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Title: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: smfan1085 on December 14, 2004, 03:07:37 PM
I saw this done on the official Nintendo forum, and I thought maybe we could do it here too. What you do is think of some thing that a particular Mario character would never say. Humor, of course, is the object. But let's keep it clean, OK?

I'll start:

MARIO: Mushrooms!! YUCK!!!
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: SuperSonic_Yoshi on December 14, 2004, 03:18:18 PM
Bowser:I WUV YOU MARIO!
Mario:Okay...

It won't be hard to come up with things Mario would never say, he hardly ever says anything.
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Fifth on December 14, 2004, 03:24:51 PM
I remember that uvg once came up with a topic like this.  It took a whole page before we knew what he meant.

Go Moon!
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Markio on December 14, 2004, 03:59:06 PM
A tak of the worts things Mario woud say!  I remember that!  However, I can't point fingers because I seem to have deteriorating skills in typing.  At least on the chatroom.

Enjoy life.  There''s plenty of time to be dead.
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Sharpen on December 15, 2004, 01:28:46 PM
Mario: Chinese food!!

..
Wario: Can I ride Yoshi

Yoshi: Birrrrdoo...

Waluigi: Tea-time!

Luigi: Mario, I think we're a stupid bunch of plumbers..

Bowser: How cute!!


Soooooo many things to come up with..


Close the World, Enter the Next
-Serial Experiments, LAIN-
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: MEGAߥTE on December 15, 2004, 01:36:21 PM
The official Nintendo forum sucks.  I would be careful before bringing ideas from there to here.
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: smfan1085 on December 16, 2004, 07:34:18 PM
MARIO:  Bonjour, mon ami! Parlez-vous francais?
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: penguinwizard on December 16, 2004, 09:52:01 PM
Luigi: I'm king of the videogame world!

Why I continue to try to save the world, I shall never know.
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Trainman on December 17, 2004, 12:56:56 AM
Mario: Will I ever score with Peach?

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Bowser: No matter what I've said, I've always kind of liked you Mario...

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Peach: Thank God my name was not Princess Orange or Apple...

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Wario: Am I 110% male...?

"Yesterday... when I`m smaller... I wanna fight that Mario the day before yesterday."
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: MarlieMoo on December 17, 2004, 07:41:21 AM
Mario: What?...you want me to fix..THAT?!! NO WAY! I'm not going anywhere near that FILTHY toilet!

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Bowser: I think I'll just leave the princess alone now.

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Yoshi: Get your fat butt off me, Mario!

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Peach: It's okay, Mario. You don't have to save me. I actually kinda like it here.

Mario:......

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Peach: "Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I've baked a cake for you...since you'd probably come and beg for one anyway you FAT, GREEDY PIG! ~~~~Princess Toadstool"

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Toad:.....Why the heck to I have a big mushroom on my head??

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*Monkey runs off with baby Mario*

Yoshi: Go ahead and take him. The little brat's been a pain in the neck.

The Moo-Cow never stops laughing! XD
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Trainman on December 17, 2004, 12:41:10 PM
Mario: .....................

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Peach: .....................

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Bowser: ....................

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Everyone else: .............

"Yesterday... when I`m smaller... I wanna fight that Mario the day before yesterday."
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Mama_Mia! on December 17, 2004, 02:08:11 PM
Mario: Buy an Xbox!!
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Mama_Mia! on December 17, 2004, 02:08:12 PM
Mario: Buy an Xbox!!
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: smfan1085 on December 18, 2004, 09:46:11 AM
WARIO:  Riches are but a passing glory...

YOSHI:  OUCH! OOH! OW! I burned my tongue!

PEACH:  Time to kick up some dust on my Harley-Davidson!
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on December 18, 2004, 12:50:09 PM
Mario: Time to go on a diet.

Peach: I'm feeling fat, and sassy!

Romance is for the weak-minded.
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: beatswithoutlyrics on December 19, 2004, 11:38:56 PM
Mario: f you bowser!

Toad: I'm getting more tail from the royalty than Mario is...a lot more!

