait, if we agree that we disagree on everything, that means that we DON'T disagree on everything. That would make both of us wrong. Ah well.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on January 14, 2003, 08:42:29 PM
That's the funniest post I've seen here in a long time!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 14, 2003, 10:10:30 PM
What a perturbing paradox.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on January 15, 2003, 05:16:47 PM
Then everyone laughed.


Oh, that goes in the Mario Story Topic.  My bad.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on January 15, 2003, 05:20:09 PM
'Great kid, don't get ****y!
-Han Solo, Captian of the Millenium Falcon.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 15, 2003, 07:16:22 PM
Hey, how dare you say ****y on this respectable site, young man!

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on January 15, 2003, 07:27:13 PM
Stop swearing you two!Ill wash your mouths out with soap!!!

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 15, 2003, 10:58:18 PM
Dude, they aren't swearing. Don't get côcky, as in "don't act like a rooster".

Anyway, I am mad because I almost got a copy of Starfox 64 WITH manual, WITH box, AND rumble pak for $7.50 on eBay. But some idiot*, during the last 25 seconds of the auction, came along and outbid me, this after I had to jack the price up to almost $20 in order to stay on top. Oh well, I can get one for about $10 that has a battery cover on the Rumble Pak. (The one I lost the auction for didn't have one.)

*Okay, the person wasn't an idiot, but he/she made me mad for a minute...

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/15/2003 9:00:00 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: shroommaster on January 16, 2003, 06:35:52 PM
Ahhhhh!!!!!!! The sky is falling!!!!!!!!!
-Oh and another IncaCola please.

Toad is da best!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 16, 2003, 10:11:57 PM
Nineteen hours left on the next auction... aughh, the suspense is killing me... *choke*

Oh, here's your "IncaCola". Actually, I couldn't find any, so this is some slug juice.

.

.

.

.

......Oh wait, here's some.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on January 16, 2003, 11:53:42 PM
In Australia Starfox 64 is called Lylatwars.
I got Lylatwars & I finished it the real way where you find.....oh better not say chuperson hasnt played it yet.Oh well ill tell.yah find Foxs father
sorry

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on January 19, 2003, 07:28:24 PM
Do you know how lonely and mind-warping programming is? My brain is throbbing in agony after finally re-figuring out 700 lines of my own code. Now to actually MAKE the improve......ments........ugggggggggggh.

Here's the life of your average programmer(this is a part of the ACTUAL code from my game)

         if action(a)=4 and power(a)>1 and speedy(a)=0 then frame(a)=(power(a)*10)+6.............whatever that means
         if action(a)<>4 and frame(a)=(power(a)*10)+6 and power(a)<>1 then frame(a)=power(a)*10.............ugggggh, how did I actually write this stuff a year ago?
         temp1=sprite collision(a,0)
         temp2=sprite collision(a+10,0)
         if action(a)=5 and state(a)<>2 and counter(a)=0 and temp2>0 and temp2<10 and hold(a)=0............somebody either kill me or show me what this crap means............I prefer the first one
            if state(a)<>3
               hold(a)=temp2............by the way, what IS in the array "hold" at index "a", hmm?
               state(temp2)=3
               frame(a)=power(a)*10+4
               counter(a)=1
               if temp2<5 then counter(temp2)=20............*collapses on desk in confusion*
               play sound 2
               flip sprite temp2
            endif...............yay! now only 680 more lines to go................ugggggggggh!

I'd REALLY hate to do this for a living(especially for SOMEBODY ELSE'S GAME!)

Must relaaaaaaax.........Must play SM64..............

Edited by - CashCrazed on 1/19/2003 5:30:52 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on January 19, 2003, 08:12:57 PM
Ah, the downside to hard coding.
I know you probably won't care for this suggestion (yeah, it's easy to remember everything at the time and create some top-notch spaghetti code,) but perhaps you might want to start addd commenting, separating your grouped functions, and making it, well, more readable.  It usually pays off in the long run.

And, if all else fails, you can start anew, carrying over the knowledge and avoiding any previous bugs...  of course that requires starting over...

Heh, coding.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 19, 2003, 08:25:46 PM
Hahaha... ugh... That is why I prefer to mess with other people's programs. Heh...

That would make me lazy, wouldn't it?

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on January 19, 2003, 08:51:14 PM
But the entire main game loop all runs in one, unsegmented string of code(part of which you see here)! I've remarked the places where the player engine, enemy engine, and item engine all begin, and also the player and enemy state numbers(only God knows what I'd have done without that) and I've tried to keep the variables and arrays easy to understand as possible! I DO know what all of it means(now). "a" is the incremental variable of the main FOR-NEXT loop of the player engine(for many players), and the arrays are simply the player stats. The player stat arrays are:

state(?)
action(?)
speedx(?)
speedy(?)
scoord(?,?)
frame(?)
power(?)
hold(?)
counter(?)
block(?)
ground(?)
score(?)
coins(?)

Thankfully I remmebered what all those meant.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 20, 2003, 12:03:07 AM
Actually, Pink King Boo, I have played SF64. I just don't own it yet. I have the ROM of it. I haven't beaten it on the hardest route yet, though...
And do you know why it was called LylatWars? Or why the SNES Starfox was called StarWing? I do...
But can you tell me something? Is Starfox Adventures called Lylatwars Adventures there?

No one ordered any drinks, did they?

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/19/2003 10:07:34 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on January 22, 2003, 06:12:39 PM
Give me Kerococola with a side order of Moldy Mushrooms, please.
And, (this is in case no one knew this).  One of the reasons SF was called Star Fox (SNES) because it used the FX Chip.
Same thing with Stunt Race FX, if anyone has ever played it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 22, 2003, 11:54:29 PM
I see that every time I start up Star Fox on ZSnes.
STAR FOX _ _ _ _ TYPE: SFX _ _ _ _ CHSUM:OK

Anyway, here's your Kerococola and side order of Moldy Mushrooms.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 23, 2003, 08:19:21 PM
kooky. I have the rom for Stunt Race FX. I personally think SRFX is purdy cheesy, but for its time its pretty ok.. I mean, as bad as the polygon cars looked the 3-D effects were better then that of MKSC(the environ ments, as undetailed as they were, were full of hills while MKSC had all flat land...) Bah, pay no attention to the rambling man with his glass of moo juice. Barkeep? 'Nother Milk please.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 23, 2003, 08:32:41 PM
Here ya go.

Hmm. I've never played SRFX...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 23, 2003, 09:55:32 PM
Stunt Race FX was really fun. Bad as the graphics were.... WHO CARES ABOUT GRAPHICS? I WAS pretty good at it... I mean, I was able to get all the stars on all the Stunt courses... and I had opened up the last set of courses (I only rented it. I forgot their names).

Honestly... I think I'll get another Black Russian. Haven't had one of those in a while.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 23, 2003, 09:57:44 PM
Here ya go. I was wondering when you'd ask for another...
Hmm, maybe I'll go download the ROM of SRFX to see how it is...

I just got a ton of Star Fox Adventures MP3s... that music is awesome... that game rocks for so many reasons...

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Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/23/2003 7:59:07 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 24, 2003, 12:05:48 AM
Since you've heard both the MP3s and the music in the game itself, tell me this: is the quality of the MP3s' music at all up to par with the game's?

Now, ahem . . .
May I, . . . ahem . . . may I please have a, erm, a g–glass of wat–t . . . water?

*Looks around nervously*

*Reads sign: "All wussy water-drinkers will be removed from the Mario Bar by unpleasant means. Guaranteed."*

*Gulps*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 24, 2003, 12:19:30 AM
Here's your water... heh heh... *evil grin* (just kidding)

Yes, I was surprised with the quality of those MP3s... good enough to burn on a CD, if I had a CD burner.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 24, 2003, 12:57:48 AM
Thanks. I was thirsty.

Now, I'll just slip outside, pleasantly unnoticed by everyone else . . .

*Whistles innocently*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on January 24, 2003, 11:53:13 AM
Stunt Race FX is OK, but the controls are horrible.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 24, 2003, 12:05:33 PM
HA! Pitty to all of you fools who had to go to school today!! Bwa ha ha! I was off today and have nothing to do!!!!!!!!! HA!!!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on January 24, 2003, 12:20:23 PM
I have a cold today so I don't have to go to school also.

It's ah me Marioguy
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chocobo on January 25, 2003, 03:20:41 PM
I notice your Mario Bar lacks an old man drowning in his own nostalgia. I belive I can fit the bill nicely.
I'll take a jar of Maple Syrup, please. I'm sort of low on coins at the moment, but you can just add it to my tab. Someday I'll pay it back, honest. Umm...Do you have cots in the back room? I'll probably end up crashing here, too.
*Sighes sadly as he watches his immortality fade into the moonlight. Leans back in his chair as memories of early TMK flood his mind, back when every topic was still a vibrant new world, waiting to be explored..*
Umm...Better make that two Maple Syrups...And I'll take a complimentary Hockey team, please.
Err...Ahem. Anyway, I played SRFX a very long time ago and wasn't overly impressed with it, although that's probably due to my general un-fondness of the racing genre. SRFX did sort of remind me of the old game Hard Drivin', though...Another racing game that attempted to use polygons in the 16 bit era. I remmeber the copy I have of it is for the Genesis, not certain if there was ever an SNES release of it or not. Anyway, you could crash...And then you'd get to see a little replay...
Speaking of old games, anyone remember Bubble Bobble? I played that recently...Sort of a tradition of mine to play Bubble Bobble to welcome in the new Year. Got to admire a game that has the guts to play the same song 99 levels straight.

Kweeh! Forget Whark! Kweeh! Is better!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on January 25, 2003, 04:56:17 PM
Ha,Ha I was out of school for the 24 and 23!! (Evil Laugh).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 25, 2003, 08:56:35 PM
I got the 48,000th post! IN the entire forum! MWAH HA H AH AA!!!
Here's your Maple Syrup, Chocobo, on the house this time.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on January 25, 2003, 09:39:29 PM
I had a math contest today. I got top freshman, as usual, but this time I ended up a little more challenged because I was in 1 less event(less chance to get points). Oh well, I got perfect 1st's anyway. My math teacher also put me in the sophomore team event to help them out(the freshman team was mad because they took me from them. When they got 2nd and the sophomore team got 1st, they REALLY got mad about it). I also got to say my usual line at math contests: "Another day, another plaque and handful of medals".
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 25, 2003, 11:42:23 PM
I got my Star Fox 64 WITH box, WITH manual, WITH rumble pak, WITH all original documentation and still wrapped in the original bags for $16 today.
And I think I'm developing a Lylatian accent. It's weird.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/25/2003 10:23:25 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on January 26, 2003, 01:08:49 AM
No! For the last time, Yoshi Girl.  You can't have my phone number.

Oh, well, okay, um, ... it's 328-2487.

What do you mean? "That's not my number?"

Gak, Gak, Gak ...

Goo-Yuck!  Stop licking me.

Why don't you go over and bug that guy with three foot hair?

Barkeep.  Give me a Durian Juice and a water on, I mean for Yoshi Girl.

Oh, and a box of cornstarch with a cup of water for my long haired friend over their.

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Edited by - Luigison on 1/25/2003 11:19:01 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on January 26, 2003, 01:23:20 AM
That was weird.  Chupperson Weird.


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Edited by - Luigison on 1/25/2003 11:26:50 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on January 26, 2003, 01:28:13 AM
Dang, triple post.  Arrrgh!

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Edited "AGAIN" by - Luigison on 1/25/2003 11:27:51 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 26, 2003, 01:57:13 AM
Notice the word "AGAIN" in the post directly above this one; a new Special Power surfaces. So, can anyone make the forum do jumping jacks?

How do you know how many posts there are in the entire forum?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on January 26, 2003, 04:00:44 PM
He put the whole Edited By Line in that one................(what did you do, PURPSELY triple post?)

Look at the main page to see the total number of posts in the forum.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 26, 2003, 06:28:28 PM
I bought a NEW Mario Shirt yesterday!(well, a week ago yesterday) I like it, except it says "Super Mario Bros" with the minor fact that there is no brother of Super Mario on it. Odd, no? The store also had two others, one where Mario was holding a giant mushroom, and another where it shows the animation of Mario lifting a Mushroom Block. I would have bought them all, but did not have enough money.(plus my mom thought I should get a different type of shirt seeing as it was buy one and get one half off. I bought a Popey shirt instead.)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 26, 2003, 06:39:31 PM
Na, he double posted. Then he made a 3rd post, making it APPEAR as if he triple posted, but put the "Edited by" line in his original post. The 3rd post was NEVER edited. The second one was.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 26, 2003, 09:14:20 PM
Luigison. Durian juice. Here ya go.
And why did you give Yoshi Girl the ChupNET hotline number?

Oh, and lookey here:
Posted - 25 January 2003 23:28 PST
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Dang, triple post. Arrrgh!

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Edited "AGAIN" by - Luigison on 1/25/2003 11:27:51 PM

Luigison "edited" the post before he posted it. That's hilarious.

328-2487
EAT-CHUP

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/26/2003 7:16:50 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 26, 2003, 09:46:16 PM
Hey, maybe he used Mario's Time Machine and went back in time! *snicker snicker* I am making a Mario Quiz Computer Game if anyone cares. Lot of monotonous work (name object. edit object after you notice an error in a test play. re-rename object after you acidentally delete the object. Start from square one. ACK!!!) I need a couple of tough questions so feel free to contribute some.(hint hint) Also, if anyone uses Game Maker, I need help making a character jump. Any assitance in this field would be greatly apperciated.(once again, hint hint) Ohh.. All this talkin is making me thirsty.. I'll have an Able Juice Barkeep.

Ha! Weak minded fools! That was only paragraph one!!!! Suffer now the bitter fate of reading the rest of my post!!!!!!!! Bwa! Ha! Ha! Ha! Or..... you could just skip it all together. Doesn't realy matter to me. Ok.. Like I asked, I need a help making characters jump. If I could have help learning this, I could crank out some pretty good games.(and maybe even some great ones!) Remember, those of you who are still reading, my Mario Bros game? Gone. All gone. Kinda makes me wanna cry.... All was well untill we had something tecnical mess up on it, and I lost the whole game.(but now is different!!! I have a new, more understandable program) Oh well, life goes on I guess.

Paragraph three. You still with me? Ok good. I ain't done yet! I was working on my own Super Mario Bros ROM(I changed the graphics) but I scrapped that project. The colors are just to primative to work with... I need more control... Thats why I am making my own!! Rather lengthy speech now ain't it? OK. I'm done....

This speech was brought to you by the letter o as in "ouch my wrist is starting to hurt!" G'night folks! Have Fun!

P.S. I might not have school tomorrow due to weather conditions being crappy, so heres a HA! in advance, just in case. And even if we don't miss, I only have to be at school for about an hour. So nyahh!!! Ciao!

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Edited by - Dairy King on 1/26/2003 7:49:42 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 26, 2003, 09:58:54 PM
Now there are 48,092 posts in the forum as of my writing this. Just look at the front page, and it tells you how many posts there are.
Here's your Able Juice, Dairy King. *slide*

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/26/2003 7:59:55 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 26, 2003, 09:59:15 PM
you want some tough Mario trivia?

Just read some of the earlier pages of the Mario trivia game. I've thrown down LOADS of Mario trivia that wasn't that easy.

Try these 5 (Well, 6) questions (between 5-8/10 difficulty each, I wasn't really trying on them. I didn't research them, either.)

1. How many HP does Jinx start with the 2nd time you fight him in SMRPG?

2. Which track in MK64 is exactly 777m long?

3. In SMB3, Which which level has the White Mushroom house that requires the LEAST amount of coins to open?

4. What level of SMW has 12 1-up MUSHROOMS in it? (MUSHROOMS, not other kinds of 1-ups.)

5. In SMW2, (You aren't escaping this game) what is the last item you get if you can flip over all the cards in the Flipping Cards Bonus Challenge?

BONUS (A hard one, 9.5/10 difficulty) - In Yoshi's Cookie (SNES version) there are many levels in Puzzle mode that can be solved in one fewer move than is given to you. Name a level than can be solved in TWO fewer moves than are given to you. (There's at least one I know of)

I'll be more than happy to provide you Mario Trivia for your game. Easy, Hard, it doesn't matter to me.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on January 26, 2003, 10:16:55 PM
There are a lot of smart people here.  You're right I didn't actually triple post, and I did put the edited by line in the 3rd post with out even editing it.  As expected Cash Crazed was the first to comment on it.

Anyway, how quickly you guys figured that out just goes to show the people who play Mario games are smarter the "mature" shootum up vice city and quake type players.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 26, 2003, 11:52:17 PM
Heh.
Hey Steve, the SMW2 question is incredibly easy! (I think!) 10UP, right?
Speaking of Mario Trivia, no one's answered my question yet...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 27, 2003, 07:42:18 PM
Heh. Easy for a question about it from me. Yes, it is 10-up. What about the other 5? (How many can you get WITHOUT looking?)

And I saw your question on the trivia thread. I have no clue.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 27, 2003, 09:17:18 PM
"ChupNET"?

To be me is to be devoid of Special Powers.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 27, 2003, 11:22:59 PM
http://matthewenterprises.tripod.com/chupnet.html
...I really need to update that page.

Anyway, I don't think I can answer any of those other questions, but on the SMW 12 1-UP Mushrooms question, I'll guess ... Chocolate Island 4?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 28, 2003, 12:33:28 AM
Chupperson, your weirdness (I'm referring to ChupNET) reminds me of myself. My profile doesn't mention it, but I actually do have a tiny web site. It's SO old that I didn't see any point in including it. But since it's still on the server and just came to my mind, I'll give you the address. Feel free to give its weirdness a look.

http://www.harbornet.com/folks/readers/purposeless/

To be me is to be devoid of Special Powers.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 28, 2003, 07:19:52 PM
That was correct. Here are the answers to all of my questions:

1. How many HP does Jinx start with the 2nd time you fight him in SMRPG?

800 HP

2. Which track in MK64 is exactly 777m long?

Bowser's Castle

3. In SMB3, Which which level has the White Mushroom house that requires the LEAST amount of coins to open?

4-2, with only 22 coins. (I THINK.)

4. What level of SMW has 12 1-up MUSHROOMS in it? (MUSHROOMS, not other kinds of 1-ups.)

CI4, but you got this one.

5. In SMW2, (You aren't escaping this game) what is the last item you get if you can flip over all the cards in the Flipping Cards Bonus Challenge?

10-up, again, you got this one.

BONUS (A hard one, 9.5/10 difficulty) - In Yoshi's Cookie (SNES version) there are many levels in Puzzle mode that can be solved in one fewer move than is given to you. Name a level than can be solved in TWO fewer moves than are given to you. (There's at least one I know of)

10-8 is the one I remember. You get 11 moves, you need only 9.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 28, 2003, 11:12:09 PM
GARR! I knew that Bowser's Castle was 777m! Oh well.

Man, Watoad, that page is even weirder than me! You'd be good at writing BORED. Wanna give it a try?

Anyway, if you want any more weirdness, try these pages:
http://matthewenterprises.tripod.com/chup/cheatles.html
http://matthewenterprises.tripod.com/chup/poohey.html

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 1/28/2003 9:18:55 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 29, 2003, 01:23:11 AM
Uh, am I dense or something? What do you mean by, "You'd be good at writing BORED. Wanna give it a try?" The URLs you listed didn't mention "BORED." I've never heard of it before, so I have no idea what you're talking about. Sorry.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 29, 2003, 09:06:33 PM
No, sorry, it's not on those pages. I guess I'm not clear enough sometimes.
I mean BORED, as in BORED-MKIII GX. You can find it in General Mario Chat.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on January 30, 2003, 05:52:15 PM
Yikes, I get it now. Chupperson, that place is scary! Do you remember how I've talked about this message board taking up way too much of my time? Well, that topic alone would, in all likelihood, steal more time than all the other topics combined. The first post (yours) in that thread is over one hundred lines long! Posting there might be fun, but it's just too much. As it is, I'd be 125+ posts behind.

Thanks for the offer, though.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 30, 2003, 10:39:02 PM
Well, okay then. The beauty of that topic is, nothing significant really ever happens...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 31, 2003, 07:31:43 PM
Actually, you'd be more like 300 posts behind if you count BORED I and II as well.

By the time you read all that, you'll be sick to your stomach.

And did you want those trivia questions?

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 31, 2003, 10:47:10 PM
The incomprehensible insanity that is BORED knows no limits. I think.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on February 01, 2003, 10:09:54 PM
True, of course, recently my mind isn't coming up with ANYTHING good for BORED. Maybe someday soon I'll out up a good reply there.

Apropos of nothing, guess what I did today? I beat all 120 levels of tetris Attack's Puzzle mode in ONE SITTING. Took... hmmm...

First set: Just over 20 minutes
Second set: Just under 2 hours
Second set, 6-8: Almost 1 hour.
Second set, 6-4 (A level I have ALWAYS had chronic problems solving): 30 seconds!

I mean, seriously, last time I played through the tetris Attack Puzzle mode about 2 years ago, 6-4 2nd set took me almost 3 hours! The rest of the puzzles total (The other 119) took me half that time!

In fact, this was the first time (Out of about 4 or 5) that 6-4 2nd set didn't take me more than 2 hours to get...

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 01, 2003, 11:07:26 PM
I will never be as good at that as you, and that's certain.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 02, 2003, 12:36:53 PM
Wow, I leave to the real world for a bit and Chocobo posts! Will wonders never cease?

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on February 02, 2003, 02:08:19 PM
Chocobo posted about .... 5 times or so from what I saw.

Actually, in Tetris Attack Puzzle Mode, there are a few things you can do to make levels easy. One major thing though:

Restricting panels. Thses are the panels that cannot be cleared in 3s. If there are 4, 5, 7, 8 panels of one color, you cannot clear them in 3s.

4 -- Can only be cleared in a straight line.
5 -- This number gives away a lot of the puzzles. MOST 5 panel clears are NOT straight lines. They are usually Ls, Ts, or crosses! Set up these 5s as Ls, Ts, and crosses, and you'll get the answers to A LOT of the problems.

[][][]
[]
[]

[]
[]
[][][] -- L

[]
[][][]
[]

[][][]
..[]
..[] -- T

..[]
[][][]
..[] -- cross.


7 -- A 3 and a 4. See comment for 4.
8 -- These are VERY rarely cleared as 2 4s, usually a 3 and a 5.

This is VERY useful on the later levels.

Also, if there are only 3 panels of one color, and they are VERY spread out, you can assume that you must use MOST of your moves to put them at least in 3 consecutive rows.

F34GGKX5 -- A password to level 6-10, second set on MY game. This level is disappointingly easy.

(I am almost certain that password will work on your game. I looked in a Nintendo Power for a Password to a level once, and it DID work on my cartridge.)

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 2/2/2003 12:21:59 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on February 02, 2003, 06:04:51 PM
HEY EVERYONE! Look at me! I'm back!! Super hyper happy go lucky! ok. nevermind.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on February 02, 2003, 07:01:45 PM
Whee Ha! Oh yeah! I finally finished my Space Shootout game and it is now posted on my website! One of you simpletons should download it! Tell me if it works. Ahhhh.... This was a good weekend! Many a good things happened to me. Plus I won Donkey Kong Jr. Math in Animal Crossing on Friday! I also won a Robot Stereo, and could have won a Mario Trophy, but i wasn't lucky enough. Perhaps I need to study more about this Feng Shui business....

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 02, 2003, 08:20:58 PM
Me? I've got a 102° fever today! I'm so happy! I feel pretty awful! But I'm going to be cheerful anyway!

Oh, and welcome back, LORD_DUKE!

Me: Gimme a glass of water.
Bartender (me): Why, are you thirsty?
Me: No, I wanna see if my neck leaks!
BWAH HA HA HA HA!

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on February 02, 2003, 08:33:28 PM
your still as crazy as ever, CW!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 02, 2003, 08:59:46 PM
Are you sure? I think I may have stripped a few gears while you were gone...

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/2/2003 7:00:09 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on February 02, 2003, 09:03:39 PM
And I'm just as, if not more erratic than ever.

Welcome back. And have a nice day.

(PS: Go ahead, try the level. It won't even take 5 minutes. I'm that serious. It's so easy.)

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 03, 2003, 01:13:00 AM
I will. When I feel better. Tomorrow, perhaps.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on February 03, 2003, 04:44:22 PM
I LOVE EVERYONE!

"Seriously Pom-Pom, I'm about to pee in my pants!"  -Homestar Runner
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 03, 2003, 06:53:21 PM
Chupperson, what have I told you about slipping those happy pills into the drinks here? Bad bartender, bad!
I'll have to talk to Yoshi Girl about getting your license revoked...

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 03, 2003, 10:26:48 PM
You'll never FIND Yoshi Girl! AH HAHAHAHAHA!!

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on February 04, 2003, 03:43:17 PM
Ya know, it's funny. A few pages ago (Maybe 20? Not sure) Someone else asked what happened to Yoshi Girl, and I was tempted to say "I ate her" but then I decided it would be too vulgar, so I edited it out.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on February 04, 2003, 05:22:45 PM
I guess she just left, like frostbite. Oh yeah, whatever happend to StealthLink? That guy was cool!

NO ONE CAN REACH MY SUPREMACY, NO ONE!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 04, 2003, 08:45:01 PM
He disappeared shortly after Christmas. He e-mailed me a couple days ago and I had to give him disksys.rom...

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on February 04, 2003, 10:10:12 PM
FIRST POST OF PAGE 75! I LOVE ME!

NO ONE CAN REACH MY SUPREMACY, NO ONE!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 04, 2003, 10:15:13 PM
Everybody disappears...someday...[voice fades out]

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 04, 2003, 10:51:39 PM
You tooK tHe 1111th pOSt awAY FROm meEeEeeeEeEEe!!!!

AUHGGGHGHGGHG!!!! I'm mElTiNg!!11!1!!

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on February 05, 2003, 05:26:31 PM
Well, I got the FOURTH Post of pg.75 of the Page, which is a BIGGER Number than 1! MWA HA HA!

Edited by - CharginChuck on 2/5/2003 3:29:58 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on February 05, 2003, 06:38:44 PM
Not only do I have the 5th post on the page, but I also beat YI with my feet. So :P.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 05, 2003, 07:05:15 PM
1 h4\/3 t43 51xth p05t
1 r0xx0rz & j00z n00bz 5uxx0rz!!!!!

Uh, how is it possible to beat YI with feet? My feet wouldn't be able to throw eggs very well...

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"

Edited by - Lizard Dude on 2/5/2003 5:08:56 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on February 05, 2003, 07:11:59 PM
I got to World 6 on SMB2(SNES) with my feet. I really WOULD like to beat that someday.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on February 05, 2003, 07:24:43 PM
First, you absolutely HAVE to use Patient style controls. With Hasty (My playing style when I play normally) style you'll try to jump and throw an egg on accident because your toe slips and hits A.

Second, don't rush. No time limit. Taking the parts slowly (If possible) is best. Self-scrollers and moving platform levels are the hardest because you must go at the game's speed, not your own. It's too slow when I play for real, and too fast with my feet. Ah well.

3. "Holding" the controller: I lay the controller flat on the floor, and sitting in a chair (Usually without socks), I tap the buttons I need with my 2 big toes only. Left toe gets the Directional pad, Right toe gets the A B X and Y buttons. L and R are not really useful.

4. The "Intertia jump": The intertia jump is the ONLY way you'll clear levels like 6-3, 6-7, and 4-7. What you do is you go really slowly forewards, Jump, and let go of the D-Pad in midair. Yoshi will go foreward rather slowly. Keep hovering until you're over the platform you want to land on, then IMMEDIATELY let go of the jump button.

And remember, you don't need 100s on every level. I average just over 80 points per level when I first beat it. In fact, I got a 39 on 1-5, a 38 on 5-7, and a 37 on 2-5 when I did it, so... it's ok to get a bad score.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on February 05, 2003, 07:36:30 PM
I don't think anyone else WANTS to beat YI with their feet at the moment. But I have just one tip for anybody wanting to beat SMB2 with their feet: ALWAYS use the Princess(obviously). I beat 1-1 with Mario, but you absolutely NEED the Princess anywhere else.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 05, 2003, 08:18:54 PM
My NES D-pad is too stiff to be pressed with my feet. I need a new one. Oh well.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 07, 2003, 12:34:52 AM
I'm having some Echinacea Mint Tea. Gotta get rid of this darned sore throat.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on February 07, 2003, 05:12:03 PM
I beat the NES game Commando with my feet yesterday(out of pure boredom), thanks to my NES Advantage Joystick(the tiny D-pad of the normal NES controller is just uncontrollable with your feet).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 07, 2003, 07:23:38 PM
I need one of those...

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on February 07, 2003, 07:45:24 PM
I got mine for $3 at GameStop. And I got Commando for $4.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on February 07, 2003, 10:38:27 PM
I have all those games on my emulator, so it'd be kinda easy for me to beat any game with my feet. but ive been plaing with my SNES emulator alot. im stuck on the Moonside area of "Earthbound" which is, by the way, one of the COOLEST games ever! yeah, im really gettin into it.

NO ONE CAN REACH MY SUPREMACY, NO ONE!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 07, 2003, 10:50:56 PM
For SNES RPGs, I like SMRPG and Chrono Trigger.
Never have gotten around to playing Earthbound yet.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/7/2003 8:52:40 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on February 07, 2003, 10:53:30 PM
Ah, Earthbound, I loved that game.

I STILL want to play Chrono (*reverse sic) someday.

* I misspelled it the first time.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Super Mario 123187 on February 08, 2003, 02:24:35 AM
Hey! Me again! I forgot my password for my other name, so I'm using this one. I've played Earthbound, and I can truthfully say, I cannot defeat the big Goopy Monster thing that is out side the Mr. Saturn Village... Oh well..
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on February 08, 2003, 06:54:42 PM
Earthbound was a cool ROM that I played...

Anyway,can anyone beat 1 second 30 micros on Seconds,Anyone?Or 3 seconds on Dino-Wrangling?

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 08, 2003, 08:30:53 PM
I have 1'05", same as Lizard Dude.
On Seconds, Anyone?, that is.

On Dino Wrangling... I can't remember what my time is.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/8/2003 6:32:56 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on February 08, 2003, 11:24:12 PM
25 micros off...I bet no one can beat my time on Dino-Wrangling!Yoshi just fell off the stage as soon as I started & KOed himself!

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 08, 2003, 11:33:11 PM
Well then, I'm sure a lot of people have a 3-second time. It's probably a quirk in the AI system.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on February 08, 2003, 11:37:00 PM
Well I think big yoshis are scared of Falco coz thats the char i was using at the time

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 09, 2003, 11:37:54 PM
If you say so...

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on February 12, 2003, 01:44:03 PM
Found My Password!! Cool! I am making Alleyway 2(Alleyway, you know, from the Game Boy) and things are going nicely!! Soon, my freinds, you will be able to download it!! Right now it has 25 stages,(I am still adding more)one has a picture of Mario you have to break, another has Yoshi. And one has Luigi! Neaty, huh? I have a music select in it to! Sounds like fun, no?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on February 12, 2003, 06:41:28 PM
I have put out a new version of my game too, recently. see my profile and get on my homepage to get it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Big Boo on February 12, 2003, 08:08:56 PM
WOW! THIS TOPIC HAS GROWN! Geez... 76 pages?!? Last time I was here was about 400 posts ago...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 12, 2003, 09:17:33 PM
Hey Dairy King, can you put other characters in it? Say... Fox? :-}

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 13, 2003, 05:37:40 PM
!! You never told me (Chupperson) that you got 1'05". Back to work...

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on February 13, 2003, 06:40:38 PM
I might be able to, for the right price.....heh heh heh... Just kidding. I COULD put him in it, but I dont have any midi file from the Star Fox games. But since you were first to ask for something more to be put in, I suppose I could maybe put Fox in it. I have:
Mario
Luigi
K.K. Slider(he looks funny!)
Yoshi
Kirby
Link
I am gonna put it up on my site pretty soon...Oh and CashCrazed? Why did your game only have FighterFlys and Sidesteppers(Crabs)? What happened to the spineys?
PS-Dont send me Starfox Music. I know where I can get some!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 13, 2003, 10:20:04 PM
vgmusic.com is where I get almost all my MIDIs... several good Star Fox ones...
I just had another thought... what about Mega Man? :-D

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on February 14, 2003, 06:03:59 PM
I don't realy consider Mega Man a true Nintendo character, seeing as he appears on multiple platforms, but still, I loved the Mega Man games! So much fun, and very challenging!
Oh, by the way, Happy Valentines Day all of you!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on February 14, 2003, 06:04:16 PM
Oops double post.. And Fox is now in my game!!

K.K. Slider''s Number One Fan!

Edited by - Dairy King on 2/14/2003 4:09:55 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 15, 2003, 01:20:40 AM
Yeah, Mega Man was just a thought...

Happy Valentine's Day, everybody!

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on February 18, 2003, 07:26:14 PM
Do you know what the five most painful words in the english language are?
"I just wanna be friends."
yep, the prase has been said manyatime to me. but most recently was the worst. so lets not talk about valentines day, k?

NO ONE CAN REACH MY SUPREMACY, NO ONE!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 18, 2003, 08:09:31 PM
Well, then, I'll tell you all about what hard work it is to get all these dang sprites from Paper Mario... whoo

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on February 19, 2003, 05:23:14 PM
Have you ever eaten paper?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on February 19, 2003, 06:55:11 PM
No, can't say I have, actually. I have blown my nose with a dollar bill, though.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 19, 2003, 09:26:01 PM
I don't think I've done anything weird with paper stuff...

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on February 20, 2003, 05:43:56 PM
BEANS TAST LIKE CHICKEN!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on February 20, 2003, 06:08:44 PM
That reminds me of something I did in 6th grade. I told somebody "I have a little magic trick that can make you resist the natural human urge to want money. Just hand me a dollar bill, and I can make it so you don't even want it back!". They handed me the dollar bill, and I muttered a few little nonsense words, and...........then I wiped my ass with it! Then I said "NOW, do you find that the urge is still there? Do you want it back?". Of course, he let me keep it! It was a pretty cruel joke, though.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on February 20, 2003, 07:05:10 PM
I've have ate paper.  But have you ate a chocolate paper sandwich?

The other day my friend snorted crackers up his nose at school.

Has anyone preordered Zelda?  What I hate is in my town there is only 1 (yes, ONE) place in the ENTIRE County (Wal-Mart) and a few of my friends got it).
Turns out, the next day I come they're out!  Now I check like everyday and they said they are not sure if they will get anymore.  So, either I buy it online or go outta town.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on February 20, 2003, 08:59:38 PM
If you have a deck of cards, and a friend that's a HUGE sucker... try this trick on them.

Bet your friend a dollar on a game you call "Aces and Deuces". Have your friend place a dollar in the middle of the table, and then you place your dollar on top of it. Deal out 2 Aces and 2 2s on the table (The aces and 2s must be together) and instruct your friend to "take a pair". Your friend will likely take a pair of cards (Usually the aces, too). Respond by taking the "pair" of dollars, saying that you never mentioned cards when you said to take a pair.

Evil, but I've made about $5 with that.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on February 20, 2003, 10:29:28 PM
I've heard of that kind of trick before, and I know a friend who tried it on somebody, but LOST his dollar because that person already knew the catch.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: FLUDD on February 20, 2003, 11:14:40 PM
Hey! Guess what? I'm back! Yup, I've been away for a long while, on a journey to other forums, but now I'm back.

Yes, I've eaten paper before, when I was, like, 5. I've also eaten a flower before. Pretty wierd, huh?

I'm kinda tired from a long trip, so could I get a Zima, Bartender?

I am FLUDD, the Flash Liquidizing Ultra Dousing Device. I hope to be of assistance.

Sue successfull. I''d be looking forward to a lot of Japanese text in video games since their main translator quit for letting me push them around. Oh well, I could hire my own translator now!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 21, 2003, 12:55:41 AM
Here's your Zima... but nothing's even melting... so nothing "cool" will happen...

I have "It's All About the Pentiums" stuck in my head now...

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on February 21, 2003, 10:34:07 PM
I remember that song, vaguely


You think your Commodore 64 is really neato?
What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You got a 386, oh please, don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You keep your mouth shut cuz' you know that I'll beat you,
If I ever meet you, I'll Ctrl-Alt-Delete you!

It's all about the Pentiums, baby!
It's all about the Pentiums, baby!

Hackers...........you know of them crackers, slackers, nine-and-five, Hewlett Packard!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 22, 2003, 12:09:31 AM
Close... but it's a 286, and you have parts of several verses mashed together, and it's
What you wanna do, ya wanna be hackers, code crackers, slackers, wastin' time with all the chat room yakkers, nine to five, hangin' at Hewlett-Packard WHAT?

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on February 22, 2003, 03:42:10 PM
I said VAGUELY, not PERFECTLY!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 22, 2003, 09:37:17 PM
You know me. I can't let anything slip.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on February 23, 2003, 02:32:30 PM
Ah ha ha!! All of you can now download my finished creation that is Alleyway 2!!! YOu can find it in the Downloadables of my website!! Its been there for a couple of days, and I had to work out a few bugs that I found.(I had a stage that was upside down, but the ball went straight through the paddle so that stage was ommited!!) And, thats not all! I also have found out how to make a character jump with Game Maker! Pity to you measly fools! HA HA HA HA!!

K.K. Slider''s Number One Fan!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on February 23, 2003, 02:33:32 PM
Ah ha ha!! All of you can now download my finished creation that is Alleyway 2!!! YOu can find it in the Downloadables of my website!! Its been there for a couple of days, and I had to work out a few bugs that I found.(I had a stage that was upside down, but the ball went straight through the paddle so that stage was ommited!!) And, thats not all! I also have found out how to make a character jump with Game Maker! Pity to you measly fools! HA HA HA HA!!

K.K. Slider''s Number One Fan!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on February 23, 2003, 02:58:50 PM
Ummmm.........okay, so you can make a character jump in Game Maker? But can you make a standard moveable platorm character with standard gravity laws using only sprite commands and variables/arrays in BASIC or C? Only I, the great CashCrazed, can do such a great coding as this!(ok, that was arrogant)

Edited by - CashCrazed on 2/23/2003 1:02:19 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on February 23, 2003, 07:04:19 PM
Yes, well I can ummm... Make a program that, uhhh.... does nothing! Yes! the greatest program ever! It'll never crash your computer!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

And I can beat games with my feet. Take that.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 23, 2003, 10:21:37 PM
*bashes head against bar*

More with the feet, huh?
I guess I do have a good Progress Quest character made with feet...

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 23, 2003, 11:22:39 PM
Well... I can make my own MIDIs without an expensive sequencer and keyboard!
http://matthewenterprises.tripod.com/chupsong.mid
http://matthewenterprises.tripod.com/coolstuff.mid

Check 'em out.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 24, 2003, 07:44:08 PM
Chup Song was pretty cool and had a simple but great melody and instrumentation.
Cool Stuff was less to my liking but did have some great percussion moments.

Two questions, what music training have you had and how did you make those, then?

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on February 24, 2003, 09:55:13 PM
Fiddlesticks!! I just cant beat that Seconds, anyone? event battle time... My best is 1.58 Seconds.. Oh well. I nearly have all the trophies!! 290 some trophies! wow! How many are there?
I beat almost all the event battles with Mario, but on the final one I used Kirby, belive it or not. And I won it the first time I tried it!!

K.K. Slider''s Number One Fan!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on February 24, 2003, 09:55:54 PM
Fiddlesticks!! I just cant beat that Seconds, anyone? event battle time... My best is 1.58 Seconds.. Oh well. I nearly have all the trophies!! 290 some trophies! wow! How many are there?
I beat almost all the event battles with Mario, but on the final one I used Kirby, belive it or not. And I won it the first time I tried it!!

K.K. Slider''s Number One Fan!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 24, 2003, 11:39:08 PM
I believe there are 290 trophies in all. 292 if you count the Toys "R" Us contest ones, I think.
Hmm... I tried The Showdown with Kirby... but the only character I could beat it with is stupid Jigglypuff and its nap move.

Anyway, Lizard Dude, I take Violin lessons and have some music theory training. I also play Piano/Keyboard, Guitar, Bass, Drums, and other various instruments.

I made those MIDIs with an awesome program that Yoshizu brought to my attention, and you can get it at anvilstudio.com.

Oh, and I'm gonna do some more work on the Cool Stuff MIDI... that's just a rough first draft. :-D

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on February 27, 2003, 07:48:36 PM
cool website, C.W. I can make that stuff, but i just dont know how to get it on the web when im done with it. He he, kinda pointless, eh?

Oh yeah, and i cant beat the last 2 events (Master hand+Crazy hand, all star matchups 4...or 3...or something like that.) THEYRE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! and then theres the showdown after that

stupid jiggilypuff...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 28, 2003, 12:02:38 AM
For the Master Hand battle, use Ganondorf and his upsmash.
I invented a new word. Upsmash. That's cool.
Now, I'm working on "The Most Technically Accurate Bob-omb Battlefield MIDI You've Ever Seen".

Did you guys hear Fred Rogers died? I'm sad. :-(

I write poetry when I`m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 04, 2003, 08:06:29 PM
ARRRRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What the fliberty-gibit is going on here?! Is the Mario Bar being forgotten?! Not if I can help it. And help it I might.

K.K. Slider''s Number One Fan!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 04, 2003, 08:18:38 PM
For the last "showdown" match, use kirby. I beat event 51 with him without dying ONCE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 04, 2003, 08:23:09 PM
I was wondering that myself. No replies in a week... good heavens!

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 05, 2003, 02:25:29 PM
Hmmmm... I am monkey, Chupperson. FEAR ME!! I'm eating a banana while I type!! Mmmmm.... Banana... Hey Chup, who is the person on your website? Is it you? 'Cause (no offence) they don't look very celebrity-like. Kinda confused actually...

K.K. Slider''s Number One Fan!

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/5/2003 12:39:33 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 05, 2003, 09:28:03 PM
The guy on my main page?
Yeah, that was me about 2 years ago.
Once I get my face to quit bein' greasy, I'll put up a pic of what I look like now.
And maybe after I grow a beard...

Real monkeys don't bother me. Just ones in your soul. Harahahaharaarr

Oh, have you gone to my new and improved ChupNET page? (You can get there from the main page.)
And go here, too: http://matthewenterprises.tripod.com/awesomeness.mid

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/5/2003 7:30:32 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 06, 2003, 08:32:12 AM
Cool... mmmmm... Broccoli Candy.

Release your inner redneck!

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/6/2003 6:42:45 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on March 06, 2003, 04:40:03 PM
A Kerokakola, please.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 06, 2003, 07:56:05 PM
1) Chupperson, I say upsmash so your invention is not unique.

2) Chupperson, here's an invitation. The Fantasy Baseball league (Yahoo!) I'm in needs two more people to fill it. It consists of all people from my town except one. You would make two. It doesn't matter if you know anything about baseball at all; we mostly just sit around and post and hope to win.
So, if you want to join, email me posthaste.

Thank you.

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on March 06, 2003, 08:27:02 PM
It's been great and all but I think this topic has been dirven away from topic about a bar and Yoshi Girl left so why don't you make another topic and close this old topic.

It's ah me Marioguy
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 06, 2003, 09:04:08 PM
Because we like it this way, duh.
What is your deal with wanting to close and delete stuff? Are you the pretender to the admin throne?

Hmm, Lizard Dude... I'm not sure. I go to way too many forum-type things. I'll think about it though.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 06, 2003, 09:15:21 PM
1'm 700 1337 f0r my sh0rtz0rz

Anyway, here's your KeroKero Cola, CharginChuck.



I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/6/2003 7:40:46 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 06, 2003, 10:03:38 PM
Interesting, I went and copy-pasted the edit box from your post into my post, and the pic didn't show up. Amazing.

(Pfffft... I still can't figure this out. I'm gonna get another can of cola and hope the caffeine can drown out my idiocy.)

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 3/6/2003 8:04:59 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 06, 2003, 10:06:45 PM
At first I was wondering what you were trying to say on my computer game topic. First I thought "A bar picture. Big deal", then, "Does this have any signifance to my game", then "OH MAN, HE POSTED A PIC AT TMK!". Welcome to the HTML side of TMK!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/6/2003 8:08:02 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 06, 2003, 10:16:17 PM
Heheheh. Thank you. On the computer game topic, it's the screen from that "Super Smashed Bros." thing. It was the first image I could see there, so I just used it.

Steve, one hint. You won't get anywhere copying my code. *uncontrollable laughing*

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/6/2003 8:19:01 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 06, 2003, 10:19:12 PM
Your next challenge: Find out how to make an uneditable post! Hehehehehe!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 06, 2003, 10:32:25 PM
Sure... I bet I can do that, Mr. Oh So Technical One.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 06, 2003, 11:18:24 PM
I found out. Two words: E Z.
The first part, at least.

It'll probably take me a little longer to figure out how to change the number...

I fear the monkey in your soul.

---------------------------

Nice try, but this isn't truly uneditable!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/7/2003 2:41:22 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 07, 2003, 12:10:35 AM

Hey, guys! I finally got this jukebox to work!



I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/6/2003 10:16:31 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 07, 2003, 04:42:53 PM
Nice try, CW. How about making it TRULY uneditable, by removing the edit button and reply_id?

Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/7/2003 2:43:15 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 07, 2003, 05:33:53 PM
I remember seeing a post, long ago in these boards(over a year ago) that told the HTML secret(too bad it was AFTER I figured it out on my own and therefore had no use to me then!). Nobody has removed it, and to this day it probably still exists. But I'm gonna go find it and remove it before any of you find it first!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 07, 2003, 07:20:18 PM
Wow. Now I think I'll need a whole case of cola to drown out my idiocy. I'll be back.

I HATE not knowing things others do! I hate being shown to be not as intellgent as others! Here they are: The Five Abilities that determine how good a person you are (In my opinion)

Appearance. Do you look good to others? Can you appeal to someone's shallow side (Or, for many, there only side)?

My answer: A resounding NO. I'm ugly as hell!

Social abilities: Can you get others to like you? Are you good with people?

My answer: I may (read: MAY) have Social Anxiety disorder, ADHD, Obsessive Complusive... and I am a proud cynic. Need I say more?

Athleticism: Are you in shape? (Not necessarily sports, but do you have endurance and strength?)

My answer: I'm a great swimmer. I can run semi-fast for a while... but people only care about overrated sports like basketball. So I'm not sure if the world thinks I'm athletic. I don't really look or act athletic...

Luck/Fortune: Do unintentional and uncontrollable events favor you?

My answer: Ever since it was determined that I'd be an only child in an upper-middle class American family, and with good parents... It's been radically downhill from there. I have awful luck... And my eternal pessimism doesn't help much. I live by Murphy's Law.

INTELLIGENCE: Do you know things? Can you do things? Are you competent?

My answer: A resounding YES!!! I mean, I SOMEHOW have to make up for a lack of the other 4...

----------------------------------

Anyways... What was the point of that? Well, when someone outdoes me, I makes me feel less intelligent. Oh wait, wouldn't that be my main desirable trait? Aren't all the other lacking in some way? If I lack in intelligence, I lack in EVERY skill. Thus, I am literally a WORTHLESS person if I am dumb.

Yes, not being able to do things makes me feel WORTHLESS. Meh.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 07, 2003, 07:34:03 PM
You've basically summarized what I seem to have. Except for the fortune part. Well, I'm ALSO an only child in an upper-middle class American family, and with good parents, but I still seem to have an average amount of luck.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 07, 2003, 07:46:10 PM
[sarcasm]Wow! You can swim a 1:52.96 200 Freestyle too? Cool.[/sarcasm]

Seriously... it can't be EXACTLY the same...

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 07, 2003, 07:52:24 PM
And it's not. I can't do ANYTHING at all athelic-wise. I think the trade-in for me is no athletics for average luck, instead of average athletics and no luck.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on March 07, 2003, 07:53:08 PM
Thanks, CW, for the Kerokorola.

Everytime I post in the 'Bar', I feel like I'm interrupting a conversation.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 07, 2003, 07:57:27 PM
Pretty much. That's because this place is for more than just serving drinks now. It's turned from an order drinks and pretend-to-be-drunk thread into a talk-about-anything thread.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 07, 2003, 08:07:13 PM
Well, out of 10 for my 5 Abilities:

Appearance: 2.5/10 (I'm NOT a 1. I know that for a fact.)
Socialism: 1.5/10 (Everybody loves a cynic... lalalalalalalala!)
Athleticism: 7.5/10 (It's actually pretty good. Unfortunatly, it's good in things no one cares about, but still good.)
Luck: 2/10 (The extra point is for my living conditions as they are.)
Intelligence: 10/10 (Yep. I have a higher IQ than 99.9% of the ADULT population. The 10 is justifiable.)

Averaging these out... you get 2.5+1.5+7.5+2+10 = 23.5/50, or about a 4.7/10. I'm STILL a below average person. Ah well.

And the cruel irony is, everyone at my school (Well, many people) would rather be me then the person the are. They only see me for 1/3 the day. They don't have to be with me 24 hours a day like I do.

And even though I have to put up with myself 24 hours a day, I STILL have yet to figure myself out.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 07, 2003, 08:26:04 PM
Let's see here.........

Appearance: 3/10 (very skinny and weird looking with VERY dorky appearance, but no acne or anything)
Socialism: 2/10 (I REALLY don't associate with people that well)
Athleticism: 1/10 (let's just leave it at that, shall we? I'm lucky there's even 1 there for me being able to hold up my own weight!)
Luck: 5/10 (very average)
Intelligence: 10/10 (well, what did you expect me to put?)

So I get.........21/50, or 4.2/10. See, I'm an overall worthless person too!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 07, 2003, 08:38:09 PM
4.2 isn't WORTHLESS. I'd say that a score lower than 3 average (15/50) denotes a worthless person. That, and everything MUST be lower than 5/10 (Excluding luck). I mean, someone with a 10 in one thing CAN'T and WON'T be worthless. I think I know about ... 1 worthless person, and here's how I would rate him.

Appearance: 2.5/10 (No better than me.)
Social skills: 2.5/10 (Better than me, a lot more extroverted, but everyone talks about how much they hate him behind his back. Including me.)
Athleticism: 1/10 (He walks with a limp. Sadly, he might get a HIGH SCHOOL LETTER next year for Band, and yet he can't even play his instrument! Need I say more?)
Intelligence: 3/10 (From what I can tell, he's getting about a C- average in normal classes.)
Luck: 3/10 (Better than mine more than likely, but looking at the other things... it can't be TOO much better than mine...)

Adding it up: 2.5+2.5+1+3+3 =12/50, or 2.4/10 overall. And he acts really arrogantly, too.

PS: People with severe genetic disorders (E.G., Trisomy 21) are exempt from grading (It's morally WRONG), except for an automatic 0/10 luck. I mean, if they can barely support themselves, how lucky can they be?

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 07, 2003, 08:52:33 PM
There are two people in my school related in a way. One is me, the guy nobody wants to be like physically and everybody wants to be like mentally. Then there's the other guy, who's great at athletics but a bit on the dumb side. He's the guy everybody wants to be like physically, and nobody wants to be like mentally. We're the "Opposites". And we don't get along either. He shoves me into lockers and knocks me out of lines, and I shove my greater-than-most-without-trying papers in his face and constantly correct him with a sense of supremecy when he makes his frequent errors on homework. It's just something that goes on here.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on March 07, 2003, 09:18:38 PM
My god its been a long time. I plan to start coming here regularly again. Once again sorry for all the weirdness if anyone remembers it. I finally finished the brain storm draft of my fanfic.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 07, 2003, 09:19:33 PM
And on the contrast, everyone in my school is too euphoric to shove each other into lockers. Everyone cuts in lines, but no one really says anything. It's amount like an unwritten rule at my school to not say any bad about someone to their face.

As for tests... I'll unknowingly wave my papers in front of everyone's faces when I say things like:

47/50? That's total crap! (Actual quote by me about a math test)

And then there was the time that I got a 46/60 on a Julius Caesar Act 2 Quiz (Reading. My sole academic weakness) and I walked in front of the class and tore it in half in front of everyone. Including the teacher. And the 3 people closest to me when I did this all did worse than 46/60, too. No, I didn't get in trouble for it, either.

Anyways... sometimes my ratings scale does me wrong too... here's someone I KNOW isn't as good a person as me, but gets a far better score.

Appearance: 7/10 (He's actually pretty good looking. I'm not one to judge, seeing as how I don't really look aesthetically at anyone)
Social Skills: 6/10 (Yes, he acts like an idiot a lot, but people like that better than people condesending on them like me.)
Athleticism: 8.5/10 (He's a far better swimmer than I am. Dunno about anything else...)
Luck: 7/10 (He seems pretty lucky.)
Intelligence: 2.5/10 (He's dumb as rocks. He even ACTS dumb. He once mispronounced "assume".)

Total: 7+6+8.5+7+2.5 = 31/50 = 6.2/10.

There you have it. And yet, about 10 times the people in our school would rather be me than him.

EDIT: Welcome back. I didn't see it before.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 3/7/2003 7:20:30 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 07, 2003, 09:50:34 PM
Welcome back, Ooze. I was wondering where you went.

Me:
Appearance: 5.5/10 (See photo at my site.)
Social skills: 7.5/10 (I have only a few friends. And I may have a girlfriend, but I'm not sure. With other people, sadly, I must act. I can't really relate to people when in my natural state. Sadly, my facade has started to become my personality.)
Athleticism: 7.5/10 (I can run fast. I can swim moderately well. And I can play basketball. Hehe. Although, my would-be girlfriend can run faster than me, I believe.)
Luck: 6/10 (I have at least 20 four-leaf clovers. Found them all by myself. But that's skill. As far as probabilities go, I'm generally pretty lucky.)
Intelligence: 10/10 (Like CashCrazed says, what do you expect me to put? Besides, you guys know I'm smart. And I can spell the pants off you guys. :-P )

Oh, and you're welcome, CharginChuck.

I know you could still edit the post, CashCrazed. I have an idea how to change the post ID, but I haven't tried it yet.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/7/2003 7:52:16 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 07, 2003, 10:26:56 PM
Hmmmmm..........then your average is 36.5/50, or...........7.3/10! But do you STILL think you're better than us?

For the uneditable post thing, first you have to make an HTML post, then edit it in some way, send it, and then it can never be edited again(at least I don't think, not that I have found out how). That's all you're getting out of me about it! Besides, you couldn't figure the HTML secret out by yourself, you had to have Deezer tell you it!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/8/2003 12:11:20 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 07, 2003, 10:48:36 PM
Hmmmm.......that format still needs improvement.................
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 07, 2003, 11:21:02 PM
No, I don't think I'm better than you guys. I can just spell better.
Chupperson Weird

Resident Insanity

I have no avatar.Posted - 7 March 2003 21:28 PST  Show Profile  Email Poster      Posts: 4130
Yes, I can use this format! ...Although not as technically brilliantly as you.
As for the uneditable posting, I figured that was the case.
And I figured most of the HTML secret out by myself. Deezer just helped with the last part.



I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/8/2003 5:39:23 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 08, 2003, 12:16:38 PM
Why is everyone here ugly?

(Excepting C. Weird and me)

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on March 08, 2003, 12:50:21 PM
The person they call "Yoshi Girl" is my wife for real. She came to my mansion and then we fell in love while watching the Fairly Odd Parents.

It's ah me Marioguy
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on March 08, 2003, 02:05:56 PM
Yeah...sure....anyway CW could you update me on whatever the heck you guys are talking about?CashCrazed

Resident Hacker


I love this formatPosted - 8 March 2003 12:13 PST  Show Profile  Email Poster      Posts: 1439
I wonder if we should ALWAYS use this format?

Oh yeah, and try making your profile button link to YOUR profile instead of mine.




This format is cool!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/8/2003 12:12:58 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 08, 2003, 02:17:01 PM
Too bad it doesn't raise the topic up to the top of GMC when you post like that. But HOW did you end up with 4000+ posts, CW?

Although, I wonder................
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 08, 2003, 03:45:38 PM
TMK HAS GONE CRAZY!



(I love Javascript. There's so much you can do with it)

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on March 08, 2003, 05:09:58 PM
AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!! Did somone slip acid into my rootbeer or somethin?! Hey are any of you fans of TMNT? If so what do you think of the new series on FOX.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 08, 2003, 07:35:26 PM
Ah yes, random number generators. How fun they are.

Anyways, you guys are making me look more and more dumb by the second. That, and I prefer the format you people made, then this one. Ah well.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 08, 2003, 07:48:17 PM
It's too much trouble to use your format every time, CashCrazed. Anyway, I got 4144 posts by posting every single one of them.
Heheh, that was the one thing I forgot... to change the number. But now it links to my profile like it should.

There. I changed the page back to black.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/8/2003 6:18:02 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 08, 2003, 08:08:22 PM
Ok, I'm seriously considering leaving TMK until all the pages stop flashing random colors thanks to Javascript editers. This appears to be turning into something like the old "Let's edit everyone else's posts!" days...

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 08, 2003, 08:11:05 PM
Kind of, yes.

The random background thingie is cool, but it only works for the topic page you post it on. Now let's see if I can permantly change all the icons on this page!(I'll test it somewhere else first)

Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/8/2003 6:13:22 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 08, 2003, 08:16:59 PM
Well, is there a way to change the immediate cell's colors? The one that this text is in right now?

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 08, 2003, 08:25:40 PM
Not unless Javascript has a document.tables object, and I doubt it does.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 08, 2003, 08:28:58 PM
Well, perhaps I'll go experiment in my own private test forum for a while and see what I can come up with...

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 08, 2003, 08:35:14 PM
GOT IT! Now every post icon on this page should change to these new ones!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 08, 2003, 08:39:54 PM
Having fun, aren't we? (Well... "we" is such a relative term...)

Let's see you turn this post into that one format. I want to see how it would look.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 08, 2003, 08:47:09 PM
Heh. This is just wacky. Maybe I should put another tune in the jukebox... *crazed grin*

I fear the monkey in your soul.?Insane Steve

Professional Cynic


Society owes me a dollarPosted - 8 March 2003 18:53 PST  Show Profile  Email Poster      Posts: 1439
Here you go. Can't edit that to do it, only make a new one.

(Sorry, couldn't resist using that pic!)




This format is cool!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 3/8/2003 6:52:51 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 08, 2003, 09:01:56 PM
Hahaha... Until HostMySig comes back up, my sig and avatar at TUNMB are out of commision for now...

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 08, 2003, 09:04:37 PM
This place has been more active than TUNMB lately! And somehow it's sped up. Maybe Gamespy has more bandwidth now?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 08, 2003, 09:05:52 PM
Where did you dig that piece of weirdness up?



I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 08, 2003, 09:19:14 PM
What piece of weirdness?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 08, 2003, 09:19:56 PM
It's a pic I found on the other forum that I (used to) Admin. I think it's hilarious. And it's now my avatar on TUNMB until HostMySig goes back up.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 08, 2003, 09:24:20 PM
...I don't get it.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 08, 2003, 09:24:43 PM
Let's see if there's anything else I can come up with...............
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 08, 2003, 09:29:20 PM
Oh, come on! It's a picture of a little kid playing, and then some grandma goes and kicks him to the moon, and the word "OWNED" appears! The little kid got OWNED by his granny! I think it's funny... but it's out of proportion a bit. (It should be 60x80 or a similar proportion.)

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 08, 2003, 09:38:37 PM
Yeah, but I still don't get it.

I'm on 2 forums right now. At this moment.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 08, 2003, 09:44:25 PM
I'm on here and also making my Coin Rush map.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 08, 2003, 09:55:45 PM
Well, I have to get offline for a while, but I'll be back to check here and Coin Rush.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 08, 2003, 10:49:57 PM
The map is done. Now I have to find MORE wacky ways to use Javascript! *evil grin on face*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 08, 2003, 11:11:06 PM
Oh my!

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 09, 2003, 09:40:37 PM
*views flashing background*
*views changed icons*
*views granny "owning"*
*views frostbite rolling in his grave*

heh

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 09, 2003, 09:45:40 PM
Ahh, frostbite. Alas, he was too intolerant.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 09, 2003, 09:59:02 PM
Intolerant? Maybe. Tactless. yep. And tact is a waste that impedes on progress.

I still hope he comes back some time.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: gamemaster79 on March 17, 2003, 07:38:52 PM
I'll have an order of, what do I want? Oh, yeah: Luigi Lime Lemonade. I'd also like some Mario Marinade and some Peach Pop and Bowser Berry Blast.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 18, 2003, 12:00:53 AM
Here are your drinks, gamemaster79.
Mario Marinade...? I should think that would be unpleasant to drink. Anyway, here they are.
*slides drinks down*

Yeah, I hope frostbite comes back sometime too.

Well, I have a new goal in life: not to die.
I mean, like, ever. It can be done. I wana see the future. So I will.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/17/2003 10:02:19 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 18, 2003, 07:24:06 PM
Man. My eyes are still hurting from page 81! Jeez!!
Anyhoo, I saw how you guys were rating yourselves so I thought I might put myself up for fingers to point at and to be snickered at.
Appearance-2.5/10 (I'm not in the best of shape but it could be worse)
Socialism-4.5/10 (I'm easy to get along with, but at my school to be with the "in crowd", you have be a smart@ss to the teachers, do some sort of drug,(chew, cigs, booze, wacky tabacky) and attend parties where you get so loud people call the cops)
Athleticism-3.5/10 (I'm a band geek, so I dont play the sports, I play at the sports. the extra .5 is 'cause I carry the biggest bass drum.)
Luck-7/10 (I am pretty lucky. I don't usually have bad things happen to me. My brother, on the other hand, cheated death twice before he was two.)
Intelligence-5.5/10 (I usually get Bs in school. Thats not that bad is it?)
Well there you have it. Id total up the score but I don't have a calculator handy. Figure it out yourself if you wanna know. And now, I bid thee good day.

Release your inner redneck!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 18, 2003, 08:06:27 PM
Man. My eyes are still hurting from page 81! Jeez!!
Anyhoo, I saw how you guys were rating yourselves so I thought I might put myself up for fingers to point at and to be snickered at.
Appearance-2.5/10 (I'm not in the best of shape but it could be worse)
Socialism-4.5/10 (I'm easy to get along with, but at my school to be with the "in crowd", you have be a smart@ss to the teachers, do some sort of drug,(chew, cigs, booze, wacky tabacky) and attend parties where you get so loud people call the cops)
Athleticism-3.5/10 (I'm a band geek, so I dont play the sports, I play at the sports. the extra .5 is 'cause I carry the biggest bass drum.)
Luck-7/10 (I am pretty lucky. I don't usually have bad things happen to me. My brother, on the other hand, cheated death twice before he was two.)
Intelligence-5.5/10 (I usually get Bs in school. Thats not that bad is it?)
Well there you have it. Id total up the score but I don't have a calculator handy. Figure it out yourself if you wanna know. And now, I bid thee good day.

I''m so lazy, I hired someone to sit around and do nothing for me!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 18, 2003, 08:06:28 PM
Man. My eyes are still hurting from page 81! Jeez!!
Anyhoo, I saw how you guys were rating yourselves so I thought I might put myself up for fingers to point at and to be snickered at.
Appearance-2.5/10 (I'm not in the best of shape but it could be worse)
Socialism-4.5/10 (I'm easy to get along with, but at my school to be with the "in crowd", you have be a smart@ss to the teachers, do some sort of drug,(chew, cigs, booze, wacky tabacky) and attend parties where you get so loud people call the cops)
Athleticism-3.5/10 (I'm a band geek, so I dont play the sports, I play at the sports. the extra .5 is 'cause I carry the biggest bass drum.)
Luck-7/10 (I am pretty lucky. I don't usually have bad things happen to me. My brother, on the other hand, cheated death twice before he was two.)
Intelligence-5.5/10 (I usually get Bs in school. Thats not that bad is it?)
Well there you have it. Id total up the score but I don't have a calculator handy. Figure it out yourself if you wanna know. And now, I bid thee good day.

I''m so lazy, I hired someone to sit around and do nothing for me!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 18, 2003, 09:49:16 PM
After 3 days of ADHD medication, I am going to rerate myself.

Appearance: 5.5/10 I'm not that ugly, actually. (Drop this to 4 if you can see my feet. They're repulsive.)

Socialness: 5.5/10 Everyone loves a cynic, and the new medication is helping my converse more. I'm still the eternal cynic, which both helps and hurts my social standing.

Athletics: 7/10. A bit out of shape now. Swimmng has been over for weeks. (PS: I am in marching band too. Trumpet 0wnz0rz j00.)

Luck: 2/10. After my academic talents and family choice, it's still the same, crap-ass luck as before.

Intelligence: 10/10. Unless I get hit by a car (Not unlikely. Look at my luck.) I'm not getting dumber.

5.5+5.5+7+2+10 is ... 30/50, or 6/10 overall! I'm above average! Nice. (Stupid luck)

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 19, 2003, 11:39:21 PM
With all your intelligence, can you find a way for my cells to perpetually regenerate?

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 20, 2003, 02:52:01 PM
Hip Hip Hooray!! My cat started having her kittens today! Even though they are all slimey little balls of fur, they are still cute!! And we have another litter of kittens coming in about a week!! Yah!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi zero on March 20, 2003, 03:31:27 PM
Hey I want to rate myself too!

Appearance: 1.5/10. Yes, I am that ugly.

Socialness: 4/10. I spend most of my time on the computer or playing videogames and I rarely go out somewhere with my friends, but I get along well with almost everyone.

Athletics: 3.5/10. The only sport I am good at is chess, but I'm not that weak.

Luck: 6/10. My luck isn't that bad, but I can't say it's great...

Intelligence: 10/10. Yay I'm smart!!!

1.5+4+3.5+6+10 is 25/50 or 5/10 overall...average
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 20, 2003, 03:59:11 PM
I wouldn't consider chess a sport. But thats just me. One of my kittens died, and I'm sad...It was pretty...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi zero on March 20, 2003, 04:20:25 PM
Chess is a sport!!!

Oh, and by saying "But, I'm not that weak" I didn't mean it in chess, I meant it in strengh, like in arm wrestling and stuff like that.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on March 20, 2003, 04:24:53 PM
Hey, this is neat!

Appearance: n/a
Athleticness:7.5/10 I'm healthy, and I play soccer and track, but besides, that...
Socialness: 5/10 Same with Yoshi, I get along, but not much else (well, I have friends who talk about video games)
Intelligence: 7.76565/10.00 (for my age) I in all the "intelligent" classes,

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 20, 2003, 06:20:47 PM
I now have 4 new pets!! They are all so cute!! Theres a blac and white one, a white and black one, on with a couple of spots on its head, and a grey one. Funny thing is, the father is white, and so is the mother. Maybe its cause the mom has calico in it......
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 20, 2003, 09:10:54 PM
Heh, cool.

I think I'd be more social if not for the fact that my best friend lives in California, like 1500 miles away from me . . .

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 20, 2003, 09:18:50 PM
We get to N?A a category? SWEET!

5.5+5.5+7+(N/A)+10 = 28/40, or a 7/10. Not too shabby...

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 21, 2003, 02:55:50 PM
Huzzah!! School is over for the weekend!! Now I can have a chance to:
1.Sleep in
2.Converse with my friends
3.Pet the new kittens
4.Work on my websites
5.Blank
6.Play Video Games
Sounds like a fun weekend, huh? I am the envy of the entire Mario Bar!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 21, 2003, 09:28:15 PM
. . . Except me, that is . . .

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 21, 2003, 11:20:11 PM
Yeah, my weekend's pretty good, too. I just got finished with 5 straight hours of Dance Dance Revolution Konamix and am now posting on the Mushroom Kingdom. Dancing games rule! Only two weeks until my ordered DDRMax comes in.

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 21, 2003, 11:39:32 PM
5 HOURS?!?!
Wow.

I'm searching for Dinosaur Planet MP3s. I can get all of them except the original DarkIce Mines, if it's different from the SFA version.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 22, 2003, 03:00:44 PM
Whats cool about that is you can go to the arcade and show off with the Arcade version! That is of course, if you use the dance pad. Well....... I am doing something that I said I was going to do... I am updating my website(actually, its my friend, my brother, and my website), and I have conversed with my friends somewhat(left a message on their answering machine). I didn't get to sleep in really. My mom woke me up at around 9:00. I have played video games(no surprise realy.. I am at Kraid's Lair in the original Metroid. That game is hard!!). Well, thats all I can think of right now... Barkeep! Get me a Lemonaid please!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 22, 2003, 04:11:14 PM
Metroid 1 = Not hard. I don't think I've ever actually USED the password thing; I'll always beat it in one sitting. I think I'll rerate myself on a scale of 100, based on the average ratings of every 100 people my age.

Appearance: 25/100. I'm about the size of the average 6th grader(I'm a freshman, that's why it's insulting), and not exactly the best looking 6th grader either.

Socialism: 17/100. I don't get along with other people very well. Usually everybody just stays away from me, and it's pretty much for the better too.

Athelicism: 2/100. I have one word for this. Horrible. You'd die of laughter seeing me try to shoot a basket. Your stopwatch would run out of digits if you timed me for running a mile(if I could even MAKE it a mile). I'm so out of shape it's not funny. Please don't make me say any more about this.

Luck: 46/100. Just slightly below average luck.

Intelligence: 94/100. I'm not exactly a GENIUS here. I'd still say there's about 6 people smarter than me for every 100 my age. Even though I don't exactly put any REAL EFFORT into my accomplishments(like..........oh, I shouldn't go into ALL of them here, just things like straight A's and always claiming top freshman at math contests), it's not like other people couldn't do those things either(that is, WITH effort). But is a 94 really what I desreve? Or is MY town just full of smart people?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 22, 2003, 04:34:09 PM
Don't you just hate the child geniuses who are as smart as you, yet half your age? This kind of thing really peeves me.... Luckily, I am an a freshman class of morons, so I rank pretty high on the smartness bar! I make myself feel all warm and fuzzy inside...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 22, 2003, 04:35:14 PM
Well, its hard for me.

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/22/2003 2:53:39 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 22, 2003, 04:35:14 PM
>:p (mad little guy with tounge stuck out)

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/22/2003 2:59:02 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 22, 2003, 10:45:57 PM
Here's your lemonade, Dairy King ->

Gah, if Metroid 1 isn't hard, I'm a piece of Key Lime Pie. Of course, my difficulty with the game may have something to do with the fact that I always get totally lost and never know where to go.

I just played the Wind Waker demo. That game is awesome.

. . . Not as good as SFA, though, in my opinion.



I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 22, 2003, 10:51:23 PM
I have a bit of an advatage, cause I have the OFFICIAL Nintendo Player's Guide!(Well, actually it's from the Metroid Prime Guide, but if they have it in there, I'll use it.) By the way CW... Thanks for the lemonaid, and you have a sense of humor thats a little...well... off... And I like that! Keep up the good work!

I''m so lazy, I hired someone to sit around and do nothing for me!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 23, 2003, 05:26:22 PM
Yes, of course I use dance pads.
Ow, my legs hurt today.

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ooze on March 24, 2003, 12:13:23 AM
Could you guys fill me in on what your doing so I can take part?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 24, 2003, 12:15:21 AM
Just read the last ten pages or so.
Can I get you a drink?

Man, Lizard Dude, you're making me want to play DDR more and more every time you talk about it.

Heh, thanks, Dairy King . . . I think.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/23/2003 10:16:04 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 24, 2003, 06:45:16 PM
Yeah,CW, that was I compliment. I also read your Bored thing. Have you ever thought about writing books? I think you'd be really good at that. You have one of the most demented topics I've ever read posted on this site. And having Insane Steve only sweetens the deal. *Looks at Steve, who has passed out in a puddle of one of his Black Russians* Gosh, he cracks me up.

I''m so lazy, I hired someone to sit around and do nothing for me!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 24, 2003, 06:45:48 PM
Gosh.


Edited by - Dairy King on 3/24/2003 5:04:14 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 24, 2003, 06:46:19 PM
Triple Post!

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/24/2003 5:12:30 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: gamemaster79 on March 24, 2003, 07:36:27 PM
I'm still thirsty. OK then. I'll have 20 gallons of some (I just had Déjà vu) Bowser Beer. This should keep me occupied for a few minutes.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 24, 2003, 07:40:21 PM
Hey, I put a really, really funny website. You know my comic series right? Well, if you want to read the written version of the first one. Warning: Rated T for Teen. May include Mild Language, and Some Written Violence. I also have the (in)complete list of characters. IF, and I mean IF, you would be offended by My friend, Brother, and I recording our voices, reversing them and calling it German, I would reccomend you not go.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 24, 2003, 07:42:57 PM
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, I'd been married long time ago. Where dija come from, where didja go? Where didja come from Cotton Eyed Joe?
Sorry.

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/24/2003 5:46:10 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 25, 2003, 12:11:39 AM
...'Cause you know I'm through with Buzz, all right, oh yeah, uh huh
I remember when he stole my girl
Drug her all around the world
But I'm cool
Yes I feel alright
'Cept when I'm in my house
And it's late at night

So, Dairy King... you like BORED III, eh? Go read the first two! (I wasn't in them much, but they're still pretty dang funny.)

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 25, 2003, 12:13:20 AM
Here you go, gamemaster. (Sorry, don't have a beer image handy.)

. . . That's not you, is it, Ooze?

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 25, 2003, 05:39:08 PM
I could make you one.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 25, 2003, 05:54:21 PM
Hey!

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/25/2003 5:26:51 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 25, 2003, 05:54:48 PM
Double Post! Whhy Does this always happen to me?

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/25/2003 5:28:45 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 25, 2003, 05:55:05 PM
Man. It's raining where I live. This bites.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: gamemaster79 on March 25, 2003, 06:59:26 PM
Thank You!!!!! :)- Mmm, good!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 25, 2003, 07:36:13 PM
Hmmm.. CW, I must have the Techno remix of "Cotton Eyed Joe" 'cause there ain't nothin' like that in my version. It just sounds like hill-billy techno(not that theres any thing wrong with it. I think its funny!). He he he he..... have you been to my website yet/lately? Get me another lemonaid too, please. Oh, and don't kick the newbie.(not that I am one, anyways.) He'll take it personally.
Who can't wait for X-2? I can barely contain the excitement!! And Iron Man! OOO!! Can't forget the Hulk!! All of them, MOVIES!! EEEE!!
*Faints like school-girl.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on March 25, 2003, 07:36:26 PM
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!?!?

Edited by - Dairy King on 3/25/2003 5:39:27 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 25, 2003, 10:58:41 PM
Eh? Nothing like that in your version of that song? I should hope not, considering that the song I was singing was "Through With Buzz" by Steely Dan.

Ooh yeah, I'm looking forward to X2, and all those, but what I really want is the Fantastic Four. I heard that they're going to make one, so why don't they go ahead and make it? Arrgh! It's my favorite comic book! Oh well.
I haven't seen Daredevil yet or gotten Spider-Man on video yet.
I need to go see The Two Towers first.
Yes, I'm that behind on movies. We got no money at dis house.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: gamemaster79 on March 26, 2003, 05:07:52 PM
What is everyone talking about? I have something to talk about, 2 things, acually. WHo's the best custumer of the Mario Bar? The second thing, why won't anyone go to my topics. I get like 13 people then it ends. Here's my topics that I've made:
Mario Poll-Who's your favorite character??? (General Mario Chat)
The V-game Quiz (General Chat)
The Mario Art Game (General Mario Chat)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 26, 2003, 09:42:37 PM
1I dunno. I don't think we have a "best customer."



2Your topics don't appeal to me, for some reason.



You guys should go here and listen to my MIDIs. I'll have more on that page soon. I wrote a really cool melody, though, under the title Mystery of Uncertainty.



I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/26/2003 7:43:56 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on March 27, 2003, 09:08:45 PM
once again i come scrollin' back
come back like a heart attack
so wuts grillin, are ya chillin?
or maybe just hangin out! tell me what its all about!

AHHHHH JEAH!!!

gettin that gansta rapper outa me. he he he! anywayz, well...im back, for the first time...ever. p /-/ 3 ]R  /\/\ 3!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: sean on March 28, 2003, 05:47:30 AM
then when you least expect it sean walks trough the door ran across the bar jumped on the stage grabed the micraphone sang the DK rap and yelled drinkes on me

*ninte*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on March 28, 2003, 04:58:51 PM
oh, yeah, i love that song! anywayz, hows it been! i really need to stay here when i make comebacks, although i do like doing totally unexpected when i come back! i dunno, lets see how this goes!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 28, 2003, 11:30:19 PM
/-/0\/\/oIy, /\/\4/\/i \/\/31c0/\/\3 I34cI<i
7/-/15 !5 7/-/3 \/\/0257 c453 0f 1337 1'\/3 3\/32 /-/4oIi

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on March 29, 2003, 09:33:17 PM
ok...yeah...im back...w00t!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 31, 2003, 09:44:21 PM
YAY
I got my braces off today!
After two and a half long years of agony, I'm free! For two days, until I get a retainer and stuff.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 01, 2003, 06:52:20 PM
I bought Doom for the Game Boy Advance a month ago and I entered some contest ID software was holding, and I won:
Doom(PC)
Doom 2(PC)
Return to Castle Wolfenstien(PC)
AND A GAME BOY VERSION OF DOOM 2 AND A GBA SP! And they arrived today! Wow!
Oh, and by the way, April fools.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 01, 2003, 08:12:27 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot this was April Fool's Day.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 02, 2003, 10:43:53 AM
Hey! This is the hangin' place, I see!
Well, Yoshi Girl, I'll have a Yoshi Ade. Could I get one of those lil umbrella thingies, too?

BTW, I would like to say that my original screen name was Yoshi Girl, also. (This was before I joined the Fungi Forums)
(Actually, it was Yoshigirl--one word) But I like Sapphira better now.
Yay! I'm not the only girl here!

The 1964th person
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 02, 2003, 08:08:30 PM
Hmm... YOu must not have read this whole thing.. If you had, you would have known that for some reason, Yoshi Girl mysteryously disappeared...... But, if you ask Chupperson nicely, he'll give you the drink you want.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 02, 2003, 08:09:09 PM
Hmm... YOu must not have read this whole thing.. If you had, you would have known that for some reason, Yoshi Girl mysteryously disappeared...... But, if you ask Chupperson nicely, he'll give you the drink you want.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 02, 2003, 08:09:37 PM
Hmm... YOu must not have read this whole thing.. If you had, you would have known that for some reason, Yoshi Girl mysteryously disappeared...... But, if you ask Chupperson nicely, he'll give you the drink you want.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 02, 2003, 08:18:34 PM
I read the first several pages. But, yeah, I didn't read the whole thing.  Are you kidding? This thing's 87 pages long!
...Oy...It's getting late. So sleepy... @_@

The 1964th person
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 02, 2003, 08:21:26 PM
I guess the Mario Bar's under new management. lol.
Okay, Chup! (Can I call you Chup?) Could I get a Yoshi Ade? With a little umbrella thingie too? Thanks!

The 1964th person
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mario Master on April 02, 2003, 08:28:10 PM
Ok, this place looks pretty popular.  I'll have a Kerokerorootbeer.  So what's everybody talking about right now?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mario Master on April 02, 2003, 08:29:33 PM
BTW Chup, I wish I could feel your freedom, but I have to have my braces on for another year.  That'll make 3 years not counting my retainer...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 03, 2003, 12:07:47 AM
Retainer: Bane of comfy teeth.

Dang, this thing bugs my tongue.

Oh well, soon it'll only be at night.



Okay Sapphira, here's your Yoshi Ade.



And Mario Master, here's your KeroKeroRootBeer. (never heard of it before, but what the heck.)



I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 03, 2003, 07:25:24 AM
Thanky! Ooh, it even has a pretty picture! :p

The 1964th person
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 03, 2003, 07:59:16 AM
*5 hours later*

Sapphira: So I says, *hic* "If you takes the *hic* M&Ms and puts dem in da cereal, youse can *hic* have chocolate for breakfast,"! *hic*

Barfly: Wow, she's REALLY drunk.
Bartender: She hasn't had any alchohol.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Edited by - Sapphira on 4/3/2003 6:00:49 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mario Master on April 03, 2003, 08:18:39 AM
Ah.... nothing a Kerokerorootbeer on a warm Thursday afternoon.  How do you get the little pic?  <img src="http://www.classicgaming.com/tmk/mariopedia/s.shtml/shy_guy-pm.gif">
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mario Master on April 03, 2003, 08:19:02 AM
ok, that didn't work...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 03, 2003, 09:17:29 AM
Thursday AFTERNOON? Your post was made at 6:19 AM PST! What time zone do you live in?!
(Or was it just an expression?)

Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 03, 2003, 04:36:19 PM
Wow, this place is incredibly empty for 5:30 in the afternoon. (Okay, 2:30 board time, whatever.)

Can I get a Froggie Drink?  ...It doesn't actually HAVE frogs in it, right?

Hey, lemme see if I can find some coins to pay you. (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.classicgaming.com%2Ftmk%2Fmariopedia%2Fi%2Fcoin.gif&hash=04f864e3da90577d95fd6d0b4bec718f)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Edited by - Sapphira on 4/3/2003 2:45:11 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 03, 2003, 04:48:50 PM
Okay, for the sanity of Mario Master and me both, how did you get an image up, Chup? (Heh, that rhymes. I'm a poet and I don't...even realize it.)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mario Master on April 03, 2003, 06:39:08 PM
I live in Florida, so it wasn't really the afternoon yet...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 03, 2003, 06:48:22 PM
Ah. So you live in the same time zone as me.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on April 03, 2003, 07:08:48 PM
Same here. I live in NC.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 03, 2003, 07:37:16 PM
Heheh... I know "the secret."

Or, I have, as Watoad calls them, special powers, one of which is knowing how to use HTML on this board.

And sorry, I can't tell any of you.



Okay Sapphira, here's your Froggie Drink.

And I forgot to say last time, yeah, you can call me Chup, or you can call me CW.

I live in Central time, and it's 7:35 right now, right here.


Oh, and were you looking for these? :-P



I fear the monkey in your soul.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/3/2003 5:38:26 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on April 03, 2003, 10:30:54 PM
does anyone know wut SM:andvance 4 is gonna be. i woulda thought SMB3. oh yeah, spinter cell comes out for GC on may6! day after my Bday!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 03, 2003, 11:13:31 PM
We're assuming that it's going to be SMB3.
Want a drink, bud?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 04, 2003, 03:47:09 PM
Yes, I was looking for that pic, Chup.

Oh, and CharginChuck, you live in NC? So do I! Where at?



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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.CashCrazed

Resident Hacker


Da man in blackPosted - 4 April 2003 14:56 PST  Show Profile  Email Poster      Posts: 1525
Haven't been here in a while, thought I'd stop in.

I see Chupperson is showing off his images again. He's being just like I was when I first discovered the HTML secret. In case you're wondering, I was the one who discovered these secrets. And it's kind of hard to keep up the "master" hacker status here now after the admins told CW the last secret missing from his collection. Now he can just copy anything I do. Watch, HE'LL post in this format next!

Of course, the only reason these secrets got known by most people here was because a few months ago I started a "society" that encouraged people to find them(most of them are really easy too). Here's what they are:

Using HTML in posts
Editing other people's posts
Reply to closed topics
Close and delete topics

The HTML secret seems to be the hardest and most sought after one. I still can't close and delete topics, but the one person who can STILL can't use the HTML one.




This format is cool!

Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/4/2003 3:12:31 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 04, 2003, 05:08:09 PM
It's too bad that ALL of TMK can't post in that format..................
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mario Master on April 04, 2003, 05:55:09 PM
<img src="http://www.classicgaming.com/tmk/mariopedia/i/smrpg_yellow_note-cup.gif">If this works...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 04, 2003, 07:55:17 PM
Nah, I'm not gonna use that format right now. Too complicated.

Geez man, It's not possible to know how to do it otherwise!
Fifth taught Deezer how to do HTML on here, for Pete's sake!

Oh yeah, and we serve food here. Always have.
Take that, Mario Diner!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 04, 2003, 08:15:24 PM
What I find ironic is the fact that nearly, if not entirely, everyone who comes to this bar is below the legal drinking age.
Don't look at me; everything I've ordered is non-alcoholic.)  :)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on April 04, 2003, 08:33:43 PM
I got a new record on Seconds,Anyone?,
its 00:1:11!!!! Has anyone beaten that!?

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 04, 2003, 09:18:28 PM
Fifth..........taught DEEZER!? Geez, this secret must be harder to figure out to most people than I thought, if the ADMIN had to be told how to do it. Oh well then, I guess only me and Fifth have the satisfaction of knowing we found it ALL by ourselves. But I wonder if Fifth had really found out how to do it a long time before I even got here. Because on the first thread to announce that I finally figured out a way to use HTML here, Fifth did the same thing right there on the second post!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 04, 2003, 10:05:29 PM
Now I'm jealous. I wanna learn how to use HTML!! I learned a little bit in my tech class Freshmen year, but I've forgotten most of it and now I'm sad. This is why I don't have my webpage up. Sigh...
It's 11:00 on a Friday night and I'm sitting alone in front of a computer screen in the dark. *double sigh* I need a Tasty Tonic about now.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on April 04, 2003, 10:42:22 PM
Yeah, I told Deezer.  But I didn't know how to do it before you happened along.  I saw the post, and that it was possible, and immediately set to figuring it out.  I would've posted that evening if our "DSL" hadn't gone down.

I dunno, I guess the fact that I understood some of how the forum system works helped.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 04, 2003, 10:55:51 PM
I've been messing around with Javascript on these forums(see pages 81-83). And I also made a new post "format" with an avatar, rating, personal text, post count, etc. Of course, it's not generic, so it won't change with my current profile detail. It's been fun messing around with these forums.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 04, 2003, 11:18:28 PM
And what does Deezer think of this?

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 05, 2003, 11:37:00 AM
As far as I know, he doesn't really care.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on April 05, 2003, 05:00:52 PM
Ill have a shirly temple. and no, im not gay. its just a good drink...ah, yes, does anyone know of any earthbound type games coming out for the GBA? cuz, i mean, EB is so freakin awesome! i love that game! and wut about EB toys or somethin. i know Gamefellas has Mario, Zelda, and Metroid toys, but no earthbound...that sux
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 05, 2003, 09:00:30 PM
I am 18 tomorrow. DDR MAX coming my way. Getting thousands upon thousands of dollars every week from colleges. Life is good.

P.S. Don't talk about The Society so much.

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 05, 2003, 09:03:56 PM
I don't know about any EB games for GBA, but CharginChuck said there's one in production for GCN.



Here's your Tasty Tonic, Sapphira, and I don't have a Shirley Temple image, sorry. But here it is anyway. *gives it to LORD_DUKE*



The only reason Deezer let me know the HTML secret is because he knows I won't screw up the forum like ... um, kirby_101 and xizer.
(They were the guys that did that, right?)

I'm trustworthy. Heheh.

Plus, I'm supplying Deezer with all the Paper Mario images in the Mariopedia.



I fear the monkey in your soul.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 05, 2003, 09:06:01 PM
I posted that before I saw your post, Lizard Dude.

I fear the monkey in your soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 05, 2003, 11:00:42 PM
Ahh, the good old days of the Society. Or perhaps the bad old days, depends on how you look at it. It was a good time of challenging minds to figure out what could be done to the forum. Of course, it DID lead "terrorists" like kirby_101 and Xizer here, and eventually caused TMK to go into a "depression".
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 06, 2003, 12:36:48 PM
Wow. I guess it's a good thing I wasn't here during the "depression."
Although it sounds interesting.