Bowser: Peach, you are my mother

Yoshi: Forget Mario, Peach, I'm better in bed than he is!

Donkey Kong: Time to buy some nair!

Wario: Yes, of course Peach, it's me Mario...now lets get to it

______________
I love me, and you love me because i''''m the best and you''''re not, and I am so awsome.
~Toddy
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Trainman on December 20, 2004, 05:10:32 PM
"Yoshi: Forget Mario, Peach, I'm better in bed than he is!"

^hahahaahahahaahahaha^


Mario: Daddy mia....

"Yesterday... when I`m smaller... I wanna fight that Mario the day before yesterday."
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Markio on December 21, 2004, 12:46:53 AM
Yoshi: Birdo!

Mario: I'm not Mario.

Luigi: I don't wear a hat.

Peach: I dislike Mario.

Bowser: Markio is good at coming up with things we would never say.

Enjoy life.  There''s plenty of time to be dead.
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: DarkMatter on December 21, 2004, 02:04:03 PM
Wario: I donating all of my riches to charity!
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: knuclear2005 on December 21, 2004, 04:58:32 PM
Sonic, will you marry me
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: luigi~lover on December 21, 2004, 05:11:51 PM
Luigi: Does green make me look fat?

Bowser: I should help that poor lost Yoshi.

Peach: Meeoow! Bowser is lookin' fine today!

Daisy: A biker tattoo would look good on my arm...

~*The road to success is always under construction*~
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 22, 2004, 04:52:31 PM
Bowser - I think I'll capture Daisy this time instead of peach.

Nothing is impossible. My boss told me so.
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Black Mage on December 23, 2004, 01:03:35 AM
 I thought this was uvg's thread.

 I'm slightly disappointed.
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Raccoon Sam on December 23, 2004, 01:33:09 PM
Shigeru Miyamoto: This Mario thing doesn't work at all. I'll forget it and give all mario rights to Bill Gates.

Toad: Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle. By the way, just to help you, you don't have to go to all those stupid castles to fight fake bowser and rescue some random, nameless and stupid toads, Just go to the godd@mn 8-4 already!

Wario: *Sniflle* My flower died...

Peach: Yoshi, How long your tongue was again?

Toadofsky: Nah, i think i'll go listen Eminem rather than those awful frogs.

Toad, (Again): Hey Mario, why won't you take all my boxes this time instead of only one?

-*My signature is for rent*-

(5 € a week)
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Ms.Mowz ; ) on December 28, 2004, 09:08:43 AM
This might not be so funny, but here it goes, buttercups!

Daisy:That's it, I am dumping Luigi for Wario!!!

Luigi:Fine, then I'll start dating Peach then!

Peach:............uh.............umm......

Mario:Luigi, you can have her.

Peach:Thanks, Mario, Luigi's so much thinner, smarter, and hotter than you anyway!

Mario:...(sniff)...that was the sweetest thing you've ever said to me! Somebody...give me a hug!

(Bowser walks in)Bowser:Ooh,ooh, I will, I will!!!

(Mario & Bowser hugged, Peach kissed Luigi, & Daisy started dating Wario. All of the sudden, they realize what they're doing; and everything turns back to normal! Ha,ha,ha!!!)

Mario & Bowser: Aahh!!!

Bowser:Were we doing something not...Peach related? Get away from me, Mario! (Runs to castle.)

Mario:Mama Mia!!! (Runs to his home to take a shower.)

Luigi:Was I doing some Peach-related? I think I'm gonna' be sick!

Peach:Where's Daisy?

(There sitting next to each other in a movie theater. Daisy tries to secretly escape from the movies!)

Okay, was it funny?
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Red Paratroopa on December 28, 2004, 04:28:44 PM
Heh. Thank goodness you didn't throw Birdo into the mix.

"Good morning. And in case I don''t see you again: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night."- Truman, The Truman Show
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: MarlieMoo on December 28, 2004, 04:38:22 PM
That was VERY funny! XD


You better not mess with me or I''ll give you one serious cow lick.
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Koopaslaya on December 28, 2004, 04:49:11 PM
Just for you, Red.
Birdo: I Love you, Mario.

Push Button...
Receive Bacon! ®
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Anthony on December 30, 2004, 03:10:41 PM
Mario: Hi Sonic.
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Icy Mario on December 30, 2004, 08:21:12 PM
Mario: Do we REALLY have to save the Princess AGAIN?
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Luigi: I never want to have the spotlight!
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Bowser: I going to let Princess Peach go free!

Freezing Koopas and saving the Princess, it's Icy Mario!
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: on December 31, 2004, 06:57:41 AM
Luigi: "Whoops Mario, are you okay in there? Sorry, I didn't mean to suck you up too."
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Sharpen on December 31, 2004, 07:19:21 PM
Mario: Amsterdam is the place to be!!



...;)

Close the World, Enter the Next
-Serial Experiments, LAIN-
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: The_Great_Gonzalas on January 25, 2005, 12:48:52 PM
Toad: Thank you Mario, the Princess is here.
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Master Mario on January 25, 2005, 06:34:33 PM
Mario: Watch-a me do the SUPER JUMP! (Mario never said that b4)
Luigi: Mario, you're so tall!
Boo: People! AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Bowser: I'd be your best friend if I wasn't so evil!
Toad: M-my voice! It's not cute no more!!!!!!



TMK fan since three years ago!

Edited by - Master Mario on 1/25/2005 4:36:28 PM

Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: RandyB on January 25, 2005, 07:01:32 PM
Mario: Yo mamma!
Bowser: .....-.-'
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: smfan1085 on January 25, 2005, 09:20:25 PM
Cool! My topic's revived!

MARIO: Maybe I should try shaving off my mustache...

WARIO: I have GOT to lose some weight!
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: mariluigi3 on January 26, 2005, 03:35:30 PM
Luigi: I must kill mario!

Mario: I love being exploded by bullet bills!

Princess Peach: Mario, your nose should be smaller...

Luigi: Yeah mine too.

Mario: i hate the SMW songs! i want Rock music or Hip Hop!
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Master Mario on January 26, 2005, 04:23:36 PM
Shy-Guy: Grow up.......
Bandit:(to Yoshi) Have your Mario back, I've had it......
Chuckola Reserve: Haha...... I don't get it........
Mario: I like-a Bowser!
Luigi: Mario? What're you talkin' bout?
Bowser: I'm such a weakling......

(I asked around the Mushroom Kingdom for these answers)



TMK fan since three years ago!

Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Hope(N Forever) on January 27, 2005, 10:01:03 AM
Peach: Next time you try to save me from Bowser, Mario... DON'T!!



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Mario: What-a are you doing now, Weege?

Luigi: Er... nothing!! Why?

Mario: There's a lady ghost outside, and she wants to have you for dinner.

Luigi: What? Really? Tell-a her I'll be there in-a five minutes!



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Wario: Counting money is boooooooooooring!! In fact, money itself is boring!!



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Yoshi: (I'm hungry!!)

Peach: What do you feel like having? Some Sweet Cake, perhaps?

Yoshi: (No. I feel like... humans!!)



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Mario: We-a should-a make a truce that-a will last-a forever!

Bowser: I concur!



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Luigi: What-a are you playing, Mario?

Mario: King Bowser 64!!



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Bowser: We shall set forth, and go rule a kingdom now!!

Koopalings [annoyed]: Awww...



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Mario: Bowser!

Bowser: Mario?

Peach: Mario!

Mario: Peach!

Luigi: Peach!

Yoshi: Yoshi!

Bowser: Yoshi?

Mario: Yoshi!

Luigi: Yoshi!

Peach: Yoshi!

Bowser: Yoshi!

Yoshi: Yoshi?

Bowser: Yoshi!

Yoshi: Wow! Yoshi!!!



(Don't ask...)



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Toad: What should I do to be like you?

Toadsworth: First, go get a stick, sonny.

Toad: Got it.

Toadsworth: No! Not that kind of stick!!