Oh, and thanks, Chup, for the Tasty Tonic. Could I get a slice of Sweet Shroom with that?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 06, 2003, 03:13:33 PM
I remember those days! That was in the summer time if I am correct! Right around when the dreaded bandicootbuddy had left for god only knows time. Right? Hey Chup, could I get a Lemonaid and Mushroom. I don't need anything fancy. Just a Mushroom.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 06, 2003, 08:09:13 PM
Does anyone know where I can find some pictures of Fox's Arwing? I really need them!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 06, 2003, 11:32:37 PM
Dairy King, you can go to Arwing Landing for some good Arwing pictures, among other things.

I even mod the forum there, when it's up and running.

Oh yes, Here's your lemonade and mushroom.

Mushroom Boy: HEY!

Sorry about that. Here, Dairy King.

You get a whole bunch on the house for my mistake.

You know, this is a fun job. Hehe.



Sweet Shroom, comin' up, Sapphira!

Hmm... looks like Deezer forgot to put that image in the Mariopedia... I mean I don't have that in my cookbook! I'll get on that right away.

*5 minutes later* Uhh, here. I found one. It's just... kinda hard to see. Yeah. *gives Sweet Shroom to Sapphira*



I finally got to see The Two Towers this evening. MAN WAS IT GOOD!!! I mean, gol-lee, that was so awesome! Can't wait for Return of the King.



Meanwhile, X2 creeps up... that's gonna be awesome too.



You know what?

This is the 1337th post on the Mario Bar!

Fitting for me, I'd say. Heh.



You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/6/2003 10:51:56 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on April 07, 2003, 04:45:11 PM
indeed...well, that was interesting. anyways, EARTHBOUND FOR GC WOULD BE SO SWEET! AS LONG AS IT FOLLOWS THE NESSPAULAJEFFPOO STORYLINE! ILL HAVE ANOTHER SHIRLY TEMPLE! IM TYPING IN ALL CAPS ARENT I? YES...WELL...I AM THE 1338 POSTER...COOL!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 07, 2003, 06:16:56 PM
Mmm...invisible Sweet Shroom...
That's the best-tasting kind.
I'm the 1339th poster!
*Sips Tasty Tonic and takes bit of Sweet Shroom*

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 07, 2003, 06:57:08 PM
I'm the 1440 poster! Nyah Nyay!! :p I am also working on a Star Fox game, but I 'm not going to tell anyone what its like... heh heh heh...

Edited by - Dairy King on 4/7/2003 6:10:07 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 07, 2003, 07:04:37 PM
Nyah?! NYAH!!!?? That's MY word, which I stole from Bowyer!

*nonchalantly* I'd like a Yoshi Candy, please.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 07, 2003, 07:25:18 PM
...And I got it from that arrow shooting guy from SMRPG! Nyah?!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 07, 2003, 08:37:25 PM
The shooting guy from SMRPG IS Bowyer.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 07, 2003, 09:26:10 PM
That's Nya.

Here's your ShirLEY TEMPLE, LORD DUKE... OH CRUD I CAUGHT THE DREADED CAPS LOCK DISEASE

Yoshi Candy, Sapphira. Here you go.

I'm getting hungry. I'll have a Yummy Meal.

You guys didn't get it, did you? 1337? LEET?



You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 08, 2003, 10:08:53 AM
Yes I know it's "Nya". I was just spelling it the same way Dairy King did so I wouldn't confuse him. I almost corrected him, but whatever. Heheh

Thanks for the Yoshi Candy.
And LEET? 1337? Huh?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on April 08, 2003, 07:21:46 PM
YOU DONT KNOW 1337 TALK? AHA HA HA HA!! 1337 + /-\ /_ /<   /< ! /\/ ]) /-\  /_ 0 0 /< 5  /_ ! /< 3  + /-/ ! 5.../-\ /_ + /-/ 0 /_/ 6 /-/   ! +   + /-\ /< 3 5   /-\   /_ 0 /\/ 6 + ! /\/\ 3   + 0   ]) 0! anywayz, i looked on the Nintendo site and it sez nothin about any upcomin EB games, although i did see a new Final Fantasy and other kewl stuff too for the GC!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 08, 2003, 08:09:57 PM
Wah...? I'm sorry, is that some sort of alien language? I speak English, thank you. (And, well, some Spanish)

Tú eres muy loco.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 08, 2003, 08:46:22 PM
I just went to the MSN chat rooms, and DANG! Are all these people REALLY who their pic in their profile is of? Most of these people look like celebrities. Or maybe I just got in a chat room of really good-looking people?


Puedo hablar español también. Pero nuestro clase de español es demasiado facíl.

(Estoy en español uno)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 08, 2003, 08:48:54 PM
533, +h3r3 15 "+ru3-1337", l1k3 5.L. 5p0k3, bu+ 1 pr3f3r "53m1-1337", vvh1(h m41nly 5u135+1+u+35 num133r5 4 l3++3r5. 0f c0ur53, 1 mu5+ 3nd ur 53n+3n(35 vv1+h 2 m4ny 3><(l4m4+10n p01n+5... n d0n'+ 4-g3+ t3h unn3((354ry 1'5 @ t3h 3nd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111

That's the other kind of 1337, that I prefer. That, and you get to say things like "uber-lame" and "t3h"... kinda fun, actually.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 08, 2003, 09:12:06 PM
huh...

leave this place a while and you loose track of everything.

looks like everyone has been drinking mushroom tea around here.  from the mushroom that grow on cow crap.

anyway.   I would ask for a Fuzzy Peach, but I think our princess is in another bar.  So, give me a glass of that mushroom tea.

I have been playing my Japaneze GBA Mario games again, and I found that you can get 999 lives in Super Mario World, but it still shows the one ups, and the one up total still scrolls across the screen if you get a lot at once.  so, playing the same level about 70 times to get that many live probably make me a loser.  so, hurry up with that Mushroom Tea before I go back and get all of the red coins in Super Mario Bros. Deluxe.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 08, 2003, 09:23:19 PM
/-/323'5 y0\_/2 734, 1\_/!9150/\/.


! \_/53d 70 83 4 /\/3\/\/8!3 70 1337 700, 8\_/7 ! 907 \/\/!53 70 !7. /-/3/-/. 1337 !5 f\_//\/.



You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 09, 2003, 10:17:47 AM
I've already gotten all the red coins in SMB DX. Now all I need is to get my scores up to the top of the bar.

Yo comprendo. Ay caramba! Estoy muy cansada. Yo tengo las todas monedas rojas y también los huevos de Yoshi y medallas de la cuenta.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 09, 2003, 02:24:23 PM
There's a good trick I used on certain levels to get my score bar filled.

(BTW, what resemblance does 2 have to R in 1337593@/<)

SMBDX fue muy facíl para mí. Pero como digo, estoy sólo en español uno. Por eso, no puedo comprender todo que escribes.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 09, 2003, 04:21:28 PM
In English, please!

Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house late at night, and tied his mouth with a rag? Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest and stuffed him in a big plastic bag! If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say, but I'm sure if ol' Lar were still with us today, He would have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag! Oh, boy! What a joker, what a funny, funny guy! I'll never forget about Larry.... No matter how I try....

-Wierd Al Yankovic


Mama Mia! ''Samatta you?!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 09, 2003, 05:38:33 PM
Isn't that in that "Albequrque" song?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 09, 2003, 05:56:35 PM
I said that I have all the red coins, Yoshi Eggs and score medals. (I actually cheated and used a translator for score and medals. Heheh.)

Estás en el español uno? Estoy en el español tres. Pero mi grammatica es no buena. Comprendo por las palabras.

(Lo siento. Estoy acabada.)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 09, 2003, 07:19:41 PM
‚ â€šÈ‚½â€šÍ‚·â€š×‚Ĉُí‚Å‚ â€šéB

...Stupid thing. Doesn't support Japanese.

Anata min'na kurutteiru, or something to that effect. I'm just learning.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/9/2003 6:26:23 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 09, 2003, 07:55:22 PM
Changing this foreign language topic, I noticed my sig won't let me use an apostrophe. For some reason it changed to a quotation mark. What's up with that?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 09, 2003, 08:03:38 PM
Heh, The score bar... I used I think the same trick C.C. used. I had my bar going off the screen and coming back on the left side once... and then I got even more points and the bar merely goes off the right side...

Anyways. Yo hablo espanol ... y mis companeros tontos la hablan en mis otras clases. Odio cuando tengo que oir frases de espanol uno en mis clases de quimica o matematicas. Mis companeros son idiotas... Y no puedo hacer nada. iQue pesado!

Ah well.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 09, 2003, 08:55:01 PM
Heh.

Yo hablo un poco espanol.

I know more words than grammar.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 09, 2003, 09:24:57 PM
It appears several people have learned, or been told the html loophole.

Does TMK still want Japanese manual scans and screen shots.  i have all the Mario Advance games and Mario kart (or is it cart) in Japanese.

Speaking of all of this non-english, I have a French student, several Spanish students, and one deaf student.

Dang, this forum doesn't support American Sign.

I just rewatched Apollo 13.  Actually 4 times.

Did you know that after hearing about the US had landed on the moon, Saddam planned to put a man on the Sun.  When his scientists told hime it was imposible, he had them shot for being stupid.  He planned to go at night.

That wasn't really funny was it?

I sure do ramble when I should be grading tests.  But, a bar is no place for teachers, or should that be students.


Edited by - Luigison on 4/9/2003 8:34:07 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on April 09, 2003, 09:28:25 PM
The apostrophe thing has to do with the code the forums use.  I think apostrophes are used to comment out or something... I dunno.

Anyway, you can just use a backtick ` instead.  It's up there to the left with the tilda.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi zero on April 10, 2003, 02:23:42 PM
Yo tambien se español. Es mi "lengua materna" porque vivo en Puerto Rico y eso es lo que hablamos aqui. Oh, y con "lengua materna" no me refiero a el idioma de mi mamá, sino a mi primer lenguaje.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 10, 2003, 05:50:25 PM
Actually what I was singing from was a song entitled "I Remember Larry" from Wierd Al's Bad Hair Day CD. Learn something new every day don'tcha?
Could I get a mushroom? The thing is, I can't stand the things in real life. And my parents lied to me. They said "It'll make you super like Mario!". Whatta buncha crap!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on April 10, 2003, 07:02:53 PM
bummer 'bout the mushrooms man...andyways, i liek to get another serlie tempel. thats a goode drink. ah, yes, splinter cell was akchuallie releazed on teh eighthe, or 2sday. i think teh maiye 5th thing i waz talching aboot waz akchuallie teh release date fore the GBA verzon of splinter cell. either waye, id bye it in no thyme.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 10, 2003, 08:20:45 PM
I like mushrooms regardless.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 10, 2003, 08:28:57 PM
Here's your Shirley Temple, LORD_DUKE, and here's your mushroom, Dairy King. I'm too lazy to use HTML right now. I just downloaded the whole Super Mario 64 OST off this great FTP site. Bwahahaha! I just need a CD burner now.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 11, 2003, 08:04:28 AM
Ooh, can I get a Yoshi Cookie? Two, actually (since the pic...)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 11, 2003, 08:06:08 AM
Hahaha!! I have a CD burner! Muuhuu ha ha ha ha haaa *cough cough*!!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 11, 2003, 02:16:19 PM
Oh yeah? Well I have a CD burner and.... uhh.... A CD Player in the same thing! :p
Thanks CW! *Gobbles down mushroom*
Who else here likes Wierd Al?

Mama Mia! ''Samatta you?!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 11, 2003, 03:04:52 PM
Stupid 10th Grade year. I need a study hall but then I just sit around and am bored in it so... I think I'll take web page design. I HATE SCHEDULING!! ARRRRGH!!

Mama Mia! ''Samatta you?!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 11, 2003, 05:41:36 PM
At least you don't have to repeat your Junior year from being sick over half of the school year. Sigh...Goodbye good class of '04...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 11, 2003, 07:44:00 PM
Bummer! That must suck.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 11, 2003, 07:56:28 PM
Yeah, tell me about it. And I had a chance at valedictorian... Eh, probably not. It doesn't help any that I'm suffering from depression. And I don't get to see my friends anymore, othe than via email. Luckily this board cheers me up. Thanks, all you guys.

This is also why I'm on here so much--I have nothing else to do, anyway. I'm too sick to go to school (which there's no point anymore this year) but healthy enough that I'm not bedridden, and plus all my video games have been confiscated...) Sigh...this has been one lousy year.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 11, 2003, 09:06:00 PM
I like Weird Al. He's weird. Like me.

Here are your Yoshi Cookies, Sapphira, and the PM one is my sprite!

Well lookee there... it's two separate images!

I really need a CD burner... it's hard to compile a custom SFA OST with no CD burner...

Umm, Sapphira, sick with what, exactly?


Oh yeah, I haven't seen my best friend for 5 years and I haven't seen the girl I'm in love with for more than a year. It's pitiful, I say.



You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/11/2003 8:18:43 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 11, 2003, 09:29:36 PM
To be honest, no one really knows what's wrong with me. (MEDICALLY!) Doctors have done tests, I've been to a psychiatrist, ENT, psycologist, and any other medical experts, and they STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG! Ahhhh!!! I've been on so many drugs (prescription, of course) it's not even funny.

Personally, I think being depressed has weakened my immune system, so I catch every little bug that's going around, and it also takes much longer to get over it. But what can ya do. I'm just glad this year is drop-pass instead of drop-fail. If not it would have MAJORLY affected my GPA, but instead, it'll be like this year never happened.

Oh, and thanks for the Yoshi Cookies.  :)

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Edited by - Sapphira on 4/11/2003 8:35:37 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 11, 2003, 09:44:08 PM
Weird. You ever been on Ritalin? That stuff can seriously screw you up.

Oh, and you're welcome.

Ooh, on WTMK right now they're playing the MK:SC title screen music!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 11, 2003, 09:57:24 PM
Actually, I just started taking Ridilin two days ago. Ugh...that stuff has reverse effects... Made me hyper and even more sick. I told the doc I shouldn't take it, since I'm not ADD. That stuff's like glasses. If your eyesight's not clear, lenses help. But if your eyesight's fine, you see fuzzy. Just w/ ADD and hyperness. Whatever. It's not as bad as Aderol, though.

I did have mono several months ago, although it came out negative. I had all the symptoms, though. Hmm...maybe I've contracted a mysterious unknown virus...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 11, 2003, 09:58:33 PM
I've had Ritalin, and yes, it DOES screw up your mind.

I've been having some sort of "mental" disease, and it's making me kind of miserable. I have adrenaline pumping almost ALL the time, and it REALLY makes it hard to sleep.

Edited by - CashCrazed on 4/11/2003 8:59:14 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 11, 2003, 10:06:02 PM
I know of people whose parents took them out of school and off Ritalin and suddenly they started growing at incredible rates and got well. I don't have personal experience with it, and I'm glad of that.

Hmm, constant adrenaline and depression... sounds like me. I've been away from my two true friends (my best friend and the girl I love) for so long... whenever I get my hopes up to seeing one of them, I get those symptoms. Augh.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/11/2003 9:06:45 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 11, 2003, 10:17:45 PM
Ahh...The TMK Boards... a wonderful, happy place where everyone's obsessed w/ Mario games and suffers with traumatic issues...
Gah... CW, you just made me think about my best friend in the would wide world who moved away almost 4 years ago...and then I moved...and now we're even further apart. I'm in NC and she's in WA-state. Such a great way to pull out of depression...

Well, at least misery loves company. Everyone can wallow in the sorrows of the *real* world here. This is why I play VGs, as an escape from the treacheries of life. It's pathetic, I know...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 11, 2003, 10:23:24 PM
Heck, the real world is so crummy anyway, I spend somewhere totaling 85% of my time either here or playing games.
In fact, me and my 2 true friends are even thinking of starting our own game company.
Problem is, my best friend lives in Mid California, while us other two live in Northeast Oklahoma. Just need to communicate more frequently...

Yes, video games, refuge of the above-average average.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 11, 2003, 10:25:21 PM
Mid-California? Where at? (I used to live in Cali)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 11, 2003, 10:28:34 PM
Petaluma, currently. His stepdad's in the Coast Guard, so he gets transferred sometimes.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 11, 2003, 10:30:37 PM
Oh, never heard of it. I lived near Sacramento (the closest city you would've heard of).

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 11, 2003, 10:33:31 PM
I see.
See, he moved to Cali about 6 years ago, and he's only been back here once, about 5 years ago. Agh.

I found this great site that lets me download tons of game soundtracks. It's awesome.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 11, 2003, 10:35:19 PM
Are we the only people here right now? Crud. I gotta go to bed now. See everybody tomorrow!  ;)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 11, 2003, 10:35:59 PM
Oh, could I get a Special Shake to-go?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 11, 2003, 10:39:49 PM
Special Shake. Here ya go!



You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 11, 2003, 10:40:57 PM
Thank you! *Exits the bar*

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 11, 2003, 10:51:47 PM
I now live in Santa Maria, California, home of the Santa Maria Strawberries.  They're nearly a big as apples.  The city is also famous for its Santa Maria BQ.  Anyway, it's in cetral California, just north of Vandenberg Air Force Base, one of the nuclear missle bases on the west coast.  Actually, I think it is the only one and is in range of North Korea's missles.  That's a little frightning.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 12, 2003, 07:06:59 PM
I take ADD medication too! Not Ritalin... I can't remember the name. It's yellow and really small and shaped like a D. I don't have a BAD case, but...

With me, the more mild stimulants, the better. ADD medication and caffiene are the perfect combination for me to think clearly. I don't get it.

And I've never been able to sleep. Even before the medication. And caffiene has NOTHING to do with it. Whether I drink 1 or 10 cans of cola in a day, I still could never sleep.

I live in Indiana. I was also born there. Need I say more?

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on April 12, 2003, 08:09:45 PM
Hmmm, I don't have much experience with drugs or anything. But, being a teenager, I'm no stranger to depression either. But, with all that aside, Sapphira, while I may not be able to relate with your experience exactly, there is a girl in my class who's going through a similar situation as you. And, it just so happens to be the girl whom I like, but that's irrelevent.

   She was a junior when it happened, and she was valedictorian, oddly enough. She began by missing class what seemed to be every other day. Then slowly missing more and more, until missing it completely. The word was, she was depressed. Well, with my mother being the nurse at the school, whether or not I should have looked or not, I found out what medication she took.

 It seems she takes a medication to which it helps her concentrate, but has a side effect of depression. As well as an anti-depressent. The names of these medications are long passed me, as I didn't take them down on paper. It doesn't matter though. I miss her though, and I doubt she knows that.

  Don't get me wrong, I'm not looking for pity or sympathy, as I don't deserve it, nor do I wish to talk about my feelings anymore, however, I mention them as to let you know that I'm sure your friends miss you too. Whether or not they have the courage to tell you. So, I hope you get over your illness soon, as it not only affects you, but your friends as well. I also hope you continue to allow this place to cheer you up.

 I'm sorry, I've seemed to have gone off on my own here, continue where you left off, everyone.

Edited by - Black Mage on 4/12/2003 7:11:48 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 12, 2003, 08:45:57 PM
Sapphira, I hope you get better. From what you say is happining to you sounds very sad. Get well soon. You too, everyone else. I, fourtunatly, have never had to take medications for any reason, so I wouldn't know anything about what you all are taking for various illnesses. Get well soon, please!

-Dave
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 12, 2003, 10:21:21 PM
Sorry if that sounded a little cheesy. Hey, I posted a new story in the Story boards! It's moderatly funny. Its got some humor that only certain band geeks might get.

Edited by - Dairy King on 4/12/2003 9:33:14 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 12, 2003, 10:31:30 PM
Hoo! I have just claimed spot number 1,400!

Mama Mia! ''Samatta you?!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 12, 2003, 11:06:25 PM
I didn't think that sounded cheesy.
Heh, you know, it's funny. I've been feeling depressed because I miss my friends. Oh well, I guess we're all in the same boat, more or less.

I recently began downloading Game OSTs from this great site with FTP servers. I'm listening to the F-ZERO X Guitar Arrange album right now. This stuff rocks.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 12, 2003, 11:14:42 PM
That "Mario and Luig are Dead?" thing is funny! Ha Ha Ha!! I about fell out of my chair laughing.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 12, 2003, 11:17:07 PM
Have you gotten to the last posts yet?

Please, continue to post in Story Boards. We need all the posters we can get over there.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 12, 2003, 11:26:14 PM
Well, I was just there a couple of minutes ago, and had posted eairlier. I guess I could check it out.
Has anyone read my thing yet?

Once, I saw a flower, and I picked it, and I smiled, and I ran, and I skipped, and then I fell, and I cried. But then I saw the flower again so I picked it up and I smiled and I ran and...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 12, 2003, 11:28:23 PM
I haven't yet. I'm still over here in General Mario Chat.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 12, 2003, 11:31:30 PM
I just keep hopping back and forth. I'm going extremly fast concidering I'm doggin' it here at 26400 bps. I hate living around here. I can't get DSL!(Cheaply that is.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 12, 2003, 11:35:42 PM
I'm only like at 48000 BPS. But that doesn't stop me from getting these soundtracks... man, this stuff is great.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/12/2003 10:36:49 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 12, 2003, 11:43:16 PM
It takes me about 30 minutes to download a 2 minute song. I guess things could go slower though.. that would suck. I don't belive I've ever seen(well read) CW tel anyone to Shut up. I think it's kinda funny!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 12, 2003, 11:46:09 PM
I don't believe I've ever said that to anyone here. But marioguy is starting to get on my nerves.
If I'm not careful, he's gonna make me start insulting people like Frostbite does/did...

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 12, 2003, 11:53:11 PM
I kinda miss frostbite. When he insulted people, he did it with style. I have first post on page 95! GEE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 12, 2003, 11:55:37 PM
Heh, yeah. He's sort of a phantom now though, because he posted in Mario Word Association a few days ago. Weird.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 13, 2003, 12:05:19 AM
Spooky. To my knowledge, no one has posted in story boards, and I need caffiene.. Must drink pop... I went to Burger King today, and they still had the Nintendo characters crowns, so I got one, and now its setting on my TV next to my Mario and Samus bobble head.
I also ate the new Chicken Sandwich they have. Its was really good!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 13, 2003, 12:09:55 AM
Well, now it yesterday I guess... Hey, its still Saturday to me till I go to sleep. I only have two days off of school next week for Spring & Easter Break. I would have had the Monday afterwards also, but we used too many calamity days. Had to make a day up. Do'h! Say, what does Do'h stand for? I know it's in some of the new dictionaries...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 13, 2003, 12:14:00 AM
I thought it was D'oh. Anyway, the the apostrophe is a glottal stop, or something like that, in this case; not a contraction.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/13/2003 7:07:51 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 13, 2003, 11:43:40 AM
Ah. I see..
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 13, 2003, 01:24:18 PM
Thanks, everybody, for making me feel better. :)  And, yeah, my friends really do miss me. I remember when I showed up one day after being sick nearly two months, the whole class was cheering and saying "Yay, she's finally back!" It was really sweet. My algebra 2 class even made me a get well card. Sigh...I miss everybody.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 13, 2003, 04:19:30 PM
As silly as this might sound coming from a guy, I actually liked reading "Romeo and Juliet" in English class. I think I would have liked it better if we didn't have morons who can't read read the parts of the important characters. We read it out loud, in case you can't tell.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on April 13, 2003, 04:27:00 PM
 While I don't know where that post came from, we read the play my sophomore year in highschool. It was pretty good, since the girl who read Juliet's part has a wonderful voice and is ironically enough the same girl I mentioned earlier. Enough of that.

 Sapphira, if you miss your friends, is there not anyway you can contact them? I recall reading you said you could via E-mail, but don't you have their phone numbers or something?

  After thinking about it, it may be better if you actually see them. While I do not know the conditions of your illness, would it be possible to go to school for half a day or so to see your friends, or at least, ask a few of them to stop by sometime? It seems awfully lonely to be away from them all the time. No one should have to go through your situation, or anything like it. But, I think it'd be nice if you got to see your friends again, no?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 13, 2003, 05:39:31 PM
Yeah, I do keep in contact with them, but it's just not the same as in person. Plus I don't know everyone's email address, and some don't even have email. I'm just not a phone-person.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 13, 2003, 08:10:57 PM
In person and on the phone, my grammar and stuff isn't nearly as crisp as it is in text.
I've never read Romeo and Juliet, but I have seen an episode of "The Standard Deviants" about it. The story is too sad for me, I think. I don't like sad stuff.
I'm reading The Silmarillion right now. Good stuff.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 13, 2003, 08:22:58 PM
This is so bad it's almost funny. Our high school presidental and vice presidential elections were a couple weeks ago. One of the candidate pairs, on the day of elections, gave out about 30 of those BK Nintendo crowns (And asked their supporters to wear them). I got one, although I didn't vote for them or wear it. I saw about 20 people with these things on.

And they won too. Of course, there were a pair of candidates FAR more deserving to win than they were...

Of course, there were a pair that were far LESS deserving. An actual quote I made:

If those two [beep]s win, I'll seriously hit something.

Of course, they didn't win; the Nintendo crown people did. Although I really wanted another pair to win. I actually shouted "D*amn it!" in Chemistry class when the result was announced.

And I didn't get in trouble, either. Heh heh heh...

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 13, 2003, 08:25:35 PM
I'm surprised, Steve.
Of course, with the rest of the people in your school, of course you wouldn't get in trouble.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 13, 2003, 09:31:06 PM
At the last school I was at different classes have different hats.  The senior had BK crowns, the juniors Waffle House caps, etc.  They all looked kind of stupid at peep rallies, but it was fun.

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"I believe that with this game you''ll be able to feel the "newness" that was missing from Mario Sunshine."

- Shigeru Miyamoto
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 13, 2003, 09:35:05 PM
We don't do much fun stuff at my private school. Just boring routine.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 14, 2003, 08:00:28 PM
Zzz... So sleepy... Hey, could I get a Pick Me Up?  BTW, check out The Prophecy thread.  :)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 14, 2003, 08:12:29 PM
Hey, where is everybody? This board is so dull tonight.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 14, 2003, 08:15:06 PM
never fear luigisan is here


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"I believe that with this game you''''ll be able to feel the "newness" that was missing from Mario Sunshine."

- Shigeru Miyamoto on Super Mario 128

Edited by - Luigison on 4/14/2003 7:15:52 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 14, 2003, 08:17:43 PM
and now I'm done.


my wife wants to play video game or watch a movie on Tivo.

sorry, later

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"I believe that with this game you''''ll be able to feel the "newness" that was missing from Mario Sunshine."

- Shigeru Miyamoto on Super Mario 128
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 14, 2003, 08:17:43 PM
Yay! Human contact! ;)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 14, 2003, 08:17:44 PM
Yay! Human contact! ;)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 14, 2003, 08:19:22 PM
okay, but I gotta go soon.


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"I believe that with this game you''''ll be able to feel the "newness" that was missing from Mario Sunshine."

- Shigeru Miyamoto on Super Mario 128
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 14, 2003, 08:24:52 PM
too late, I am gone now.  see you in the funnies.

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"I believe that with this game you''''ll be able to feel the "newness" that was missing from Mario Sunshine."

- Shigeru Miyamoto on Super Mario 128
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 14, 2003, 11:00:45 PM


They stopped publishing Star Trek: The Magazine this month. *sigh*

Oh well, I have 47 of the 48 issues and I just need to get last month's issue to have a complete collection.

I just remembered that my Dad owes me $250. Woohoo!



You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on April 15, 2003, 12:24:51 AM
Mario Bar's getting old,we need a new bartender.

Im all screwed up.No,my life hasnt gone wrong,i''ve just held a screw attack item for more than 30 seconds!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on April 15, 2003, 04:22:11 PM
can i be the bartender? i mean i know i havnt been here for everything, but ive always wanted to be the bartender...ive always thought it woulda been cool. i dunno, i guess it would have to be decided by vote or something.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on April 15, 2003, 05:17:22 PM
 LORD_DUKE, just do it. I can't imagine someone would complain about something as insignificant as this. If someone complains, then it'll be my fault, for telling you to do it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 15, 2003, 06:55:52 PM
We're all FRIENDS here, so maybe we should just fix our own drinks.  This plays could be coffee shop tomorrow anyway.  Then where will we all hang out.

- puts 6 shot classes on the bar and starts to pour, but only a few drops come out. -

If this place does become a coffee shop, we need a big couch and someone to play guitar.



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"I believe that with this game you''''ll be able to feel the "newness" that was missing from Mario Sunshine."

- Shigeru Miyamoto on Super Mario 128
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 15, 2003, 08:25:59 PM
Ooh! I can picture it now! We can even have a theme song!
"I'll be there for youuuu..."  ;)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 15, 2003, 08:58:50 PM
Uhh...I just posted CH 1 of my fanfic (The Prophecy), if anyone cares. *Gulp*

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on April 15, 2003, 10:32:01 PM
I dont want this place to become a starbucks!
theres too many of them around!

Im all screwed up.No,my life hasnt gone wrong,i''ve just held a screw attack item for more than 30 seconds!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 16, 2003, 12:09:04 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE GIANT MONSTER COFFEE POT! Oh wait, that's a gnat. With lint.

Anyway, so, you think it'd be cool to be bartender, eh? So do I. Heh.
Anyway, I'll tell you what, LORD_DUKE, you can be assistant bartender. If someone orders a drink and I haven't served it yet, feel free to do so yourself.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on April 17, 2003, 12:00:41 PM
Okay, let's see how the service fares here:

I'll take a special shake.

And now we play the waiting game.

... ... ...
... ... ...
... ... ...

...That or Super Mario Bros. 3.
*Pops Mario 3 into the NES*
Run, Mario, Run!!

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 17, 2003, 12:06:33 PM
......


I'll have a...uhh..let's see...how 'bout a Megalixer.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 17, 2003, 07:41:02 PM
I wanna be the gutar player. Ha ha! I hath claimed it!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 17, 2003, 07:41:53 PM
I wanna be the gutar player. Ha ha! I hath claimed it!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 17, 2003, 08:02:39 PM
I'll be an annoying yet lovely smart-alec whom everyone can't help but adore and respect. *flutters eyes and grins innocently*

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 17, 2003, 08:03:52 PM
Ooh! Ooh! I wanna request! "Smelly Cat!" Yeah, baby!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 17, 2003, 11:13:52 PM
Fifth, here's your Special Shake.

Sapphira. Megalixir. Think fast. *slides Megalixir to Sapphira*



Since guitar is already taken, I'm gonna play drums! I have a request too! "Monkey in Your Soul"!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 17, 2003, 11:19:03 PM
*Barely catches it*
Woah! Watch out, there! You're lucky this drink has a lid on it, or else it... *collapses, once again, in mid-sentence from exhaustion*  Zzzzz....

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 17, 2003, 11:26:15 PM
Heh. I usually stay up 'til about 1:30 AM every day.
...I'm trying to get to bed earlier though. Increases my chances with the girl I mentioned before, as she goes to sleep earlier.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 17, 2003, 11:32:40 PM
1:30 AM on SCHOOL NIGHTS!? Are you insane?! ...Uh, never mind.

I stay up however long I want...unless my parents tell me a strict time. However, being as I'm no longer in school the rest of this year...

Hey, didn't you say you live in Tulsa? Some say it's the Paris of Oklahoma.  :)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 17, 2003, 11:35:07 PM
Hey! I just noticed that apparently I woke up! ...Maybe that Megalixer kicked in. *Duff Man voice* Oooh yeah! */Duff Man Voice*

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 17, 2003, 11:39:11 PM
Heh. I don't go to school. (Neither does she)
Um, no, Paris is in Texas. Guaahahahaha.
And yes, I do live in Tulsa, and I'm fairly certain it's nothing like Paris... although how is that meant, exactly?

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/17/2003 10:39:56 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 17, 2003, 11:57:32 PM
It was on an episode of Friends. I'm too lazy to explain, unless you really want to know.

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Edited by - Sapphira on 4/17/2003 10:58:22 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 17, 2003, 11:59:48 PM
Depends on if it portrays my city in a good light or not.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 18, 2003, 12:17:35 AM
Neither, really. *Groans* Okay, I'll explain it.

Chandler accidently got transferred to Tulsa. (He fell asleep during a meeting and agreed to what everyone else said no not look conspicuous.) Trying to break the news to Monica, he said something like, "You know how one day you wanted to live in Paris?"  Then he said people call Tulsa the Paris of OK, which she proceeded to say, "who?"
"People who've never been to Paris. Or Tulsa."

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 18, 2003, 06:41:44 PM
*Begins to tune guitar for "Smelly Cat"*
I just remembered. I can't play the guitar! My thread in Site disscussion is the longest any of my threads have lasted! I'll take a Yoshi cookie, CW.

Once, I saw a flower, and I picked it, and I smiled, and I ran, and I skipped, and then I fell, and I cried. But then I saw the flower again so I picked it up and I smiled and I ran and...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 18, 2003, 06:50:11 PM
I'll take trumpet. Oh, wait.... guitar and trumpet don't go together. In that case, I request "Malaguena". Wait... that's not a guitar song. Grrrrr, are you sure I can't play trumpet?

Then I'll take ... a Check cookie from Yoshi Cookie. You know, that one split into 4 parts of black and white?

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 18, 2003, 07:31:33 PM
I would like a hard boiled Yoshi egg.  You know, the standard white w/ green spots kind.

Trumpets and Guitars were used by Dire Straits and Pink Floyd and I think they both sound cool.

I know Joey and Ross played a PS racing game once, but are there any Mario or Nintendo references in Friends?

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"I believe that with this game you''''ll be able to feel the "newness" that was missing from Mario Sunshine."

- Shigeru Miyamoto on Super Mario 128
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 18, 2003, 08:12:18 PM
Yes! Actually there is!
On one episode, Joey tries to get the part of a 19-year old. He walks out of his room dressed as a "punk" and notices Chandler playing a video game. Joey says something like, "You playin' Playstation? Playstation's whack, man!" (Heheh...I loved that.)

I looked closely at the TV when Chandler was talking, and actually he was playing N64!  Mario Kart 64, to be exact. If I remember correctly, he was DK and racing on DK's Jungle Parkway!

(Maybe Deezer should add this to the thousands of Mario refernces.)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 18, 2003, 09:58:50 PM
Steely Dan uses trumpets and guitars too. And they're one of my favorite bands.



Dairy King. Yoshi Cookie.

Steve. Here's your cookie, even though I can't find a pic. *hands it to Steve*

Luigison. Egg. Now. No pic.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/18/2003 10:51:06 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 18, 2003, 11:43:18 PM
Could I get a Red Essence and a Lemon Drop? (Heheh...that's a baddie...)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 18, 2003, 11:48:48 PM
How you gonna eat this?


Ya want Lemon Candy instead, perhaps?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 19, 2003, 12:04:59 AM
Heheh... okay. It'd probably taste better, too.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 19, 2003, 12:35:58 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 19, 2003, 12:38:38 AM
Mmmm...Lemon Candy... *salivates*
Uh-oh...I hear a fleet of Anti Guys coming.  RUUUUUUUUN!!!!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 19, 2003, 01:18:44 AM
Chapter...5...now...up... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 19, 2003, 09:20:02 AM
Looks like the other kind of PMS - Paper Mario Syndrome.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 19, 2003, 01:02:57 PM
PMS, lol. Huh?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 19, 2003, 01:39:21 PM
Hahaha. Paper Mario was originally going to be called "Paper Mario Story", But they dropped the Story part for now obvious reasons. Bleh.

So, are we gonna start this playing stuff? *Takes out trumpet and warms up with a Mariachi song. Hahaha.*

And I'll have a Grinder. I don't care which one.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 19, 2003, 03:05:05 PM
How 'bout both?! Then you can have mutilated monkey meat!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 19, 2003, 03:42:48 PM
Bleh, how about a Grinder sandwich? A monkey between 2 saw blades. Yummy.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 19, 2003, 05:00:20 PM
Thanks for the egg.

* Luigison takes the Yoshi egg to the Mario Diner where he hands it to E. Gadd. *

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"I believe that with this game you''''ll be able to feel the "newness" that was missing from Mario Sunshine."

- Shigeru Miyamoto on Super Mario 128
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 19, 2003, 05:12:36 PM
Oh Gadd.  Now theres a big hole between the Mario Bar and the Mario Diner.

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"I believe that with this game you''''ll be able to feel the "newness" that was missing from Mario Sunshine."

- Shigeru Miyamoto on Super Mario 128
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 19, 2003, 10:33:02 PM
Haha. Steve, you win the award for "weirdest meal ordered at the Mario Bar." You get a gold Bowser trophy.






Hmm... looks like we're in business together with the Mario Diner. Who'd-a thunk it?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 20, 2003, 06:23:22 PM
Sweet! *Takes the Gold Bowser trophy back to his house (wherever THAT is) to display with all his mathematics awards*

Ya know, I was once a part of a freak show act where I ate saw blades... *Takes a huge bite out of the Grinder sanfwich. Loud crunching noises are heard to the disgust of most.*

Delicious. And what happened to the band, anyways?

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 20, 2003, 09:31:18 PM
Umm... I'm sitting over here waiting, on the drums. What kind of drums do you want on this song? *begins doing a variety of drumbeats to show his virtuosity*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 20, 2003, 11:28:29 PM
Bongos! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!  Hey, I'll play the keyboard. Ooh, I wanna get a 3 Musty Fears--with extra ghost--and side of crabs and crystal bits. Hold the cheese.

And LIVE from Mushroom Kingdom, it's Sunday Night!!!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on April 21, 2003, 12:36:26 PM
Looks like I'm posting in the Mario Bar again. Interesting.

Thanks for the water you gave me way back when, Bartender. I'm still not thirsty yet—again. Er . . . yeah.

I posted in BORED!! With a pinch of salt.

Edited by - Watoad on 4/21/2003 12:25:26 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on April 21, 2003, 08:10:25 PM
The Zynkanator is here!!!!!!!!!!
I heard a nuke went off here!
Where are ya Watoad!?
Cough... Cough...
Energy...fading....
I really need a sidekick...

Im the king,
you dino-guy,
ill smash you now,
so say goodbye!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on April 21, 2003, 08:15:59 PM
Ov . . . er  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . here . . . .

. . . uulll . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I posted in BOR—
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 21, 2003, 08:36:57 PM
WATOAD!!! Noooo! *Runs over to him, collapsed on the ground*  Quick! Drink this Able Juice! It'll temporarily make you immune to the radiation! Hurry! Now let's get to the Fallout Shelter!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 21, 2003, 09:11:18 PM
Wow. This thread is ABOUT to hit 100 posts.... and someone has to nuke it into oblivion. Smooth, people. Real smooth.

...

My Bowser trophy! *runs to get it back before going into bomb shelter*

And I never finished my sandwich! *sniff*

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 21, 2003, 09:19:59 PM
Luigison yells up from the Fallout Shelter, "Hurry up Sapphira! Get Watoad and Insane Steve down here!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 21, 2003, 09:49:53 PM
What in the...
What in the WORLD was Mario Master thinking?
Ugh... great. Now we're out of a venue AND a place to hang out.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 21, 2003, 10:20:39 PM
Okay, everybody! Follow me! The radiation should die down by tomorrow.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 22, 2003, 11:51:23 AM
*wakes up next morning after a quick drunken snooze* Uggggggh.............*looks at radiation poisoning glow on skin*..........Could somebody tell me why nobody dragged ME in there during that?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 22, 2003, 08:30:30 PM
*Sits with guitar* Got me. They didn't invite me either. Oh well. At least I got a cool greeny glow!
I did compose a song on my computer(the new one that is) for the first time. Its not all that impressive, so I'm not going to distribute it. *Hums tune to "A Song"(the title of my song)*

Once, I saw a flower, and I picked it, and I smiled, and I ran, and I skipped, and then I fell, and I cried. But then I saw the flower again so I picked it up and I smiled and I ran and...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 22, 2003, 09:06:34 PM
Wow, these topics go nowhere when I'm gone.  Perhaps maybe I talk (or type) to much?  Hey, could I get a(n  un)Healthy Juice?

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Edited by - Sapphira on 4/22/2003 8:07:59 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on April 23, 2003, 09:27:49 PM
WOO YEAH! 100TH BOARD BABY! oh yeah, this site keeps on actin up on my cpu (its fast, but the site just keeps on messin up) so i havnt been here in a while, but did i make bartender or not? oh well, i think ill just make my own shirly tmeple...wheres the cherries?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 23, 2003, 10:07:42 PM
Maybe CW could provide you with the Cherries.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on April 24, 2003, 03:55:35 AM
*brings a whole jar of rock candy in to Mario Bar*I found this in the Mario Diner.Free rock candy for everyone!

Im the king,
you dino-guy,
ill smash you now,
so say goodbye!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 24, 2003, 05:53:13 AM
Sweet! (Literally)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 24, 2003, 03:08:00 PM
Hey, everybody. I'll get you the cherries when I'm at home, LORD_DUKE, because I can't use HTML at the library. Oh, and yeah, go a couple pages back and you'll see that you're part-time bartender.
I'm in opera rehearsals almost every night and it cuts down my time here.
Too bad you guys all got radiation poisoning... but I'm a mutant and immune to it. AH HAHAHAHAHA >:-D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on April 24, 2003, 03:56:29 PM
w00t! PART TIME BARTENDER BABY! WOO YEAH! ok, drinks on me! *snort* as if...they ever...cost...anything...PAHA HA HA HA!!! ok...lets drink! hey, anybody remember tomagochi? the little giga pets?!? those were cool! yeah!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 24, 2003, 05:37:00 PM
Ughh... Don't remind me. I hate those little annoying things. But at least I only had 3. Nano, Giga Pet and Tomagotchi. Heheh... one of my friends had about 25. She now hates them more than me.

Although occasionally, when I get REALLY, REALLY bored in the summer, I'll start up my Nano again.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bluto on April 26, 2003, 12:13:23 AM
I remember I had a Nano Fighter, he was a sumo wrestler, and when you stuck another on it they would throw fireballs back and forward untill one would lose. I lost most of my fights because I fed him sweets all the time and didn't clean him when he got stinky.  I also watched the Digi-mon cartoon for the first couple seasons untill it got crappy, and my Dad would sing the theme song over and over utill we locked our selves in our rooms. My Dad also has most of his front teeth missing because his bridge kept falling out, which was kinda tramatizing(i can't spell fancy words) to my girlfriend, because he flashed his hillbilly toothless grin at us the first time she came over to my house.*notices everybody staring and the crickits chirp* uhhh... sorry I ramble on sometimes, I'll have some of that rock candy if you don't mind.

I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 26, 2003, 12:25:15 AM
Heheh...
Mmm...Rock Candy... *Salivates*
Hey, CW, where are you? We still need those cherries!

Oh, on another note, I finished the changes to CH 10 on my story (even though the rest of part 1 hasn't been changed yet).

I'm this here 'cuz I'm not sure my up-to-date readers would go there anymore since I said it'd be a while before the next chapter.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Quijo on April 26, 2003, 07:38:57 AM
 Aw, I haven't joined the party yet. (i'm a newbie, for green koopa-troopa's sake) Yeah, um ... *clears throat* i'll 'ave some super deluxe strawberry and marshmarrow flavoured ice cream with chocolate sprinkles complete with banana slices. (What is everybody lookin' at? Cheep-cheep outside the window? Oh, and two sugars. If possible. Is seat no. 7 free?


 All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 26, 2003, 09:41:16 AM
1500th reply. Think this will ever catch up to the Word Association?

Why can't you use HTML at the library? You can do it anywhere.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 26, 2003, 10:28:28 AM
NOOOOOOOOOOOO! I wanted to do the 1500th reply!  GAAAAAAAAAHHHH! I missed it! You got awfully lucky, CashCrazed.  ><_><

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mushroom Head on April 26, 2003, 01:50:47 PM
really 1500th post you lucky ahhh nevermind
anyway give me a mushroom juice please.


(*_*)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bluto on April 26, 2003, 02:06:40 PM
Hey Sapphira, if you hurry you can be the 1504th person to post. I don't know why that would matter but you still could do it.

I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 26, 2003, 02:23:42 PM
Heheh...Big wow. *Sobs quietly in corner*

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 26, 2003, 03:29:45 PM
A long long time ago...
In a galaxy far away,
Naboo was under an attack..

And I thought me and Qui Gon Jin could talk the federation into maybe cutting them a little slack..

But their response, it didn't thrill us..
They locked the doors and tried to kill us.

We escaped from that gas,
and met Jar Jar and Boss Nass.

We took a Bongo from the scene and we went to Theed to see the queen.

All wound up on Tatoine.
Thats where
we found
this boy

Oh, my, my, this here Anakin guy,
Maybe Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry.
He left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye, saying
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi
Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi...
Ah.. Thats all of that song your gonna get. Could I get some lemonaid?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 26, 2003, 04:52:38 PM
http://cac.psu.edu/~j5j/test/ipipneo1.htm

Go there and take the unabridged (300 question) test to find out more than you ever wanted to know about yourself. Took me about 15 minutes to take, it's free, and here's the results.

All you ever wanted to know about me, and a possible explanation for everything I have done or said here thus far:

IPIP-NEO Narrative Report
NOTE: The report sent to your computer screen upon the completion of the IPIP-NEO is only a temporary web page. When you exit your web browser you will not be able to return to this URL to re-access your report. No copies of the report are sent to anyone. If you want a permanent copy of the report, you must save the web page to your hard drive or a diskette, and/or print the report while you are still viewing it in your web browser. If you choose to save your report, naming it with an .htm extension (example: Myreport.htm) as you save it may help you to read it into a web browser later. If you choose to print the report, selecting landscape orientation for your paper will display the graphs properly. Using portrait orientation (normally the default for printers) will cause the graphs to wrap around and render them unreadable.
This report compares Steve from the country USA to other men of traditional college age. (The name used in this report is either a nickname chosen by the person taking the test, or, if a valid nickname was not chosen, a random nickname generated by the program.)
This report estimates the individual's level on each of the five broad personality domains of the Five-Factor Model. The description of each one of the five broad domains is followed by a more detailed description of personality according to the six subdomains that comprise each domain.
A note on terminology. Personality traits describe, relative to other people, the frequency or intensity of a person's feelings, thoughts, or behaviors. Possession of a trait is therefore a matter of degree. We might describe two individuals as extraverts, but still see one as more extraverted than the other. This report uses expressions such as "extravert" or "high in extraversion" to describe someone who is likely to be seen by others as relatively extraverted. The computer program that generates this report classifies you as low, average, or high in a trait according to whether your score is approximately in the lowest 30%, middle 40%, or highest 30% of scores obtained by people of your *** and roughly your age. Your numerical scores are reported and graphed as percentile estimates. For example, a score of "60" means that your level on that trait is estimated to be higher than 60% of persons of your *** and age.
Please keep in mind that "low," "average," and "high" scores on a personality test are neither absolutely good nor bad. A particular level on any trait will probably be neutral or irrelevant for a great many activites, be helpful for accomplishing some things, and detrimental for accomplishing other things. As with any personality inventory, scores and descriptions can only approximate an individual's actual personality. High and low score descriptions are usually accurate, but average scores close to the low or high boundaries might misclassify you as only average. On each set of six subdomain scales it is somewhat uncommon but certainly possible to score high in some of the subdomains and low in the others. In such cases more attention should be paid to the subdomain scores than to the broad domain score. Questions about the accuracy of your results are best resolved by showing your report to people who know you well.
John A. Johnson wrote descriptions of the five domains and thirty subdomains. These descriptions are based on an extensive reading of the scientific literature on personality measurement. Although Dr. Johnson would like to be acknowledged as the author of these materials if they are reproduced, he has placed them in the public domain.
Extraversion
Extraversion is marked by pronounced engagement with the external world. Extraverts enjoy being with people, are full of energy, and often experience positive emotions. They tend to be enthusiastic, action-oriented, individuals who are likely to say "Yes!" or "Let's go!" to opportunities for excitement. In groups they like to talk, assert themselves, and draw attention to themselves.
Introverts lack the exuberance, energy, and activity levels of extraverts. They tend to be quiet, low-key, deliberate, and disengaged from the social world. Their lack of social involvement should not be interpreted as shyness or depression; the introvert simply needs less stimulation than an extravert and prefers to be alone. The independence and reserve of the introvert is sometimes mistaken as unfriendliness or arrogance. In reality, an introvert who scores high on the agreeableness dimension will not seek others out but will be quite pleasant when approached.
Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99
EXTRAVERSION...............17 *****************
..Friendliness.............0
..Gregariousness...........27 ***************************
..Assertiveness............59 ***********************************************************
..Activity Level...........99 ***************************************************************************************************
..Excitement-Seeking.......17 *****************
..Cheerfulness.............1 *
Your score on Extraversion is low, indicating you are introverted, reserved, and quiet. You enjoy solitude and solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close friends.
Extraversion Facets
Friendliness. Friendly people genuinely like other people and openly demonstrate positive feelings toward others. They make friends quickly and it is easy for them to form close, intimate relationships. Low scorers on Friendliness are not necessarily cold and hostile, but they do not reach out to others and are perceived as distant and reserved. Your level of friendliness is low.
Gregariousness. Gregarious people find the company of others pleasantly stimulating and rewarding. They enjoy the excitement of crowds. Low scorers tend to feel overwhelmed by, and therefore actively avoid, large crowds. They do not necessarily dislike being with people sometimes, but their need for privacy and time to themselves is much greater than for individuals who score high on this scale. Your level of gregariousness is low.
Assertiveness. High scorers Assertiveness like to speak out, take charge, and direct the activities of others. They tend to be leaders in groups. Low scorers tend not to talk much and let others control the activities of groups. Your level of assertiveness is average.
Activity Level. Active individuals lead fast-paced, busy lives. They move about quickly, energetically, and vigorously, and they are involved in many activities. People who score low on this scale follow a slower and more leisurely, relaxed pace. Your activity level is high.
Excitement-Seeking. High scorers on this scale are easily bored without high levels of stimulation. They love bright lights and hustle and bustle. They are likely to take risks and seek thrills. Low scorers are overwhelmed by noise and commotion and are adverse to thrill-seeking. Your level of excitement-seeking is low.
Cheerfulness. This scale measures positive mood and feelings, not negative emotions (which are a part of the Neuroticism domain). Persons who score high on this scale typically experience a range of positive feelings, including happiness, enthusiasm, optimism, and joy. Low scorers are not as prone to such energetic, high spirits. Your level of positive emotions is low.
Agreeableness
Agreeableness reflects individual differences in concern with cooperation and social harmony. Agreeable individuals value getting along with others. They are therefore considerate, friendly, generous, helpful, and willing to compromise their interests with others'. Agreeable people also have an optimistic view of human nature. They believe people are basically honest, decent, and trustworthy.
Disagreeable individuals place self-interest above getting along with others. They are generally unconcerned with others' well-being, and therefore are unlikely to extend themselves for other people. Sometimes their skepticism about others' motives causes them to be suspicious, unfriendly, and uncooperative.
Agreeableness is obviously advantageous for attaining and maintaining popularity. Agreeable people are better liked than disagreeable people. On the other hand, agreeableness is not useful in situations that require tough or absolute objective decisions. Disagreeable people can make excellent scientists, critics, or soldiers.
Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99
AGREEABLENESS..............1 *
..Trust....................0
..Morality.................41 *****************************************
..Altruism.................1 *
..Cooperation..............3 ***
..Modesty..................49 *************************************************
..Sympathy.................1 *
Your score on Agreeableness is low, indicating less concern with others' needs Than with your own. People see you as tough, critical, and uncompromising.
Agreeableness Facets
Trust. A person with high trust assumes that most people are fair, honest, and have good intentions. Persons low in trust see others as selfish, devious, and potentially dangerous. Your level of trust is low.
Morality. High scorers on this scale see no need for pretense or manipulation when dealing with others and are therefore candid, frank, and sincere. Low scorers believe that a certain amount of deception in social relationships is necessary. People find it relatively easy to relate to the straightforward high-scorers on this scale. They generally find it more difficult to relate to the unstraightforward low-scorers on this scale. It should be made clear that low scorers are not unprincipled or immoral; they are simply more guarded and less willing to openly reveal the whole truth. Your level of morality is average.
Altruism. Altruistic people find helping other people genuinely rewarding. Consequently, they are generally willing to assist those who are in need. Altruistic people find that doing things for others is a form of self-fulfillment rather than self-sacrifice. Low scorers on this scale do not particularly like helping those in need. Requests for help feel like an imposition rather than an opportunity for self-fulfillment. Your level of altruism is low.
Cooperation. Individuals who score high on this scale dislike confrontations. They are perfectly willing to compromise or to deny their own needs in order to get along with others. Those who score low on this scale are more likely to intimidate others to get their way. Your level of compliance is low.
Modesty. High scorers on this scale do not like to claim that they are better than other people. In some cases this attitude may derive from low self-confidence or self-esteem. Nonetheless, some people with high self-esteem find immodesty unseemly. Those who are willing to describe themselves as superior tend to be seen as disagreeably arrogant by other people. Your level of modesty is average.
Sympathy. People who score high on this scale are tenderhearted and compassionate. They feel the pain of others vicariously and are easily moved to pity. Low scorers are not affected strongly by human suffering. They pride themselves on making objective judgments based on reason. They are more concerned with truth and impartial justice than with mercy. Your level of tender-mindedness is low.
Conscientiousness
Conscientiousness concerns the way in which we control, regulate, and direct our impulses. Impulses are not inherently bad; occasionally time constraints require a snap decision, and acting on our first impulse can be an effective response. Also, in times of play rather than work, acting spontaneously and impulsively can be fun. Impulsive individuals can be seen by others as colorful, fun-to-be-with, and zany.
Nonetheless, acting on impulse can lead to trouble in a number of ways. Some impulses are antisocial. Uncontrolled antisocial acts not only harm other members of society, but also can result in retribution toward the perpetrator of such impulsive acts. Another problem with impulsive acts is that they often produce immediate rewards but undesirable, long-term consequences. Examples include excessive socializing that leads to being fired from one's job, hurling an insult that causes the breakup of an important relationship, or using pleasure-inducing drugs that eventually destroy one's health.
Impulsive behavior, even when not seriously destructive, diminishes a person's effectiveness in significant ways. Acting impulsively disallows contemplating alternative courses of action, some of which would have been wiser than the impulsive choice. Impulsivity also sidetracks people during projects that require organized sequences of steps or stages. Accomplishments of an impulsive person are therefore small, scattered, and inconsistent.
A hallmark of intelligence, what potentially separates human beings from earlier life forms, is the ability to think about future consequences before acting on an impulse. Intelligent activity involves contemplation of long-range goals, organizing and planning routes to these goals, and persisting toward one's goals in the face of short-lived impulses to the contrary. The idea that intelligence involves impulse control is nicely captured by the term prudence, an alternative label for the Conscientiousness domain. Prudent means both wise and cautious. Persons who score high on the Conscientiousness scale are, in fact, perceived by others as intelligent.
The benefits of high conscientiousness are obvious. Conscientious individuals avoid trouble and achieve high levels of success through purposeful planning and persistence. They are also positively regarded by others as intelligent and reliable. On the negative side, they can be compulsive perfectionists and workaholics. Furthermore, extremely conscientious individuals might be regarded as stuffy and boring. Unconscientious people may be criticized for their unreliability, lack of ambition, and failure to stay within the lines, but they will experience many short-lived pleasures and they will never be called stuffy.
Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99
CONSCIENTIOUSNESS..........36 ************************************
..Self-Efficacy............54 ******************************************************
..Orderliness..............14 **************
..Dutifulness..............37 *************************************
..Achievement-Striving.....64 ****************************************************************
..Self-Discipline..........27 ***************************
..Cautiousness.............55 *******************************************************
Your score on Conscientiousness is average. This means you are reasonably reliable, organized, and self-controlled.
Conscientiousness Facets
Self-Efficacy. Self-Efficacy describes confidence in one's ability to accomplish things. High scorers believe they have the intelligence (common sense), drive, and self-control necessary for achieving success. Low scorers do not feel effective, and may have a sense that they are not in control of their lives. Your level of self-efficacy is average.
Orderliness. Persons with high scores on orderliness are well-organized. They like to live according to routines and schedules. They keep lists and make plans. Low scorers tend to be disorganized and scattered. Your level of orderliness is low.
Dutifulness. This scale reflects the strength of a person's sense of duty and obligation. Those who score high on this scale have a strong sense of moral obligation. Low scorers find contracts, rules, and regulations overly confining. They are likely to be seen as unreliable or even irresponsible. Your level of dutifulness is average.
Achievement-Striving. Individuals who score high on this scale strive hard to achieve excellence. Their drive to be recognized as successful keeps them on track toward their lofty goals. They often have a strong sense of direction in life, but extremely high scores may be too single-minded and obsessed with their work. Low scorers are content to get by with a minimal amount of work, and might be seen by others as lazy. Your level of achievement striving is average.
Self-Discipline. Self-discipline-what many people call will-power-refers to the ability to persist at difficult or unpleasant tasks until they are completed. People who possess high self-discipline are able to overcome reluctance to begin tasks and stay on track despite distractions. Those with low self-discipline procrastinate and show poor follow-through, often failing to complete tasks-even tasks they want very much to complete. Your level of self-discipline is low.
Cautiousness. Cautiousness describes the disposition to think through possibilities before acting. High scorers on the Cautiousness scale take their time when making decisions. Low scorers often say or do first thing that comes to mind without deliberating alternatives and the probable consequences of those alternatives. Your level of cautiousness is average.
Neuroticism
Freud originally used the term neurosis to describe a condition marked by mental distress, emotional suffering, and an inability to cope effectively with the normal demands of life. He suggested that everyone shows some signs of neurosis, but that we differ in our degree of suffering and our specific symptoms of distress. Today neuroticism refers to the tendency to experience negative feelings. Those who score high on Neuroticism may experience primarily one specific negative feeling such as anxiety, anger, or depression, but are likely to experience several of these emotions. People high in neuroticism are emotionally reactive. They respond emotionally to events that would not affect most people, and their reactions tend to be more intense than normal. They are more likely to interpret ordinary situations as threatening, and minor frustrations as hopelessly difficult. Their negative emotional reactions tend to persist for unusually long periods of time, which means they are often in a bad mood. These problems in emotional regulation can diminish a neurotic's ability to think clearly, make decisions, and cope effectively with stress.
At the other end of the scale, individuals who score low in neuroticism are less easily upset and are less emotionally reactive. They tend to be calm, emotionally stable, and free from persistent negative feelings. Freedom from negative feelings does not mean that low scorers experience a lot of positive feelings; frequency of positive emotions is a component of the Extraversion domain.
Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99
NEUROTICISM................99 ***************************************************************************************************
..Anxiety..................97 *************************************************************************************************
..Anger....................99 ***************************************************************************************************
..Depression...............97 *************************************************************************************************
..Self-Consciousness.......90 ******************************************************************************************
..Immoderation.............39 ***************************************
..Vulnerability............95 ***********************************************************************************************
Your score on Neuroticism is high, indicating that you are easily upset, even by what most people consider the normal demands of living. People consider you to be sensitive and emotional.
Neuroticism Facets
Anxiety. The "fight-or-flight" system of the brain of anxious individuals is too easily and too often engaged. Therefore, people who are high in anxiety often feel like something dangerous is about to happen. They may be afraid of specific situations or be just generally fearful. They feel tense, jittery, and nervous. Persons low in Anxiety are generally calm and fearless. Your level of anxiety is high.
Anger. Persons who score high in Anger feel enraged when things do not go their way. They are sensitive about being treated fairly and feel resentful and bitter when they feel they are being cheated. This scale measures the tendency to feel angry; whether or not the person expresses annoyance and hostility depends on the individual's level on Agreeableness. Low scorers do not get angry often or easily. Your level of anger is high.
Depression. This scale measures the tendency to feel sad, dejected, and discouraged. High scorers lack energy and have difficult initiating activities. Low scorers tend to be free from these depressive feelings. Your level of depression is high.
Self-Consciousness. Self-conscious individuals are sensitive about what others think of them. Their concern about rejection and ridicule cause them to feel shy and uncomfortable abound others. They are easily embarrassed and often feel ashamed. Their fears that others will criticize or make fun of them are exaggerated and unrealistic, but their awkwardness and discomfort may make these fears a self-fulfilling prophecy. Low scorers, in contrast, do not suffer from the mistaken impression that everyone is watching and judging them. They do not feel nervous in social situations. Your level or self-consciousness is high.
Immoderation. Immoderate individuals feel strong cravings and urges that they have have difficulty resisting. They tend to be oriented toward short-term pleasures and rewards rather than long- term consequences. Low scorers do not experience strong, irresistible cravings and consequently do not find themselves tempted to overindulge. Your level of immoderation is average.
Vulnerability. High scorers on Vulnerability experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress. Low scorers feel more poised, confident, and clear-thinking when stressed. Your level of vulnerability is high.
Openness to Experience
Openness to Experience describes a dimension of cognitive style that distinguishes imaginative, creative people from down-to-earth, conventional people. Open people are intellectually curious, appreciative of art, and sensitive to beauty. They tend to be, compared to closed people, more aware of their feelings. They tend to think and act in individualistic and nonconforming ways. Intellectuals typically score high on Openness to Experience; consequently, this factor has also been called Culture or Intellect. Nonetheless, Intellect is probably best regarded as one aspect of openness to experience. Scores on Openness to Experience are only modestly related to years of education and scores on standard intelligent tests.
Another characteristic of the open cognitive style is a facility for thinking in symbols and abstractions far removed from concrete experience. Depending on the individual's specific intellectual abilities, this symbolic cognition may take the form of mathematical, logical, or geometric thinking, artistic and metaphorical use of language, music composition or performance, or one of the many visual or performing arts. People with low scores on openness to experience tend to have narrow, common interests. They prefer the plain, straightforward, and obvious over the complex, ambiguous, and subtle. They may regard the arts and sciences with suspicion, regarding these endeavors as abstruse or of no practical use. Closed people prefer familiarity over novelty; they are conservative and resistant to change.
Openness is often presented as healthier or more mature by psychologists, who are often themselves open to experience. However, open and closed styles of thinking are useful in different environments. The intellectual style of the open person may serve a professor well, but research has shown that closed thinking is related to superior job performance in police work, sales, and a number of service occupations.
Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99
OPENNESS TO EXPERIENCE.....41 *****************************************
..Imagination..............57 *********************************************************
..Artistic Interests.......53 *****************************************************
..Emotionality.............39 ***************************************
..Adventurousness..........5 *****
..Intellect................84 ************************************************************************************
..Liberalism...............30 ******************************
Your score on Openness to Experience is average, indicating you enjoy tradition but are willing to try new things. Your thinking is neither simple nor complex. To others you appear to be a well-educated person but not an intellectual.
Openness Facets
Imagination. To imaginative individuals, the real world is often too plain and ordinary. High scorers on this scale use fantasy as a way of creating a richer, more interesting world. Low scorers are on this scale are more oriented to facts than fantasy. Your level of imagination is average.
Artistic Interests. High scorers on this scale love beauty, both in art and in nature. They become easily involved and absorbed in artistic and natural events. They are not necessarily artistically trained nor talented, although many will be. The defining features of this scale are interest in, and appreciation of natural and artificial beauty. Low scorers lack aesthetic sensitivity and interest in the arts. Your level of artistic interests is average.
Emotionality. Persons high on Emotionality have good access to and awareness of their own feelings. Low scorers are less aware of their feelings and tend not to express their emotions openly. Your level of emotionality is average.
Adventurousness. High scorers on adventurousness are eager to try new activities, travel to foreign lands, and experience different things. They find familiarity and routine boring, and will take a new route home just because it is different. Low scorers tend to feel uncomfortable with change and prefer familiar routines. Your level of adventurousness is low.
Intellect. Intellect and artistic interests are the two most important, central aspects of openness to experience. High scorers on Intellect love to play with ideas. They are open-minded to new and unusual ideas, and like to debate intellectual issues. They enjoy riddles, puzzles, and brain teasers. Low scorers on Intellect prefer dealing with either people or things rather than ideas. They regard intellectual exercises as a waste of time. Intellect should not be equated with intelligence. Intellect is an intellectual style, not an intellectual ability, although high scorers on Intellect score slightly higher than low-Intellect individuals on standardized intelligence tests. Your level of intellect is high.
Liberalism. Psychological liberalism refers to a readiness to challenge authority, convention, and traditional values. In its most extreme form, psychological liberalism can even represent outright hostility toward rules, sympathy for law-breakers, and love of ambiguity, chaos, and disorder. Psychological conservatives prefer the security and stability brought by conformity to tradition. Psychological liberalism and conservatism are not identical to political affiliation, but certainly incline individuals toward certain political parties. Your level of liberalism is low.

If you had the bile to read all that.... aren't you scared?

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 26, 2003, 05:33:13 PM
LUIGISON'S IPIP-NEO Report:



Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99

EXTRAVERSION...............28 ****************************

..Friendliness.............40 ****************************************

..Gregariousness...........44 ********************************************

..Assertiveness............24 ************************

..Activity Level...........18 ******************

..Excitement-Seeking.......50 **************************************************

..Cheerfulness.............23 ***********************


Your score on Extraversion is low, indicating you are introverted, reserved, and quiet. You enjoy solitude and solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close friends.






Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99

AGREEABLENESS..............56 ********************************************************

..Trust....................70 **********************************************************************

..Morality.................27 ***************************

..Altruism.................25 *************************

..Cooperation..............80 ********************************************************************************

..Modesty..................57 *********************************************************

..Sympathy.................59 ***********************************************************


Your level of Agreeableness is average, indicating some concern with others' Needs, but, generally, unwillingness to sacrifice yourself for others.




Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99

CONSCIENTIOUSNESS..........13 *************

..Self-Efficacy............22 **********************

..Orderliness..............23 ***********************

..Dutifulness..............17 *****************

..Achievement-Striving.....11 ***********

..Self-Discipline..........17 *****************

..Cautiousness.............38 **************************************


Your score on Conscientiousness is low, indicating you like to live for the moment and do what feels good now. Your work tends to be careless and disorganized.






Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99

NEUROTICISM................48 ************************************************

..Anxiety..................38 **************************************

..Anger....................18 ******************

..Depression...............55 *******************************************************

..Self-Consciousness.......64 ****************************************************************

..Immoderation.............59 ***********************************************************

..Vulnerability............66 ******************************************************************


Your score on Neuroticism is average, indicating that your level of emotional reactivity is typical of the general population. Stressful and frustrating situations are somewhat upsetting to you, but you are generally able to get over these feelings and cope with these situations.







Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99

OPENNESS TO EXPERIENCE.....31 *******************************

..Imagination..............54 ******************************************************

..Artistic Interests.......19 *******************

..Emotionality.............4 ****

..Adventurousness..........30 ******************************

..Intellect................71 ***********************************************************************

..Liberalism...............55 *******************************************************


Your score on Openness to Experience is low, indicating you like to think in plain and simple terms. Others describe you as down-to-earth, practical, and conservative.





Edited by - Luigison on 4/26/2003 5:42:29 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 26, 2003, 05:45:00 PM
Arrrgh!! Mine brain hurt! Stop using them big words!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 26, 2003, 05:45:02 PM
Arrrgh!! Mine brain hurt! Stop using them big words!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 26, 2003, 06:03:07 PM
I cut this down a bit.

Extraversion
Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99
EXTRAVERSION...............27 ***************************
..Friendliness.............50 **************************************************
..Gregariousness...........15 ***************
..Assertiveness............63 ***************************************************************
..Activity Level...........12 ************
..Excitement-Seeking.......11 ***********
..Cheerfulness.............50 **************************************************
Your score on Extraversion is low, indicating you are introverted, reserved, and quiet. You enjoy solitude and solitary activities. Your socializing tends to be restricted to a few close friends.
Extraversion Facets
•   Friendliness. Friendly people genuinely like other people and openly demonstrate positive feelings toward others. They make friends quickly and it is easy for them to form close, intimate relationships. Low scorers on Friendliness are not necessarily cold and hostile, but they do not reach out to others and are perceived as distant and reserved. Your level of friendliness is average.
•   Gregariousness. Gregarious people find the company of others pleasantly stimulating and rewarding. They enjoy the excitement of crowds. Low scorers tend to feel overwhelmed by, and therefore actively avoid, large crowds. They do not necessarily dislike being with people sometimes, but their need for privacy and time to themselves is much greater than for individuals who score high on this scale. Your level of gregariousness is low.
•   Assertiveness. High scorers Assertiveness like to speak out, take charge, and direct the activities of others. They tend to be leaders in groups. Low scorers tend not to talk much and let others control the activities of groups. Your level of assertiveness is average.
•   Activity Level. Active individuals lead fast-paced, busy lives. They move about quickly, energetically, and vigorously, and they are involved in many activities. People who score low on this scale follow a slower and more leisurely, relaxed pace. Your activity level is low.
•   Excitement-Seeking. High scorers on this scale are easily bored without high levels of stimulation. They love bright lights and hustle and bustle. They are likely to take risks and seek thrills. Low scorers are overwhelmed by noise and commotion and are adverse to thrill-seeking. Your level of excitement-seeking is low.
•   Cheerfulness. This scale measures positive mood and feelings, not negative emotions (which are a part of the Neuroticism domain). Persons who score high on this scale typically experience a range of positive feelings, including happiness, enthusiasm, optimism, and joy. Low scorers are not as prone to such energetic, high spirits. Your level of positive emotions is average.

Agreeableness
Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99
AGREEABLENESS..............33 *********************************
..Trust....................15 ***************
..Morality.................64 ****************************************************************
..Altruism.................31 *******************************
..Cooperation..............42 ******************************************
..Modesty..................26 **************************
..Sympathy.................58 **********************************************************
Your level of Agreeableness is average, indicating some concern with others' Needs, but, generally, unwillingness to sacrifice yourself for others.
Agreeableness Facets
•   Trust. A person with high trust assumes that most people are fair, honest, and have good intentions. Persons low in trust see others as selfish, devious, and potentially dangerous. Your level of trust is low.  (Inaccurate—it’s actually average, although ironically people seem to think my trust level is high.)
•   Morality. High scorers on this scale see no need for pretense or manipulation when dealing with others and are therefore candid, frank, and sincere. Low scorers believe that a certain amount of deception in social relationships is necessary. People find it relatively easy to relate to the straightforward high-scorers on this scale. They generally find it more difficult to relate to the unstraightforward low-scorers on this scale. It should be made clear that low scorers are not unprincipled or immoral; they are simply more guarded and less willing to openly reveal the whole truth. Your level of morality is average.
•   Altruism. Altruistic people find helping other people genuinely rewarding. Consequently, they are generally willing to assist those who are in need. Altruistic people find that doing things for others is a form of self-fulfillment rather than self-sacrifice. Low scorers on this scale do not particularly like helping those in need. Requests for help feel like an imposition rather than an opportunity for self-fulfillment. Your level of altruism is low.
•   Cooperation. Individuals who score high on this scale dislike confrontations. They are perfectly willing to compromise or to deny their own needs in order to get along with others. Those who score low on this scale are more likely to intimidate others to get their way. Your level of compliance is average.
•   Modesty. High scorers on this scale do not like to claim that they are better than other people. In some cases this attitude may derive from low self-confidence or self-esteem. Nonetheless, some people with high self-esteem find immodesty unseemly. Those who are willing to describe themselves as superior tend to be seen as disagreeably arrogant by other people. Your level of modesty is low.  (‘Nother mistake—it’s more average, while, also ironically, people think I’m OVERLY modest.)
•   Sympathy. People who score high on this scale are tenderhearted and compassionate. They feel the pain of others vicariously and are easily moved to pity. Low scorers are not affected strongly by human suffering. They pride themselves on making objective judgments based on reason. They are more concerned with truth and impartial justice than with mercy. Your level of tender-mindedness is average.

Conscientiousness

Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99
CONSCIENTIOUSNESS..........77 *****************************************************************************
..Self-Efficacy............80 ********************************************************************************
..Orderliness..............76 ****************************************************************************
..Dutifulness..............68 ********************************************************************
..Achievement-Striving.....89 *****************************************************************************************
..Self-Discipline..........32 ********************************
..Cautiousness.............75 ***************************************************************************
Your score on Conscientiousness is high. This means you set clear goals and pursue them with determination. People regard you as reliable and hard-working.
Conscientiousness Facets
•   Self-Efficacy. Self-Efficacy describes confidence in one's ability to accomplish things. High scorers believe they have the intelligence (common sense), drive, and self-control necessary for achieving success. Low scorers do not feel effective, and may have a sense that they are not in control of their lives. Your level of self-efficacy is high.
•   Orderliness. Persons with high scores on orderliness are well-organized. They like to live according to routines and schedules. They keep lists and make plans. Low scorers tend to be disorganized and scattered. Your level of orderliness is high.
•   Dutifulness. This scale reflects the strength of a person's sense of duty and obligation. Those who score high on this scale have a strong sense of moral obligation. Low scorers find contracts, rules, and regulations overly confining. They are likely to be seen as unreliable or even irresponsible. Your level of dutifulness is high.
•   Achievement-Striving. Individuals who score high on this scale strive hard to achieve excellence. Their drive to be recognized as successful keeps them on track toward their lofty goals. They often have a strong sense of direction in life, but extremely high scores may be too single-minded and obsessed with their work. Low scorers are content to get by with a minimal amount of work, and might be seen by others as lazy. Your level of achievement striving is high.
•   Self-Discipline. Self-discipline-what many people call will-power-refers to the ability to persist at difficult or unpleasant tasks until they are completed. People who possess high self-discipline are able to overcome reluctance to begin tasks and stay on track despite distractions. Those with low self-discipline procrastinate and show poor follow-through, often failing to complete tasks-even tasks they want very much to complete. Your level of self-discipline is average.
•   Cautiousness. Cautiousness describes the disposition to think through possibilities before acting. High scorers on the Cautiousness scale take their time when making decisions. Low scorers often say or do first thing that comes to mind without deliberating alternatives and the probable consequences of those alternatives. Your level of cautiousness is high.
Neuroticism
Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99
NEUROTICISM................55 *******************************************************
..Anxiety..................66 ******************************************************************
..Anger....................69 *********************************************************************
..Depression...............42 ******************************************
..Self-Consciousness.......51 ***************************************************
..Immoderation.............19 *******************
..Vulnerability............82 **********************************************************************************
Your score on Neuroticism is average, indicating that your level of emotional reactivity is typical of the general population. Stressful and frustrating situations are somewhat upsetting to you, but you are generally able to get over these feelings and cope with these situations.
Neuroticism Facets
•   Anxiety. The "fight-or-flight" system of the brain of anxious individuals is too easily and too often engaged. Therefore, people who are high in anxiety often feel like something dangerous is about to happen. They may be afraid of specific situations or be just generally fearful. They feel tense, jittery, and nervous. Persons low in Anxiety are generally calm and fearless. Your level of anxiety is average.
•   Anger. Persons who score high in Anger feel enraged when things do not go their way. They are sensitive about being treated fairly and feel resentful and bitter when they feel they are being cheated. This scale measures the tendency to feel angry; whether or not the person expresses annoyance and hostility depends on the individual's level on Agreeableness. Low scorers do not get angry often or easily. Your level of anger is high.
•   Depression. This scale measures the tendency to feel sad, dejected, and discouraged. High scorers lack energy and have difficult initiating activities. Low scorers tend to be free from these depressive feelings. Your level of depression is average.
•   Self-Consciousness. Self-conscious individuals are sensitive about what others think of them. Their concern about rejection and ridicule cause them to feel shy and uncomfortable abound others. They are easily embarrassed and often feel ashamed. Their fears that others will criticize or make fun of them are exaggerated and unrealistic, but their awkwardness and discomfort may make these fears a self-fulfilling prophecy. Low scorers, in contrast, do not suffer from the mistaken impression that everyone is watching and judging them. They do not feel nervous in social situations. Your level or self-consciousness is average.
•   Immoderation. Immoderate individuals feel strong cravings and urges that they have have difficulty resisting. They tend to be oriented toward short-term pleasures and rewards rather than long- term consequences. Low scorers do not experience strong, irresistible cravings and consequently do not find themselves tempted to overindulge. Your level of immoderation is low.
•   Vulnerability. High scorers on Vulnerability experience panic, confusion, and helplessness when under pressure or stress. Low scorers feel more poised, confident, and clear-thinking when stressed. Your level of vulnerability is high.

Openness to Experience

Domain/Facet........... Score 0--------10--------20--------30--------40--------50--------60--------70--------80--------90--------99
OPENNESS TO EXPERIENCE.....27 ***************************
..Imagination..............62 **************************************************************
..Artistic Interests.......34 **********************************
..Emotionality.............47 ***********************************************
..Adventurousness..........0
..Intellect................69 *********************************************************************
..Liberalism...............10 **********
Your score on Openness to Experience is low, indicating you like to think in plain and simple terms. Others describe you as down-to-earth, practical, and conservative.
Openness Facets
•   Imagination. To imaginative individuals, the real world is often too plain and ordinary. High scorers on this scale use fantasy as a way of creating a richer, more interesting world. Low scorers are on this scale are more oriented to facts than fantasy. Your level of imagination is average.
•   Artistic Interests. High scorers on this scale love beauty, both in art and in nature. They become easily involved and absorbed in artistic and natural events. They are not necessarily artistically trained nor talented, although many will be. The defining features of this scale are interest in, and appreciation of natural and artificial beauty. Low scorers lack aesthetic sensitivity and interest in the arts. Your level of artistic interests is average.
•   Emotionality. Persons high on Emotionality have good access to and awareness of their own feelings. Low scorers are less aware of their feelings and tend not to express their emotions openly. Your level of emotionality is average.
•   Adventurousness. High scorers on adventurousness are eager to try new activities, travel to foreign lands, and experience different things. They find familiarity and routine boring, and will take a new route home just because it is different. Low scorers tend to feel uncomfortable with change and prefer familiar routines. Your level of adventurousness is low.
•   Intellect. Intellect and artistic interests are the two most important, central aspects of openness to experience. High scorers on Intellect love to play with ideas. They are open-minded to new and unusual ideas, and like to debate intellectual issues. They enjoy riddles, puzzles, and brain teasers. Low scorers on Intellect prefer dealing with either people or things rather than ideas. They regard intellectual exercises as a waste of time. Intellect should not be equated with intelligence. Intellect is an intellectual style, not an intellectual ability, although high scorers on Intellect score slightly higher than low-Intellect individuals on standardized intelligence tests. Your level of intellect is high.
•   Liberalism. Psychological liberalism refers to a readiness to challenge authority, convention, and traditional values. In its most extreme form, psychological liberalism can even represent outright hostility toward rules, sympathy for law-breakers, and love of ambiguity, chaos, and disorder. Psychological conservatives prefer the security and stability brought by conformity to tradition. Psychological liberalism and conservatism are not identical to political affiliation, but certainly incline individuals toward certain political parties. Your level of liberalism is low.

Augh...my head hurts now.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 26, 2003, 06:12:24 PM
Ah yes, you HAVE to love me.

A 0 in Friendliness, a 1 in Cheerfulness, a 0 in trust, a 1 in sympathy .... a 1 in altruism (Generousness), and a 3 in cooperation. (And a 1 in overall agreeableness).

Not to mention a 99 in Anger and also in overall neuroticism, which essentially says I'm the eternal pessimist.

Aren't I special? I'm that prickly catcus thingy you HAVE to love.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 26, 2003, 06:35:21 PM
Oh yeah, I forgot this.

This report compares Sapphira from the country USA to other women of traditional college age. (Actually high school, but whatever.)

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Let's see...
4 low, 3 average on Extrovertedness (low-avg)
7 (ACCURATE) Average on agreeableness (avg)
6 high, 1 average on Conscientiousness (high)
1 low, 4 average, and 2 high on Neuroticism.(avg) (heheh...I really need to watch my anger--which is directed almost ENTIRELY towards my brother.)
3 low, 3 average, and 1 high on Openness to Experience. (low-avg)

Evens out to-- YAY! I'm an average person!! ...For the most part.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 26, 2003, 06:38:29 PM
Geez.
Anyway, I'm incredibly busy right now, but I'll be back tomorrow. Opera rehearsals. Watoad can fill you in on what's up.
LORD_DUKE, you can fill in for me until I'm back.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bluto on April 26, 2003, 07:49:17 PM
Uhhh... I had steak for dinner. It was very good. Cool huh?

I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bluto on April 26, 2003, 11:13:26 PM
Bitter fate! No one has posted on my story board topic "The Hero's Blood". BOO HOO HOO! Wait, maybe I am being too dramatic since its only been there for about a half hour.
Remember when Bowser and Booster kissed Mario in SMRPG? that was cool.

I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...

Edited by - Bluto on 4/26/2003 10:16:09 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bluto on April 27, 2003, 12:11:55 AM
I've been in the forums for the past hour and nobody seems to be around. I mean its ONLY 2 in the morning. I think I'm going to bed, read the prelude of my story, give me feed back, send me money( I hope they fall for that one!) ZZZzzz...ZZZzzz



I''m not lazy, I''m just... uh...

Edited by - Bluto on 4/26/2003 11:16:15 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mushroom Head on April 27, 2003, 03:56:41 AM
welll now ones around i better sit here
for a few hours. uhhhhh Boreing *gets out his gameboy advance and plays* (fun...)

(*_*)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on April 27, 2003, 05:57:32 PM
w00t! Bartender for the day! Anywayz...I've been getting really bored lately, mostly cuz I've seen just about everything there is to see on Homestar Runner. So...uh...if anyone wants to IM me, my AOL thingymabob is
MrChihuahua14
Just say you saw me from the Mario Board. Also, no one might care, but my birthday is next monday <img src="smile.gif" width=15 height=15 align=middle> THAT'S ONE WEEK AND A DAY AWAY!

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 4/27/2003 5:00:12 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 27, 2003, 06:22:47 PM
Speaking of birthdays, mine has an interesting relationship to the Mario universe.

I was born EXACTLY one week, one year (and one day of the week, of course) after the release of Super Mario Bros. in Japan!
Friday, Sept 13, 1985 and mine's
Saturday, Sept 20, 1986! Ultra freaky! @_@


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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 27, 2003, 06:30:11 PM
I wasn't born in correspondence with any game,(To my knowledge, that is) But I did enjoy a good 12 hours of the year 1987. Yep. New Year's Eve. I used to think everybody was celebrating my birthday in New York. Boy was I stupid!

I am poetry in motion. You are gibberish in neutral.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 27, 2003, 11:05:05 PM
Heheh...Cool! You were born on New Year's Eve!

You know what, now that I think about it, I'm starting to get REALLY scared at how closely intertwined my life is to the Mario universe.

1) Characters:  I have a close resemblence to Peach, my dad reminds me of Luigi, and a good friend of mine, Daisy. Also, my brother kind of reminds me of Bowser (or DK). My cousin has a friend that looks like Mario. (Never seen him, though.)

2) Places:  I used to/now live near several places with similar names to places in the Mushroom World.
An area/town/river/whatever called Nimbus --Nimbus Land
A city called Roseville --Rose Town
A street Shooting Star Lane --Shooting Star Summit
A subdivision North Haven (kinda like North Star) --Star Haven. (Okay, that one's stretching it a bit.)

3) My birthday/SMB thing mentioned above.

Freaky coincidences, no?  @_@
*Twilight Zone music plays*

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 27, 2003, 11:25:11 PM
Doodeedoodoodoodeedoodoo



Agh, cherries.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 28, 2003, 11:07:50 PM
Where is everyone...?
@_@ 1:00...so sleepy...must...stay...awake.... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... *head slams into counter* Wahh?! Huh?! I'm up! I'm u--....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on April 29, 2003, 08:38:27 PM
YAY! Cherries! Can you deal with that! no! you cant! Carol needs a new job! What is going to happen to her? Will she
start living in the richness that is life? Or will she start living
in the crappiness that is a cardboard box? Who can decide? Why we
can! Yes! That means you! Who? Don't make me repeat myself. It goes
on like a sparrow song! I need a shower! KACHU! Order the new (that also means improved!)
and improved SACK RACER 3000! Grease monkey never looked so good!!$! Order one TONOW!^!!

This randomness brought to you by a grant from:
LORD_DUKE
And the support of crazy people like you. Yes! That means you! Who? Don't make me repeat myself...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on April 29, 2003, 08:51:41 PM
Ooooooookaaaaay.........

I am poetry in motion. You are gibberish in neutral.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 29, 2003, 08:54:15 PM
Ditto....... *backs up slowly*

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 29, 2003, 11:30:46 PM
LORD_DUKE, you need to come write BORED.

Anyway, I was watching the Cosby Show a while ago and a tile fell out of the shower. Then a whole bunch of tiles fell off and they found that a leaky pipe was making the cement damp where the tiles were, and so Cliff (Bill Cosby) wanted to fix the pipe, and sure enough, he was dressed in blue overalls, a red shirt, and a Mario-style hat, only it was tweed, not red.
Add this to the (incredibly long) list of Mario references...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 30, 2003, 12:11:18 AM
I'll respond for Deezer:
><_><

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 30, 2003, 08:21:48 PM
Guess what eveybody? Chapter 11 is now up in "The Prophecy"! And expect Chapter 12 tomorrow, on schedule!

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 30, 2003, 08:45:53 PM
Hahaha, my story doesn't even HAVE 11 chapters. (Speaking of it, all you who haven't seen it yet should really read what I have posted of it and comment on it. It shows a somewhat different side of me than you see on topics like BORED.) It only has 7! So, once I post Chapter 4 tomorrow, it'll be over halfway done!

Still, I can't wait for CH 12, or all the other parts. I mean, your fanfic was the whole reason I got back into writing in the first place...

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 30, 2003, 08:54:33 PM
Heheh... I'm trying to work on it. Luckily, once I FINALLY had the time to just sit and continue/revise it, it actually seemed like it didn't take very long.  After CH 12, I'll explain what the changes were which caused the hold up.

Don't worry Steve, I've been replying to yours and will continue to do so. :)

Oh, while I'm here in the good 'ol radiation-free Mario Bar, could I get a Special Shake? Those things are good.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: gamemaster79 on April 30, 2003, 08:59:15 PM
It's a little late to be talking about that one pic that Insane Steve posted on this but... is that called Kick the Baby? My older brother showed my a pic called that and it was HILARIOUS! I mean that old granny walks up and boots that baby a football field far!
It was a long day today. It was long at school, boring as always. Then after dinner I make a hat shapped like my head at of tin foil. My sister walks in wearing one just like the one I made but with an antennea. She copied me! At least one of my friends, Brett, is going to sell my his Gameboy Camera for 20 bucks.
I live in Idaho!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 30, 2003, 09:02:49 PM
...

...Oookaaay...Were aliens nearby?
Hahahahahaha!! You mortals have to go to school!!! Muuhuuhuhahahahaha!!  ...Wait, so will I in August...

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on April 30, 2003, 09:35:14 PM
No school for you? So many people, like you and CW, are lucky that way. My life is sorta depressing. I have no real goals. School is such a joke I don't have to WORK toward it, I have no intentions of ever really having a financial goal, and forget ever having a social goal because I'm an outcast to the boys for my great intellect and weak physical ability, and never really liked by the girls. I don't look half as good as I do in my "self-portrait".



Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on April 30, 2003, 10:14:57 PM
Aww...how sad... I don't think you're that bad of a person...
Anyway, I'm only not in school temporarily; I had to drop the rest of the year for medical reasons. *Sniffle* I'm not gonna be class of '04 anymore...
Wait, why is CW not in school?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 01, 2003, 07:49:58 AM
Hey, whoa! I just realized today is my month anniversary of being registered on this forum! Party time! WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!

...Uhhhhh....maybe the party should hold off 'til more people are here. Heheh.... Wow. I'm tired.


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on May 01, 2003, 02:34:16 PM
CW is homeschooled. Such a lucky ****. I'd like it very much, because you don't have to be around other kids, and the increased difficulty of assignments wouldn't be any problem the way I breeze through school right now. My life is incredibly boring, and I need something to do with it.