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Waluigi: What do I have to do to get at that buffoon Luigi?

Wario: The same thing I did to get at that bigger buffoon Mario!



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Daisy: Welcome to Sarasaland, everyone! [winks]

Luigi: Oh, hoo hoo ho!

Daisy: I wasn't refering to you! By the way, what was your name again, Mr. Green?



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Peach: Daddy!!



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Mario: I'll-a kick-a Bowser's butt again!

Peach: Dandy! Let's go to my room after you do.



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Birdo: I feel pretty.

Mario: Yuck!

Birdo: Don't you think I'm pretty?

Mario: Mama mia! No way!!

Birdo: Aw, you make me so sad!

Mario: So?

Birdo: You don't wanna make me sad, because when I'm sad I do this! [gets googly-eyed]

Mario: Mama mia! Can I take you to my room?



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Hope(N Forever): Do you people want more from me?

People of the Fungi Forums: Yay!



I am a pure Super Mario lover!!

...and in no point in the future will he ever be abandonded by me!

I will even drawn the best Super Mario comics ever to exist!!

Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Master Mario on January 27, 2005, 02:02:32 PM
Mario told me another thing he wouldn't ever say: Go Rio! (Get it? Go weegie? Go rio? Mario said you might not like it, but meh....)

TMK fan since three years ago!
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Red Paratroopa on January 27, 2005, 04:56:59 PM
"Toad: M-my voice! It's not cute no more!!!!!!"

HAHA. So true, so true.

"Good morning. And in case I don''t see you again: Good afternoon, good evening, and good night."- Truman, The Truman Show
Title: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 02, 2006, 10:42:01 PM
Here's a fun game. The object is simple: think of things the Mario crew would never say and write them here.


Wario: I feel like giving $4 million to those friendly nuns over there.

Bowser: You know what? I think I'll kidnap Daisy today!

Goomba: Being stepped on actually feels rather soothing.

Luigi: I hate you Mario! Why are you always stealing the light away from me?

Toad: Hi ho! Hi ho! It's off to work I go!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Pt_Peach on September 02, 2006, 11:30:54 PM
Peach: Oh TEC! I love you!

Bowser: Kidnapping Peach is boring. I'm gonna go kick it with Pauline instead.

Mario: Whats up, dog?

Toad: I'm sick of working for you Peach! That's why I'm gonna kill you with the star rod I'm gonna get from Mario! Mwhahhah!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Super Mario on September 03, 2006, 12:50:45 AM
Bowser: "I just love the band Duran Duran."

I know that was stupid, but for some reason it makes me laugh.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on September 03, 2006, 08:10:00 AM
Yoshi: Screw this, I'm contact the Animal's Rights Department.

Donkey Kong: Bananas suck.

Daisy: ...

Waluigi: Good morning, my fellow Mario characters!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Dark_Shark on September 03, 2006, 08:27:58 AM
Mario: I'll kidnap Peach!
Luigi: Its -A-ME MARIO!!!!
Wario: I will tear down my Castle!
Yoshi: I throw my own wastes!
Waluigi: I love you Luigi.
Bowser: Mario is so majestic when he jumps.
DK: I'll go rub Cranky's feet.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Luigison on September 03, 2006, 11:18:19 AM
Mario:  I like this thread.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on September 03, 2006, 11:46:03 AM
Does that mean this is going to get locked?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Luigison on September 03, 2006, 12:19:24 PM
No.  Although it does have the potential for someone to post something that shouldn't be said on the forums, but the same could be said for a lot of threads.

Luigi:  Red is my favorite color.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 03, 2006, 02:02:44 PM
Well, I'm happy that this thread seems to be a success. (I mean that for real.)


Waluigi: Okay, I admit it. I-I........*sniff*.......am Luigi's number one fan!

Goombella: Man, I have no idea where the heck we are! Go ask someone else, you fat Italian!

Koops: *singing* I'm the best. Around! Nothing's gonna ever keep me down!

Vivian: You know what, sis? It's your own darn fault we always lose things! Go jump off a cliff or something!

Paw Patch: Argh! Hand over ye booty!

Rawk Hawk: *sigh* I just wanna stay at home and eat chips today.

Kolorado: This artifact........looks like something I could clean my toilet with.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Robert on September 03, 2006, 04:21:38 PM
Mario: I'm not gonna rescue Peach this time. Nope. This time, I'm going to stay home and watch the super bowl on TV.

Peach: This time, I have my own escape plan. I'm not waiting for some fat itailian plumber to save me this time >:(
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*We see the interior of Bobbary's residence. Bobbary enters.*

Bobbary: Honey! I'm home from long journey at sea!

*No one awnsers*

Bobbary:... Honey?

*The bartender from PMTTYD (or the BFPMTTYD) enters the house.*

The BFPMTTYD: Bobbary, I don't know how to break this to you, but while you were gone, your wife died at the hands of the plauge.

Bobbary: Oh. *Sadly* So I see...

The BFPMTTYD: I'll let you greive.

*The BFPMTTYD leaves. For a long amount of time, Bobbary stands motionless, staring at the spot where the BFPMTTYD was previously standing.*

Bobbary: Horray! It's party time!

*As soon as Bobbary finishs talking, party music starts playing from out of no where. Ballons and confetti rain from the sky. Bobbary starts dancing.*

Bobbary: I don't have to put up with her anymore! Yipee!
-------

Shiguru Miyamoto: Y'know what? Let's give Waluigi his own game.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on September 03, 2006, 05:14:38 PM
Mario: [insert long, drawn-out speech here]

Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 03, 2006, 06:39:23 PM
Toad: "Look! A chain chomp!"
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Screech on September 03, 2006, 06:41:26 PM
Woah. You beat me to that one.
EDIT: Refering to the post ABOVE the one above mine.


Donkey kong: Hi.
Peach: Mario, I love you in a totally unambiguous way.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Blue Toad on September 03, 2006, 11:51:57 PM
Haha. 
I like this thread.

Peach:  I think I'll wear [insert any color other than pink here] today.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 04, 2006, 08:04:49 AM
Smorg: Hello, my good chap! Nice weather we're having, don't you agree?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Glorb on September 04, 2006, 09:44:59 AM
Mario: I'm-a defecting to the USSR!

Peach: Mario, I'm leaving you for Bowser. Seriously, you always take so long to rescue me. Why didn't you just, like, call a SWAT team or something? They'd take Bowser's a** down quicker than Mel Gibson gets caught for drunk driving.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Pt_Peach on September 06, 2006, 12:40:19 AM
I like this thread. It's really cool ^_^.

Wario: *jumps into a pit* I HATE MYSELF!!!

Mario: Goombario, jump on back home like a nice little boy. I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU!!!

Goombella: I don't wanna fight the Shadow Queen! She's scary!

Koops: I'm gonna go on and take Bowser down myself!

Bombette: I DON'T WANNA BLOW MYSELF UP!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Screech on September 07, 2006, 01:01:38 PM
Bowser: Peach, umm...I don't think it's gonna work out. No, no, we're not "breaking up" exactly. We're just, you know...seeing other people for a while.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 07, 2006, 04:22:36 PM
Quote from: pt_peach on September 06, 2006, 12:40:19 AM
Goombella: I don't wanna fight the Shadow Queen! She's scary!

Actually, if you go back to where you fought the Shadow Queen, Goombella will state that she was scared and felt like backing down. Of course she didn't, but she might have said something like running away.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: coolkid on September 11, 2006, 07:22:15 PM
A swear word, for I don't want to get banned.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: MaxVance on September 11, 2006, 07:48:12 PM
You wouldn't get banned, it would get censored. Swearing isn't against the rules, but getting around the censors is.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 11, 2006, 11:00:31 PM
Well, I'm glad this topic isn't dead yet.