My year anniversary here was March 17 or something, so I missed it. I think I might have signed up the VERY SAME DAY Insane Steve did, because on the day I signed up, I think I remember him making a newbie thread(one of the only 2 threads he's ever made, the other being the "Stupid Topic of the Week" awards) to introduce himself

Edited by - CashCrazed on 5/1/2003 1:39:10 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 01, 2003, 03:11:46 PM
Heheh...Aww...Well Happy late anniversary! (Month and a half, but aw well.)
Oh yeah, I forgot CW was homeschooled. Eh, I'd rather be in public. Wouldn't cooperate w/ my parents, and besides, I'd miss out on having a lot of friends.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bluto on May 01, 2003, 03:25:40 PM
Sapphira said PARTY!!!! WOO HOOO!(stumbles into bar with a lampshade on head while juggling rubber chickens) Look at me! I'm the life of the party!(proceeds to juggle chickens, but trips over a bar stool and falls to the ground). Uhhhhh... sorry,(scoots up a bar stool) but we can really party in two days 'cause thats when my month aniversery is. I'll have a bowl of pretzels and a coke please.

Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 01, 2003, 03:40:16 PM
Actually, May 1 IS my month anniversary, although I registered March 31. Sigh...Unfortunately April doesn't have a 31. Now I know the tragedies of those born on February 29.

Wait, why don't we just have a WEEK LONG PARTY!!! --To celebrate EVERYONE who's registered...uh...March 31 thru April 5! Besides, we gotta party on Cinco de Mayo anyway!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Fiesta!!

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'='~*


(My pitiful attempt of a smily wearing a fiest hat and blowing a...party blower-thingy.)


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 01, 2003, 03:40:24 PM


Edited by - Sapphira on 5/4/2003 11:05:28 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 01, 2003, 11:05:55 PM
Why does it seem like I'm the only one who comes here anymore? *Sigh...*

Hey, has anyone read Chapter 12 of "The Prophecy" today? ...Other than Bluto?

Oh, and check out my Mario Trivia Quiz-Off. (I think I may be asking too hard of questions, tho... hehehe...)

(Yes, I'm advertising, and for my topics too, but it's 1 AM and I have nothing better to do.  ...Other than sleep...maybe...)

Hey! I'm a poet and I didn't even...realize it!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on May 01, 2003, 11:29:17 PM
Party?  Aw, what happened to the cold, depressing bar where you can drink away your problems?

Yeah, I read the latest chapter.  I like how it's going so far, but I'm really wondering how things are going to resolve.

...
Are the colors on my monitor inverting, or do I just need sleep?
Oh, right "N ball" is on.  Eh.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 01, 2003, 11:38:56 PM
All in due time, my numerical friend; all in due time.

And yes, I decided to throw a party! This place's spirits need uplifting! Wooooooooooo!!!
*Dances on top of pool table, a filled mug in hand*
*Staggers while liquid sloshes, and finally collapses to floor*
*Gets up woozily (if that's a word)*

Man...I shouldn't've had all that Sparkling Cider...and those Pixie Sticks...that was bad news waiting to happen...! *collapses again*

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 02, 2003, 09:51:17 PM
I haven't had much time for the Mario Bar recently. I've used up a lot of my time on TMK typing up "The Third Attempt" (Which from what I've seen, about 2 of you are reading. I'm posting it so I can become a BETTER WRITER... and I need comments from you all so I can see what may be wrong or good with my writing style...) and each chpater is taking 1.5-2.5 hours to type...

Anyways, can I get some of that "Able Juice" (You know, sugar water and Pixie Stix)? I'll put it in my Black Russian and liven it up a bit. Heh heh heh...

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bluto on May 02, 2003, 10:28:05 PM
I was gonna start a big party tomorrow(well actually today) but since Sapphira will be gone this weekend, I'll wait to party hardy. Since I have some time to waste now, give me some of that able juice stuff you guys have been drinking!
P.S. Chapter 3 of "The Hero's Blood" is posted. READ NOW, OR DIE!... sorry.

Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!

Edited by - Bluto on 5/2/2003 9:33:22 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on May 03, 2003, 02:11:40 AM
sorry I havnt been here guys...uh pretzles and coke for everyone! MY B-DAY IS ON MONDAY! w00t! Jeez, im gone for one day and this board pops up 2 more pages! and everyones bored! im tired...its 3:05! break a bone and soot my dog! its mr. winklesteen! BWA HA HA HA! my friend is asleep! ill go poke him! cake is good, especially with the right amount of ketchup! Im prolly gonna go play "DBZ: budokai" now! have you ever eatin a peice of cheese that wasnt cheese, but it was like oatmeal? what? i dont know! i cant...uhhhhhhhh *falls on top of bar*

CW: that was wierd...
Sapphira: you wanna get him off the floor?
CW: naw...just leave him there...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on May 03, 2003, 03:41:11 AM
Well, I think it's about time for a series of unrelated quotes, none of which I shall explain.

"Stupid wisdoms.  Why do they gotta be all wise for?"
"Their mistake was in giving me sugar!"
"They just have to stop trusting everybody who dresses up like a nun.  It's all like 'oh hi, are you a none?'  'Nope.  Jewel thief.' *snag*  'Oh.  You're a nun then?'  'Nah.  I'm just here to kidnap the Abbess.' *yoink*"
"Eat sponge, painter kid!"
"Go pointy things!"
"..."

Uh, that's all I can muster right now.
Nothing quite like the wee A.M. hours.
-provided you're "up 'till" and not "up at."

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 04, 2003, 12:09:52 PM
Hey everybody!!! I'm back!!! It's party time!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bluto on May 04, 2003, 12:49:02 PM
PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!PARTY!
whew... I... I'm... outta... breath.
oh well, (juggles rubber chickens somemore)
tah-DAH!
(uses pick-up lines on various ladies in the bar)
Are you okay? That must have been a long fall from heaven.
I know they say milk does a body good, but dang, how have you been drinking.
Hi, my name's Bluto, but you can call me... tonight.(recieves blank stares from everybody)uhhh... I'll just dance on the pool table for a while.

Spill the blood of the innocent!!! Then clean it before it makes a mess!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on May 04, 2003, 01:15:02 PM
Let's have a wedding in this party also. I'll marry Yoshi Girl. Actually I did it with her in real life. After she met me she forgot about her acount. I need to get married, and what better place but her own topic the Mario Bar.

It''s ah me Marioguy!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on May 04, 2003, 03:22:39 PM
Uh...as the bartender for today, I don't think you guys should get married in a bar...I mean, come on! At least have SOME class! Ever heard of a freakin chapel?!?!?1 Besides, she doesnt come here anymore, so...yeah.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 04, 2003, 03:39:09 PM
Ummmm, marioguy, do you have Tourette's syndrome or something? Just wondering.

And Vegas would be far better for "them". Trust me.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 04, 2003, 08:14:03 PM
I'M BACK AGAIN!!!
Whoo... anyway.
Heh, Sapphira, I had to laugh when I read you saying you'd rather be in public school. I'm sorry, but the quality of life for most people in public school is pretty dang low, especially with what "popular culture" there is right now.
Sure, I only have two real friends, but then I have a lot of pseudo-friends that I hang out with too... I like it a lot better because I don't have to put up with the useless mental garbage I would get from school. I don't mean from classes and stuff; I mean from all the people my age. I would not be able to handle all the idiotic trash people in school (and other places I don't go to) think about. I know from the people I associate with that are in school that I don't want to know all the sick, worthless, and perverted things that people speak of (and do) in school.

Oh well. Sorry to rant there. Anyway, I'll be going to read all you guys' stories soon, when I get over to Story Boards.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 5/4/2003 7:16:15 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 04, 2003, 08:28:38 PM
Yay! More story-readers!

Anyhoo, 2 years ago I would've agreed w/ you, CW. But ever since I've moved, the kids at my school all seem to like me for who I am (at least the ones I know.)
A LOT of kids are annoying and have their "I'm so cool" issues, and those are the ones I do not associate with. But I've gotten to know a LOT more people than I ever did where I used to live. (Kids in Cali are harsh). Here in NC people seem to be nicer and more accepting, at least more so than where I used to be.
*Remembers cruel shunning and gossip from elementary school*
...Lousy traumatic childhood...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 04, 2003, 08:33:05 PM
Well, in North Carolina, you're probably right. I've only been there once, and didn't meet any kids there.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on May 05, 2003, 09:30:23 PM
Kids over here in Texas (or atleast the small percentage of them that go to my school) are a little of both. mort are accepting, but then you have your usual jerks. Like this one kid, he...never mind, youve probably dealt with kids like that all the thyme. well, anywayz *gets up on top of bar* ITS MY BARFDAY TODAY! THE BIG ONE-FIVE, w00t! 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 15 1515 15 15 1 51 5 15 1 5 15 1 5 15 15 151.5.15.1.5.5.1.5 1.5 5.1 5.1515.15  ok ok ok ok ok let drink soy sauce and whisk away our worries!!! IM NOT WEARING PANTS!!! *collapse*
CW:woah...too much cake...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 05, 2003, 09:39:32 PM
*Averts eyes* Oh dear gosh! Somebody get some pants back on him!
Ahhh...to be 15 again... That was the best year of my life. Ironically, little did I know that age 16 would be the WORST year of my life. Oh wait, that's THIS year. I still stand by my "worst year" proclaimation. *Sigh*...just 4 1/2 more months...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 07, 2003, 12:31:26 AM
Googh. People act like being an age is significant in some way. People try to class you on how old you are, when it really has no bearing on who you actually are. I hate that.

On another note, this year is shaping up (for me) to be one of the better ones I've seen.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 07, 2003, 08:58:05 AM
Heheh... *I* know that. It's just that about as soon as I turned 15, things in my life started going well. Soon as I turned 16, things started going badly. I did that 4 1/2 months thing as a joke. I think what played in effect was the *SCHOOL* year, not the year of my age, since my b'day's near the beginning of the school year.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 07, 2003, 12:36:37 PM
I wasn't referring to you in particular, Sapphira. I know several people who do that and it really bugs me.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 07, 2003, 12:42:11 PM
I figured that, but was just clarifying myself.

Hey, I put this in the "Let's talk about...you!" thread, but take the Personality Test at thespark.com. I'm an EXPERIMENTER(Dominant Introverted Abstract Thinker). (The info's in that thread.) Wow, I took that test like 6 months ago.


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 07, 2003, 12:44:29 PM
Umm... okay then. Haven't been there yet.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 07, 2003, 12:50:10 PM
What the hay! I'll post it here, too, since not as many people go to the General Chat.

EXPERIMENTER
(Dominant Introverted Abstract Thinker)

You are an EXPERIMENTER (DIAT). Although you're slightly shy (admit it!), you love control. When a problem comes in your way, you stomp on it swiftly and decisively. You are bothered easily by failure in others and failure in yourself. You don't like people that you don't think are intelligent. Rather than arguing with them, however, you would just as soon ignore them altogether.

In relationships, you have a strong heart. And because you're introverted, people take you as someone they can trust. But the fact is that in addition to solving problems, you like to create them. So there's a decent chance that you'll cheat on a loved one. If you do, you'll likely get away with it.

You're a good person at heart, but then again, who isn't?

(Yep. Definitely me, except for the "cheating" thing. Although I AM good at getting away with things--without lying...)



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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 07, 2003, 12:52:17 PM
Hmm... that sounds similar to me... where's the test again?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 07, 2003, 12:55:36 PM
www.thespark.com
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 07, 2003, 12:56:50 PM
Ok. I guess I'll go do that when I'm at home.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 07, 2003, 07:13:13 PM
Ok, I refuse to take anything from www.thespark.com seriously. I decided to take the "100% accurate" gender test. You guessed it; they said I was a woman. And then I told them I was a guy, and they told me I was a "freak of nature". (Of course, I knew THAT already...) Actually, here's the paragraph I found kind of funny:

"You know, for every question, we track very carefully what each gender answers. This allows us to guess with the utmost accuracy what you are. And in the rare case where we guess incorrectly (like now), we have the opportunity to learn from nature's mistake. You."

What's worse, this is the 4th consecutive "What's your gender?" test that said I was a female. I have yet to take one that correctly guessed my gender.

Meh, maybe I'm more mature than your average male? Or less risky? I don't know. Feh, I'll take their personality test anyways:

Like just 7% of the population you are an ACCOUNTANT (SICT)--reserved, meticulous, and dependable. While being called an accountant isn't really that cool, neither are you. You aren't exactly the life of the party, but you do have fun, and the people close to you really do love you.

There are basically two kinds of accountants, and you most likely fit into one of the two categories:
male

female
Seriously: accountants are good at whatever they do. They can always be trusted, especially by their friends. They almost never cheat or steal. (Some real-life accountants do, however, they are probably Judges (DICT)). You probably have a wonderful relationship with your family.

I am NOT submissive. That site is really inaccurate for me. I must be a total freak. Though I would make a good accountant.

I'm guessing I'm a bit more of a DICT. Ah well, interesting, though.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 07, 2003, 07:48:49 PM
And oh yes, I almost forgot: It also said that I'd die on Nov. 26, 2065.

Of course, it said that the second most likely cause of death for me was drowning, although I've been a competitive swimmer since I was 7. Cancer was #1, Heart attack #3, and Alien Abduction was #4... XD

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 07, 2003, 08:23:35 PM
lol. That's why I like emode.com better. The stuff seems more professional and accurate. Oh, and I'm "86% female." That makes sense, considering a have some guy-ish tendencies. *Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllchhhhhhhhhhhh*

...Whoops, that slipped! *grins sheepishly* Heheh...I'm definitely not a girly-girl. :)

Oh gosh! Inch-worms! Ick! Get 'em off, get 'em off!!!
...Er...You, know what? I'm just gonna shut up now.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 08, 2003, 04:12:06 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!! I'm gonna cry! ...Or scream!!! (Which I think I just did.)  Uuuughhhhhhhhhhh!!!

I just made a really elaborate, time consuming clothing design on the AC Community site, but it took so long that in the process I was logged out (and didn't know it)!! When I FINALLY finished, I submitted it, but it was invalid since it signed me out!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I lost my design!!! Aghh!!!!!!!!!!

*Sniffle* I need something to make me forget my troubles... Perhaps some Able Juice...with extra Pixie Stix?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on May 08, 2003, 07:03:58 PM
Here ya go ^_^
Anyways, I...have...nothing to tell anyone...wow. this is like...the first time i never had anything to say...oh yeah! Im gonna get a bass guitar soon! Im so happy! then ill get to...do stuff...yeah!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 08, 2003, 07:27:23 PM
Thanks. Is it because I've scared you? Heheh... Sorry, I'm weird sometimes. :)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 08, 2003, 08:24:03 PM
Woohoo! I'm happy now! After much grueling work, my clothing design has been published on the ACC!!
Oh, if you want to, please vote for me (or at least check it out, anyway.)
Finally I can show my artisticness (if that's a word)!!
I'm Sapphira there, too, and it's called the "Butterfly Tee." You'll probably have to use the search.

www.animalcrossingcommunity.com/patterns.asp


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 08, 2003, 08:47:15 PM
Why does it feel like I'm the only one who comes here anymore?

Oh, Steve, this is what the DICT personality says. (I literally lol-ed at what it said. My dad's dad is definitely, 100% DICT.)

JUDGE
( Dominant Introverted Concrete Thinker )

You are a JUDGE (DICT). Your affinity for facts and analytical approach to life help you some complex problems and make tough decisions that others cannot. But don’t think you don’t act like a b**** a lot of the time. You jump into arguments and hold grudges like crazy. Try jumping into the sack and holding buttocks, instead. You could probably use some love.

While some may see you as a bit overbearing and arrogant, your friends know that you are a trustworthy person with depth and a strong sense of righteousness. Although you are introverted and somewhat reserved, you have a forceful personality that your friends appreciate and your enemies fear. God help them. God help all of us.

~
Probers (DICF) and Performers (DEAF) absolutely drive me crazy. (In case you couldn't tell, I have the descriptions of all 16 personalities down on my comp. (Told ya I have OCPD.)) :P



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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 08, 2003, 08:55:19 PM
i think the nuke scared people away
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 08, 2003, 09:05:11 PM
Ah. Probably. Either that or *I* scared them away. Heheh...
Am I really weird or crazy or something? (That *wasn't* rhetorical, BTW. ...Although it might be best unanswered...)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 08, 2003, 09:07:02 PM
Yes, you only THINK you're alone. In some cases, that could be BAD, maybe life-threatening. But... since this is a Mario message forum, I guess it can slide... THIS TIME...

And the DICT personality seems a bit more like me than the SICT. In fact, the DICT describes me pretty much perfectly... from my eyes, anyways. Actually, I think just about every statement in the DICT personality perfectly fit me.

See... I knew I wasn't really submissive.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 08, 2003, 09:21:08 PM
Heheh... Oh, what the hey! Here's the Prober and Performer (my brother's), which drive me most insane. (No offense to anyone with these.)

PROBER
( Dominant Introverted Concrete Feeler )
You are a PROBER (DICF)--curious, passionate, driven, and probing. You’re the kind of person who can’t leave well enough alone. You have a very strong personality and a sense of adventure. And you’d rather go out and experience things for yourself than take someone else’s word for it. Some people probably think you’re a maniac.

People have a hard time believing you're an intelligent person. Perhaps there's a reason for this? Time will tell.

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PERFORMER
(Dominant Extrovert Abstract Feeler )
Like just 6% of the population you are a PERFORMER (DEAF)--personable, self-assured, and excellent under pressure. You are extroverted and strong-willed, which, in combination means you are good with people and aren't willing to let opportunity pass you by. Congratulations. I'm sure all the peons you've stepped on never saw it coming and didn't feel a thing.

You like being naked.

Anyhow, you have formidable creative talents, and you often following what your heart tells you instead of your logical mind. Your exuberance can earn you many friends and admirers, despite your ambition, or it can intimidate the less confident into keeping their distance. It's also possible you're Madonna.


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 08, 2003, 10:24:32 PM
Don't most people like being naked?
Uhh... well. Anyway... *whistles*

I'm going to go see how wrong that test is for me.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 08, 2003, 11:02:19 PM
...Haven't taken it yet.

Anyway, I was just out in my garage, and I saw half a dust jacket for a book called "Sapphira and the Slavegirl" by Willa Cather. Strange...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 08, 2003, 11:59:29 PM
My results:

DREAMER
(Submissive Introvert Abstract Feeler )

 Like just 11% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex.

Luckily, your creativity and strong heart mean you have a deep personality evident to anyone who gets to know you. It's just that not many people do, because most everyone thinks you're a loser. Talk to yourself less, other people more, little shaver.

I'd say this describes me pretty dang well. But the rest of that site... SCARY!
Oh, and I'm 51% mutant.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 09, 2003, 10:58:56 AM
Heheh... Yes, the rest of the site *IS* scary. That's why I like emode.com better, other than the personality test, which doesn't tell as much as thespark.

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Stress
"calm blue ocean... calm blue ocean..."
You have it easy. You exhibit a stress percentage of
24%

which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and retarded.

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
•   doing your homework; trusts us, no one will care in 5 years.
•   consciousness.

Heheheh... True, very true... :)

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I'm 46%-86% lazy.
(I took it twice--the first to show when I'm really hard-working, i.e. in school, and the second time when I'm an all-out sloth *cough*summer*cough*.

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I'm...
16% pickup-able! You're cold and unapproachable, like a big glacier that's unapproachable. And cold. Unlike the Arctic tundra, few even venture to plant their flag in you. You're definitely not a Scorpio, unless you were born between October 23 and November 21. The bad news is that you'll end up miserable and alone, probably knitting doilies out of cat hair. The good news is that this is apparently what you want. Honestly, I don't even feel comfortable talking to you right now, so I'm just gonna go… yeah… wash my friend's hair.

(Heheheh... That's me! There are 0% people  just as or less pick-upable than me. (According to the results)) Muuhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha!!!  ...Okay, let's just say I don't react well to those who hit on me.

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I'm 38% mutant
14% insane
93% pure

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As for my poor, poor inner child...

Little Filthy Old Pervert
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)
…More crazy than insane
Your inner child is the Little Filthy Old Pervert (PSDA). He's not so bad, though, as far as inner children are concerned. Just give him a park bench and a trench coat and he's ready to go.
What's more, you could practically hang meat on all of your hang-ups. Phobias, fetishes, anxieties, neuroses... there are so many things happening inside you at once that your inner child is lost in the woods and hunted by weird psychological animals. He stays hidden so much it's like he's not even there.
It's not so much that he's insane; it's just that you're crazy.
It's up to you to lure him out with bits of cheese and sugar and get him some rehabilitation. Or stay hunted.

Wow. Creepy. Poor li'l Sapphira, what have I done to you?

I should probably stop now, for fear of scaring even *more* people away. :p

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 09, 2003, 01:47:47 PM
Woohoo!!! I just got the 50000th post!!! Sweet!! And this is my 900th post!!! Two milestones!!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 09, 2003, 02:07:02 PM
Hey, could I get a spaghetti and a Special Shake to celebrate?

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Edited by - Sapphira on 5/9/2003 1:12:41 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 09, 2003, 04:53:18 PM
Ha, It only said I was 29% stressed, but... sheesh, I'm A LOT more than that. In fact, I'm really ****ed off that they said I was retarded. That's about the only (bad) thing I'm NOT. This comment after the result cracked me up though:

Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:

that nearby fire.

consciousness.

Muhahahaha.

And it also says my IQ is 191. (Actually, that just means I am 1.91x smarter than the average 16 year old male according to the test. The highest IQ ever on that test for a 16 year old is 218... I'm not that far off) That is the highest I've scored on an IQ test by about 35 points.

Where's the sanity test?

My inner child:

Perverse Ignored Dysfunctional Adult)


 Your inner child is the Diva of the Sewers (PIDA) --singing songs of a golden era, when people ate dirt and had to sell their limbs for Burger King cash. She is frequently seen drunk at the wheel of your psyche and likes to crash through the plate-glass window of your emotional storefront. Think of what the child of Michael Jackson and Elizabeth Taylor would have been like and you have your girl.

Whether you are talented or not at singing doesn't matter. Your inner child is covered in ooze. That matters. The inner-child-computing-device recommends getting your inner child to a celebrity detox center immediately.

I am also:

46% Greedy
77% Un-Telligent (I.E., able to handle situations, not dumb)
Will expect to make a million dollars by the time I am 27
50% Mutant
25% Gay
And of course, a girl. (Pfft... Still no correct answers on the gender tests I've taken online)

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 09, 2003, 08:26:28 PM
My IQ is 148. (So I, at age 16, have the intelligence of an average 23/almost 24-year old.) Hmm...I'm smarter than 92% of the population. ^_^
...Grrr... only 2 points away from being a certified genius.

Geeze, Steve, 191?! Now I feel unintelligent. Unfortunately my brain started giving out towards the end of the test, so my results may be a little off. @_@

The insanity test is a bit tricky to find--you have to "check your results" or check your friends'. It should be listed somewhere in there.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 09, 2003, 08:54:20 PM
Ok, a few interesting things about that IQ test. (WARNING: Possible spoilers)

The test took me a bit less than one half hour to take. I was about 3 minutes over the average time taken.

I was able to find 9 words starting with F and ending with M. How many did you get?

(My list): Firm, from, foam, farm, form, fulcrum, facism, fatalism, forum.

And what about those 2 "Extra Hard" problems on the last page? I got 15 sections for the cube problem (Imagine a cube flat on the surface of a table, and the other cube with one diagonal from an opposite corner perpendicular to the surface of the table. (So that it is taller than cube #1) Have the centers overlap. I counted:

6 corners jutting out from each face of the flat laying cube:
8 corners divided from the flat laying cube
1 central area.

Thus 15.

And for the gibberish, my answer was:

"your answer:"

As it said to enter "your answer:". And since 3 consecutive characters of the "question" were the same, it can't be a code.

The rest of the questions were fairly easy for me. My favorite question was in the "Find the word that joins the two words" section, the last one:

place_____ring

My answer? "bo" - placebo and boring. Heh heh heh...

And the "7-letter word starting in a" -- I know what they WANTED you to put: I replied with "austere". Heh heh heh...

Ah well, I liked that test, and not just because of the score. I'll take it again, just for fun this time, of course.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 09, 2003, 09:55:28 PM
Gah! "Your answer"! Normally I catch those li'l tricks!

Hey, were you able to get a word with all the vowels in it? Ambitiousness was my answer. (I'm so happy I got that one! ^_^)

Placebo and Boring. I never would've gotten that in a million years.
That "amazing number" one got me.
I got 8 of the F-M words.
What was your palindrome? Mine was "rise to vote sir"

HAF,ICE,JED,KGC,LIB --and--
2,HAP,HAF,AB --got me, too--
I probably could've gotten 'em eventually, but by then my brain was giving out.

Well, my IQ's higher than my brother's (137)and most people's, so I'm happy. :)  Although I wish I could've gotten 2 more points...

Oh yeah, and I'm  82% Un-telligent. (That test was hilarious!) The average score is 60%.

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Edited by - Sapphira on 5/9/2003 8:59:56 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 09, 2003, 10:23:12 PM
Oh, after some digging, I found the Insanity Test. :)

http://test3.thespark.com/sanitytest/
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 09, 2003, 10:24:46 PM
My vowel word was "Unquestionably". There's a Y too!

Or, a short one... sequoia. :P

My palindrome was "redivided". I thought it could only be one word. In which case, mine would be (Ignore punctuation)

I, madam, I made radio! So I dared! Am I mad, am I?

I also like:

Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog.

For HAF, ICE, JED, KGC, LIB... The first letter goes up one. The middle letter goes up two. The end letter goes down one. SO: MKA.

2, HAP, HAF, AB... Oh, man, this one was sneaky. Start with "2, B, OR, NOT, 2...". The sequence is the sequence of the first terms of the previous letter sequences from bottom up. Thus, the answer is the first term of the first sequence, or A.

Amazing Numbers are better known as Perfect numbers. Being a mathematician, I know by heart that 6 and 28 are the first 2 perfect numbers. The answer was 28.

I can't believe they asked 10+3. Of course, there's no way for alternate bases to change the anwser, unless you use Base 14 or higher. Then, the answer is either 13, or an arbitrary symbol representing 13 ones. Feh, that's likely confusing though.

And I though Mensa level IQ was 134? Hmmm... On an "Official" IQ test, I got 152 about a year ago. I trust that a lot more than this one which says I'm 191. (Maybe when I grow up?)

And did you get any F-M words I missed?

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 5/9/2003 9:26:17 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 09, 2003, 10:36:01 PM
I think I did. Unfortunately I can't remeber what it was. Wait, I think it was fathom. ...Oh yeah, and firearm, forearm and freedom. ...Maybe I *did* get more than 8.

Oh, and I re-took the Insanity test. I'm 19% insane. @_@

Lucky you! You are only 19% insane!

Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!

...Okaaaay... *Slowly backs away*

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 09, 2003, 10:40:55 PM
Bleh, I was thinking too simply for the F-M words. I only really thought of short words, and words ending in "ism".

And I was ONLY 41% Insane. Amazing. I thought it would be higher. And yes, the granite monkey DOES blah blah blah blork!

So yea.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 09, 2003, 10:44:40 PM
Oh yeah, the ones you got that I didn't were fatalism (which I remember getting the first time I took it...actually *started* taking, but was interrupted--and was such a long time ago that I couldn't possibly remember the answers I put, so it *IS* accurate), and fulcrum.

*pants* Wow, that's a lot in one breath!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 09, 2003, 10:54:35 PM
When I started taking it the first time along time ago, I was thinking too complexly (e.g. fatalism, facism). I totally forgot about farm/form/from, etc. @_@

Oh and I *do* believe life should have a sound track. :p

Geeze, no wonder your IQ was so high. Most were math-related questions and lucky for you you're a mathematician. Yeeuuck! I'm good at math, but I hate it. I can only take so much of it before my brain runs away, disoriented.
Oh, did you get the one with the castaway and the Sprite? I didn't even bother after thinking how long it would take and complex it would be. X_X

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 10, 2003, 12:20:17 AM
I think I have a higher IQ than I'd get on one of those tests. I'm terrible at math. Anyway, I know some other good palindromes:

Able was I, ere I saw Elba.

And here's a really good one:

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

Oh, and lookey theere?!
Slathering billycrickets! You are 38% insane! Partly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.

Edited by - ChupPerson WEIRD on 5/9/2003 11:24:32 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 10, 2003, 05:09:17 PM
The Sprite question took me a lot of thought. Maybe 3 minutes. Here's how I did it:

First, I realized that on the 20th day, he would have drinken the entire contents of the bottle, so it is on the 20th day where he runs out of Sprite.

Next, you find the amount of TOTAL LIQUID he drinks in those 20 days. It is:

20
E (k)
k=1

Or, the sum of all integers between 1 and 20. that is: 1+20 + 2+19 + 3+18 ... + 10+11. This is 21*10, or 210 total ounces of fluid.

Now, the amount of Sprite never changes. Therefore, of that 210 ounces of fluid, 20 ounces of it was Sprite, and the rest was water. Therefore, the amount of WATER is:

210-20=190 ounces of water. A tricky problem, yes.

And I took the quiz again yesterday with the same answers, but in under 6 minutes, and my IQ became 204. So the time you take does play some factor in your scoring. (The extra 23-24 minutes lowered the score 13 points.)

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 10, 2003, 05:15:24 PM
...
You already lost me on the Sprite question.

Oh, and "redivided" isn't a palindrome. "Redivide*R*" is.

Your 16, right? Junior or Sophomore? What math class are you in anyway? I'm a Junior in Algebra 2.

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Edited by - Sapphira on 5/10/2003 4:16:42 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 10, 2003, 05:31:09 PM
All you need to know for the Sprite is that he drinks 210 ounces of fluid, and 20 ounces of it is Sprite.

And yes... That would be a typo. I had "redivider" down.

And I am a Sophomore in Honors Alg. II. Bleh, it's far too easy. I tore a 37/40 test in half in front of the whole class last week. I'm still royally angry at myself for such a low score.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 10, 2003, 05:59:24 PM
Yeesh. You ARE good at math. I may have the highest grade in my class, but a 47/50 is no big deal. As long as it's an A, I'm happy.

Meh, I'll stick with my art talent. It's a year ahead of my grade -and- honors, like your math class. My English class is high, but honors and at my grade level (which it HAS to be at your grade level. There's no way I'm taking AP (Advanced Placement), which is practiacally one grade higher + honors.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 10, 2003, 06:14:30 PM
Hmmmph, in our school, Honors Alg. II IS the sophmore's highest math class. And, for the first time in YEARS, our STUPID class was contracted into 2 honors Alg. II classes! Most years, there are enough students of decent intelligence for 3 such classes. And more and more people are dropping honor by the week almost. Our class is also really lazy. (I even show this by doing my homework the period before it's due. Of course, I actually have the intelligence to do GOOD on it.)

And of course life should have a soundtrack! Mine would be: "The Best of Funhouse Background Music Vol. III."

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 10, 2003, 06:30:54 PM
You mean you have the intelligence to do WELL on it.
(Heheh...sorry, couldn't resist. You may be better at math, but I'm better at English, so nya! :p )

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 10, 2003, 09:20:23 PM
What I like are reversed palindromes.

devil = lived
Nebraska = Aksarben (A town there, and a street on my old block.)

I can't think of anymore right now.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 10, 2003, 10:28:13 PM
Those aren't reverse palindromes. They're ...something, I just can't remember what. Arrgh. Perhaps Steve knows?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 11, 2003, 01:20:31 PM
I don't know what they're called. I just made that name up.

stressed = desserts :)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 11, 2003, 01:24:10 PM
What you're doing is reversing the letters of a word to make a new "word". I like to call it "Stupid RPG alias making". I don't know if it has a term.

And good, well, so? My SAT-V was only 590 when I took it in 8th grade (Opposed to 790 SAT-M)... give me a break here.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 11, 2003, 01:47:01 PM
Heheh...okay, Enasni Evets. :)

This is Arihppas!! (Actually, my real name would be Ailuj.)

My English is always a bit higher than Math on the SATs. Well, the SAT9, anyway. My math usually goes down 'cuz I can never finish it in time. (Gah! I hate being a perfectionist!)

Oh and the "good vs. well" thing... Good is used as an adjective (i.e. good morning.), and well is used as an adverb (i.e. don't feel well; she ran well).

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Edited by - Sapphira on 5/11/2003 12:54:05 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on May 11, 2003, 07:06:36 PM
I do pretty well in both math and english, but I'm better at math. Never took the SAT, only elementary intelligence tests. I'm far too lazy to pay attention to any of my intellectual abilities, and I don't have any goals relating them. You could compare me to a computer that hardly ever gets turned on.

And I came up with the PERFECT sig line for Steve, based on an old saying:

"There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I drew it."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 11, 2003, 07:34:09 PM
All of this is cool, but can a guy get a drink in here?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 11, 2003, 07:43:24 PM
You'd have to ask CW or Lord Duke.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 11, 2003, 07:55:55 PM
Okay.  CW or Lord Duke, can a guy get a drink around here?

I would like a Super Soda and a Super Shroom.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 11, 2003, 08:32:03 PM
Hey, since it seems neither of them are around, here's one on me. *reaches behind counter and steals some*

Here's your Super Soda and Super Shroom. I bet you'll feel super afterward! ^_^
*Helps self to Special Shake machine*

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 11, 2003, 09:05:59 PM
[Picture]
[Picture]

Thanks.  All this math was making my head hurt.  Either that or staring at a computer screen for hours while researching ways to get SMB3 on my GBA sp.

I hope they don't care about us serving ourselves.







Posted by Luigison.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 11, 2003, 09:47:28 PM
Speaking of tests, I took the AP Calculus AB test last Thursday. It was about 4.5 hours and had half with calculator and half without. All of the multiple choice problems were cake except about five of the with-calc problems. Then there are three with-calc big problems (45 minutes) and three without-calc big problems (45 minutes). The with-calcs were no problem and 2.2 of the without-calcs were no problem. However, one of them got a bit sticky with convoluted by-hand integrals of trinomial over random stuff functions. Anyway, I probably only got about 0.2 of the problem right. Ah well. Thus is life.

I take the AP English Literature test on the 21st. Wish me luck.

Last year on the ACT, I got 35 composite and last year on the SAT, I got 1520.

Oh, and if math makes your head hurt, you might not want to look at my latest Fallout Shelter post.

Bye.

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 11, 2003, 09:51:31 PM
Yes, I've been posting multiple complaints there. ^_^
See my sig.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 11, 2003, 10:54:54 PM
Hey Sapphira and Luigison, you each gotta pay me 50 coins for taking stuff without asking. Even though it's free. Eee hee hee hee!
And I get an extra life. Hahaha!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 12, 2003, 07:23:03 AM
Uh oh. Busted.
Well, you weren't around, so it's technically *YOUR* fault. And, like you said, the stuff's free, so why does it matter?
And "Eee hee hee hee," yourself. :P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 12, 2003, 05:59:14 PM
Free is a relative term.  Here is part of my chat with Yahoo! help.

Me:  You mean I have to pay $9.95 per month to keep my FREE email address.
Help:  Yes, ...

Thus, my new email address is dr_shows@yahoo.com

Maybe it should have been something like yahoo_sucks@ihateyahoo.com

But, I still like Yahoo, I just hate their SBC account practices.

C.W. I will pay the coins later.

Edited by - Luigison on 5/12/2003 8:37:47 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 12, 2003, 06:20:33 PM
Luigison, why don't you just use Hotmail? It's free and you get 2MB. If you want a lot more space (10MB), though, you have to pay.
(Heh. I sound like an advertiser for them.)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 12, 2003, 07:13:00 PM
Bleh, I'm still reeling from that 9 hour math test that I got a resoundingly high 1/42 on. Go me.

And I got a 790/800 SAT-M in 8th grade. My verbal was... erm.... not that impressive.

And I need a drink. *hic*

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 12, 2003, 07:17:31 PM
Sounds like you've already had one. ^_^

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 12, 2003, 07:24:07 PM
So?

(Shortest post ever for me. Actually, with this comment, it is no longer the shortest post ever. So ignore this comment. Wait, now it is the shortest post ever... Bleh, just give me the drink.)

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 12, 2003, 07:39:11 PM
Heh. I made my shortest post ever today, too. It was "No."  (Of course, I ruined it, also, by adding practically that very same comment.)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 12, 2003, 09:51:04 PM
Here's the coins I owe you C.W. You also get a 2% tip.  If you are actually here to serve us next time you might get a bigger tip.









Posted by Luigison.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 12, 2003, 09:52:41 PM
Whoops!  I should of used a
 or <p> instead of spreading them all across the bar.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 12, 2003, 10:14:59 PM
What the heck test was that, Steve?

And is that 1 point out of 42 points? That doesn't sound very good...

"I''m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on May 13, 2003, 03:55:14 PM
YO YO YO, LORD_DUKE IN DA HIZZAY FO SHIZZAY!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 13, 2003, 04:07:00 PM
I have no idea what you just said.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 13, 2003, 06:50:45 PM
Yes, that is 1/42. The test was the USAMO (USA Mathematical Olympiad). Essentially, they invite the 250 best high school (or younger) students in the nation to take the USAMO. And then you are asked 6 proof questions. 7 points possible for each. I managed to get 1/7 for one of the proofs and 0s for the other 5.

It really isn't as bad as you think.  There were, of the 250 best mathematicians, 36 scores of 0. (And 2 42s.) My 1 tied me for 199th. It is really hard.

Actually, the hexagon problem was partially inspired by question #6 of the USAMO. Of course, it went A LOT deeper than that.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 13, 2003, 08:04:42 PM
I think what LORD_DUKE was trying to say was:

Hey! Hey! Hey! LORD_DUKE is in the house for real!

Meaning he was posting in this message board and looking for someone with which to talk.  (i think)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 13, 2003, 08:31:07 PM
Heh. I figured it was something like that, just based on the context in which he was speaking. Gah!! Slang messes my head up! @_@
Meh, whatever.
Can I get a Tasty Tonic with a Cherry?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 13, 2003, 08:54:47 PM
After CW's charge last time I'm not taking anything.  Although I do see one on the table in the corner, but I don't think it has a cherry in it.



Is this FREE?

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 13, 2003, 10:26:34 PM
Thank you. You could just get be some Cherries seperately. :)
Hey, you edited my post then covered up the "edited by" junk, didn't you? Ah well, now it looks like I know the HTML trick. :)  Don't worry; I just stated that I noticed. I don't have a prob with it.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 13, 2003, 10:33:07 PM
Hooheh... Steve, I assume you want a Black Russian, as usual? *slides B.R. to Steve*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 13, 2003, 10:34:02 PM
Here's your cherries.  You can just pay CW later.

Whoops, I didn't expect a new page.

Edited by - Luigison on 5/13/2003 9:35:47 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 13, 2003, 10:37:01 PM
You guys post to fast.

Edited by - Luigison on 5/13/2003 9:47:16 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 13, 2003, 10:38:43 PM
What happens if I reply?
heh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 13, 2003, 10:39:58 PM
I'm here! (They were for me, anyway, weren't they?) :)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 13, 2003, 10:40:53 PM
They're MINE now!
Muahahahahaha
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 13, 2003, 10:44:44 PM
maybe you should share.

Edited by - Luigison on 5/13/2003 9:47:53 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 13, 2003, 10:45:31 PM
Okay, the next person to reply gets the cherries.



Is this FREE?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 13, 2003, 10:49:44 PM
I don't think this works, buddy.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 13, 2003, 10:55:26 PM
Why are the cherries floating in the middle of the screen? And you're right, Luigison, everyone DOES post too fast. I thought I was the first one to respond to the cherry thing, but noooooooo. :P

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Edited by - Sapphira on 5/13/2003 9:58:14 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 13, 2003, 10:58:17 PM
Actually I said that you guys post to fast because I was trying to give them to you, but CW replied first.  Then having to pay himself would just be stupid.  So, I put them out again, and he replied first again, but his post was to short, so you got them anyway.

Edited by - Luigison on 5/13/2003 10:00:46 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 13, 2003, 10:59:58 PM
And *YOU* posted too fast just now. I already edited CW's name for yours.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 13, 2003, 11:15:45 PM
And now everyone disappears on me. *Sigh*

CW, were you ever gonna read the rest of my fanfic? A LOT of changes have happened since CH 5. A *LOT*. Luigison, have you read it yet? Has anyone else? (Sorry, for all the probing, but it's late and I have nothing else to say.)
Heh. I guess I'm a Borg. ...Then again, my family always says I'm Seven of Nine. Heh, again.

Hey, do the Koopalings have a particular age-order? All I know is that I *think* Ludwig's the oldest and Lemmy and Iggy are twins. A little insight would be nice.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 13, 2003, 11:19:13 PM
No, I read a lot, but where is and what is the title of your fanfic?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 13, 2003, 11:21:08 PM
It's called "The Prophecy." In the Story Boards. :)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 13, 2003, 11:30:40 PM
All of the bar tending and reading is making me sleepy.  Or, maybe it just the late hour that is making me sleepy.  Either way, I gone.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 13, 2003, 11:47:22 PM
Later! Hm...I would be wise to do the same. It *IS* almost 2 AM, after all. Meh, I'll stay a while longer.
(Thanks for the Cherries and Tasty Tonic, BTW.)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 14, 2003, 12:17:00 AM
You still here? Fooey. I have to go.
I'm ecstatic that because now I finally know that Krystal will be in the next Star Fox game!
Well, I'll post a lot more tomorrow. This was weird. I didn't get much posting done. Ah well.

Oh, Sapphira, yes, I will read the rest of your fanfic... I just need to find the time. Perhaps tomorrow.

Edited by - Chupperson WEIRD on 5/13/2003 11:18:56 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 14, 2003, 12:29:49 AM
Heheh...Yes, I'm still here. I'm reading a fanfic, though. *Yawn* Wow. I should probably get to bed now. Later!

Oh, you might want to read it in chapter segments, considering how long it's gotten.

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Edited by - Sapphira on 5/14/2003 11:27:57 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 14, 2003, 12:27:27 PM
Yeah. I'll keep that in mind.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 14, 2003, 12:29:05 PM
Heheh. Weird. I just edited my post right when you posted here.
I can't believe I made a typo on 'bed.' Heheh.
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Edited by - Sapphira on 5/14/2003 11:29:57 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 14, 2003, 01:45:54 PM
Wow. I just noticed that all of "Today's Active Topics" are in General Mario Chat. Some variety, people!

Speaking of which, you guys may want to know that, while I'm still here, I'm working on Chapter 13--the first chapter of Part 2--of my fanfic. Could I get a Froggie Drink to get my creative (revising) juices flowing?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 15, 2003, 10:11:54 PM
Here ya go.

Hmm. Well, that gives me an extra day to catch up on Story Boards.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 15, 2003, 10:14:48 PM
Thank you! ^_^
Actually, I was just about to work on it again.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 15, 2003, 10:19:18 PM
...Heh.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 15, 2003, 10:21:23 PM
...Heh?
Hey, could I get a Yoshi Cookie, too? I'm burning MY midnight oil here.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 15, 2003, 10:30:52 PM


"...Heh." is my favorite quote from Falco Lombardi. My second favorite would have to be "Somebody's gonna pay for all this..."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 15, 2003, 10:38:48 PM
"Heh." Heh. :)
To quote my cousin: Thanky!
(Now get over to the story boards and READ already!) ;P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 16, 2003, 09:49:58 PM
Here's the Crystalline you wanted, Sapphira.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 16, 2003, 09:51:17 PM
Yay! Thank you! :)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 16, 2003, 09:52:21 PM
Mario Bar: Fast, reliable service... when the barkeep's online.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 16, 2003, 09:55:45 PM
Heheh... Luckily I usually catch you, since I *AM* here off and on all thru-out the day. (Not being in school really helps. :) ) Of course whenever I'm here, I'm usually multi-tasking.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 17, 2003, 08:24:05 PM
I was wondering if you were just like on here all the time, or what...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 17, 2003, 08:32:19 PM
Heheh. No. I'm usually doing something else (be it on the computer or otherwise). (In fact, I'm multi-tasking right now.) I just hit the reload button every once in a while to see if anyone's on.
I've kinda noticed certain times that people generally are on, and usually that's when I come back.


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 17, 2003, 08:36:20 PM
Ah. I see. So you have a dedicated IC, I presume?
Anyway, go look at the link I posted in Mario Advance 4, Starfox Adventures 2, and more! please. I've been trying to get somebody to, and everybody quits replying then.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 17, 2003, 08:36:26 PM
Then how come you havent noticed my answer for you Mario quiz?

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 17, 2003, 08:41:49 PM
I saw it after you posted it, but just didn't reply. I did now, okay?

And Marionut, I saw your answer. I'm not gonna say whether you're right or wrong, but you have to be SPECIFIC.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 17, 2003, 08:46:22 PM
OK, NOW check it, that should be specific, er excuse me, SPECIFIC enough.....

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - marionut#1 on 5/17/2003 7:53:20 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 17, 2003, 08:57:24 PM
Oh. I couldn't tell if you saw it or not, since you didn't reply...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on May 17, 2003, 10:06:47 PM
At last I return!!
I have been grounded for the past three weeks. I didn't do sufficient homework in math, so I got grounded. But, I'm at a friends house, and what mama and poppa don't know, don't hurt 'em(I'm so bad >:D) Ha ha ha! So, I bid thee farewell, untill sometime this June.

U.S. X-Box Controller- Doubles as an anchor for sea-worthy crafts.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 17, 2003, 10:09:01 PM
Dairy King, are you still there?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on May 17, 2003, 11:43:56 PM
For the right price I am. Why?

U.S. X-Box Controller- Doubles as an anchor for sea-worthy crafts.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on May 18, 2003, 01:55:26 PM
hey guys, im back again...i was...um...doin stuff. ive been to the movie thearters alot lately so its been great fun...hangin out with my friends...doin alot of crappy homework...checkin out the honeys...yep...good times...good times...
oh yes, and thank you, Luigison, for explaining to Sapphira what "IN DA HIZZAY FO SHIZZAY" means a couple boards back (109 to be exact)...

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 5/18/2003 12:57:05 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 18, 2003, 11:11:02 PM
X2 ROCKS
pant pant ... snikt
I just got back and man, that movie was so awesome! I think it was better than X-Men. If you guys haven't seen it, you should!
Plus, being a Marvel fan myself, I can partially guess what's going to happen in X3... due to certain elements of X-Men history. So far, this is the best Marvel movie, in my opinion.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 18, 2003, 11:15:39 PM
Have you seen The Matrix: Reloaded yet? I saw it this afternoon. Man, that movie is AWESOME!! :)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 18, 2003, 11:17:35 PM
No, and I don't intend to. Especially since reading Luigison's review, and I didn't like the first one anyway.
X-Men movies are infinitely superior in my mind to Matrix movies.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on May 19, 2003, 05:11:51 PM
In my opinion, matrix 2 and X2 are equally cool. comparing them to their predecesors, X2 is WAAAAAAAAY better than X-MEN (i agree with CW, since i am also partial to marvel, its the best marvel movie ive ever seen, BAR NONE!) As for Matrix 2, its not as good as the first one. the action/special effects/fight scenes are WAAAAAY better than the first one, but the story/acting were not as good as the first one. It just didnt make you think as much as the first one did. the original matrix was a perfect mix of drama and special FX and good fighting, matrix 2 is mosty fighting & SFX. and the s e x scene in matrix 2, WHAT WAS UP WITH THAT?!?!?!?! it didnt need to be in the first one, so why should it be in this one. overall
X2: REALLY GOOD! but you need to see X1 in order to understand some stuff
MATRIX 2: ALSO GOOD! but if you did not absolutely LOVE the first one and havnt seen it a million times and understand it (or at least what can be understood) you WILL NOT like this one.

That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 5/19/2003 4:14:06 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 19, 2003, 08:27:20 PM
Well... I'll buy that.
Anyway, yes, there are some things to catch in X2 from the first movie, like when Scott says Jean's been different ever since Liberty Island, and I can't wait to see her as Phoenix in the next movie!
(I don't think that should spoil anything... people who know Marvel know Phoenix, and the people who don't have a clue about it and haven't seen X2... won't have anything spoiled for them by that comment.) w00t
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 19, 2003, 09:03:47 PM
If you didn't like Matrix, you might enjoy Matrix Reloaded. They are almost complete opposites in the plot/action respect!

Me, I liked the nonstop action so I enjoyed Matrix Reloaded. But there's another topic for this so I'll shut it now.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 19, 2003, 11:26:57 PM
I must respond briefly.
I have to say that the plot was the only reason I was interested in The Matrix at all. But all the other stuff in the movie really threw me. With Reloaded, it would be even worse in the same direction. I like movies with action, but only action with a purpose.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 19, 2003, 11:40:50 PM
CW and I agree on the story of a movie being paramount.

CW and I agree on a lot of things.

Heck, we could even be the same person.

Notice how Luigison learned the HTML secret, and soon after so did CW.

Also notice how Luigison commented on Matrix and CW agreed with him.

Finally notive how Luigison posted this and then CW responed...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 19, 2003, 11:45:18 PM
Ha! *I* responded. :P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 19, 2003, 11:47:18 PM
And yet I responded a minute later.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 19, 2003, 11:47:47 PM
Okay, two minutes.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 19, 2003, 11:50:10 PM
So, does this mean that Sapphira and Luigison are really the same person, or that Chupperson Weird and Sapphira are the same person.  Neither make "cents" to me, so I'll just tell you that I am really Xifer.

Ahh, I give up.

"Politicians need to be more honest about lying."

Edited by - Luigison on 5/19/2003 10:51:51 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 21, 2003, 08:02:27 PM
Yes, you may be "Xifer", but you didn't tell me who the infamous XiZer is...

Hehehe...

And I haven't the attention span for movies, so I didn't see X2 OR The Matrix: Reloaded. I saw the first Matrix, though. I liked it greatly, do to the deep plot. I'm guessing that I won't like the Matrix: Reloaded too much... as I hear it's all action.

Actullay, the point of this post is to shamelessly plug my new fanfic (In the works, about 10% complete) which is tentatively titled "5 Little Mario Stories". Essentially, for a little teaser, it tells 5 stories, one for each of 5 major Mario characters... all occuring in the same day. Of course, that's only part 1...

There are a few references to The Third Attempt... but one can still easily understand the story without reading my first work.

Ya. That won't be for a couple months. Just giving some of the people who liked The Third Attempt something to wait for...

And yes, this one will be longer than 7 chapters.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 21, 2003, 08:12:54 PM
Dang typos.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on May 21, 2003, 08:33:16 PM
TipeOS oUr FUn!1!!1
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 21, 2003, 08:55:13 PM
Groovy! Another story from the great Insane Steve. ;)

Oh yeah, I'm also working on another story, but if you think "The Prophecy"'s long, you ain't seen nothin' yet. So far I've completed 4 parts (which are about 10 pages longer than my other story, however it's written in descriptive style vs. shortened play-like format, so I guess the parts in both stories are about the same length.)

Anyhoo, with 4 parts already under my belt (hmm...I don't even HAVE a belt...), it's probably...oh...2/5 done (At about 120 pages so far). In fact, it's so long, I had to right down a plot summary for each scene so I wouldn't forget anything!

Anyhoo, I'll probably never EVER post it. It's...kind of "dirty." It mostly involves the dark secrets in the characters lives--current and in the past--as a mysterious threat looms in the air...
It also has an intricate ongoing plot of the incidents of their past lives in their late teenage years.  This story also clears up a lot of the fuzzy concepts in the Mario universe. (And, man, it has cameos--some unexpected ones--like you'd never believe! ...And a bunch of new appearances, too.)

Nevertheless, I'll probably never post it, as it is rather unappropriate, but I'm not even gonna THINK about it until I finish "The Prophecy," which'll be in a LONG time. BTW, it doesn't have a title yet.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 21, 2003, 09:07:27 PM
ANOTHER STORY AS GOOD AS THE PROPHECY?
I CANT WAIT!

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - marionut#1 on 5/21/2003 8:12:55 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 21, 2003, 09:17:33 PM
*scratches head* 120 pages and you don't have a title yet. Riiiiight... I think that The Third Attempt and this upcoming fanfic will be a total of 120 pages about COMBINED.

And you said... 2/5? That's 300 pages! I'd NEVER be able to wirte anything that long... I think 75 (one side only) pages is the max for my style.

What's odder about my style... I absolutely CANNOT have my stories take place over a span of more than a month (In the world the story is set). SO... for me, no year-long time passes...

And Sapphira said she likely wouldn't post the new story... but ... come on! I am offended by nothing. Post it whenever. I'll likely read all 300 pages in my 1200 WPM reading style.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 21, 2003, 09:31:15 PM
Heheheh...We'll see, we'll see... I'm REALLY not sure, though. I mean, the first SCENE is kind of inappropriate, not to mention later in the story. (Oh yeah, this story has a LOT more action starting off, unlike "The Prophecy." Hmm...starting in CH 2, I believe. Come to think of it, I don't think "The Prophecy"'s had ANY ACTION-action yet.

Oh yeah, Steve, this story (actually, it has a *tentative* title: "The Mario Legacy") mostly takes place in present time, with the scenes from their pasts like flashbacks (although the characters in the present AREN'T actually having a personal flashback), and they're scattered thru-out the story.

...I don't know WHY I'm saying all this. I'm never (most likely) gonna post it, and even so, it'd be in a LOOONG time...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on May 22, 2003, 12:18:40 AM
I read this one story with loads of flashbacks on sm128c.com.It didnt make any sense,mario was supposed to be a kiler or something,& the koopa kids were teenagers,locked away in a prison cell by bowser....god it sucked!It was called "The Super Mario Saga" or something like that.

"One may as well hang for a stolen sheep as for a stolen lamb"
Ankle,Tingle younger brother,The Wind Waker
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 22, 2003, 12:33:38 AM
Sapphira, I hate to say it, but I really think your mind's in the gutter. Or you have so much free time that this type of stuff is what your mind wanders into.

Anyway, I just beat OoT, and there was something else, pertaining to Sapphira, I believe.... aagh. Can't remember right now.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 22, 2003, 12:35:33 AM
Ah yes. Why I thought it had something to do sith Sapphira is because she likes the Simpsons. Anyway, while I was waiting for Enterprise this evening, I saw the end credits for the Simpsons, and much to my surprise... The Moody Blues were on The Simpsons?!?
All I can think is they got a pretty penny to be on there... I mean gee, they're one of my favorite bands...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 12:41:22 AM
Yes, my mind IS rather in the gutter. Ironically, according to thespark.com I'm 93% pure, yet I have a sick mind. Guess that's 'cuz I never ACT OUT any of my thoughts (although my thoughts seem to never even involve me.) Sorry, TMI, I know.
Meh, I'm tired. Crud, and I have to get up early (9:00 heheh...) Can I get a Pick Me Up?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 12:48:17 AM
Heh. Simpsons and Enterprise. 2 of my 4 favorite shows.

Oh, and are you KIDDING? The Simpson's have had just about EVERY celebrity on that show you can think of... Drew Barrymore, Aerosmith, Gary Coleman, Britney Spears, Stephen Hawking, U2, Tom Kite, Venus and Serena Williams...and the list goes on FOREVER!

Oh yeah, I think why my thoughts are so plagued is 'cuz I watch too much TV. :P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 22, 2003, 12:53:31 AM
Heh.

TheSpark says I'm 96% pure.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 12:55:43 AM
NO WAY!! *jaw drops*

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 22, 2003, 12:57:18 AM
Oh, and here's your Pick Me Up.

Heck, 9 AM's early for me too. Oh, and I just remembered, I have an orthodontist appointment in the morning. I'd better get off. Seeya.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 01:03:42 AM
Thank you!
Whoa, whoa! Wait! What on that test HAVE you done? Lemme guess, you're an only child. Yep, that'll definitely knock off the "worst thing you've ever said" and "violently pushed someone." If it weren't for those toward my brother, mine'd probably be higher.
...Although I HAVE to brag that I've never used profanity. Ever. :P But I CAN sure spew venom when I'm mad at him.
Oh well. G'night...er...morning...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 01:11:39 AM
Oh, and HA! I retook it, ommitting those two questions (although I honestly admit the worst thing I've called someone--outside my brother: retard. Wow. That's a MAJOR improvement), and *I* got a 96%! So if *I* were an only child, we'd have the same score! Nya!! :P

...Man I need to go to bed now... Zzzzzz...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Quijo on May 22, 2003, 11:50:24 AM
Um ... I ordered that ice-cream 200 ****ing posts ago.


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 12:42:06 PM
Now, now, there's no need for profanity. I've ordered several items that have never been served. It's free; just help yourself. ...Although CW might go after you... Heh.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 22, 2003, 12:50:39 PM
Hey Sapphira, could you give us a "Sneak Peak Sampler" of this new story?

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 22, 2003, 01:02:49 PM
Ya, thats nothing, I just took the test and Im 99% pure *grins widely*

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 01:02:54 PM
Hmm...I don't know... I'll really have to think about it.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 01:12:00 PM
Aaaaahhh!! We posted at the exact same time!!
 9*9*% pure!?! Were you completely honest when you took that? You didn't leave that "most interesting thing you've ever done" blank, did you? If not, go back and think. Seriously, I now must ask YOU what you HAVE done on that thing. ...I feel so wretchedly filthy right now... *Sniffle*

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dr. Mario on May 22, 2003, 01:35:53 PM
I'm 98% pure.
Only because I've eaten veal, and I've also jay-walked.
Worst thing I ever called someone: moron
Most interesting thing ever done: went to David Cone's perfect game at Yankee Stadium

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 22, 2003, 03:05:53 PM
Why would I lie? Really the only thing I did was a beastility...just kidding I dont even know what that is...but anyway the only thing I have done is hold hands....Hopefully (for me) that will change soon....... Ill have to take it over again if it does...Now, what have you done that your so...filthy as you say? The worst thing I called someone was a Hypocrite, The most interesting thing I did was I found my GF. That story I hope to post here sometime, its actually quite interesting..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - marionut#1 on 5/22/2003 2:28:39 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 05:17:20 PM
Let's see...
-I've eaten food that I've dropped (in my house--5 second rule. :) )
-I've lied (when I was younger--but then again what little kid HASN'T lied. Hmmm...should I omit that question? I haven't lied since I was like 8.)
-I've jay-walked (against my will--I was 8 and my parents wanted to take a "short-cut", despite my nagging against breaking a law. Heheh...I chewed their ear off on that one. :) )
-Violently pushed someone (my brother; that's it.)
-I might have laughed at a racist joke. Not sure though. If I did, I felt terrible while I was laughing.
-meanest word: satan-woshipper (my brother, once again)
-And the most interesting thing I've done is really...quite gross. I was 8 and very strange. That's all I can say...

Hmm...I guess I was worst at age 8. :)
...And I just defended all of my answers. ...Except the last.


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 06:06:08 PM
Oh, and guys, I think it meant by most interesting is the most interesting SICK or BAD thing you've done. (i.e eaten an insect, urinated in a water gun and squirted it at someone (that's my bro's, btw), ripped pages from a school book, mooned someone, frenched a tree, put makeup on a sleeping person, stolen candy from a baby, falsely screamed bloody murder, deficated in the ocean, etc.) Wow...I have a creative mind for thinking up all that as I went along.)

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Edited by - Sapphira on 5/22/2003 5:16:55 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 06:49:29 PM
*Sigh* All right Marionut (and Insane Steve), I'll give a tiny bit of info on my new story.
Part 1 is called "Churning Waters," if that says anything. Well too bad, that's all *I'm* going to say for now. (The reason the actual complete story isn't named yet is 'cuz I ALWAYS have to think of a title AFTER it's been completed, to see how perfectly I can get it to fit the story. Hence why Part 1 is already named.)

And no, I'm not posting it, so don't bug me anymore. :)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 22, 2003, 08:09:56 PM
actually what I meant was if you could do just what you did when you posted The Prophecy. give us what would be written on the back of the book. I mean, you dont have to post it all, just maybe a synopsis... but thats alright if you dont want to.....but if you do that, I might post my strange, interesting, and unbelievable GF story.........

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - marionut#1 on 5/22/2003 7:12:31 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 08:38:39 PM
Actually, I wrote a little synopsis for it, but I have to revise it. It's worded kinda funny, and I'm too lazy to do that right now. Plus, I'm afraid it'll make you more intrigued... Which I think I already did by just saying that. Ah well. We shall see.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 22, 2003, 08:41:51 PM
Dont worry. The Prophecy will keep me occupied, once I find out the synopsis.....

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 22, 2003, 08:54:49 PM
Yes... all your are over 90% pure? Man, I'm "only" 75%... at age 16. The worst word I've ever called anyone would be filtered on these forums in at least 2 spots, and the most interesting thing... erm... I don't remember what I put. I think I left it blank due to my impatience.

I can't remember eveything that caused me to lose percents.

And come on! I mean, as I once said, I am offended by nothing. So, when it's done (300 pages... man, that's long) post it... I mean, i'm sure eveyone would love to read it.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 09:08:09 PM
...I don't think so...
Hmm...Since you said you're offended by nothing and you're less pure than these lousy, purer-than-me others (no offense; I'm envious :) ), I may email you the first chapter or 2 (only 2 are edited and revised completely).

Remember saying, "You took the undiluted, overly corrosive satirical style I usually use and diluted it for safe usage... that is, so it doesn't burn a hole through everything it touches."  --Well this one is like this--undiluted. That's why I don't wanna post it.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 22, 2003, 09:17:42 PM
Yes, if I showed my true, unleashed writing style, you wouldn't like it I don't think, as it is VERY caustic and there is swearing roughly every sentence. And it's not much like Mario. Actually, I'm kind of glad that the check is put on my style, as it allows me to show "better" thoughts that are more like "Mario" than my normal style.

And ya, I say E-mail it. When it's done, of course.

And the plot of my new story isn't close to being complete enough to write anything yet... here is MY plot progress on a typical story:

1: Create VERY basic plot. Such as, what characters, what major events occur, the main problem, and how is it resolved. Honestly, I don't even have the last thing in the list thought of yet.

2. Fine tune plot to make it make sense.

3. Elaborate on the beginning and ending.

4. Add little subtlies and humor.

5. Actually begin writng. When I write a manuscript, I honestly don't write in NEARLY as much detail as I type it up on the forum. That, and you can't read it anyways... it's that illegible.

6. Make last-minute changes to make it more appealing to the reader. (The written manuscript's ending of The Third Attempt is radically different from what I posted. I'd post everything I added and changed from the written part, but I don't think anyone cares. So I won't unless someone gives me a reason to.)

So yea. This one will only have one semi-major original character (An evil character this time.) ... so i will eventually get to all Mario characters. Someday.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 09:33:59 PM
I'm glad your corrosive style has changed, then. As I've mentioned several times here (including a few posts ago), profanity is one of my greatest pet peeves. I can deal with it every once in a while, but if it gets too be what I feel is too much, I can't take it anymore and just stop reading/watching.

*Worst book I EVER had to read in school: "The Catcher in the Rye."* (...Crud. I'm gonna have to re-read it, since I have to repeat this year. Ah well, I've already read it once, so I can just use SparkNotes to refresh mt memory.) Seriously, I hated that book so much and couldn't take all the language (the main character has some SERIOUS problems. Heh. Then again, he's put in a mental institute), that I ACTUALLY had to have my PARENTS switch off and read it TO ME!! Miss Devour-a-novel-in-one-day! Gah!! I've never actually HATED a book before, but, as you can see, this one made me mad.

*Pant pant* Sorry... </rant>

Anyway, just forget I ever mentioned this 2nd fanfic of mind. (Of mine,) let's just focus on "The Prophecy" for now.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 22, 2003, 09:38:48 PM
Could you please email it to me? I dont get offended easily either, and besides, how could I be your #1 fan if I didnt get a copy....and I DID help you find the secret page........

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - marionut#1 on 5/22/2003 9:10:22 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 09:46:40 PM
*cringes, thinking*  I'd really rather not. It's quite...disturbing. You said you're not easily offended, but you have no idea how...wrong...this story is... I wish I could tell you, but... Ugh...I just dunno...

Anyway, as I said, let's drop this story for a while. Mm-kay? My main focus right now is "The Prophecy," and I really don't wanna think about this other one right now.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 22, 2003, 09:51:39 PM
Heck, this whole world is wrong...believe me, nothing offends me. Im actually a WWII historian. Ive actually watched war footage with guys being blown up right in front of me. Nothing will offend me, I assure you. Well that the last thing I will say about it..for now...BWAHAHAHAHAHa  just kidding.

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - marionut#1 on 5/22/2003 9:09:38 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 22, 2003, 10:21:14 PM
I have two brothers.

For the "most interesting thing I've ever done," I said, "lived." Rather broad, but also quite true.

And I really don't wanna hear any more about that ...other story.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 10:26:12 PM
Heh. Yes, what what are their AGES? The further from 5 years they are apart from you, the less likely you are to utterly kill each other. As I said earlier, what HAVE you done of that stuff?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 22, 2003, 10:28:52 PM
I don't remember. I'll have to take the test again.
Want me to explain "Blow'd Up?"
I still want Steve to explain "da w00tmasta."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 22, 2003, 10:29:37 PM
Oh, and one brother is 10 years older than me, and one is nearly 7 years younger than me.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 10:30:42 PM
Whoops! Double post! ...And I was too slow. Ah, I thought so. There's a complex yet interesting explaination about siblings and birth order. I can explain it if you like--which is where I got the "5 years" thing from. It's actually quite logical.

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Edited by - Sapphira on 5/22/2003 9:34:28 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 10:30:47 PM
Sure, whatever. Is it something to do with Y2K? Eh, it's probably not. Oh, and you never said your brothers' ages. :P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 10:36:19 PM
I should've put that in a new post instead of an edit. Ah well.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 22, 2003, 10:36:41 PM
...Heh.
As you can see, I did.

Anyway, it's a song I wrote on New Year's Eve... I do believe it was turning to 2000. (I refuse to use that foolish acronym.)Anyway, it was inspired by the commercial for E*Trade, about a movie entitled "Blow'd Up," where George Takei was a madman blowing stuff up all over the place. It was a laugh riot. Anyway, I wrote a song with lyrics arguably as funny as the commercial. You should hear it.
...Oh yeah. This reminds me, Deezer wanted to hear that too.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 10:39:45 PM
...Interesting...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 22, 2003, 10:42:22 PM
Yeah. More interesting than you think it is.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 22, 2003, 10:46:35 PM
:P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on May 23, 2003, 04:50:37 PM
I'M SPECIAL BECAUSE I GET CANDY!!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 23, 2003, 07:13:49 PM
Goody goODY FOR YOU AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH I CAUGHT THE CAPS-LOCK DISEASE
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 23, 2003, 07:17:35 PM
OH NO, IT'S SPREADING.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 23, 2003, 07:19:02 PM
dON'T PASS IT TOO ME, DON'T PASS IT TO ME!! aHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 23, 2003, 07:21:05 PM
OH NO. i'M GOING TO HAVE TO QUARANTINE THE MARIO BAR.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 23, 2003, 07:21:24 PM
TO LATE, IT'S SPREADING ACROSS THE FORUM.

SHOULD WE QUARINTINE OURSELVES IN THE MARIO FALLOUT SHELTER.

Edited by - Luigison on 5/23/2003 6:22:30 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 23, 2003, 07:24:10 PM
qUICK, EVERYONE! gET SOME rED eSSENSE!! tHAT'S SHOULD CURE US!! hURRY!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 23, 2003, 07:30:32 PM
NOT ONLY IS IT CAPS LOCK DISEASE, IT'S GOOFY LOOKING TYPIO DIESEASE TO!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 23, 2003, 07:34:51 PM
aHHH!! iT'S BACK! aND i *have* NOTICED i'VE BEEN MAING A BUNCH OF WEIRD TYPOS!! aNOTHER SYMPTOM OF cAPS-lOCK'S dISEASE!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 23, 2003, 07:37:23 PM
i'D LIKE TO MEET MR. CAPS LOCK
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 23, 2003, 07:40:14 PM
cw, YOU have TO HURRY! gET US SOME rED eSSENSE!! ...lUCKILY i'VE BEEN ABLE TO CONTAIN *my* ILLNESS TO JUST THIS BAR.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 23, 2003, 07:44:14 PM
hERE! bUT WE NEED SOMETHING TO CURE STATUS! tHIS'LL ONLY LAST FOR THREE POSTS!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on May 23, 2003, 07:49:38 PM
 I'm never comming to this topic again. >>;
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 23, 2003, 07:50:01 PM
Bleh, i'M NOT aFFECTED.... yET.

Hahaha. Anyways, on the RS forum I go to, I am known by my character's username, which is Krazymonkey5. In my signature on that forum, I was most remember for having the phrase

/-\-/w00t w00t!\-/-\

in my signature. I got this from... Mario Twins! Hehehe... and I become known as "Da w00tmasta" on the forum.

Thus, that is the story of Da w00tmasta. Weird, but true.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 23, 2003, 07:51:25 PM
Strange. Quite strange.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on May 26, 2003, 08:36:16 PM
aHHhhHHHH!!1! It'S bACK AGAIn! JUST GO ON WITHOUT ME!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 26, 2003, 08:56:57 PM
Phwoo Thank god for my force field, that way ILL NEVER GET THE DISEASE. AAAAAAAHHHHHH IM INFECTED!!!!!!!!!

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 26, 2003, 08:57:45 PM
Oh, wait a minute, I just accidently held down the Shift key.....

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 26, 2003, 09:11:15 PM
Whoo... looks like it's over.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 26, 2003, 09:18:55 PM
I guess that radiation from earlier turned out to have some side effects...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 26, 2003, 09:22:23 PM
*Zombies and ReDeads crawl out of dark corners of the bar*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on May 29, 2003, 03:22:04 PM
good thing that caps lock thing is over, but i had it worst by far! i mean, look at my name for cryin out loud! uh...oh...the radiation is taking effect...i...i think...i think that truck is alive, you guys might think im crazy, but that truck is trying to kill me...i mean, its following me like its trying to kill me...you guys might think im out of my mind, but that truck is following me...i think that truck is trying to kill me...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 29, 2003, 03:49:36 PM
*picks up button and turns off TV* See ya dippy doodle, it was just on TV!

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Quijo on May 29, 2003, 04:01:31 PM
Gimme that! *turns tv back on*

 All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 29, 2003, 09:30:53 PM
Hey, I'm in the mood for a Pick Me Up. Can I also get one of those little Stars from YI as decoration?

*Sigh* I wonder if any more people are gonna read my story...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 30, 2003, 08:47:09 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on May 30, 2003, 09:02:10 PM
I   s u r e   h o p e   n o   m o r e   d i s e a s e s   a r e   b r o u g h t   b y   t h e   r a d i a t i o n . . . . . . . . . .
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 30, 2003, 09:05:31 PM
Hardeehardyharhar.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 30, 2003, 09:07:29 PM
T h a n k  y o u .
U h  o h . . . C a s h C r a z e d , w h a t  h a v e  y o u  d o n e . . . ?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 30, 2003, 09:11:00 PM
Hoo h o o h e h a h a h o h  o h  n o .  W h y  d i d  y o u  d o  t h a t ? ? ? ?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 30, 2003, 09:15:17 PM
Your an 86er arent ya CW? Maybe we should all get to club 86 b e f o r e t h i s s p r e a d s.

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 30, 2003, 09:22:06 PM
A h , t h e w o n d e r f u l b e a u t y o f e x c l u s i v e n e s s . . . w h e n y o u ' r e i n c l u d e d , t h a t i s. T h i s i s g e t t i n g a n n o y i n g , t y p i n g l i k e t h i s . L a t e r !

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 30, 2003, 09:22:56 PM
You and your dukar C l u b  8 6 ' . M a m a  m i a  w h y  d o  I  c o m e  h e r e ?  B l a c k  M a g e  i s  s o o o o  r i g h t .  .  .

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 30, 2003, 09:28:18 PM
Y e a h.  I f  i t  w a s n ' t  f o r  o l '  C a s h C r a zed... This wouldn't even have happened. Woah. I guess it stopped.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 30, 2003, 09:31:45 PM
dukar? rube? what language are you speaking Lizard Dude?

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 30, 2003, 09:33:41 PM
I don't know what dukar means. But you don't know what a rube is?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 30, 2003, 09:34:57 PM
nope, sorry I dont know too much slang...hey you still havent answered my question.

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 30, 2003, 09:35:06 PM
Well, I think he said he's from Missouri... :P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 30, 2003, 09:38:05 PM
I don't think rube is slang. But anyway, it basically means a naïve person from out in the country. But where did Lizard Dude say rube?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 30, 2003, 09:39:26 PM
He called me that in varies places in General chat, are you gonna answer my question? are you an 86er?

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 30, 2003, 09:44:29 PM
Yes, he's an 86er. Using my magical powers...
Abra cadabra malakazoo.. December 3 was the day of birth for you... (?) CW, that is. Or the 2nd, perhaps.

Oh, and LD mentioned something about a "rube" in the "Movies" thread.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 30, 2003, 10:53:20 PM
Dec. 3rd. You are correct.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 30, 2003, 11:01:12 PM
Woohoo! The girl is GOOD!! ^_^
...And *I* just referred to myself in the third person...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 30, 2003, 11:48:03 PM
I did that on a Star Fox forum. It was really annoying. Heh.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 30, 2003, 11:58:53 PM
What? Refer to yourself in the third person or d o t h i s a n n o y i n g " s p a c e d i e a s e " t h i n g ?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 31, 2003, 12:01:20 AM
which ever he ment, both are annoying.  also when i get tired i quit using the shift key.

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Random Signature:
"Akira: We learn karate, so that we need never use it. Bart: Um, excuse me sir. I already know how not to hit a guy. Can we break out the nunchucks?"

although i have no problem with ctrl p
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 31, 2003, 12:15:06 AM
Good ol' Ctrl+p... Wait, that's 'print'! Ctrt+V is paste!

Ahhh...so many Simpson memories... I could reminisce (sic) for hours.

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"
"I'm learned-ing!"
--Ralph

"Remember, Ralphie! If your nose starts bleeding, it means your picking it too much...! ...Or not enough!"
--Chief Wiggum

Editor: Hey listen, I just had a thought.  We're looking for a new food critic.  Someone who doesn't immediately pooh-pooh everything he eats.
Homer:  No, it usually takes a few hours.

Ahh... gotta love it... :)


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 31, 2003, 12:18:20 AM
u r rite. ctrl v.  ctrl f is also usefull.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 31, 2003, 12:22:14 AM
i'm outta here.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 31, 2003, 12:30:48 AM
Yes, it is. And so are Ctrl+ c/a/z/x/y.

One last quote! :P

Homer: This guy's a fruit, and a... no, wait, wait, wait: queer, queer, queer! That's what you like to be called, right?
John: Well, that or John.


Anyhoo, G'night everybody!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Quijo on May 31, 2003, 02:43:51 PM
I've got a quote. *hiccup*

"Why are 'Corn Flakes' called dry cereal if you put milk on them?"

Useless. Bloody useless.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 31, 2003, 02:49:36 PM
Hey! Today's my 2 month anniversary on this board! Woohoo! Party time!!  ...Actually, I'm gonna party at Club '86!
...Speaking of which, Yoshi6, you're an 86er, so you're welcome to join the club! :)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Quijo on May 31, 2003, 02:52:41 PM
Yahoo! Where da party?

 All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on May 31, 2003, 02:54:33 PM
go to General chat and youll see Yoshi6

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 31, 2003, 02:54:40 PM
In General Chat.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Quijo on May 31, 2003, 03:05:46 PM
General Chat? Meet you there.

Edit: Oh yeah. I see it.

 All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mushroom Head on May 31, 2003, 03:14:49 PM
yeah i'm from a long ummmm... well i'm back

and i think there should be another mario bar this wons crowded with messages.  (-_____-)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Quijo on May 31, 2003, 03:16:41 PM
The Mario Bar is fun. It shoudn't be replaced. (Welcome back!)

 All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mushroom Head on May 31, 2003, 03:39:10 PM
well yeah its pretty kool
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 31, 2003, 05:41:17 PM
My Mario chat
Is general and quite vague
I like it that way

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on May 31, 2003, 06:34:33 PM
I guess we're back to haikus now. The only form of poetry(if that's what you'd call these) I'm good at is limericks.

Edited by - CashCrazed on 5/31/2003 5:34:54 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 31, 2003, 06:44:47 PM
Posting in haiku
Is actually pointless
Yet it is still fun.

~~Haiku by Insane Steve, written in under a minute.

(It's a strange talent I have called "insant Haiku". I can write a Haiku on ANY topic in under 2 minutes. I don't know why, but I can.)

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on May 31, 2003, 06:49:51 PM
How about instant limerick?

I don't know why I can do this
I can rhyme good without a rhyme list
I don't why
I even try
Somehow I'm a little masochist.

-2 minutes-
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on May 31, 2003, 06:54:31 PM
Now I see something I would've changed something there, but that'd be against the 2 minutes.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 31, 2003, 07:08:29 PM
I'm really good at poetry
I don't really like it, can't you see?
Rhyming is weird, like summertime snow
I wrote this in less than a minute, you know.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on May 31, 2003, 07:12:58 PM
Twelve point four seconds
Was the time I took writing
This little haiku.

~~Haiku by Insane Steve, written in 12.4 seconds (I used a stopwatch, rofl)

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on May 31, 2003, 07:17:40 PM
Ah yes. Haikus have syllabic patterens, and quartets have rhyming patterns. But limerick are a bit harder since they have syllabic AND rhyming patterns(And as a bonus, they have to have SOME sort of humerous value, doesn't matter what, just SOME).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on May 31, 2003, 07:18:54 PM
How would you know the amount of time it would take
If you already wrote it in the make?

(I have several really good poems I wrote. I'll post them later. Grrr...I have to take a stupid shower---and *clean* it at the same time...lousy chores...)

So Ciao
For now!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 31, 2003, 11:12:57 PM
Each time I come here
My mind becomes more clear and
I think you're all nuts.

~Less than a minute~

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 5/31/2003 10:13:29 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 01, 2003, 12:53:45 PM
how about this:

Screw all of yall

THE END

2 seconds! beat that!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 01, 2003, 01:35:52 PM
How enlightening. (1 second)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Quijo on June 01, 2003, 02:55:07 PM
Mario went to a pub,
on the counter was a plastic tub.
He looked inside
and to his surprise,
It was actually a window, rub-a-dub-dub!

Okay, so that wasn't terribly amusing.

 All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 01, 2003, 09:32:48 PM
...That last line was a bit...pitiful. Here's a last line I just though of:
He noticed there were 3 naked guys!

It goes with "surprise" instead of "-ub", though.

...Is it just me, or have the boards been surprisingly inactive today? Where is everybody?

BTW, I made two more pattern designs at ACC today. If you want to, you can check 'em out--and vote. :P

http://www.animalcrossingcommunity.com/patterns.asp?
Use the search patterns and type in "Sapphira" for the user name. This is what I've been doing all day because no one was here and I couldn't do anything else. ...Saturdays and Sundays are so boring... everybody's doing something...

Sorry...I'm kinda tired. And I have a cold. :(



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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on June 01, 2003, 10:17:32 PM
And this is what I've been working on this weekend. INTERNET PLAY LIVES!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 01, 2003, 10:37:34 PM
Wow. That's truly the most annoying background I've seen.
...Maybe tied with that flashing BG prank you did in the Mario Bar... although the posts blocked most of it out. :P

Actually, right now I'm designing another pattern: Yoshi! ^_^

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 02, 2003, 12:07:19 AM
Nah, that background is cool.
Anyway, how would, say, you and I go about doing some online play of UMB, CashCrazed?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 02, 2003, 12:34:47 PM
Groovy! I found my poems! ^_^  Man...my grammar was bad back then... I wrote this one in 8th grade.  I corrected it now. It fits perfectly with this time of year...


The Last Day of School


‘Twas the last day of school; it was almost 2:20.
I looked out the window; it was very sunny.

We stared at the clock with anticipation
In hopes for the beginning of summer vacation.

The clock was ticking – 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Summer vacation, here I come!

All of the kids were jumping with glee;
We were all shouting, “We’re free! We’re free!”

I rushed home quickly to jump in the pool.
But my parents stopped me and said,
     â€œYou have summer school!”


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 02, 2003, 02:48:23 PM
I want to play Internet play with someone.

CashCrazed, that background is horrible. The moving, the text colors, it's just all bad. I understand it's not professional or anything, though, so whatever you want...

Plus: You are an idiot! This post was delayed by precious minutes because of that.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 02, 2003, 06:21:01 PM
that was an awesome poem Sapphira! and now i present to you:
THE BEST PICK-UP LINES EVER! (really...the best)

I love you like a fat kid loves cake

are those pants from outer space, cuz your butt is out of this world!

OH SNAP!

FO SHIZZLE

.....gaaaahhhh! im going gansta! OMG! i just spelled gangster like gangsta! i really am goin gangsta! OH SNAP OFF DA HIZZY FO SHIZZY!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 02, 2003, 06:29:11 PM
lol. You got that first one from a line in a song...that my brother listens to CONSTANTLY. Isn't that the #1 hit right now? Heheh...my dad calls it the "Broken Record Song."

And thank you on the poem comment. ;P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on June 02, 2003, 07:57:22 PM
Bah, and I don't write poetry or draw Yoshi or make website with games with internet play capabilities.

You know what I did today? I programmed a casino game on the TI-86 calculator, complete with Blackjack, Roulette, and Horse Racing (In eseense, all the really easy to program games) ... and every so often someone walks up to you and asks you to buy a watch so he can get bus fare home. Heh heh heh...

So ya, that's the height of my creativity. Go me.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 02, 2003, 08:19:11 PM
You're a DICT --a "C"oncrete "T"hinker vs a DIAT (Me)--an "A"bstact (creative) "T"hinker.  It's part of your personality, so you're not as creative. That's not necessarily a bad thing--just different.

...I'm being analytical... Sorry, I do that sometimes... :P

Yay! I just made $10! ...For making a flier for the company picnic at my mom's job.

Oh yeah, I now have 7 designs at ACC.

And here's my Haiku poem:

In order to have
Faith, do not think with your mind;
Believe with your heart.

...And I just had 4 different topics in one post. :P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 02, 2003, 08:57:21 PM
I got $10 yesterday helping my dad stain some pieces of T-111 plywood.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on June 02, 2003, 09:44:56 PM
I don't make any money during the summer, really. I don't need it anyway. My food and board is free anyway!

I'll have to make a time for UMB Internet play. My IP is 216.74.222.68, you'll need it to connect to my game with TCP/IP. You also need Directx 8.1 or higher.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 03, 2003, 01:24:21 PM
Here's my best poem. The assigned theme was the "Effects of War."


Never the Same

We stand there pumped up, ready to fight;
It’s just fun and games, after all, right?
What harm is there in killing someone?
For are they not evil and wrong?
It may all just seem like one big game,
But afterwards no one is really the same.

Told he was malicious, vile, untrue,
But he looks no different than me or you.
Had I gotten to know him,
He might have been my friend;
But I shot him, and now he is dead.

Bodies in trenches, blood in the snow,
Comrade by friend crying, “Please don’t go…”
Is there a purpose for all this harm?
What drives us to do this?
Is there some sort of charm?

Why did this happen?  Please tell me why;
Why did all those people have to die?
Forlorn with anguish, hope against fear;
Sometimes it seems that the end is near.

Women are crying, children and friends;
A gash in the heart that no one can mend.
All cry out in hopeless despair;
The loss of loved ones is too much to bear.
Families torn apart, friends and more;
All because of what?  A pointless war?

We say it’s for the better,
But is it really right?
For in the end, more harm is done;
We took away the gift of life.

The soldiers come back,
Receiving medals and awards;
Young heroes of today,
But will they be remembered afterward?
They feel dejected, not wanting to live;
They killed thousands, can their families forgive?

Happy to be back, glad to be home,
But forever will their minds wander and roam.
“Why did I do this?  What have I done?
“Is it really over?  Or has it just begun?”

Win or lose, does it really matter?
People are dead, and the world is sadder.
It may all just seem like one big game,
But afterwards no one is really the same.


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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 04, 2003, 08:20:36 PM
i write poetry, but most of it im not comfortable enuff to share. and i did write a couple of songs. all for me and my future band to play. thatll be fun! i cant wait to get a summer job. the only problem i have with it is that ITS SO FREAKIN HOT IN TEXAS! oh well. beggars cant be chosers ^_^

GO SPURS!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 04, 2003, 08:24:50 PM
Ah, it can get hotter up here in Oklahoma. I've been here when it was 110° and more before.

Anyway, I write songs too. Which makes me remember, Deezer wanted me to put up some MP3s of some of my songs...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 04, 2003, 08:30:57 PM
Yeah, well NC gets HUMIDITY! It may only get up in the 90s but it FEELS 100x worse!  I miss Cali... It may have been hotter, but at least it wasn't humid.... Ah well...we get Fire Flies here! Plus, it doesn't really matter what the temp's like outside, anyway, thanks to sweet, sweet air conditioning.... and that I'm an indoor kid...

Yay! We also get lighnting storms! I really missed those in Cali... And it RAINS in the summer! *WARM* rain! That's something that NEVER happens in Cali.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 04, 2003, 08:32:38 PM
Sounds a lot like here. Except for the temperature bit.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 06, 2003, 03:18:09 PM
¡Hey individuos! ¡Cuál está para arriba! ¿Puede usted entender una palabra que estoy diciendo!?!? ¡Probablemente no! Autorización, pozo de todos modos, voy ahora a ir. ¡Adiós!

Este mensaje le trajo por el Todopoderoso LORD_DUKE
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 03:31:35 PM
Man my Spanish is kinda rusty...thats Hey Individuals! How is the weather! thats about all I understood....

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 06, 2003, 03:40:12 PM
Hmmm...after that, it says:
"Can you understand a sentence that I said? Probably not! Authorization *something* of all *something*, I go in an hour to go..."
...Wait, that last sentence didn't make sense.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 06, 2003, 03:52:07 PM
actually i said that you probably couldnt understand a word i said, but i had to go. bye!

ok, so there.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 06, 2003, 03:55:07 PM
after that it says Good bye!
This message of *something* by the *something* LORD_DUKE

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 06, 2003, 09:31:17 PM
oh yeah, it was
this message brought to you by the almighty LORD_DUKE
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 06, 2003, 10:13:28 PM
MAN, you're funny.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 10:21:27 PM
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Pants?
Pants Who?
Backwards Pants!
Ha ha ha, jon is so funny.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 06, 2003, 10:22:19 PM
I played the dice game wrong.^_^
And I like saying backwards pants.
I don't know why.
I just do.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 07, 2003, 11:19:37 AM
aww man are we doin those haiku poems again?
stupid haiku poems
i would rather eat a squirrel
than do anymore

ok, the explination for that is that when i was in 6th grade, my teacher made us write haiku poems for some literature assignments. they were ok at first, but he just kept goin on and on and on and it got really annoying. so i had a bad experience. other wise, i wouldve loved them, cuz im crazy like that.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 08:42:02 PM
Hey, LORD_DUKE, what would you rather do: read/write haikus or watch Mario dance the "Backwards Pants Dance" because his string bikini is going up his butt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 08:46:46 PM
Oh, Sapphira, I liked your poem. It showed how our great American armies have been brave and courageous throughout America's beginning. I hope you dedicated that to someone that died from a war or for the Terrorist War we're in now.^_^
I'm not a real poem person, but I respect people who write poems for our country.
That's what it was for-right?