Grodus: Wass up Shadow Queen? Now that your back to life, you just wanna hang out or something?
Lord Crump: This stupid robot looks like a box of Chinese food!
Mario: *to Shadow Queen in Peach's body* Hey, is there an opening for Shadow KING?
Miss Mowz: Badges? No, I'm done with that. I'm sort of into collecting Pokemon cards now................
Koopie Koo: Koops, I will make out with you on the spot if you can beat the Shadow Queen by yourself! Koops: Uhh, okay! *eats a bunch of spinach. Gets really buff* You're going down, Queen! *smashes all the walls in the Palace, kills everyone but.........the Shadow Queen.*
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on September 12, 2006, 11:17:46 AM
Quote from: coolkid on September 11, 2006, 07:22:15 PM
A swear word,for I don't want to get banned.
Actually, did you see that one letter in the recent mailbag...?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: coolkid on September 12, 2006, 04:46:52 PM
*stamps "Not Official" on those pictures*
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on September 13, 2006, 08:31:11 PM
Toad: Hey! Look! Hey! Listen! Hey! Look out! Listen! Hey!

I don't know why, but I've always thought it would be funny to substitute Mario for Link and Toad for Navi. That would make for an interesting game, however.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Pt_Peach on September 14, 2006, 04:10:49 PM
Quote from: PaperLuigi on September 07, 2006, 04:22:36 PM
Actually, if you go back to where you fought the Shadow Queen, Goombella will state that she was scared and felt like backing down. Of course she didn't, but she might have said something like running away.

Well, I wouldn't know because I didn't start the battle using Goombella.

More crazy things:

Mario: Boy, I'm ugly.
Wario: I need to visit the guy who makes Nintendo, because obviously my game is to cool. It needs to tone down.
Daisy: I'm annoyed by myself saying my name over and over!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on September 14, 2006, 06:40:23 PM
Quote from: pt_peach on September 14, 2006, 04:10:49 PM
Daisy: I'm annoyed by myself saying my name over and over!

That gives me an idea.. Daisy should replace Navi in my "Mario should replace Link in OoT" idea. That would be really funny!

Daisy: Hey! Look! Hey! Listen! Hey! Look out! Hey! Hi I'm Daisy!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Glorb on September 15, 2006, 08:42:51 AM
Toad: I'm sorry, Mario, but the Princess in currently in a meeting in another castle. Would you like me to schedule an appointment for you?

Peach: Yes, 911? There's this short, creepy Italian guy who keeps following me around everywhere.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on September 15, 2006, 03:59:29 PM
Quote from: pt_peach on September 14, 2006, 04:10:49 PM
Well, I wouldn't know because I didn't start the battle using Goombella.


She'll say it even if you didn't use her. Just travel back through the palace and go into the room. It's no big deal, just something fun.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on September 17, 2006, 08:25:19 AM
Bowser: That's Wakko.

Mario grabs Luigi No, this is Wakko.

Bowser: You're funny!

Mario: No, I'm Yakko.  And that's Dot! points to Peach.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Glorb on September 19, 2006, 05:11:58 PM
*snort* Somehow, I find that funny.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on September 19, 2006, 07:16:44 PM
Bowser: *listens to radio*

*Song "Wind Beneath my Wings" plays*
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: N64 Chick on September 19, 2006, 08:46:39 PM
Bowser: Hey! Luigi and Mark...er, I mean Mac...um...other guy!
Wario: I'm gonna donate to charity. It's not like I need all this money.
Waluigi: I think I'll open a taco stand.

Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on September 20, 2006, 01:59:26 PM
Luigi: *sings Ghostbusters theme* I ain't afraid of no ghosts!

Toad: Thank you! But the Princess is not in another castle.. She's right here! *steps aside to reveal Princess behind him*
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: fatsoyoshi on September 20, 2006, 04:50:04 PM
Yoshi: Blah blah blah!
Boshi: Yahoo! I loose a race again!
Shyguy: Hello. Nice to meet you. My name is shyguy. And yours?
Bandit: I love to donate!
Bob-omb Buddy: Sorry, the cannons are stuck!
King Boo: Guess what? I got a shorter tounge!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on September 21, 2006, 06:54:38 PM
Bowser: What's on the agenda today?  Oh yes.  Kidnap Peach at noon, Lose to Mario and Luigi at 12:20, meet with my agent for my first ever solo game at 6.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Masher101 on September 23, 2006, 06:28:05 PM
Thank you Mario!
But I ate the princess.