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Mario's Backwards Pants are up his Butt!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 07, 2003, 09:14:00 PM
Thank you. ^_^

Actually, it's about wars in general. The assignment--a poem on the effects of war--was given to my English class after finishing "All Quiet on the Western Front," which is during WWI. I've dedicated it to our troops, though, even though it's not specifically about them. :)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 07, 2003, 09:57:58 PM
That's a good thing-caring about our country. I respect that.^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 08, 2003, 11:47:48 AM
Hey! I'm back! Well.. I returned a couple of times during the duration of my grounding(I so naughty!), but can now converse with my friends at TMK without worry of being caught!

U.S. X-Box Controller- Doubles as an anchor for sea-worthy crafts.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 08, 2003, 11:48:55 AM
Oh and by the way.... Schools out for summer!

Edited by - Dairy King on 6/8/2003 11:04:37 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 11:54:58 AM
I know where you live...I'm going to tell your parents....you're not safe here....BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Bowser laugh.

Don't worry, I don't know where you live and I won't tell your parents. Welcome back! The Mario Bar turned poetic if you wanted to know. That's why I started The Ma-Ma-Mario and Luigi Zone. I don't know if it'll be as good of a sucess as Mario Bar, but at least it gets you away from poetry and to the REAL Mario stuff!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 12:40:57 PM
Yay! Dairy King is back! ;)
And the Mario Bar has not changed into a poetry thread; that's just what we're talking about right now. The subject usually changes. For example, if you go back several pages, you'll notice the topic was about personalities.

Speaking of which, I'm an Experimentor (DIAT--Dominent Introverted Abstract Thinker).  See www.thespark.com

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 12:45:31 PM
I keep hearing 'poetry' everywhere! It's like a nightmare! I wonder what the next topic will be...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on June 08, 2003, 01:49:13 PM
Welcome back Dairy King!  I am glad you are off grounding and out of school, but we still have 2 more weeks here.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 08, 2003, 08:16:31 PM
Welcome *hic* back. Wa*hic*-want some... uhh... beard? I mean ... uhh... beer? *hic*Yea. I'm feeling pretty *hic* low down today.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 08:33:16 PM
Sorry, I'm too young to drink.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 08:35:56 PM
Bah! im a country boy...I can handle beer..One tequila please...oh and make it a suicide...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 08, 2003, 08:57:04 PM
Tsk..tsk... Shame on you guys for drinking. :P  Oh yeah, you guys claim to be "purer" than me, according to your test results, but how is that showing if you drink/get drunk while I don't? Nya! :P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 08, 2003, 09:09:33 PM
Bah who cares about those stupid tests..what do they prove? Absolutly nothing...I dont take anything they say to heart...

10 Tequila/suicides later

*Burp* Oh excuse me..nope Im not drunk yet...

20 Tequila/Suicides Later

*hic* Great, now I got the hiccups...
*adds some White lightning*

10 Tequila/suicide/white lightnings later

Well, I guess I can hold my Liquor pretty good..cuz Im still not drunk..
well I guess if I cant get drunk than I might as well stay sober...;~P

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 6/8/2003 8:13:20 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 08, 2003, 09:14:45 PM
I wouldn't drink too much if I were you. Remember what happened to Luigi? Plus, you never know when Charlie could be spying on you...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on June 09, 2003, 04:41:47 PM
Try my new Super Hyper Beer. When you wake up the next day your house might be on fire somhow. Hey girls, come to my pad for some appropiate fun like Mario games such as: what Mario and Peach do in the bed.

It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 09, 2003, 05:04:06 PM
jon suddenly threw a brick at marioguy.
What the heck's your problem? Do you like being a moron? There's kids here! Grow up!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 09, 2003, 05:14:49 PM
"Kids" here?! Why *HE'S* the youngest person here on these boards! And frankly, it shows. Geeze, Marioguy, stop being a pervert and grow up!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 09, 2003, 05:22:46 PM
marioguy better be nice or else everyone will play the "Beat Up Marioguy" game.
Oh, and what were you possibly THINKING when you said that one stupid Mario+Peach game? Oh, let me think......NOTHING! Duh, I did it again, Jorge, I did it again!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 09, 2003, 06:54:34 PM
I swear.. This place gets weirder and weirder every day..
Two weeks left? I pitty you. I'm kinda glad I'm out,(no school baby! yeah!) but then I home with my mom. Who babysits. Young children. That are very annoying! Plus, I get to clean alot, which sucks. Anyhoo, if you're talkin' poetry, I might have some things to contribute. I ain't the best poet in the world but I made a few...
*Just because I have different tastes*

Just because I have different tastes
Don't think I'm stupid
Don't hate me
Just because I have different tastes
Doesn't mean I'm not hip or "with it"
Doesn't make it right to make fun of what I like
Just because I have different tastes
I might like the things that you like
I might be the next big thing
Just because I have different tastes-Please, give me a chance
I got a few more. That one was my favorite though. I think I wrote it when someone questioned my taste in clothing.(a Super Mario Bros Shirt. Go figure.)

U.S. X-Box Controller- Doubles as an anchor for sea-worthy crafts.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 09, 2003, 10:33:01 PM
Uhh... Sure, Sapphira, I am more "pure" than you in real life, but I'm feeling depressed. So whatever.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 09, 2003, 10:44:05 PM
Aww...Why are you so depressed, CW?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 09, 2003, 11:41:13 PM
Umm... the girl I've mentioned several times before. I can't seem to ever be with her. It makes me kinda sad to be less important to her (right now) than getting a good SAT score.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 09, 2003, 11:55:05 PM
SAT's are VERY important, though. Affects EVERYTHING when getting into college--that and your GPA (which I just explained in Club 86').
She'll have more time for you when they're over. Just be patient and understanding. Try to see it from her point of view (which, in this situation, is mine, too--all these tests and grades and scores are tedious and annoying yet VERY important to me).

Anyway, I hope you feel un-depressed. :)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 10, 2003, 08:17:37 AM
oops

Edited by - Sapphira on 6/10/2003 7:18:13 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 10, 2003, 08:06:09 PM
I hate SAT tests! My dad says that they're just stupid tests that help get higher pay for teachers.
I just don't like them and I'm sure you don't like them either. But, they're important and I still do them my best.
Oh, and CW, let's just hope that the SAT testing company goes bankrupt so you can be with your gf.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 10, 2003, 09:40:08 PM
Umm... thanks, jon, I think.

But to keep things straight, she's not my girlfriend.

Even if we get married someday, I doubt she will ever have been my girlfriend.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 6/10/2003 8:41:27 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 10, 2003, 09:43:37 PM
Then why is everyone saying that she's your girlfriend?
Do I need glasses?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 10, 2003, 09:50:56 PM
I have not *ONCE* seen anyone refer her as his gf here--other than you. CW has said she's the "girl he loves" --which does *NOT* necessarily mean his gf.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 10, 2003, 09:58:44 PM
Well, then that's what I meant. I get confused easily like I've said in other posts.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 10, 2003, 10:34:07 PM
Umm... okay then. Yes, Sapphira, you are correct, and thank you for clarifying that in my abscence.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 11, 2003, 08:50:12 AM
'Welcome. :)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 11, 2003, 09:56:24 AM
Hmmm.... If the one you mentioned is a friend you could technically call her a "girlfriend" meaning that she is a friend that is a girl. But nowadays, that means yer goin' out with her, so that just flushes that down the toilet. Sorry, but I'm feeling a bit crazy today.
Has anyone else read yesterdays Mailbag? It got me a little steamed, the way J.J. treats people.. No wonder so many people dislike him.

U.S. X-Box Controller- Doubles as an anchor for sea-worthy crafts.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 11, 2003, 10:02:01 AM
As a matter of fact, I just finished reading it. It *was* a bit...uncalled for...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 11, 2003, 10:59:39 AM
I thought it was perfectly called for. It was very humorous and, frankly, LOOK what those people were asking! Cackle.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 11, 2003, 11:23:47 AM
Well, I feel like raising a stink about it. What about the ones sending information about SMB references!?(No matter how dumb they may be! They're just trying to be helpful.) Did they need that too? If you ask me, Mailbag was nicer before J.J. returned.

U.S. X-Box Controller- Doubles as an anchor for sea-worthy crafts.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 11, 2003, 12:38:16 PM
You have to admit referencing Dr. Mario cameos in Mario material is pretty weird.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Quijo on June 11, 2003, 01:00:39 PM
Okay! Look how easily we go off topic here; a discussion about the girl CrashCrazed loves has *suddenly* turned into a so-called Mailbag discussion. That's for the 'Site discussion' grounds.

 All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 11, 2003, 01:06:03 PM
You mean the girl *CW* loves.

Besides, this is a topicless topic, although, I agree; this would be good for Site Discussion

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 11, 2003, 01:35:35 PM
Yeah, school's almost out for me! YAY!
Man, we sure do get off topic, huh?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 11, 2003, 01:49:00 PM
School's been out for me since March. :P
...Well, actaully, the rest of the school got out inofficially on May 29, but officially on June 2. ..But we start on August 11!! How insane is that!!

And anyway, it's hard to get off topic in a thread with NO topic. :P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 11, 2003, 02:04:29 PM
Well, I get out June 13 and go back Sept something in my district.
Oh, and I thought the 'topic' going on now was CW's girl he loves and SATs.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 11, 2003, 02:14:56 PM
It was, but when the topic CHANGES, that doesn't mean we're going OFF-topic here.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 11, 2003, 02:19:14 PM
You like fixing people's mistakes, huh?
You really should be an editor for newspapers or novels or somethin'...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 11, 2003, 04:27:52 PM
Since when was CW's "love" Mario related? So I strayed off topic. Sue me. It's just hardly anybody reads the stuff in the Site Discussion board. Plus this is Mario Bar. If youve read any of the previous 120 some pages, you'd relize that this place jumps from topic to topic, and hardly anyone, except newbies, order drinks.

U.S. X-Box Controller- Doubles as an anchor for sea-worthy crafts.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 11, 2003, 05:28:44 PM
It is 5:27PM here. I have eaten nothing today except the following:

WHAT LIZARD DUDE HAS EATEN TODAY
Wheat
Milk
Coca-Cola

Yummy!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on June 11, 2003, 05:59:46 PM
I will eat all of you!

It''s ah me Marioguy! I''m also the master of Tetris Attack!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 11, 2003, 09:57:22 PM
My eating took a swing for the better, so I thought I'd fill all you quivering-with-suspense people out there in to

WHAT LIZARD DUDE HAS NOW EATEN TODAY
Wheat
Milk
Coca-Cola
Toast
Butter
Egg
Macaroni
Cheese
Chocolate Milk
Orange Smoothy

Yummy!^2

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 11, 2003, 10:38:47 PM
That actually made me laugh. Thanks, Lizard Dude. Heheheh.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on June 11, 2003, 11:57:32 PM
Deezer should lockup marioguy and feed him bread.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: David on June 12, 2003, 05:35:27 AM
Attention all site readers. Now is the chance! Let us overthrow the J.J. and put ME in command! BWahaahahah!

Wait... why are you all backing away?

Drat.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: David on June 12, 2003, 05:36:16 AM
Attention all site readers. Now is the chance! Let us overthrow the J.J. and put ME in command! BWahaahahah!

Wait... why are you all backing away?

Drat.

Oh, that's right, silly me. I forgot about the whole "Deezer and David are the same guy" and "MB and JJ are the same guy" thing.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 12, 2003, 10:39:16 AM
Hey, I do believe this is David's first post in the Mario Bar!

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 12, 2003, 05:03:39 PM
Wow, I think I made Chupperson Weird laugh on three different threads yesterday. Anyway, I feel a Part III to my series is required as a bit of explanation to the inquiring fans.

WHY LIZARD DUDE ATE WHAT HE ATE YESTERDAY
Breakfast: My family (besides me) left for the day. The house was pretty much barren of food. I was in trouble. After much digging, I found a box of that Shredded Wheat crap food stuff. I said, "Oh man" and proceeded to eat a bunch with milk on it for breakfast.

Lunchtime: Same situation. I grab the box and stuff more down my gullet.

Some Time Later: I realize that my eating habits of the day are too imbalanced and drink the remaining fourth of a two liter Coke bottle in the fridge to get more food groups.

Suppertime: I eat more wheat/Wow what a treat/To eat so much wheat

Some Time Later: The family comes back home. They haven't eaten so I get their meal, too. That's the rest of the stuff. I was happy so I posted it.

THE END (Always remember to eat your wheat)

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 12, 2003, 05:10:23 PM
Wheres the bubbles! BUBBLES BUBBLES BUBBLES!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 12, 2003, 07:19:03 PM
Duhh.. Lemme think...
Breakfast-Nothing.
Lunch Spaggetti-os and 3 cans of coke.
Dinner-Cheese Burger Pie!

U.S. of A.- Kickin'' @$s since 1776
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 12, 2003, 08:53:40 PM
Hmm... I'm feeling much better today.
I had
Breakfast - cinnamon toast
Lunch - a Quizno's double cheese sub
Dinner - DINNER?! WHERE?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 12, 2003, 09:21:14 PM
Has any one read my fan fic? I posted some on it tonight.

U.S. of A.- Kickin'' butt since 1776
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 15, 2003, 04:58:36 PM
Ringmaster steps up, says the elephants left town
People jump and jive, and the clowns inch back around
T.V. news and cameras, there's choppers in the sky
Marines, police, reporters, ask the where, for and why

How bizarre, how bizarre, how bizarre

Ooh baby, (ooh baby), it's making me crazy, (it's making me crazy)
Everytime I look around, (look around)
Everytime I look around, everytime i look around
It's in my face

ok, sorry, flash back there. that song was so awesome. anyways, happy fathers day to all.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on June 15, 2003, 09:34:30 PM
Let's see here.

THE DIET OF CHAMPIONS

Breakfast: slice of bread
Lunch: Four orders of nachos and 4 sodas (24 oz. Per)
Dinner: McDonald's (2 burgers, fries, big soda -- 42 oz.)
Dessert: 2 more cans of soda


Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 15, 2003, 09:46:04 PM
Hmm...considering my family went out to dinner for Father's Day...it would be a rather long list (gotta love the huge variety of buffets! ;) )

Let's see...normally...

1 granola bar/similar snack
Half of whatever's served for dinner
?? glasses of cran-something juice
Maybe a cookie or something

Wow. I eat practically nothing. Then again, I only eat when I'm hungry... Man, my appetite sure has shrunk...

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 16, 2003, 05:15:24 PM
Me and my family went to a BBQ.
Why did you barely eat something? Are you on a diet or something? Shouldn't you have gone to Hometown Buffet or something? Geeze!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 16, 2003, 06:21:53 PM
"Why did you barely eat something? Are you on a diet or something?"
--No. I don't believe in diets. They're just cruel ways of torturing yourself. I eat whatever I want, whenever I want--which is when I'm hungry. --And always in proportion. I've learned to stop when I'm comfortable vs. stuffed.  My appetite just happens to be very small, so I don't get hungry very often, and when I do, I don't eat very much.

Also, I'm on this anti-depressant, and some of the side effects are decreased appetite or weight gain. I got lucky and got the decreased appetite.

And for Father's Day, we went to a restaurant similar to Hometown Buffet. They had those where I used to live (Cali), but don't have 'em here, so we went to its East-coast counterpart.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 16, 2003, 06:23:31 PM
Wow, I created a monster(cookie)!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 16, 2003, 06:25:13 PM
Really Im what every woman wants to be...eat a ton of food..and never gain any weight..;P

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 16, 2003, 06:29:54 PM
Dude, that's how almost every single teen male is. Ah, ain't life great?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 16, 2003, 06:32:41 PM
Yep :)

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 16, 2003, 07:06:46 PM
Well la-dee-da to you guys. Luckily, since I don't eat much, I don't gain weight. In fact, being sick this year helped me *lose* weight--and now I've maintained it off. So nya. :P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 16, 2003, 07:50:20 PM
I know this is totally off topic, but has anyone ever had envelope art published in a major mag like "Nintendo Power", or "EGM", or something like that? I have. Check out the back issues of NP, cause mine was in the January 2001. (Vol. 140) It was of the guy from Harvest Moon 64, at the very right of the page! It's kinda crappy, but it still makes me proud!

Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on June 16, 2003, 07:59:39 PM
Are you kidding? I can't draw for crap! Of course, as Murphy's Law would have it, on my shelf I managed to find NP issues 138, 139, 141, and 142, but not 140. Bah.

And I NEVER gain weight. I eat like a pig.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 16, 2003, 08:10:58 PM
Fact: Teenage guys have a VERY high metabolism. But by the mid-20s, all that eating catches up. The metabolism slows down. If you don't stop the intense eating, you'll slowly gain weight and never be able to lose it again. This is why most adult (married) men have potbellies aka "middle-age spread."

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 16, 2003, 08:32:42 PM
Really? I thought they were called "beer bellies" heh heh...actually this is exactly what it says in my Fitness for life book (subject Im taking this year)"As you grow older and the hormone levels in the body begin to change, levels of body fatness also change. During the teen years, female hormones cause girls to develop more body fatness than boys. Because of male hormones, teenage boys have greater musle development than girls"  *snicker* and people say youll never use this stuff outside of school..;P

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - marionut#1 on 6/16/2003 7:33:49 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 16, 2003, 09:43:56 PM
...You don't.
Anyway, I'm about as skinny as they come. I don't really eat that much either, so I'm doing fine anyway. I don't have very big muscles but aparently I'm pretty strong.
Hmm. I wonder why I blurted all this out.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 16, 2003, 09:50:47 PM
And in that Father's Day BBQ, I had 2 hot dogs, some chips, and a lot of soda.

I'm becoming more like Lizard Dude everyday.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 16, 2003, 09:59:43 PM
These forums have a strange way of making you do that. Look at me--hardly anyone knows I have OCPD, but everyone here does.

Speaking of body frames, I'm pretty average, although I'm a little short. I *do* wish I were slimmer, but, honestly, how many girls don't?

(See what I mean! I just blurted out stuff, too!)

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Edited by - Sapphira on 6/16/2003 9:00:37 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 16, 2003, 10:02:59 PM
ROFLMBO


It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 16, 2003, 10:07:41 PM
Well, I know of at least one... ahh... she's so beautiful...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 16, 2003, 10:09:12 PM
I didn't have to take a TUMS! That's a first! Oh, wait, that BBQ wasn't so bad because for 3 hours straight, I ran around with my little brother doing all sorts of stuff.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 16, 2003, 10:14:40 PM
Oh good grief.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 16, 2003, 10:22:36 PM
"ROFLMBO"
--Hey! I'm not perfect! :P  I'm glad I'm attractive, though. My dad's boss (female)even made over how "gorgeous" I was. So nya! :P  *Sticks nose in the air, attempting to act snobbish*

...And there I go again. Blurting more stuff. ;P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 16, 2003, 10:54:50 PM
ROFLMBO
Heh heh..just like a girl

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 16, 2003, 10:57:49 PM
Hey! I resemble that remark! ;P

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 16, 2003, 10:58:47 PM
Bet I could eat more hot dogs than you, Miss Editor...oh, yeah, you don't eat much...never mind.

So now we're talking about how fat we get when we're older and how pretty we are now...sounds like someone wants to be Wendy O. Koopa...

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I got a snake in my boot! Now it's crawling up my backwards pants!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 16, 2003, 11:02:07 PM
Heh. Gee, I guess I know a very unusual girl. Of course, that's partly why I love her...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 16, 2003, 11:03:17 PM
I bet you *could* eat more hot dogs than me. Blech! Nasty! Haven't touched them since I was about 5.

BTW, you do know I'm joking, right? I mean, those statements *are* true (;P), but I like pretending I'm stuck up. It's quite funny, IMO. I'm really actually pretty quiet and conservative.

Edit: Ahhh!! I spelled 'quiet' 'quite'!!

Edited by - Sapphira on 6/16/2003 10:16:33 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 16, 2003, 11:07:26 PM
Miss Editor IS Wendy O! Bowser must've never known this! Must-tell-Bowser...

jon:Bowser.
Bowser:Yes?
jon:Wendy O is really Sapphira.
Bowser:Oh no! I spell words wrong! (runs away)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 17, 2003, 10:45:24 AM
Hmmm.. Only Insane Steve was slightly interested in the fact that I had an envelope published..? Maybe amount is my problem..

I had envelope art put in NP vol 140!I had envelope art put in NP vol 140!I had envelope art put in NP vol 140!I had envelope art put in NP vol 140!I had envelope art put in NP vol 140!I had... Gasp... Wheeze.... velope .. art... geh...ughh...
*Passes Out*

Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 17, 2003, 10:49:11 AM
A great evil walks the earth... HTML is now enabled in General Mario Chat.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Quijo on June 17, 2003, 11:20:17 AM
I think we all know that by now, Daisy.

Hot-dogs are tasty. But I prefer macaroni cheese and chinese noodles.



 All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 17, 2003, 09:34:50 PM
BURRITOS AND PB&J RULE ALL!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 17, 2003, 09:46:17 PM
In my experience  BURRITOS + PB&J = GAS

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 17, 2003, 10:00:25 PM
Not in my experience...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 18, 2003, 02:22:55 PM
in my experience, BURRITOS (period) = GAS

oh yeah, dairy king, i did see your envelope art in that one issue of EGM! with the guy from harvest moon. not to shabby...

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 6/18/2003 1:24:48 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 18, 2003, 06:39:10 PM
Eating mostly burritos make you short! You'll never grow!-I think. VISIT MY SITE SOMEBODY! IT'S REALLY COOL! It's Mario, Mario, MARIO! Pllleeeaaassssseeee! I've only had like 3 people come...www.geocities.com/mariotendo.

"We came in to this world as muppets, look in to these eyes-you see that they''re googly.
Big Bird''s in his nest, Oscar''s in his can, Ernie''s a guy that lives with another man..."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on June 18, 2003, 06:51:12 PM
 I took a look, kiddo, but I only have up to Issue 137. Sorry, I'm sure it's great, though.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 18, 2003, 09:43:47 PM
Heh, jon, I'm six feet tall.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 19, 2003, 12:30:30 PM
"Well, I know of at least one... ahh... she's so beautiful..."
--Apparently you know nothing about women, CW. Just because YOU think she's perfect does NOT mean SHE sees herself that way.

And Dairy King, I would have looked, but sadly, my first issue was either 150 or 151--the one with SSBM on the cover.

lol, Yoshi6, you made a typo on "Dairy" and called him Daisy!!

And PB&J is NASTY, too, just like hot dogs.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 19, 2003, 12:46:33 PM
Personally I prefer PB&MF...whats MF you ask? Marshmallow Fluff...mmmmmmm

Hey there you go...Daisy queen could be a restaurant in the Mushroom Kingdom...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 19, 2003, 01:44:10 PM
I got a little worried when you said "MF," there. ;P
Hahaha! A Daisy Queen restaurant chain! lol.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 19, 2003, 01:54:13 PM
What did you think MF stood for? a certain cuss word maybe? heh heh..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 19, 2003, 02:04:35 PM
Me? *bats eyes and grins innocently* Perhaps... ;P
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 19, 2003, 02:22:15 PM
A fluffernutter! PB+MF=FN.
also, Bread + Pizza sauce + cheese + toppings= Pizza Sandwich. Yummy!
Oh, btw, My art was in NP, not EGM. If you saw it in EGM, you must be:
1.Seeing things, I've never sent art to EGM:p
2.Meaning to have said NP
3.wierd


Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 19, 2003, 02:22:24 PM
Woop! Double post!

Edited by - Dairy King on 6/19/2003 1:26:49 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 19, 2003, 04:51:21 PM
Umm, actually, Sapphira, I know she doesn't think she needs to be thinner than she is. I'm not as naïve as you think. I might not know "women," but I know this girl quite well. And obviously better than you think I do. And no, neither of us thinks she's perfect. But that's not what I said.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 6/19/2003 5:00:21 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 20, 2003, 06:49:18 PM
Ah. Oh well, whatever.

I'm bored so it's testing time!
...Well crud. HTML was taken out of Mario chat. >:[  Oh well, just copy-paste the URL...

Are You Grammatically Incorrect?
http://encarta.msn.com/quiz/quiz.asp?QuizID=51

I got a 10/10. w00t! ^_^

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 20, 2003, 09:06:54 PM
Bleh..I only got 4/10...DANGIT contractions ARE part of the English language...>:( Stupid tests..what do they prove? Absolutly nothin!

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 20, 2003, 10:52:50 PM
Well *that* one proves your grammar skills. ;P  Those were the ten most common errors even grammactically correct people make.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 20, 2003, 11:01:03 PM
Oh, and yes, contractions ARE, in fact, part of the English language, but they're informal.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 21, 2003, 08:13:31 AM
*shocked*  SAPPHIRA, YOU DON'T LIKE HOT DOGS?

   uuuuh! *faints*


I''m a Mario rube!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 21, 2003, 10:24:24 AM
Well... I got a 7/10 on that quiz. Funny... English has always bean my strong soot. It seams somthing has effected me.

Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 21, 2003, 10:29:27 AM
Blech! Hot dogs are NASTY!! I like sausage, but hot dogs...yeuchk! Besides, they're basically just intestines from random animals and meat biproducts.

Some other foods I don't like that people find "weird" are American Cheese (tastes like flavored plastic) and Cool Whip (too sweet and fluffy.)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 21, 2003, 03:03:29 PM
I'm sorry to say Sapphira, you and I have nothing in common.  I LOVE those 3 foods that you hate!  I'd say the only thing we have in common is that we both go to this Mario forum and talk with all the others.

I''''m a Mario and Sonic rube!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 21, 2003, 03:20:11 PM
Well, our first names start with the same letter...

I like pizza and ice cream; almost everyone likes that... I just don't like certain "cheap" foods like hot dogs, Am. Cheese, speghetti-o's, PB&J... that sort of stuff. Mac & Cheese is good, though, but ONLY if it's cooked right and FRESH. If it's been sitting out and is dry, I won't touch it.

I'm spoiled--my mom's a good cook. ;P

Oh yeah, I also don't like soda.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 21, 2003, 04:50:01 PM
DANG! Sapphira's picky picky picky on some foods! Man, WHY do you hate that stuff? It's the taste, huh? Geeze, whatever.
I used to know someone who hated pizza!

But my favorite food is my mom's chicken enchaladas-mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
It has chicken, olives, flour tortilas, cheese, onions, and the BEST enchalada sauce ever! Man, it's so good^_^. And when my mom makes them, she always makes 20 or more, so there's always leftovers for the next day for lunch....mmmmmmmmmmm! We're white folks, but we LOVE mexican food! Yum!

I'm not going to talk about food anymore-I think. I don't want to be Lizard Dude.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 21, 2003, 05:07:25 PM
Insane Steve doesn't like pizza. I love cheese. It smells funny, and goes good on crackers and sandwiches.

Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 21, 2003, 07:46:34 PM
...! No way! *MY* favorite food is *MY* mom's chicken enchiladas!! She usually only makes them for parties and special occasions and such, but she *ALSO* makes a large batch, so we, too, have lots for the next few days. ^_^

Oh, and ironically, I'm actually *NOT* very picky. Well, of the foods we have, anyway. I *AM* a carbovore (word coined by me), though, so I tend to stick to sugars and starches.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 21, 2003, 07:58:02 PM
(About the hot dogs)  CHEAP?  CHEAP??????!!!!!!!  WHY I OUGHTA...  Sorry, I don't mean any of that.  It's just that, I like almost every single food in America.  How can you notlike hot dogs?  That is the real puzzler.

I''''m a Mario and Sonic rube!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 21, 2003, 08:41:21 PM
Because they're GRODY! Aughh!
It depends on what American cheese you get, Sapphira. Kraft Singles are horrible. But Subway's American cheese is the best cheese ever! Along with their mayonnaise.
My favorite food is Mexican stuff. My mom makes these great chicken and rice and beans and sauce and onions stuff in tortillas... it doesn't have a name. And she makes great bean and cheese burritos with green sauce and stuff... MMM

I got a 9/10 on that quiz. They tricked me with that "I feel bad" one.
I've been sick today and the stupid AOL program wouldn't work yesterday. I had to uninstall it and reinstall it to make it work, and now all my Mom's saved e-mail is inaccessible.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on June 21, 2003, 08:51:10 PM
 Indeed, Hot Dogs are disgusting, if you think about what they're made of. But, I don't mind 'em.

 American Cheese, on the other hand, is quite horrible. I've never had SubWay's, though. Mainly because I'm more of a Provolon, sort of guy. If that makes sense.

 Gah, I wonder if SubWay is still open...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 21, 2003, 08:52:20 PM
I know, I've had real American cheese. It's still blech, IMO, but not as bad as the Kraft Singles. Oh yeah, I don't really like mayo, either. It's tolerable when it's in something, i.e. tuna or egg salad (which don't rank very high on my foods list.) I like it on sandwiches in restaurants, though, but I can't STAND the smell of the jarred stuff from store, so I don't use it directly.

And as for the grammar quiz, the one you missed, CW,--"bad vs. badly" was the only one I wasn't sure on. I guess I got lucky in picking the right one. :)



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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on June 21, 2003, 09:43:14 PM
WHO SAID THEY HATED PIZZA? PIZZA IS GOOOOOOD! I USUALLY HAVE PIZZA 4 TIMES A WEEK! I LOVE PIZZA! PIZZA IS THE BEST! I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO WITHOUT PIZZA! PIIIIIZZZZZZZAAA.........*drools*



Sorry, I had both the Capitalization and Rambling bugs when I posted that. Hope nonbody else got them before I got over them............



Why does nobody post in the computer game threads? My game's had a full graphical/musical makeover and I'm dying to show people! The game's here if you want it! Play Adventure mode all the way through(it goes up to Phase 41, although the first few phases are still lacking in the music department), you won't be disappointed.



Here's a couple screenies of what my game looks like now. I took the second one while four COM Marios were battling.



Single Player







Multiplayer


Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 21, 2003, 09:51:56 PM
I just downloaded it but it's still super fast and none of the backgrounds or music shows up.

I don't like mayonnaise either, but Subway's is just REAL good, for some reason.
I don't like hot dogs or burgers, or any meat other than chicken or fish. It's all horrible, and then, I don't like much chicken or fish either.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on June 21, 2003, 09:55:48 PM
None of the backgrounds or music showed up? I don't know what's going on.......the game doesn't do that on either of my two. I'll try to add a speed adjuster on the next version
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 22, 2003, 09:26:51 AM
You don't like burgers Chup?

Oh, by the way, if I don't post here for a week's time, I didn't leave for another forum, I'm just going to be at camp until Friday.

I''''m a Mario and Sonic rube!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 22, 2003, 10:15:17 AM
Wow, that's weird--not liking hamburgers...unless you're a vegetarian or allergic. Actually, you sound like you're pretty much a vegetarian.

Blech! I can't stand fish! Shellfish on the other hand...mmm... *salivates*

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on June 22, 2003, 11:26:02 AM
I might be gone Monday-Thursday, but you probably won't even notice I'm gone(since sometimes I go that many days without posting here)



Hopefully what I did fixed the speed problem, and now I'm adding Fire Mario and Hammer Bros. Mario. I finally got all the sprites modified for it, so now all I have to do is somehow add the items and make people shoot stuff(I'm planning on fireballs make you jump in pain and hammers on the head make your controls reversed. Neither can hurt enemies). This was a fake screenshot I made of the game a long time ago, for what I'd hoped this game would be someday. Compare this to the other two. With the implementation and Fire and Hammer Mario, it'll look BETTER than the old fake screenshot!




Edited by - CashCrazed on 6/22/2003 10:27:09 AM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 22, 2003, 05:25:32 PM
jon, if you post one more thing about me and food...

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 22, 2003, 06:24:42 PM
I don't see how you can say disliking burgers is weird. But whatever. I'm not allergic to beef and I'm not really vegetarian, because I end up eating a burger about once every year, and that reminds me why I don't like them. Blech.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 23, 2003, 11:32:18 PM
Have any of you guys ever seen Krull? It's a good movie, even though it's rather low-tech in the special effects department...

Anyway, I have this stuff for your brains to chew on:

SO, YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.
A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours.
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
A group of geese on the ground is a gaggle; a group of geese in the air is a skein.
A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer
All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.
All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.
Almonds are a member of the peach family.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.
Did you know that crocodiles never outgrow the pool in which they live?
"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.
In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at a red light.
In most advertisements, the time displayed on a watch is 10:10
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"
Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
Mr. Rogers is an ordained minister.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.
On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag. (The $2 bill is now a coin.)
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.
Pinocchio is Italian for "pine eye."
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'
"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand, "lollipop" with your right.
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there were three gifts.
The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "It's a Wonderful Life."
The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.
The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched."
The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable".
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.
The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
The words 'racecar' and 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left. (palindromes)
There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.
There are 336 dimples on a regulation golf ball.
There are more chickens than people in the world.
There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."
There is a word in the English language with only one vowel, which occurs five times: "indivisibility."
There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables.
Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey.
TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.


Also, I have this interesting information:

"A billion is a big number to comprehend but here's how to put it into perspective:

A billion seconds ago was 1959.
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
A billion hours ago our ancestors were grinding rocks in the Stone Age.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes, at the rate Washington spends our money."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on June 23, 2003, 11:38:58 PM
HOLY CRAP! after reading all that my eyes are tired of going back and forth...not to mention the room is spinning around..O_o

BTW the sneezing one is wrong..ive actually done it just to prove it wrong...;P

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Deezer on June 24, 2003, 01:58:30 AM
Interesting post, CW.

Poll time!:

What is your favorite sentence that uses all 26 letters of the alphabet?

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog.
OR
Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs.

I prefer the "liquor jugs" sentence because it  is shorter. And I heard of it way after the "lazy dog" sentence, so I'm not as bored with it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 24, 2003, 07:56:29 AM
I've heard some of those before. Interesting, nonetheless.

Oh, Deezer, I guess my fave would be the fox one--considering that's the only one I've heard and used before. ;)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 24, 2003, 08:11:28 PM
"No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple."

Excuse me? Everyone knows that "purple" obviously rhymes with "nurple" and "orange" rhymes, of course, with "door hinge."

And for the poll, the second one's better.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on June 24, 2003, 08:28:03 PM
 "We Will Surely Avoid Scurvy if We All Eat an Orange."

 Or something along those lines.

 And yes, I guess the liquor one is better.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 24, 2003, 08:32:34 PM
You sing like a diary farmer, Black Mage.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 24, 2003, 11:01:37 PM
The liquor one is more interesting becuase it uses less letters. So I think I like it better.

I've heard that door hinge thing but that's two words so it doesn't really rhyme... and what the heck is a "nurple?!"
Oh, and I noticed another piece of useless information to go with all that: All those facts are alphabetized.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on June 24, 2003, 11:10:37 PM
FEWER letters.
And it's very close to being alphabetized.  The first few are a bit scrambled...

Hmm... When my dad was in grade school, he was taught that the vowels were A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y and W.  Yes, W.
They couldn't give him an example, but they insisted it was true.  And sure enough, there is at leats one word that uses W as a vowel.
Does anybody know of it/any others?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 24, 2003, 11:18:53 PM
Hmm... after a bit of research, I've found one example in English:

Cwm (a steep-walled semicircular basin in a mountain, sometimes containing a lake; a cirque) and also, crwth (an ancient Celtic musical instrument), both from the Welsh, use w as a vowel--standing for the same sound that "oo" stands for in boom and booth. Crwth is also spelled "crowd."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 25, 2003, 10:54:46 AM
I've known about those words for a while. In fact, one of the teams in the fantasy baseball league I'm in is named after crwth.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 25, 2003, 10:55:49 AM
I've known about those words for a while. In fact, one of the teams in the fantasy baseball league I'm in is named after crwth.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 25, 2003, 10:56:32 AM
I've known about those words for a while. In fact, one of the teams in the fantasy baseball league I'm in is named after crwth.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 26, 2003, 09:30:04 AM
What happened! why is everyone talkin about wierd words and hamburgers and crap. are we all drunk!? C.W. what the heck did you give everyone while i was gone. sounds like you had some of it too. since this is a new board, i say a new topic. how about the old sonic the hedgehog show, ya remember that? the one where Dr. eggman had those two robots that were really stupid? those where the good old days. NYAH! 20X6!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on June 26, 2003, 10:01:34 AM
There IS a word that rhymes with purple:

"You know what? I'm pretty sure that his burp'll be louder than the one before it."

See? Burp'll. A contraction meaning "Burp will".

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on June 26, 2003, 10:23:15 AM
 It's Doctor Robotnik. I won't stand for that Eggman none-sense.

 And yes, I do recall that show. It was "The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog." And those two robots were Scratch and Grounder. Ah, I remember the good 'ol days.

 I also remember that one that was on Saturday mornings. It was a bit more serious, and I remember liking its art a bit better than the Adventures cartoon.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 26, 2003, 02:27:28 PM
"He's the fastest thing alive - he's the fastest thing...aliiiiiiiiiiiiiive!"

It also had a better theme.

Do not resist Eggman. That is "his" name.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 26, 2003, 07:03:16 PM
"The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog" still comes on the Disney channel sometimes. I watched both Sonic series, and remeber seeing episodes of:
Super Mario Bros Super Show
Super Mario Bros 3
Super Mario World
Tazmania(that was a great show!)
Ahh.... Now THOSE were the good ol' days. Ironically, they were the same good old days you all referred to.

Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario

Edited by - Dairy King on 6/26/2003 6:10:38 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 26, 2003, 09:16:01 PM
Disney Channel? I've never see it on there. Are you sure?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 26, 2003, 09:47:39 PM
EGGMAN???? Lizard Dude likes Eggman because he likes food and EGGman with the EGG.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 27, 2003, 10:16:39 AM
well, i woudve called him robotnik, but at the time i wasnt sure how to spell that, but now i know. i kinda like robotnik more that eggman. cus i liked it when sonic would call him roBUTTnik, but ofcourse, those where the days when i thought butt was the funniest word.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 27, 2003, 11:18:58 AM
1986th post! w00t! Same as my birth year!

*Ahem* Anyway...

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on June 27, 2003, 01:19:30 PM
 Feh, I'm uncertain when the actual change of name took place, but I refuse to use it, mainly because I'm a stubborn fool. It'd be like Nintendo renaming Bowser to something like LizardDude. Oh, wait. :)

 Oh, and it's not on Disney, I don't believe, it's on Toon Disney. I'm unsure, as I don't have that channel, but I'm quite sure I read it somewhere.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 27, 2003, 01:23:35 PM
I also hate the name Eggman and refuse to use it, too. :P  I've always known him as Robotnik, and that name sounds better.

Oh, and I'm INCREDIBLY stubborn if I don't want to do something. ;P

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 27, 2003, 02:26:29 PM
Well, then I guess you'll hate Robotnik's theme song on Sonic Adventure 2 Battle....they say Eggman. I go by the name Eggman-but I don't like him. My favorite character is..........the best character in the game-Shadow.....^_^.
He looks so much better than Sonic and he's much cooler. If only when the two of them were Super Saiyan-they could use energy blasts on the Biolizard.....oh well.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 27, 2003, 04:46:27 PM
Sonic is the fastest thing alive!
One of my counselors at camp wrote a song about G.I. Joe.  America's number 1 action figure, yeah!


Back to the topic at hand, I like the name Robotnik better.  Sonic always called him Ro"butt"nik.  Besides, who would be afraid of someone called Dr. Eggman?  I would fear the name Robotnik.  The word Eggman is part of an obscure 60s song called "I am the walrus."

I''''m a Mario and Sonic rube!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 27, 2003, 05:23:00 PM
Shadow's still better...

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 27, 2003, 06:01:20 PM
Yes, Toon Disney. Thats what I mean.

Either way, I''m still a cad! I hate everybody! Yaaarrrgh!
-Wario
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on June 27, 2003, 07:34:23 PM
Which days/times is each show usually on?

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 27, 2003, 07:42:24 PM
Uhh.... I would only see it on Fridays at like 11:00 pm.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on June 27, 2003, 09:13:16 PM
We're boardering 2000 posts. Its a shame Yoshi Girl has left.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 27, 2003, 09:28:54 PM
And I never got to meet her, either. :(
I'd hate to think how full her inbox would be if she had it so she'd be notified every SINGLE time someone replied to this topic... ;P

*Sigh* Why does it seem that whenever I'm on the boards, no one else is, and whenever I'm not, tons of people are...? Woe is me...

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 27, 2003, 10:22:43 PM
An obscure '60s song?! That's the Beatles! Don't you know who the Beatles are?!

I am the eggman... I am the walrus.. koo koo ka choo...
...I hate that song.

I don't care what they call the bad guy in Sonic. I've never played more than 10 minutes of a Sonic game. Eggman sounds stupid but if that's what they're calling him, then so be it. Robotnik sounds cooler/more intimidating but I don't care.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 28, 2003, 11:56:30 AM
man, are we still on the sonic topic? i wouldve thought we would be talking about something else by atleast the new board. mwahahaha! i am now a good-topic-maker-person!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 28, 2003, 07:26:20 PM
I'm a big fan of the Beatles.  I just think that song is obscure.

I''''m a Mario and Sonic rube!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 28, 2003, 07:56:25 PM
The big 2000th milestone reply!! w00t! ^_^

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 28, 2003, 11:33:07 PM
Lucky, lucky you. >:-þ
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 29, 2003, 03:02:34 PM
You all miss one important point. Mr. [creator of Sonic storyline] never created a character named Robotnik - ever. He created Eggman. Who cares if it sounds stupid, it is his name.

You have all been fed the false name information from birth. Remember how hard it was for Neo to first accept the real world? That is what you all are experiencing. Stop living in the Matrix. I know it will be tough, but realize the error of your ways and accept the cold, hard facts.

And remember, it is not your fault. It is Sega of America's fault. You can beat them.

There is no ring.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on June 29, 2003, 03:51:43 PM
 Well then, this new found information changes my opinion naught.

 If calling Robotnik Eggman is freedom, give me the blue pill.

As far as I'm concerned, there is a spoon. ;)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on June 29, 2003, 04:20:08 PM
lol. ;D  Ditto to what Black Mage said.
 (Oh, and I already knew that info, LD.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 29, 2003, 07:03:16 PM
I'd like to hit the guy who decided to change Robotnik to Eggman with a metal Chair.

I''''m a Mario and Sonic rube!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on June 29, 2003, 07:06:34 PM
Read Lizard Dude's post [again], Jman.

 Read it, carefully.

Edited by - Black Mage on 6/29/2003 6:11:45 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 29, 2003, 09:09:54 PM
Well, I guess I can't beat good old American stubborness. Oh well.

On the bright side, jon didn't say anything about me and food!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 29, 2003, 09:13:33 PM
im special cuz i get candy!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 29, 2003, 10:42:35 PM
Want a cookie?

(...Didn't some old lady in The Matrix say that?)

Well, I don't like the name Rockman as much as I like Mega Man. Even if Keiji Inafune doesn't like the name Mega Man. (He doesn't.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on June 30, 2003, 12:04:57 PM
actually, the old lady you refer to, called the oracle, said "here, take a cookie..." but you were close.

i agree with CW, i like the name megaman rather than rockman. why call the guy rockman if he doesnt have anything to do with rocks?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on June 30, 2003, 06:59:16 PM

 Heh, surprisingly, I actually prefer the name Rock Man, as opposed to Mega Man. I'm unsure why, to be honest. Meh, I also like Forte, over Bass.

 Also, he's not named after a "Rock," as in a Sedimentary or Igneous sort of rock. It's Rock as in Rock and Roll, hence the pun of the Character's names... Rock and Roll. Erm, it seemed sort of obvious. If you hadn't noticed, most of the Character's Japanese names are related to music:

English Name  -  Japanese Name

Rock/Mega Man  -  Rock/Rock Man
Roll  -  Roll
Break Man/Proto Man  -  Blues
Bass  -  Forte
Treble - Treble** (?)

** - I'm unsure of its Japanese name.

 Well, a lot of 'em anyways.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 30, 2003, 11:27:54 PM
Treble is called Gospel in Japan... which I think is very strange... why not Piano?

Anyway, I actually like calling him Rock as opposed to Mega Man or Rockman. Sorta like how I prefer X to Mega Man X...

And yes, I knew all about the music pun thing... Isn't Protoman* named Blues here in America too?

What about Rush and Tango? And Eddie?

...You know, it's sad. I know more about Mega Man than Capcom does. On their "official" Mega Man site, they mistake X for Rock in one place, as well as numerous small errors. Their copy editors are asleep.

*I refuse to type "Proto Man." It just looks stupid, even if it is the official and often disregarded spacing.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 30, 2003, 11:32:10 PM
Oh yeah, in this book I have from like 1991 or something, an unofficial Nintendo game hints book, they state that they're using a prototype copy of Mega Man III and call Blues "Bruce," which is understandable, since L is R in Japanese and everything... And technically speaking, it's spelled "Buruusu," so it would be easy to mistake.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on July 01, 2003, 10:02:24 AM
 Yes, 'Bruce' is an understandable mistake. I think I probably would have gone for that, as opposed to Blues, myself.

 However, in Mega Man III, the Released Version, they renamed him Break Man.

 He wasn't in Mega Man IV.

 And in Mega Man V, he is named Proto Man.

 And so, all references to Blues afterwards were now Proto Man.

 Also, I wasn't referring to you specificly, CW, it was directed more towards the person who asked why Mega Man was named "Rock Man."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 01, 2003, 10:06:42 AM
You people are crazy. You blatently ignore Dr. Robotnik's Eggman's real name because it "sounds stupid." Yet you ignore actual logic, because he does have and egg-like body type.


But the CRAZY thing is that half of you accept the completely senseless Rockman over the nice sounding Megaman. I mean, come on; those robots have nothing to do with music, and they're all named after it. Rockman, however, is at least mega, so the American name makes some sense (at least more than the Japanese one).


*rips hair out and runs around mumbling something about "culture differences"*



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 01, 2003, 10:59:54 AM
uh, im not ignoring his real name. i think the american one is cooler. and yes, i think everyone in here knows he has an egg shaped body. if anyone didnt know that, then i would question whether or not they needed to go back to the 1st grade and re-learn their shapes.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 01, 2003, 02:17:59 PM
I just put up the latest chapter in my story, "The mushroom kingdom conquest."  If anyone's interested, go to the storyboards, read it, and give me some feedback.  I really don't mind if you clutter my topic, I actually prefer it.  But none of that "one member posts 5 times" stuff.

I''''m a Mario and Sonic rube!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 01, 2003, 03:40:11 PM
im so cool! check out my new sig!

"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 01, 2003, 10:37:24 PM
Actually, Black Mage, Blues was going by the name Break Man to fool Mega Man and Dr. Light. If you've ever beaten the game, Dr. Light realizes that is must have been Protoman who saved Rock from being crushed after defeating Gamma, and later you see Dr. Light's design notebook, and Protoman is listed in there as well.

Also, he shows up in Mega Man IV to reveal the real villain...

Oh, and Lizard Dude, the story is that Dr. Light named them, you know... maybe he just likes music...

OH YEAH! I just remembered! I read in an interview with Keiji Inafune that they named him Rockman because they said when people hear Rockman, they think of Rock music, and that's percieved as being really cool and stuff. In Japan, anyway.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 7/1/2003 9:50:51 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on July 01, 2003, 11:19:18 PM
 That's true. He is listed as Proto Man isn't he? He was # 00, wasn't he?

 And you're right. I completely forgot his little cameo in Mega Man IV. That was the scene with Cossack's daughter, correct?

 Hm, or was it Kossack?

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 02, 2003, 10:30:13 PM
#000, if I'm not mistaken.
And it's Kossack.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SPIDYRAND on July 04, 2003, 06:32:46 AM
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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 04, 2003, 11:07:37 PM
Here.

... This order doesn't deserve anything fancy.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 05, 2003, 05:47:00 PM
I realized I've never ordered anything here.

I'll have a hard boiled EGG with a chilled MANdarin orange on the side, please.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 05, 2003, 06:03:59 PM
Yah, I've got a question for the guys that run Gamer's haven.  I went over there and posted on the Forum.  Why does it say "Ugly Jerk"  directly below my name?

Jman: The best fighter (in my own mind) on SSBM.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on July 05, 2003, 06:19:04 PM
 Ya know, come to think of it, neither have I.

 I'll take a pROtein shake in a BOTtle, but please by quicker than the NIK (Najwyzsza Izba Kontroli).

 Yeah, you heard me right, Najwyzsza Izba Kontroli.

 I tried. XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on July 05, 2003, 06:41:21 PM
lol. I'll have a YOgUrt--REno style--and and ALL CRAnberry smoothie, before I become laZY.

(that was lame, I know)

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on July 05, 2003, 10:43:19 PM
Well, How AbouT THis convErsation be cHangEd to something we aLL care about... serIouSly, THe poInt of the bar iS to ...

(End of sentence. I got enough letters to state my point.)

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 05, 2003, 10:51:25 PM
Egg. Orange.
Shake. In a Bottle.
Yogurt. Smoothie.

...You guys asked for it. Heheh.

I simply could not think of one of those code red messages.

And Jman, I believe "ugly jerk" is your status, or ranking, on the forum. As you post more, you'll get a better status.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 05, 2003, 10:52:50 PM


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 7/6/2003 10:57:28 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 06, 2003, 04:15:49 PM
Oh.  It seemed like a cruel joke at the time.

 The master of multiplayer Mario games: You''re looking at him right now!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on July 06, 2003, 04:23:55 PM
Jman, see my response regarding the "Ugly Jerk" thing in your story "The Mushroom Kingdom Conquest." I believe that will clear it up more.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 06, 2003, 11:00:40 PM
You are reading text typed by the new fan art/fiction manager guy for TMK. w00t
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 07, 2003, 11:56:07 PM
You are reading text typed by the new webmaster for the Krystal Lovers' Association. w00t w00t
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 08, 2003, 08:52:48 AM
Congratulations on both of your new positions, CW.  Guess I'll be seeing you around the TMK website, and I guess now the fanfiction section will be updated more frequently now.

 The master of multiplayer Mario games: You''re looking at him right now!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 08, 2003, 05:26:43 PM
great jorb CW!
yeah, thats right, i said jorb. you got a problem with that?
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"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 08, 2003, 07:26:46 PM
Somehow I think his second position was self-proclaimed. ;)

Does this mean you'll answer mailbags?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on July 08, 2003, 07:36:39 PM
Jorb... lol.

Ah! Hahahaha! Pan-Pan is fat! Ah hahahahaha! He fell on you! Ah hahahaha! He's a good bear!

...Erm... Never mind. And in response to LORD_DUKE's signature, I used to have Tetris: The Board Game. It was kinda freaky. Fun, though.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 08, 2003, 07:44:06 PM
Heheheh... I wanna play that.

Nope, Lizard Dude, the guy who used to run the KLA just handed me the site yesterday. He hadn't updated it since October 2002.

And no, I'll just be working behind the scenes at TMK. You probably won't notice... at least not right now. You'll just know that I've done the updates for those pages.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 08, 2003, 07:58:53 PM
Krystal Lovers' Association? It brings to mind something my Necromancers in WarCraft III say sometimes...

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 08, 2003, 08:18:28 PM
Umm... okay... Anyway, if ya wanna get freaked out, go here.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 08, 2003, 08:22:40 PM
"I love the dead...frequently."
-Undead Necromancer, WarCraft III

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 08, 2003, 08:24:08 PM
That's very...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 08, 2003, 09:25:04 PM
I've been checking out the site. The NC-17 message boards are interesting.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 09, 2003, 11:21:18 AM
Insane Steve: ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLEEEEEEEEEENGE!?!?!
tetris the board game? never heard of it. sounds interesting tho.

oh yeah, i just realized something. i could say "HEY STEVE" whenever im refering to you. just a thought...

"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 7/9/2003 10:23:16 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 09, 2003, 02:28:51 PM
* The Bricks hit Jman and Peach outside the Mario Bar. They both blacked out.

   Several hours later..
   Jman: Hello again guys... *Jman falls over because it is so late at the mario Bar.*

 The master of multiplayer Mario games: You''re looking at him right now!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 10, 2003, 12:27:59 AM
Lizard Dude: Those are something I'm considering trashing when I get to overhaul the board there. I can't control it yet. Pretty freaky stuff, eh?

Hmm. You know, I'm the only TMK staff member who posts regularly on this board! Hoo! Hoo! Hahaha! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on July 10, 2003, 06:45:21 AM
You are NOW. You were a regular poster before you were a staffer. So, nya!

Edited by - Sapphira on 7/10/2003 5:45:59 AM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on July 10, 2003, 09:51:36 AM
He he he... The fan art section makes me look like such a geek! He he he...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Quijo on July 10, 2003, 10:15:50 AM
That website is weird. Who would even go on it!? O_o

 All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on July 10, 2003, 12:18:02 PM
Krystal-lovers. (Insane, yes, but apparently they do exist...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 10, 2003, 01:55:02 PM
"Pretty freaky stuff, eh?"

Well, I guess biology isn't that freaky, EF you know what I mean...

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 10, 2003, 05:57:12 PM
that krystal lovers site was totally wierd. altho i guess its not so far-fetched, ya know, since were on a mario lovers site.

"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 10, 2003, 11:09:14 PM
Uhh... it's not quite the same thing, bud.

Anyway, so as not to cloud anyone's perception of my ...self, I want to clarify exactly why I run that site now: I want to make it a better (and perhaps cleaner) place... it's a great concept, IMO, in the right hands, that is. It wasn't in the right hands before.

I actually do think it's pretty freaky. I mean there are really sad fools out there who are actually in love with Krystal. I, on the other hand, love the character, for being a good character, and that's something different... and I want to make it more of a tribute to what I think is an awesome game character, rather than the ...Carnal Krystal Lovers Site...

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 7/10/2003 10:13:09 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on July 11, 2003, 10:09:49 PM
Does this place shut-down right about now? No one seems to be here.

I need someone else's opinion... Does this seem like a good idea? --Page in question--



Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.

Edited by - Dairy King on 7/11/2003 10:35:10 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 11, 2003, 11:10:08 PM
Your link is messed up, dude. Put http:// in front of the address.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on July 11, 2003, 11:33:18 PM
Oops! My bad. I'll fix it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: nintendofreak on July 12, 2003, 12:06:36 PM
What am I doing here?!

"I am not going on a diet!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on July 12, 2003, 01:08:57 PM
I don't know. What are you doing here?

Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Quijo on July 12, 2003, 01:15:29 PM
Is he a newbie? 'Cos I've never seen him before.

 All Jaffa Cake haters must be exterminated immediately.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on July 12, 2003, 01:55:43 PM
Umm.. I think he's been he for about a week, to two weeks tops.
He he he... I just read the joke I told on page 20 of this topic.(I used to be Super Mario 123187)
He he he... It seems like I start the second sentence of any of my posts with "He he he..." I have to stop!

Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 12, 2003, 03:21:39 PM
i now know what you mean CW, and frankly, im disgusted by the other poor saps that actually 'love' her. thats sad and disgusting. mostly disgusting tho.

"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 12, 2003, 10:17:54 PM
Well, then there's the ones that are more wholesome about it, and that seems to be nicer. But yeah, some of them are disgusting.
I'm planning a huge remake of the KLA site. You people should like it when I'm done with it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on July 12, 2003, 11:09:47 PM
Has anybody (besides CW) tried to check out that site?

Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 13, 2003, 04:32:45 PM
well, i saw it...but only the home page. and then i was like...wierd. and so i closed the window. and then i did other stuff.

"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on July 13, 2003, 05:44:57 PM
Are you talking about my AC page?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 13, 2003, 07:18:48 PM
i dont know what youre talking about.

"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 7/13/2003 6:19:40 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on July 13, 2003, 08:25:58 PM
Dairy King: They're talking about the KLA (Krystal-Lovers Association) site.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on July 13, 2003, 08:35:05 PM
I realized that, shortly after I posted my message. Do'h!.. So has anybody looked at MY site?

Edited by - Dairy King on 7/13/2003 7:37:31 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 13, 2003, 08:39:17 PM
I looked at it after you fixed the link... it looks like an ambitious endeavor.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 14, 2003, 12:32:43 PM
thats what all my flash movies look like to, compared to...say...homestar runner. altho, i havnt seen anything near as good as those guys.

"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on July 16, 2003, 04:25:43 PM
Tsk tsk.. Mario Bar, you've certainly lost your luster. Ahh...... The pain of growing old.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 20, 2003, 08:54:27 PM
yeah, remember that one time we acted like we had every nintendo game system all inside the bar and would all play super smash bros and stuff. and gameboys were under every seat. those were the good ol' days

"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 20, 2003, 11:32:15 PM
Whaddya talkin' about? They're all still here!
Oh, wait... did all that stuff get blown up from the nuke at the Mario Diner?

Ah ha! *pulls out GBA and starts playing Wario Ware, Inc.: Mega Microgame$*

Eccentricity is my goal.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on July 21, 2003, 08:13:31 PM
Mario Bar, we love you! Hey, barkeep.. Gimme anudder be-ah. *Hic!* Ahh.. The good old days... *feels sentimental*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on July 21, 2003, 08:28:25 PM
Uhh...I'll have a coffee...

Barkeep: Beer?
Me: Coff-ee
Barkeep: Be-er?
Me: C-O--
Barkeep: B-E--
Me: Uhh...on second thought, I'll just have a Tasty Tonic. Yeah, that's good...

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 22, 2003, 10:02:58 AM
mwahahaha!
....thats it....i got nothin else to say....
nothin...

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 7/22/2003 9:23:43 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on July 22, 2003, 10:45:57 AM


How I do so love HTML.
Didja hear they think they gat Sadaam's sons? Perhaps the war will end soon.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 22, 2003, 11:05:12 AM
Now they can torture his sons and they'll tell us where Saddam is!  I'll drop an atomic bomb on him! Die!

 The master of multiplayer Mario games: You''re looking at him right now!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on July 22, 2003, 02:15:25 PM
I heard there's an 80% chance that they're dead. Kinda hard to get info out of them then. :P

Where is everybody today? I feel like I'm the only one here. :(

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on July 22, 2003, 05:02:43 PM
It seems somebody doesn't watch the news.. The percentage is now like 90-95. Also, the Eiffel was on fire! News Flashes all around!

Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 22, 2003, 05:45:48 PM
yeah, and also they found that one guy from the lakers that has been missing for about a month...hes dead. the killer confessed. and thats all i know. im not really into sports that much. except for when i play it. then its fun!

"That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!"

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 7/22/2003 4:46:50 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 22, 2003, 09:25:29 PM
YES!!!!!  THEY ARE DEAD!!!!  SADDAM IS NEXT!!! DIE YOU!

 The master of multiplayer Mario games: You''re looking at him right now!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 23, 2003, 12:15:09 AM
Seems to me they could have gotten info from his sons but nooo... they had to blow them up first...



Here, Sapph.



Eccentricity is my goal.

"The stupidest thing I`ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude`s typing hands."

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on July 23, 2003, 09:04:58 AM
Thanks.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on July 23, 2003, 09:22:19 AM
*Enters Bar; looks around and runs away*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on July 23, 2003, 09:32:30 AM
Heheheh... I didn't scare you there, did I, Markio?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on July 23, 2003, 12:39:45 PM
You kinda creep me out...

Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on July 23, 2003, 12:46:13 PM
Only if you're the only one in the bar, Sapph.  GEEZ, your screen name makes me think of the ninja turtles. Raph, Sapph.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on July 23, 2003, 12:57:23 PM
What's that supposed to mean, DK!!?? How am I creepy?! >:P Eee hee hee!!! (Uh..I withhold my statement. ;P )

How does the name "Sapphira" make you think of "Raphael", Markio? "Sapph" is just a shorthand nickname (Well, Sapphira's a nickname, too, considering my real name's Julia). :P

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on July 23, 2003, 01:15:48 PM
Well, it's a guess, but maybe it has something to do with the rhyming of Sapph and Raph. !)

Act your age, not your I.Q.  Wait, what''s the difference?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on July 23, 2003, 01:24:24 PM
Well, duh. Obviously... XD
It just seemed like a weird connection, other than the rhyming. Meh, never mind. XD

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on July 23, 2003, 02:16:23 PM
Wow! One of my patterns at ACC is now #1 of the Top 10 patterns!!! ^_^



Edit: Augh, you gotta click on "Pattern Voting" to see it. Check of some of my other designs! ;)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Edited by - Sapphira on 7/23/2003 1:19:31 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 24, 2003, 10:07:54 AM
hehe. i was just thinkin ive kept the same password for this board since i first came here. i think that was about board number 12. or maybe a little less. maybe a little more. who knows.

"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 24, 2003, 08:40:15 PM
Why are you telling people this?

Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 24, 2003, 09:38:22 PM
So, Chup, how's the KLA coming along? How's your "reason you may care why you look" going? You seem a mite bit edgy these days...

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on July 25, 2003, 02:03:09 AM
The Mario Bar!  Wow!
Man... it's been so long...

So, um... I've been in Norway for the past... well, for all of July 'till now.
Has anything interesting or importent happened recently?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on July 25, 2003, 08:03:56 AM
Hey! Welcome back, Fifth!
As for topics, your best results would come from READING the actual topics. @_@

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 25, 2003, 08:43:25 AM
I've got two things I need to get off my chest.  First, I'm leaving for Montana today and I'm going to be gone for two weeks.
Second, I've decided to completely revise my fanfiction story: The Mushroom Kingdom Conquest.

<P>When I get back, I'll have football practice.  I probably will have nil time for the FF during the first part of the school year.  With football and school and everything else, you might not see me for a while. Bye. Be back in two weeks!

I go through signatures like a fat guy goes through pants in a week.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on July 25, 2003, 10:56:57 AM
Reading the actual topics, huh?

Set the topic display to "last 30 days," go to General Mario Chat, and scroll all the way to the bottom.
Each board has a whole lotta post, each post a whole lotta pages.

...I think I'll pass on that.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 25, 2003, 10:42:14 PM
Hey, welcome back.



As for my "reason...", she's doing fine.

I probably seem edgy because I probably am. I'm trying not to lose that reason in the jumble of things that have become my life. And trying to make sure it's a lost cause having a reason like that. She's pretty much the only reason I'm not sitting in some dark, grimy corner of some room feeling depressed.



Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 7/25/2003 9:43:20 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on July 25, 2003, 10:52:31 PM
Erm never mind what I said...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 7/25/2003 10:06:36 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 25, 2003, 10:55:55 PM
Forgive me for saying this, but

Shut up.

Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on July 25, 2003, 10:57:12 PM
Oh OK...sorry..I forgot how touchy you are when it comes to your GF....It was only a joke meant for people to laugh at...I might have went to far in my effort...Sorry CW...

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!

Edited by - Marionut#1 on 7/25/2003 10:05:47 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 26, 2003, 12:03:59 AM
She's not my girlfriend.



Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on July 26, 2003, 09:37:32 AM
hey there everypeoples! i see we have a returning...person. altho i dont really remember you too much. oh well, welcome back!

"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 26, 2003, 09:25:20 PM
You don't remember Fifth?
Where you been, boy?

Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on July 27, 2003, 06:32:29 AM
I agree..where have you been? Fifth was like the coolest guy on the forums even when I joined...Well anyway..
*picks up a gameboy from under seat*
*trys without success to turn it on*
Rats....the EMP from the nuclear blast next door must have destroyed them..DANG!

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 27, 2003, 09:16:40 PM
That doesn't make sense.

Eccentricity is my goal. "The stupidest thing I’ve ever heard just came out of Lizard Dude’s typing hands."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on July 27, 2003, 10:21:24 PM
I guess the passing of time makes people forget about the horrors of nuclear bombs.

As I remember it all started with either women undressing in the bar or people painting lines on the parking lot.  I can't remember which one it was.  I must have suffered to much radiation before I entered the Mario Fallout Shelter.

Anyway, the Gameboys in the shelter should still work.  And, look.  There's lots of hot Dr. Pepper left.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on July 31, 2003, 08:41:00 PM
I don't know why I've chosen to post this here, but LORD_DUKE's signature isn't as outlandish as it seems.

See, I went to a pool party for my high school's band. The pool idea really didn't go by that well, for it got dark and cold a bit earlier than planned, so we went inside. Well... not we... the band. I didn't want to swim, so instead I played Tetris 2 on the SNES inside while one of the band members watched.

Eventually, the entire band went inside and watched me clear (They WANTED to watch, too.) the entire Puzzle mode from level 30 to level 100. And they were actually intrigued by this, too. Overheard were comments like:

"Matt, get out of the way of the TV! I want to watch Steve hand about 15 programmers their -explitive deleted-."

or this even more cryptic one:

"Steve, you're the reason Jesus is dead right now. You're like the Jews and Pontius Pilate all rolled into one."

Erm... Ya. They were impressed and scared. The second movie of the double feature was me taking a file with 70 goals on it of Super Mario World and finding EVERY LAST GOAL required to bring the file to 96. Everyone was impressed and freaked out at the same time. Heh heh heh.

If you have any questions on any Mario game for the GameCube, any at all, please keep them AS FAR AWAY from me as possible. I don`t want to look like a total idiot in front of the whole forum. Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Marionut#1 on August 01, 2003, 07:39:16 AM
Heh heh.. that was a funny story Steve...good job..

It‘s-a me, Marionut#1!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 01, 2003, 02:22:09 PM
Heh. Yeah, junk like that always happens to me with Dance Dance Revolution.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 01, 2003, 11:05:16 PM
The only game I'm that good at is Star Fox Adventures, and it's too long of a game to impress anybody with.

Eccentricity is my goal.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 02, 2003, 10:46:25 PM
Yes, watching DDR is one thing; I mean, it's exciting (If you pick the right songs) to watch if the people involved are any good at the game.

However, imagine about 20 people huddled into a room watching someone play TETRIS. And not original Tetris, Tetris 2, a version which about 80-90% of the people in the room had no clue how to play. I mean, that doesn't happen every day. Of course, I HAVE had a bunch of people crowd around me to watch me play Tetris DX on the GBC, too. My best score is 2,000,000+, my best line count: 1,000+. I mean, in that game (I was at a swim meet at the time), I had people on the swim team who genuinely hate me actually throw stuff at me to ruin my concentration - didn't work.

If you have any questions on any Mario game for the GameCube, any at all, please keep them AS FAR AWAY from me as possible. I don`t want to look like a total idiot in front of the whole forum. Thanks in advance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 03, 2003, 04:31:02 PM
woohoo! just got back from florida! it was fun.
watching other ppl play DDR: fun.
watching me play DDR: HILARIOUS!
i totally suck at that game! i guess its cus ive only tried it twice, even then i got jipped cus i couldnt play the lower levels. yeah...wierd. i dont know why i coulndt choose them, musta been something wrong. anywho, imma try and get a playstation (yes, thats right, I DONT HAVE ONE) and then im gonna get DDR and then im gonna get that little dance pad that you can buy. and its gonna be fun! so i wont be ebarrasededed anymore!



"Tetris: the movie"

Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.

Edited by - LORD_DUKE on 8/3/2003 3:33:13 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on August 03, 2003, 04:45:29 PM
Me: YAY! the comedy show is starting!
*Comedian walks to mike*
Comedian:I guy walks into the doctor's office wearing nothing but clear film around his waist, and the doctor says "I can clearly see you're nuts.

Hamster Sauce!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 03, 2003, 05:17:37 PM
Would anyone like to come to my message boards? So far I have 10 people there. I know Dr Mario and Shadow the Hedgehog joined!

Oh, and Dr Mario has 300 posts! That means the super-poster Sapphira gotta catch up(uh, heh heh).

Oh, and the forums arent boring. They actually have a lot of cool, exciting threads! Some are more popular there than here! Please join!!!!! Oh, and for some of you who havent noticed, I changed the layout of Mariotendo. It's AWESOME!!!!!

Quick Link To Mariotendo



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Mariotendo-the Mario Side of Nintendo!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 03, 2003, 08:09:49 PM
I'm getting a CD burner.
I lost an auction on eBay but I think I'll just get a better one for a little bit more at RadioShack.

Eccentricity is my goal.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 03, 2003, 11:10:16 PM
Yes, I'll admit Tetris is much less of a spectator sport. And on that note, has anyone here seen or heard of those old Tetris crackers? It was a box of crackers that were shaped as the Tetris pieces. Play using the crackers and eat your cleared lines? I think so!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 04, 2003, 11:15:16 PM
I got my CD burner.
It was worth the $80.

Eccentricity is my goal.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 05, 2003, 10:04:33 AM
It's as if history is unfolding before my very eyes!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 05, 2003, 10:32:16 PM
Har har.

Eccentricity is my goal.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on August 06, 2003, 07:50:45 PM
Yes, I return! From where, is of no concern to you, all you must know is this: I am back. Hello.
Ok, now that the re-introduction is complete, I have news! If you aren't a member of the Mariotendo forums, you probably don't know that I have a demo for my newest gaming creation, Wario Maze, available for download. (Right here, on this site) So far, the general reaction to this game was: "Holy Crap! This game is cool!" Go ahead.. download it.. you know you want to.



Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on August 07, 2003, 06:49:42 PM
After 2 awesome weeks in Montana, I'm back!

Jman is back with a whole new sig.



Proud to be an American!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 07, 2003, 07:15:41 PM
Welcome! You didn't do any...biking...did you?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on August 07, 2003, 07:41:17 PM
While on vacation, I started writing a new fanfic.  But this one is different from my current fanfic, The Mushroom Kingdom Conquest.  I should have it done maybe by Winter 2003, and I should start to post it (if you guys want me to) by January 2004.


Proud to be an American!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on August 07, 2003, 07:47:35 PM
Welcome back, Jman! :)

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on August 07, 2003, 08:38:49 PM
It seems I am quickly losing what little popularity that once had on these here forums. I've really been gone(mentally, that is) for a long while, even though I was here yesterday.  Perhaps I should post the rest of my fan fiction...

Rest assured. There is no signature. There never has been, and never will be.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on August 07, 2003, 09:50:28 PM
Why thank you Sapph, for that kind welcome back.

Quote of the week: We are gonna win this election for Paul Wellstone!  For Paul! For Paul! For Paul!
      -Some guy who's name I cannot remember at Paul Wellstone's funeral.

2nd quote: I am confident that we are going to be world champions

  -Dennis Green, Head coach of the Minnesota Vikings talking about the upcoming '99 season.




Proud to be an American!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 10, 2003, 12:14:49 AM
Bump.

Eccentricity is my goal.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on August 13, 2003, 12:46:19 PM
I'm calling from The Circle.  How's it going at the good ol' Mario Bar?

Proud to be an American!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 13, 2003, 05:33:13 PM
*looks up from sleeping in the fetal position below a table*

Slow, man. Slow.

*resumes sleeping*

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 13, 2003, 07:44:44 PM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I got the Super Mario Bros. board game! It's insane! And I got it for the low, low price of only $1.98!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Eccentricity is my goal.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 13, 2003, 07:46:01 PM
Yay!

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Edited by - jon on 8/13/2003 7:28:29 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 13, 2003, 08:28:13 PM
YAY! GET IT? Y-A-Y! Just because youre a mod doesnt mean you can stop me.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 13, 2003, 08:39:49 PM
I think I made Sapp mad by doing that:)

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 13, 2003, 08:53:57 PM
I need 862 more posts to have 3000 in this thread. Must yay!
Yay!

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 13, 2003, 08:54:12 PM


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/14/2003 11:13:13 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 13, 2003, 08:54:23 PM


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/14/2003 11:13:39 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 13, 2003, 08:54:36 PM


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/14/2003 11:14:07 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 13, 2003, 08:54:47 PM


Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/14/2003 11:23:55 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 13, 2003, 08:55:10 PM
I will  get the 3000th post! Bwahaha! Yay!

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 13, 2003, 08:55:22 PM
Yay!

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 13, 2003, 10:09:59 PM
Sorry, Sapp, I didnt know what got over me! Im now helping people with HTML! So dont be mad at my YAYs anymore because now I only do them when it's necessary. Yay! Im an HTML teacher! You might learn something from me you know....



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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on August 14, 2003, 06:54:48 PM
REDORANGEYELLOWGREENBLUEPURPLE

Edited by - Markio on 8/3/2005 1:00:22 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on August 14, 2003, 06:56:58 PM
Wow... it's as empty as a mop with antisocial tendencies.

Hamster Sauce!  Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on August 14, 2003, 08:54:39 PM
Sapph, you better have read what jon wrote.

Hamster Sauce!  Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 14, 2003, 11:11:49 PM
Now I hate everyone except those whove joined me and my Yays. Ive already send Insane Moron Steve a email. Hope he gets it!

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on August 15, 2003, 11:17:34 AM
Um, hmmm, Im getting banned because I annoy people. Hmmmm, that doesnt seem right. At least "Spamming" isnt one of the rules(yet). So you cant ban me for being annoying. Besides, I can name people who annoy me also, and worthless threads that got 0 replies and were stupid in the first place.....

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on August 19, 2003, 06:30:56 PM
CHEESE IS GOOD, and im back!!
...where is everybody???

"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 20, 2003, 02:27:51 PM
I'm right here. Whazzuhh?

Darn. Just another mess o’ Chocolate Pan Dowdy.
"I don''t want to live to see the day the Earth screws up." ~Trainman
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 20, 2003, 09:31:34 PM
I'm too busy playing Tetris.





YOU CANNOT BEAT ME IN TETRIS!



Stupid Quotes: (1st edition)

"I think just about everyone in existence agrees that Yoshi''s Island 2 was the worst mario game ever conceived."

~mego_otter - on Newgrounds

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: TEM on August 21, 2003, 11:42:31 AM
That is the coolest thing I have ever seen in a post^

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 21, 2003, 05:16:00 PM
This thread has become rather "gross." ^_^

Random Crowd Member: *throws rotten tomato*

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 22, 2003, 12:23:35 AM
Nyuk nyuk.



Nice GIF, Steve. Did you make that?



I just finished my Star Fox 2 Complete OST. It has all the SF2 MP3s from this site plus three more I ripped myself that were in the early beta version. Comes to a nice total of 73 minutes. Pretty good for a game that never got released.



Darn. Just another mess o’ Chocolate Pan Dowdy.

"I don''t want to live to see the day the Earth screws up." ~Trainman

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 22, 2003, 08:10:33 PM
Somebody has got to buy this and give it to me!


*gets hit with three more tomatoes*


Sigh...



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on August 22, 2003, 08:18:52 PM
Hahahahahaha! ROTFLMBO, LD!!

Mmm...brownies...baked with a light bulb... *salivates*

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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on August 22, 2003, 09:15:07 PM
Yes, I did make the gif myself. It is my original, although for some reason it isn't showing up today. *cusses out Speedis*

And that proves that you can buy just about ANYTHING on EBay. Though only 4.99... that's a pretty good deal...

Stupid Quotes: (1st edition)
"I think just about everyone in existence agrees that Yoshi''s Island 2 was the worst mario game ever conceived."
~mego_otter - on Newgrounds
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 22, 2003, 09:45:40 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
I was watching "I Love '73" on VH1 and there was a thing about Easy Bake ovens... goofy...

And again I say, good job, Steve.

Darn. Just another mess o’ Chocolate Pan Dowdy.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 08, 2003, 08:43:57 PM
Bump.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on September 08, 2003, 09:07:54 PM
Spam Alert!  Spam Alert!

*whispers to self* hey wait, this is the mario bar.  i haven't been here in a while.

*sits at bar* Hi CW.  Thanks for the spam, uh I mean bump.  Where is everybody anyway?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 08, 2003, 09:53:26 PM
Oh, I was under that pile of rotten tomatos. Where were you?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on September 08, 2003, 10:03:18 PM
Rotten tomatos?  That explains the smells.

I was addicted to collect Animal Crossing cards, but I am better now.  When the SMA4:SMB3 e-reader cards come out I will probably be overcome with collecting fever.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on September 08, 2003, 10:03:20 PM
*enters bar... looks around... runs away screaming into the night... again.*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on September 08, 2003, 10:08:49 PM
Why are the newbies always running around screaming?  I will be glad when they all settle down here or go off to some chat room.  Yay! Yay... Now that's annoying.  Not to mention all the scrolling marques.

Okay, I have got that off my chest.  Hey barkeep how about a soda.  
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Trainman on September 08, 2003, 10:22:36 PM
I guess this is getting bumped up to compete with the circle? Luigison, you won't have to worry about the newbies going off to a chatroom because Deezer is probably going to host one. If you haven't voted to host it, go for it!

Site Discussion: TMK Chatroom

Thanks!

Funny Things to do With Your Microwave

Get a toothpick and stick into a piece of cork. Light the tip on fire, place in the microwave, and rev it up. Vertical fireballs should ride from the toothpick up to the top of the microwave. LD, you have an E-Z Bake Oven, but it won''t work with that I don''t think
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 08, 2003, 11:41:03 PM
Anti-Newbie sentiments are definitely growing all over the boards...

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 10, 2003, 10:59:34 PM
Sure, here you go, Luigison.



No, this topic is not here to compete with The Circle. It's here to be the original and longest lasting discussion topic on the forums.



Darn. Just another mess o’ Chocolate Pan Dowdy.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Big Boo on September 11, 2003, 02:05:35 PM
Hey, I remember this place! I might as well stop in, for old time's sake. Froggiedrink for me, Yoshi Girl. Yoshi Girl? *looks around for Yoshi Girl* Oh, yeah, she left. Well, I'll wait for the new bartender to get me one.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on September 11, 2003, 05:08:54 PM
Yoshi Girl died. Lets all remember the day she died from the forums.......uhhhhh......

Ok we're done! New bartender is.......

Anyone BUT Meowrio.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 11, 2003, 05:10:37 PM
New bartender is......Chupperson Weird!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on September 11, 2003, 05:15:31 PM
Ok, that works for me! Im going to pay him $0.00.0 dollars a year. So yay!

Lizard Dude will pay $53683453845327845374547375375448732573853845 dollars a year for Chupp. Yep!

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 11, 2003, 10:54:21 PM
*pays $53,683,453,845,327,845,374,547,375,375,448,732,573,853,845.00 to the establishment*

There, that pays off my debt for one year. *sigh*

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 12, 2003, 10:44:02 PM
Ka-ching ka-ching. *evil grin*

...Hey, I thought this junk was free!



FroggieDrink.



Darn. Just another mess o’ Chocolate Pan Dowdy.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on September 13, 2003, 08:20:18 AM
*falls through door.*  No you can't make me go in!  *Jon and Sapphira start dragging me in*  Nooooo!  Oooh, a way out!  *Walks into the closet.  Chupperson Weird locks door.* Hey!(muffle) let me out!

Fruit...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 13, 2003, 12:16:52 PM
*takes out loan for $53,683,453,845,327,845,374,547,375,375,448,732,573,853,845.00*

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on September 13, 2003, 02:14:19 PM
Please unlock the door!  I can't post in the rest of the forums from here!

Fruit...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on September 13, 2003, 02:30:43 PM
*escapes*

Fruit...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 13, 2003, 09:15:58 PM
*teleports to where Markio is and captures him*
Heheh...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on September 15, 2003, 08:35:41 PM
How long has it been since we've had a drinking contest? CHEERS!*prepares to chug a carton of beer*

*2 hours later*

oH mAn, dId i mENtIon hOW MuCH I hATe THe -----es wHo MAdE DAt OnE gaMe? dOKI *HIC* pAnIC tOTALly RIppEd OFf maRIo 2! THose -------s! AnD DaT OTher GAme! THOse ----iNg JApeNESe ---hOlEs GeT THeIR oWN ----ing GaMes tHat WE aMErIcaNS dON't! i HAtE 'Em aLL.......tHoSE..........UUUUUuuuuugh *passes out*

*the next morning*

*wakes up* ooooooo, where am i........hello? it's all dark! oh, i must be in hell....*falls back asleep*

Sapph: Maybe you should let 'im outta there.......
CW: Nah, let's just leave him locked in the wine cellar for just a little while longer...........
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on September 15, 2003, 08:43:40 PM
Markio, I dont know if you didnt know this, but the closet is actually an escape pod that was taken from Star Wars. All you need is R2-D2 technology.

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 15, 2003, 09:18:44 PM
*Imperial Star Destroyer comes and blows up the closet* *AND NOTHING ELSE*

Cash: Lemme out!
CW: Nah.
Markio: Oof...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Big Boo on September 16, 2003, 02:05:33 PM
So this is what happens in the Mario Bar...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on September 16, 2003, 04:34:44 PM
I didn't want to come here!  *escapes with no one catching him ever*

I love being a turtle!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 16, 2003, 09:07:28 PM
*jumps on Markio*
*Markio shrinks into his shell and is kicked into the closet*
HEhehehehehEHhehHEHhEhEHHHEheHHEHehEeHeh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on September 16, 2003, 09:11:18 PM
*cuts CW in half with a lightsaber*

Chupperson..........

I am your father.........

Leave Markio alone............

*kicks CW pieces in the closet*

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Mario likes to dance in his backwards pants! Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on September 16, 2003, 09:22:58 PM
To CW:

1, You cannot get me.
2, I am not a turtle, they aren't one of my favorite animals, and my sig is from the TMNT movies and show.

I love being a turtle!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: jon on September 16, 2003, 09:28:09 PM
Sorry, CW, but I had to defend Markio. It's not right doing that.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 16, 2003, 09:54:55 PM
*slithers under closet door*
MY GOODNESS! Markio's escaped!

Geez guys, I'm just playin' around.
People don't seem to realize that nowadays.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on September 16, 2003, 09:59:52 PM
I escaped to a different thread.  Try to guess which one:

It's empty her, no one is near,
But at least I am alive.
Think "SMB", and you will see,
This thread is donotcare 95's!

I love being a turtle!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on September 21, 2003, 05:47:33 PM
He already found me.  Hey, WHO AM I?  "What kind of introduction is that?  It's not even a sentence!"  "...supporter of tactlessness, enforcer of raw, abusive sarcasm!

Edited by - Markio on 9/21/2003 4:50:47 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on September 21, 2003, 05:54:10 PM
You are me ... somehow. Man, that signature brings back memories.

But I got a new one now. Yatta.

Stupid Quotes: (4th edition)
"Leningrad? Wasn''t that named after John Lennon?"
~Kid in my 10th grade Ancient History class (he passed with a C, too)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on September 21, 2003, 05:59:16 PM
More specific I'm CYNICMAN!!!

I love being a turtle!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on September 21, 2003, 06:01:20 PM
No you're not. That's Insane Steve.

If I can''t play video games in heaven, I''m not going!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 21, 2003, 10:06:26 PM
I second that signature... sorta.
More, I hope heaven is like Earth, only better. I want music and games and stuff there.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on September 22, 2003, 06:18:08 PM
How do ya know if you're goin' there? You got the 666th post here.........but also the 777th.........who knows where you'll end up!



Also, anyone who still has an account at the other board I go to, go here. I'm running for global moderator and need some votees.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 22, 2003, 06:53:21 PM
Heck, you don't have to prove yourself to get there... you just have to ask. (NOT modding. Heaven.)

And I forgot my l/p.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on September 22, 2003, 07:12:44 PM
Or there's me, who thinks that if there is a Heaven, 99.9% of all humans don't deserve to go there, me included. Ah well, I don't believe in the afterlife, anyways.

Stupid Quotes: (4th edition)
"Leningrad? Wasn`t that named after John Lennon?"
~Kid in my 10th grade Ancient History class (he passed with a C, too)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on September 22, 2003, 08:04:27 PM
I was wondering how my signature would go over.
By the way, all of you who were promised a picture of me (so long ago) can finally getcher grubby hands. Just check out the About Me section of my site.

If I can''t play video games in heaven, I''m not going!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on September 22, 2003, 10:03:52 PM
It's hard to imagine what heaven is like.  The most realistic thing I can think of is being in a "ring of endless light" with an eternal feeling of happiness and feeling a great presence of God within.  Sorry about becoming philosophical.  XD

I love being a turtle!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yellow Yoshi on September 23, 2003, 07:32:51 AM
Heaven is like Earth, but with more plants and less bums.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on September 23, 2003, 05:26:06 PM
Streets of gold.  Don't forget the streets of gold.

Proud to be an American!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on September 23, 2003, 05:37:54 PM
For me, Eternal Happiness would involve the feeling of just beating that boss in a video game. Yeah.

If I can''t play video games in heaven, I''m not going!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 25, 2003, 12:09:27 AM
What about being in love? That makes me a lot happier than beating bosses.
...Of course... compounding those two would be good...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 25, 2003, 01:07:48 AM
My dear, allow me to show my love for you by ripping all the appendages slowly off of this vomiting squid.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Black Mage on September 25, 2003, 05:25:48 AM
 I'm glad some people here still believe in the old fashioned form of love. I tip my hat to you, LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on September 25, 2003, 06:03:39 PM
Note what I said: "would involve." That doesn't mean love isn't in there for me, too.
Note to self: When you qoute yourself, make sure you write what you actually said!

If I can''t play video games in heaven, I''m not going!

Edited by - Dairy King on 9/25/2003 5:05:45 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 25, 2003, 08:40:45 PM
...Okay. That was weird. *attacks Gooper Bloober*

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 9/26/2003 7:17:51 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on September 27, 2003, 01:49:22 PM
What?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on September 27, 2003, 01:49:50 PM
What?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on September 27, 2003, 01:50:05 PM
What?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on September 27, 2003, 10:11:34 PM
I concur. But in a single post.

Stupid Quotes: (4th edition)
"Leningrad? Wasn`t that named after John Lennon?"
~Kid in my 10th grade Ancient History class (he passed with a C, too)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 27, 2003, 10:42:30 PM
SMS, Steve; SMS.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 28, 2003, 12:53:30 AM
*whacks Mr. Weird with squid appendage*

Can you feel the love?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on September 28, 2003, 11:53:03 AM
LD, I have always liked your sigs.  (I liked your Mario joke even better)  But, why not enlighten us with a new sig.


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SMRT
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 28, 2003, 12:19:01 PM
Good idea.

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.

Edited by - Lizard Dude on 9/28/2003 11:19:59 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Alucard on September 28, 2003, 12:39:29 PM
Mario Bar, huh? Is this what started the Super Mario Moonshine rumor? Anyway, I will have a bloody merry (get it? I'm a vampire. I drink blood. LOL).

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You messed up my moose!-Rabbit
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 28, 2003, 10:04:41 PM
That's Bloody Mary.
And you're only half vampire.

Here you go. *gives Alucard the drink*

EDIT: Post 2222! w00t w00t w00t!!!! My goodness, I didn't even notice! HAhaha!

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 9/29/2003 9:57:44 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Alucard on September 29, 2003, 08:09:46 AM
*Drinks bloody mary* O yah? Wel, ons I fine all da peses to the Shekone Jul, I will become a Full Fleged Vampire. LOL. Wholey crap, Im drunk! Let me jus git my kees. Uhhhhhh! *Falls over knocked out*

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You messed up my moose!-Rabbit
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on September 29, 2003, 08:07:45 PM
Wait, didn't we stop these drunken jokes 80 pages ago? Ah, whatever.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on September 29, 2003, 08:31:11 PM
BWAHAHAHA!!! i am back! AFTER BEING GROUNDED FOR A MONTH....or so...
so wuts gnu?

"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 29, 2003, 10:56:37 PM
Some elk moved in.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on September 30, 2003, 06:02:41 PM
I'm just as in the dark as you are, friend.
Welcome back!

If I can''t play video games in heaven, I''m not going!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on September 30, 2003, 09:35:59 PM
CW, does CYOA forum mean anything to you?

If all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 01, 2003, 12:22:23 AM
Yes, it does, as a matter of fact... Why? You been snooping where you don't belong?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on October 01, 2003, 07:58:11 AM
Snooping?  More like finding by accident.  I shouldn't have brought this up.

Wait a sec-  Oh no!  HELP!  I'M ALONE IN A BAR WITH CW!

If all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 01, 2003, 08:11:15 AM
--WHAT INSANE STEVE DID YESTERDAY--

1: Went to school to run a car I made out of popsicle sticks and rubberbands
2: Went home. Beat Yoshi in Mario Golf for the 84th time with my 381 yd driving character
3: Got nose surgery
4: Slept for about 7 hours
5: Watched the Cubs beat Atlanta in the NLDS

Meh, I'd say it was pretty uneventful.

Stupid Quotes: (4th edition)
"Leningrad? Wasn`t that named after John Lennon?"
~Kid in my 10th grade Ancient History class (he passed with a C, too)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 01, 2003, 08:40:03 AM
Got nose surgery...Hmm.

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Alucard on October 01, 2003, 04:26:02 PM
*Wakes up* OWWWWWWWWWWW! My head hurts! Did I get drunk or something? Please don't tell me I was talking about the Shekone Jewel from Inu Yasha again.

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You messed up my moose!-Rabbit
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on October 01, 2003, 08:02:25 PM
Wow... I can't believe it! Today is my 6 month anniversary of being on these forums! ^_^

March 31, 2003 -- Oct 1, 2003

I hope to stay many more. ;)

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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.

Edited by - Sapphira on 10/2/2003 2:13:08 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 01, 2003, 08:06:31 PM
Hmmmmmmmm.... good thing you're good with English, Sapphira, because that's 18 months, not 6.

And you joined almost a year to the date after I did. I was March 30, 2002.

Stupid Quotes: (4th edition)
"Leningrad? Wasn`t that named after John Lennon?"
~Kid in my 10th grade Ancient History class (he passed with a C, too)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 01, 2003, 11:33:59 PM
GASP... a typo?! From Sapphira?!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 02, 2003, 12:49:00 AM
If anyone cares, I was registered Sat, 9 Sep 2000 18:15:01 -0700.

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on October 02, 2003, 07:56:33 AM
June 28, 2003.  I've been here for over three months.

If all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 02, 2003, 11:35:13 AM
Whoa, Mr. Weird has 6969 posts.

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on October 02, 2003, 03:16:18 PM
Oops!...Uhhhh...heheh...I see no typo...



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Wise men talk because they have something to say;

fools, because they have to say something.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 02, 2003, 11:26:26 PM
Goodness.

Anyway, I have no recollection of when I joined. I think it was about a year and a half ago.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on October 03, 2003, 03:12:17 AM
This is madness,150 pages!
When will the madness cease!?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 03, 2003, 07:43:07 AM
NEVER! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Anyways... In about an hour I'm getting the packing taken out of my nose from that surgery. Fun fun fun!

Stupid Quotes: (5th edition)
"I`d like to buy a vowel. An N?"
~Contestant on "Wheel of Fortune"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 03, 2003, 06:15:31 PM
Wah.
Um, excatly what was the surgery for?

I just got the Rockman X1~6 Game Music Collection. It's awesome.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 03, 2003, 06:24:57 PM
For a condition that caused one side of my nose to be blocked every day for the last 9 years. Not the same side every day, either. It was fun: I GOT TO MISS THE SAPPIEST WEEK OF THE SCHOOL YEAR! (I.E., Homecoming)

Stupid Quotes: (5th edition)
"I`d like to buy a vowel. An N?"
~Contestant on "Wheel of Fortune"

Edited by - Insane Steve on 10/3/2003 5:26:04 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: LORD_DUKE on October 03, 2003, 10:42:44 PM
missing homecoming is a bad thing, well at least for me it is. thats when all da chicks look their hottest!

"Tetris: the movie"
Yeah, I can see that. A guy throwing bricks out of a window for 2 hours.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 03, 2003, 11:17:53 PM
Ugh. (To LORD_DUKE)

Wah. (To Steve)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 04, 2003, 12:09:06 AM
Heh. (To Chup)

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on October 04, 2003, 10:33:16 AM
A lot of people breath out of only one side of their nose at a time.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on October 04, 2003, 06:09:45 PM
I suppose I'll take post 2250.
Guess what! I finally have decent forums for my site!! Isn't that just spiffy!?

If I can''t play video games in heaven, I''m not going!

Edited by - Dairy King on 10/4/2003 5:13:19 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 05, 2003, 10:53:07 PM
Now I have 6999 posts. w00t w00t
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on October 08, 2003, 08:03:04 PM
That's 1410 for me.  One day I might have 7331.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 08, 2003, 10:11:29 PM
Teel posts, eh?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on October 09, 2003, 02:24:02 AM
Yeah, I already had 1337 posts.  So backwards.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on October 09, 2003, 04:40:25 PM
*I must change the subject*

Look! a zebra!

Woah! It is black and white!  I like zebras!

Me too!

Speaking of rivers, does anyone like rubber bands?

If you don''t have anything nice to say, make sure you have something heavy to throw.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 09, 2003, 04:48:50 PM
 *crashes in through the door*

 DID SOMEONE SAY RUBBER DUCKYS!!!

 Huh, rubber bands? Oh I like thoughs to.

lookie lookie everyone~!~ I''m a cat _-Quack-_
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 10, 2003, 09:03:40 PM
Though. Though though though. Though though.
Did you like that?

...Or did you mean "those?" :-P
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on October 10, 2003, 09:48:10 PM
He also said "to". Maybe he wasn't finshed.
It's a shame that the Bored MK Series had died. Any chance of a new one?

If I can''t play video games in heaven, I''m not going!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 10, 2003, 10:37:25 PM
You can't kill BORED. It's only dormant, until someone decides to revive it.

I'm about ready for another go-round of BORED. Besides, the story isn't even close to ending.

Ah well. At least the characters weren't standing in a moat like in BORED II...

Stupid Quotes: (5th edition)
"I`d like to buy a vowel. An N?"
~Contestant on "Wheel of Fortune"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on October 10, 2003, 11:04:28 PM
Hey CW, say: Peter?

Edited by - Markio on 10/12/2003 11:59:31 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 11, 2003, 09:06:36 PM
Peter?



...Anyway, yep, I'd say BORED will be back before too long... maybe after some Weird Dude stuff, though...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 12, 2003, 05:38:07 PM
HHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIII EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!

 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 12, 2003, 05:38:53 PM
So what's happening?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 12, 2003, 05:41:32 PM
 Nothing much dude, just spining in my computer chair!! WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 12, 2003, 05:42:09 PM
Same here...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 12, 2003, 05:44:33 PM
 WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Hey CharginChuck, whats your favorite nintendo character?

 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 12, 2003, 05:46:57 PM
I'm kinda bored.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 05:50:17 PM
Hello? Hi this is my first time here *notices people are spinning on computer chairs* ...Yay! More insane people! *starts spinning in chair*

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 12, 2003, 05:50:35 PM
......... me too............... I wish more people were here

 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 12, 2003, 05:52:19 PM
 YAY!!! Mariobro64 is here!!! YAY!!!!

 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 05:52:49 PM
I'm here! And dizzy from spinning. XP *pukes*

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 12, 2003, 05:53:07 PM
I'm looking forward to Mario & Luigi.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 05:55:13 PM
Yes, I can't wait any longer for it! *head explodes* ...Ow. And I'm glad you're happy to see me luigi-lover. :)

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 12, 2003, 05:56:33 PM
 Oh, Mariobro64, are you ok? You better sit down before you puke again.

 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 05:58:42 PM
Ok, I'll stop spinning... woah, since when was I purple... ugh *falls over* BAM!

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 12, 2003, 05:58:54 PM
Did I mention that I was bored?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 06:00:07 PM
Yes, yes you did.

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on October 12, 2003, 06:00:37 PM
I can't spin in my chair. All I can do is tip backwards and fall. *softly cries*

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 12, 2003, 06:01:42 PM
 Of course I'm happy to see you Mariobro64!! I'm happy to see CharginChuck too!! Look what I can do!!

  *does hand stand on spining chair and spins very fast*

 WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE

 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 12, 2003, 06:03:27 PM
Look at what I can do!

*spins on computer chair juggling 3 Nintendo Gamecubes*

Sides Mario, Fox McCloud or Link is my fav.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 12, 2003, 06:04:03 PM
 hey cool Dairy King is here!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

 *falls off chair and slams on floor*

 Owie!

 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 06:05:38 PM
Hey, I'm going to try that! *spin* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! CRASH! BAM! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! I'm ok! Hey, where's my arm!?! There it is! *screws arm on*

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 12, 2003, 06:07:21 PM
I'm getting dizzy, now.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 12, 2003, 06:10:23 PM
 AAAAAAAAHHHHHH, the room is spining!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 *runs over to garbage can and pukes*


 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 12, 2003, 06:11:35 PM
*falls unconcious*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 06:12:31 PM
I'm gonna spin at 300000000 mph! *ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM* WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! *EEEEEERRRRRRKKKKKK!* Woah, Oh man! *pukes*

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 12, 2003, 06:13:55 PM
 .......... I feel better now......... no I don't

 *faints beside ChanginChuck*

 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 06:15:54 PM
Ug, *faints with everyone else*

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 12, 2003, 06:16:24 PM
*both lie there*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 12, 2003, 06:18:33 PM
*wakes up*

 Hey! Mariobro, ChanginChuck wake up!!

 *pokes both*

 AAAAAAAHHHHHHH THERE DEAD!!!

 *starts to cry*

 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!

Edited by - luigi~lover on 10/12/2003 5:23:55 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CharginChuck on October 12, 2003, 06:20:20 PM
*gets out megaphone*

FEAR NOT, MY FRIEND, I'M ALIVE AND KICKING*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 06:20:36 PM
Huh? what poked me?

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 12, 2003, 06:22:40 PM
 YOUR ALIVE!!!!!!

 YAY!!!!

 *hugs you both*

 YAY!!

 I know!! Lets get dizzy again!!

 *jumps on chair and starts spining very
fast*

 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 06:25:18 PM
Okay! WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Ugh, woah pretty colors!

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: luigi~lover on October 12, 2003, 06:30:38 PM
 *blances on one hand*

 WWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

 YAY!!!!

 Good for me!!!

 Don''t wear a frown, it''s never worth while, just try your best, and SMILE SMILE SMILE!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 06:30:58 PM
Anyone there? I'm ALOOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 06:38:19 PM
I'm rowin' my chair like a boat!

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 12, 2003, 06:38:44 PM
My gosh.
*engages automatic clean-up program*
...
....
.....
*5 minutes later*
Ah, that's better.
Now, I can install...
 THESE NEW DDR MACHINES!!! w00t w00t w00t
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 06:40:11 PM
Hey Chupp! WEEEEEEEEEE!

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Wheel_kirby on October 12, 2003, 06:47:27 PM
no, I am here too.

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An 1857 pioneer- "Oh you hush! if god made it then it shouldnt hurt me!" *Eats a mushroom* The next day he died of poisoning...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 12, 2003, 06:51:09 PM
You guys like DDR?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 06:51:39 PM
Hey Wheel! *Tackles WK* FRIEND!

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Wheel_kirby on October 12, 2003, 06:58:12 PM
hey you must be psycic or sumthing, because you new my usernames nickname! "WK".
and whats DDR? Sorry I havent been posting much, My computers Vary slow!

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An 1857 pioneer- "Oh you hush! if god made it then it shouldnt hurt me!" *Eats a mushroom* The next day he died of poisoning...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 07:01:19 PM
What's DDR ?
Really? Cool WK!


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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^

Edited by - MarioBro64 on 10/12/2003 6:02:28 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 07:22:12 PM
Anyone there? Oh-no I feel a tear comin' on!

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Wheel_kirby on October 12, 2003, 07:29:27 PM
oh, dont cry! why dont you come over to the chatroom with me? ill be there!

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An 1857 pioneer- "Oh you hush! if god made it then it shouldnt hurt me!" *Eats a mushroom* The next day he died of poisoning...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 12, 2003, 07:31:39 PM
DDR = Dance Dance Revolution
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 07:37:01 PM
I don't know about the DDR. And I don't go to the chat room, but i have Instant Messenger tho. Do you have it?

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 12, 2003, 07:39:08 PM
Dance Dance Revolution is cool!
*starts DDRing*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBro64 on October 12, 2003, 07:49:06 PM
Wheel_Kirby, do you have IM

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 Insanity is your friend! WOOOOOOOOK SNOOOOOOOOOOOK! ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on October 12, 2003, 08:05:26 PM
Woah! Wiggy! I can honestly say I'm not good at DDR, nor would I want to humiliate myself by playing the game in public. So I think I'll just sit back and watch the rest of you.
Oh, by the way.. I brought back Bored MK IIIGX! wOOt!

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on October 13, 2003, 08:56:37 PM
I'm bad at it too. I just played it for the first time yesterday. But it's not humiliating like you would think. I didn't think I looked goofy at all, really.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bluto on October 18, 2003, 12:26:07 AM
Just to let everyone know, this will be my last post as Bluto for now. Since I changed my e-mail address, I will now be posting as Vash_the_Stampede. Also I will be updating "The Hero's Blood" in the storyboard section. See ya soon.^_^

Like a sponge, thirsty I am!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 19, 2003, 12:05:57 AM
Well, I myself have played DDR exactly once. I was decent considering that it was my first time playing, but my tyroness still showed. Ah well.

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Stupid Quotes: (6th edition)

"I honestly don`t see how the Cubs can lose the [National League Championship Series]. I mean, the Cubs are up by 3 games, and Mark Prior and Kerry Wood are pitching Games 6 and 7 at home. As bad as they`ve choked in the past, there is absolutely no way that the Cubs can lose this series to the Florida Marlins."

~Me, failing to see how badly the Cubs really can still choke, even today.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 10/18/2003 11:08:21 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on October 19, 2003, 07:38:28 PM
Heh, I learned how to make "hidden" messages in posts. You know, like this one.



Search some of my more recent posts. Maybe you find some. Heh.... Yea, right. ;)



Stupid Quotes: (6th edition)

"I honestly don`t see how the Cubs can lose the [National League Championship Series]. I mean, the Cubs are up by 3 games, and Mark Prior and Kerry Wood are pitching Games 6 and 7 at home. As bad as they`ve choked in the past, there is absolutely no way that the Cubs can lose this series to the Florida Marlins."

~Me, failing to see how badly the Cubs really can still choke, even today.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on October 19, 2003, 09:00:18 PM
About your sig Steve:  I felt the same way about the Twins when they lost to the yankees.  I told myself after game one,"There's no way the Yankees are going to take this series so easily."  And look what happened. In games 2, 3, and 4 the yankees held the Twins to one run in each of the next three games.

Proud to be an American!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on October 19, 2003, 09:03:50 PM
So have I. See? See?



Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 24, 2003, 09:54:20 AM
Oh YES! Wish me great luck, for tonight I ready the Fire Flowers and warm up the fingers. Gird your loins, men, because Lizard is entering <booming voice="deep"> THE CAMPUS    WIDE     MELEE    TOURN-AMENT!!!!!!!!!!</voice>

w000000000000000000t!!!!!!!!!

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on October 24, 2003, 11:11:04 AM
Ooh.. big 'ol campus-wide Smash Tourney?  How Kweh!!

What character you gonna use?

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 24, 2003, 11:16:41 AM
Well, Captain Falcon is my favorite, but since I haven't played in so long, unfortunately, I'm going to use Mario so I don't suicide repeatedly.

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on October 24, 2003, 09:13:34 PM
Miss Wormwood?

Yes Calvin?

If ignorance is bliss, then this assignment is depriving me from happiness, which pursuing is my unalienable right according to the Declaration of Independence.  I assert my patriotic prerogative by going out to the playground.

*teacher chases Calvin around, Calvin yells*

Help!  Monarchists!

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 24, 2003, 10:22:24 PM
Meeshown Compreete!



I’m not stupid, I’m LD.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on October 24, 2003, 10:53:23 PM
LD is on the left, and the guy with the link lollipop is either a friend named Chris or LD's brother, because of the similar hair color...  I'll try to guess the person's name...

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Luigi likes to flirt in his backwards shirt!  Yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on October 24, 2003, 10:54:16 PM
Justin?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 24, 2003, 11:45:27 PM
Yes, because my brother is going to college with me and I have friends named Chris and Justin. @_@

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: TEM on October 25, 2003, 12:24:32 AM
Where in all of Middle-Earth did you find a Link lolipop LD?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 25, 2003, 01:21:55 AM
From the tournament, just like the other prizes. (I'm on the left, BTW, n00bz.)

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: TEM on October 26, 2003, 10:42:47 AM
You didn't buy the link lolipop LD?

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 26, 2003, 01:02:22 PM
Why do you keep asking about the Link lollipop? That's not even me with the lollipop. I am associated with the lollipop in absolutely no way. I got the Mario bobblehead from the SSBM tournament, which is the same place that the Link lollipop came from.

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: .Yoshi. on November 09, 2003, 02:24:37 PM
This bar needs some kind of music.......
*plays marimba* Ah..... much better.... To drink? I'll have a shy guy shake. mmm mmm good!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on November 09, 2003, 03:25:09 PM
Hi everyone. I will have a shot of your most expensive imported goomba blood. Stir in some salt too.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on November 09, 2003, 03:33:21 PM
I will devoure your soul!!!

No, NO. Get out of my head, Aaaaah!!!

Quiet foolish mortal, resistance is useless, all will perish!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 09, 2003, 07:48:20 PM
Shy Guy Shake.
Goomba Blood (with salt).

...Hey wait, who said Goombas have blood?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 10, 2003, 02:19:13 AM
I'll just assume that they, like most animals that evolved, have blood.

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on November 13, 2003, 08:20:40 PM
I have a Mario bobble head like that. I also own a Luigi and a Samus one.

As for those Jel-Pops, as they're known, my mother and I have found them at numerous places, including: Target, Wal Mart, and Babages. They come in four 4 different flavors: Mario-Cherry, Link-Green Apple, DK-Grape, Yoshi-Don't remember. I got the entire set for Christmas last year. They didn't last long.

Speaking of which, here in Ohio, we recieved a blessing from the heavens: Snow! While the rest of my family is not looking forward to this winter,(they said something about not wanting to drive in it, or something silly like that.) I am. So today, for me at least, the Christmas season has started! For starters, I have produced the 12 Days of Christmas on my computer,(which you can download here!) None of the snow stuck to the ground, but it will soon. I look forward to that day. Peace out!
 



Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!

Edited by - Dairy King on 11/13/2003 6:26:28 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on November 13, 2003, 08:31:36 PM
I wish it snowed in the Bay area...

What I just said was probably sarcastic.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 13, 2003, 10:09:41 PM
I hope it snows here soon.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 13, 2003, 10:19:11 PM
It snows all the time here. And melts. And snows. Yep.

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on November 13, 2003, 11:44:36 PM
how do you get (im not stupid, im LD) to show up every time you post?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 14, 2003, 02:50:48 AM
It's funny really. I'm so insecure that I type it every time so people don't think I'm stupid. Call me crazy.

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi zero on November 14, 2003, 10:26:38 AM
Lol, LD.

Anyway, it never snows here.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on November 14, 2003, 08:30:52 PM
You check the little box that says "Check here to include profile and signature." If you put a signature in your profile, you can have that posted.

We didn't get anymore snow. I'm so sad...

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on November 14, 2003, 09:08:43 PM
Let me try that.

_________________
I suck pringles, Give me cake
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on November 14, 2003, 09:10:52 PM
Yay,it worked, More koopa soup bartender!!!

_________________
I suck pringles, Give me cake
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 14, 2003, 10:46:40 PM
...Soup. Pie, Pringles?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on November 15, 2003, 11:11:54 AM
I'll go for a lemonade, barkeep... Pass those Pringles over here.

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 15, 2003, 06:51:41 PM
Lemonade. Comin' right up. *slides lemonade down*
...Sorry, I ate all the Pringles.

Nothing says lovin’ like Chupperson from the oven.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on November 16, 2003, 02:44:27 AM
Godzilla: You know, i like human flesh. Oooh Yeah!!!

sorry, that was random.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on November 16, 2003, 10:42:58 AM
S'ok. I asked a day after you offered. You know the saying: "Once you pop, the fun don't stop!" As grammatically incorrect as that solgan is, it's true.

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 16, 2003, 07:09:13 PM
It used to be the more grammatically correct "Once you pop, you can't stop."

Nothing says lovin’ like Chupperson from the oven.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 16, 2003, 09:45:05 PM
Ah yes, Pringles. You know, I popped open a can of Pringles, and the fun suddenly stopped. I think it was because it was Pizza Pringles, and I tried one, but I threw up all over the host's rug because I don't like pizza, and the fun suddenly stopped. I'm sueing for false advertising.

Oh wait, that was what happened when I drank a 6-pack of Mountain Dew: Code Red in 15 minutes. Never mind.

Stupid Quotes: (8th edition)
"Good content, but too many grammer [sic] errors."
~My AP U.S. History teacher/swimming coach, commenting on one of my essays.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on November 16, 2003, 10:12:12 PM
Speaking of grammatically incorrect, shouldn't it be Toys "R" We?  I like going there because of all the ninja turtle stuff, which I won't buy because it would be embarrassing because no one in my family knows I like 'em.  I say I want their GBA game because it was recommended by some magazine.  But I would seriously consider spending money on an action figure in the future and hiding it in my room.  I watch the show in my room with the door locked and the volume down.  Pretty pathetic, huh?

Within your power is the power within.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 17, 2003, 12:48:36 AM
Steve seems a little Insane with his eating. My bro once drank a bunch of chocolate milk in a chocolate milk gallon drinking speed contest and puked out the window of the bus on a dual bus band trip and we had to stop at a gas station to wash the puke off. Also, two people needed to be taken to the hospital that trip. It was a slow, deadly trip.

I’m not stupid, I’m LD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on November 17, 2003, 05:34:57 PM
Don't get me started on vomiting stories. I have a few that can contend with the best of them.
Oh, by the way, LD, it makes me glad I don't live near you or your school.. Buncha nuts..

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on November 17, 2003, 05:46:16 PM
My post was so pathetic, that no one responded to it.  Speaking of Barf, two weeks ago, I barfed at school behind a building.  It sorta spalshed out, which was sorta cool, since it was just yogurt and milk I had that morning.  At my school we have church every Friday, and last year I felt sick, and barfed into my sweater.  It oozed to the floor and I had to go home.  And no one knows I like the Ninja Turtles.

Within your power is the power within.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on November 17, 2003, 07:56:17 PM
Another story from the same party -- after vomiting up the Mountain Dew, the caffeine still seemed to be in my bloodstream, so I was hyper the rest of the day. I then charged headfirst into the host's volleyball net and knocked it over, almost breaking it. I did put a permanent dent in the flimsy plastic supports, though.

Man, I made myself look like a total -explitive- in front of the entire band. Ah well.

Stupid Quotes: (8th edition)
"Good content, but too many grammer [sic] errors."
~My AP U.S. History teacher/swimming coach, commenting on one of my essays.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 17, 2003, 08:54:03 PM
Markio's post: You know about all the [whatever] are us stores that used to be a lot more common, right? Technically, they aren't toys; what they sell are toys. So they need a new name. XÞ

Steve's post: Well sure, once it enters your bloodstream, it can't come back out through your stomach.

Nothing says lovin’ like Chupperson from the oven.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on December 08, 2003, 01:39:12 AM
"Look," said Toad, "A chain chomp!"




This moment brought to you by about 10 minutes in Photoshop (though it may as well have been Microsoft Paint :P )



Go Moon!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 08, 2003, 01:55:08 AM
You win the Funniest Post of the Week Award.

*applauds*

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven!”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 08, 2003, 02:03:24 AM
Go Fifth!

Nothing says lovin’ like Chupperson from the oven.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 09, 2003, 02:45:48 PM
Wow. That would sadly take me something like an hour and a half. Nice work, and very appropriate. You get a cookie.

(::)

Stupid Quotes: (9th edition)
AP U.S. History teacher: "Your groups may have no more than 3 people in them."
*About one second later*
Tom G. (Student in this class): "Can we have 4 people in a group?"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on December 09, 2003, 07:38:09 PM
Look said toad, a chain chomp is used quite a lot, i am confused about its meaning. Is it from a game?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on December 09, 2003, 11:45:19 PM
Stuff I would like to have in subliminal messages in the tele-tubbies:

Kill everyone, hee hee, let the blood spill freely, hee hee. Again again!, We love to stab, hee hee.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on December 17, 2003, 10:21:55 PM
How do you post a picture, i just bought a scanner and did a drawing of something mario related and would like to post it.

Or is it... *shifts eyes suspiciously*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 18, 2003, 11:32:44 PM
First you must have your picture on a server that allows remote linking, then you type the proper HTML code to link it here.

I wish I were sun at dusk. ... ... ... ... ......ha ha kidding.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on December 20, 2003, 12:43:28 AM
?!?!?!?
-What is a server?
-What is remote linking?
-What is a html?
-How can i get scanned pictures on here?

Or is it... *shifts eyes suspiciously*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on December 20, 2003, 01:40:56 AM
Calm down there, killer. If you can get a Yahoo e-mail account, this'll be a breeze.
1. Get a free Geocities account.
2. Upload a picture onto your Geocities account.
3. Click on the little box next to whatever picture you want to post.
4. Rename it to "insertnamehere.txt"(without quotation marks..)
5. Use HTML code to link it here onto TMK-
<img src="imageurl">
There's probably an easier way to do it, but I don't wanna hear it.

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on December 20, 2003, 01:48:50 AM
Or you could just have art uploaded onto TMK like I do.



Either way works, really.

Oh by the way Chup, I have a whole boatload of scanned pictures that'll I'll get around to sending one of these days.



...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

Edited by - Dairy King on 12/19/2003 11:49:48 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on December 20, 2003, 06:32:26 PM
How do you upload to tmk?
What is a geocity account?
how do you get yahoo things?
What the heck are you talking about?

Just tell me how to do it, Ive got as far as scanning it, what next... Say it in understandable terms, I only got this computer second hand, just before I joined here so I dont know any computer terms.

Or is it... *shifts eyes suspiciously*

Edited by - Birdo on 12/20/2003 4:39:36 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on December 20, 2003, 06:40:30 PM
Heh... you have to submit something to the fanart section of TMK.  Then, when the fanart is updated, your file will be uploaded along with it!

Yeah.  I'd sugest getting a geocities account.  Free, simple, and easy to dupe.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on December 20, 2003, 06:46:42 PM
How do I submit it to fan art!?!

Or is it... *shifts eyes suspiciously*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 20, 2003, 08:19:29 PM
Go to the fan art section and click the e-mail link there. I'll update the fan art section sometime soon, when I get done with all the soundtrack rips I'm doing right now.

I wish I were sun at dusk. ... ... ... ... ......ha ha kidding.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on December 21, 2003, 01:49:18 PM
Crap! My computer says I "cannot send message, file exceeds server's limit" Crap!
What now?

Or is it... *shifts eyes suspiciously*

Edited by - Birdo on 12/21/2003 12:14:42 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on December 21, 2003, 02:17:17 PM
Whatever, i dont need to post it.

Or is it... *shifts eyes suspiciously*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on December 21, 2003, 02:43:15 PM
Make it smaller in size and/or space.  That is you can shrink its height and width or reduce its file size.  Or, the message might mean that the TMK mail box (or where ever you sent it) doesn't have room for it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: GiftedGirl on December 23, 2003, 02:52:06 PM
Can I have Sweet Tea with no lemon to go? I'm kinda in a hurry.

I like dogs.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on December 24, 2003, 12:17:54 AM
Sorry, No take out. Dine in only.
You could send it as a zipped folder. That's how I sent mine.

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 24, 2003, 01:33:56 AM



I wish I were sun at dusk. ... ... ... ... ......ha ha kidding.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on December 27, 2003, 11:51:33 PM
I'll have a glass of chuckola cola and some grease.

Or is it... *shifts eyes suspiciously*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 28, 2003, 12:18:16 AM
Dangerous combination there.

I wish I were sun at dusk. ... ... ... ... ......ha ha kidding.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on December 28, 2003, 07:40:13 PM
A volatile mixture indeed.
Hey, my birthday is in three days! Could I get some cake?

Oh, and for those of you who haven't heard, I got a scanner for Christmas! Yessirreebob, No more waiting for my brother's girlfriend to scan them for me! I can now scan 'em whenever I see fit!

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: TEM on December 28, 2003, 08:11:01 PM
I love you, Dairy King.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on December 28, 2003, 09:12:28 PM
May I ask why? This is a tad creepy...

...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on December 31, 2003, 09:42:08 PM
BTW, Happy birthday, Dairy King! ;)
(Sorry, I don't work here, so I can't give out balloons or cake...XD )

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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on December 31, 2003, 10:43:35 PM
Ah yes, the dire recognition that you have a scanner and no artistic talent to use it with. *sigh*

All I can do is alter sprites somewhat for comic strips; I can't hand-draw anything.

And yes, happy birthday! Almost forgot, there.

Stupid Quotes: (10th Edition)
"Super Mario Sunshine is an overhyped, boring kids` game with a fruity name that got higher ratings than it deserved."
"Aaron S." - with a dishonorable mention to Electronic Gaming Monthly magazine (Issue #165, pg. 24) for printing the opinions of people who don`t deserve to have opinions.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on December 31, 2003, 11:13:14 PM
You should be glad you don't draw; after a while pictures get weird.  Like take my sketch book, for example:

page 1: In big bold letters, GO AWAY.

page 2: Kirby on a warpstar.

page 3: Yoshi!

page 4: A coyote I named Jeff.  ?

page 5: A crocodile named Dillon.  ?

page 6: A kid named Jason.  ?

*skips blank pages*

page 23: An erect-walking dragon

page 25: An alien named Grakker I sketched from a book.  Trust me. aliens DON'T eat homework.

page 27: A muscular, giant, timid, monster crocodile.  I have this thing with drawing giant monster crocodiles... @_@

page 30: three more monster crocodiles, with a jumbo sized one (the dad)  I remember giving them names: Hugh Mongous, Jesse (Jy) Gantic, Cole Ossal, and some other guys.

page etc: the rest are a bunch of scribbles of random things.

Basically, my drawings are WEIRD... yeah.@_@

I''m the "trick" in "eccentric".
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on December 31, 2003, 11:56:30 PM
I drew an eyeball with a duck beak, with a turtle chewing a spork taped to its back, a monkey with sharp spikes on its tail and arms dangles by its left arm from a floating crab with three claws just above, snowman with a knife lurks nearby, eating corn. And this is all on fire.

I seriously drew this.

Or is it... *shifts eyes suspiciously*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on January 01, 2004, 12:03:20 AM
Heheh, one time I went to my friend's house, and I drew a background for his computer.  It says Merry Christmas at the top, but don't let that fool you.  It shows a guy with a flamethrower lighting the tree on fire, and another stick figure karate kicking a snowman.  It's not meant to be evil, we were just thinking up ways to mess up the picture of a Christmas tree in snow.

I''m the "trick" in "eccentric".

Edited by - Markio on 12/31/2003 10:04:02 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on January 01, 2004, 05:26:48 PM
Hooray for random doodles!






Go Moon!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 01, 2004, 08:26:16 PM
Thanks for all the birthday wishes! I feel so loved! ^_^


...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 02, 2004, 02:35:57 AM
If were doing random doodles....



Me!! Brought to you by extreme bordom!!

Yes, I really look something like that. My ears may not be as big, but you get the idea..
 (0)(0)
 (=''=)
(..)(..)
(,,)_(,,)
Bunny!!>



...And my dear sweet mother, she just looked at me like a cow looks at an oncoming train. She leaned right down next to me, and she said,"IT''S GOOD FOR YOU!!!"

Edited by - Dairy King on 1/2/2004 12:42:31 AM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on January 07, 2004, 11:46:34 AM
It snowed here yesterday, rained all night, frose all the roads, no school for two days. Played Mario games for two days straight, yay... fun... yay, uhhh..... yay.

Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on January 12, 2004, 01:20:00 AM
Just went off skiing this weekend (it doesn't snow at where I live, so we went elsewhere) and dabbled in the art of snow-craft...






Go Moon!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 12, 2004, 03:20:03 PM
Wa ha! That's neat!

my pathetic attempts at humor are fleeting
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on January 12, 2004, 05:48:50 PM
Is there a shoe print on snow yoshi's left foot?

Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: WarioLandMan on January 15, 2004, 11:49:36 AM
and this took you how long to make?

It''s-a me, Wario. And I''''ve come to take a bite out of Mario''s fame!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on January 15, 2004, 07:54:11 PM
I can't really gauge...
I had completed it and went to find a camera, but while my brothers and I were away, somebody came and knocked it (plus a Calvin & Hobbes-esque snowman that my brothers had made) over, so I had to make most of it over again.   Fortunately, the snow was much better for packing and sculpting at that point, so... yeah.

...and Ta'ni, LD!

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 16, 2004, 12:20:08 AM
Dude, that is awesome.

I wish I could have seen the Calvin & Hobbes-esqe one too. HEH.

They wouldn’t pretty so bad, ain’t they?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on January 16, 2004, 12:23:17 AM
Ditto.  I've always wanted to make that one from Calvin and Hobbes, if only it snowed here...

How ironic.  I try to put significance or eloquence into my signature on a message board.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on January 18, 2004, 07:41:44 PM
Oh, you wouldn't want what we got yesterday. Imagine a small layer of snow, then put on top of that a thick sheet of ice. Put a little more snow, then another sheet of ice. And as luck would have it, this happened when I DIDN'T have school. And I'm the one who gets to clean it off of the walkway to our driveway. Oy, how terrible it is to be the youngest child!

"The Hero''s triumph on Cataclysm''s Eve wins three symbols of virtue. The Master Sword he retrieves, keeping the knights'' line true."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on January 18, 2004, 09:23:52 PM
Man, I was just reading some of luigi~lover's earlier posts.  Man, that spinning chair routine was hilarious!  By the way, It's the Patriots and Panthers playing in Super Bowl 38!  *Lets out yell to the high heavens*  "SUPER BOWL HOMEBOY!!!!"

I''m a rube, you''re a rube, we''re all rubes on this twisted Earth.

Edited by - Jman on 1/18/2004 7:24:18 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on January 29, 2004, 01:12:16 PM
Let's all take time to remember Yoshi Girl. The sole reason for this huge topic.

It''s ah me marioguy!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: n/a on January 29, 2004, 02:53:51 PM
Yeah, whatever.

Hah, Dairy King, that's nothing.
I live in Edmonton, and for the past three days it's been hell (or rather the opposite of it). In other words, it's currently -47ºC, and I had to walk five blocks to the bus stop with an extremly strong and cold wind blowing directly in my face. Yesterday, it took three hours before I could feel my hands again after being outside for about 10 minutes. It didn't help that I forgot my mittens and touk at home... anyway, I guarantee that wherever you live (where do you live, anyway?) is not colder than today.
OI!, someone bring me a really hot cocoa!  Please!

____________________
Haiku:

writing a poem
with seventeen syllables
is very diffi
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 29, 2004, 07:49:24 PM
Hmm, I went to Edmonton once. The availability of all the different DDR Mixes at the mall astounded and delighted me.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lt Mou on January 29, 2004, 08:22:11 PM
If they make another movie based on a video game, it should be DDR.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on January 29, 2004, 08:47:13 PM
I think the next Nintendo Movie should be Pixar.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on January 29, 2004, 09:31:10 PM
Nah, it should be another Mario movie.  Hey!  I doubt they would because they're a kid movie company, but they could be the ones to create "The Prophecy: The Movie!"  Based on the fanfic by Sapphira.

What in the name of fried chicken is he doing now?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on February 06, 2004, 02:25:43 AM
What better place to end my posting spree than here at the Mario Bar? I couldn't think of one. So I am ending my posting spree here at the Mario Bar. And I'm not doing it somewhere else.

I haven't posted in here since page 99. Back then, before the nuke, Chupperson was the bartender. Who is now? Or is there one?

This is my 942nd post. I have about 1000 edits so, mathematically speaking, I don't have very many posts. About 58. Well, some of you wise guys here may say that I have –58, but I did some fancy rounding. Heh.

My favorite line: "Hey, Strong Bad. You jumped over some u' my busses." Hmm, that would make a signature of sorts. I think I'll steal it.

I wonder when I'll post in here next?

“Hey, Strong Bad. You jumped over some u’ my busses.”

Edited by - Watoad on 2/6/2004 11:28:13 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 06, 2004, 10:13:22 PM
Wah.

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on February 06, 2004, 10:38:19 PM
Maybe ~58 posts, but I would argue that they are some of the best, most thought out, great content post this forum has ever seen.

I wonder if his fancy math includes his non-official Fungi Forum posts.  
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: n/a on February 07, 2004, 10:54:31 PM
WEM rules!!!

I''m not dead, I''m electroencephalographically challenged.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on February 07, 2004, 11:10:26 PM
YEM rules!

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 16, 2004, 09:21:27 PM
This is my 2004th post and the year is 2004.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Screech on February 16, 2004, 09:38:14 PM
I'll have Me a Pan galactic gargle blaster.
And make it a double.
I just went through all the posts in Mario Bar. That took a very looong time.

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 16, 2004, 10:18:32 PM
Double Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, eh? Well, here ya go.

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on February 16, 2004, 10:24:17 PM
Has anyone here seen any of the 'Three Ninjas' movies and liked them?  Y'know, the ones with Rocky, Colt, and Tum-Tum.  I rented 'The Three Ninjas Knuckle Up' from Hollywood Video today, and I'm back in a Ninja-esque mood.

If at first you don''t succeed, try until you run out of syrup.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on March 15, 2004, 09:40:59 PM
Looks like the Mario Bar is a lot more abandoned than when I left it. Look, even the tumbleweeds have left!

Just went across the street to get my wallet and Deezer locks the TMK building doors and leaves me out here in the cold for 6 months! Yep, that's where I've been...........
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on March 15, 2004, 10:14:51 PM
I personally, have been far more concerned with the deterioration of the areas outside the bar to worry about the deterioration of the bar itself.

~I.S.~
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: n/a on March 21, 2004, 04:36:37 PM
<shriek> THE FOUNDATION IS CRUMBLING! </shriek>

*cough* Anyway, do you guys serve food?

______________________
IBM: Inferior But Marketable
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 21, 2004, 08:40:54 PM
Yeah. *dumps a bucket o' fries on n/a*

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on March 22, 2004, 12:08:48 AM
And I learned how to make forums.  Great.

Follow the butterflies!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on March 22, 2004, 05:41:14 PM
Don't go to page 144. *shifts eyes and sneaks away*

Follow the butterflies!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on March 22, 2004, 06:09:37 PM
Doesn't anyone have to pay for their drinks here? They could post their credit card number and Chupperson could just withdrawl their amount.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on March 23, 2004, 07:55:24 PM
You don't have to pay for the drinks so long as you can provide the ingredients to make them.
*Drops a bag full of chuckle beans onto the counter*
I'll need these make into Chuckuccinos, if you don't mind.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 24, 2004, 07:02:22 AM
*I come in* Help me! There's a black hedgehog chasing me You gotta help-- *crash*

SHADOW: Hand over that Plasma emerald!

ME: Uhhhh..... NEVER! (the Plasma emerald is a ultra super powerfully souped up Chaos emerald)

SHADOW: Then I'll just TAKE IT!

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"For the people of this planet, I promise you... REVENGE!" --Shadow, Sonic Adventure 2 Battle, Radical Highway opening movie
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on March 24, 2004, 06:10:31 PM
It's just a little hedgehog, they aern't even that sharp.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 25, 2004, 10:08:37 PM
*fires up the StarB machine*

My brain does stupid things when I‘m not looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 26, 2004, 06:41:13 PM
What's a StarB machine? *dodges Chaos Spear*

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on March 26, 2004, 07:23:02 PM
The drink making machine in the BeanBean Cafe in northern Castle Town.

Hmmm...What would happen if you were to put a live animal in there?



I''ma go shower up.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadRhetoric on March 27, 2004, 12:42:44 AM
Attack +5
Stache +6
Ranking in Society of Animal Rights: -600
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: 123James on March 27, 2004, 01:27:46 AM
*enters* I was looking for a Micdonalds, but I am sure this place will do just fine, what do you serve for food?...
*looks over head* HOLY COW! WHY IS THAT GUY PUTING THAT HEDGEHOG IN THAT STAR BEANS MACHINE? SOMEBODY BETER DO SOMTHING, FAST!

Edited by - 123James on 3/27/2004 10:41:23 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: 123James on March 27, 2004, 03:08:12 PM
*been standing still here with no one else posting for half of the day...*

Hello Everyone Out There Reading This Fourm!
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fdynamic6.gamespy.com%2F%7Ekirby%2Foekaki%2Fpictures%2F139.png&hash=0c88aa36f644b4a17b632cc7a9117834)
I am a... What the, why doesen''''t the image link text thing work? Oh, well...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: GiftedGirl on March 27, 2004, 03:08:30 PM
SHADOW: I will NOT be grinded into COFFEE! *kicks Popple* Nya nya! *runs off*

ME: Well, it's a good thing he didn't get this! *holds up Plasma Emerald*

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I''m Sonya! Sonya the hedgehog! I''m Sonic''s lesser known sister and I''m the keeper of the Plasma Emerald!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: 123James on March 27, 2004, 03:23:38 PM
OOOOoooo, Shiny!
Well as I was saying do you guys surve food here, or just drinks, because thats just fine with me.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on March 27, 2004, 03:30:19 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on March 27, 2004, 03:33:07 PM
You should have checked the "Check here to use HTML in your message" box and entered the following:

<img src="http://dynamic6.gamespy.com/~kirby/oekaki/pictures/139.png">
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: 123James on March 27, 2004, 03:37:59 PM
Thanks! But does any body know if this place searves food or not?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on March 27, 2004, 03:48:32 PM
Food and drinks are served here, but I get what I want.


I'll have Cake and a Woohoo Blend .


This should cover it.

Edited by - lUiGiSon on 3/27/2004 2:14:51 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: 123James on March 28, 2004, 01:02:12 AM
*wakes up* I'm sorry, did I just fall asleep? I guess that cake made me have "Sweet Dreams"...
Well any way I'll have a, a, a, a, *looks in pockit* what can a butten, a papper clip, and some string buy me?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on March 29, 2004, 10:10:09 PM
Pockit? Butten? Papper? These words are so strange and new to me.

Page 162; post by Fifth; sentence 1: "You don't have to pay for the drinks so long as you can provide the ingredients to make them."

I''ma go shower up.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on April 04, 2004, 04:18:10 PM
On this, the fourth day of the fourth month of the fourth year after the onset of the second millennium,







“Hey, Strong Bad. You jumped over some u’ my busses.”

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 04, 2004, 07:34:13 PM
Wow, not bad. Too bad I can't see it with my unresizeable popup window.

Good job anyhow.

And that reminds me of a story. In Physics on Friday, I got to watch a Mac crash. I was smiling on the inside.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: WarpRattler on April 11, 2004, 11:52:42 PM
LD, just hold the left mouse button and move the mouse down. It'll go all the way down to the bottom.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out<•>_<•>

Edited by - donotcare95 on 4/11/2004 10:55:56 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 13, 2004, 01:23:31 AM
I have 2222 posts. Get down!

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Popple on April 15, 2004, 04:45:03 PM
Hmmm... I seem to have just surpassed 800.

Let me away from this boulder!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Slim on April 15, 2004, 05:37:37 PM
~¯

Edited by - Fifth on 4/15/2004 4:48:47 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on May 09, 2004, 12:26:42 PM
I dreamt about baby turtles going down a stream that created outside the classrooms outside my school.  They were so cute!  I also dreamt about a car chase at this building where me and some friends were playing tag.  I think the people in the car were playing tag with us, too.  Then my friend threw this rock at me and I started crying and beating him up.  Then I woke up.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, especially if you have good aim!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on May 09, 2004, 10:00:12 PM
The byproducts of boredom/procrastination strike again! Click the messed up picture below to see something . . . interesting.




I added no sound effects or special visuals to this movie. Everything you see was picked up by my digital camera's lens and microphone. The footage didn't even touch iMovie.



"Greetings from Belgium, the only country in Europe where the leading source of natural gas is the local dairy farm."

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on May 10, 2004, 01:06:32 AM
*Pours a glass of Cherry Coke

I'm still working on homework. It's a little after 3 in the morning, and I go to school in 4 hours.

I need some yarn, to make a wick- I''m saving up all my earwax to make a candle.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Vidgmchtr on May 10, 2004, 09:47:38 PM
Hey, Watoad, how can I do that?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: WarpRattler on May 19, 2004, 09:32:00 PM
I'd like a...what is there? I guess I'll just have some cherry Coke.

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.<•>_<•>
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 19, 2004, 11:13:23 PM
*slides down a glass of Cherry Coke*

Vid, he just filmed it with his digital camera. It's not some like deeply guarded Mac user secret or nothin'.

It’s hard to make up your mind when you don’t have one.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 19, 2004, 11:43:33 PM
Crazy.

Is Slim really CashCrazed?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Deezer on May 20, 2004, 01:36:44 AM
Ahaha, I just saw your video, Watoad.
I bet you could do a killer Grover impression.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 20, 2004, 10:08:57 PM
Speaking of Grover, I'd rather be him than "The" Cookie Monster...

It’s hard to make up your mind when you don’t have one.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 24, 2004, 11:11:47 AM
How large is the movie?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 06, 2004, 05:59:31 PM
There have been something I've been forgetting to post forever, but I finally remembered.

I lately work at a place called Call_Solutions that takes inbound calls for numerous catalog companies. One of the things I also do is provide verification for people switching long distance carriers, so the long distance company itself can't just switch people without third party verification that a real person wants their number switched.

Here's the critical part. It comes up on the screen 'Valor LD II'. It is always abbreviated LD.

Secondly, I finished my TMK shirt and wore it once. The picture will be up as soon as I solve my upload problems.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Red Paratroopa on June 06, 2004, 06:14:19 PM
The other day, I realized that the girl I truly adore reminds me a lot of Watoad. I'm scared now.

"There''s never enough time to do all the nothing you want."- Calvin
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on June 06, 2004, 06:32:38 PM
It bothers me when people say "reminds me" like that.  As if that person were dead or gone.  I prefer to say "makes/made me think of".

Edited by - lUiGiSon on 6/6/2004 5:41:37 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 06, 2004, 08:38:21 PM
...and Red Paratroopa comes through with my first LOL of the day.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on June 25, 2004, 03:35:37 PM
Is anyone here making movies?  I'm making three with my friends:

One is about how my friend and I are always losing to his older brother in hide-and-seek-tag(the game WE play also has the seeker hide a ball that becomes base, so while we're hiding, we're trying to get to base before we're all out).  So my friend and I plan out the perfect ...plan... to win, and the movie consists of my friend and I hiding in all these places while the guy tries to find us, while we try to find base.

Another one is where my friends' parents are leaving the house for a while, so I come over and we make a big mess and we have to clean it all up before his parents come home.  We do a lot of shots played backwards in this film, like throwing the books into their places on the bookshelf to clean up is really pulling books off with strings.

The last is my favorite.  All it shows is four Ninja battle scenes where my friend and I face off in four various locations(his frontyard to his backyard, a playground, a school, and a parking lot).  In between the battle scenes, we have a few action shots of random ninja action(that we couldn't work into the battle scenes).  This movie doesn't have any talking until the end, when we call a truce and walk off.  Then after the credits, we have a little behind the scenes, where we tell the viewers about some secrets, like how I'm wearing something orange in every battle scene, and how once in a while we placed a big rubber ducky in the background, etc.

Yeah, what a weirdo I am.  But, um, are you guys making anything in the form of entertainment?  (BTW, I got my own computer!  YAY!).

Life is like broken coffee tables.  No one likes it in green, but the popcorn tastes like cardboard.

Edited by - Markio on 6/25/2004 2:38:19 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 25, 2004, 04:57:23 PM
Those sound really cool. I am not currently making any movies, except for helping my brother and his friend make one of theirs. It involves them doing many random stunts and such.

I was also once in a 50-min long film that my brother directed. It involved my family getting killed by Jason.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 25, 2004, 10:11:58 PM
Yes, I work on various short movies which you can find here.



The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on June 25, 2004, 10:27:05 PM
CW, is the younger-looking person in your AYB movies your little brother?

Life is like broken coffee tables.  No one likes it in green, but the popcorn tastes like cardboard.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Red Paratroopa on June 26, 2004, 02:07:48 PM
My friend made a film starring his teddy bears and other stuffed animals. So much violence and swearing and spaghetti.

"They say that opposites attract. She''s really something and I''m really nothing. How much more opposite can you get?"- Charlie Brown
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 26, 2004, 06:33:37 PM
Yes, yes he is.

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on June 26, 2004, 06:42:20 PM
Oh.  Cool.

Life is like broken coffee tables.  No one likes it in green, but the popcorn tastes like cardboard.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: GiftedGirl on July 08, 2004, 02:05:26 PM
*walks into bar* Hello. Can I have a choco-fudge mocha, please?

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Pokemon Jirachi wishmaker! One of the greatest Pokemon movies ever! But the short (Pokemon Gotta Dance) was stupid...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 08, 2004, 09:55:36 PM
Choco-fudge mocha (whatever that is) coming right up.

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MadRhetoric on July 08, 2004, 10:14:43 PM
It's some new fangled pre-teen drink.

I feel dirty posting in this topic.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 09, 2004, 09:05:59 AM
A type of actually good coffee.

[Editor's Note: Whenever Lizard Dude says something is "good", that means it is probably not good. Thank you.]

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 09, 2004, 01:02:36 PM
*looks in door*
Oh man!  If they see thatI'm here, they'll kick me out, considering I'm the one who created the Circle!

*Tentatively enters*

Proud to be an American!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarlieMoo on July 09, 2004, 07:45:45 PM
*quietly walks in* Um, is this supposed to be like The Circle except you talk about Mario?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Koopaslaya on July 09, 2004, 08:01:42 PM
Uhh, I need a bundle of fresh herbs and spices. Can I get that here?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 09, 2004, 10:01:34 PM
Sure, I think we stock that. *hands a bunch of junk to koopaslaya*

Marlie, the Mario Bar has been going for WAY longer than The Circle.

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarlieMoo on July 11, 2004, 08:15:51 PM
Cool! Uh, I guess I'll have some Koopa Tea, please.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Koopaslaya on July 12, 2004, 09:08:54 AM
As I was reading through this, I found it interesting how this place has changed over the years. I noticed people I've never seen before. And some familiar faces. I think it's pretty strange how quickly some poeple come and go.


Push Button...
Receive Bacon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 17, 2004, 10:49:31 AM
Here's a quote from jon after marioguy said something nasty about Mario and Peach.

"jon suddenly threw a brick at marioguy.
What the heck's your problem? Do you like being a moron? There's kids here! Grow up!"

Proud to be an American!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 17, 2004, 06:11:54 PM
Yes, the de-evolution of jon was sad.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarlieMoo on July 19, 2004, 04:33:19 PM
Haha! Ya know, this Mario Bar makes me think of Cheers for some reason...*starts singing Cheers theme* Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name....
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 19, 2004, 07:26:25 PM
*blows up the TV*

The universe is permeated with the odor of turpentine.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 19, 2004, 07:59:25 PM
*Sees Chup blow up TV*  Ah man!  I love Cheers!

Proud to be an American!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 20, 2004, 08:28:20 AM
We don't drink alcohol here, though...oh wait...

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on July 29, 2004, 09:33:46 PM
I took a new pic of me.  I was standing and watching my friend run by, who was wearing a cape for some reason, but most of you guys wear capes, so I guess he isn't that weird.



I wish I was in the forest with a dragon right now.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on July 29, 2004, 10:26:16 PM






Random Signature

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 03, 2004, 09:35:19 AM
Welcome my fellow lizards.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on August 03, 2004, 10:57:30 AM
Hey, Luigison, instead of providing a link to your random signature in your sig, why not embed that javascript in an "onload" event tag for a blank image, and put the image in your sig(thereby avoiding use of the censored "script" tag)? Then, to display the text, make a textbox at the bottom of your sig(but above the image) and change its value with the script in place of the document.write function(since document.write would screw up if it was used inside an image event)!



EDIT: Nevermind, the doubling sig quotes would've destroyed that......


Edited by - CashCrazed on 8/3/2004 12:48:42 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: lazermario on September 01, 2004, 01:40:37 PM
"Beating the gaming world today takes everything you've got."
"Getting a free 1UP Mushrooooom, sure would help a lot."
"So aren't ya glad that there's a place???" DEM DEM DEERR DUM!
"Where everbuddy is insaaaaane." DEM DEM DEM DUUUMM!
"And they never try to flame." DEM DEM DUUUMM
"You wanna go where ppl know, just what it takes to beat the game."
"You wanna go where everbuddy is insaaaane." Doodle deedle DEM DEM... doowwwnooow..

... I am probably gonna make an actual mp3 of that.

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Push button, receive shock, MUAH HA HA HAAAA!
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TAYL: Talk At Ya Later
Lazer Mario
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 02, 2004, 01:00:36 PM
Hello gentlemen. All your base are belong to us.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 02, 2004, 07:37:48 PM
<Chupperson> I been listening to too much other weird stuff to remember how good this is
<Chupperson> Yes, I been
<RadMhetoric> You done come back home, den?
<RadMhetoric> Back to da roots?
<Chupperson> I been long gone too long
<Chupperson> Whoo, a wrinkle in the master tape
<Chupperson> Gotta love old albums on CD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on September 04, 2004, 11:54:31 PM
Don't you ever wonder why humans are so strange?  I mean as animals.  Humans kill each other, look down on other animals as "inferior", and some people are down right mean to others.  What's the deal?  Are we so dumb that we can't even get along with each other, let alone the rest of the world? *eye roll* What a weird species.

Everything is as smooth as sandpaper pajamas.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 05, 2004, 06:11:48 PM
Apes kill each other and go to war. Most species are "mean" to one another. The reason: molecules that managed to duplicate themselves are more successful than those that do not.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on September 06, 2004, 04:00:10 PM
I'm horribly depressed for multiple reasons.  If that kid makes fun of me one more time in Gym, I'm going to push him against the wall and tell him not to make fun of anyone ever again.  Tell me if you have any better idea of what I should do, because ignoring him is impossible.

Everything is as smooth as sandpaper pajamas.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 06, 2004, 04:10:53 PM
* Drinks a glass of Orange Soda *

Has anyone ever drunken that Chuckola Cola? It sounds delicious.

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Red Paratroopa on September 06, 2004, 05:00:09 PM
Markio just reminded me of a "little bad thing I did."

"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. The universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaChupVinsonluigi
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on September 06, 2004, 07:02:05 PM
Lizard Dude Posted - 5 September 2004 17:11 PST
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"Apes kill each other and go to war. Most species are "mean" to one another. The reason: molecules that managed to duplicate themselves are more successful than those that do not."  <- Best Lizard Dude post this side of the floor.  What was the best post in the bomb shelter?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.” <- That's still my favorite sig, and to think it was in part inspired by a little bad thing I did.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 27, 2004, 08:05:38 PM
Why thank you, Luigison :)

I came here to post what I thought of today:

The integral of the Nintendo DS is the Nintendo S + C.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Red Paratroopa on September 28, 2004, 12:50:47 PM
Actually, it would be Nintendo (D/2)S^2 + C (if D is a constant).

"I''m a stupid fatty who swings his arms from side to side and pushes a button to receive bacon. As time slows and reality bends, the universe is permeated with the odor of Shawne Vinson. Does that make me a nut?"- DotheLizardkoopaTEMChupVinsonluigi
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: marioguy on September 28, 2004, 04:33:34 PM
Yay, post #2500! Anyways i used to be marioguy. don't know who marioguy is? go to the first page of this topic to find out

I HATE JON!!! He betrayed me. So now everyone can have his picture.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on September 28, 2004, 10:55:59 PM
Actually, ds is the differential.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 02, 2005, 09:02:09 PM
And thus calculus thoroughly killed the Mario Bar.

Anyway, I just ate six chocolate covered cherries in a row and it feels like kittens are licking the back of my mouth.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 02, 2005, 09:32:29 PM
Heh. That's uwesome.

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on January 02, 2005, 11:25:38 PM
The only chocolate-related thing that would give me that feeling is filled with cherry and some sort of liquor or something...  maybe Cognac?

Speaking of cognac, my mother bought a bottle of it a while ago that has a black leopard molded on the glass.  She says I can have it when it's empty, because I collect weird glass bottles!  My collection includes two red bottles, a yellow one, and a blue one!  The blue one I found in a bush at a parking lot, turns out it was for vodka.  The yellow one was some sort of champagne.  The small red one was an old hand lotion bottle from the bathroom, and the larger red one I got for Christmas from Cost Plus World Market.  It had water from another country!  So there's another peice to the puzzle that is me.  I guess that makes me a puzzle.  Or just plain puzzled...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 03, 2005, 09:52:57 AM
Say, did anyone ever figure out if Ms. Mowz ; ) was a new person or an old person making a joke account?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 07, 2005, 10:02:31 AM
3000th post. Am I the third fourth person to make it this far? At any rate, Markio will soon be here.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Edited by - Lizard Dude on 1/7/2005 8:03:53 AM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on January 07, 2005, 08:44:07 PM
There's still 180 posts left to go for me.  Great job Lizard Dude, you've got panache!

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 07, 2005, 11:09:09 PM
The Super Mario 64 DS manual uses the word panache in the description of Luigi. Yes, you heard me right!

Thank you for teaching me that word, Markio. I have remembered it well and it has made my life better.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 08, 2005, 11:35:10 AM
Is it just me, or do [some] Mario games tend to use words that most people don't really know all that well? Like panache. 2 Examples (not in a game, but meh) I found in Nintendo's official SMRPG Player's Guide are "eschew" and "denizen". There's more examples in both the games and the guide, but I can't offhand come up with them.

I thought that "panache" was pain in the everywhere when I first read it. You know, ache = pain, pan- = all-encompassing. Panache.

~I.S.~
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 08, 2005, 01:12:48 PM
Yes, undoubtedly. I didn't know the meaning of a few words in Paper Mario: TTYD. In fact, whenever I come across a word I don't know, it's usually from a Mario game. Funny how this doesn't happen with the more "mature" games I play. And why are the games rated Mature the most immature? Any literary expert would say the humor in Paper Mario: TTYD was much more mature than the humor in, say, Duke Nukem or GTA or Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, et al.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 08, 2005, 07:39:45 PM
I wasn't sure what a "copse" or a "causeway" was until I looked them up after reading Mattimeo today.



I learned the word "panache" from Calvin & Hobbes. Also "naïf" and several others.



"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on January 08, 2005, 08:40:05 PM
I learned a lot of words from Calvin and Hobbes.  Panache, anthropomorphize... yeah, lots of words.

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 09, 2005, 07:43:54 PM
Also, transmogrify. :D

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on January 09, 2005, 08:21:43 PM
If you're as big a fan of Calvin and Hobbes and Fight Club as I am, you should read The Return of Hobbes (Rated M for strong language and suggestive themes).


Edit: Waluigison forgot to check the HTML box.

Edited by - Luigison on 1/9/2005 6:26:10 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on January 09, 2005, 09:21:03 PM
Lizard Dude, Luigison, Sapphira, and Chupperson Weird.

Does anyone else have over 3000 posts?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on January 09, 2005, 10:26:42 PM
That Calvin and Hobbes/Fight Club thing is very weird.  Although it is pretty satisfying to know that Moe got cancer.  He was so mean to Calvin!  That sounds cruel, maybe he didn't deserve it.  But he was mean.

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on February 04, 2005, 01:58:32 AM
"Orwendel may or may not hast the cree Locks, with thus being the wonchlin master of bruel."



The forums have the feeling of a ghost town right now. What a shame. I'll be posting tomorrow and/or on Saturday in some more important topics, and I think I might even pry open my inbox that has been sealed shut by gooey dust of the ages.



My profile has received a much-needed update.



"Some of course think that Sir Greefondligunke ran off with it again, but in fact their mistaken situation is so dire that the giant axe of life is cleaving their property into shards of lead."



“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”

Edited by - wAtOaD on 2/4/2005 12:05:42 AM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 04, 2005, 03:04:35 AM
Weirdest. Profile. Ever.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 04, 2005, 08:45:31 PM
Weirdest. Profile. Ever.

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on February 04, 2005, 09:10:43 PM
Weirdest. Profile. Ever.

“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on February 04, 2005, 11:12:33 PM
Weirdest. Profile. Ever.

....Hmm, someone really needs to fix that echo in here.

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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarioBros on February 05, 2005, 02:53:05 AM

Coolest. Postcount. Ever.





Except maybe for 1337. But that's coming later.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 05, 2005, 09:19:31 PM
Eleetist?

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on February 06, 2005, 12:13:24 AM
Yep. :D There's not a whole lot you can write with just numbers. I also came up with "Babelost" and "Leetslob," but the former doesn't make any sense, and the latter didn't seem as good a choice as what I ended up going with.

“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on February 16, 2005, 01:01:43 PM

Coolest. Postcount. Ever.

Again.





“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on February 16, 2005, 05:07:13 PM
The square root of this page number is 13.

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on February 16, 2005, 06:09:05 PM
And that last post from me (my 1337th post) is the 2525th post in this topic.

“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on February 16, 2005, 06:45:31 PM
...And this is my post #1313...

Freaky.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on February 17, 2005, 11:54:38 AM
That means you have #1337 comin' soon, too. Be on the 10&#216;&#124;&lt;&#248;&cup;7!



“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.”

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on February 17, 2005, 10:01:41 PM
...I'll make it a point to double-post through that number.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: smfan1085 on February 19, 2005, 10:11:45 PM
*LOL* That 1337 stuff really cracks me up. I wish I knew how to actually make words like that.

By the way, what exactly does 1337 mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on February 19, 2005, 10:46:14 PM
It doesn't mean anything in itself, it's like hamma lamma ding-dong, or yvan eht nioj.  Excuse me, I have the sudden urge to enlist in the navy...

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 20, 2005, 12:26:36 AM
1337 means leet, which is a slanged version of "elite."

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: GiftedGirl on February 20, 2005, 12:51:13 PM
hihihihihihihihihihihihi

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"I''m singing to a monster in midair! I''m singing to a monster in midair!" -Sheen in Jimmy Neutron: Attack of the Twonkies
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 20, 2005, 02:07:50 PM
I'm very excited, because look what one of my friends got for his birthday: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/Duthek/ddr.jpg



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on February 20, 2005, 04:28:38 PM
Whoa, fancy. The real deal! Err, real equipment, anyway. I don't know if it was a great deal or not.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on February 20, 2005, 05:26:23 PM
How would you wrap a Dance Revolution?

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on February 20, 2005, 08:31:07 PM
Neato.

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on March 08, 2005, 12:15:18 PM
People who question Apple or hate Macs would have had a ball in my Japanese class this morning. The instructor is a Mac user, but although she is a very nice American who really knows her Japanese, she seems to be a bit inept with computers. Even Apple's ease-of-use philosophy cannot abate her minor havoc-wreaking, and she runs into many troubles when giving her computer-run presentations in class. Incidentally 90–100% of her problems occur within either Microsoft Word or Microsoft PowerPoint, but I won't go into that aspect.

Today she was telling us about how she had to reboot her PowerBook four times this morning, and she even did so once during class. With all of her "Now this isn't working" remarks and her Mac-operating shortcomings, she made Macs look like embarrassingly awful computers. I was embarrassed sitting there, to be very honest.

Even though UW has an unusually large population of Mac users, I'm sure that the majority still stands by Microsoft, and there were certainly some softened jeers as my instructor unwittingly assaulted the Mac image. It was bad.

A guy sitting near me said, half to himself, "That's because Macs suck!" as his iPod lay on the table in front of him staring innocently at the ceiling.

That was too much for me. "But you're using a Mac!" I said as I pointed to the iPod.

"Well . . . it's an iPod," was his response with a shrug.

I became indignant at that and ended the conversation because I knew that it would never go anywhere. Although a Mac is computer and an iPod is a music player, my point was quite clear. Both are Apple hardware running Apple software, which is exactly the combination of things that he was meaning to insult. There seemed to me to be just too much contradiction to justify his calling out insults.

We all hold contradictions, I guess, so I really have no right to point out this guy's in particular. For some reason the disputes over computer/gaming companies just matter to me a lot. The closest thing I have to a contradiction in that area (of which I'm aware) is not caring for the PlayStation while still liking Sony as a company. All I really dislike about the PSX/2 hardware is the controller design—otherwise it's just the nasty GTA and other games that make me squirm. And I don't think Sony is responsible for making those.

I do strongly dislike Xbox, but that stems from my distaste for the company that created it. So I don't really see a contradiction there, either. In all these debates over computers and gaming consoles and whatnot, since I am involved in them to some extent, I try to be consistent. But it's all so dumb, anyway, that I'm not sure it makes any difference.

The only comfort I can find in all of this is that none of it actually matters. Thank goodness.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on March 08, 2005, 12:39:50 PM
I find it funny that people talk about computers on a computer.  It's like calling someone and saying, "This phone has great roaming abilities!  What phone are you on?"

I don't have an ipod, or know why people want them.  The radio has plenty of songs, and if you want to listen to your favorite band, you can play a CD.  If you only like one of their songs, you can download that one song with other favorites onto blank CDs.  If you really feel the need to listen to 180 songs while you're somewhere else, then that's the only reason I can think of having an ipod, which sounds pretty weird, I must say.

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on March 08, 2005, 02:31:30 PM
I cracked up at that one, Markio. ;)

I own an iPod myself, and it's just great. Although I would never want to try to listen to 180 songs while riding on the bus for an hour, it's really nice to have over 1800 songs to choose from at any time during that ride. So no matter what I feel like listening to, it's right there, and I can listen to it. Taking all 200 or so of my CDs along with me would not be practical.

It's also really nice not to have to change CDs when one ends. It's just a constant stream of music I like, as if it were my own radio station without ads or announcements (i.e. without interruptions). As convenient as CDs are, I have found my iPod to be a good three times more convenient, if that's quantifiable.

My main reason for having an iPod, though, is that it displays the track, album, and composer/artist names as I'm listening to my music, as well as the elapsed and remaining track times—all of which are important to me. Before I had to refer to lists on paper if I wanted to know what I was listening to, and that was kind of a pain.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 08, 2005, 02:43:59 PM
Incidentally 90–100% of her problems occur within either Microsoft Word or Microsoft PowerPoint, but I won't go into that aspect.


If she's just giving presentations, what else would you see her using in class?



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on March 08, 2005, 03:04:00 PM
True, iPods have their advantages, but i don't ride in a bus for an hour or have moments when I can just sit and listen to music.  I guess I'd rather read a book.  It sure is annoying when people look at me like I'm an idiot because I don't have one, though.  Then again, I don't like the "what's this weirdo's deal?" look either... maybe that's why I go a message board.

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on March 08, 2005, 03:10:56 PM
I would very much like to see her using this instead:



"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on March 08, 2005, 05:28:15 PM
I don't understand your sig, Watoad.  It makes too much sense.

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on March 08, 2005, 06:04:14 PM
^_^

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 08, 2005, 08:39:06 PM
A podium?

Comments:
I don't understand the iPod craze, and I don't understand why people feel compelled to own one.

If you know how to use any software properly, it will work for you.

"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 08, 2005, 09:36:18 PM
This is the reason for the iPod craze, Chup.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on March 08, 2005, 11:04:06 PM
*wonders if people even read what he takes the time to type*

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 09, 2005, 01:55:34 AM
Markio does, he even read the sig. :P

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on March 09, 2005, 02:16:46 AM
Yeah, Markio's a pretty cool guy, isn't he?

Markio, you are now on my special list. ~_^

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on March 09, 2005, 06:35:39 PM
I know I'm getting around when I'm equally grateful and scared of someone.

Lizard Dude, for a second I thought you meant the iPod craze was over whether Napoleon Dynamite or the Robin Williams robot from that movie could dance better, but that was just the advertisement(Napoleon at 68%, yeah!).

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch

Edited by - Markio on 3/9/2005 4:36:19 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 09, 2005, 07:44:29 PM
I went birthday shopping today and bought a Mario KLIK and WarCraft II: Battle.net Edition for a grand total of $6.28. Because you can never have enough WarCraft II's.





“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Edited by - Lizard Dude on 3/9/2005 6:22:17 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on March 22, 2005, 03:25:30 AM
I was reading a post linked to in the chat room, and I felt compelled to say this: I am so grateful that these forums do not have a built-in quoting function. Such a thing would destroy this place.



"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 22, 2005, 03:39:33 AM
> I was reading a post linked to in the chat room, and I felt compelled to say this: I am so grateful that these forums do not have a built-in quoting function. Such a thing would destroy this place.


Yeah.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on March 25, 2005, 08:05:44 PM
>> I was reading a post linked to in the chat room, and I felt compelled to say this: I am so grateful that these forums do not have a built-in quoting function. Such a thing would destroy this place.



>Yeah.



I totally agree.



"Don’t look into car headlights and freeze, because you might get run over or shot."

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 3/25/2005 6:06:17 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on April 02, 2005, 09:43:34 PM
>>> I was reading a post linked to in the chat room, and I felt compelled to say this: I am so grateful that these forums do not have a built-in quoting function. Such a thing would destroy this place.



>> Yeah.



> I totally agree.



Whoa, I never noticed your replies! Thanks for the support! ;P




I came in here to report some shopping that I did today. Unlike Lizard Dude, though, today is nowhere near my birthday, and I spent a lot more than $6.28.



First of all, I made the half-mistake, half-score of finally buying G.S.M. Nintendo 2 &ndash; Game Boy Music. I've been waiting for this album to show up on eBay for about three years now (yes, since before I even registered at these forums), and now that it finally did, I didn't feel I could pass up the opportunity. Unfortunately, it came at great cost, as you can see, and I feel kind of guilty about that in this time when I'm not supposed to be spending any money. Perhaps I felt justified in buying it because I've been waiting for this album since before I started studying Japanese, before I wanted to go to Japan, before I wanted to attend a game music concert, and before I  met any of you. But really&mdash;does any of that matter? Probably not. :&#124;



The other shopping I did today I thankfully did not have to pay for myself. I was in need of some new clothes, so I went to the oh-so-fun mall with my parents to attempt to find some. I'm one of those people who absolutely dreads clothes shopping, and it usually takes between just 1&frac12; and 3 seconds after entering a clothing store before the desire to leave wells up inside of me to bursting. Without the emotional and financial support of my parents, I would probably stop buying clothes forever. :D



Today was a little different than usual, however. After finding almost nothing at The Bon March&eacute;/Bon-Macy's/&#9733; Macy*s, we went to JCPenney. Astoundingly, they actually had some stuff that I wanted&mdash;so much so that I got a little excited and ran around the store looking for more. I've never seen such cool stuff in a regular old clothing store before (not that I like the weird clothing stores any better)! When warm times come around again, I'll be able to do the impossible and wear non-blank T-shirts without advertising dumb clothing companies that I don't care about. Wahoo!
















I saved the best for last. Is that cool or what?!






"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 02, 2005, 10:28:30 PM
>>>> I was reading a post linked to in the chat room, and I felt compelled to say this: I am so grateful that these forums do not have a built-in quoting function. Such a thing would destroy this place.



>>> Yeah.



>> I totally agree.



> Whoa, I never noticed your replies! Thanks for the support! ;P



Wow.  We should all start quoting like this.  It will be so awesome to have to scroll all the way to the bottom of a page to see the new message.  We should also start using more things like BTW, OMG, IMHO, and make a few up just for fun.  



BTW, I bought several Nintendo clothing products from my local JCPenny before Christmas.  I bought a large red hoodie that had the Nintendo logo on the front.  The hood was too small for me so that when I wore it I looked like that kid from south park.  So, I gave it to my wife and bought a larger size.  The hood was still small like the other one.  I also bought several Nintendo t-shirts.  I don't remember which I purchased when or where, but I now have:


- white w/ red collar and sleeve heems and Mario holding a large mushroom up

- a bright green old school Zelda shirt with Link on the front

- a darker green Zelda shirt

- a Double-Dash shirt with nothing on the front (I forget what's on the back because I loaned it to another teacher and haven't got it back yet)

- the red hoodie I mentioned earlier

- a reflective black and silver/gray Nintendo DS v-neck shirt

- and some other shirt that I can't think of at the moment


I don't have any cool pictures of me in any of the clothing like Watoad posted.  Maybe a picture of me like the South Park guy (Kenny?) would be cool.

Edit: Added a return.

Edited by - Luigison on 4/2/2005 8:38:07 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on April 02, 2005, 11:02:28 PM
Watoad, I am so jealous of your face, except your mandibles and brow line.

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on April 02, 2005, 11:17:20 PM
>>>>> I was reading a post linked to in the chat room, and I felt compelled to say this: I am so grateful that these forums do not have a built-in quoting function. Such a thing would destroy this place.



>>>> Yeah.



>>> I totally agree.



>> Whoa, I never noticed your replies! Thanks for the support! ;P



> Wow. We should all start quoting like this. It will be so awesome to have to scroll all the way to the bottom of a page to see the new message. We should also start using more things like BTW, OMG, IMHO, and make a few up just for fun. &lt;/sarcasm>



BTW, I bought several Nintendo clothing products from my local JCPenny before Christmas. I bought a large red hoodie that had the Nintendo logo on the front. The hood was too small for me so that when I wore it I looked like that kid from south park. So, I gave it to my wife and bought a larger size. The hood was still small like the other one. I also bought several Nintendo t-shirts. I don't remember which I purchased when or where, but I now have:



- white w/ red collar and sleeve heems and Mario holding a large mushroom up

- a bright green old school Zelda shirt with Link on the front

- a darker green Zelda shirt

- a Double-Dash shirt with nothing on the front (I forget what's on the back because I loaned it to another teacher and haven't got it back yet)

- the red hoodie I mentioned earlier

- a reflective black and silver/gray Nintendo DS v-neck shirt

- and some other shirt that I can't think of at the moment



I don't have any cool pictures of me in any of the clothing like Watoad posted. Maybe a picture of me like the South Park guy (Kenny?) would be cool.



Edit: Added a return.




Yes, you totally should, Luigison! The only pic we have of you is this:







It's about time you gave us something a little more recent, don't you think? ;)



> Watoad, I am so jealous of your face, except your mandibles and brow line.



Um, thanks?



"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 03, 2005, 01:33:35 AM
> Watoad, I am so jealous of your face, except your mandibles and brow line.


Wahahaha! Best compliment I've ever seen.



“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on April 03, 2005, 01:54:40 PM
I still don't get it. Maybe that's what I get for not being on my own special list.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 03, 2005, 02:06:32 PM
That doesn't leave much.




Edit:  Actually there is some of the lower brow and upper mandible in that image.  I should cut it down some more, but you get the "picture".

Edited by - Luigison on 4/3/2005 1:15:13 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on April 03, 2005, 03:11:10 PM
Watoad, where do you get all those fantastically awesome shirts?  I know a friend who has the one of Mario and Luigi running from the bob omb.
EDIT:  I just read your post again.  JC Penney, huh?
I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!

Edited by - Jman on 4/3/2005 2:13:42 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on April 03, 2005, 07:16:23 PM
Ah, I get it, Luigison. Thanks for the sweet visual explanation! I look really nice in it. Nice ’n’ ugly! XP

I saved that small, bitmap portion of my face to my hard drive. It's just so weird. So ugly. So cool . . .

Basically, then, Markio really likes my nose. Yay! I guess all that WarioWare: Touched! payed off—not that I was sticking the styli up my nose, but that the game has an indisputable authority in nasalogistics.

Yep, Jman, I was surprised, too. Previously the only store in which I had seen Mario clothing was Hot Topic, the threshold of which I don't particularly enjoy crossing. Even better, though, is that the shirts were on buy-one-get-one-free sale.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on April 03, 2005, 10:55:32 PM
Say, Watoad, I have that t-shirt with the Bob-omb chasing the brothers.



I was in Seattle yesterday, if you hadn't heard already. I visited the Boeing Museum of Flight and went sight-seeing before going to an Embassy Suites. I love Embassy Suites, and this one had the best type of chocolate milk at their breakfast! Colfax! It's the best. Unfortuately, their pool stunk and I read Destination: Void for the majority of the time I was there.



The museum of flight was great. I'll have a Unmotion Picture about it soon, and curious people will find that I have the lead roll in it. The only other person seen a lot is my odd, loud, and Napoleonish brother. He doesn't look too much like me.



"What? A half-gallon already?"

Edited by - Suffix on 4/3/2005 9:59:15 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on April 04, 2005, 11:55:03 PM
Cool. Did you find it at the same store?

What?! You were in Seattle on Saturday?! Why didn't you tell me? (If you had, then I would have heard. :P) Saturday is actually the only day I wasn't in Seattle, as you can see from the Saturday-shot pics of me wearing Mario shirts in a kitchen that is not in Seattle. But oh well.

The weird thing is that you and/or I may have gone past each other on I-5 somewhere in the course of your trip. At one point I may have been within a few miles or even a few yards of another Fungi Forums member. Weird!!

When did you come up and go back down? I'm curious to know roughly how close we got to each other.

My family has been to that museum, but I didn't (get to) go for some reason that I don't remember. I have stayed in an Embassy Suites before, though, and I would agree that they're a lot of fun. Maybe even my favorite hotel chain so far.

*looks forward to Unmotion Picture*

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 05, 2005, 07:02:39 PM
My DVD cam requires a disc to be finalized to get the pics onto my computer(I'm not going to use a whole DVD for a few pics), and I couldn't get my camera phone connection to the new computer to work, so here are some slightly older pictures from my phone:


Bros. Sign


I couldn't find a pic of my hand for the "Take a picture of your hand" thread, so here's a pic of my bros hand.  He didn't want the picture taken and may be showing me a sign to say so.


Python


I had one of my students wear my "special hat" and pose "lookin' in a bag" for this one.  Notice the "dead" guy.


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My cat, Panda likes most high places.  Since he's fall about a month ago he doen't get up there anymore.  He still walks all over the neighborhood across peoples roofs.


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Here's a pic of some guy with three less teeth.  Notice what's in his hands.  There's also my other cat, Cali, who hates high places, noise, movement, cars, most people, etc.  She likes being in mine or my wife's lap otherwise she mostly stays on the bed.  She does't go out much since she had been missing for over a month from our old house.


I'll try to take some better pics of "me and my hand" later.


EDIT: he's -> his

Edited by - Luigison on 4/5/2005 6:11:44 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on April 05, 2005, 07:34:00 PM
Luigison, if the dude in that neat last pic is really you, then you have a cool hairstyle.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 05, 2005, 07:41:31 PM
That's an "I woke up feeling like <insert foul image here> and didn't wash my hair or shave" style.  I didn't feel very "cool" that day.  I normally have some pretty bad cow-licks, but that day I felt more like the dirt the cows <insert foul image here> upon.

If it looks like a duck...

Edited by - Luigison on 4/5/2005 6:44:11 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on April 05, 2005, 08:04:41 PM
Watoad, the Unmotion Picture is complete and uploaded! Courtesy link provided for your ease of travel.


Edited by - Suffix on 4/5/2005 7:06:42 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Stumper on April 05, 2005, 08:27:22 PM
*walks in* Hi.  I'm an idiotic noob.  Don't kill me.  *slips on tiles and dies*

No sig ideas...yet.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on April 05, 2005, 10:45:32 PM
Well, don't kill yourself about it! Relax and enjoy the Unmotion Pictures.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 05, 2005, 10:54:03 PM
w00t! A modern Luigison pic. He ditched the mullet.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Stumper on April 06, 2005, 03:01:25 PM
All right, FINE!  If you insist.  *stops accent (or is it decent :( ... ) and returns to body, gets up* Oofa.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on April 13, 2005, 02:56:21 PM
Ah! Forgot to watch the UP! >_&lt;



For the probably few who don't already know about it, this is cool.



"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 13, 2005, 05:32:55 PM
Wow!  I never saw that.  The first minute and fifteen seconds was awesome.  The thing probably is, but thats all I could watch so far.  I tried to get the other teahcer to do a video game them or at least a single skit for mock rock the past two years, but no dice.  Now I'm going to ride my bike home from the airport, but I'll watch the rest later.  I'll make a WarioWare DS high score thread later tonight if I have time.  I'm interested in seeing your scores so far.  I have gold crowns on all but three characters.  Later.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on April 13, 2005, 07:14:37 PM
I've always wanted to do a thing like that (the acapella mario thing, I mean).  What game was it from when they were all ducking and coming back over and over?  I'm guessing it was Ice Climbers, but I wouldn't know.

“You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view.” -Atticus Finch
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 13, 2005, 07:34:21 PM
Tetris

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on May 13, 2005, 01:58:52 AM
Bump.

Ugh!! What is this horrible thing on the bottom of my post??
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Koopa Kid on May 24, 2005, 11:19:56 AM
Get me super soda please.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Koopa Kid on May 24, 2005, 11:24:50 AM
They should make a Peach video game for girl mario fans.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Screech on May 24, 2005, 01:44:06 PM
Haven't you heard...?

"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

Edited by - Screech on 5/24/2005 12:44:37 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PeteyPiranha on May 25, 2005, 05:22:04 PM
yeah Super Princess Peach for the DS makes Peach look like Mary Poppins with her talking umbrella. Chim-chim-chimney to that!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on May 25, 2005, 09:57:44 PM
My last day of school is tomorrow!  I can't believe it!  School's out for summer!

I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Latias Dita on May 26, 2005, 10:47:16 PM
Better late than never I suppose. I'll have some Fresh Juice please.

Super Princess Peach. I'm actually interested in this game XD.

 Random Anime Quote:
" They''ve drawn us awful carelessly."--Osaru (I think), Jubei-Chan episode 5.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on May 26, 2005, 10:55:17 PM
I interested in it too, but didn't see it at E3.  I think NSMB was the best game at E3, but I am admitably biased.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 27, 2005, 11:03:59 PM
I don't think they had Super Princess Peach at E3.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on May 28, 2005, 10:43:10 AM
That's a good point. I wonder why it wasn't.

"All this guy ever does is eat, sleep, say stuff, DDR, and wear glasses."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on May 28, 2005, 07:34:27 PM
I sure hope they aren't changing their minds and cancelling it.  That would be terribibble.  Oh hey everybody!  This is my first post here (I think).  I wonder why I haven't come here before.  This place is very interesting. *stares at all of the fancy decorations that don't exist*  I would like to go back and read every single page just to feel caught up with everything but there's no way I could.

So, LD, E3 went pretty well, huh?  Did you like DDR: Mario Mix?  I've been looking forward to that for awhile and hope to buy it for Christmas if it comes out before then.  The thing that appeals to me most about it is danding to remixes of classic Mario songs but losing weight is another great bonus (even though my parents say I don't need to lose weight).  And also I've never played a single DDR game before and that's why I really want this.  Does you have to be in good shape to dance through a lot of songs or can anybody do it?  I don't want to get tired just after a few songs.

Oh right, drinks.  Uh... I'll have one of everything that isn't alcoholic.  Do you take imaginary Lizard Dude dollars?

"Do you got a mullet goin’ on?"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on May 28, 2005, 07:51:48 PM
If you're going to read through this all, don't go to page 144...

Thank you for visting my world, come again ... Now entering reality, welcome back.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Screech on May 29, 2005, 06:42:30 AM
I locked myself away from the rest of the world and refused to eat or sleep until I read though this whole thing, once.
I lost my childhood.

"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on May 29, 2005, 06:29:39 PM
Here's drections to something I find quite entertaining:

1-Go to www.prangstgrup.com
2-upon entering the website, go to the video archive
3-watch Reach! A lecture musical
4-watch A library musical

Don't worry, both are only about three minutes long.  This is what I want to do at school all the time!

Thank you for visting my world, come again ... Now entering reality, welcome back.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Latias Dita on May 30, 2005, 11:57:03 AM
I'm still debating with myself if I should get Mario DDR or not...Guess I'll make up my mind when it comes out. Personally out of all the Mario games I'm most exceited about Mario and Luigi 2. I love the first one and the time travling plot seems is Intriguing.

 Random Anime Quote:
" If you keep punching holes in the definition of death, you''re going to be dissected for real one of these days!"--Excel Excel. Excel Saga episode 12.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on June 06, 2005, 04:51:28 AM
The chat room was a fun place to be tonight, thanks mainly to our Australian friends. For anyone who wants to experience or relive the entertaining time, I'm providing a nice pastage of what transpired. And for those scared by the length of this chat and the amount of time that it would take to read, I don't blame you. Do as you like. That's sort of what the Mario Bar is all about.





*** Sapph-Zzz has quit (Quit: I&apos;M GONNA DIE WITH THIS SLEEP SCHEDULE! @_@)

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Poor Sapphira... :(

&lt;Watoad&gt; Yeah . . .

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; :o

&lt;Watoad&gt; What?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; You&apos;re still here Watoad? I thoought you were gone... like.. asleep

&lt;Watoad&gt; No. I&apos;m the reason Sapphira stayed up so late, actually. :/

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Oh...

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; But... if I may ask, why?

&lt;Watoad&gt; We were AIMing. Not sure what for, exactly. Or, wait . . . Oh, yeah. ;_; She hit her apple and split it in two clean halves, but I hit the boy upon whose head my apple was sitting. What a tragedy.

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&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Oh... I see...

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I gotta pity Sapphira a bit. How the heck does she stay up that late? or anyone for that matter?

&lt;Watoad&gt; In the U.S. it&apos;s called a PUN (Punishable Under Napalm), but I don&apos;t know what you would call it in Australia.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Punishable Under Napalm??? O_o

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Isn&apos;t Napalm like... flammable gas?

&lt;Watoad&gt; I think so, yeah.

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&lt;Watoad&gt; I love acronyms. Sorry.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; It&apos;s OK :)

&lt;Watoad&gt; Well, and PUNs sometimes, too. Heheh.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; heh, good pun/ :P

&lt;Watoad&gt; Thanks. :P

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Many people are so right.... you ARE a legend.

&lt;Watoad&gt; What on Earth are ye talkin&apos; abute?

* Watoad scratches chin

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Really? how?Oh yeahAbout how there isn&apos;t oneWelcome new.Quick question...You&apos;re still heh

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; What the???

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; That is like.... weird... O_O

&lt;Watoad&gt; I&apos;m intensely confused at the moment.

&lt;Watoad&gt; Just so you know.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; As am I

&lt;Watoad&gt; Well, we should be best friends then. The Super Confused Bros.!

&lt;Watoad&gt; *, then

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; heh... perahps so. :P

&lt;Watoad&gt; Have you ever played a Mario Bros. game before?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Of course. :P

&lt;Watoad&gt; Which one?

* Toadsiliwraith thinks of all the games...

&lt;Ervo&gt; does anyone have a picture of that mario kart stylus

&lt;Watoad&gt; I have for of them.

&lt;Watoad&gt; I mean, of the styluses. Not pictures.

&lt;Watoad&gt; Er . . . styli, I guess.

&lt;Ervo&gt; :(

&lt;Watoad&gt; Do you need one?

&lt;Ervo&gt; yeah

&lt;Watoad&gt; Just a sec.

&lt;Ervo&gt; ok

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Lucky people.... &not;_&not;

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; You get all the merchindise...

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Well... Japan gets the most... but the US gets FAR more than what we&apos;ll ever get

&lt;Watoad&gt; No, not merchandise. They were free.

&lt;Ervo&gt; tou mean europe

&lt;Ervo&gt; *you

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; No... Australia

&lt;Watoad&gt; Australia, I think, is what he means.

&lt;Watoad&gt; You beat me.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; :P

&lt;Watoad&gt; Will this work, Ervo?

&lt;Watoad&gt; http://i22.ebayimg.com/01/i/04/37/46/5c_1_b.JPG

&lt;Ervo&gt; i dont have much super mario merchandise

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; me neither.. except a bit...

&lt;Watoad&gt; I have a keychain.

&lt;Watoad&gt; I think that&apos;s about it.

&lt;Ervo&gt; yeah,thanks watoad!!

&lt;Watoad&gt; Well, and T-shirts.

&lt;Watoad&gt; You&apos;re welcome, dude with a cool name!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; A Mario PEZ holder, two plushies, four chains, and 5 MG:TT t-shirts

&lt;Watoad&gt; Actually, you both have cool names.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Mine came to me in a dream... :[

&lt;Watoad&gt; You have FIVE??!!!

&lt;Watoad&gt; Are you serious?!!

&lt;Watoad&gt; Wah! Crazinoids!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I won them in the Australian MG:TT competition

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&lt;Ervo&gt; i have a super mario sunshine t-shirt,couple toys and a poster

&lt;King_Boo&gt; omfg

&lt;Watoad&gt; Ervo is similar to my real name, and Toadsiliwraith is similar to my other real name.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; yay

&lt;King_Boo&gt; talkers

&lt;Watoad&gt; Hey, don&apos;t say that, man.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Thatam I... t ros (very brei2,MWLuckYoNoA four keychakeychaintralianTT:P

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I placed 6th in the nation :P

&lt;Ervo&gt; Watoad what is your name?

&lt;Watoad&gt; Errol.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; f as in fish, sir.

&lt;Watoad&gt; HEHEH!!! Okay.

&lt;Watoad&gt; Sort of.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Hmmm... you were right KB. Watoad&apos;s a legend. :)

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I had a Yoshi&apos;s Story t-shirt once

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Am I ever wrong?

&lt;Watoad&gt; What is it with this legend nonsense?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; My bro still has our YS t-shrit

&lt;Watoad&gt; Did you eat too many cheese bagels before you went to bed last night or something?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Nah...

&lt;King_Boo&gt; is it white?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; y bro still

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; GAH!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I&apos;m quitting and restarting the program...

&lt;Ervo&gt; does anybody know where i can download that super mario level for hal life?

*** Toadsiliwraith has quit (Quit: And with that...... POW! I&apos;m gone!)

&lt;Ervo&gt; *half life

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&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; MUCH better

&lt;Watoad&gt; I once played a SM64 level in Quake III. It was so neat!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; there&apos;s an smb level for half-life?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; hah

&lt;Watoad&gt; *an

&lt;King_Boo&gt; that&apos;s cool

&lt;Watoad&gt; It even had SMRPG music!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; That would be cool

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Too bad SMRPG never came out here

&lt;Watoad&gt; I wonder if my brother or I still have it anywhere . . . Well, even if we don&apos;t, I&apos;m sure that MEGA&szlig;&yen;TE does. Heheh.

&lt;Watoad&gt; Really?

&lt;Watoad&gt; Bummer!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; No PAL version was made

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Or AUS PAL for that matter

&lt;Watoad&gt; Sounds like your branch of Nintendo might be even worse than ours. That&apos;s too bad.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Yours?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; We ENVY your Nintendo

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Nintendo is sorta.... low on the popularity here too :(

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Not a day goes by where I don&apos;t get payed out at school for owning a GameCube....

&lt;Watoad&gt; Oh. Well, I just compare ours to Japan&apos;s, I guess. They seem to have the best iteration.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Obviously. :P

&lt;Ervo&gt; i dont own a gamecube...

&lt;Watoad&gt; Really? It&apos;s that bad?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; You can play smrpg on PAL if you have one of those cartridges

&lt;King_Boo&gt; that are white

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Yeah.... but....

&lt;Watoad&gt; You&apos;re persecuted for the video games you play?!

&lt;Watoad&gt; Man!!!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Indeed I am

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; It&apos;s all XBOX and PS2

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I am too but who cares

&lt;King_Boo&gt; It is

&lt;Watoad&gt; I&apos;m not even persecuted for being a Christian!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; heh

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; If you don&apos;t have one of them.... you&apos;re mocked

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I have an Xbox...

&lt;Watoad&gt; I need to leave this country. Life is too dang easy here.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; heh

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Well, to you I say G&apos;Day mate

&lt;King_Boo&gt; ....stereotype

&lt;Watoad&gt; I love that word, &quot;mate.&quot; You&apos;re the legend. I have to fake it to use that one.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; G&apos;Day is a common word :P

&lt;Watoad&gt; And &quot;G&apos;Day,&quot; too.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; common phrase XD

&lt;Watoad&gt; So cool.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; not word XD

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Indeed :P

&lt;Watoad&gt; Oh.

&lt;Watoad&gt; Well, still, I love Australia speech.

&lt;Watoad&gt; Err . . . Australian accents.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I hear American girls like it, too

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; :o

&lt;Watoad&gt; And the phrases you use

&lt;Watoad&gt; .

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; O_o

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; o_O

&lt;Watoad&gt; I wouldn&apos;t know.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; We could make it big, Toadsiliwraith

&lt;Watoad&gt; Sorry.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; with our accents

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Indeed :P

* Watoad laughs in spite of himself again

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; It&apos;s OK Watoad. :)

&lt;Watoad&gt; How far are you guys from each other?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Umm...

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; About 50 KM.. maybe less

&lt;King_Boo&gt; under 100km

&lt;King_Boo&gt; not far

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; hang on....

* Toadsiliwraith gets out translator widget

&lt;Watoad&gt; You need to visit each other, take pictures, and post them in TMK Grand Event! Then you&apos;d be famous, too!!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; yes

&lt;King_Boo&gt; but then

&lt;Watoad&gt; You have Tiger?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I&apos;d have to be shared

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Indeed :)

&lt;Watoad&gt; Nice!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; between toadsi and his bro

&lt;Watoad&gt; I&apos;m still riding the black cat.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; hehehehehehe

* Watoad wants widgets

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; My dad is so kind to give me Tiger on my G4 Dome

&lt;Watoad&gt; G4 Dome?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; 50 KM = 31.06856

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; 50 KM = 31.06856 Miles

&lt;Watoad&gt; Oh, I see. In other words, walking distance.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I don&apos;t like calculating in miles...

&lt;King_Boo&gt; walking!?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; errr

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; O_o

&lt;Watoad&gt; Yeah, miles are dumb, I agree.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I agree...

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Maybe if I had a horse

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I could ride

&lt;Watoad&gt; Well, you could do it. I would, anyway, if it meant meeting another TMK member.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Or a Yoshi :)

&lt;Watoad&gt; Yeah!

&lt;Watoad&gt; Or do either of you have a bicycle?

&lt;Watoad&gt; *does

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Nope...

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I do

&lt;King_Boo&gt; but I&apos;d die

&lt;Watoad&gt; Then use that!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; :o

&lt;Watoad&gt; Yeah!

&lt;Watoad&gt; C&apos;mon, King Boo!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Or... Just use a Warp pipe :P

&lt;King_Boo&gt; errr

&lt;Watoad&gt; You guys have gotta meet like we did at E3!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; bah dum ching

&lt;Watoad&gt; Wouldn&apos;t that be cool?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Were you the tired one, Watoad?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Indeed it would

&lt;Watoad&gt; Which tired one? We were all tired.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; heh

&lt;King_Boo&gt; It was on WTMK

&lt;Watoad&gt; Oh. No, that was David Dayton.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Speaking oif WTMK, is that like... repeating itself ebvery hour?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; it was? ah

&lt;Watoad&gt; The only think I said was, &quot;But yer nnooooot!!&quot;

&lt;Watoad&gt; *thing

&lt;Watoad&gt; That was at the end.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Awesome line. :)

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Better than me...

&lt;Watoad&gt; Heheheh. Thanks. I&apos;m flattered (because I didn&apos;t think it was so great).

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Well... you went to E3

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Toadsiliwraith and I could do something like that

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; My friend went to E3

&lt;Watoad&gt; Yeah! Do it! Do it! Do it!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; But never people like is

&lt;King_Boo&gt; but then people would be like &quot;who are these crazy foreigners??&quot;

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Yeah &not;_&not;

&lt;King_Boo&gt; LuigiUser?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I vote the first person to say that as.......

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I get him and MetalLuigi mixed

* Toadsiliwraith notices he&apos;s still here...

&lt;Watoad&gt; Man, all the way from Australia to E3. I dunno if I could to that. Must be expensive.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; But yes, it was LuigiUser KB

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I guess

&lt;King_Boo&gt; thought so

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; But still, he was kind enough to give me a picture of the Princess peach image made of lights ^_^

&lt;Watoad&gt; Is LuigiUser KB a TMK dude?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I was talking to our sister today

&lt;King_Boo&gt; hahahahaha

&lt;King_Boo&gt; no no

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; LuigiUser is another Mac user too Watoad.

&lt;Watoad&gt; Oh, cool.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; He was telling me, KB&lt; that it was LuigiUser

&lt;King_Boo&gt; *,

&lt;King_Boo&gt; He&apos;s from LPF

&lt;Watoad&gt; Oh. Duh!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Another forum I go to

&lt;Watoad&gt; And you call me a legend! Hahahahaaa!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; and where I met Toadsiliwraith

&lt;King_Boo&gt; hahahah

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; O_o

&lt;Watoad&gt; You two still need to meet.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; see...this is what chatrooms are all about

&lt;Watoad&gt; That would be fun for both of you.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; no fighting

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Yeah... meeting new people

&lt;King_Boo&gt; or randomness

&lt;Watoad&gt; You could have a squirt gun fight or something. And film it!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; just a chat like this

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; heh

&lt;King_Boo&gt; or

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I could show Toadsiliwraith how bad he is at games amd beat him XD

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; &lt;vid&gt; paper mario was awesome, even though it wasn&apos;t a RARE game...

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; vid was kicked by Chupperson &quot;AHHHHH! Stupid random comments&quot;

&lt;Ervo&gt; i dont own even n64

&lt;Watoad&gt; Yeah. You two should play multiplayer WarioWare: Touched! together.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I&apos;ll never forget that moment of randomness

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I don&apos;t have a DS yet :(

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; :&apos;(

&lt;King_Boo&gt; is that game worth getting?

&lt;Watoad&gt; Does King Boo?

&lt;Watoad&gt; Definitely.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; sorry, no

&lt;Watoad&gt; Oh, okay.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I shall try to get one for Xmas

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Same

&lt;King_Boo&gt; With SM64DS and Touched

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; When the online servers are up

&lt;Watoad&gt; Well, multiplayer Touched! requires only one DS.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; But I&apos;m currently focusing on my adventures in Azeroth

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; And I am still into PM TTYD

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Well, my adventures to come

&lt;Watoad&gt; WoW?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; And MPT :P

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Yeah

&lt;Watoad&gt; Do you play with Lizard Dude?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; i will when i get it

&lt;King_Boo&gt; end of june

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; :) hee hee

&lt;King_Boo&gt; birthday time

&lt;Watoad&gt; Oh, I see. Heheh.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; you should get it

&lt;Watoad&gt; Well, except that it would take up too much time.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; it would be good to all play

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Me? Meh.,..

&lt;King_Boo&gt; yeah

&lt;Watoad&gt; And I probably won&apos;t have much Internet access in a few days.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Too much money involved...

&lt;King_Boo&gt; but but

&lt;King_Boo&gt; we could kill things

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; For something I may barely play

&lt;King_Boo&gt; and say &quot;i font belive it!&quot;

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I have Warcraft II

&lt;Watoad&gt; King Boo, you just made me laugh.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I have Warcraft I

&lt;King_Boo&gt; very..ms-dos

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; &not;_&not;

&lt;Watoad&gt; I love WarCraft II!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I truely good game

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I love Warcraft III :(

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; *A

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; But.... i LOVE all mario games ^_^

&lt;King_Boo&gt; haha

&lt;King_Boo&gt; tauren are really cool

&lt;King_Boo&gt; on warcraft

&lt;Watoad&gt; I&apos;ve spent too many hours playing WCII and making maps for it. The only map editor I&apos;ve ever had. Well, except for StarCraft, probably, but I never played that.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; heh

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I play Diablo I and II

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I ove games by blizzard

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Ah yes....

&lt;King_Boo&gt; *love

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Blizzard are a good company

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Yeah

&lt;Watoad&gt; You and Lizard should make a TMK Blizzard fan club.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; One of the few 3rd party game makers I like

&lt;King_Boo&gt; except they suck when it comes to customer support :(

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Indeed

&lt;Watoad&gt; Really?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; maybe we should

&lt;Watoad&gt; Bummer.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Bungie is good.. depsite the overhype they get

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I liked Marathon better than Halo

&lt;Watoad&gt; I played Halo 2 once.

&lt;Watoad&gt; Never played Halo.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I have Halo 2

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Marathon is like... the king

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I used to play Halo PC multiplayer, until it just got too frustrating.

&lt;Ervo&gt; http://nintendotown.free.fr/testconsolas.wmv

&lt;Ervo&gt; have you seen this video?

&lt;Watoad&gt; The vehicles were fun. The game was . . . difficult for me to control. Or the controls were difficult to get used to, anyway.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; They do take a while to get used to

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I don&apos;t like Halo.. because it never stuck with the fans for me

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Marathon fans that is

&lt;Watoad&gt; GoldenEye 007 for the N64 had the best first-person shooter controls I&apos;ve ever encountered on a console.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; yeah

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I agree

&lt;King_Boo&gt; having that on 16 player would be really good

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; RARE was awesome.... or at least they used to be

&lt;Watoad&gt; Yeah.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Lol

&lt;King_Boo&gt; errr

&lt;King_Boo&gt; haha

&lt;Watoad&gt; You guys know yer stuff.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Now they suck...

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Really? I beg some people to think differently

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I don&apos;t like Banjo-Kazooie

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; That was good...

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Tooie was better

&lt;Watoad&gt; The is, though, 16-player GoldenEye would have like two frames per second.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; And this new Banjo-Pilot...pfft

&lt;Watoad&gt; *Thing is

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Yeah

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Yeah...

&lt;Watoad&gt; Tooie rocked!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I do believe it is time for a hot chocolate

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; heh

&lt;King_Boo&gt; with caramel

&lt;Watoad&gt; (Sorry, I&apos;m a tad slow in chat rooms.)

&lt;King_Boo&gt; You&apos;re not that slow

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; &gt;_&lt; Caramel is... iffy

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I agree

&lt;King_Boo&gt; heh, iffy

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Not like some others I know

&lt;Watoad&gt; Heheh. Thanks.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; It&apos;s like... &quot;EWWWWWWW&quot;

&lt;King_Boo&gt; It&apos;s caramely!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; And good

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Gross. G-R-O-S-S!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; :P

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I&apos;ll tell you what&apos;s gross?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Sorry... Goombella speaking. Can&apos;t help it

&lt;Watoad&gt; I hope some people come back and read through this chat. You two are great.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Burger King/Hungry Jack&apos;s

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; ...

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I know why it made me sick now

&lt;Watoad&gt; Hungry Jack&apos;s?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Better than McDonalds

&lt;King_Boo&gt; aussie name for burger ing

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Aussie version of Burger king

&lt;King_Boo&gt; *king

&lt;King_Boo&gt; anyway

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; HAHAHAHA!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; It made me sick because of the fat in it

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Meh...

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I couldn&apos;t take so much fat at once

&lt;Watoad&gt; And &quot;Aussie&quot; is the Australian name for &quot;Australian&quot;?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I do like unlimited soft drink refills

&lt;King_Boo&gt; yes

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I agree

&lt;Watoad&gt; Heh, okay.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Just abbriviated

&lt;Watoad&gt; I see.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; double cheeseburgers with bacon are good, though

&lt;Watoad&gt; Heheheheh.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; We Australians are a lazy breed.... abbreviating many things to suit our culture

&lt;King_Boo&gt; yep

&lt;King_Boo&gt; BUT

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Cooler = Esky :P

&lt;King_Boo&gt; we get no mario toys at burger king!!!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Yeah &not;_&not;

&lt;Watoad&gt; Every language is full of abbreviations as far as I know.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Yeah... except maybe Chinese/Japanese

&lt;Watoad&gt; No, Japanese is FULL of them.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; :o

&lt;King_Boo&gt; that&apos;s true

* Toadsiliwraith faints

&lt;King_Boo&gt; brb making hot chocolate

&lt;Watoad&gt; Oh, Toad, what IRC program are you using?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I find it very hard to believe with all those annoying charatcers

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; AthenaIRC 2.0

&lt;Watoad&gt; Okay, thanks.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; No probs

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I wanted to get MirvenaIRC... but...meh

&lt;Watoad&gt; With Chinese I have no idea, but I know for absolutely certain that Japanese has tons of abbreviations.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Hmm... I&apos;ll take your word on that

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Too bad IRC doesn&apos;t accept Japanese :P

&lt;Watoad&gt; Neither of those worked especially well for me. I&apos;m back with bad ol&apos; Conversationl

&lt;Watoad&gt; Yeah. No Unicode support.

&lt;Watoad&gt; Are you on the forums, Toad?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; AthenaIRC works fine for me

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Umm... no

&lt;Watoad&gt; Oh, okay.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; yeah... I think Megabyte asked the same thing...

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; No wait. LuigiSon did

&lt;Watoad&gt; Luigison.

&lt;Watoad&gt; If you ever join, then I can show you how to post Japanese there.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Sorry.... Used to LuigiUser

&lt;Watoad&gt; Heheh, it&apos;s okay.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Gah,..

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I shall be back soon

&lt;Watoad&gt; Your English is better than most people&apos;s, even by American standards.

*** Toadsiliwraith is now known as Toadsi&#124;Mythbusters

&lt;Watoad&gt; Wow, it&apos;s not getting earlier.

&lt;Watoad&gt; That&apos;s odd.

&lt;Watoad&gt; Maybe that means I should go to bed sometime.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Oh

&lt;King_Boo&gt; He remembered

&lt;King_Boo&gt; phew

&lt;Watoad&gt; Remembered what?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Mythbusters

&lt;King_Boo&gt; great show

&lt;Watoad&gt; Do you watch it?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Yeah

&lt;Watoad&gt; Are you watching it right now?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Yeah

&lt;Watoad&gt; Wow. I&apos;m impressed by people who can watch TV or play games while chatting online. Nice skills.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; It&apos;s sort of a craze at my school

&lt;King_Boo&gt; heh thanks

&lt;Watoad&gt; I can hardly sit down and talk at the same time.

&lt;Watoad&gt; :P

&lt;King_Boo&gt; But I&apos;m not playing games XD

&lt;King_Boo&gt; haha

&lt;Watoad&gt; What&apos;s the show about?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; myths being busted

&lt;King_Boo&gt; like right now

*** Toadsi&#124;Mythbusters is now known as Toadsiliwraith

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; tetsing jawbreakers

&lt;Watoad&gt; It&apos;s already over?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; they&apos;re trying to make a jawbreaker explode

&lt;Watoad&gt; That was short.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; And see if they can explode

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; No

&lt;King_Boo&gt; or, asplode if you prefer

&lt;Watoad&gt; HEHEHHEEE!!!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I am back and forth :P

&lt;Watoad&gt; I&apos;m jealous. I wanna watch.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; And I don&apos;t like posting under different nicks.... my post count doesn&apos;t increase :P

&lt;Watoad&gt; May I come over to one of your guys&apos; houses?

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Oh... sure. :)

* Toadsiliwraith gets a Warp pipe for Watoad

&lt;Watoad&gt; Nice! Thanks!

* Watoad falls in and waprs

* Watoad *warps

&lt;Watoad&gt; Wow, you&apos;re right, this show IS cool!!

*** Watoad is now known as WTD-mesmerized

&lt;King_Boo&gt; hah

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I told you

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Yeah, you&apos;ve always been right.

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; I was wrong to question you on the whole pink-is-out decision.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; hahaha

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; This show simply ROCKS . . .

&lt;King_Boo&gt; It will still be there in history...the real TMKers will always remember the pink.

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Wow, good point.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I&apos;m not saying you&apos;re not a real TMKer, Toadsiliwraith, but yeah

&lt;King_Boo&gt; errr

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Well, he needs to join the forms, and then he will be.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Toadsi, is Watoad really at your house???

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Except that his TV set is so cool, maybe we could make an exception.

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Yes, I am.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; :O

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Ride your bike on over, already!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; now comes to my house

&lt;King_Boo&gt; *come

* King_Boo rides his bike on over, already

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; He doesn&apos;t have a bike. I&apos;ll have to walk. It&apos;ll take me a few minutes.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Hey guys

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Oh, hey! Thanks for saving me the trip.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Americans must be fast walkers :o

*** Ervo has quit

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; No, Australians are fast bike riders and warp pipe providers.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I&apos;m not fast :o

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; How long is this show? I&apos;d be happy if it didn&apos;t end.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; one hour roughly

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Hmm. No sleep tonight!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; That&apos;s the spirit!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; heh

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; HEHEH!!!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; THEN

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; You guys are awesome without me

&lt;King_Boo&gt; in the morning

&lt;King_Boo&gt; we&apos;ll take Watoad to school

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; No, we&apos;re better with you.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; And now... the static Cannon

&lt;King_Boo&gt; and everyone will be like &quot;dude, it&apos;s Watoad&quot;

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Yeah! I wanna go to school with you!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I meant... you can keep on going and all

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; That&apos;s what I meant by awesome

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; That&apos;s one cool-looking static cannon, I&apos;ve gotta say.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Yeah...

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; :P

&lt;n-fani&gt; Why does Chup think B should accelerate in Mario Kart DS @_@

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Thanks for having me over, Toad. This is so much fun!

&lt;n-fani&gt; Doesn&apos;t A accelerate in all mario karts?

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Yes.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; which is closer to the screen? B or A?

&lt;n-fani&gt; Well, B in super mario kart

&lt;King_Boo&gt; (closer button)

&lt;n-fani&gt; But it&apos;s placed where a is in other consoles

&lt;n-fani&gt; yeah

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; A = Accelerate; B = Brake. The letters match, anyway.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Yeah

&lt;n-fani&gt; wow

&lt;n-fani&gt; I never thought of that

&lt;n-fani&gt; :P

* King_Boo raises his hand

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Toadsiliwraith would get that XD

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Actually, I know only about MK64 and Mythbusters. Nothing else.

&lt;n-fani&gt; I need to go carry some stuff-&gt;

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Stuff carry!

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; heh

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; I don&apos;t know why Chup would think that... but anywho...

&lt;King_Boo&gt; But he might be onto something

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Yeah... &not;_&not;

&lt;King_Boo&gt; heh

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; He knows his Nintendo games, there&apos;s no doubt about that.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; OH

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Just like Watoad and his little theory at E3...

&lt;King_Boo&gt; What did you think of the Mega Man cartoon, Watoad?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Chup told me you liked it

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Wait, what?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; But I need the official word

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; I just got two very closely timed oven dings.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; :o

&lt;King_Boo&gt; ?

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; Oh, the old cartoon?

&lt;WTD-mesmerized&gt; And what theory?

&lt;King_Boo&gt; no no

*** WTD-mesmerized is now known as Watoad

&lt;King_Boo&gt; The new one

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; Theory = Booth Babe Theory at E3 in your impressions

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Battle Network

* Watoad warps back to U.S. where he can think &apos;n&apos; stuff

&lt;Watoad&gt; Ah, okay.

&lt;Watoad&gt; So the theory thing was a comment, not a question.

&lt;Watoad&gt; As for Mega Man, I don&apos;t recall playing a Mega Man game at E3.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; no no

&lt;King_Boo&gt; cartoon!

&lt;Watoad&gt; Oh, oh. Whoops.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; ^^

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Was it any good?

&lt;Watoad&gt; Didn&apos;t even realize that there was a Battle Network cartoon. Sorry.

&lt;Watoad&gt; Never seen it.

&lt;Toadsiliwraith&gt; And now... the Killer Deck of cards for Myhtbusters... :P

&lt;King_Boo&gt; oh

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Yeah

&lt;Watoad&gt; I own the older series on DVD, but I know nothing of this new series.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; if this actually works, they&apos;ll be banning decks of cards from stores

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I think they think they can kill people because they could give you a papercut

&lt;Watoad&gt; I&apos;ve decided to post this chat in the Mario Bar, just so you know. Then Toad will officially be at least an indirect part of the forums.

&lt;Watoad&gt; ;)

&lt;King_Boo&gt; yay

&lt;King_Boo&gt; Hi TMK!

&lt;Watoad&gt; Heheh!

&lt;Watoad&gt; Not sure if anyone will read this far down.

&lt;Watoad&gt; It&apos;s gonna be on the longer side.

&lt;Watoad&gt; I think.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; ah, heh

&lt;King_Boo&gt; we really need a chat room like this, Toadsi

&lt;King_Boo&gt; but

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I mean as in it is busy

&lt;King_Boo&gt; not IRC

&lt;Watoad&gt; I just posted here: #Wario Word Association

* King_Boo clicks the link

&lt;King_Boo&gt; it isnt here

&lt;Watoad&gt; Now would be a good time for me to saw G&apos;Night to you good Aussie mates. In a relatively small number of minutes this chat will appear in the Mario Bar. If you happen to be up then, then you might head over and check it out.

&lt;Watoad&gt; *say, even

&lt;King_Boo&gt; heh

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I think I&apos;ll be up XD

&lt;Watoad&gt; ;D

&lt;Watoad&gt; All right, then.

&lt;Watoad&gt; Nice to chat with you, Kind Boo!

&lt;Watoad&gt; Nice to meet you, Toadsiliwraith!

&lt;Watoad&gt; You two still need to meet up and post pictures!

&lt;King_Boo&gt; yes, we should

&lt;Watoad&gt; Thanks again for having me over to your house, by the way! That was a great show.

&lt;King_Boo&gt; then

&lt;King_Boo&gt; I should come to america

&lt;King_Boo&gt; one day

&lt;Watoad&gt; Visit me if you do! :)

&lt;King_Boo&gt; of course

&lt;Watoad&gt; ^_^

&lt;Watoad&gt; See you later, fellas!



"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 06, 2005, 04:34:46 PM
Napalm is more of a flammable gel.

I prefer chatting with the Argentinan more than the Aussies. But it's all good.

"All this guy ever does is eat, sleep, say stuff, DDR, and wear glasses."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on June 06, 2005, 05:19:41 PM
My first visit! Hmm... I'll have Fresh Juice Please. About Mario and Luigi 2, it will be made by Alphadream. The ones who made PM1
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on June 06, 2005, 05:35:27 PM
Sounds like you had a great time, Watoad. I couldn't stay up that late.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 06, 2005, 06:37:09 PM
No, Aarom11. AlphaDream made Mario & Luigi, not Paper Mario. Intelligent Systems (Nintendo R&D 1) made Paper Mario.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: King Boo on June 07, 2005, 03:25:04 AM
That chat owned.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 08, 2005, 11:47:57 PM
Katamari Damacy Soundtrack
Easily one of the best OSTs out there for anything (games, movies, musicals, you name it). This soundtrack seems to touch on just about every musical style out there, evoking everyone from the Flaming Lips to Tom Jones to Aphex Twin to Philip Glass to Benny Goodman to... well, you get the idea. Almost all the tracks are extended versions of what you hear in the game, and also sound much more carefully produced, with background music and layers that weren't evident in the game.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 12, 2005, 04:02:34 AM
Preach it, brother.

"All this guy ever does is eat, sleep, say stuff, DDR, and wear glasses."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: white_arrow on June 12, 2005, 12:16:05 PM
Might as well come here. Vannila coke please

where isn't the beef

Edited by - white_arrow on 6/12/2005 11:26:53 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: white_arrow on June 12, 2005, 12:26:23 PM
Put the lime in my vannila coke you nut

I can't wait until Mario Baseball and DDR:Mario Mix
12 posts to 100

where isn't the beef



Edited by - white_arrow on 6/12/2005 11:58:41 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dark viscount on June 13, 2005, 05:43:42 AM
hey does anyone here know why there are ads in The Mushroom Kingdom now?

_____________________________
Paper Luigi yay! the final boss is a waffle yay!

Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/13/2005 4:44:18 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on June 13, 2005, 08:51:01 AM
There always have been. Try the AdBlock extension with FireFox. If they just appeared recently, you probably have recently installed a Flash player.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Latias Dita on June 15, 2005, 08:00:26 AM
Hee, I'll be getting a DS soon I hope (my last day of school was Monday and next Sunday is graduation)...Especially now that alot of good games have been annouced!

Wow, I'm finished with high shcool already. I could swear high school was shorter than middle school. Time goes faster as you get older, doesn't it? I'll be starign college in the fall...


 Random Anime Quote:
"Good LORD! Where did you get thoes things!??"--Jamie Mcgonnigal (voice of Takeo Takekura). DVD voulme 5 (this is an outtake made by the voice actor, not an actual quote from the series).

Edited by - Latias Dita on 6/15/2005 7:05:11 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 15, 2005, 04:01:54 PM
Congrats! Which college?

"All this guy ever does is eat, sleep, say stuff, DDR, and wear glasses."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Latias Dita on June 15, 2005, 06:43:38 PM
A state university on Long Island called Stony Brook. It has a good pre-med and various scienece programs. I'm going for biomedical engineering.

 Random Anime Quote:
"Good LORD! Where did you get thoes things!??"--Jamie Mcgonnigal (voice of Takeo Takekura). DVD voulme 5 (this is an outtake made by the voice actor, not an actual quote from the series).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 16, 2005, 08:04:19 PM
I'm posting from my aunt's house on a slow old Mac G3 with dialup and Mac OS 8.6. It's barely worth coming to post, I'm afraid. I can't use this keyboard.
Anyway, I'm here now in Houston, and can't get on IRC from this thing. So, I guess that's it and I'm going to go practice violin.

...What was the point of that message anyway?

EDIT: Oh yeah. Batman Begins is a good movie, and I heartily recommend seeing it. It's refreshingly serious and un-dumb. It's one of those movies where I get lost in the story and forget reality. 6 thumbs up.

"I think he will carry this island home in his pocket, and give it his son for an apple."

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 6/16/2005 9:09:02 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on June 16, 2005, 10:34:54 PM
I have come to the Mario Bar to say that I will be leaving for a while.  I feel that I'm not wanted here or at the chatroom so much, and I'm confused as to why I keep coming to both places multiple times when I don't feel comfortable.  Even in real life it seems like everyone is pairing off wth each other and I am personally missing something.  I just feel lonely everywhere, even with people, and I think I shouldn't come here so much anymore.  Right now I am working at a summer camp with other people from Drama classes, and I think the real, human, polite interaction with them is my only shot at becoming more human myself.  So, I am going to leave this virtual wasteland and try to scare myself less and others less.  I'm tired of being alone.

I'll be back in a few weeks, and I'll still be a regular, just... not so much.

Edited by - Markio on 6/16/2005 9:36:18 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: white_arrow on June 17, 2005, 09:27:38 AM
See ya

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dark viscount on June 17, 2005, 09:49:29 AM
white_arrow isn't that a little harsh. Markio I hope you have a good time. But why do you wish to be more human? after all to be human is by no means a good thing. Why else would that quote say "oh well I'm only human."

_____________________________
How about Paper Bowser then yay! at the end of the game you lose yay!

Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/17/2005 9:06:34 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: white_arrow on June 17, 2005, 10:55:39 AM
Sorry about that and we don't hate you we like you more than me

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mushroom Outcast on June 17, 2005, 01:22:40 PM
I'll take something with a Mushrooms or a Martini shakened not stirred if its not a problem. What would be better a Paper Mario on the DS or The GBA?

"I Never joke about my work!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Koopaslaya on June 17, 2005, 01:26:57 PM
Markio, you're my homeboy

Push Button...
Receive Bacon! ®
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: white_arrow on June 17, 2005, 01:32:10 PM
wow FF is getting more and more popular

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 17, 2005, 01:50:06 PM
This is a wasteland? Oh well, I see what you're saying and you'll be missed, even though you say you'll still be around.

A Paper Mario would be better for DS, because the GBA couldn't handle the neccessary graphics.

"All this guy ever does is eat, sleep, say stuff, DDR, and wear glasses."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on June 17, 2005, 02:50:29 PM
Markio....



Just remember that you're awesome.

If you feel that you're missing something, there's no reason why you shouldn't try to find it.  I know you're not leaving leaving, but... just know that more people care about you than you probably know of.  Or are willing to believe.



...I can usually relate to what you say... at least, I think I can...  so...



Go if you must, but never lose track of who you are.



Go Moon!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: white_arrow on June 17, 2005, 03:14:31 PM
I'll continue off of fith you are TMK and you aren't hated. We like you like I know people actually like me (what a shoker)

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dark viscount on June 26, 2005, 12:36:16 AM
That reminds me- I posted art to http://www.videogamedc.net/fanart/ It's titled Kamek by Dark viscount and is the first fan art that I have drawn. I also posted it to The Mushroom Kingdom but it will be a while until you can see it there. So if possible please see it and tell me what you think.

_____________________________
Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: white_arrow on June 26, 2005, 09:33:55 AM
It's good but could use a little more work

YOSHIS RULE
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on June 26, 2005, 09:39:32 AM
Aw, Markio... Have a better time.

For me, this is the last string of humanity before becoming utterly alone.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Latias Dita on June 26, 2005, 09:48:30 AM
Oh Markio, you didn't have to leave...
Well, at least you're not leaving permanetly.

That drawing does need some improving, Dark viscount, but it it's not bad.

 Random Manga Quote:
"How can I be in love with a girl who crams bamboo sticks up her nose?!"--Chiharu Eniwa. Girl Got Game volume 7.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dark viscount on June 27, 2005, 01:48:52 AM
Yeah I was thinking that my drawing could be improved on. Maybe I should change the head and shoes and what about a background do I need a background?

_____________________________
Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.

Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/27/2005 12:50:45 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on June 27, 2005, 10:24:44 AM
On videogamedc.net what number did they assign you art (the number at the end of the url)?  I didn't see it right away and don't want to go through a lot of them.  Is there a search or another way of listing them that I missed?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dark viscount on June 28, 2005, 01:51:36 AM
It's still on page 01 and no I couldn't find a way to search the fan art. Maybe if you go to http://www.videogamedc.net/fanart/view.php?286 it will take you to my drawing but I'm not sure it will work. But if it does it should display a drawing of Kamek titled Kamek by Dark viscount.

_____________________________
Paper Luigi *** hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.

Edited by - Dark viscount on 6/28/2005 1:02:25 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dark viscount on July 06, 2005, 01:57:25 AM
I posted some more fan art it's titled "Shy Guy by Dark viscount" and can be found at http://www.videogamedc.net/fanart/view.php?326 I think it looks better than my previous fan art titled "Kamek by Dark viscount" which can be found at http://www.videogamedc.net/fanart/view.php?286 So what do you think?

_____________________________
Paper Luigi yay hey! why can I not say Y-A-Y?
why am I being censored for just saying that and yes I am serious.

Edited by - Dark viscount on 7/6/2005 1:00:02 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Latias Dita on July 06, 2005, 10:45:04 PM
Yep, it's better. And it's beter than my drawings of Shy Guys.

 Random Anime Quote:
(Looking serious) "Well Sumomo is-Sumomo is programed to...(no longer serious) Dance whenever she''s on standby!"--Sumomo. Chobits episode?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tingrio on July 12, 2005, 05:14:36 PM
I apologize if I get slight tears in my eyes, but there's a fan fiction charcter that I'd like to tell you about. Her name is Cassandra and she's a koopa who has  hair and brown framed glasses. To tell you the truth, she also reminds me of a  that I know about in school. That's why I have these tears. Oh, I almost forgot something. Can I have a Chuckola Cola please?

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn

Edited by - Tingrio on 7/12/2005 4:24:17 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 12, 2005, 06:16:25 PM
Excuse me, but this is my first time. I was a minor, but now I'm legal! Pass me a Shy Guy Screwdriver, if you please. I see you guys are havin' fun. Tell me more about this Cassandra! She's a Koopa with hair, but she reminds you of someone in school? Is it a friend, or something else....if you know what I mean. Eh? Eh?





"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman

Edited by - PaperLuigi on 7/12/2005 5:19:18 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tingrio on July 13, 2005, 09:17:05 AM
Yes, Cassandra reminds me of a friend who helped me through a tough time with a  who I had a crush on. The  I had a crush on was also made into a fan fiction charcter (see The Trials of Mt. Misery in story boards), but was made into a villin since me and the  had problems in our social time with each other once I confessed about the crush. I once feared that that  might punch me. That's the story of why I made the fan fiction charcters Cassandra and Yanting Osirus.

"We''re sorry you didn''t win any money, but you will be receiving a broken clavicle and a jar of olives courtesy of Match Game"-Gene Rayburn
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on July 13, 2005, 08:47:20 PM
"Look!" said Toad, "A Chain Chomp!"

Edited by - Markio on 7/13/2005 7:48:48 PM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 13, 2005, 09:25:34 PM
Yikes! That Toad had better watch out. However it might be funny to see it get eaten.......this reminds me of "A Mario Story".........

Anyway, I just found out that Nintendo is once again leaving Donkey Kong out of the Mario Party. Why use characters like stupid Birdo and Koopa Kid when you could play as that big ape? That makes me angry!!!!

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on July 13, 2005, 09:46:34 PM
I wanna play as Bowser!  Why can't he be the bad guy AND a player?  Better yet, at the end of each game he would give the scores and he would win every time!  Bwahahahaa!!  Then after that it would show the real winners.  Only if he was one of the characters picked, though.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 17, 2005, 08:23:06 PM
lol, the internet!


[forum newbies need not apply]

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on July 17, 2005, 09:10:12 PM
"If I didn't bump this topic. This conversation would never start." - marioguy


Hmm.  That'd make a nice sig.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Glorb on July 18, 2005, 07:13:11 AM
Yo, Bartender! Gimmie a hundred beers or whatever. Oh, hey, and...um...Mario...stuff...

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Red Paratroopa on July 18, 2005, 04:04:13 PM
That crazy Houston.

"It's impossible this way!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on July 19, 2005, 10:57:01 PM
So ya. I was asking about this before on the TMK chat, but I see all these people drawing and stuff, and I have so many [messed up] ideas that I want to draw, but I fail whenever I try and draw anything. At all. Anyone know of Mario art tutorial sites for someone with an extreme left-brained thought process (who can't envision any sort of perspective of any kind)? Or, alternatively, any Mario art tutorial sites with a sort of "step-by-step" process? Thanks.

~I.S.~
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Glorb on July 22, 2005, 06:33:45 PM
I could send you a tutorial if you give me $100. And a scanner. And a better computer. And a DS. And a pizza. And a car. And make it a good car!

Well, this is where the signature goes...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on July 24, 2005, 11:46:13 AM
This is a good page for drawing a well proportioned person, Steve.



This page will tell you about techniques like shading, cross hatching, how to hold a pencil, stuff like that.



This page will tell you everything about perspective.



I just wanted to say for a while that I like Chupperson Weird's signature.  I don't understand what it means, I don't know where it's from, but I like the way it sounds.  I figured I'd say it here.

Edited by - Markio on 7/24/2005 10:47:02 AM

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on July 26, 2005, 12:49:27 PM
Cool. Thanks for the links -- I'll see if I can't use them to draw something neat. Or, at least, reasonably decent.

~I.S.~
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on July 31, 2005, 07:11:44 PM
I needed somewhere where random questions were welcome, so I came here.  Does anyone know the name of the song or artist the performs a song that has the saxophone as the main instrument and you'll hear a voice saying to the rhythm, "dada da dada da da-a da da"? If you listen to jazz a lot, you should know this song.

“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!” –NE89
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on August 03, 2005, 02:01:37 PM
The "gross" thing in Mario Bar is slightly more subtlely hidden, although if you knew about it, it's obvious.

“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!” –NE89
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on August 03, 2005, 09:27:44 PM
For those of you who haven't been there before, one of my fellow foreign students told me about his friend's web site that I think has a pretty rockin' theme.



"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on August 03, 2005, 11:11:47 PM
Gah, I've been to that Lego store many times!

“I’m wearing my anti-gravity pants!” –NE89
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperMario on August 09, 2005, 02:36:04 AM
i cant believe this has gone on this long.everyone seems to be talking about the drink they want other than talking, but thats just what I think.


Edited by - PaperMario on 8/9/2005 1:36:51 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Glorb on August 10, 2005, 09:56:55 AM
Hey, mind if I talk about the drink I want? :)

-------------------------------------
"We get signal. Somebody set up us the bomb!" "What you say!" "All your base are belong to us!"
-Last Alert (PS1)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 10, 2005, 06:08:11 PM
Today at work, a guy's address was 1043 Lois Lane.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on August 10, 2005, 07:16:10 PM
Really?  What was his address yesterday?

*rimshot*

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: white_arrow on August 10, 2005, 07:55:04 PM
1043 Nightmare on Elm Street

It''s like I''ve died and gone to heaven but they found out it wasn''t my time so they sent me back to a brewery~Peter Griffin
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on August 23, 2005, 12:22:57 PM
So, here I am in one of TU's computer labs. This thing is crazy go nuts. Apparently I have 100Mbps here. Too bad Windows Firewall is blocking my access to the chatroom. I have Advanced Exposition/Argument English class in about 40 minutes, and then I can go home. I guess I'll go wander around campus some more.

Oh yeah, this computer actually has Firefox already. Nice.

"Hey, there’s that apple again." ~ TEM

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 8/23/2005 11:23:32 AM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on August 23, 2005, 06:38:29 PM
Where do (did) you work, Lizard?

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on August 23, 2005, 10:45:17 PM
The UPS store (just joking!).

No, I work at Novo1, the same place as last summer with a new name. It's inbound telemarketing.

"Soon this land will be as devoid of beauty as your face." ~Koal, Advance Wars Dual Strike
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BowserRival on August 24, 2005, 11:28:05 AM
Umm... can I order a 1-up(7-up) and a Dr. Mario (Dr. Pepper)? No? Yes.


Nintendo rules.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on September 15, 2005, 02:23:15 PM

&uarr; Watch out, Chup; &uarr;

&uarr; I'm catching up. &uarr;


















"Dang, TEM lives in a low-quality area." ~ Lizard Dude

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Big_C on October 01, 2005, 07:21:47 PM
Hi, I would like to order a Coca-cola, Please? Anyone here been playing Mario Baseball for gamecube? I heard it's very good.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mushroom Outcast on October 02, 2005, 11:17:10 AM
I'll have a Vodka Martini shakened not stirred if its not a problem.
(Is about to drink)

Oh, Mario Superstar Baseball it's great to play, why was this never earlier?

"I Never joke about my work!"

Edited by - Mushroom Outcast on 10/2/2005 7:52:18 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Crono on October 02, 2005, 03:38:11 PM
Amazing I like it!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on October 02, 2005, 10:52:31 PM
I have something I want to say, but I don't feel like braving the chat room right now to announce it in there.

Last month MEGAߥTE told me about a job opportunity at Nintendo, which I considered applying for. Even though Redmond is close to Seattle, the bus rides between there and here appear to take about an hour—and I don't know if that's taking traffic into consideration, which is often heavy between the two cities. Mainly because of that, I had pretty much decided against it.

But I just learned that a bike trail that runs through my school goes all the way to a park in Redmond near Nintendo. So as soon as I can, I'm going to give the route a try. If it proves to be a good ride, then I'm thinking I might apply for the job after all.

Problem is, I know that training for it starts on the 10th, but I've no idea when the application deadline is (or was).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on October 03, 2005, 04:50:07 PM
Another Fresh Juice Please. If it isn't too much trouble, make it with a maple syrup. I love Mario Baseball. I beat it 100%.

Mario Mario he''s our man, if he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on October 05, 2005, 07:09:28 PM
I attempted the bike ride to Nintendo today. Oh man.

The trail was beautiful and long. And it was long. And I mean loooooong. I started getting pretty tired when I had about eight miles left to the end of the trail in Redmond, but I kept thinking to myself that I'd be able to push toward the end. Two miles later that was looking less likely to happen, and each successive mile after that the goal slipped further and further out of my grasp. Eventually I found myself practically falling asleep on my bike while I was riding as my energy level signaled empty and my body tried to shut down. This was out in the countryside, more or less, so there wasn't easy access to food or water (and because of not wanting to mess with the trouble of carrying my backpack, I hadn't brought any with me). My goal had changed from Nintendo to food, but I still started wondering, "Oh man, am I going to make it?"

With about two and a quarter miles left, I came to an overpass for vehicles. (I'm talking about a very nice, paved bike trail that goes to great lengths to stay separated from vehicular traffic.) In half desperation I rode up onto the overpass and down into civilization. All I found, though, were office buildings. This was disappointing because I didn't know how much longer I could stay conscious without food. My despair, however, arose more from not wanting to establish a hopelessly irresponsible reputation for myself than from fear of fainting on the sidewalk.

After that I rode over to the other side of the overpass, hoping there might be some kind of food-serving establishment over there. And, at last, I found a shopping center that had two coffee places and maybe two or three other restaurants. The best-looking place there was Samurai Sam's Teriyaki, where I ate the best teriyaki chicken bowl I've ever had. I probably couldn't describe how good it was. As I turbo-gulped it down with a pair of chopsticks, I could feel myself returning to life again. Aside from the fact that it felt nice to be revitalized, I was also glad to receive some hope that I might be able to manage the ride back. Before leaving I intentionally went to Starbucks for high-fat dessert in hopes that it would give me enough calories to last until I returned to Seattle.

Although I felt largely revitalized, I did not want to travel any farther from home than I'd already come, so I didn't make the last little jaunt to Nintendo. My purpose in taking the trip was to see if it was manageable for me, anyway, and the answer to that was already clear. So back up the trail I sped, though often a bit slower than before because I had less stamina to work with. My motivation to keep riding, however, was at an all-time high, so I managed to ride the 20 or so miles back without incident.

If I were in better shape and had a better bike, then 40+ miles roundtrip might be feasible for commuting to and from work. Today that distance just wasted me, though. I got from it not only a lot of exercise but also a new experience, new insight into my limits, and sore muscles (starting no later than tomorrow morning, I'm sure).

Sorry, Ninty.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 05, 2005, 07:12:44 PM
=(

Lizards in zoos are really dudes - dudes using disguises everyday.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on October 05, 2005, 07:14:37 PM
.......

Anyway, since you're here, have some muscle medicine. Hope you'll feel better. I think that I'm the only one who believes that the story is true. Not that I'm saying that it's false.

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on October 05, 2005, 11:38:57 PM
I believe.

Edited by - Luigisojn on 10/5/2005 10:39:21 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 09, 2005, 12:28:10 AM
I was sitting in class all asleep and stuff (8:00am class! :o) and I suddenly wake up because I hear someone say, "X-Naut".


I look at the board and see:


x0



Lizards in zoos are really dudes - dudes using disguises everyday.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 09, 2005, 02:31:56 AM
One Strawberry Mirinda. (It's a Thai soft drink.)

I don't ride my bike anymore. It just seems boring, riding, and riding, and riding, and...

I''''ve noticed something amongst some people''''s signatures- they''''re not always perfektt.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on October 09, 2005, 08:47:31 AM
LOL at Lizard Dudes post.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on October 09, 2005, 10:10:47 AM
I still like riding my bike.

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 09, 2005, 05:01:27 PM
y0 and p0 are also always good for a laugh.



Lizards in zoos are really dudes - dudes using disguises everyday.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on October 10, 2005, 07:15:54 AM
I agree.

Naruto, Code:Lyoko, Zatch Bell, Bomberman, and Mario Pwns.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 10, 2005, 06:40:24 PM
They found me!




Lizards in zoos are really dudes - dudes using disguises everyday.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on October 11, 2005, 12:04:08 AM
Check out Today's featured article (before it becomes tomorrow).



Go Moon!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on October 11, 2005, 05:50:54 PM
It's tomorrow!

Mario, Mario, He''s our man, If he can''t triple-jump and ground pound no one can!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on October 11, 2005, 10:26:50 PM
Rats. I missed it... And what's more, Today's Featured Article is boring old Shrimp Farms.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on October 12, 2005, 04:07:05 PM
A Milk please. (From MP2)

Mario and Luigi They''re our men, If they can''t triple-jump and ground pound no one can!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on October 12, 2005, 06:35:35 PM
Wow!! This topic has been around for three years! This is, by what i have seen so far, the largest and longest one.  Anyway, can I have a non-alcoholic alcohol?

I''''m not always who I am but I am what I say I am!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on October 12, 2005, 07:11:18 PM
Whatever happened to Mario Word Association?

“Of all the people I know, it is expected that Watoad will say ‘cheese’ first.”
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on October 12, 2005, 07:12:17 PM
It's still here and what about Ask a Stupid Question get a Stupid Answer?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 12, 2005, 07:16:15 PM
Hey every peoples.  I've always seen the Mario Bar, but never posted in it...until now!

...yay!...

'Kay ......I'm gonna go....place...

..Oh yeah, I'll order an orange juice TO GO!

Edited by - The Blue Toad on 10/12/2005 6:19:23 PM
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on October 12, 2005, 07:17:39 PM
Cool. Want a drink? My treat!

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 12, 2005, 07:20:30 PM
Hooray Aarom's treat!  
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on October 13, 2005, 07:35:27 AM
Fresh Juice, Milk, Coffee, and Water all on Me! I'll ask if they have pancakes, hot dogs,and waffles.

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on October 13, 2005, 06:15:31 PM
Well, the circle is dead.  Oh well, time to drain my sorrows in some heavy brew.

*36 cokes later*

Ohhhhhhh, man, did I ever tell yous guyz bout that show I like about this little house that's on the prairie?  It's like, a little house...on the prairie... *passes out*

KISS?  What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts?  *Shudders*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 13, 2005, 06:20:53 PM
Hi everyone, did I miss out on something? Like that guy on the floor that passed out becuase he had 36 cokes? Anyway, how about a 1 Up/\?

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on October 14, 2005, 01:25:47 PM
Where is YG anyway?

Mario and Luigi They’re our men, if they can’t triple-jump and ground-pound no one can!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on October 18, 2005, 06:45:20 PM
I just saw a Mario reference on Teen Girl Squad.

Tompkins plays a Gameboy while So and So asks him out.  He says "Heck no, I've got Bowser on the ropes!"  So and So then gets decked by a red shell.

KISS?  What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts?  *Shudders*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on October 18, 2005, 11:15:21 PM
In one of the old Halloween episodes the King of Town goes as Mario.

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on October 19, 2005, 07:21:00 PM
I saw a reference somewhere to.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on October 20, 2005, 04:02:43 PM
By the way, I'm thinking of writing a sitcom this summer.  I'm really big on fanfics, as most of you know, although I still need to go back and finish "The Ultimate Quest."



KISS?  What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts?  *Shudders*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on October 20, 2005, 06:34:11 PM
I made a couple of fanfilms in my spare time. Mario & Luigi: Stickynote Saga and Mario & Luigi: Stickynote Saga 2. In the First one, Luigi eats a ? block. In the second one, Wario climbs my computer and crashes a balloon.

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 20, 2005, 06:42:00 PM
I saw a Mario Party 7 ad yesterday.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on October 20, 2005, 07:20:59 PM
What kind of TV/cable service do you have? I've got a Magnavox and DirecTV.

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on October 20, 2005, 07:45:28 PM
Nutin.

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on October 30, 2005, 05:25:21 PM
Okay, Chup! I have some short Latin sentences from my Linguistics class that I'd be curious to know if you're able to understand:


  1. Senator gladiator erat.
  2. Crater senatoris est.
  3. Structor senatorem aspexit.
  4. Senatorem aspexit structor.
  5. Senator aspexit structorem.
  6. Structorem senator aspexit.
  7. Senator sororem gladiatoris aspexit.
  8. Structor craterem senatori dedit.
  9. Gladiatori craterem dedit senator.
  10. Gladiatori structorem senator commendavit.
  11. Gladiator craterem structoris sorori senatoris dedit.



The same words are used over and over again because these sentences were part of an exercise studying particular Linguistics stuff. If they're boring as a result, then you needn't feel pressured to translate or even read them. Also, I want to note that on my handout certain vowels have macrons over them (such as the a in sen&#257;tor) to indicate longer vowel sounds; if you need that information to understand the words, then I can provide it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MetalMario on October 31, 2005, 11:24:12 AM
i'll have a root beer with metal ice

what will i do today? o yeah i remeber! i type to die!

mario and green day rocks
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MetalMario on November 01, 2005, 09:54:06 AM
bartender, super 1-up soda please.

scroll:mario and green day rocks
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on November 05, 2005, 03:41:46 PM
Yeeesh. Another Mario Party game? Nintendo milked this cow dry. Let's just hope it's good. Anyway, how about a non-alcoholic beer?

Orginized is my middle name.

Poorly is my first.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on November 05, 2005, 11:50:48 PM
Please remember the lack of bartending... *points to skeleton*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 06, 2005, 12:42:12 AM
Sorry I didn't see this sooner. Anyway, let's see what I can translate here:
   1. Senator gladiator erat.
 1. The senator was a gladiator.
   2. Crater senatoris est.
 2. The bowl is of the senator (??).
   3. Structor senatorem aspexit.
 3. The builder looks at the senator.
   4. Senatorem aspexit structor.
 4. The builder looks at the senator.
   5. Senator aspexit structorem.
 5. The Senator looks at the builder.
   6. Structorem senator aspexit.
 6. The Senator looks at the builder.
   7. Senator sororem gladiatoris aspexit.
 7. The senator looks at the sister of the gladiator.
   8. Structor craterem senatori dedit.
 8. The builder gives a bowl to the senator.
   9. Gladiatori craterem dedit senator.
 9. The senator gives the bowl to the gladiator.
  10. Gladiatori structorem senator commendavit.
 10. The senator recommends the builder to the gladiator.
  11. Gladiator craterem structoris sorori senatoris dedit.
 11. The gladiator gives the bowl of the builder to the sister of the senator.

That's some dang weird stuff if I'm reading it correctly, which may not be the case.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on November 07, 2005, 12:28:49 AM
Wow, nice job, dude! I see that you are indeed learning Latin like you say. ;P



Yeah, I'm not surprised that those would be weird sentences because they were just part of a Linguistics exercise. However, if I remember correctly from my study of Spanish in high school, then I may have a suggestion to make the translations a little less weird.



I remember hardly any Spanish, but I think this is correct: La casa del hombre. The literal translation of that would be, "The house of the man," but a more natural translation in English would be, "The man's house." If this slight change of wording is applicable to translations from Latin, then maybe those sentences would sound a little better with it applied.



The above suggestion does not apply to Japanese, so I may have no idea what I'm talking about anymore.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on November 09, 2005, 05:17:39 PM
Heay, Bonezz, wherez me drinnccc? Oh, I don'tt fel tooo goodd. *Falls To Floor*

*10 hours later*
Hey, what am I soing in Iowa?

-----------------------------
Orginized is my middle name.

Poorly is my first.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on November 09, 2005, 07:07:39 PM
w00t, let's go get some free stuff.

Corn is no place for a mighty warrior!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on November 09, 2005, 09:29:40 PM
I think you'll find that conversation is plentiful, edible items are nonexistent in the Mario Bar.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on November 15, 2005, 08:09:05 PM
FORUMS ARE BACK! PARTY EVERYONE!!11!!! ^____________^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Koopaslaya on November 15, 2005, 08:12:51 PM
This makes me so happy! :)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Deezer on November 15, 2005, 08:12:14 PM
AAAH MY EYES x_X
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on November 15, 2005, 08:14:47 PM
My name is Markio.  This place looks like fun! *parties*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: TEM on November 15, 2005, 08:29:07 PM
In honor of the new forum layout, I will post in this thread that I never post in too much.  :) :D ;D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 15, 2005, 10:11:41 PM
In honor of the new forum layout, I will now proceed to get drunk [edit] in the Mario Bar.

*after a few*

*breaks a bar stool over Deezer's back* Lesh see how invinshible ya really ah! Come on! I besha ahen't sho tough!

~Yeesh, the forums are back for and hour and a half, and already I have to edit someone's post for swearing? My gosh, that peeves me. ~Sapph
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on November 16, 2005, 11:01:13 AM
Okay, we need to make a few changes here. First, a new bartender. *Knocks over bones*
Next, a pool. *Opens Build Mode (Like in The Sims 2) and places it in the middle*
Next, a party!!!!

*Ballons, confetti, and anything else you imagine flies into the air*
Party!!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on November 16, 2005, 11:04:16 AM
Let's play some Super Mario Bros.!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 16, 2005, 02:51:36 PM
Thatsh not a shwear! It wern't shenshored, sho I figuhed it wash okay!

Hey, bahtendah! Pash me anotha one! Ish been too long shinsh I got good 'an washted!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 16, 2005, 08:19:37 PM
Why do so many people misspell "balloon"?
/me passes a bottle of sleeping potion to CashCrazed.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MarlieMoo on November 17, 2005, 01:09:35 PM
CashCrazed, I think you've had enough.  :o lol
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CashCrazed on November 17, 2005, 03:11:46 PM
*catches the potion*

Thanksh, man. *GLUG* Had enough? I'll tell shyou when A've had enough!

Shaaay, your one hott shick! How'ud you like ta go out back an' *THUNK* *head meets table*

*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 17, 2005, 04:26:44 PM
Awww...
I had to get a new username...It's as if everything I posted back when I was "The Blue Toad" is no longer mine.......
stupid "Th3"...

But yeah, the FORUMS are back!  I have missed them so...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on November 17, 2005, 04:45:34 PM
Umm, I'll think I'l leave. CashCrazed is starting to drool on my shoulder...

Hey, look!! Cocktails!!

*Dude677 stands up. CashCrazed's chin meets table.*

Oh, crap. It's FAKE cocktail!! Service must'a gone down the drain ever since I [angered]Toad by telling him he wears diapers!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on November 17, 2005, 04:46:39 PM
TBT, I'll help you out. Check your messages.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on November 17, 2005, 04:57:12 PM
Yay!  Thank you Sapphira!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on November 19, 2005, 08:36:45 PM
Ok, I found REAL shrimp cocktail, and now I'm happy.
Speaking of eating, shouldn't the Toad's be mad at Mario for eating their heads? Are 1-Up mushrooms even Toads?
Anyway, the place is turning out great, but we need NEW management, not some pile of bones and an old Toad. I shall post up a paper that lists job offering. Sign the paper, and other members could vote for you for a position. Anyway...

*signs*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on November 20, 2005, 02:02:23 AM
Why would you think 1UP mushrooms were Toads?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on November 20, 2005, 07:36:12 AM
They both look like mushrooms...
Nevermind that, just continue, whatever you thought you were doing.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Watoad on December 07, 2005, 06:21:48 PM
I just read the following interesting words in my Linguistics textbook:

Quote
Ask the average person to name a dead language, and he or she is likely to mention Latin. In fact, Latin did not really die at all. Rather, it evolved over a period of centuries into French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, Rumanian, and the other modern-day Romance languages.

Contrast this with the situation of Manx, a Celtic language indigenous to the Isle of Man, a small island midway between Ireland and Great Britain. Its last speaker, Ned Madrell, died in 1974. Just one hundred years earlier, 12,000 people had spoken Manx. Now no one does. Manx didn't just change over time; it simply ceased to be spoken.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 07, 2005, 06:34:11 PM
I really really really want Mario Kart DS... I virtually get nothing that I ask for. My sister, however...

You people still sell Kerokero Cola here? Didn't I tell you guys the connection between that soda and Kero Sewers? Ick.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on December 07, 2005, 06:39:04 PM
*Comes in with a sad look on face*

I'll have a Chuckola Cola please. *Sigh*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 08, 2005, 04:42:46 PM
*Comes out of the bathroom farting extremely loud*

Bartender! Why didn't you tell me those Spicy Paratroopa wings give you gas?!?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 09, 2005, 01:38:43 PM
Does this place sell pizza? Give me a large all-meat please. And a Mountain Dew.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on December 09, 2005, 05:09:11 PM
Ohh, I don't feel too good.
*Runs to nearest bathroom*
(Woman screams)
Whoops, wrong bathroom.
*Runs to nearest bathroom*
(Mario screams)
Whoops, that was the 'Plumber bathroom'.
*Runs to men's bathroom)
Ahhhhhh.........
*Ten minutes later*
Okay, no one get to stool number two.
*Shivers*

I'll have a Chockola Cola please.
*Drinks Cola*
Uhh, I don't feel too good.
*Please read above posts 3 times, please.*

Uh, I think that I have a reaction to that Cola. What's in those things anyway?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: booo95 on December 09, 2005, 07:45:30 PM
I'll have a root beer. Hey you guys ever heard of the guy who got to world 6 on smb2j in an hour? I think that might be me. or did i get to it in 2 hours? I'm not sure.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 09, 2005, 07:58:38 PM
That's impossible. Well, "for Americans," like me. *rolls eyes*
Well anyway, check it out! Luigi's taller than Mario, but still too short to reach the sink! (http://img39.imageshack.us/my.php?image=notastallaswethink4bm.jpg) I must be 3 feet taller than him!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on December 09, 2005, 11:30:38 PM
In a haunted mansion, some things could be bigger than they normally are.

On that page I clicked on "Porn" so now you're in trouble. XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 09, 2005, 11:34:40 PM
Please say you didn't.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on December 10, 2005, 12:36:23 AM
No I wouldn't do that.  Not on purpose at least.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 10, 2005, 12:48:06 PM
X( Gross.
This place is too slow. I've been here for 1 min. and still haven't received my pizza! I'm going to Gino's.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on December 11, 2005, 11:21:58 AM
Well, if we hired a new waiter and bartender, then this place would be better. And may we remind you our manager of this joint is... well, see for yourself. *Points to pile of bones* This place needs NEW management. We need more then an old Toad and a pile of bones.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 11, 2005, 09:04:43 PM
I certainly don't want to work here. They don't pay you at all.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 11, 2005, 10:48:31 PM
I'll have a Kerokero Kola w/ a Super Mushroom and a 1-up mushroom. (whips-out Classic NES edition GBASP [+=oo]
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 12, 2005, 01:30:28 PM
Have you ever posted something that didn't include the letters N,E, and S in succession?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Big_C on December 12, 2005, 04:26:10 PM
I'll have a Coca-Cola Classic with Ice. (Whips out SMB:DX on GBA, Starts Game) What's going on every1?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 12, 2005, 04:34:53 PM
Have you ever posted something that didn't include the letters N,E, and S in succession?
No Evil Sir.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 12, 2005, 05:19:31 PM
Yoshi55 stole everything! My controller [+=oo] and my Limited Edition NES Edition GBASP! *breaths heavily* I'll take a Barqs with a cheeseburger, medium cooked, and a batch of fries w/ a side of ketchup and malt vinegar. Thanks.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on December 12, 2005, 07:37:39 PM
You like Barqs? I never saw another Barqs lover in my whole life.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 12, 2005, 09:14:14 PM
I have never heard of Barqs. It sounds like Alaskan-style caribou thighs or something. *whips out FF1&2:DoS on DS and starts playing.* Die, Chaos, die.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 12, 2005, 10:55:20 PM
I'd like a nice Fire Flower toasted steak.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 12, 2005, 11:23:36 PM
One thing I don't like about Nintendo is that they're always a step behind themselves. The portable's always behind the console. The GB-GBC was pretty much a portable NES, which was out around the SNES. The GBA was a portable SNES, which was out around the GAMECUBE. The DS is a portable N64-with-a-touch-screen, and only here with the Gamecube.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 12, 2005, 11:34:28 PM
It's been a long time since I've been here. Can I have a roasted Kinipio rib with a slice of goomba? I'm too busy to talk. Eating wif my mouf full.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 13, 2005, 09:27:32 AM
They don't serve that here. In fact, no one serves here at all.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on December 13, 2005, 02:11:52 PM
I have never heard of Barqs. It sounds like Alaskan-style caribou thighs or something. *whips out FF1&2:DoS on DS and starts playing.* Die, Chaos, die.

It's a root beer.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 13, 2005, 03:44:43 PM
Mmmm! This steak is delicious!
*Whips out a DS, and starts trying to play people in Mario 64 DS*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 13, 2005, 06:28:39 PM
I'm ready to kill right now. I just realized my Christmas vacation doesn't start until DECEMBER 23rd. What kind of **** is that? Have they no souls? I hope Satan fries their freaking butts.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mushroom Outcast on December 13, 2005, 06:52:07 PM
Does this place have any wine? if not  I'll take a 7-up Plus.

Wait, your Christmas vacation doesn't start until December 23rd???? My doesn't start for 2 days, but ends the day after New Year's.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 13, 2005, 08:05:57 PM
I can't wait till christmas break! Two more days.... must hold on....
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 14, 2005, 07:49:09 AM
My Christmas break is in six more days...ugh....
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 14, 2005, 03:24:41 PM
One week :( I can't believe you've never heard of Barqs root beer, BP! XD Its pretty well-known, except to you.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 14, 2005, 07:19:18 PM
My Christmas break is in six more days...ugh....
I can't believe you just said that. What about me?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 14, 2005, 08:39:42 PM
The world dosen't revolve around genetically mutated half bird, half humans. But, that is pretty bad. Two days before Christmas...such a shame.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 14, 2005, 11:58:22 PM
Not only Christmas, but what about the other holidays that last a week or something? Stupid school. They have no souls.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MattC13 on December 15, 2005, 07:09:22 AM
What are we doing here?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Big_C on December 15, 2005, 08:11:43 AM
just chillin, having a good ol time in the mario bar. I'm enjoying a coca-cola & playing Super Mario Bros. DX on my GameBoy Advance.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 08:57:34 AM
My Limited Edition NES Edition SP is way better! I'll take a Tim Horton's Cafe Mocha and two double chocolate doughnuts please! Gotta stay warm here while its snowing hard on my day off school!!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 15, 2005, 11:03:39 AM
One thing I don't like about Nintendo is that they're always a step behind themselves. The portable's always behind the console. The GB-GBC was pretty much a portable NES, which was out around the SNES. The GBA was a portable SNES, which was out around the GAMECUBE. The DS is a portable N64-with-a-touch-screen, and only here with the Gamecube.

Dude, do you realize how hard it is to make a decent handheld in the first place? I mean seriously, they use the best processors they can in handhelds at reasonable manufacturing cost, but that's never going to be as good as the current console processors. Handhelds are never going to match consoles in power until they figure out how to make chips and everything for consoles as small as they need to be for handhelds, and then they have to be power-efficient enough to have decent battery life.

*builds a machine that automatically distributes food*
There you go. *pulls lever*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 11:12:17 AM
Man. Besides you, CW, its like everyone's at school. I'm not! Hurray for the snow day!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 15, 2005, 03:44:42 PM
I am DONE WITH SCHOOL!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 03:46:40 PM
Hurray! The people are finally coming home after I had to shovel. :(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 04:34:29 PM
I'm actually in school right now.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2005, 04:36:17 PM
Tooooo bad! No really. Sorry.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MattC13 on December 15, 2005, 05:00:45 PM
I may get a snow day tormorrow
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 15, 2005, 06:52:19 PM
I never get a snow day, even though the snow is up to your knees here.  Our county's stupid snow-plow people are too efficient.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 15, 2005, 06:53:03 PM
Uh?
I only got done with school yesterday.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 15, 2005, 06:55:00 PM
Even in June, we never get snow here in Australia unless you go up to the mountains.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 06:56:03 PM
Uh... June?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 15, 2005, 07:20:06 PM
Uh... I'm from Australia. I'm boiling here, for crying out loud.
Title: Silly Bird, Geography is for Nerds!
Post by: Suffix on December 15, 2005, 07:26:39 PM
Hahahaha! Southern hemisphere, Bird Person! June is in winter!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 08:06:09 PM
XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on December 15, 2005, 08:07:16 PM
I'll have a Chuckola Cola, please.

Hello, anyone here from Texas?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 15, 2005, 08:08:43 PM
My dad just now left so he'd be able to catch a plane to Texas tomorrow morning.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 08:11:49 PM
Why is everyone going to Texas? (I have heard a few people here in GA, not on the forums, saying that they were going.) Really, I don't live there anymore, and all the suddun everyone's going there?
BTW, yes I am from Texas.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on December 15, 2005, 08:44:39 PM
That's neat! Anyone live in Houston or Spring? *gets third glass of Chuckola Cola*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 15, 2005, 10:35:23 PM
I never lived in Houston, but I'm quite sure that I've been there, I used to live in Dallas.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MattC13 on December 16, 2005, 03:11:35 PM
Can anyone read this?:

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Title: Re: Mario Bar
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Title: Re: Mario Bar
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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on December 16, 2005, 05:43:05 PM
You didn't have to post that...
That was completly unnessasry.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ambulance Y on December 16, 2005, 05:45:27 PM
On a lighter note, throw a fried goomba over here. I'm starving. All of those protesting goombas outside of the Mario Bar made me hungry.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 17, 2005, 08:27:24 PM
I just ate Gino's pizza. I'm full. *burps*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 18, 2005, 12:54:09 AM
Geno's going to kill you for stealing his pizza. He'll probably get Mallow to help him.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 18, 2005, 01:08:21 PM
I have an NES classics GBASP and the box for it still.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 18, 2005, 03:41:53 PM
Let me guess: you ONLY bought a GBASP so you could play the Classic NES Series. Because most of, if not all of the GBA games are SNES graphics, aside from the Classic NES Series..
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 19, 2005, 03:06:44 AM
Hey- look at this old topic!

http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=4907.0;prev_next=prev

Mario Fallout Shelter... LOL...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 19, 2005, 02:35:48 PM
I got it because my favorite console of all time is NES and I wanted my SP to be classic looking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 19, 2005, 04:30:43 PM
Mine was the blue one that came out with the silver one. I thought it was supposed to play new games. It sucked, it was scratched so bad, the light was always red even when the power was perfect, I hated it, I gave it to my friend for Christmas.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 19, 2005, 08:31:28 PM
I would have posted in the mario fallout shelter.  Oh that's great. 
I need to start visiting this site more often.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Zeos on December 19, 2005, 08:54:54 PM
*Comes in* Fallout shelter, why would someone nuke the bar?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 19, 2005, 09:15:31 PM
Mine was the blue one that came out with the silver one.

What are you talking about?
Anyway, the GBA doesn't have SNES graphics, it has GBA graphics. You can't say the style of graphics by naming consoles anyway.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 19, 2005, 09:24:44 PM
My GBASP. Or rather, my friend's GBASP.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 04:14:31 PM
I got one of those NES Edition SP's because back then, I was still nostalgic daddy-o. What's been going on since my absense? BP, Sapphira, Aarom11, and a ton of other people have new CT's, including me. I need to hear this *orders a cup o' joe*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 21, 2005, 04:27:52 PM
Heaps of people have custom titles now, and they all have funny stories behind them. Reading them makes me laugh.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 21, 2005, 05:01:54 PM
What's my story?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 21, 2005, 06:21:09 PM
A magical tale-type story.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 21, 2005, 07:58:31 PM
I'll tell you the story.
The world lies shrouded in darkness. The winds die... The seas rage... The earth decays... But the people believe in a phophecy, patiently awaiting its fulfillment. "When darkness veils the world, four Warriors of Light shall come." After a long journey, four travelers did at last appear... and in the hand of each was clutched a crystal.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 21, 2005, 11:37:28 PM
"I'm ready to kill right now. I just realized my Christmas vacation doesn't start until DECEMBER 23rd. What kind of [stupidness] is that? Have they no souls? I hope Satan fries their freaking butts."

Yeah, and I'm sick of this Holiday break crap.  It's all those bigwig politicians trying to take God out of the US.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on December 21, 2005, 11:45:43 PM
Um...actually it's mostly a bunch of annoying "little people" trying to do that, not the "bigwigs;" the latter most likely are trying to "make everyone happy."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 21, 2005, 11:50:42 PM
Yeah, that's annoying.  Let us be who we are!  The man can't hold us down!  Say "under God" in the pledge!  Be a rebel!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 12:08:06 AM
I hate the Confederate Democrats that rebelled against our country in 1861. *orders Koopa soup and Kerokero Cola, starts playing Punch-out on an original NES worn on the back*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 22, 2005, 12:17:05 AM
My life revolves around God and Nintendo. I thought this one guy was the last Nintendo person besides me and one day he was a PSP obsessor. A few weeks later, he reveals that he doesn't believe in Heaven in the middle of a memorial for Kally Brownen, who passed away a couple of months ago. Needless to say, he is not my friend anymore.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 22, 2005, 12:25:04 AM
People ought to know that expressing their true thoughts in times like that is an inappropriate and all-around stupid thing to do.  Unfortunately, a lot of people don't.
Like when we were all doing this "around the circle" thing at school to go up in front of everyone and say something nice about one of your friends, this one girl came up and was saying how she was so thankful to her close friend because she had been getting teased about some sort of disease on her arm (i was really tired and not listening too well) and some girl in the back yelled out (while this girl was in tears):  "WHAT'S ON YOUR ARM?!!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 09:39:54 AM
Boooo to that girl, ridaculing others. Bleah XP. I need some Gino's pizza (/the/ best) and a Diet Coke.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 22, 2005, 10:56:10 AM
I like Totino's better.
Here you go. *crash*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 22, 2005, 11:06:03 AM
You probably have never tasted Gino's, as its origin is in only one Ohio city!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 22, 2005, 10:11:41 PM
I thought we were in Illinois. What state are you from, Chup?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 10:59:23 PM
I don't know so maybe only he knows.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on December 22, 2005, 11:35:55 PM
Chupperson Weird is from Austrailia. (I think?)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on December 22, 2005, 11:37:26 PM
Maybe.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 23, 2005, 12:26:13 AM
Oklahoma.
I thought they had some of those cheap frozen pizzas called "Gino's." I could be wrong, especially after finding this site (http://www.ginospizza.ca/).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 07:33:05 AM
(walks in bar) (sits on the stool) I'll have some Jammin' Jelly with toast
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on December 23, 2005, 08:39:41 AM
Get a drink too.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 08:42:28 AM
That's not Gino's, Chup. What I'm talking about is the Originial Gino's Pizza. Try to find the site.
I'll take a cup o' hot chocolate and a McGriddle w/ a hashbrown on the side, kappeesh?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 08:51:12 AM
I'll also have a power punch with that toast
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 23, 2005, 08:52:15 AM
My life revolves around God and Nintendo. I thought this one guy was the last Nintendo person besides me and one day he was a PSP obsessor. A few weeks later, he reveals that he doesn't believe in Heaven in the middle of a memorial for Kally Brownen, who passed away a couple of months ago. Needless to say, he is not my friend anymore.

Exactly.  So does mine.  I thought funerals brought out the best in people, not the worst.  Wait, that's not the word I wanted to use.  I meant to say, funerals are a very somber experience that God can sometimes use to lead the lost ones to him.  Sorry about this little sermon here, but I told you all when I came here that I'm a very strong Christian.

Boooo to that girl, ridaculing others. Bleah XP. I need some Gino's pizza (/the/ best) and a Diet Coke.

Oy, Kids can be soooo cruel.  Is it any wonder that a high school in my hometown once had the highest suicide rate in the nation?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 08:54:37 AM
*gasp* Wow. I'm a Christian too. Yes to Merry Christmas, NO to Happy Holidays!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 08:56:55 AM
I'm Lutheren, but Merry christmas anyway...I dont care weither its "merry christmas" or "happy holidays"

(sips some power punch)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 09:07:51 AM
Here's the Original Gino's Pizza site= http://www.originalginospizza.com/pgeGinos.htm
This is the real Gino's!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 11:01:57 AM
neato... I've never seen it before
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 11:06:36 AM
Yes, that is the real Gino's, not some little microwavable pizza. A cool restaraunt w/ pizza, pasta, subs, and a ton of other stuff. But, the pizza is the best I've ever tasted. I haven't seen or tasted a better pizza. It doesn't deserve to be on the floor, Chup. *picks it up and throws it away* Better than the floor.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 11:14:01 AM
I should go there sometime... I wonder where I can find one...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 11:17:50 AM
It depends where you live. You can only find a real Original Gino's Pizza in Toledo, Ohio.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 11:22:04 AM
But I live in Wisconsin..... :(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 11:27:18 AM
Close enough. Others live in Cali. I live in Ohio, though. :D Sorry, still.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 11:43:08 AM
The closest pizza place I got is Ted's Pizza...good pizza...and two arcade games! yay!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 11:44:55 AM
Do you have a Skyline Chili? Ohio does, in Bowling Green. *licks lips* Very good, but if you ever go there, ask for less cheese, unless you want to be you know. They have Galaga and a pinball machine there. Where's the arcades in this place?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 11:47:57 AM
Oh sure! Forget that there's someone across the room playing DDR: MM!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 11:53:01 AM
Do you have a Skyline Chili? Ohio does, in Bowling Green. *licks lips* Very good, but if you ever go there, ask for less cheese, unless you want to be you know. They have Galaga and a pinball machine there. Where's the arcades in this place?
no theres no skyline Chili here. The Arcades in a mall (which is pretty much deserted ecept for the bowling alley) it has games like DDR, Crisis zone, and Misc. shooting games.
except not really any old school games like Galaga and Pac-man :(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 23, 2005, 11:54:01 AM
A Lutheren is a Christian. 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 11:55:03 AM
does this bar sell Zess T.'s dishes?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 11:55:21 AM
Cedar Point, the best amusement park in my opinion (yay! Its in Ohio:D) has 2 Donkey Kong arcades, two 2 player DDR:Extreme arcades, and a lot more stuff. Anyone go to Cedar Point? *sips hot chocolate*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 11:59:33 AM
*sighs* Wiscon isn't excactly the best place for amusement :(:(:(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 12:00:20 PM
But for cheese it is!!:D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 12:01:23 PM
heh heh....cheese.....wheres the bartender anyway?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on December 23, 2005, 12:04:07 PM
He no longer exists! :o
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 12:04:47 PM
Fine. I nominate..that person over there.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 12:06:54 PM
Which person???
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 12:07:38 PM
CW!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 12:10:43 PM
Must go to Lunch now (runs out of bar)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 01:07:28 PM
(re-enters bar) Is my power Punch still there???
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 23, 2005, 02:28:36 PM
*attempts to hide under table but can't being twice my size*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 03:09:03 PM
Did you steal my power punch? (flares with anger)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 23, 2005, 03:52:12 PM
Err... My strength is doubled now, you don't want to get into a bar fight with me.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 23, 2005, 04:26:11 PM
I'll have a sprite and some chips - and none of those "Pringles"!  I mean, come on.  Chips in a tube?!  That's just crazy!!!
*recieves Lays potatoe chips and Sprite while preparing to watch the fight over power punch*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Big_C on December 23, 2005, 04:40:54 PM
Ahh, what's everyone got planned for the christmas weekend? I'm gonna have a huge party at my house. I'm listening to "Rawhide" on my CD player.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 23, 2005, 04:58:57 PM
*leaves* *comes back with a TV, NES, and games* NES anyone?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 23, 2005, 05:10:22 PM
what NES game?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 23, 2005, 05:20:11 PM
Only /the/ NES game. Tell 'em!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 23, 2005, 08:07:19 PM
Super Mario Bros., Duck Hunt w/ gray Zapper, Baseball (Nintendo), Golf (Nintendo), Excitebike, Legend of Zelda, Top Gun, Super Mario Bros. 2, Zelda II, Ice Hockey (Nintendo), Tengen RBI Baseball, Tecmo Baseball, Tetris (Nintendo), Tecmo Bowl, Super Mario Bros. 3, Silver Surfer, Yoshi, Yoshi's Cookie, and Mario's Time Machine.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 02:09:40 AM
All those games. Play any you want.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 24, 2005, 07:09:07 AM
SMB3!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 10:14:46 AM
How about TLoZ? I've never played it before. Or Duck Hunt. POW!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 24, 2005, 01:44:11 PM
On second thought lets play duck hunt.. its way cooler
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 24, 2005, 01:47:33 PM
Hey guys. Merry Christmas Eve. I probably won't post tomorrow, snce I'll be with my family and with my DS, but I shall return!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 24, 2005, 01:48:24 PM
Merry Christmas!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 24, 2005, 01:49:39 PM
Are you going to play MK DS?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 24, 2005, 01:51:49 PM
Hopefully.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 24, 2005, 01:52:55 PM
yay :P
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 04:24:29 PM
Mr.Melee=not here tomorrow *cheers* Shut up! *throws a shoe at cheering protesters*
Eerrrm, I'll take some homemade focacia-bread pizza w/ mozzarela, pepperonies, and sausage. Plus an I.B.C. root beer, Thank you.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 04:32:16 PM
*plugs Zapper into NES, pulls out Duck Hunt and puts the cartridge into the NES*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 04:39:35 PM
*grabs another zapper and faces off w/ Yoshi55* Get ready for a showdown! *eats some pizza*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 04:46:37 PM
I never pressed the power button yet. *presses power button, Duck Hunt works*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 04:48:50 PM
*goes home to bring a super-high-def.-Mario-tastic-turtley-friendly-ultimo-game system deluxe 2.0 w/ everything Nintendo and a bag of chips*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 04:50:40 PM
*starts playing Duck Hunt*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 04:52:56 PM
*plays Duck Hunt in his machine, is sucked into the game for extremely-cool things to happen*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 05:00:40 PM
*shoots Mr. Melee's machine, it blows up, Mr. Melee flies out*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 05:01:23 PM
*while flying out, disconnects NES and takes it with him*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 05:04:20 PM
*tackles Mr. Melee, takes NES from him, rehooks it up* My NES!! I traded an SNES for it!! It is also an
' 80s NES, not a ' 90s one. Next time, I'll steal your NES.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 05:06:01 PM
*comes back w/ giant tortoise friend, George the Galapagos tortoise to seek revenge, crushes NES and stomps on Yoshi55*
-later-
*gives him a new NES and a bandage*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 05:08:35 PM
*Hires magikoopa to magically restore the NES to the condition it was in before it got crushed and make tortoise disappear and NES and myself invincible* I thought you were nostalgic. Why would you destroy a classic NES?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 05:09:21 PM
*Waiting to see what will happen next*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 05:10:41 PM
*rehooks up NES, puts in SMB3 and plays* Too late. I hired a magikoopa to restore me and the NES to the state before being crushed.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 24, 2005, 05:12:40 PM
yay :P
I'm gonna take about a week for practice time when I get it before I get online and post my friend code, but when I'm ready, please add me. I'll say more in Black Mage's MKDS friend code topic later. I actually probably won't even post for a couple of days after I get it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 05:12:59 PM
*finds Magikoopa and gives him an SP to repare the damages*
[__]
[+..]
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 05:16:56 PM
*continues playing SMB3* If you want to destroy my NES or me, you're out of luck, because my NES and I are invincible. *orders 8-bit root beer*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 05:22:02 PM
Who said I wanted to detroy you? I just want some pizza! :D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on December 24, 2005, 05:23:14 PM
Then get some.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 05:27:22 PM
Alrighty then. *resumes eating pizza*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 05:30:08 PM
*continues playing SMB3 and drinking root beer, uses warp whistles to get to world 8* Have you ever tried swimming under the ships in SMB3? I have.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on December 24, 2005, 05:31:22 PM
What, in the battleship level?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 05:32:01 PM
Can u ma kit? *eating pizza*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 24, 2005, 05:33:33 PM
Must leave... be back next week (if anyone cares)

*does a super mario triple jump out the door*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 05:34:53 PM
Yes in the battleship level on world 8.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2005, 05:37:03 PM
Cu. A cah ak. U mu iuh.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 05:42:02 PM
*continues playing SMB3 on NES*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 24, 2005, 07:08:32 PM
*continues playing SMB3 and drinking root beer, uses warp whistles to get to world 8* Have you ever tried swimming under the ships in SMB3? I have.
Yeah, that's the coolest cheat ever! Have you tried using the frog suit? It's so cool. So glad they made the last ship float low enough in SMA4.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 24, 2005, 07:58:12 PM
*beats Bowser*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on December 24, 2005, 08:01:17 PM
Merry Christmas, Mario Bar!  You're so Mario-Bar-y!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 24, 2005, 10:38:53 PM
Merry Christmas!  May your Christmases be merry and filled with joy!  Ho, ho, ho, and such.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 25, 2005, 12:22:14 AM
I already was the bartender.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 25, 2005, 12:51:29 AM
Ah, Christmas Eve presents. I got Mario Kart DS, Kirby Canvas Curse, A camera phone, 3 pairs of fluffy socks, 2 squish pillows, and some Reese's Swoops. Am I spoiled or what? There's more coming tomorrow!

Err... I tried connecting to Wifi earlier but I can't. It says there's no router within distance, but there's one right next to me! I've unlocked Dry bones so far.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Big_C on December 25, 2005, 01:23:58 PM
That's cool. All i got was the Mario Kart DS Bundle Pak with the NDS & carrying case for when I have to go to work.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 25, 2005, 10:18:40 PM
Bird Person, try entering the SSID of your router.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 26, 2005, 07:26:21 AM
I'll take a large hot chocolate and a Breakfast Burrito please.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Big_C on December 26, 2005, 03:24:24 PM
I would like a Sprite and a slice of Pepperoni Pizza.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 26, 2005, 05:17:04 PM
(re-enters bar yet AGAIN...) lookit all the presents I got!!! (drops a halo 2 cartridge, a halo box(for PC), a box of OREOs and a BB gun)

I just forgot that I have christmas vacation for 2 weeks!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 26, 2005, 05:42:21 PM
A BB gun? Are you crazy, kid, you'll shoot your eye out.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 26, 2005, 06:00:35 PM
hah hah very funny.... I almost shot thumper though...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 27, 2005, 08:31:45 PM
Later on...I shot my eye out!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 28, 2005, 04:19:33 PM
What's better?:  Mario Party 7, or Mario Strikers (whatever the soccer game is called)?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 28, 2005, 04:51:01 PM
Super Mario Strikers. I own it and its awsome. I'll take some focacia-bread pizza w/ pepperonies, sausage, and cheese please. Thank you.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 28, 2005, 09:51:16 PM
I hate Halo and I'd like to throw the disk in the air and shoot it with a Zapper.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 28, 2005, 10:50:44 PM
Aha, my Halo's on my computer!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 29, 2005, 08:39:06 AM
Halo deserves to DIE!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ludwig on December 29, 2005, 10:57:28 AM
Eh, I don't mind the Halo games. They aren't that bad, in my opinion.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 29, 2005, 07:56:04 PM
My Halo's on my head.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 29, 2005, 08:09:45 PM
Rest in peace, Mr.Melee.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 29, 2005, 08:19:17 PM
I'm not dead. You are, though. Remember?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 29, 2005, 09:04:47 PM
Hm... Why am I dead? I can't remember...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 29, 2005, 10:16:03 PM
That's because you're dead!  My gosh you people!  Can't you figure anything out for yourselves?!  I'll have a cold one... 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 02:54:59 AM
Anyone notice that the background music for DK Pass on MKDS sounds Irish? I think it's neat.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 04:24:34 AM
Yeah. And, has anyone noticed how cool the remix of GBA Bowser Castle 2 is? Also, barkeep, can I please have a chocolate Big M in a martini glass with a strawberry marshmellow resting beneath a small paper parasol?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 30, 2005, 10:15:26 AM
BP's dead because he didn't like the Rainbow Road course on a MK game. Nothing for me, thank you.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 02:16:57 PM
About Halo... My Brother would try to kill you if he heard you say that (mind you, My brothers a [bundle of sticks])

I'll have a sprite with a half pound burger
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 03:09:39 PM
There is no barkeep!!! Geez, the freaking barkeep is dead! I've been trying to tell you that the door to the supplies is unlocked and I've been stealing egg nog ever since I first posted here. It just gets annoying when you talk to no one!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 03:11:54 PM
how can you steal egg nog if your dead? not to metion drink it?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 03:33:48 PM
Hey, I'm locked in a Punch-Out cart and post on the forums. Go figure. :)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 03:37:22 PM
I'm not really dead though. The barkeep truly is dead, as dead as we wish Daisy could be.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 03:55:15 PM
Will the Daisy bashing ever end?... LOL...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 03:56:57 PM
No.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 04:20:52 PM
Can't we bash someone else? Bashing Daisy's getting pretty old.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 04:59:06 PM
Hmmm.... Who else is as annoying?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 05:07:05 PM
who's gonna be the new barkeeper then?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 05:12:27 PM
Let's bash Waluigi!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 05:13:59 PM
*sweatdrop*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 06:04:09 PM
Why do we need a barkeep? Let's steal all the food!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 06:27:42 PM
im with BP
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 30, 2005, 06:30:16 PM
*Takes all the Marshmallow Peeps....by breaking open the cupboard with his axe!*  XD
Daisy is like Elaine on the show Seinfeld.  And as for Jerry, George, and Cramer...  Luigi, Mario, and Waluigi?  But that's not the point.  It's just that she's not a major character, but is still there, isn't as innocent as Peach, and is, quite frankly, an easy target for bashing.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 06:31:09 PM
*steals and drinks all beer*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 06:34:38 PM
What? No, I don't want to bash Kramer! I want to bash Waluigi! *Cries in frustration*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 06:37:11 PM
why does ppl want to bash ppl for no reason?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 06:45:48 PM
Dunno. *Goes back to bashing Waluigi*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 07:05:31 PM
So *hic* this is pretty much an abandoned bar huh?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ludwig on December 30, 2005, 08:14:56 PM
Eh...I suppose.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 30, 2005, 08:40:07 PM
Well, yeah, they're out of peeps.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 08:56:54 PM
You might (http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9979/mariobar4cw.png) say it's abandoned...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 30, 2005, 08:59:04 PM
.........beer ne1

(btw thats awsome pic)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 09:44:06 PM
No. Any egg nog or SoBe or Dr. Pepper or Febreze in there?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 09:54:59 PM
BTW, where's my choclate Big M mocktail?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 30, 2005, 09:57:24 PM
I say we all put in our effort, and get this place up and running again!  *Raises axe into the air*  And together, we will make the best darn Mario Bar in history!  Who's with me?!?!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 09:58:44 PM
I'll help!

/me takes out chainsaw
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 10:02:50 PM
Me too! *Activates battle armor w/ jet pack and laser sword*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on December 30, 2005, 10:04:58 PM
Is that really necessary?

ANYWHO... Let's start on the wallpaper. Which kind should we use? /me Sims build mode music starts
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 10:07:04 PM
Yes, Khold, I believe it is. LOL. :)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 10:20:06 PM
I'll be the supervisor! You'll do what I tell you to do. Mr.Melee, go clean the outside. Khold, go buy a window to replace the old one. Luigi Simpson, go get some boards to fix that huge hole, and use one to hit Daisy if you see her. The Blue Toad, Put the B back on top of the building and shine the i. The o is askew too. Metal_Slug_Mario, go remove the buisiness hours paper, replace the door. Ludwig, test those mushrooms and see if they're ok.

Edit: On second thought, leave the mushrooms.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ludwig on December 30, 2005, 10:25:19 PM
I'll help! Uh...let's see...I'll be some sort of bouncer, although it's not like I can kick anybody out of this threat...oh well...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 10:35:55 PM
Too bad there aren't enough boards to hit Daisy. *Whispers to Daisy to slink away*

Say, BP, my bird looks just like yours. His name is Pete, and, no, I'm not distracting you so Daisy can hit you with a board. *Daisy hits BP, who faints*

Umm... hide the body. You have three minutes. Good luck.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 10:38:36 PM
You're fired, LS. XD
Repairs are going well. They should be done in 8 minutes or much less.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 10:40:09 PM
Hey, I didn't hit you, Daisy did!
Me: Daisy, you're hired!
Daisy: Woohoo!
Me: Sorry, Daisy, you're fired.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 30, 2005, 10:45:08 PM
We're done!
Before (http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9979/mariobar4cw.png)
After (http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2320/mariobar20cr.png)
You see what the magic of MS Paint can do?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 30, 2005, 11:17:57 PM
Yep! And now, to dump all of the drink money and tips in the ocean!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 30, 2005, 11:55:10 PM
HORRAY!  And it's all because I put up the "B" and shined the "I"!!!  XD 
Drinks are on the house.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on December 31, 2005, 12:01:15 AM
That's pollution!  Get him! XD

I have a story to tell that doesn't really involve Mario but I have to say it anyway or I shall feel like my brain shall jolly well explode all over the crumpits.  A few days ago I saw a Game Tap commercial that showed different clips of video game characters dying (like Pac-Man, Tomb Raider, Sonic, etc.) and the music "Staying Alive" played in the background.  I couldn't believe this because for some reason I had this idea of a commercial where video game characters were close to dying and the "Staying Alive" song went with it.  I just found it neat how someone used a joke almost exactly like mine (but their's was funnier).  Great minds think alike!  And too much. 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 31, 2005, 12:04:23 AM
Pollution? Eh? Uh... nah... I'm just... supporting the less fortunate sea creatures. :D
Yeah, that's it. *Dumps more money into the ocean*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 31, 2005, 12:11:24 AM
XD. No one's less fortunate than my eardrums. Daisy's evil!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on December 31, 2005, 12:38:22 AM
Now all those sea turtles can finally afford social security.  Awwwww.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on December 31, 2005, 01:12:17 AM
Oh, great. We forgot we left Yoshi Girl in the freezer. I'm already sitting down, so can someone else go check on her?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 31, 2005, 01:15:57 AM
*Shoves Khold out of chair, and sits in chair*

Me: Liar! You're not in a chair! While you're up, why don't you go check on Yoshi Girl? Also, get me that Big M mocktail I want.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on December 31, 2005, 01:21:40 AM
Didn't your mother ever teach you manners? Never hit a woman... unless they give you lip!

Fine, I'll go check on her.
Um... she's all blue and frozen. When I touch her, my hand gets cold. Is she okay?
Let's put her next to the fire place.

By the way, Luigi Simpson, I gave your Big M mocktail to Yoshi Girl. She looked thirsty. :-\
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 31, 2005, 01:30:35 AM
Yoshi Girl: *melts*
Me: Hello?
Yoshi Girl: Who are you? And where are all the other members? Where's ooze? Where's Super Mario 123187? What happened to LORD_DUKE, FLUDD, and... You're all n00bs!
Me: Well, not anymore we're not. You've been stuck in that freezer for 3 years.
Yoshi Girl: What? 3 years? I'm going to be late for school! AAAAAH!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 31, 2005, 01:41:21 AM
Didn't your mother ever teach you manners? Never hit a woman...

Technically, I pushed you, but sorry. Anyway, I stole the drink off Yoshi Girl, because she got frozen again. *Accidentally switches freezer colder*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 31, 2005, 01:58:30 AM
Yoshi Girl's back in the freezer? Eh... Leave her there.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 31, 2005, 02:03:39 AM
Anyway, look at this! Freaky, huh?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 07:54:16 AM
*opens freezer, puts Yoshigirl by the fireplace* Hey, welcome to 2005. Don't get too excited because it isn't so great and it's ending soon. *fires Luigi Simpson* You're fired!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 31, 2005, 08:06:04 AM
About repairing the bar... I couldn't help because I was too busy staying up at night Playing MKDS :P
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 08:43:28 AM
*fires Metal_slug_Mario* You're fired!!!! *starts going on a firing spree*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on December 31, 2005, 08:47:15 AM
*Cries in shame*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on December 31, 2005, 08:53:35 AM
*fires Daisy* You're fired!!!!!!!!!!!! *fires Donald Trump*

Trump: You can't fire me!!

Yoshi55: Yes I can!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 31, 2005, 02:38:14 PM
I can't believe my internet's still working!! It's raining horrible!

Yoshi55, stop firing people or you're fired.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 31, 2005, 02:41:15 PM
Ack, it just did. I'd go back to edite but I'm scared I'll get disconnectified. Tomorrow, 20X6 begins!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 31, 2005, 11:52:49 PM
Since I won't be on here in 10 minutes when it actually happens...

Happy New Year TMK!!!

*Pyrotechnics go off in a WWE sort of way*

Cranky:  From all of us at SSB Live,  Happy New Year! 

Diddy: The new year is upon us!  And it's put 2005 in a headlock!   2006 is here!

Cranky: You heard it here first!  Check out SSB Live in the year 2006!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on December 31, 2005, 11:58:24 PM
By the way, did Yoshi Girl get banned/left?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 01, 2006, 12:09:55 AM
:D HAPPY NEW YEAR :D

from Kurosaki
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on January 01, 2006, 12:35:33 AM
Yoshi girl left before I was even a member here.  She just kind of founded this great establishment and then disappeared.  On the bright side however,

*cracks a Koopa Kola can open and chugs the whole thing in one sip.*

Now that's what I call a happy new year salute! 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 12:41:12 AM
The first game ever played in 2006 was Pac-Man on the Original Game boy, played by me.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on January 01, 2006, 12:44:52 AM
Actually, I think my brother and his friend were in the middle of a Madden Football game when the ball dropped. 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 01, 2006, 12:46:02 AM
the first thing I did this year was....print off a sheet with the title of "Co-star's revenge"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 12:57:26 AM
The Atari 2600 game "Custer's Revenge" made women angry, Native Americans angry, and others angry. In fact, that was the one time Atari sued a 3rd party developer. People were that offended.



Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 01, 2006, 12:59:56 AM
You guys deaf? I told you I was the barkeep around this joint.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 01:28:48 AM
I'll order some milk in this new year, 2006.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 01:33:20 AM
Can you get me some Romani Milk? I need the magic power to use all of my light arrows to fight Majora. Here's 200 rupees.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 01:35:52 AM
Let's all beat-up 2005!!

2005: Nooooo!!

*Yoshi55 starts beating up 2005*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 01:37:52 AM
If you would get me the Romani Milk I would help you out.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 01:42:18 AM
*gets romani milk* now will you help me beat up 2005?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 01:44:01 AM
Sure.
/me gets out bow and light arrows.

Wait, is 2005 evil? Because light arrows are only effective on evil...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 01:47:35 AM
2006 is evil! *Fires 2006*

Me: Wait, if 2006 doesn't come, then- *insert universal destruction here*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 01:54:13 AM
2005 was evil because it was boring
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 02:00:57 AM
Ooookay.

/me drinks up Romani Milk

Mmmmm, taste like magic! Wait, how do I make the arrow go all bright again? Uh... was there some kind of ocarina song or something? Ugh, I forgot.

/me hands the bow to Yoshi55

Do you know how? I hate using these things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 02:08:13 AM
I can use a bow and arrow! *Misses 2005, hits roof of Mario Bar, and it collapses*
Me: Oh, fiddlesticks. I'll just fire myself now. *Picks self up, and throws self out*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 01, 2006, 02:16:36 AM
It's now 2006 in this... place. 16 minutes ago. 20X6!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 02:31:36 AM
*Throws self back in*

Me: I think an earthquake will come soon.
*Earthquake destroys Mario Bar*
Me: Eheh. Security, throw me out!
Security: *Throws me out*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 04:28:19 AM
Yoshi55: YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!*fires Luigi Simpson*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 01, 2006, 02:09:49 PM
I will have the finest glass of bubbly champaign to celebrate the good new year, 2006.... whose name will be Greg.  Greg the year 2006.  A toast for Greg!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 01, 2006, 02:16:34 PM
That is a very good name for a year.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:36:32 PM
I overrule your decision and any that oppose will be FIRED.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 02:50:12 PM
Err, but I thought you were already fired... by yourself... three times now...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 01, 2006, 02:51:48 PM
I wasn't even fired once by myself.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on January 01, 2006, 02:53:01 PM
Oh, yeah. That was Luigi Simpson. Sorry! ;)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 01, 2006, 05:00:08 PM
*Hires self*
*Fires everyone*
*Fires self*
*Hires everyone*
*Head explodes*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Latias Dita on January 02, 2006, 02:13:26 AM
Wooh, how long have I been gone for? *Takes a seat and orders a Rasberry Iced Tea*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 02:15:48 AM
I'm sorry, no-one can serve you, because everyone's been fired. Feel free to help yourself to the drinks, though, and the stuff in the freezer. Just be carefyl around Yoshi Girl, though. She's been there for ages.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Latias Dita on January 02, 2006, 02:19:00 AM
*Sweat drops* So it seems. Oh well *Gets up and gets the iced tea herself*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 02:22:08 AM
Wait, no, everyone was rehired. My mistake. BTW, how can I talk? My head exploded!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on January 02, 2006, 02:24:59 AM
Luigi Simpson... had a little too much Lon Lon Milk. I'll serve you!

Here, one Raspberry Ice Tea! So... what's the whole story with you? Sudden disappearance?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Latias Dita on January 02, 2006, 02:34:22 AM
*Is holding two iced teas* Yay!

My my, that is quite the tale...It all started when I met this handsome Latios over at...

(Kidding XP)First there was getting everything ready for college, then the whole adjusting to college thing. I managed to work out a schedule, but something unusual got my attetion: fanfiction stories, Tales of Symphonia stories! I read it by teh truckloads along with some other games and anime. I sometimes went to other message boards, but never hear.

But taht's all behind me now. I'm back, and this time for good (hopefully).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on January 02, 2006, 02:35:59 AM
Ah... I see. Which college do you go to?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Latias Dita on January 02, 2006, 02:38:40 AM
Stony Brook, a New York State Univeristy right on the island in the neighboring county.
Title: Corn is hilarious!
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 02:40:10 AM
Okay, can someone un-explode my head? Thanks.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Latias Dita on January 02, 2006, 02:42:45 AM
Fine here *Uses Resta on Luigi Simpson's head* (Resta is a healing Technique from PSO)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 02:55:53 AM
Cool! Thanks! Anyway, Latias Dita, I understand that the Latias part of your username is from Pokemon, but where's the Dita from? I've always been confused about that Dita part.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Latias Dita on January 02, 2006, 03:02:36 AM
I'm surprised no one ever asked me that earlier.

Anyway, Dita is the name of my favorite character from my second favorite anime, Vandread. She's a very spunky and sort of childish girl. She reminds me of Latias since she has red hair and they're both cheerful, playful characters (well, the Latias in the fifth movie was). Thus I put the two together.


Here's Dita's pic by the way: http://mangas.gp.free.fr/images/vandread/Vandread-01.jpg
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 03:44:30 AM
I like Latios better. How he- when he- to save them- and he- yeah. The fifth movie. That was just awesome.

BTW, if Latios' father did that as well, and legends don't breed in the Pokemon games, then how was there a whole family of Latios/Latias?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Latias Dita on January 02, 2006, 03:51:55 AM
Well to tell the truth I like both dragons equally. I chose Latias since, well I'm female.

I believe the Emerald Pokedex for one of them says that they live in small family groups. Now Legends can't breed mainly to avoid people creating armies of them. I'm personally not convinced there's only one of each in the world (anime or game-wise). If you prefere thogh, then perhaps the Lati are the only Legends with multiple members since they compliment each other. That's their legend, if you will. You still can't bred them in the games, but again, that's too prevent making so many.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 02, 2006, 09:46:49 PM
Hey!  It's Latias Dita!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 02, 2006, 10:00:34 PM
My power's been out all day. When it came on, me and my family watched Charlie & the Chocolate factory. Much better than the old version if you ask me, It followed the book better.Just opinion, no one else comment, it was just an explanation of where I've been all day. I had a slice of bread for breakfast and Swedish Fish for lunch. I want food now...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 10:03:47 PM
Swedish fish... does it taste nice?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 02, 2006, 10:08:37 PM
Swedish Fish are good! Unless you mean actual swimming fish imported from Sweden, I don't know, I haven't tasted a fish from Sweden. The candy, Swedish Fish, it's chewy and made in Canada.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 10:10:39 PM
Say, who here has read the 'How Do You Beat the Not-true Level?' topic? Isn't it hilarious? It made me ROFL.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 02, 2006, 10:22:23 PM
No, got a link?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 02, 2006, 10:30:54 PM
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=4910.0

Just don't bump it, or the mods will probably kill you. BTW, it's in My Favourites.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 03, 2006, 07:51:22 AM
My power's been out all day. When it came on, me and my family watched Charlie & the Chocolate factory. Much better than the old version if you ask me, It followed the book better.Just opinion, no one else comment, it was just an explanation of where I've been all day. I had a slice of bread for breakfast and Swedish Fish for lunch. I want food now...

Old version is WAAAAAYYYY better in my opinion. Not to mention the made Johnny Depp look like Micheal Jackson. 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 03, 2006, 01:50:48 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 03, 2006, 05:57:05 PM
*laughs at corny joke, puts cob of corn in ledzeppelinrocks' drink*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 03, 2006, 08:29:17 PM
I liked the new movie better.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tv_Themes on January 03, 2006, 08:31:44 PM
*Comes in and orders a Kalik*

Lol, I haven't a clue whats going on here.

(why did I post then? I dunno, I was just bored. BTW Kalik is a real beer, just foreign.)

Edit: *Continues to be under the influence of the nasty foreign beer.*

Shay did anyone figure out what "L is Real 2401" stand fer? I think there is a secret level under that star, I guss Bowser has the key. You just gotsta do something incredible first.

*Orders a Heinekan and a Mario Juice* *Makes a Mario style William Gibson*

On Topic: I like the 1971 Willy Wonka Better. The kids were much better in that version.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 03, 2006, 09:21:03 PM
I've learned one thing from watching those movies.  That fat kid always goes first  XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 03, 2006, 09:22:09 PM
World under the star? You must be very drunk.

Did anyone read the ending for Wario's Super Power?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tv_Themes on January 03, 2006, 09:33:20 PM
"Yo Kerokero Cola, a Budweiser, a Yoshi Aide and a Mushroom."

*Takes out Masher from SMRPG, smashes the Mushroom into powder and mixes it with Kero Cola, Bud and Yoshi Aide all together.*

Yeah I think it might be a jungle level because there wasn't one in the game itself. Maybe the fabled "Orange Switch" is in that world. You know, it makes Mario change clothes into Fire Mario.

Onto another topic, whenever a play Mario and decide its time to become fire Mario I think in my head, "Mario needs to change clothes now!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 04, 2006, 01:08:54 AM
You poor soul.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 04, 2006, 01:13:31 AM
Yeah. Now, I'm going to fall off my chair. Why? Because I've had too many meatballs. *Falls off chair*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 05, 2006, 04:10:36 PM
*laughs at corny joke, puts cob of corn in ledzeppelinrocks' drink*

YAY! I love corn! ;D

But, you are right, that Johnny Depp joke is seriously overplayed. :(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 05, 2006, 04:54:44 PM
I wish I could play my SNES. Too bad the freaking controller's broke. I can try... but It might not work.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 05, 2006, 04:58:31 PM
That's a shame. I remember when I first played a SNES. My first game was Super Mario Kart. I stunk at it. :(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 05, 2006, 05:11:10 PM
My first game was SMW. I tried to play SMK just now, but the controllers stuck...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 06:16:58 PM
NES controllers are stronger. Is it possible to modify a Super Scope to work with NES?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 06, 2006, 06:18:28 PM
Yes, SNES controllers have very short lives. No, the Super Scope doesn't work with the NES even if you have a SNES-NES controller... thingy.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on January 06, 2006, 06:20:23 PM
All you do is shove the NES controller into the Super Scope like so...

*shoves NES controller into the tip of gun*

THen, you SOMEHOW plug bthe hybrid into an outlet and watch yourself light up!!

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 06:31:57 PM
The NES and SNES have the same number of pins for the controller slot.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 06, 2006, 06:35:25 PM
Oh, they do. I never noticed. So what, do you just pull the plastic thing holding them in place off and stick the pins in the other system?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 06:46:34 PM
You have to know what pin does what because you may ruin your NES/SNES.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 07:10:31 PM
I wish I had 2 working SNES controllers. :(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 06, 2006, 07:12:57 PM
Me too. Every time my a friend comes over we can't play anything but Gamecube. Well, that's not true, you can pass the controller back and forth.in a 2-player Mario game like SMB. I wish SMB2 had a 2-player mode.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 07:14:30 PM
Doesn't it have a 2 player mode in SMAS? I don't want to check right now.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 07:49:47 PM
You can find an NES for cheap anywhere and SMB1, 2, and 3
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 06, 2006, 07:53:28 PM
SMB2 never has, had a 2-player mode, not even as DDP.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshi55 on January 06, 2006, 07:55:44 PM
You can use 2 controllers with it, the 2nd controller can be used to execute the suicide code (up, A, B)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:01:56 PM
Did anyone notice I was gone? I didn't.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on January 06, 2006, 08:05:31 PM
WHO ARE YOU!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:12:32 PM
I am not dude668!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 06, 2006, 08:14:21 PM
Here's my shopping list, written on paper with mushroom patterns.

PMTTYD
M&L: PiT
2 SNES controllers
a N64 controller
USB cable for my camera
New DS Styli.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 08:16:29 PM
<offtopic> Excuse me, but can anyone help me catch Moltres in Pokemon Red? I'm trying to catch the birds, Mewtwo and Mew. I've already got Articuno and Mew. </offtopic>
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:21:10 PM
Umm, I'm confused, but go to the victory road to catch Moltres. It onvovles moving blocks into holes.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 08:26:01 PM
I know, I've saved right next to it. I'm going up against it with a Level 39 Omanyte, and I get it down to low health then throw an Ultra Ball, but they always miss. :( It's so frustrating! >:(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:28:16 PM
I heard a cheat somewhere that says legendary birds can be caught w/ 3 pokeballs. Try it and tell me if it works.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 08:31:38 PM
I'll try, but I'm next to broke after trying to catch Zapdos.

BTW, could Articuno knock out Zapdos in one hit?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 06, 2006, 08:32:51 PM
With an Ice Beam or Blizzard probably. And if it's at level 70 or something.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 06, 2006, 08:33:01 PM
If Zapdos was at level 50 while Articuno was at level 156, then yes.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 08:55:48 PM
No, if both are at Level 50. I mean, Ice can KO Flying, but Electric can KO Flying, but the question is- what will first?

BTW, I really want to get LeafGreen.

My Moltres battle log:

Wild Lvl 50 Moltres appears!
Go, Omanyte! (L37)
Moltres uses Peck!
It's not very effective...
Omanyte uses Surf!
It's Super Effective!
Moltres uses Peck!
It's not very effective...
Omanyte uses Water Gun!
It's super effective!
Moltres uses Fire Spin!
It missed!
Omanyte used Blizzard!
It's super effective!
Moltres uses Peck!
Critical hit!
It's not very effective...
Omanyte used Water Gun!
It's Super Effective!
Moltres fainted!

I'm too strong... :(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sunbun on January 06, 2006, 11:10:11 PM
it happens.

not as bad as using your Master Ball on a bird instead of Raikou or Mewtwo or whatever, though.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 06, 2006, 11:20:27 PM
I used my Emerald Master Ball on Abra. A Level 9 Abra. In the Granite Cave. That knew Teleport. I'm soon going to stop. Talking like this. LOL.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 07, 2006, 01:37:29 AM
I had Fire Red once... a Fire Red ROM, anyway. The ROM couldn't save, though, so I couldn't get past the credits after beating the elite 4. It was cool, but I really wanted to get Johto Pokemon... never got them.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: booo95 on January 08, 2006, 03:57:36 PM
You know that family guy episode where licking a toad is a drug. I wonder what would happen if you licked toad from mario.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on January 08, 2006, 04:26:04 PM
He'd probably smack you. Because, you know, most people don't like being licked by strangers.

Anyways, I haven't played Pokemon for ages, but my trick for catching the birds was to bring a couple weaker Pokemon to the fight, and knock the thing down to almost no hits (Bring out the weaker ones to knock off, say, 5 or so HP a hit), and then hurl whatever the best not-Master ball is once you do that until you succeed. It took me like a dozen or so throws every time.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: bobman37 on January 08, 2006, 04:34:08 PM
My strategy for snatching rare Pokemon (in Red, Blue or Yellow): Simple. Duplicate your masterball. Easy as pie.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 08, 2006, 05:11:36 PM
Well, all of the Pokeballs miss. I've tried Ultra Ball, Great Ball, normal Pokeball, and I can't use Master Ball. Looks like I'll never catch Zapdos, Moltres and Mewtwo. :(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on January 08, 2006, 05:23:33 PM
I have a Moltres for my Yellowm but the game is somewhere under the couch cushions.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 08, 2006, 06:26:49 PM
I have a Gold and I've lost it a lot, mostly to seat cushions. Does anyone remember Cloud World? In Red and Blue?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 09, 2006, 01:59:53 AM
Nah... Thisis becoming more of a pokemon bar...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 09, 2006, 02:05:47 AM
Yeah! Who brought up Pokemon anyway? Was it you, Bird Person? (jk)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 10, 2006, 05:40:38 PM
I'm eating desert somewhere else, but don't tell anyone.
Ha! An almost blank response!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 10, 2006, 06:41:54 PM
You're eating a desert? o_0
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 11, 2006, 09:54:12 PM
And cue the gasps...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 11, 2006, 09:56:04 PM
Anyway... I need a nice, foaming glass of... creamy soda. The trash kind.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 12, 2006, 01:08:35 PM
No. i had dessert. Can I have a Dr.Pepper?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on January 12, 2006, 04:58:50 PM
Now, to do a show for the nice people visiting, I will do a show.
Now, prepare for something that would maek even Shakespere gasp!
*Waves arms like a chicken while saying 'Moooo' in a high-pitched voice while hopping on a ball*
Some guy: Now I can see why Shakespere would gasp.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 12, 2006, 05:25:43 PM
Shakespere:  "My gosh!  That's so hot!  *GASP!" 
Cue the disgusting looks as Shakespere faints...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 12, 2006, 08:47:30 PM
Bartender, throw me a fried eraser. I just suddenly got a deep craving for fried eraser. Don't ask.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 12, 2006, 09:08:41 PM
wooooooooooooooo fried eraser
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 12, 2006, 10:09:26 PM
Everything tastes better fried.

*Eats deep-fried mouse*

This one squeaks. Wait, is this- *faints*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 12, 2006, 10:11:48 PM
You ate Algernon! NOOOOOOOOO!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 12, 2006, 10:12:14 PM
No, this is Baldogap.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: HolyAarom on January 13, 2006, 04:08:27 PM
What?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 04:17:17 PM
I don't know.

I want a vodka. So what if I'm underage??? It's an outrage, I tell you! *Falls off stool*
Title: Re: Bigluigifan1.0 needs to leave the forums.
Post by: Bigluigifan1.0 on January 13, 2006, 04:42:11 PM
High there.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on January 13, 2006, 05:27:04 PM
Everything tastes better fried.




Here here.  I'll eat to that.

*Eats a deep fried Twinkie.*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 05:30:32 PM
*Eats deep-fried deep-frier*

How did this happen?

*Looks at what I'm eating*

Meh. *Eats more*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on January 13, 2006, 05:31:47 PM
Everything tastes better fried.
I find the opposite to be true; things taste worse when deep fried. I can't stand the greasiness and tasting my arteries clogging. Blech. Why eat something that makes something taste worse AND be unhealthier to eat?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 05:46:28 PM
I was exaggerating. I do it all the time.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 13, 2006, 08:22:11 PM
What about a deep-fried Snickers bar! I've had one before! :D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 08:35:25 PM
I prefer my Snickers bars frozen, thank you very much.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 13, 2006, 08:40:21 PM
Try both!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 09:10:13 PM
Indeed!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 13, 2006, 09:10:29 PM
Mmmmmm.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 09:14:14 PM
Yummm.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 13, 2006, 09:17:47 PM
The d-f Snickers was the bar wrapped in a d-f tortilla covered with whipped cream and chocolate sauce. SApph will be puking soon, I bet.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ambulance Y on January 13, 2006, 11:21:50 PM
My gosh that sounds suprememly unhealthy Almost unbelievebly so. Yet tempting to eat!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 13, 2006, 11:29:08 PM
Looks tempting, eh? Read these lyrics from one of my favourite bands:

My friend had a baby and I went around to meet it
I said, "Ooh, look, it's so cute! So cute that you could I eat it!"
Everyone agreed with what I said, they told me I was right
So I don't why they all went off their heads when I went in for the bite.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Yoshisaurus Rex on January 13, 2006, 11:29:09 PM
Not long ago I went to a state fair and had some kind of fried chocolate treat thing.  It was okay but not that exciting to me.  I probably would have liked it frozen much better.  On the other hand, fried ice cream tastes soooooooo gooooooood!!  Mmmmmmm-MMMMMM!!  Anyone tried that?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 13, 2006, 11:32:36 PM
Frozen always seems better than fried.  Fried just makes everything unhealthy.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 14, 2006, 06:36:12 AM
Whoa. TBT sounds like Sapph *no offense to the real Sapph*
I'll take some hot chocolate and 2 chocolate glazed donuts, and not the cheap too sugary Krusty Krumbs kind.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 14, 2006, 01:32:56 PM
Who decided to work here, anyway? Get me some egg nog quickly, or I'll go over to the Kirby Bar.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on January 14, 2006, 01:34:25 PM
I told you guys.
We need NEW management.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 14, 2006, 05:01:54 PM
I'll work for maximum wage, or a $1.50 J/k. Give me $10 an hour and I'm in.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 14, 2006, 07:23:06 PM
...No one pays for any of this stuff. No one gets paid.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 11:52:02 AM
Fine. I'll do it for charity if I get free quarters for arcades and free meals from here.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 15, 2006, 01:51:08 PM
man i really need to log on to the forums more often...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 15, 2006, 04:05:27 PM
Well, you haven't missed much. Have you met our member who joined on Friday the 13th? *knocks over a NES*  -_-'
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 15, 2006, 08:33:03 PM
It's pretty still around here......

*Tumbleweed passes by*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 15, 2006, 09:02:13 PM
/me pays everyone

Bird Person, you lose!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on January 15, 2006, 09:45:14 PM
/me takes money and buys ... wait.  this is a wooden nickle

/me dies
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on January 15, 2006, 10:43:26 PM
Er...Um...Huh?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 15, 2006, 11:10:05 PM
*Steals everyone's money*
*Gives money back*
*Kidnaps Peach*
*Rescues Mario*
*Talks to Yoshi*
*Gives everyone lollipops*
*Dies*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 16, 2006, 12:40:37 AM
You couldn't have taken three seconds to revive me? I'm not important enough? HUH?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 16, 2006, 01:24:22 AM
Nope, you're not. XD (jk)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on January 16, 2006, 01:27:27 AM
It's a bird.  It's a plane.  It's Super Ma...  Oh, nevermind it's just Bird Person rising from the ashes.

/me goes to bed (not with LD this time)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 16, 2006, 01:29:46 AM
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaah. I've coooooome to.... order a meatball sandwich.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 16, 2006, 01:32:04 AM
Sorry, but we've... run out of meatballs! Mwa hahahahahaha!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 16, 2006, 01:32:52 AM
..............My stomach will be avenged.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 16, 2006, 01:35:10 AM
Hey? Guess what? I don't even work here!

*Runs away making chicken noises*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 10:25:17 AM
Well, I work here, I think. I don't know. Just pay me and I'll make it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 16, 2006, 02:02:48 PM
I've got 11 3/4 cents. Enough?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 16, 2006, 02:59:08 PM
Sure. Will that be all before I play the arcades?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Big_C on January 17, 2006, 04:24:35 PM
Anyone know that Yahooligans took off the Mario cartoons?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 17, 2006, 04:34:44 PM
Not me *gives BP his change and runs off to play the arcades*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 18, 2006, 08:22:47 PM
Anyone know that Yahooligans took off the Mario cartoons?

Yeah, I checked the other day and was very sad.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: bigexplosions on January 19, 2006, 10:23:34 AM
*walks into the bar*

A round of beers for everyone!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on January 19, 2006, 03:30:18 PM
 *everyone recieves the descendents of a German astronomer*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 19, 2006, 04:29:20 PM
I'll give the whole house Gino's Pizza if you get rid of the beer.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on January 20, 2006, 12:18:17 AM
Nobody got my Wilhelm Beer joke, eh? No matter, Mr. Melee, I'm confident that there will be no rounds of grainy mulch.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 20, 2006, 04:07:07 PM
Give me a break please. Aw, who cares? Try Gino's Pizza!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Tingrio on January 20, 2006, 05:44:31 PM
Give me a break please. Aw, who cares? Try Gino's Pizza!

Pizza!? I love pizza! Take me there Mr. Melee!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 20, 2006, 06:49:58 PM
I posted the site a while ago in the Mario Bar. Try and find it.

EDIT: Page 189.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on January 27, 2006, 03:05:19 PM
I wonder how many pages this thread will get...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sharpen on January 27, 2006, 03:08:05 PM
Well, in that case, one more..with me entering the bar. ;) Can I have a whiskey pls?? Tulamore Dew or Ballantines or so.. *hips* :P
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 27, 2006, 07:07:14 PM
This thread does have a lot of pages, doesn't it?

I'll have a couple of glasses of champaign.  Afterall, I'm not going to be driving tonight ;-)
.......No seriously, Vivian has the keys.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on January 27, 2006, 07:09:18 PM
Vivian isn't even here... You must be overloaded on those Chuckolas, huh?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on January 27, 2006, 07:14:00 PM
No, Vivian comes with me everywhere.  She's my spokeswoman!! 
*Falls off stool, but is still capable of talking*
Vivian!  Provide some music!!
*Vivian lays on glossy black piano (being played by Doopliss) and begins to sing calm songs to add to the atmosphere of the bar*
*Beldam and Marilyn order another round*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 29, 2006, 04:01:29 AM
This is the best marshmallow ever, who was... I mean, who made it?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 30, 2006, 06:23:43 PM
The cook. That's not my job. It's Les the Turtle's job.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on January 30, 2006, 06:37:00 PM
?o_o?
Has the bar been closed since I wasn't here?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 02, 2006, 07:22:42 PM
Apparently.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kojinka on February 02, 2006, 10:01:38 PM
*The Mushroom Mage enters*
I am the Mushroom Mage!
*sits and orders root beer*
Went to the mall for lunch after performing in a jazz festival, and when I passed the arcade, I saw Mario Kart Arcade GP!  I wish I could've played it, but I didn't have time. :(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on February 02, 2006, 10:39:24 PM
I haven't been posting a whole lot as of yesterday and today. I've been playing Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. It's great, but I don't know anyone who wouldn't go insane trying to play it without a walkthrough.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on February 02, 2006, 10:53:13 PM
I can't imagine anyone respecting themselves after playing through WITH a walkthrough.
It's not that hard a game.  And if you're talking about perfecting it, I'm sure that anybody who cared enough to try would figure things out eventually.

Kids: don't do walkthroughs.
It ruins games.

Seriously.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on February 02, 2006, 10:59:32 PM
Yeah, you're right...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kojinka on February 03, 2006, 12:39:39 PM
I used a walkthrough when I first played OoT cause I was new to the entire Zelda franchise.  But I was able to beat FSA and TMC without much help.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: bobman37 on February 03, 2006, 04:30:25 PM
I can play OoT without any help now, thanks to the number of times I've beaten it. I normally require walkthroughs for that type of game =/
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 03, 2006, 09:31:02 PM
i really got to be on the forums more often... im only on on weekends..
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 04, 2006, 04:58:48 PM
Even though BP hasn't been online a lot, he's still beating Sapphira in time online, isn't he? That's an amazing feat! ;)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 04, 2006, 07:32:27 PM
I've almost beaten the Windwaker, but I'm at Ganon's Towers and it reminds me too much of Valoo's volcano level, so I"m putting it off...
Now, the thing about this game is that I've seen my cousin play most all of the levels.  I really loved the looks of the game, and bought it even though I already knew how to do everything.  Regrets?  Nope.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kojinka on February 04, 2006, 08:58:37 PM
It is a really great game, but sad how the ignorant people dis it for its cartoony appearance.  But I, for one, Iike TWW's graphics.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 04, 2006, 09:53:46 PM
im stuck on the part where you have to find the triforce shards

i just lack interest in playing the game...All you do is sail............................hey a new item!!!!!!!!!!!!!beat boss...sail........................................(and so on)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on February 05, 2006, 02:08:22 AM
Oh crap! I forgot that yesterday was my 1-year anniversary of joining the Fungi Forums!!! XP Oh well... If you're by some miracle about ten minutes west of my time zone, celebrate now.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 05, 2006, 01:47:09 PM
Today is my 3 Month Anniversary! *whirls fingers around in the air*

More importantly, though, today...is...SUPER BOWL SUNDAY!!!!!! Woohoo! GO STEELERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 05, 2006, 02:09:08 PM
not a football person .....im a computer person! (we know whos a bird person XD)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 05, 2006, 02:22:14 PM
Are you a Person Person? Well, I'm a Bird Person! <- possible sig for BP. Probably not. Just needed to let off a little steam from my Pointless Gauge.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 05, 2006, 02:25:54 PM
whats your pointless gauge at now?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 05, 2006, 02:27:12 PM
Still sideways 8.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on February 05, 2006, 05:27:51 PM
I'm not a football person either. I wish Super Smash Bros. Melee were a sport on TV.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 07, 2006, 09:34:08 PM
I beat TWW!  It was really great, it was.  Aw yes.  A good game right there, a very good game.  Puppet Ganon was so fun to fight!  His spider form (I found) was rather hilarious.  Just going up and then plopping down like that.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ambulance Y on February 07, 2006, 09:54:21 PM
Yes, great game. The final strike with your sword is just like...whoa.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on February 07, 2006, 09:57:13 PM
Indeed to that!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 08, 2006, 09:18:19 AM
Can someone take my place for now? I'm sick.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on February 09, 2006, 01:49:30 AM
Turtles! Gino's Pizza! I'm pointless! XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 09, 2006, 04:04:30 PM
If I were a Simon Cowell, I would fail you on the spot. Besides, I'm about recovered now (right in time for the weekend!)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 12, 2006, 02:55:01 PM
~-edit-~ sorry I posted it twice at the same time before i was warned

 ~ARGH! Again, image removed. Stop posting it, unless you clean it up or unless you want banned! ~Sapph
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 12, 2006, 03:27:44 PM
-_0?

The 'Bar is back! Who wants some Power Punch on the house?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 12, 2006, 03:31:41 PM
right here
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 12, 2006, 03:35:01 PM
*slides it down* Drink up sir. Tis a special day, eh? It's zee Pro Bowl, wee? Count-a my various accents! Many, si?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on February 12, 2006, 10:15:27 PM
Bird Person, I've somewhat made SSB a sport on TV.  Well, more of a radio thing I guess, being as it's only in text.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dairy King on February 15, 2006, 09:14:14 PM
Wow.
This is still running. Almost 4 years. Crazy.
*gets all starry-eyed about the pass*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on February 17, 2006, 07:07:48 PM
Crazy? CRAZY? This place is MORE then crazy!
*Does the long-awaited CHCIKEN DANCE!*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 18, 2006, 11:05:53 AM
*gets out the accordian*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on February 18, 2006, 05:46:52 PM
*gets out the Febreze*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 18, 2006, 06:01:01 PM
*gets out the Knights of the Round Table*

Knights of Camelot: [singing] We're knights of the Round Table, we dance whene'er we're able. We do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impec-cable, We dine well here in Camelot, we eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.

We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and able, Quite in-de-fa-ti-gable. Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable...

It's a busy life in Camelot!

Me: I have to push the pram a lot..!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on February 19, 2006, 01:27:39 AM
*Dances on the Round Table*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Khold on February 19, 2006, 01:29:15 AM
*Puts a one dollar bill on the table that dude677 is dancing on*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on February 19, 2006, 01:35:10 AM
Sweet!
*Runs off into street, almost getting ran over, to get to some store*
One bubble gum, please!
*Hands over dollar, grabs gum, runs back to Mario Bar and starts dancing again*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 19, 2006, 01:37:02 AM
*Starts dancing beside dude677 and the rest of the Knights*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on February 19, 2006, 01:38:37 AM
Everybody! Ole! Ole!
*Starts fighting with a bull while dancing the Mambo with the bartender*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 19, 2006, 01:40:23 AM
What have you done?

*Walks away with the Knights behind him*
*Enters Wario Bar*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 19, 2006, 03:31:34 PM
Woohoinkk! *dances and plays guitar* We are all crzy! Damburgsits on the house! WeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEE!!!!!!! Tree! Tree! Wolfy! *passes out from being supercrazy*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on February 20, 2006, 10:30:38 AM
Sorry I just came to get a drink. I think I'll have a Koopa Kola and a koopaburger.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on February 20, 2006, 10:39:03 AM
/me peeks in from the Mario Fallout Shelter (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=4737.0)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on February 20, 2006, 12:48:28 PM
I coming back here every day forever and ever and ever and ever (i think i might just move in here).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on February 21, 2006, 09:46:09 PM

*Said in Inspector Clouseau impression.*
Hellooo.  I would like to buy a deburguh
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 22, 2006, 02:08:48 AM
Hh, t's fnny tht ll f th vwls wr rmvd frm ths sntnc.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 24, 2006, 04:27:48 PM
I coming back here every day forever and ever and ever and ever (i think i might just move in here).

Yes! Thats It! Mario Hotel! Mario Hotel! or something like that...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on February 24, 2006, 05:12:40 PM
I miss the Luigi Hotel... it was funny when boomstix/Bowser came and started attacking the hotel...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on February 25, 2006, 12:46:32 PM
Here's your order MLF. That'll be $25 bucks, and it's okay to tip.

No no no, Jman, it's damburgah! Or maybe both. Who cares, that movie's great.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on February 25, 2006, 02:26:58 PM
That's it. I'm leaving to start the "Mario Hotel". I  will give the first 10 guests a secret surprise.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on February 25, 2006, 03:34:25 PM
NO! that was my idea... oh well... I would be a bad...uh, Hotel Manager
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Big_C on March 07, 2006, 03:14:32 PM
Who has checked out Super Princess Peach on DS?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 07, 2006, 03:39:21 PM
ME!!! It rules. And I'm a Guy!.....(seirously I did!)

Well there goes my socail status
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 07, 2006, 04:01:13 PM
I need to check it out! What drinks are being offered here? I need a boost of energy!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on March 07, 2006, 05:00:59 PM
It's so good to own your own 4 star hotel. Waiter can I have drink and a burger?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 07, 2006, 05:01:38 PM
Whos the waiter?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on March 07, 2006, 05:03:01 PM
let's just call her Betty for now.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 07, 2006, 05:10:47 PM
Betty, dear! Can you get me a strawberry smoothie with diced strawberries in it? Don't you dare put any type of liquor in it. It's against my relgion!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kojinka on March 07, 2006, 08:08:45 PM
The Mushroom Mage is running amok in the hotel. (sips drink) She better not wreck my Gamecube.  Where are my adopted brothers?
15 year-old Mario bros enter.
Teen Mario: Uhh, how old are you?
Kojinka: None your beeswax, (beep)!
Teen Luigi: Woah!  Okay, surrogate sis!  I think you've had enough for tonight.
*Teenage bros drag Kojinka out
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 09, 2006, 04:35:42 PM
*bartender (me) comes back in to find this* Oh. So replcements, eh? *kicks Betty out* Now then. Where were we? Oh yes. Does anyone have an order to place?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 09, 2006, 06:24:27 PM
I want some strawberry shortcake!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Big_C on March 09, 2006, 08:44:10 PM
(whips out laptop, listens to the new playlist on WTMK.) Darn this music is good! Oh, Can I have a slice Of Pepperoni Pizza?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 10, 2006, 12:42:26 PM
Yes and yes. First, let me go play Frogger.

*comes back* Here you go. $5  for the shortcake, and $314 for the slice o' pizza.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 10, 2006, 04:02:04 PM
I have a mushroom soup, the mushroom soda, and some mushroom drops with mushroom pizza. Oh and cut down on the mushroooms.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on March 10, 2006, 07:27:45 PM
man am i thirsty. Oh don't mind me I am a regular joe even though i own a ****
(not a curse word, just didn't feel like typing out 4 star)hotel across the street down by the bay where the watermellons grow. Which back to my home I dare not go because if I do my mother will say, " Did you ever see a Toad walking down the road?". Anyways what is the drink special? Give me that an some cherry pie which I hear is something hard to find around here. Actually you better make it a strawberry cheesecake. Hey it ain't everyday I get a strange craving for the exotic.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 11, 2006, 12:51:03 PM
Here's your food and bill, MSM.

Mush. soup= $1
Mush. soda= $.75
Mush. pizza= $pi
Mush. drops= $1,100

And mlf104:

Drink special (mushroom ala tarte)= $504
Strwbr. Chsck.= $.72

Bon appetite.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 11, 2006, 12:52:00 PM
Hey! Here's you $5! *hands Mr.Melee 5 bucks* Now, may I have a rootbeer?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on March 11, 2006, 12:55:38 PM
*takes the $5 and runs
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 11, 2006, 12:56:45 PM
*chases Bird Person, knocking over tables* Hey! That wasn't yours! I swear, I'll get out daisy's "HI! I'm Daisy!" if you don't stop!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 11, 2006, 01:00:39 PM
*hires Warren Sapp, who bull-dozes BP; grabs the 5*
Thank you. Here's a root beer. You owe $.02.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 11, 2006, 01:06:03 PM
Okay! *gives him 2.00* Just a tip!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on March 11, 2006, 01:18:01 PM
Gack... Daisy'd and then bulldozed...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on March 11, 2006, 10:45:11 PM
I need to decide who I'm taking to the dance at the Mario Hotel.  I've also been consuming sugary treats all day and need something to fall asleep. 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 11, 2006, 10:47:29 PM
I thought you were taking pt_peach?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on March 11, 2006, 10:48:45 PM
Oh yeah.  Sorry, I'm always absent-minded at night.  I tend to forget things when I'm tired. 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kojinka on March 12, 2006, 12:05:01 PM
Kojinka enters
Kojinka: Perhaps this will keep you awake. *gives Jman Mountain Dew* Keep the change, bartender.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on March 12, 2006, 12:40:49 PM
*drinks Dew*

Whoa...thanks for the rush!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 12, 2006, 03:19:25 PM
Here's your food and bill, MSM.

Mush. soup= $1
Mush. soda= $.75
Mush. pizza= $pi
Mush. drops= $1,100

What? dollars? US dollars? you mean I can't pay in coins?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on March 14, 2006, 06:35:15 PM
*Walks into <Mario Bar.

random guy: hey Jman.  What are you up to?

Me: My ideal weight if I were 6'6".
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on March 16, 2006, 03:42:28 PM
Okay, that was a stupid joke from Cheers.  Hows about March Madness?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on March 16, 2006, 04:07:34 PM
*Walks in*
Okay, four things.
One: No Chicken Dance.
Two: A Barq's Root beer.
Three: The toilet.
Four:
You know what writers block is, its when they don't write anything for a while while writing a new book? I just finished adding the new Chapter to a long awaited story to post to the FF, My One and Only. I just lifted by block and threw it over the cliff!
You should really check it out!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 16, 2006, 04:24:51 PM
Does anyone remember Mario and TMK Unite? Well, I've started the remake of it- but only as a teaser, to see if people are interested. So far, I've done the prologue (722 words -_-) and I kinda like how it turned out. Should I post it in it's own thread as a standalone teaser?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on March 16, 2006, 04:37:16 PM
Well...
Since its a remake...
Can I be in it?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 16, 2006, 04:42:24 PM
Well, it's jsut a preview for now... I've got a lot of things on my 'To Do' list:

Fanfiction.net story
PE2k story
Program game

Meh, I'll post it anyway. Sorry, but I've already put all the characters in the Prologue... this is just to see if a remake would be the right thing to do, or to jsut leave it.

BTW, if I do end up continuing it, yes, all regular members will be in it. Should be easier with Sapphira's regular member list.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on March 16, 2006, 04:45:16 PM
ooo... you're making a game...

...so am I.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 18, 2006, 06:44:38 PM
Yes, in coins, or pi, MSM.

I owe you pi for that Barqs, dude677. Here you go. Free refills to everyone if they give me AC:WW.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on March 18, 2006, 06:48:02 PM
*Digs into pocket*
Hmm...
Candy Wrapper,
Bananna Peel,
Gamecube,
Plasma Screen TV,
Confinscated rims,
Motorolla Phone,
Ferrari Keys,
Michael Jackson...

Nope, sorry Melee Man. (I can call you that, right?)
Oh, yes.
A new chapter to my fan-fic!
Who's actually reading it anyway?
I see about 83 views, and i am pretty suprised...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 18, 2006, 06:57:46 PM
Melee Man is fine. I said I owe you pi. Tell me if you get it in my language.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on March 18, 2006, 06:59:19 PM
Sure, i understand...
Can I get it in apple?
But Cream is fine.
But I am fond of chocolate.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 19, 2006, 10:36:04 AM
Pi, eh? *goes to the kitchen and comes back with an apron on* I'll be the waitress here from know on! *turns to Mr.Melee* It'll be less work for you. *pulls out $3.14* Is that what he owes you? $3.12?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 19, 2006, 05:42:02 PM
Yes, $3.14. You get regular wage, Peach, which is 2pi an hour.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 19, 2006, 06:48:16 PM
YaY! I get, uh, *(al(ulate* 3.14 x 2 = 6.28! Yay! I'll be waiting on anybody!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 20, 2006, 05:53:39 PM
Okay, then I'll just go play those arcades.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on March 20, 2006, 06:55:43 PM
*Digs into pockets, finds 4 dollars, hands it to Melee Man*
Keep the change!

Oh, and, I was wondering, how much is the wage for security? I got a BB gun that is just waiting to shoot at someone, preferably...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on March 25, 2006, 05:01:28 PM
3pi an hour, and you get a 20pi award for helping prevent a burglary.

----NEW JOB----

Wanted: Supplier of DS's for all bar patrons. Please apply and if you give us the DS's, you will be awarded with 200pi.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on March 27, 2006, 02:57:56 PM
I came back for a drink and to chat -takes a drink-. I was thinking. We have the wonderful Mario Bar, and now we have what I started the Mario Hotel. I think we should come up with a Peach Beach where we could all hang out at and swim or just chill in the sun. Hmm... that gives me an idea! -puts drink down-
I'll be back.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 27, 2006, 03:31:48 PM
I haven't been doing my job! *cleans up the entire place* All better! Ya'll want anything else?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on March 28, 2006, 04:20:04 PM
Heh. Security is fun!
*Shoots Ultima Shadow with a BB Gun*
See! What fun!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on March 28, 2006, 04:38:05 PM
That reminds me of a story...

About two months ago, one of my friends got shot in the eye by someone else while they were in the middle of an airgun fight.  of course, one of the guns happened to be an actual BB gun.  And then, when they had it on the local news, the reporter messed up and said that he (my friend) still had the BB gun lodged in his eye.  That got a laugh out of everyone. (Our school watched the report on the big screen because someone had happened to tape it.) 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 28, 2006, 04:52:09 PM
*comes to Jman's table* Water guns are EXTREMLEY dangerous. My friend, a few years ago, got seriously hurt because of it. I don't wanna talk about it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on March 28, 2006, 04:56:46 PM
I have been shot in the eye by a Super Soaker, and the garden hose for that matter.  I'm happy to say that I've never had anything serious happen.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 28, 2006, 04:58:49 PM
She got hit in the throat with it. It caused SERIOS damage. :(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on March 28, 2006, 05:01:43 PM
Uhh...
Okay then...
No fun...
*Stroks BB gun passionatly*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on March 28, 2006, 08:24:41 PM
That must have been one powerful Super Soaker, pt_peach.  Now then, I'll have a Sprite on the rocks, my dear child.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 29, 2006, 01:22:15 AM
A what? I don't truly understand unless you mean *runs to the kitchen and brings back something* A CAKE WITH FROSING SPRITES! :D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kojinka on March 29, 2006, 07:42:07 AM
He wants a glass of Sprite with ice, Princess.  Or do you actually know what he meant, and you're just trying to be humorous?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on March 29, 2006, 10:13:25 AM
I love you!

-runs away laughing-
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 29, 2006, 04:10:40 PM
Ooooh! I didn't know! Sorry! *goes to the kitchen* Here's your ice-cold spirte, sir. *blushes*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on March 29, 2006, 04:15:29 PM
lol... I really need an airsoft gun; lots of my frienda have them and its fun to play.  Fortunately we wear goggles.  Oh yeah, I'll have a Japanese ginger ale.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 29, 2006, 04:44:15 PM
*goes to the kitchen* Here's your japanese ginger ale (as if I know what that is...)! Made my our main cocktail maker, Mr. Fox!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on March 29, 2006, 06:44:59 PM
The world of Coke has it as a sample, its very nasty. *slurp
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on March 30, 2006, 10:05:07 PM
Thank you Peach.  And now you know that anything "on the rocks" means there's ice in it.  Boy, I have been swamped.  If any of you see that "Revenge of Luigi" has been updated, don't get your hopes up.  I only bumped it as to possibly add chapter 5 this Sunday.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 30, 2006, 11:47:02 PM
Any graphic artist people here? If so, I'll have a sprite of rocks from a video game. ^_^
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on March 31, 2006, 12:51:34 AM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.themushroomkingdom.net%2Fmariopedia%2Fi%2Fpebble.gif&hash=805362436c3c45f8ace4fadb1c3c3d20)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 31, 2006, 01:55:37 AM
Thanks, Sapphira!

*Sits and stares at Paper Mario Rock sprite*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on March 31, 2006, 06:51:42 PM
Let's all move to Mario,YL.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on March 31, 2006, 09:55:36 PM
*finishes sprite*

pt_peach, when you get a chance, could you refill this glass?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on March 31, 2006, 09:58:32 PM
Okay, can anyone think of three evil-sounding names for an educational game? It has astronauts in it. =D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kojinka on April 01, 2006, 10:38:39 AM
Astrocation?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 01, 2006, 03:23:01 PM
"I have no floppy drive?"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 01, 2006, 03:37:56 PM
*refills Jman's glass* Anybody want anything else? No? Fine. *sits down with a strawberry soda*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 01, 2006, 09:39:31 PM
Whoops, I meant three names for evil people that are in a Star Wolf-esque team, except they're human.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kojinka on April 02, 2006, 07:18:53 PM
Wicko D.
Strad B.
Volent Mele   ?

idk
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 03, 2006, 02:12:44 AM
Here's a screenie... after ages...

First, I uploaded a BMP by accident.
Then, I resent it, only to find the message body was empty.
Flood control kicked in afterwards. >:(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on April 03, 2006, 06:51:17 PM
I just finished watching "Monty Python's And Now for Something Completly Different."

It was absolutely hilarious, especially the pet shop skit.  The lumberjack song also cracked me up. 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on April 03, 2006, 07:23:28 PM
-sits down and starts telling a story-

I almost died today. Actually I didn't almost die it seemed like I about did. Lemme tell you what happened. I was scheduled to fly from Dallas to Austin because appearently my manager doesn't own a globe. They put me on a plane that big -shows size using thumb and index finger-.It was like a pack of gum with eight people in it. We were traveling at half the speed of smell. We got passed by a kite.There was a goose behind us, and the pilot was screaming "Go around!" Half way through the flight we got to turn around and go back. It was a nine minute flight, can't pull it off. Actually we had some engine trouble during the flight and they had to tell us over the intercom which was pretty stupid because they could've just said, "Hey were losing some oil pressure". Everyone on the plane was losing it except for me because I'd been drinking since lunch and didn't care. I was like 'Take it down I don't care. Hit something hard I don't wanna limp away from this piece of crap. The guy sitting next to me is losing his mind. Appearently he had alot to live for. He says to me, " Hey huh, if one engine fails us how far will the other take us?" All the way to the scene of the crash. I bet we beat the paramedics by half an hour.

Waiter can you bring me a scotch?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 04, 2006, 01:56:57 PM
A scotch? Okay. *comes back 30 minutes later* Sorry for taking so long. We weren't finished de-alcohaling it. That is how you wanted it, right?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on April 05, 2006, 01:36:59 PM
Sorry, I was out of town.  I'm sort of a graphic artist (Ultima Shadow), if you're still wanting to know.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on April 07, 2006, 04:38:24 PM
Yeah, so I dropped a heavy piece of steel on my big toe today when I was working.  Now I can hardly walk.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 07, 2006, 08:43:25 PM
Ouch.  I think somebody needs a wheelchair. 
Oh, and I'll have a lemon-lime beverage...on the rocks...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 07, 2006, 10:22:09 PM
*gives the blue toad a sprite on ice* There ye go! And Jman *brings him a wheelchair* Sit down, young man.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on April 08, 2006, 06:37:14 PM
Okay, while I'm at it, I'd like a giant mug of frosty rootbeer.  You know, a sasparilla swimming hole.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 08, 2006, 09:25:18 PM
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm not familiar with you all's terms. Could you all teach me? *brings a frosty rootbeer* Here ye' go! Have a jolly good time!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on April 09, 2006, 05:49:39 PM
Would you give alcohol to minors? XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on April 09, 2006, 06:09:56 PM
Sure thing! One glass of methyl water coming right up. It might kill you, but hey! They're all poisons.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 10, 2006, 04:58:20 AM
I may be underage, but... meh, no one's looking... >_> I'd like a vodka. Quickly, those adults are staring. o_0
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 10, 2006, 12:59:15 PM
NO! I'm taking all of the alcohalic beverages from this bar! I really don't care that it is a bar. Mr.Melee could get arrested for giving it to underage minors and I could get arrested for following orders! *hears police sirens* OMG!!! *goes crazy* HIDE IT ALL! *stands still for a few moments* BREAK IT ALL! *gets an ax and breaks all the beer bottles*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 11, 2006, 12:45:30 AM
*Sneaks vodka bottle out*

Wait... I'm anti-alcohol... whoops. *Smashes it*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on April 11, 2006, 07:56:44 AM
For those of you who don't know chemistry, ethyl alcohol is completely different than ethanol. Ethyl alcohol is used in the petrochemical industry-- fuels.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on April 11, 2006, 04:37:54 PM
DRINK IT ALL! *gulp*
Why, hello, Officer Mike!  How...NICE to see you!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on April 12, 2006, 02:03:15 AM
In honor of my 4000th post, I hereby move the Mario Bar to its rightful place.

No wonder I hadn't seen it in so long.

Give me a Kerokero Cola to celebrate.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 12, 2006, 12:28:52 PM
*skates over with the Kerokero Cola* HAPPY 4000th POST! *looks at feet* Sorry, I felt like skating. Hope I'm not breaking any policies...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Big_C on April 12, 2006, 12:38:19 PM
Happy 4000th post! I would like a glass of Sprite, Please. (pulls out Nintendo DS and plays MarioKart DS).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on April 12, 2006, 12:59:37 PM
Hooray! And yes, this is the Mario Bar's rightful place. How could it be considered a game??
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on April 12, 2006, 01:05:05 PM
Mario Bar is just a long schizophrenic story with just enough "truth" thrown in to make people think its not a story.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on April 12, 2006, 01:23:32 PM
Truth?
You want the truth?
YA CAN'T HANDLE DA TRUTH!

That's why its here, in this place.
Heh, it was once a game...
*Plays Twister*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 12, 2006, 02:23:31 PM
*brings 9 sprites on rocks out* I gotta go! I'm overworking!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on April 13, 2006, 12:30:15 PM
Hey, pt_peach, lookie over there, a man looking suspecious is going in through the door with his hand in his coat pocket...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 13, 2006, 02:38:32 PM
Oh crap. I better go see what's up. *goes over to the man* Would you like a seat sir? Some soda? Milkshakes? *man starts to pull something out of his pocket*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on April 13, 2006, 02:42:10 PM
I'll save you, pt_peach! *stabs man with a pair of scissors*
Let's see here... uh-oh... He was going to give you a dollar. Whoops! Sorry about that, guy.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on April 13, 2006, 04:03:29 PM
That was a close one!  Oh wait, I just read the post again.  Still, we can't take any chances.  We can't have our favorite bartender in danger! 

Hey, I think he's still alive.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on April 13, 2006, 04:32:54 PM
*Guy pulls out wedding ring*
<GUY>I just wanted...to give you this...
*Drops dead*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on April 13, 2006, 04:37:55 PM
good one.  Who is he?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 13, 2006, 04:43:52 PM
*crys tears of horror* MY FIANCE! And I didn't even notice him! *crys uncontrollobly*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on April 13, 2006, 04:44:35 PM
I find it funny that you didn't even notice that he was your fiance until I saw his ring.
*snort*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 13, 2006, 04:47:57 PM
He has a haircut! That's why I didn't notice! *throws a glass of sprite on dude* Thats for snorting!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on April 13, 2006, 04:49:23 PM
*Snort*
Hey...
Look at the ring...
Its ticking...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 13, 2006, 04:51:48 PM
Me: It must be... AAAH! A CLOCK!
*Clock continues ticking*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 13, 2006, 04:52:14 PM
AHHHHH! Everyone; Get out now!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on April 13, 2006, 04:53:54 PM
Hey...
Look...
There is a timer on the diamond.
00:10
00:09
00:08
00:07
00:06
00:05
00:04
00:03
00:02
00:01...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 13, 2006, 04:59:29 PM
Yay, 00:00. *BOOM*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on April 13, 2006, 05:00:33 PM
Yay?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on April 13, 2006, 05:02:19 PM
That one was a trick bomb! BELATED APRIL FOOLS! -_-'
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 13, 2006, 05:03:35 PM
-_-' Some kind of trick. He's probably dead.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on April 13, 2006, 05:05:29 PM
Sorry I murdered your fiancee. I'll give you an ice cream cone to make up for it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on April 13, 2006, 05:05:51 PM
Or was it?
*Rolls eyes*

Oh, and waiter, a sprite, with a sprinkle of snow, add some ray of sun, and top it off with a slice of the sun. Oh, and on the go. I planted a bomb under the ba...ooops...Did I say that out loud?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 13, 2006, 05:12:56 PM
It shall not be forgotten, but you shall be forgiven, for you were just trying to save. *runs to the drink machine* Here's your snowy-sunny sprite.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on April 13, 2006, 08:24:02 PM
Don't worry folks, I have experience with bombs.  All I have to do is cut this wi-BOOOOOOOOM!! *gets blow'd up.  Amazingly the bar was spared.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on April 13, 2006, 08:49:23 PM
Oh. Jman died. *rummages through Jman's pockets*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on April 14, 2006, 07:17:10 AM
Funny thing is, Jman cut the water pilot...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kojinka on April 14, 2006, 01:58:57 PM
TMM, the Teen Bros. and I enter.
Me: Whoa!  Was Team Rocket just here?
TM: Prepare for trouble!
TL: Make it double!
TM: To protect... (I bonk TM and TL in the heads)
Me: Not now!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on April 14, 2006, 02:23:59 PM
Yeah-okay-um-I'll have a diet Pepsi....In memory of Jman, of course..... 
Title: I'm freakin' cursed.
Post by: BP on April 14, 2006, 07:42:36 PM
You know how I lost my first DS, which is probably at the bottom of a lake? My "new" one broke. I have no idea how, but the inside of the top screen is cracked and there's a huge mass of dead pixels. It still plays games but what good is it if I can't see them? Well, no problem. I can probably get a new one, or even a DS lite, selling my unwanted GameCube games combined with the money I earned with those grapefruits.

"I at least should consider which GameCube games I'll end up selling, huh?" I thought. So I turned it on and it failed to read my disk. I tried again. No help. Q-tip on lens. No. Bah! So this means I can't sell my GameCube, and can't play it until I get a Revolution. Great. I mean, I have money in my bank account, but I still needed more just to afford the Revolution, and I was going to use some on New Super Mario Bros, which I now can't play until I replace my DS. HOW DID IT BREAK IN THE FIRST PLACE?? I'm one screwed dude. I'm limited to my 64 and my GBA. I suppose I could still play GBA games using the bottom screen...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 14, 2006, 08:12:57 PM
"the URL is not valid and cannot be opened" That's what it said when I clicked the link. Wow. I don't know how it broke, either. So NOT cool. Weeeellllll, at least you get the revolution. My mom won't buy me a ds and a rev. It's either the DS or the Rev. I am smart: I choose the REVOLUTION!!! I have $75 in the bank. Ma owes me $19. I'm short of *calculates* bout $30 bucks. *gets out baking supplies* TIME TO START BAKING COOKIES! WOOT!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on April 14, 2006, 11:35:32 PM
Stupid imageshack.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 15, 2006, 10:03:38 AM
You don't have any URLs past the http://s.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on April 15, 2006, 10:30:25 AM
Grrr, I just removed them.
Check out this warning sign I made:
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 15, 2006, 11:22:18 AM
Iiiiiiillllllll! That's real toast!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 15, 2006, 02:46:36 PM
oh my god...

NOT THE TOAST! ANYTHING BUT THE TOAST!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on April 15, 2006, 02:51:28 PM
i love toast and ur mom.

Waiter I need something.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 15, 2006, 03:06:37 PM
Well, mario_luigi, what on earth could you possibly want?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on April 15, 2006, 03:10:02 PM
It's not toast. It's bread. "Help! Deezer is feeding me toast" sounds about half as menacing as "Help! Deezer is feeding me bread!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on April 15, 2006, 03:38:40 PM
I think I know why...

TOAST has a soft 'T' and ends with a soft 'T', with a boring 'O' in the middle.

BREAD has a pop-your mouth 'B' with a rolling 'R', a long 'E', and ends with a hilarious 'ED-DUH'. See!

What's NAWT to like?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kuromatsu on April 15, 2006, 04:03:07 PM
ur mom.
Don't ever say that again.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on April 15, 2006, 06:44:16 PM
I don't think mario_luigifan104 is coming back...guess that saves you the trouble of getting him a drink, pt_peach.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 15, 2006, 09:24:12 PM
Yep, so anyone want some carrot cake?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on April 15, 2006, 09:39:12 PM
Video. Bread.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 15, 2006, 09:41:53 PM
Wierd o_O
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on April 17, 2006, 03:56:19 PM
Very.  When are you going to post another chapter of Spys and Sleepovers, pt_peach?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 17, 2006, 04:14:26 PM
I dunno. I have to find some time. But expect it by or before Saturday. I can't even wait to see what I'm going to write! Anyways, you all need anything else?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on April 17, 2006, 05:50:54 PM
Ghost Jman: I could use an extra life mushroom.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 17, 2006, 05:57:16 PM
Oklay! *tosses ghost Jman an extra life mushroom* Now all I have to do is hope that it won't just fall out of him...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Master_M-Dog on April 18, 2006, 07:01:19 PM
I'd like some of your greatest Super Mario Shaped Chicken Noodle Soup. thanks.

Hey guys, guess what I found! Heehee... This is hilarious.

http://www.qwantz.com/posterchild/ (http://www.qwantz.com/posterchild/)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 18, 2006, 07:02:44 PM
AND IT'S ALSO VERY OLD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Master_M-Dog on April 18, 2006, 07:04:52 PM
This is the first time I seen it....

Jack Thompson called them jerks. Hehehehooo. T_T That guy needs off Earth.

Man.... I need some soup. :P
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 18, 2006, 07:38:33 PM
Someone did that in their town. She got arrested by the FBI for being a terrorist. Because those blocks OBVIOUSLY have bombs in them. OBVIOUSLY.

Hence that warning on the top of the page.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Master_M-Dog on April 18, 2006, 07:54:39 PM
I'm more than betting JT was behind the bomb squad thing. The jerk.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 18, 2006, 10:38:13 PM
That was, um, o_o'. Anyways, here's your soup, Steve, and heres your Super Mario Shaped Chicken Noodle Soup.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on April 19, 2006, 08:56:12 PM
*SMB 1 powerup noise*

Ah, I am back to normal!  It is good to be back on the plane of existence!
Now, I'll have a crazy mix drink with a couple of pixy sticks thrown in.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 19, 2006, 09:22:47 PM
You're very silly, Master_M-Dog.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Koopaslaya on April 19, 2006, 11:15:20 PM
Quote
“The girls found an Internet site called Mario Question Blocks which told you step by step how the game is played, along with instructions on wrapping the packages, just to see what kind of response you get,” McCoy said. “This game is evidently being played all over the country.”

This is taken from a news article on the internet.

Honestly.. wow. That McCoy man was talking about Mario. are there really that many people who don't know anything about videogames?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 20, 2006, 01:25:36 AM
A crazy mix drink? I'm holding the alcohal, though. *throughs in random flavors of pixie sticks* There you go, Mr. Jman (who's really creeping me out, considering that he was dead a few minutes ago...)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on April 20, 2006, 10:05:32 AM
Can you please talk about something that isn't alk-oh-"hahl?" (o, not a)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on April 20, 2006, 11:10:52 AM
I think the "game" he was referring to was making real question blocks.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on April 21, 2006, 04:45:58 PM
I was mortified after seeing that article. It really [makes me angriful] to see someone act as if videogame-related stuff is the plague.We Mario fans should rise up against this oppresion and bring ? blocky goodness to the whole country.All in favor of this say "aye".
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on April 26, 2006, 01:29:40 PM
Here (http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=17088) is a real-life Mario stunt that wasn't shut down due to terrorist suspicions.

The choreography is a bit off in places, but it's still immensely entertaining.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on April 27, 2006, 01:28:34 AM
That. Was. Great.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on April 30, 2006, 08:25:47 PM
Someone should feed Jack Thompson a poison mushroom.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on June 13, 2006, 09:29:15 PM
Is this for me?

/me eats mushroom

...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 14, 2006, 12:10:50 AM
Is this bar started back up or what? I'm back as bartender!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on June 14, 2006, 03:58:55 PM
Egad!
Look at the cobwebs.
*Coughs out spider web*
This place has broken down.
*Points to hole in bathroom wall*
We might need to get that fixed.

Okay, pt, the usual.
*Takes usual spot in chair*
Oh, and some BBQ ribs.
I'm hungry.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 14, 2006, 04:39:25 PM
What are you talking about? My crew of whoevers and I fixed this place, like, 30 pages ago! Remember (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=3687.msg401965#msg401965)?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on June 14, 2006, 04:47:12 PM
Well, whats that?
*Points to termites*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on June 14, 2006, 04:50:15 PM
/me wakes up to find a broom in his hand.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 14, 2006, 04:55:06 PM
*Enters bar and takes a seat*

Bartender, I'll have a Tall Cold One.
I was a cop once.......
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on June 14, 2006, 04:56:10 PM
/me wonders why nobody uses /me anymore.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 14, 2006, 05:03:19 PM
/me didn't know there was a code for that in the board. Neat.
/me is a bit amazed at those rapid-fire posts just now...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 14, 2006, 05:04:22 PM
Okay guys! *puts on skates* I'll be skating with your orders today! *brings dude the usual and his stake and brings Chef a Tall Cold one (???)*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: G-Dawg on June 14, 2006, 05:05:31 PM
* G-Dawg wonders what's going to happen next.

So what are we supposed to do here?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 14, 2006, 05:07:05 PM
Here we order stuff and talk about our days. The usual and one note: I won't sell you minors any alcohal! I can't tolerate drunkards. *nods*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 14, 2006, 06:00:58 PM
*Walks over to snack machine for a bag o' Shroom Crunchies.*

Does this machine take Chaos Emerald shards?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 14, 2006, 06:44:29 PM
It's like the Pointless Topic, but with less pointlessness. Your post can pertain to that above it. I will surely perish if there are no sodas in my house by tomorrow.
Anyway, I'll start a conversation. How boring is summer so far? I mean, I'm bored even though my internet has been fairly stable the past 2 days. I mean, I've been a little productive but this is just boring. I'm boring myself right now, even. How 'bout you, bored?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 14, 2006, 07:05:51 PM
Yeah, I'm pretty dang bored.  I mean, there's just not all that much to do.  I wanna go somewhere this summer, though, like New York, Hawaii, [insert popular vacationing spot here], or Florida!  Yeah, that'd be great.
*takes a sip of sprite*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on June 14, 2006, 08:47:38 PM
My summer's been gong on 2 1/2 weeks, and I've spent most of it in front of my computer. Shame NSMB can't be played online, I'd be great at that...

(For the curious: /me, when placed at that beginning of a line, formats it so it looks as if it were an action that had been used properly on IRC. It's a lot cooler than putting an action in between two asterisks.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 14, 2006, 10:08:14 PM
Unlike you lowlife barflies, I have I job.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on June 14, 2006, 10:10:27 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fkontek.net%2FLuigison%2Ftallcold1.PNG&hash=fb069749bfd250f7551ec33ef928f70c)

/me stares in awe at The Chef's tall cold one.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 14, 2006, 10:45:35 PM
Wow. That is a seriously cold one.

Chup, I'd have a job if I could get one. I can't actually get an official job anywhere around here until I'm 16 and can drive myself there everyday (not to mention most places have a certain age limit for applicants too). I'll have a job pretty soon here, but it won't be for very long. It'll get me enough to hold onto and get a Wii later on... and I'll be happy.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 15, 2006, 06:51:34 AM
*Mr.Melee walks in* What's going on here? Oh crud, I work here! *is forced by Bird Person and MaxVance to work* So, how much pi do I get paid with?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 15, 2006, 08:49:22 AM
My summer just started today, but I'm pretty sur it'll become boring over time. Thank Bob I live near the beach or else it would be Hyper-boring. When things are Hyper-boring, chances are you'll die of boredom very quickly.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on June 15, 2006, 09:10:31 AM
Well, I'm not dead yet...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on June 15, 2006, 10:16:23 AM
Uh, pt_peach.
This was yesterday's usual.
*Gives usual to pt_peach*

I'll just have a Sprite with rocks.
And add some sugar.
And that.
Hey, who's that guy?
*Points to bald guy holding something in his coat pocket*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 15, 2006, 12:42:29 PM
I'm gonna go interrogate him. *goes to interrogate bald guy*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 15, 2006, 12:46:01 PM
Here ya go, dude. My usual wages were pix2, I think.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 15, 2006, 12:53:45 PM
So, how much pi do I get paid with?
Just about 3.14 an hour.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 15, 2006, 07:02:43 PM
*disappointed* What's a work day?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 16, 2006, 10:22:14 AM
I wonder if it's union-based...

Anywhiles, here's something I've had on my mind. A Homestar Runner movie. How would that turn out? What would the plot be? Will anything new and interesting happen? WIll it have an unexpected surprise ending? My ideas are as follows:

Strong Bad gets a new email, but it's not just any email, its an email from his long-lost cousin Strong Glad. He has announced that he's coming over to visit at Free Country USA. The problem is, when he arrives, he isn't at all how SB expected him to be. Instead he's an annoying pansy who ends up bothering everyone, inculding Homestar, who ordinarily is impervious to being annoyed. Due this more-annoying-than-Homestar monstrosity, The King of Town orders an angry mob to be formed and run SG out of town. Feeling in a vengeful mood, SG forms an evil alliance with Marshie the Marshmellow and kidnaps Marzipan and The Cheat. Now HR and SB must put aside their differences and work together to save the day. How's that for a plot?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on June 16, 2006, 10:41:59 AM
Uh... Ask GiftedGirl.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 16, 2006, 01:59:59 PM
*enters bar* I need a cof...*head hits table----asleep*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 16, 2006, 09:26:27 PM
Heh, one of my plotlines for bringing the Sonic X and Homestar Runner characters together was having the Metarex kidnap Marzipan and the Cheat (in "Quest For The Planets", a fanfic that I never really got started on.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 17, 2006, 12:51:46 AM
*shakes Mr.Melee* Get up! I've got your coffee! *Mr.Melee still snores away* What to do? *pours a dot of hot coffee on his head*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 17, 2006, 01:06:16 AM
The Chef: I like that plot. It has excitement, and marshmallows. What more could anyone want?!?! :D

btw, I'll have a chocberry banana mocktail on the rocks. Those are tasty. :)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 17, 2006, 08:46:50 AM
Anyone have any suggestions as to what Strong Glad would look like?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 17, 2006, 10:27:23 AM
That movie plot makes too much sense to be a Homestar movie.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 17, 2006, 03:47:19 PM
It's only a summary. ;)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: nensondubois on June 17, 2006, 06:25:10 PM
*shakes Mr.Melee* Get up! I've got your coffee! *Mr.Melee still snores away* What to do? *pours a dot of hot coffee on his head*


no! poor the whole cup on his head!that'll snap anyone out of it!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 17, 2006, 06:29:49 PM
Anyone have any suggestions as to what Strong Glad would look like?

He would wear bright clothes, and have a very laid-back expression and body language. I dunno... I generally invent human characters, not Strong Glads. xD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: nensondubois on June 17, 2006, 06:39:25 PM
maybe he'll be all suited up in blue and have funny sunglasses and a dirby with one ear and 2 arms with red eyes oh and a guotique.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 17, 2006, 07:33:05 PM
I initially kept picuring a happy version of Strong Bad with yellow face, but then I remembered how different Mad and Sad looked, so maybe he could look like a clown, 'cause clowns are evil.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 17, 2006, 09:06:12 PM
Here's your hocberry banana mocktail on ice, Ultima. *gives it to him* He still hasn't got up! *gets a new cup of coffee and pours it all on his head*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 17, 2006, 09:19:09 PM
Awesome, thanks. *drinks it*
...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 18, 2006, 07:47:26 AM
What other stuff could happen along the course of the HR movie? When should Homsar appear?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 18, 2006, 01:24:20 PM
*wakes up* How did it get so hot in here?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 18, 2006, 01:43:47 PM
Hello everybody.  My name is fuzzy, and I have come to the Mario Bar today to tell you this!  Also, I would like some chocolate milk in the next 24 hours, or I will rob the bar.  Now I will just go over to a table and sit and talk until I can get my order.  Though one question remains:  Who will get my drink if Yoshi Girl the bartender died 3 year ago?  She was so mean.  She starts a bar and then goes and jumps of a cliff!  I mean really.   
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 18, 2006, 01:46:36 PM
Ooookay.

I work here. Here's some chocolate milk. *gives him a drop of chocolate milk.* That'll be $3.75.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 18, 2006, 01:51:57 PM
Thanks, but I will not pay for this.  You see, I do not drink milk from a cow, so can I please have some Silk chocolate milk?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 18, 2006, 02:47:52 PM
Eww. They make milk out of silk? How's that even possible?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 18, 2006, 03:04:31 PM
^No it is made out of soy.  They call if Silk becuase it sounds like milk.  They put the 's' at the beggining to represent the soy in it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on June 18, 2006, 04:09:06 PM
Why not pay with imaginary dollars, fuzzy?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv200%2FAikensta%2Fdollabill.jpg&hash=ed4d1f2111faf60b4049b989044dee73)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 18, 2006, 06:45:54 PM
Neat! 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 18, 2006, 06:58:37 PM
*pays the bartender 200000000000000000000000000 imaginary dollars for the tall cold one*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 19, 2006, 01:56:04 AM
What other stuff could happen along the course of the HR movie? When should Homsar appear?
Whenever he wants to.

I tasted Silk once, my sister loves it... I thought it was nasty.

MaxVance, I want your Photoshop skills.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 19, 2006, 10:07:54 AM
I was thinking about where to put the other characters and what involvement they should have in the plot. Gimmie a hand here folks.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 19, 2006, 12:07:10 PM
Quote
I tasted Silk once, my sister loves it... I thought it was nasty.
It is very nasty if if is not flavored.  I only used the unflavored kind on my cereal and in recipes.  I only drink chocolate Silk.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on June 19, 2006, 04:03:56 PM
*walks in bar* "hello,I would like a tall glass of pineapple,banana, and orange smoothie". *while waiting plays an arcade game* "Darnit! I got killed by a flying barrel!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 20, 2006, 04:18:44 AM
I'm sorry, it's taking too long to upload that smoothie...
/me is in the basement, where a pipe is sending quarters from the arcade machines right into his multiple wallets
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 20, 2006, 06:37:08 AM
*comes down to basement to find BP doing that* Hold it right there! *runs upstairs, grabs ten buckets, and joins BP*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 20, 2006, 07:59:13 AM
*runs down to the basement with a trash can*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 20, 2006, 12:41:56 PM
Drinking milk from cows DOESN'T HURT THE COWS OMG
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 20, 2006, 12:50:04 PM
I don't drink milk from cows because it doesn't make any sense.  Would a dog drink milk from a giraffe?  It is weird.  And stop yelling.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 20, 2006, 01:28:46 PM
You think humans should sit and give milk to be bottled up for people to buy? People have been drinking cow and goat milk since like forever. A dog might drink milk from a giraffe, but you'd have to get some and put it in front of the dog to tell.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on June 20, 2006, 01:33:41 PM
Hey, guys, I need help.
The Slushie gizmo is shaking uncontrolablly. The strawberry, Cherry Coke, and Sprite falvors are spirting out of the fountains and mixing on the floors.
Everyone take out their wrenches.

And, pt_peach, can I have a Omniglodiortio, or maybe a coke?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 20, 2006, 01:49:34 PM
Is it true that cows get sick if they go unmilked for too long?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 20, 2006, 02:24:18 PM
Quote
You think humans should sit and give milk to be bottled up for people to buy? People have been drinking cow and goat milk since like forever. A dog might drink milk from a giraffe, but you'd have to get some and put it in front of the dog to tell.

Ew!  No!  No animal drinks milk after it has grown up.  Just because it has been done forever doesn't mean you should do it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 20, 2006, 02:44:17 PM
/me looks around

What about humans?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 20, 2006, 03:35:04 PM
That is why I think it is so weird.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Insane Steve on June 20, 2006, 04:28:38 PM
Problem with that argument is that I can count the number of species that, say, use computers on one finger.

Really. People are just an extreme oddity compared to most species.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 20, 2006, 06:33:29 PM
Don't cats love milk? That's kind of a weak argument you're putting up, fuzzy.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 20, 2006, 06:36:37 PM
What is that supposed to mean?  We are not talking about cats.  Just because something loves something doesn't mean it is okay.  Raging killers love to kill.  Does that make it okay?  No.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 20, 2006, 06:38:43 PM
You said that it's wrong for a grown-up animal to like milk. You can't tell a simple animal like a cat to stop having a specific food just because you think it's immoral.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 20, 2006, 06:44:55 PM
Humans should not drink milk from any other animal but other humans when they are growing up.  Almost every single animal does does that.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 20, 2006, 06:51:28 PM
Says you. There has to be a reason why they don't.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 20, 2006, 06:54:54 PM
Nobody needs it anymore!  Especially from other animals.  Come on now.  You have to agree with me that it is weird for an entirely different species to drink another species milk? 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 20, 2006, 07:49:46 PM
Nobody needs it anymore, but I don't need, say, Funyuns (http://www.fritolay.com/fl/flstore/cgi-bin/products_funyuns.htm) anymore, and I eat them and don't worry about it. If I ate only what I needed, it would be quite boring.

If you compare human behavior to other animals, yes, it is quite weird. Milk is no exception. I will retain my humanity and drink cow milk as my forefathers did.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 20, 2006, 07:55:25 PM
Quote
Nobody needs it anymore, but I don't need, say, Funyuns anymore, and I eat them and don't worry about it. If I ate only what I needed, it would be quite boring.

If you compare human behavior to other animals, yes, it is quite weird. Milk is no exception. I will retain my humanity and drink cow milk as my forefathers did.

You are missunderstanding me.  Eating chips isn't exactly weird.  Funyuns are fair game.  But drinking another animals milk?  That is far beyond weird.  You can go ahead and do something just because the people that came before you did.  Okay.  You wouldn't want to be slightly different from them.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 20, 2006, 08:03:36 PM
But you're drinking imitation milk. Doesn't that make you even weirder?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 20, 2006, 08:29:21 PM
Are you trying to be funny?  I am drinking milk from a plant.  There is nothing wrong with that.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: goodie on June 20, 2006, 08:30:57 PM
Just because something is weird, that doesn't make it wrong.
And real milk is probably better for you, anyway. Soy products (like Silk) aren't really all that good for you.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 20, 2006, 08:32:12 PM
Adult cats like to drink cow milk. fuzzy's point is totally nullified. The thing about killers is a total non sequitur also, because we were talking about drinking milk here.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 20, 2006, 10:29:07 PM
I am not trying to be funny in the least. Let's think about this:

We are drinking mammary fluid from non-human mammals.

You are drinking ground-up and soaked beans from a legume.

Why is one weird and one not?

Is it possible for the majority to be "weird" while only a few are "normal"? If so, than what does weird mean?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 21, 2006, 07:05:37 AM
I don't know how many are Christians in this topic, but to me, animals were put on this earth so we could rule over them. That includes drinking another animal's milk, as we are higher up (the highest up).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on June 21, 2006, 08:14:25 AM
Maybe not rule over them, but its the cycle. The plant gets food from the sun, the cow eats the plant, we eat the cow. Plus, if dinosaurs would still be alive, wouldn't it be possible that dinosaurs was put on this earth to rule over other animals, especially humans?
ALl of you saw Godzilla, right? They rule over us. Its our brains that saves our skins from those things.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 21, 2006, 08:27:13 AM
Just because an animal is bigger than us doesn't mean it rules over us. (Godzilla is fake; he's just a Japanese creation that is really cool). Also, we aren't animals. We're humans.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 21, 2006, 10:37:10 AM
None of you fools rule over anything. I'm the one who rules you all.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Koopaslaya on June 21, 2006, 10:54:49 AM
If biology serves me right, humans are in the animal kingdom, therefore, we wre animals.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 21, 2006, 11:25:03 AM
What are you trying to prove here?  You can drink milk all you want.  I used to do that and I still thought it was weird.  Cow milk was intended for cows, not for humans.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 21, 2006, 01:18:56 PM
Then how come cats drink it?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 21, 2006, 02:24:24 PM
Ok, so tell me. We have these creatures called cows, right, and they moo and crap and everything. But if they don't milked regularly, it hurts them. It'd be mean to make them suffer, so we milk them. The cows are happy. Well, we can't just let the milk get all over the ground, so we put it in a bucket. So now we have this calcium enriched liquid that, when devoid of germs, tastes good and refreshes you in the morning. What do we do with it? We drink it. What else would we do with it, with earth's population rapidly increasing and the fresh water supply rapidly decreasing and nowhere to throw it all away? We drink it. We can't throw it in the ocean, if I were a fish I'd be annoyed by this stuff getting dumped in my water by the barrel every day.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 21, 2006, 02:41:35 PM
Cows wouldn't have to be milked all the time if humans stopped screwing around with them!  Cows only give milk if they have babies!  Then the babies are supposed to drink the milk, but instead they get put into very small cages which does not allow them to grow.  Then they are sold as veal.  If you are drinking milk you are supporting the veal industry.  Use your heads.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 21, 2006, 04:07:36 PM
Why the heck do want us to care about what meat industry we're supporting? Please leave us alone.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on June 21, 2006, 05:37:24 PM
Don't forget that many of those calves can also be dairy cows, too. And besides, a cow does not need to be constantly having babies to produce milk. As long as the cow is milked daily, she will continue to produce milk. Milk production only stops when milking stops.

EDIT: By your logic, you support the veal industry if you pay taxes. Why? Governments buy milk, too. A prime example would be those milk cartons in public school cafeterias. And where does the government get that money? You, the taxpayer. So if you've ever spent or made money, you're supporting the veal industry. Live with it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Koopaslaya on June 21, 2006, 06:21:26 PM
If we don't kill deer, they will take over the wold. They have no more natural predators in Ohio, so we need hunting. The meat is not going ot waste, people eat it! Animals eat other animals. We are animals, we should be able to eat other animals.
I am a member of PETA: People for the Eating of Tasty Animals.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 21, 2006, 06:28:03 PM
If you are drinking milk you are supporting the veal industry.

I would like to point out that the above assumption is false and does not make any sense.
We get milk from a dairy that sells raw milk. The cows there give milk all the time, without having calves, and without hormones and things to make them give more milk. Explain this to me, please, fuzzy.

Edit: Upon closer reading of the topic, I see MaxVance has already handily explained it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 21, 2006, 06:33:15 PM
Now you are saying that if we didn't milk cows the problem would go away, so what are you trying to say?  Don't milk the cows and they will suffer, but stop and it will no longer happen?  I have read that cows need to keep getting pregnant to keep producing milk.  And I never said that the meat was going to waste.  The truth is I could go on and on and on and on with you people, but you would still rather live in a fantasy land, so go ahead.  Have fun killing things.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on June 21, 2006, 06:59:16 PM
Buying and consuming products from animals is not killing them. It is only consuming a product. You're not killing something unless you physically kill something.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 21, 2006, 07:01:35 PM
I have read that cows need to keep getting pregnant to keep producing milk.

You read something incorrect, apparently.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 21, 2006, 07:57:35 PM
Hey guys, I just realized that the kitchen is startin' to smell really bad, so I brought these!
/me puts a big box on the nearest table
Fly swatters! We'll have a lot of flies with the summer heat burning our skin all day. Oh, and I sprayed Off all around the doors and windows to kill mosquitoes--we don't want West Nile, do we?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 21, 2006, 08:53:05 PM
Why didn't you just call in Stanley the Bugman? He could've gotten the job done much faster and he can get rid of unwanted apes.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 21, 2006, 09:39:04 PM
Ah, I've never played DK3 before.
Edit: If there's one thing I'd put into this argument before I leave, it'd be this: God made us humans the dominant specie for a reason. We can't just sit in padded containment cells our entire lives just to be sure we don't hurt animals. We have to control them to some extent and not vice-versa. Jesus didn't come down to Earth as a duck.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on June 22, 2006, 06:29:25 AM
Oop. Too late.
*Sits in padded containment cell*
I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy!
*Door opens*
*Too people in white coats with large needles walk in*
No! NO! NoooooooOOOOoooooooo!

Anyway, I've been thinking about all of this religous stuff.
WHat if ducks had a heaven?
There would be a duck heaven, of where ducks can roam freely and honk at ducky cars.

Also, I've been thinking of something odd.
SInce its only your eyes you can see through, how can we be sure that the people we look at
are really there? What if we were in a video game.

Its a bit complicated, really, but my point is, I feel like I'm the only person in the world
because I only see my point of life. I can't see through BPs eyes, or fuzzy's, or think of what they are thinking.

It gives me chills up my spine.

Sooooo,
who played Civillization before?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 22, 2006, 08:48:28 AM
I haven't, but that thing about duck heaven made me chuckle. It reminds me of the phrase "All dogs go to heaven". Never really knew what that meant. Also the thing about seeing things from your own eyes reminded me that I think about that same thing a lot. It's kinda scary in the long run.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on June 22, 2006, 06:25:38 PM
where's my fruit smoothie!?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 22, 2006, 06:35:21 PM
Go here to listen to what I have been trying to say.  Please give it a shot.
I think that she would say to Bird Person about his most recent comment is that vegetarians are just trying to help as much as we can.  That we can do something, and we are going to help rather then do nothing at all just because we can't do everything.  Did that make sense?  Anyway I encourage you to listen to some of her recordings because she can explain vegetarian views a lot better than me.  http://www.compassionatecooks.com/audio.html (http://www.compassionatecooks.com/audio.html)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on June 22, 2006, 08:07:24 PM
Okay.
Look fuzzy.
You can believe what you want, and I'll believe in what I want.
ALthough for my mean jokes, I have complete respect for you, and other vegeaters, and I'm okay with that.
I just like meat, that's all.
But I really have tried to be a vegetarian, and it never really lasted long.
I guess you need devotion and determination to fufil the goals you have set up.
ANd I salute you, fuzzy.
But all this talk on vegetarianisim is kind of pointless in two topics. Make one whole topic on it.
That'll make the discussions less confusing.
Anyway, I want a beer. Root beer.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 22, 2006, 08:59:56 PM
All Dogs Go to Heaven is just a movie, as far as I know. Did the title have an origin predating the movie?

Civilization is good.
I, too, have had the "what if I'm the only real person" thought before.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 22, 2006, 09:42:44 PM
Sorry once again.  I like the part in All Dogs Go to Heaven when the puppies eat the pizza.  It looks so good.  What was the girls name in that movie?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 23, 2006, 12:22:08 AM
Migosh. Have I lost my job? I have a reaaaaly good excuse!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 23, 2006, 12:28:49 AM
Yes, I am on dude's side. I am not trying to bash you, fuzzy, I just want to eat cheeseburgers without being told I'm evil. I'm not calling all vegetarians evil--my cousin and Weird Al are vegetarians, for example.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 23, 2006, 12:32:35 AM
My cousin is vegetarian. My sister is vegetarian. I am not a vegetarian. 1930's Cartoons: I think that they were the best. The Cobweb Hotel is an example. Watch it here (http://www.archive.org/details/the_cobweb_hotel). It's worth your time, don't worry!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 23, 2006, 06:19:48 AM
*Mr.Melee orders a root beer float and watches old "The Three Stooges" episodes*
These guys should have been rich.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 23, 2006, 10:45:31 AM
Here you go!  They SHOULD have been rich. To bad they are unappreciated.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on June 23, 2006, 11:22:26 AM
Until now.
Oh, yes. I have tried my first vegeburger.
All I needed was some soy sauce, and it was finger-licking.

Pt_peach, I've been waiting for my root beer for a while now.
But, I will still wait.
*Hears knocking on door*
*Opens door*
Hey guys, its Bently the Bogman!
Says he's here to blow up something or something like that.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 23, 2006, 11:44:52 AM
Yeah!  They are quite tasty.  Can I have some lemonade with a splash of Sprite in it?  p_t peach!  The drinks!  Hurry up!  No, I am just playing-take your time, but do it quickly.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 23, 2006, 12:08:34 PM
Bartender, I'll have another Tall Cold One, if you please.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 23, 2006, 12:36:15 PM
Oh sorry! Here's you rootbeer. And here's your tall, cold one, Chef. Fuzzy, you spelled me name wrongly. But heres your sprite, anyways. *glares at Fuzzy*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 23, 2006, 03:34:00 PM
Whoopsie!  Let me try again.  pt_peach!  The drinks!  Hurry up!  No, I am just playing-take your time, but do it quickly.  Is that better?  Oh, and can I have a slice of cake?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 23, 2006, 04:58:31 PM
*passes Fuzzy a piece of cake and a sprite on the rocks* There you go! *smiles broadly*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 23, 2006, 05:08:01 PM
Thank you.  Now clean up my mess.  pt_peach!  The mess!  Hurry up!  In the mean time I will be dancing in the middle of the bar.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 23, 2006, 06:49:26 PM
pt_peach is a bartender, not your slave. Don't be so demanding.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 23, 2006, 07:01:22 PM
Well how bout' cleanin' up your own mess, aye? I mean, it is a TIMELESS method. Thanks for backing me up, Chef.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 23, 2006, 07:03:04 PM
Aye, ye be welcome, lassie. [/crappy accent]
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 23, 2006, 08:04:10 PM
Hey!  pt_peach!  Get the phone!  I need to make a call!  Hurry up! 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: G-Dawg on June 23, 2006, 08:05:56 PM
ROFL (to The Chef)

Hey can I get a...uhh...what do you have available in 2 seconds?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 23, 2006, 08:13:53 PM
/Irish accent\  Aye laddie, leave 'er alone for now.  She works so darn hard every day. /Irish accent\
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 23, 2006, 08:22:09 PM
I had a veggie burger once. During Lent, on a Friday. It tasted the same as any old regular hamburger patty, so I was thereby "cheating." XP
I say X3 today. It was pretty cool. The little kid behind me kept asking his guardian "What happened?" which was kind of funny and not that annoying at all.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 23, 2006, 08:30:04 PM
I really need to make a phone call!  That piece of cake you gave me had a piece of glass in it and it cut my throat.  I am choking on my own blood!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 24, 2006, 12:35:47 AM
Die! DIE!!! YOU CAN HAVE NO PHONE! *to Fuzzy* I can get you *rushes with some pixie dust* in 2 seconds!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 24, 2006, 01:10:10 AM
*stares with a disturbed look*
....I think I'magonna take this to go...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 24, 2006, 08:27:56 AM
pt_peach, there's no need to resort to violence. However, *turns to fuzzy*, I told you not to act like a slave driver. pt_peach is hard-working memeber of the TMK society. Who are you to come into this bar and order her around? She' been driven to violence-using madness. Can't ya see? [/rant]
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 24, 2006, 09:19:57 AM
*dies*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 24, 2006, 09:34:18 AM
Oh gosh, after hearing Chef's speech, I feel all bad that Fuzzy died.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 24, 2006, 11:44:11 AM
*gets up*  I'm okay.  It turns that that piece of glass that was in my cake was actually an icecube from my drink!  As soon as it melted I became fine.  So anyway, why is Iran so evil?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 24, 2006, 12:19:42 PM
Iran is not evil! Anyone want peach cobbler?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 24, 2006, 12:25:59 PM
No thanks.  What do you mean Iran is not evil?  It is the most hateful country in the entire world.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 24, 2006, 12:55:52 PM
France is more evil than Iran.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 24, 2006, 01:07:20 PM
France is stuck-up, but not evil.  They don't want all Americans to die even though they are completely innocent.  Anyway I would now like some peaches with some grapes.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 24, 2006, 01:15:54 PM
I thought Iran wanted to wipe Isreal off the map, not America.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 24, 2006, 04:26:38 PM
Both I suppose.  After their Friday payers they march in the streets and shout death to America.  Isn't that awful?  They often have the Statue of Liberty image with a skull for a face.  They also put up American flags with the stars replaced with skulls and death to America stamped on it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 24, 2006, 09:53:19 PM
Where did you hear this? And if they do hate us that much, I'm sure there's a reason for it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 25, 2006, 09:30:23 AM
A program on the history channel.  It is so complicated it is hard to explain.  Personally I think they need to cool off just a tad.  They are being a tad too evil for my taste.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 25, 2006, 02:54:45 PM
And it's people with that attitude that keep them mad, I'm sure.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on June 25, 2006, 02:55:57 PM
The President (?) of Iran does need to cool off.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 25, 2006, 06:24:39 PM
I just hope we don't start a war just to take him out of office and try to bring them democracy against their will. But histrory repeats itself, unfortunately.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 25, 2006, 07:29:00 PM
Me neither.  I think that the only way we will go to war with Iran is if they attack us.  That would be very terrifying and devastating given the fact that it will probably be a nuclear attack.  If they do however attack us, we will go to war and perhaps other nations like Australia, UK, Germany, and France would help.  I think they would personally because Iran does not have a very good reason for attacking the U.S. and they also get hit by terrorist attacks.  Iran seems to be on every nations enemy list.  
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 25, 2006, 08:47:45 PM
That's a good point, I'm just worried about where they might attack. New York is a possiblity, but then again, it might attack California.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 25, 2006, 09:58:31 PM
I bet they would attack New York.  Which isn't fair at all considering it has already gotten a milliion terrorist attacks already!  Iran:  We will attack every major city in the world because we have nothing better to do.  Oh, we will attack New York a billion times just because...I don't know, we just enjoy causing people to hate us that are from New York.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 26, 2006, 06:23:09 AM
That's not the reason. Terrorists are on a mission: to force others do and think what they do. When you resist, they keep trying and do things such as car bombings and suicide missions. And they don't just attack America. They attacked a Spain train and blew it up, killing hundreds. They even do it in their own country, trying to take out American and opposing soldiers. So, they aren't doing it just for the heck of it.

Now I need coffee.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 26, 2006, 10:07:27 AM
Bartender, I'll have about three more Tall Cold Ones.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 26, 2006, 01:04:23 PM
I know.  I was joking.  They are still stupid none the less.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 26, 2006, 01:23:38 PM
I see the delivery truck has finally arrived with the bar's supplies. It's been quite a while since the last time it came.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 26, 2006, 05:05:18 PM
Which kind of stupid do you mean? Are they stupid for attacking us, are they intellectually stupid, or are they stupid for what they do/think? If they can still blow up cars and kill highly trained people, I don't think they are stupid at all.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 26, 2006, 05:08:17 PM
I mean stupid as in the way they think.  I don't think anybody should want to kill tons of innocent people.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 26, 2006, 06:07:33 PM
Well, unfortunately, there are those who demand you do what they say and won't stop until you do it, you're killed, or they're killed. *grabs an innocent bystander* You better agree with me that L is Real 2401 is written in SM64, or else.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 26, 2006, 06:23:38 PM
I once knew I guy who actually defended and respected Hitler because he was really smart.  I tried my very hardest to refrain from completely stating his beliefs as totally wrong.  True, Hitler was intellectually brilliant, but is that really what you judge a person on?  He killed billions!  The only reason that one guy respects and defends him, is because he feels insecure on his own talents, and thinks that his only strong point is his intellect.  Being intellectual does NOT define who you are.
*shakes head*

Well now I'm depressed.  I'll have a pint of cookie dough ice cream, please...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 26, 2006, 07:38:03 PM
What I find funny is that millions of people from Iran say "Death to America" over the news, and we have mabey, oh............I don't know........A CRAP LOAD OF NUKES!!!! I's like saying, "We hate you guys, but please don't kill us!"
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 26, 2006, 08:32:49 PM
That's another problem. Why did we even concern ourselves with a country like Iraq having WMDs anyway? Weren't we the ones who gave them the WMDs? It's like we can just go over to another country and tell them what they can and/or can't have. That's why other countries hate us.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 26, 2006, 11:09:12 PM
"I'm Hitler, I can multiply 34783 by 38 in 10 seconds in my head.  I can also kill thousands of people just because I don't like what they do or the way they think."  Hitler was a complete moron.  He had a severe lack of moral stamina.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 26, 2006, 11:27:29 PM
I hope I don't get bombed. That'd really ruin my day.
/me pushes Mr.Melee into a wall
IT IS NOTHING BUT SCRIBBLIES!!! L IS NOT REAL!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 27, 2006, 12:11:38 AM
*gives peaches and grapes to Fuzzy* *coffee for Mr.Melee* *Tall cold one for Chef* I agree wit the chef on the thing about America boing in other countries problems. But I don't think it's fair to call another countires entire people stupid or evil just because some of them do things we don't like. And as a Muslim, I know that the suicidal bombings do not stand for Islam. They really don't. Because first of all: suicide is prohibited in Islam (as in some other religions). Somewhere in there, someone got the whole thing screwed about going to heaven for bombing yourself. *gives Blue Toad a pint of cookie dough ice cream*  I
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 27, 2006, 05:49:19 AM
The Chef: I have never heard anything about us giving Iran WMD's. Why would we? We are at war with them, and they didn't need them before.
*Mr.Melee grabs a paintball gun with the paintballs that explode with noxious gas and points it at Bird Person*
FINE! THEN IT'S ETERNAL STAR!!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 27, 2006, 05:56:47 AM
NO! YOU'RE WRONG! YOU FAIL!!! You know what Mario said in SMB when you save the princess? That's EXACTLY what's written on the statue!! NOOOOTHIIIING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 27, 2006, 06:14:31 AM
*throws away gun and reveals bombs*
THEN IT'S IN JAPANESE!!!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 27, 2006, 07:23:05 AM
Walks in, among all of the ruckus.

Well, I haven't been here in awhile, but I see nothing has changed. 

Explosion noises

I take that back.  pt_peach, I'll have my usual Sprite on the rocks, please.

Sits down.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 27, 2006, 09:30:24 AM
Hiya Jman, where ya been? Write any good chapters lately? 

Punching, kicking and screaming is heard in the background

*sips Tall Cold One*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 27, 2006, 12:32:44 PM
Miyamoto NEVER wanted ANYTHING COHERENT to be written on the statue! IT'S ENGRAVED WITH THE WORDS OF FAIREMASTER, I SAY!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on June 27, 2006, 12:43:56 PM
It doesn't say anything. And if it did, it would be in Japanese, not English.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 27, 2006, 01:58:15 PM
I could've sworn it said "Land xy player", but you guys can go ahead and argue. *sips Tall Cold One*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SolidShroom on June 27, 2006, 02:37:23 PM
It says "Hahaha you morons. you wasted lots of time. Get a life" XD.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 27, 2006, 03:12:00 PM
Actually Iran did but weapons in the past from us, but I just think it was guns and simple explosives.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 27, 2006, 04:00:44 PM
I didn't even say we gave Iran weapons. I said Iraq.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 27, 2006, 04:43:02 PM
Sorry.  I want some Strawberry Cake like Peach makes in Paper Mario.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 27, 2006, 05:25:39 PM
*head swellsI know it doesn't say anything, CW. I'm just being a terrorist.like an anime character* THEN it's Miyamoto's BABY WRITINGS!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 27, 2006, 07:47:25 PM
I wonder where our friendly neighborhood waitress is tonight?
I've been working a lot lately, but rest assured, I am working on the newest chapter of my story.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 27, 2006, 07:56:36 PM
I'm not.  :(
I've been losing my grip on The Suitor as of late.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 27, 2006, 08:02:15 PM
I'm writing a fic as well... I'm a bit over 1/4 done, and, after I've finished that, I've decided to rewrite Mario and TMK Unite. Hanging around fanfiction.net has helped. There's also an RPG I frequent where you need to write stories to gain more party members, and the graders there have given me advice.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 28, 2006, 08:23:59 AM
*sprite on the rocks for Jman* *Peach's special strawberry cake for Fuzzy*  Mr.Melee and Bird Person are having some sort of war in here. making it a warzone.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 28, 2006, 11:42:11 AM
I'm surprised they aren't having a melee *wink wink.*

Okay, crowd's hating that joke, anyway, thank you once again pt_peach.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 28, 2006, 03:43:17 PM
I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!! *straps self to bomb vest and blows up, blowing every bar patron up too*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 28, 2006, 04:59:56 PM
I resolved to post less, yet at the same time I resolved to write a fanfic of my own, but how can I post the fanfic if I resolved to post less?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 28, 2006, 05:10:27 PM
*from the land beyond* Posting less means not posting as many times as you did before, not completely not posting (?). *voice starting to fade* If that was meant to be a joke, it wasn't very funny......
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on June 28, 2006, 06:21:41 PM
You could try posting nothing BUT the fanfiic.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 28, 2006, 07:17:44 PM
I would like some Yoshi Cookies please.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 28, 2006, 08:28:13 PM
I really think it is about time I got out of this crazy bar. *takes pay and runs out*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 28, 2006, 09:38:55 PM
Heh, pt_peach took every last wooden nickel. Better go make some more.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 28, 2006, 10:06:21 PM
You guys are to funn. *puts back all the money and comes back in* Now, you don't have to scar your hands with splinters, BP. *takes bombs away from Mr.Melee.* NO MORE EXPLOSIVES FOR YOU OR I WILL...I will...tell the boss!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 28, 2006, 10:30:00 PM
Who's that? And why aren't my Yoshi Cookies in my stomach?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on June 28, 2006, 11:07:30 PM
pfft.you complaning about not having Yoshi cookies?I've been waitng for my smoothie for almost a week.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 28, 2006, 11:13:07 PM
Oh dear.  That is a very long time to wait for a smoothie.  Perhaps we should fire pt_peach?  No I don't want to do that.  Anyway, did you know that those blue striped mountains in various Mario games are called Candy Canes?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 28, 2006, 11:31:01 PM
pt_peach, the boss has two words for you:
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on June 29, 2006, 06:59:32 AM
How could you take away what I already used, Peach? I blew myself and everyone else up.

*falls from the sky* TMK Heaven didn't want me because I have Nintendo-leftist friends. >X0
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 29, 2006, 11:00:19 PM
*gives Sushieboy his smoothie* *gives Fuzzy his Yoshi cookies* I had no idea you waited that long! Let me listen to that file *listens to it* I KNEW IT! You don't appreciate me! *cires* *runs away*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on June 29, 2006, 11:02:24 PM
*shrugs, then raids the cupboards, looking for more food*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 30, 2006, 08:05:17 AM
*watches the men move the stuff from the delivery truck into the bar*

*spies a case of Tall Cold Ones*

...I'll just take those. :D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 30, 2006, 10:23:23 AM
*comes back in* I just couldn't make it back there without a job *points outside*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 30, 2006, 12:53:48 PM
I appreciate you.  Now remove my coat and scarf that I am wearing even though it is 100 degrees outside or else! 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 30, 2006, 01:44:25 PM
*watches the men move the stuff from the delivery truck into the bar*

*spies a case of Tall Cold Ones*

...I'll just take those. :D
Uh, no you won't. Get back in the kitchen and cook some food!! You ARE The Chef.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on June 30, 2006, 02:14:14 PM
*comes in wearing a pink pollo toga*
It's a long story... I'll have another pint of ice cream.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Big_C on June 30, 2006, 02:52:26 PM
I'll have a glass of Coca-cola and a slice of Pepperoni Pizza, Please. So, who here has the Super Mario Super Show Vol. 1 on DVD?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 30, 2006, 05:13:40 PM
Uh, no you won't. Get back in the kitchen and cook some food!! You ARE The Chef.

I don't work here. My kitchen lies within The Halls of Ivory in the 7th Demention. Sorry.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on June 30, 2006, 05:43:09 PM
*takes a sip out of smoothie* "well the Chef,You should have thought of people wanting you to cook here before you made up the username."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 30, 2006, 06:39:08 PM
Cook a Nutty Cake now!  You can make one with a Goomnut.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on June 30, 2006, 07:03:01 PM
fuzzy,you don't cook a cake,you bake one!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on June 30, 2006, 10:31:48 PM
Quote
fuzzy,you don't cook a cake,you bake one!

 Sorry Sushieboy.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on June 30, 2006, 11:04:25 PM
It's okay, we all make mistakes, but not me!now, Deep fry me a slice of flan.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 01, 2006, 04:36:56 AM
*gives SushieBoy some flan* *Gives Fuzzy some nutty cake and takes his coat and scarf* *gives Big C a coke and some pizza* *gives a depressed blue Toad some more ice cream* I do my job well. I had to come back. The gas just shot up 3 bucks and my car stopped.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 01, 2006, 05:01:03 AM
I would like a bag of salted cashews and peanuts.

*sits down*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on July 01, 2006, 03:59:00 PM
*drinks about three Tall Cold Ones at once*

URP!! Mmmm...not bad. Anyone wonder what other kinds of peripherals the Wii should have? I think there should be a new kind of ROB.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on July 01, 2006, 04:13:05 PM
That would be really neat.  I like robots a lot.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 01, 2006, 05:18:42 PM
*gives Ultima Shadow some salted cahews and peanuts* I just got the Sims for gamecube.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on July 01, 2006, 08:24:14 PM
Is it really fun?  Are there any cheats for it?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 01, 2006, 09:03:13 PM
Oh yeah. It's fun.  I just got Luigi's Mansion. It seems like it's pretty fun.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on July 01, 2006, 09:23:29 PM
You got two games on the same day?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 01, 2006, 09:39:17 PM
One on Friday, one today. Isn't it steller!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on July 02, 2006, 01:36:01 AM
Luigi's Mansion is really fun.  I beat it in one day once.  I think it would be cool to build the house that the Simpsons live in on The Simpsons on Sims.  Did that make sense? 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on July 02, 2006, 03:05:40 AM
Luigi's Mansion is really fun.  I beat it in one day once.
Haven't we all? It's not that long or hard a game once you get the controls down.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SolidShroom on July 02, 2006, 09:53:55 AM
Yeah, I got it on Christmas and beat it in two days.It is very easy to play, but extremely fun. The mario series shows itself quite well in the survival/horror genre.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperLuigi on July 02, 2006, 11:57:47 AM
Luigi's Mansion is easy, but getting the tent is hard! Harder than getting the true mansion!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on July 03, 2006, 03:49:02 AM
I've gotten both. To get the tent, you don't have to flat-out get no money at all, but you should try to avoid it at all costs. To get the biggest mansion, you'll need to water that plant at all the right times and catch all the Boos (the last one you're missing is in the Hidden Room. Not the Sealed Room, the Hidden one. It's accessed from the Butler's Room).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on July 06, 2006, 05:16:56 PM
Well here's my life story...
It all started when I was four and I wanted a pony. My mom and dad said no so...uhhhh....Whoops look at the time! Gotta go. -runs out-
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: G-Dawg on July 07, 2006, 09:45:19 PM
Haven't we all?

:( Perhaps :'(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 07, 2006, 11:29:18 PM
*Dozes off and falls off barstool*

*Wakes up* 

I can't feel my lower body...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on July 08, 2006, 12:39:07 AM
Ha-ho! Never fear!
/me amputates Jman's lower body.
Feel better?
Anyway, I just saw Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest. It doesn't really pwn The Curse of the Black Pearl, but any negative reviews were wrong. There's a little something after the credits, so please remain seated.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 08, 2006, 03:15:36 AM
Every single source of movie reviews I see/hear thought PotC:DMC was good, except for the newspaper that gave it 1/5. I still have not seen it. >:(
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on July 08, 2006, 05:42:11 AM
Yes, I'd like to see it too. Bird Person, what's with your sig?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on July 08, 2006, 09:26:52 AM
*walks over to MV wobbly* I can answer that. *takes a swig from bottle of rum* He's seen PotC: DMC, like me. *walks away and falls over*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 08, 2006, 05:39:54 PM
I saw Dead Man's Chest on opening night.  I thought it was a bit better than the original, and that's saying something.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: fuzzy on July 08, 2006, 06:36:43 PM
My sister works at Cinemark and had to stay all night just to open that movie.  She said the jokes were bad.  She didn't like it that much, but she is hard on movies.  The New World is 10 million times better, even though I haven't seen the new pirates movie.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on July 08, 2006, 08:34:58 PM
I felt sorry for the you-know-what after the credits. And yes, The Curse of the Black Pearl was better.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on July 09, 2006, 05:38:20 AM
Yes, after pondering both movies in my mind, I have come to the conclusion that TCoTBP (BP, ha) was better, but just because it was so unbelievably, impossibly, insurmountably good compared to any other Disney movies made before. Now, see, DMC is still something I will likely see 9 times more in theaters, but I'm thinking it's impossible to one-up TCoTBP.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on July 09, 2006, 01:44:43 PM
I have to see it again, seeing that I was nodding awake and asleep during the late-night drive-in premier. I am not a late-night person, nor a morning person. *falls asleep*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on July 10, 2006, 05:54:13 AM
Can I please have a chocberry banana milkshake on the rocks? (once again)

*sits down*
(Once again)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 10, 2006, 08:54:11 PM
Oh, this is swell.  Now I'm only half a man!  *cymbol shot*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 10, 2006, 10:00:16 PM
*swings Ultima Shadow a chocberry banana milkshake on ice over to him* There you go! I need some cake and apple heards.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on July 10, 2006, 10:17:04 PM
Apple heards? Apples don't make much noise, unless you count the noise someone makes when an apple falls on his/her head.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 10, 2006, 10:27:44 PM
Darn it! I meant Apple-Heads. They are nice. Along with Cherry-Heads, Lemon-Heads, and Grape-heads.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on July 11, 2006, 07:38:50 AM
What about cow-heads? And beaver-heads?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on July 11, 2006, 07:41:22 AM
I think those are too big. They wouldn't taste too good anyway.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on July 11, 2006, 07:44:40 AM
You haven't lived until you try them though! Literally, check your profile!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on July 11, 2006, 09:39:48 AM
Personally, I prefer chicken-heads.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on July 11, 2006, 02:36:46 PM
mmmmmmmmm,hat reminds me of Air Heads. Can I have some?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 11, 2006, 08:48:10 PM
*gets Sushie his Air Heads*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on July 11, 2006, 08:54:19 PM
*takes a bite out of the Air Head, Head swells and suddenly darts off through the roof* WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 11, 2006, 11:37:57 PM
Am I the only one who holds one end of the Air-Head wrapper and shakes it up and down so the Air-Head itself gets crushed into a little wad at the outside end from centrifugal force and then eats the super-dense end product?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on July 12, 2006, 06:04:27 AM
That's what I do with packaged fotune cookies.
And bag of chips.

And Air Heads?
They should be given the name Air Chest, as my brother gets heartburn after eating them.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on July 12, 2006, 10:21:39 AM
*drinks about five more Tall Cold Ones*

Anyone around here believe in multiverses in real life? (I know I've been on a little bit of an obsession, but it's nowhere near as bad as GiftedGirl's muppet craze.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 12, 2006, 06:59:30 PM
I believe in multiple timelines, if that's what you mean.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on July 12, 2006, 10:01:31 PM
I'm thinking of writing a fanfic about Luigi and Daisy's relationship.  It could start off with the two of them being in high school, but never meeting until one night at a school play.  I don't know.  It's an idea in the works.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on July 12, 2006, 10:51:18 PM
I'm DEFINETLY digging that idea!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 13, 2006, 12:07:13 AM
School? What?
More importantly, they lived in the same kingdom?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on July 13, 2006, 03:11:20 PM
It could take place in an alternate universe XP.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on July 18, 2006, 07:53:10 AM
like France XD
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on July 18, 2006, 08:23:03 AM
N E W  A T  T H E  M A R I O  B A R !  

Introducing the Mushroom Menace! An appetizing ice cream dessert that consists of your favorite ice cream and your favorite toppings! And, it's so rich and thick, you can hold it upside down, and it will float in midair & not fall! ([nervous] No, we didn't take our ideas from Dairy Queen and Cold Stone Creamery, if that's what you're thinking. That makes us laugh! Hahahahaha? [/nervous]). The ice cream's delicious! The toppings are name-brand! So come on down to the Mario Bar at 555 Mushroom Lane in The Mushroom Kingdom, open Monday- Friday 8:00 A.M.- 2:00 A.M., Saturday 9:00 A.M. to 2:00 A.M., and Sunday 12:00 A.M.- 2:00 A.M. [SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION].
Sizes and Prices:
Enjoy it: $3.14
Admire It: $4.71
Worship It: $7.07
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on July 18, 2006, 08:33:06 AM
/me walks in with a few more crates of Cold Stone ice cream
Hey guys. Don't try the cake batter. It's mine. It's all for me, and I'll hide it. Yes.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on July 18, 2006, 12:14:45 PM
*drinks another tall cold one*

http://artpad.art.com/?j2m2obpfu50
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on July 18, 2006, 08:58:56 PM
Kay guys, I've got a story. A story that will make your story look like broken pieces of old computers.
So I babysit every weekday now (not forever, but that's why I've been gone in the mornings), and 6-year-old Alex loves my Nitnendo 64. He was playing Super Mario 64 earlier today, and came upon the courtyard.

"What's that?" This refers to the infamous "L is real" statue.
"It's a statue."
"Is it a grave?"
"I never thought of that..."
"Is it Luigi's grave? Is Luigi dead?"

Oh man, I was laughing so hard on the inside. L is dead.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on July 18, 2006, 09:03:54 PM
Maybe SM64 takes place in the distant future. That's probably why Bowser is so huge and Peach's castle looks different than it did it any other game.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 18, 2006, 09:07:24 PM
Except Peach's castle looks the same in every game past SM64. And the only game you ever saw it in before that was in Super Mario RPG.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on July 18, 2006, 09:12:36 PM
It didn't look the same in PM or M&L, and those were the games where the castle had the biggest role(aside from SM64).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 18, 2006, 09:26:27 PM
It sure did look the same in PM, what are you talking about? Interior layout is different, but aside from that...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on July 18, 2006, 10:41:42 PM
Ummm... Did you guys... get it? I'm not saying I believe that's a grave at all. Who puts a grave in the courtyard? It was just a really hilarious quote from a 6-year-old. That was all. But the fact he asked "Does this statue mean Luigi is dead?" instead of the oh-so annyoing "Does this statue mean I can play as Luigi?" made my day.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on July 19, 2006, 03:44:45 PM
Just imagine though, back in 1996.... everyone was all hyped up for the future of gaming. They thought TMK was safe, as Peach decided to get Mario to come to the castle after all those years since their last adventure. Luigi was unfortunatly dead and it was unclear as to what happened to Yoshi. As for Bowser, it was believed that he ran away, never to return, but before Mario arrived, he struck. King Koopa had taken over the castle of Princess Peach Toadstool and all those who lived on the inside mysteriously vanished. Now, it was up to Mario, the 'Optimus Prime' of the Nintendo universe, to go on one last Star-powered adventure. That was how it would've seemed back then.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 19, 2006, 03:48:13 PM
No. Just no.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on July 19, 2006, 10:58:23 PM
and it was unclear as to what happened to Yoshi.
Uhhhhhh... get 120 stars and shoot to the castle's roof?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on July 19, 2006, 11:14:57 PM
But what happened after Yoshi jumped off the roof to crash into the ground eh?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on July 19, 2006, 11:42:25 PM
He's just hiding.  You can find him again if you go back behind the waterfall.
*snickers as tons of people run to their N64s*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 20, 2006, 12:08:19 AM
Wow, I don't get fired for taking a few days off, do I? I was off...shopping.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on July 20, 2006, 06:34:02 AM
No, just make sure the secret of our Cold Stone and Dairy Queen ice cream mixtures aren't discovered toast is cooked well done!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on July 20, 2006, 08:48:38 AM
The thing is, Mario didn't know what happened to Yoshi since he last met him, until he foumd all the stars and then shot himself up to the roof where Yoshi was waiting for him. Thank goodness he was still alive.

Chupperson: What's wrong with the thing I posted? SM64 was a very epic moment in Mario history. I just thought that it had potential for the series to be taken somewhere else.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 20, 2006, 08:54:41 AM
I shall make sure that it is kept secret that the toast is well done but not burnt!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on July 25, 2006, 04:40:16 PM
I think that I will bump this thread so that people don't forget its existence...after all, it is pretty much legendary.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: -FoxMcCloud- on July 25, 2006, 04:52:27 PM
BTW, pt_peach, what happened to Spys and Sleepovers?  It's down to page three by now.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on July 25, 2006, 06:22:15 PM
Yeah, I really liked that!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on July 25, 2006, 06:49:47 PM
And I will make sure that no one finds out about me sneaking cat hair into the toaster the toaster is plugged in.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 25, 2006, 10:27:19 PM
Hey guys! Thanks for liking my story! But check the thread, because I am no longer posting the chapters on here, because the rest of the chaps have cussing in them.

@BP: I will make sure no one finds out about the hair in the toaster that the toaster is unplugged!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on July 28, 2006, 08:57:04 PM
Did anyone else notice this in the bathroom?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.syslog.com%2F%7Ejwilson%2Fpics-i-like%2Fbacon4mn.jpg&hash=9a242ecdc654903da704891868e6704c)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on July 30, 2006, 02:28:40 PM
O-synapse. Does this mean what I think it is meaning?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: dude677 on July 30, 2006, 02:51:33 PM
Holy calamity!
That's amazing.
A bacon machine!?!
What next?
A boot vendor?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on July 30, 2006, 03:05:02 PM
It is a bacon machine.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on July 30, 2006, 04:37:51 PM
Ohh man, next time I'm alone in a public restroom with a sharpie in my pocket... that is the richest graffiti ever.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on September 30, 2006, 01:12:34 AM
Gah, so sorry to double post, but I can't seem to find that thread in which you post videos you made. So, around 10:00...
<BirdPerson> In about an hour I'll probably need another soda. I'll make a soda-getting adventure video along the way for no particular reason.
About an hour and 45 minutes later...
<BirdPerson> I'll go on my sodadventure now.
The results are not for the faint of heart. But please, watch repeatedly: http://wheresdezzer.googlepages.com/sodadventure.mpg
Nothing in the video was planned, except the getting of the soda. Yes, I actually make that sound each time I see a spider.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on September 30, 2006, 09:56:33 AM
Typically they go here (http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6210.0). It's not just for Lizard Dude.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 30, 2006, 10:50:56 AM
I can't see the video on your movie, BP.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on September 30, 2006, 03:01:20 PM
I saw the video. I found it to be strangely amusing.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 30, 2006, 05:59:59 PM
Spider, spider, spider!
Haha.
Buns make an excellent weapon.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Big_C on November 25, 2006, 02:28:43 PM
Hi, can I get a glass of Koopa-Kola and one slice of Pepperoni Pizza and Mozarella sticks on the side? Thank you. (whips out laptop computer and connects to WTMK Mario Radio and plays some Dr. Mario on Nintendo DS.)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on November 25, 2006, 06:40:04 PM
*Walks in, breaking through the dusty boards on the windows* Forgot my hat! *trips over the "Out of Business" Sign on the floor*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on November 25, 2006, 07:04:33 PM
Wow. Haven't been to this place in ages.

*looks around and sees the place practically abandonded, with dust and cobwebs all over*

I guess I'll take over then. You may now refer to me as The Bartender.

*proceeds to get the bar ready*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on November 25, 2006, 07:45:24 PM
*Finds a dead body on the floor, stumbles away, to find an original donkey Kong arcade machine!* Who would leave this wonderful piece of history lying here? *starts playing*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on November 26, 2006, 12:28:22 AM
I guess I'll take over then. You may now refer to me as The Bartender.
Uh, no. You're The Chef. Now start bringing me some bacon buttons, immediately.
I font believe 2006 is almost over. Already. Why, it seems like just eleven months ago it was Christmas, and I was opening a box containing Mario Kart DS and Kirby Canvas Curse. I'm a bit confused, though, since the number one item on my list this year is WarioWare: Touched, and it's ridiculously expensive (http://www.amazon.com/gp/offer-listing/B0007D4MVS/ref=dp_olp_1/002-1092014-1189629). I haven't seen it in Target or GameStop, either. What's going on? As far as I know it wasn't discontinued... but really, $38 for a boxless one? Somebody shed some light here...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on November 26, 2006, 12:42:11 AM
That is very unreasonable. I got my Animal Crossing: WW, used, for 30 bucks. It at least had a booklet and one of thoses little cardboard cases the gamestores pu them it! I bought Cooking Mama used for 17 dollars and got a box + instructions.

I have a strange pattern. I got the N64 the year after the gamecube came out. I got the gamecube a few months before the ds came out. And I just got the DS a few WEEKS before the Wii came out!

How long was I off-duty? Half a year?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 26, 2006, 01:26:01 AM
I don't know what's up online, but Touched! is still easily found in stores, at least where I live, at normal price. I'm talking like department stores, Wal*Mart, Target, that sort of thing.

Heck, I'll buy you one and mail it if you like.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on November 26, 2006, 02:37:47 AM
Hahaha, but if you give me a Christmas present, EVERYONE ON THE BOARD will have to! Not a bad deal... :D
But I don't get it, I've checked Target twice and it hasn't been there either time. I asked the clerk at GameStop, he checked the computer, and there were no copies. Hm.

...But seriously, if anybody wants to send me presents, here's my list... It's only a rough draft.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on November 26, 2006, 06:31:31 AM
If I were to actually buy Touched!, though, I would want to be sure that your parents didn't buy it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on November 26, 2006, 09:30:14 AM
MySpace won't get destroyed that easily.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on November 26, 2006, 10:08:20 AM
Agreed. MaxVance. Unless we hack it and shut it down! Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaa.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on November 26, 2006, 10:41:38 AM
and I shall help! Muahuahuahua!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on November 26, 2006, 12:54:42 PM
MySpace won't get destroyed that easily.
Aw, pleeeeeease? But I WANT it!
Nah, don't worry about it, LD. My mom will do something.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on November 26, 2006, 01:03:22 PM
Ah yes, MySpace, the scourge of the internet.

*Launches a Banzai Bill over to the MySpace Bar*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on November 27, 2006, 03:30:47 PM
Yikes, this place has been neglected.

Going along with the Christmas side-theme, I can't think of anything I want for Christmas besides:
  • Wii (which no one will get me)
  • 30GB iPod Video (again, which no one will get me)
  • Ren and Stimpy DVDs
  • New music (Shinedown, Tool, Stone Temple Pilots [?], Beck [?], Red Hot Chili Peppers [?], NIN [?], Pink Floyd, and anything else that seriously rocks).
I'm seriously drained for ideas. Oh well, there's always that magic thing called a gift card or some cash. It'd go foo a good cause (Wii, iPod).

Anyways, I need some pizza, fast. And a Barqs. Thanks.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on November 27, 2006, 09:34:26 PM
Oy, I need something that will keep me awake all night long.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on November 27, 2006, 10:08:20 PM
/me gives Jman an 8-liter bottle of Mountain Dew.
Speaking of iPods, as iMentioned iN #tmk at least once, my sister's getting an iPod video... or the technical name, fifth generation iPod... for either her birthday in a week or for Christmas. She told me if she got one of those, iWould get her mini. So, i'M getting me an iPod!! :D But SSHHHHH, don't tell her that. iT's totally not a surprise, my mom iS so loud on the phone when everybody iS iN the house listening.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on November 27, 2006, 10:45:18 PM
Really? My mom too! *runs over to Jman*  Aww, that's not strong enough, BirdPerson!

/me  gives Jman a gallon of coffee with 5 extra shots and mixes a few cans of red bull in it.
 
That should keep you awake! Just consume the entire gallon and hope you don't go crazy.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on November 28, 2006, 04:04:36 PM
*bangs a giant gong*

That ought to work.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on November 28, 2006, 08:01:39 PM
BOO!

That's all I got.... Did it work?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on November 28, 2006, 08:49:13 PM
Yep!  *Dashes around the room three times at warp speed.*  I think it worked too well!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: AbercrombieBaseball on December 05, 2006, 12:12:20 AM
Yeah, I guess I'm late posting my Christmas list. But here's what I want:

1. A new lamp for my living area.
2. Some gift certificates for baseball tickets and Abercrombie.
3. As strange as this sounds, I need a new mop.
4. Some quality time with my friends.
5. Continued good health of my ancient dog.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 05, 2006, 12:50:30 AM
My Eid 2007 list, as Eid will dawn on the 1st of January!

1. Wii (I'm very hopeful. I talked to my dad today. He said he'd get it...when they got it in stock again!)
2. Rayman Raving Rabbids
3. Some new books
4. A cabbage patch kid
5. A Nintendo Wifi usb thingymagig
5. I want God (or anybody for the fact) to destroy Barbies, Bratz, and MyScene dolls.
6. Blythe (I had forgotten about her until I mentioned Barbie)
7. A LOT more quality time with my dad and my (other) sisters
8. My older brother who is annoying, believe it or not
9. DS starter kit
10. My algebra grades to go UP
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 05, 2006, 04:14:05 PM
So, you like Cabbage Patch Kids, and not all the other barbies?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Red Paratroopa on December 05, 2006, 05:43:39 PM
What good would destroying Barbies do?  A lot of girls/collectors would be upset.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 05, 2006, 05:54:07 PM
Ironically, the person who holds the world record for largest Barbie collection is a man. With a handlebar mustache and a goatee. Creepy.
Well, tomorrow is the 6th. My Wii is supposed to get here tomorrow (a Wal-Mart ad in the mail said "Wii: Available 12/6!") I hope this isn't total dukar and they only get a few. Like I said, I'm about 5th on the waiting list now, and some people on it before me may have found one elsewhere. I'd say that, yeah, it's coming tomorrow.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 05, 2006, 10:28:52 PM
*Enters bar*

I need something to down my complaint level.  Give me a nice tall one, whoever still works here.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 05, 2006, 10:46:19 PM
/me gives Jman a nice tall one.


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Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 05, 2006, 11:10:04 PM
*drum solo, followed by cymbol shot.*

Good one, CW.  No really, I'd like a tall glass of your strongest stuff.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 05, 2006, 11:35:04 PM
/me gives Jman some pitbull.

I'm tired. All I could do was get that crap from the refrigerator.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 06, 2006, 12:15:19 AM
Our strongest stuff, eh?
/me serves Jman a cup of Chuck Norris's blood
This is, like, the only topic where I use that tag.
/me uses it again
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 06, 2006, 02:22:00 PM
Hey, I thought Pt_peach was the bartender, not BP.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 06, 2006, 08:54:02 PM
We've been closed for so long that everyone takes any job available. And the pay is reduced to pi squared.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 06, 2006, 10:56:20 PM
*Takes a sip of Chuck Norris's blood.*

Ew.  I'm a J-man, not a vampire!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on December 07, 2006, 02:37:35 PM
Well, that's the strongest stuff, so quit whining and don't use a straw.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 07, 2006, 03:17:27 PM
Oh noes! Suffix is teh frozen! /me poors magma onto Suffix.

Hmm. I thought of magma because of my science project involving volcanoes and volcanic processes. Which reminds me. For that day, I placed a rolled-up presentation poster on my arm and called myself "Sam Aran." Isn't that what you were for Halloween, BirdPerson?
Either way, you should take a picture of yourself as Sam Aran.

Oh yes. I'll take a bottle of MDX, please, and an Otis Spunkmeyer Chocolate Chocolate Chip muffin.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on December 07, 2006, 05:25:23 PM
Drink the blood Jman, you could use more iron.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 07, 2006, 06:34:43 PM
Okay, fine!  *downs the whole thing in one gulp*

*Mario powerup noise is heard*

Ah, I feel so much better!  I feel like I could go a few rounds with Mike Tyson!

Then again, these days, who couldn't?  *punches the wall, caving in part of the area.*

Wow, that's some strong stuff!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sapphira on December 08, 2006, 07:13:23 PM
Oh noes! Suffix is teh frozen! /me poors magma onto Suffix.
Unless you were both below the earth's surface, that would've been lava. ;)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on December 08, 2006, 10:14:15 PM
/me steals Sapphira's Palmolive.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 09, 2006, 02:40:19 AM
Hey Luigison: Where are they selling the Wii on the 25? I called a few places and they said they'd have them before 2007. GameCrazy specified before Christmas.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on December 09, 2006, 03:10:08 AM
http://www.outtastock.com/wii/

Good Luck.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 09, 2006, 12:17:34 PM
/me dies
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on December 09, 2006, 04:45:45 PM
*gives Pt Peach a 1-up Mushroom*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 10, 2006, 01:02:32 AM
*Sees the damage he has done.*

Oh geez, I guess drinking a man's blood can bring out his spirit in you.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 10, 2006, 09:42:56 AM
*Stops playing DK* Anybody got change for a dollar?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 10, 2006, 10:12:07 AM
Yeah.  About 20 of these popped out when I punched a hole in this wall over here.  *flips 4 quarters to SushieBoy*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 10, 2006, 11:28:42 AM
Thanks man, *gives Jman dollar*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 10, 2006, 11:10:08 PM
*takes dollar and about 5 quarters from the ground.*

Give me a tall mug of frosty root beer, bartender.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 11, 2006, 02:30:19 AM
John (ViRUS) came over here today (he called me and whined about how his computer crashed and how he had nothing to do at all). He made a Mii for himself and we plaed some Wii Sports. I was glad to see that bowling and golf can be played with one Wiimote. And that nothing in my room got killed. Oh, and I got to pro status in Wii Bowling.
Jman, you'll have to find someone else to get you your imaginary root beer. Just be sure I get paid imaginary money.
/me imagines some stuff.
Hey... You know, I was thinking, Nintendo can do pretty much anything they want to do with the Wii channels. If the Wii is ever able to play DVDs, I'm betting it'll be from a channel. If I have to pay for it, I don't care. :P
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on December 11, 2006, 11:37:26 AM
I previously thought Wii DVD playing was useless to me, but after switching the PS2 and Wii component cables back and forth from the one component input on my TV a few million times, a DiiVDii might just be worth it to me.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 11, 2006, 02:48:08 PM
I have an input selector for my systems. I wonder how much those run for component vs. composite.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 11, 2006, 05:41:12 PM
I was absent. And currently, I feel awful. No one takes me serious anymore. At least, it feels that way. It hurts, though.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 11, 2006, 06:06:08 PM
Don't worry, you can't be absent from school every single day.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 11, 2006, 09:22:49 PM
I was absent. And currently, I feel awful. No one takes me serious anymore. At least, it feels that way. It hurts, though.

Ugh, I know how that feels.  Sometimes I get the feeling people on here don't take me seriously at all.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 11, 2006, 09:59:43 PM
They don't.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 12, 2006, 02:02:19 PM
*listening to SpiceGirls on jukebox, pompoms in each hand* if you wanna be my.. *the whole FF comes in* uhhhh *gulps* I didn't expect all of ya'll so soon.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 12, 2006, 02:20:27 PM
Why, hello, I notice that your use of the word "y'all" is redundant, and if I could see the words coming out of your mouth, I could have sworn you misspelled it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 12, 2006, 03:02:01 PM
They don't.

In that case, I'll just go listen to some music in my room at the Mario Hotel, if it's still open.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 12, 2006, 09:31:54 PM
Let's see whose talking! *turns radio on* Mmm, static .... Here's one! Dragon, Dragon, Rock the Dragon... ummm no, hmmmmm, Oh! Ooncha Ooncha! One Two.... Heck no! hmmmm, *SMB theme* that's more like it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 12, 2006, 10:22:10 PM
if you wanna be my.. *the whole FF comes in* uhhhh *gulps* I didn't expect all of ya'll so soon.
SushieBoy, if you like "Polka Power!" you can turn it back on. That's a really good one.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 13, 2006, 06:58:15 PM
I can't, only the jukebox has it, and I'm all outta cash! Hmmmmm..... *goes outside* this will do tha' trick! *slams head on a ? block, but gets a concussion*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on December 13, 2006, 07:00:26 PM
You're supposed to punch it with your fist.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 13, 2006, 07:27:23 PM
*serves everyone chilled root beer* That'll calm you all down.

*puts a half dollar in the jukebox* Now playing...Britney Spears? Oh heck no. Why is she so expensive, anyways?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 13, 2006, 08:04:11 PM
Of to the Hospital! then the Marioligy thread!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 13, 2006, 09:43:42 PM
Who put THAT in the jukebox?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 14, 2006, 02:14:02 AM
/me BLOWS UP the jukebox
Bring in the new one, jam-packed with Songs That Involve Deezer and tracks from Deezer the Snowman and Other Christmas Dukar.
Okay, so today I was playing Final Fantasy II at lunch, the part that should NOT have been revealed on the back of the box that spoils the whole thing (Dawn of Souls version) and I thought I might have a chance at beating this boss that has something I want. But then I had to go to geography. So I quietly closed my DS and finished my day, leaving the DS on to wait. But when I got on the bus and opened it, all my players were DEAD!! How? I didn't push any buttons, the only way would be if I accidentally pushed L & R simultaneously enough times for my party to attempt fleeing and fail...
But then WarioWare: Touched! got here from Lizard Dude, so it's okay. It's supposed to be my Christmas present that my parents were supposed to get, but when it got here they just gave it to me. Merry Christmas to me.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 14, 2006, 11:41:53 AM
Uh, if it's Active Time Battle, the monsters will attack your party if you don't do anything.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 14, 2006, 06:32:14 PM
I'm pretty sure that's not the case. Being attacked while inactive has never happened to me.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on December 14, 2006, 06:45:44 PM
GBA games don't pause when you close the DS.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on December 14, 2006, 08:03:42 PM
Does the jukebox have Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits on it?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 14, 2006, 08:24:45 PM
/me plugs his iPod Video into the jukebox, It reveals a wide screen TV that is currently playing reruns of Space Gost Coast to Coast

Oh yeah, I love this episode! This is what the jukebox plays, plus Metallica, Audioslave, and whatever else in in my iPod.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 14, 2006, 08:59:49 PM
Since when can yoy connect ipods to jukeboxes??
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 14, 2006, 09:04:52 PM
It's an iPod-ready jukebox, apparently.

The videos on it would be horribly lo-res, though.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 14, 2006, 11:57:44 PM
Does the jukebox have Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits on it?

No, but I can sing "Trogdor" if you want me to.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 15, 2006, 01:32:34 AM
GBA games don't pause when you close the DS.
Yes, I know. You can't pause in the middle of a battle, otherwise I wouldn't have died. I only closed the DS because it wouldn't fit in my pocket open. Why oh why doesn't FFI&II:DoS have a sleep mode?
...It doesn't, does it?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on December 15, 2006, 06:22:49 AM
It might when you're not in a battle.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 15, 2006, 01:11:40 PM
You can pause in the middle of battles in most FInal Fantasies, I do believe.
Don't all the GBA FFs have a quicksave feature instead of sleep?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 15, 2006, 02:08:58 PM
Quote
Since when can yoy connect ipods to jukeboxes??

Since now (http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/sr=1-13/qid=1166213213/ref=sr_1_13/602-8037580-3004616?ie=UTF8&asin=B000H68F2W).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 15, 2006, 02:17:30 PM
Hey, I misspelled "You"!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on December 15, 2006, 04:14:43 PM
You, ...er, yoy could edit it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 15, 2006, 10:28:12 PM
You're not the boss of me! *runs off*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 16, 2006, 12:08:51 AM
*falls asleep*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 16, 2006, 05:09:26 PM
/me has noticed a pattern here... whenever this topic is revived for a conversation not large enough for its own topic, it dies 'cause of role-playing... how depressing.
Well, to try to keep it aloft, I have great news: I passed my P.E. final by moving a 170-pound mass of human meat one mile in eleven minutes and fifty-two seconds, just under the twelve-minute limit. The three days that make up next week are all finals... No P.E. at all until we come back in 2007. I hate that class so much.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on December 16, 2006, 05:18:59 PM
I may as well ask this now, so BirdPirson, how do you use that pinkish * tag?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 16, 2006, 06:03:39 PM
Code: [Select]
[me=Your Name]is using the me tag.[/me] appears as
/me is using the me tag.
Note that no space goes between the first right bracket and the action.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 16, 2006, 06:14:33 PM
You've been doing that?  I've just been doing /me
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 16, 2006, 07:17:16 PM
/me is confused, and now types /me instead, thanks to Eclipsed Moon :D

Also, with the /me method, you can go back and edit your post to change the name! :D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 16, 2006, 09:30:30 PM
Well it sounds like you could do that anyway, and even use names that you've never used anyway with the method BP uses.  Although I'm guessing that with /me, it's a simple "edit, save" thing
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 16, 2006, 11:20:44 PM
*Turns to overhead TV.*  Ooh, the Superfriends!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on December 16, 2006, 11:57:43 PM
 /me is an IRC command. It is considered by some (basically me) to be the "correct" way to denote an action taken by you. But, hey, whatever.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 17, 2006, 01:44:14 AM
Uh, /me is also a command on this forum.
/me uses MaxVance for a footstool.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 17, 2006, 02:53:00 AM
Chupperson stole my footstool.
Well, uh, whatever. I'm not wrong, anyhow. Brackets still work.
I'm starving right now. My stomach is, like, "BLAAHH!"
/me ventures deep into his kitchen.
W00t, leftover tortellini. Tortellini is third on my list of favorite foods, I guess. Ravioli and lasagna take first and second, respectively. Mama-mia.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on December 17, 2006, 08:06:45 AM
/me is using the me tag.

:D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 17, 2006, 09:52:06 AM
Let's all have some of Mario's Mama Mia Ravioli!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 18, 2006, 11:39:39 AM
I'M BAAAACKKKKK!!! Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...did I get fired?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 18, 2006, 11:43:29 AM
Yes, yes you did. :D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on December 18, 2006, 01:07:45 PM
/me throws someone out a window.

/me stares at Luigison.

/me makes funny faces at everyone as he goes down into the fallout shelter.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 18, 2006, 02:07:41 PM
I wasn't staring, it was my lazy eye, Yo, Pt_Peach, give me a bowl of Mario's Mama Mia Ravioli! And for everyone else! My treat!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 18, 2006, 04:12:40 PM
/me gives everyone a bowl of Mario's Mama Mia Ravioli and collapses
/me revives

God, it seems like I just served a house full of 100 people.

By the way, SushieBoy, you bill is pi times however many people are here. Someone wanna count and give out the bill?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 18, 2006, 05:01:03 PM
*runs off*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on December 18, 2006, 05:08:48 PM
I'm smiling.  That alone should scare you.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Harpie on December 23, 2006, 05:49:38 PM
I..... DRINK.....LAVA.....LAMPS!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 23, 2006, 06:16:26 PM
Sir, would you like some water to cool off your throat?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 24, 2006, 10:25:15 AM
So...speaking of being scared, what sites do you guys visit to randomly scare the crap out of yourselves at midnight when you're the only one up?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2006, 11:16:37 AM
I scroll down and look at pictures of gruesome things on snopes.com and read disturbing stories. Then I have to stay up for a few more hours because I'm scared. Man, a smashed upper head is not a pretty sight.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on December 24, 2006, 12:37:49 PM
I don't like scaring myself. Most of the time I scare myself unintentionally.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 24, 2006, 04:46:32 PM
Screamers. nuff' said. unexpected and just cruel.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on December 24, 2006, 07:43:24 PM
/me screams at SushieBoy
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2006, 08:10:18 PM
/me screams at MaxVance
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Melee on December 24, 2006, 09:51:19 PM
/me screams at an ant

I'll take a glass of eggnog. Non-alcoholic, please.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 24, 2006, 11:08:40 PM
/me screams at an aunt
No egg nog for you.
The amount of Christmas-related topics is dead this year. Last year it was kind of crazy. Maybe all the "what I got" posts will go to the hopeful thread.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2006, 11:10:29 PM
Even though I'm not Christian, I wish you all the Merriest Christmas :D :D :D.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 24, 2006, 11:28:25 PM
Since I am a Christian, I will also wish you Merry Christmas.  I think the Hopeful thread will help eliminate all of the "what I got" threads.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 24, 2006, 11:44:51 PM
I'm not Jewish so I will wish the members that are Jewish a Happy Chanukah.

And if there's another Muslim here I wish them a Happy Eid.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 25, 2006, 01:56:24 AM
All you Jews, have Happy Hanukkahs! All you Muslims, have Happy Eids! I, er... really don't know that much about holidays I don't celebrate, but have good ones.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 25, 2006, 02:23:29 AM
Yeah, about that... Chanukah's over.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on December 25, 2006, 11:33:49 AM
Happy Festivus. Later I'll be posting my gift hoard. For now, a sneak preview:

I got a Wii. :D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on December 25, 2006, 12:35:35 PM
Yeah, about that... Festivus is also over.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on December 25, 2006, 01:56:30 PM
Have any Mario Christmas images?

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg166.imageshack.us%2Fimg166%2F8965%2Fpicture1sm5.png&hash=843084ab31466e8900dbf691efe331f4)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 27, 2006, 03:23:50 PM
Well, today and possibly tomorrow, my dad is finally eliminating the carpet in my room in favor of hardwood. The Internet works, so I can post via Wii... which is odd since my mom's computer can't connect at all. This is more fun, anyway.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 27, 2006, 05:39:33 PM
Now that's using your Wii!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 27, 2006, 07:09:23 PM
No, this is using your Wii!  *uses it as stepping stone to get to the top of the flagpole*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on December 27, 2006, 07:09:52 PM
That's a short pole.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 27, 2006, 07:57:24 PM
That, or a big Wii.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on December 27, 2006, 08:01:45 PM
OR, that's a tall SushieBoy.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 28, 2006, 12:22:08 AM
Actually, you are all right, I was somehow tall, the Wii had eaten a Mega Mushroom, and the falgpole was hit by a stray koopa shell, and I ended up, jumping over the earth, and falling into a pit of lava and loose a life.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on December 28, 2006, 12:47:37 PM
But if the pole was small and the Wii filled the screen, you would have to jump over the Wii!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 28, 2006, 04:13:22 PM
But I failed! I somehow slid into that neon blue game disk thingy! And everybody started playing SushieBoy: The Game!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on December 28, 2006, 06:28:04 PM
But I failed! I somehow slid into that neon blue game disk thingy! And everybody started playing SushieBoy: The Game!
what
Actually, you are all right, I was somehow tall, the Wii had eaten a Mega Mushroom, and the falgpole was hit by a stray koopa shell, and I ended up, jumping over the earth, and falling into a pit of lava and loose a life.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on December 28, 2006, 06:51:07 PM
Ah, hehheh *takes out notepad, writes* "Note, MaxVance knows too much..."
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on January 03, 2007, 10:16:33 PM
I'd like to order a drink that stops time for fifteen minutes and transports me to a soft, still cloud at night with a full moon overhead(or a waxing gibbous if a full moon is too hard) and barely the slightest breeze blowng while I lie in a suspended moment of calm, peaceful bliss, where I will remain until the fifteen minutes are up and I will end up back in the Mario Bar.  Ooh, and let the drink be drug free!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 04, 2007, 01:34:50 AM
Okay BirdPerson! Help me out here! I don't know any non-acoholic drinks that make you feel lightheaded!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on January 04, 2007, 02:18:59 AM
Hmmm... Dr Pepper has a similar effect... probably only on me though. Let's see here... make him a really really good milkshake.
I'm really not one to post just that kind of thing alone, so I'll add some brain droppings.
Mr. Clean Magic Erasers really work. It made my GBA like new again.
I'm kind of disappointed that I didn't find SMA2:SMW in the mound of Dukar that was beneath my sister's bed... it might still be there... but I doubt she'll let me know if she finds it.
I think I read someone say something about weird black smudges on Wiis... well they're on mine too!  Well, thanks to Mr. Clean, not anymore... but gee...
I wish Captain Jim would post. I think he got a Wii for Christmas. He's a present peeker cheater and told me he saw Twilight Princess a few weeks before break began, but no Wii. Hrngh.

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on January 05, 2007, 12:52:25 AM
Dukar...heh heh...who even coined that term, anyhow?  I mean "What the Dukar?"  That's genius!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 05, 2007, 01:02:44 AM
Hey: Do you think it was made to keep people from abbreviating "WT*"?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on January 05, 2007, 03:09:36 AM
Hmm, no I don't think it was. ;)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Markio on January 05, 2007, 11:28:54 AM
Hark, did I hear Lizard Dude wink at pt_peach?  Watch out, pt_peach, I think LD might have the hots for you... (8D
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Eclipsed Moon on January 05, 2007, 01:41:16 PM
There's nothing quite as sweet as when a 21 year old man loves a 13 year old girl.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on January 05, 2007, 01:56:19 PM
You people are...strange.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on January 05, 2007, 02:06:21 PM
So, that magic eareser thingy can remove scratches on handhelds? WOOT!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on January 05, 2007, 02:54:33 PM
Not on the screens, it can't.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on January 05, 2007, 02:57:42 PM
So, that magic eareser thingy can remove scratches on handhelds? WOOT!!
A magic eareser? Is that for removing ears?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on January 05, 2007, 04:00:09 PM
In the future, we'll have removable ears. Just watch...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: kirbyman on January 05, 2007, 06:22:20 PM
I'll have the Kirby's Avalanche Float, and some Waddle Dee's...Ha ha.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on March 18, 2007, 07:31:20 PM
Well, I'd have to say that is a long overdue order.

This place could use a little sprucing up...been kind of dead for a few months.  Not a good thing to happen to one of the FF's longest running threads.  This needs to be stickied.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperLuigi on March 18, 2007, 07:32:52 PM
I'll be your first customer in months. Gimme a cold hard........water.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on March 18, 2007, 07:34:28 PM
Eh, I'll get over to my post.

*grabs a Tall Cold One and heads for the kitchen*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on March 18, 2007, 07:52:37 PM
Oh, here we go again, post in the thread for two weeks then nothing...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 18, 2007, 11:50:26 PM
*ties on her apron* I guess Chef got that water. *sits down* I guess I'll be chillin here for the next two weeks listening to people dish out gossip and their sorrows.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on March 19, 2007, 12:11:02 AM
This topic should be kept up as an ever-changing talk about stuff topic. I don't see why it dies so many times; it's perfect for making a topic without actually making a topic. Like so...
I never posted pictures of the shelf above my bed before.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg132.imageshack.us%2Fimg132%2F9931%2Fshelfresizedii2.jpg&hash=85ac91b8569426f3c5e1eb527d951738) (http://wheresdezzer.googlepages.com/shelf.jpg)
(This is resized, click on it to see the real image)
From left to right, you can see
- DS Lite Box, DS box
- GBA and DS game boxes
- The wooden Triforce
- Newton's Cradle
- Emergency drinking water from the Korean war (my uncle found it in his house when he moved, it was my Grandpa's)
- A pin-thing showing my right hand
- Weird figure of a bird mowing a lawn (Texas, 2000)
- Miniature replica of King Tutankhamen's sarcophagus, with the miniature mummy within (Museum field trip, 2005 [I think])
- Figurine of King Kong and the Empire State Building (New York, 2006)
- Figurine of the Statue of Liberty (New York, 2006)
- No idea, but it's purple.
- Small bottle of actual, real Magic 8-Ball juice
- This thing will rock back and forth forever and ever (or until the batter supplying power to a magnet in the base runs out). It annoys me when I sleep so I keep it still.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on March 20, 2007, 12:44:39 PM
I'd like to see the can of emergency drinking water up close.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on March 20, 2007, 04:55:48 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwheresdezzer.googlepages.com%2Fedw.jpg&hash=991dcd61d00b8c9daa83ecd9806b8517)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on March 20, 2007, 10:11:41 PM
I wonder what the 8 ball juice tastes like.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on March 21, 2007, 08:11:55 AM
Now just freeze the can and PaperLuigi can have his cold hard water.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 22, 2007, 01:04:02 AM
I made some new dolls.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on March 24, 2007, 09:23:15 PM
In my house I have a can of dehydrated water. I'm not even joking.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SolidShroom on March 24, 2007, 09:31:42 PM
And now, from the makers or Dehydrated Water...

The
Solar-Powered
Flashlight!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on March 24, 2007, 10:25:08 PM
Stupid people and their stupid inventions. I made high-quality inventions, like Safety Scissors (http://wheresdezzer.googlepages.com/Scissors.JPG) and the Double-Edged Thumbtack (http://wheresdezzer.googlepages.com/DoubleThumbtack.jpg).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on March 24, 2007, 10:40:49 PM
Truthfully, those scissors don't look particularly safe to me (take a look at the edge!). Or functional...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: MaxVance on March 24, 2007, 10:50:27 PM
And now, from the makers or Dehydrated Water...

The
Solar-Powered
Flashlight!
Where's the flashlight?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on March 24, 2007, 11:45:47 PM
Suffix, your criticism appalls me. My friend totally BORROWED those scissors from me, so fascinated by their safety and ran with them--she didn't die. Most scissors kill you if you run with 'em, I swear.
I miss my scissors.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on March 24, 2007, 11:56:09 PM
She didn't die? Incredible! It's a revolution in commercial and standard supply design! Call your stock brokers! Force every penny into these bladeless and danger-free wonders!

Note that I'll sue you... for something... when they aren't able to cut sheet metal.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on March 25, 2007, 12:07:06 AM
Your lawyer must be awfully annoyed with you.

[20:56] <BirdPerson> My room? Repaint it? What are you on, man?
[20:57] <Suffix> What are you on?! It's a plastery yellowy weirdy grossy calamity!
[20:57] <BirdPerson> Orange, top half splattered with green, red, purple, white, and black, red trim, what's wrong with that?
[20:57] <Suffix> Me, I'm on a swivel chair. You, you're off your rocker.
[20:58] <BirdPerson> You get used to it and stop looking for pictures in the splatters after a while.
[20:58] <Suffix> My room has a most respectable paint job. A denim-type texture and dark blue color with white trim. Looking for pictures in that scary splatter embodies the very definition of insanity.
[20:59] <BirdPerson> There was a spot that looked like an enormous fly (the brush got too close, tried to hide it, and augh) but that was on the part of the wall that got removed.
[20:59] <Suffix> Well, anyway, I'm exaggerating your position, but I do cringe every time you post a picture with that wall...
[20:59] <BirdPerson> There's a spot that kind of looks like an evil face (reminds me of the Grinch)
[21:03] <Suffix> the orange... the splatters... the faces in the splatters... It's a wonder you haven't turned out significantly more "disturbed" than you are...
[21:07] <BirdPerson> Wait five seconds and the features will be pointed out: http://wheresdezzer.googlepages.com/creepywall.gif
[21:08] <BirdPerson> If you're gonna sue me, Suffix, now is an excellent time.
[21:09] <Suffix> Yeah, emotional trauma all the way, BirdPerson!
[21:09] <BirdPerson> What?
[21:09] <Suffix> I'll squeeze every penny out of you! All 67!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on March 25, 2007, 12:18:57 AM
That guy? I sued him for money mismanagement ages ago.*

And now... The answer everyone's been waiting for... It's the SOLAR-POWERED FLASHLIGHT! From SolidShroom.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg401.imageshack.us%2Fimg401%2F2508%2Fdumblightkt6.jpg&hash=16bc9dd5b074dcd57e28d2594b9239f6)

This incredible device is astounding! Redundancy is required to praise this thing more than once!
This flashlight is so incredible that it requires no power button! It converts solar energy into electricity and helpful light without a hitch!

The world is saved!


*He also did my taxes and cut my lawn. Now he just cuts my lawn, but I catch him trying to mow my flower beds every once in a while...

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on March 25, 2007, 07:56:14 PM
So...how is the new TMNT movie?  I haven't been to the theater to see it yet.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on March 26, 2007, 01:15:23 AM
BP's creative wall is AWESOME! Although, to fit my personality, I would have chosen different colors but the splattering is cool!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperMario on April 06, 2007, 01:55:25 PM
So...how is the new TMNT movie?  I haven't been to the theater to see it yet.

I'm going to see it tommorow, so I can tell you how it was if you want.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 06, 2007, 02:48:17 PM
I don't know which movie to go see (that's coming out in April). I was thinking about Disturbia.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on April 06, 2007, 08:14:08 PM
I can't wait for Spiderman 3.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on April 06, 2007, 08:36:42 PM
Rush Hour 3 is gonna rawk. And I want to see Kickin it Old School with Jamie Kennedy. It looks good :D.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 06, 2007, 08:44:45 PM
I can't wait for Super Mario Bros. The Movie 3! But they'll have to get started on Super Mario Bros. 2 first.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on April 07, 2007, 02:57:01 AM
And before they do that, they'll need to go through a time warp to make the SMB movie better so that maybe a second one could even be considered.
Wait a moment, I've just found my goal in life.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 07, 2007, 07:57:02 AM
I'm already constructing a time warp. Don't worry, when I travel back it time, it will feel like milliseconds to you, and the Super Mario Brothers Movie will have won the award for best picture!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on April 07, 2007, 01:11:46 PM
Make sure it's animated, and borrows a few elements from that Japanese movie.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 07, 2007, 02:50:56 PM
Okay guys, I'm back! Has the movie changed at all?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Fifth on April 07, 2007, 03:00:46 PM
I'm afraid the goombas now dance for a full half-hour.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on April 07, 2007, 05:28:08 PM
But all the dinosaur references have been replaced with turtle and mushroom references, and the movie no longer ends on a cliffhanger. So at least it came marginally better.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 07, 2007, 06:40:08 PM
Then I see my mission was a semi-success. My movie has changed too, and Luigi has a 'stache this time.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kojinka on May 26, 2007, 04:41:58 PM
I believe Mario's girlfriend's name has been changed to Pauline.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on May 26, 2007, 10:39:41 PM
Can't anybody leave this thread to die and just let it rest?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 26, 2007, 10:56:25 PM
Why would we want it to die?

Page 255 woo!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on May 26, 2007, 11:22:41 PM
Because this bugs me that every three weeks someone comes along and revives this old place, they post in it for three days, then nothing! The same thing happens over and over again, now it's really starting to tick me off. (Pardon me for the language Chup, I just needed to get that out.) Can we all just let it rest rest peacefully? It was fun, but everything that starts has to end.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on May 26, 2007, 11:35:00 PM
I'm pretty sure most people do not share your sentiments.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 26, 2007, 11:39:52 PM
Dude.........Sushieboy, this topic holds a lot of memories for the people who go here at the Fungi Forums. If you haven't noticed, it was around before you even got here. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just stating a reason as to why we should keep this thread alive.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: SushieBoy on May 26, 2007, 11:55:56 PM
Well, I guess I understand.... Go ahead and keep this bar running, I'll just go..... Die in a gutter, can I have one last bottle of Chuckola Cola before I leave?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: projectsupersonic on May 29, 2007, 10:19:45 PM
Bartender, I'll have a... oooooh!  Time warp portal! *jumps in*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Kojinka on May 29, 2007, 10:31:25 PM
*takes swig of cherry Coke (grenadine kind! yum!)* Do I even want to know what he/she's going to do?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on May 30, 2007, 05:39:38 PM
Let's mosey back on in to the place where everybody knows yuour name.

Random regular: Hey, did you guys hear about Super Mario Galaxy?

Jman: yeah, so shut up.

Random regular: I wish Cliff Clavin would come in here and crack a funny joke.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on May 30, 2007, 06:29:12 PM
SushieBoy: 'Cause posting gibberish in The Pointless Topic is so much more productive and worthwhile than having various conversations.
So I beat EarthBound today. Great game, it is. If it is released on the VC, I owe it to Nintendo to download it immediately. If it takes too long I'll buy the SNES cartridge on eBay. After playing I really hope Ness stays in Brawl... In Melee, he was supposed to be replaced by Lucas, the guy in Mother 3, but since the game was delayed Ness stuck around. And we'll never get Mother 3 because the Japanese don't seem to like us, so if Lucas is in Brawl instead of Melee I'll be unhappy.
Other Brawl-related things spoken of in #tmk include Dr. Kawashima's floating head appearing as the brain behind Master Hand and Crazy Hand, and the Fighting Wire Frames being replaced by Miis from the player's plaza. Imagine Cat Dude, The Scream and your family members beating the fruit juice out of you in Cruel Brawl. Brrr... If this fantasy comes true I'd better delete Chuck Norris.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on May 30, 2007, 07:37:51 PM
I don't think those last two are very probable. I do think that Ness should be kept but Flint should be added so as to represent both Mother 2 and 3, respectively.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on May 30, 2007, 08:02:24 PM
But the more I think about those two things, the better is sounds... "I haven't seen you for a whole WEEK! It's... Been... SAAAAAD!!!!!!! <super fast and deadly fire breath> FROOOOSH! WAHAHAHAHAA!!!" "Draw a racecar. Now, TRY TO DODGE IT!" <18-foot-tall racecar runs you over>
And Miis are simply perfect for the Fighting Blank Team. Their width could determine how strong their attacks are and how quick or slow they are... of course the player could take advantage of this and make lots of Miis that would be easy for them to defeat. Imagine if the idea of the males being muscular like Captain Falcon and the females being slim like Zelda were kept... Big Muscle-Deezer and Bearded Slender Oprah are after me! Help!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 03, 2007, 03:19:45 AM
Miss me, miss me, now ya gotta kiss me! *puckers up*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Sunbun on June 03, 2007, 11:53:42 AM
/me puts up glass
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 03, 2007, 08:32:39 PM
Guys, gals, and mushrooms of all ages, I have updated my email address to one that you can actually send messages to.  Now all of you who have yearned to tell me how much I suck, or maybe something encouraging, can do so.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: BP on June 04, 2007, 12:40:59 AM
Hmm. On the topic of e-mail, I am not getting my password e-mail from Jones Soda Co. I want to send that picture of my giant hand abducting John to the label gallery, give some people across the U.S. a good laugh. I got a few bottles yesterday and the best label depicted a woman walking down the street hand-in-hand with a person in a robot costume (the traditional cardboard box, coat hanger and aluminum foil style). Crazy people... I tried with both e-mail addresses and have not gotten anything (I have three but two are Gmail so if one doesn't work, why would the other?).
I put lots of things in parentheses, don't I (well I just have a lot of details to add on the side, is that a big deal?)?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on June 05, 2007, 01:16:28 AM
/me fills Sunbun's glass with...a random substance.

You don't suck Jman! You're simply...a man who stands by a giant "J"!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 05, 2007, 05:38:49 PM
Eh, I suppose that can have its merits...like that picture.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on June 06, 2007, 12:06:00 PM
Are they any other men who stand next to giant Js besides you,  Jman? Because I remember you saying that that one photo we saw was not of you.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on June 09, 2007, 05:08:39 AM
No one really knows, TC.  Anyway, I just got back from an all night grad party, so I'll not be on here again till tonight.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 09, 2007, 05:39:33 AM
Did you come home with a lampshade on your head?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Nintendoobsessed on September 04, 2007, 07:49:48 PM
Hi, I'm new to this place. 'Orders Sprite'. Hey! The bartender put alcohol in this sprite! Errr... whatever, I could get used to this.

EDIT: Hey, everyones left beacause I'm here... guess I can do whatever I want.  'Snaps a chair in half.'
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on July 29, 2009, 07:38:11 PM
...Hello? Is there anyone alive in here? I was just investigating Marioguy's posting history to figure out what made him so infamous amongst TMK users when I-- OH MY GOODNESS SOMEONE LEFT THEIR UNFINISHED CAN OF SPRITE HERE.

...Any final dibs on it before I chug 'er down? Going once...
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on July 29, 2009, 08:12:17 PM
Normally I'd thrash around violently for a few minutes then write a scathing post about how you shouldn't have tested the mods by bumping a thread from nineteen-diggity-do, but this time I just flailed around in my swivel chair for a few seconds.  I'm glad to see someone found the old Mario Bar. 

/me searches for his Geiger counter.

Now, who was our last bartender? 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 29, 2009, 08:17:01 PM
Probably me or Warp? I could have lost track.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: WarpRattler on July 29, 2009, 08:21:41 PM
I don't think I've ever tended this bar.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CrossEyed7 on July 29, 2009, 08:51:33 PM
I'll take some milk mixed with a little bit of blue Powerade. It doesn't taste very good, but it lets me pretend I'm a Jedi and crap.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 29, 2009, 08:52:56 PM
Wanna buy some death sticks?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on July 29, 2009, 09:06:02 PM
Before You ______, You Lose

Before The Pointless Topic!

Before The _______ thead: ______ here!


There was only


Mario Bar
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on July 29, 2009, 09:32:11 PM
Would it be correct to assume that this thread was Fungi Forums' take on quasi-instant chat before #TMK overtook it?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on July 29, 2009, 11:10:35 PM
Not really. It was kind of a weird roleplay narrative.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on July 30, 2009, 07:17:39 AM
It was a weird roleplay narrative that I liked.

It was also a good place to discuss various life topics on here without having to confine them all  to individual specialized threads.

*takes over bartending duties*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on July 30, 2009, 11:34:25 AM
Man! Mario Bar! A topic that used to be on my "Recent Unread Topics" at least every other day.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Rao on July 30, 2009, 12:09:34 PM
Uh, may I have some Juicy Juice?/me attempts to sit down on a bar stool
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on July 30, 2009, 02:05:01 PM
/me helps Rao onto his stool

The radiation seems to be at nominal levels.

/me eyes some dusty old cans

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mariowiki.com%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fda%2FMarioSoda.jpg&hash=c1a7a5d7390aa591318a74468c90e29c)

Hmm.  Think I'll try a Yoshi Apple. 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Toad on July 30, 2009, 02:11:41 PM
/me looks inside a can.

What! Mario's not in here!
/me sits can back on table.

Can I get a Koopasta?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Glorb on July 30, 2009, 02:25:40 PM
/me walks in and then leaves.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on July 30, 2009, 04:40:05 PM
Here's your Juicy Juice Rao.

Man, this place could use a little fixing up. I ought to get Foreman Spike to come over and renovate the place.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on July 30, 2009, 05:57:18 PM
Hey, can I get a Mario Punch on the rocks with a Princess Peach can on the sides?

Just cause cherry sucks.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ShadowBrain on July 30, 2009, 07:12:59 PM
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.mariowiki.com%2Fimages%2Fd%2Fda%2FMarioSoda.jpg&hash=c1a7a5d7390aa591318a74468c90e29c)
WANT

Oh, and an Able Juice with a twist.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on July 30, 2009, 08:33:13 PM
While you're at it, hit me with a glass of alcoholic Trial Stew. I'm livin' on the wild side tonight.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Suffix on July 31, 2009, 04:08:15 AM
In other beverage-related news, I'm out of cereal. There are 2/3s of a gallon of milk that will be departing in a poof of Nesquik, soon.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on July 31, 2009, 09:41:54 AM
Well I've prepare all the above-mentioned drinks, so enjoy.

Suffix I'll see about your cereal. Gotta go look in the pantry.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on August 01, 2009, 02:42:39 AM
I'll be in the game room.  Oh...what's that?  We don't have one here?  Okay, I'll just build my own!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Rao on August 02, 2009, 10:46:40 AM
Need some wood?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on August 02, 2009, 11:20:46 AM
See George W. Bush.  He apparently has some he didn't even know about. 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: sadib100 on August 02, 2009, 06:13:01 PM
I'm the health inspector. I see that you have violated many health rules. The ceiling is full of dead rats. I'm going to confiscate your license, and burn down this bar. Everyone else can visit my restaurant.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on August 02, 2009, 06:39:39 PM
/me throws dead rats at sadib100

Where the dukar did he come from? 
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on August 02, 2009, 08:37:24 PM
More importantly, he should be arrested for impersonating a health inspector, planting fake evidence and threatening to burn down the building.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Rao on August 02, 2009, 09:50:46 PM
/me sprays his Juicy Juice all over the bar.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on August 02, 2009, 09:56:53 PM
/me threatens to ignite said Juicy Juice unless his demands are met
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on August 11, 2009, 11:47:47 AM
Well the Hopeful topic has become somewhat less hopeful, so I came here to drown my melancholy in a Jack Coke.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on August 11, 2009, 02:45:32 PM
Oh, and by the way, I took the liberty of installing a karaoke machine in the bar while everyone was gone.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Guy on August 11, 2009, 04:18:41 PM
*Eats Sadib*

Problem solved.

And I want a Kool-Aid for saving this Bar.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on August 16, 2009, 08:41:03 PM
*Eats Sadib*

Problem solved.

And I want a Kool-Aid for saving this Bar.

Man, your digestive system doesn't discriminate, does it?  One Kool-Aid on the house.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Trainman on August 17, 2009, 04:33:14 AM
One Invincishroom, please. I have crabbie grass from the ruins, just in case.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Guy on August 28, 2009, 04:02:19 PM
*Sprays the Crabbie Grass with Weed Killer*

Heh heh. *Drinks Kool-Aid*
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Trainman on August 29, 2009, 08:30:59 AM
But amazingly, Trainman has more stored in his hammerspace pocket.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on August 29, 2009, 02:40:27 PM
Everyone needs a little hammerspace sometimes.
(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmypetjawa.mu.nu%2Farchives%2FMcHammer.gif&hash=9dc1bf7c64e25fc9ac7b742a72580017)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Mr. Wiggles on August 29, 2009, 11:39:44 PM
Y'know, I've been hanging around this area for years yet never once entered this shady establishment.

Any of you gents up for a gambling pool on Yoshi races?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Trainman on August 30, 2009, 02:37:50 AM
As long as we get to use money and not Yoshi cookies.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Rao on August 30, 2009, 10:09:34 AM
Yoshi cookies are way more valuable!!!!!!
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Trainman on August 30, 2009, 11:19:49 AM
Sigh, all right. As long as their worth $100 each.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Chef on August 30, 2009, 05:51:30 PM
Yoshi cookies are way more valuable!!!!!!

We're not on Yoster Island.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Rao on August 30, 2009, 10:22:46 PM
My latte's cold.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on September 01, 2009, 12:30:22 AM
There's a microwave over there in the corner. Perhaps you should try it out.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Turtlekid1 on September 01, 2009, 06:41:44 AM
/me sticks his head inside and sets it for 10 minutes on "high"

Well, it gives a great tan, but I don't think it can help with the latte.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Rao on September 01, 2009, 09:26:20 PM
/me watches as Turtlekid dies of radiation poisoning.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on September 01, 2009, 11:06:50 PM
Oh well...hope he had fun while it lasted.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on September 01, 2009, 11:37:36 PM
Radiation poisoning? More like... head exploding.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Trainman on September 03, 2009, 09:12:47 AM
Must be a weak, crappy microwave then. Are you sure that microwave isn't just a "tanning pillow"?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on October 20, 2009, 08:13:47 PM
How did this place ever manage to be a bustling general discussion centre if it can't even support a solid month's worth of ongoing conversation nowadays?

Anyway, I'll take an Orange Crush, preferrably one without cobwebs.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on October 20, 2009, 09:19:45 PM
Easily, because there weren't three other general discussion centres (ANGST, HOPEFUL, Pointless).
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Rao on October 20, 2009, 11:46:15 PM
My latte is still cold.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Pt_Peach on October 21, 2009, 07:59:10 AM
/me skates to the kitchen for an Orange Crush.

Well then, Rao, you should use the microwave, shouldn't you?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on October 21, 2009, 03:32:28 PM
Yessir. Nothing tops off a great day like microwaved coffee.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Rao on October 21, 2009, 03:43:00 PM
Could I just get another one made please? I'm not a fan of reheated coffee.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on December 24, 2009, 09:38:04 PM
Oh, and by the way, I took the liberty of installing a karaoke machine in the bar while everyone was gone.

...Any takers? She's gathering dust like you wouldn't believe.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: CrossEyed7 on December 24, 2009, 10:00:24 PM
Is this the sweet sound that calls the young sailors? The voice may be one and the same. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0nQkdBSg_Q&feature=channel)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on December 24, 2009, 10:26:52 PM
Let's give a hearty round of applause to our brave first contender; our veritable guinea pig, if you will. While anyone else musters up the courage to follow CrossEyed's suit, this fine young Southeast Asian man shall serenade us:

(https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fjcc34.files.wordpress.com%2F2008%2F07%2Fbenjo-at-karaoke-bar.jpg&hash=d8783017035a03988509f6f8a7769049)
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 25, 2009, 11:36:11 AM
How did this place ever manage to be a bustling general discussion centre if it can't even support a solid month's worth of ongoing conversation nowadays?

Anyway, I'll take an Orange Crush, preferrably one without cobwebs.

Believe it or not, I had my own topic like this back in the day.  It would never have survived for more than a few posts today, what with LD's point about the multiple threads like this one now.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Chupperson Weird on December 25, 2009, 12:02:06 PM
This was the original, though.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Jman on December 28, 2009, 12:11:46 PM
Yep.  Mine was more or less a shameless ripoff, no matter how hard I may have tried to disguise it.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Guy on January 14, 2010, 09:15:43 PM
/me walks in and drinks spoiled Kool-Aid

I'd like a glass of BUMP, and a Jelly Ultra.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on January 14, 2010, 11:05:27 PM
No can-do, Guy. Whackas have been placed on the Endangered Species list.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Guy on January 25, 2010, 01:14:46 PM
Fine, I'll take a Koopasta, and a Special Shake.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Dragoon Jay on January 25, 2010, 09:35:39 PM
Do you have any of Bowser`s Sourpuss Bread? I need some toast.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: nensondubois on January 26, 2010, 09:56:23 AM
I'm depressed, got any Blooper Ink tonic?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: ShadowBrain on January 26, 2010, 10:59:21 PM
Do you have any of Bowser`s Sourpuss Bread? I need some toast.
Crispy on the outside?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: nensondubois on February 07, 2010, 12:59:30 PM
Do you have any Fungifritterbatter? That sound delicious right about now.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Rao on February 08, 2010, 11:55:09 AM
I need a peanut butter mocha with 3 espresso shots and a [dukar]load of whipped cream, STAT.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on February 24, 2010, 07:44:55 PM
/me walks in and drinks spoiled Kool-Aid

Since when does Kool-Aid spoil?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Luigison on February 24, 2010, 07:54:01 PM
If it contains sugar it can spoil.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Rao on February 24, 2010, 07:54:53 PM
I have a better question; where's my peanut butter mocha?

Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on February 24, 2010, 07:56:43 PM
Spoiling as we speak. A good mocha needs time to fester.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Rao on February 24, 2010, 08:03:44 PM
If I don't get my mocha I'm going to take my business somewhere else.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Lizard Dude on February 24, 2010, 10:36:51 PM
I'll make you one, Rao; I'm a professional.
/me makes it.

That'll be 2 Frog Coins, please.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Rao on February 25, 2010, 11:40:46 AM
Put it on my tab.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Weegee on February 25, 2010, 11:41:16 AM
Flower Tab?
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: Toad on February 26, 2010, 12:26:08 AM
Yes, please.
Title: Re: Mario Bar
Post by: The Guy on April 21, 2010, 09:29:13 PM
/me walks in

Okay, seriously, where's my Koopasta and Special Shake?