*take two*

Thank you Mario!
But... I have no idea where the princess is.

*take three*

Thank you Mario!
But the princess ran away.

*take four*

Thank you Mario!
but Bowser let the princess go.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: coolkid on September 25, 2006, 03:51:27 PM
Mario:Ahhh! A ghost!
Luigi:I ain't afraid of no ghost!
Toad:I'm gonna go rescue the Princess
Yoshi:I'm gonna ride on Mario's Back
Peach:Ahh! Mario's gonna kidnap me again!
Daisy:Oh no! Bowser!
Bowser:Peach kidnapped me!
NOTE:None of these make sense if you put them in a complete sentence.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on September 26, 2006, 02:28:50 PM
Bowser: Dang it! Year after year I toil in my plans and I don't get no respect!  I remember that year my kids and I took over Dinosaur Island.  We went to all that trouble, and Doctor Robotnik still beat me out for "Villain of the Year!"  I don't get no respect, I tell ya!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on September 28, 2006, 03:00:49 PM
Bowser: Link, I am your Father!
Bowser: I'm tired of kidnapping Peach.  Hmm... I wonder if that Hyrulian princess has any plans for tonight...
Shadow Queen: *sings* You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.  You make me happy when skies are gray.

Toad: Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in another castle.
Mario: Then who's that? *points at young woman*
Toad: That's Princess Buttercup.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on September 28, 2006, 03:50:00 PM
Bowser: Hey Mario!  What do you think of my Rodney Dangerfield impression in Jman's last post?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on September 28, 2006, 05:02:03 PM
Mario: Robotnik?!  The judging was rigged!  That award should've gone with Ganondorf!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on September 30, 2006, 07:47:09 PM
Bowser: 20 years of villainy...those fools had better give me a lifetime achievement award this year.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: NintendoExpert89 on October 01, 2006, 09:00:44 AM
Mario: I admit it! My accent is FAKE!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on October 01, 2006, 01:18:44 PM
Mario: I'm Spartacus!
Luigi: I'm Spartacus!
Toad: I'm Spartacus!
Bowser: ENOUGH!  Which one of you is the REAL Spartacus!?
Peach: I'm the real Spartacus!
M,L,T,&Yoshi: I am!
Bowser: *sweat drop*
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Tingrio on October 01, 2006, 01:52:02 PM
Mario: Save the princess!? I've got more important things to do, like eating pasta!

Peach: Bowser, I love you!

E. Gadd: Duh what?

That's all I can come up with...
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on October 01, 2006, 03:04:48 PM
Mario: Being a plaummer is doing nothing for me.  I'm going to be a sportscaster for the Kansas City Royals!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on October 01, 2006, 04:07:14 PM
Waluigi: I'm-a Luigi, number-a one!

Wario: What did I do?
Mario: You killed the kart.

Goombella: Da Goombas, Da Goombas, Da Goombas, Polish Sausage
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Blue Toad on October 01, 2006, 04:30:00 PM
Fawful:  Good day, good day all.  Ah, yes, the sun is shining ever so nicely, today, is it not Ms. Cackletta?  What's that?... Mustard?... Poppycock!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Markio on October 01, 2006, 08:50:44 PM
Mario: I'm not Mario.

Luigi: I'm not Luigi.

Bowser: I'm not Bowser.

Peach: I'm not Peach.

Daisy: I'm not Daisy.

Wario: I'm not Wario.

Waluigi: I'm not Waluigi.

Yoshi: I'm not Yoshi.

I swear, they'd most likely never ever say those lines. EVER.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: BP on October 03, 2006, 12:28:52 AM
Popple: Oh, excuse me? I'm terribly sorry, I DID know that this object was incredibly valuable but I didn't know it was yours. Here you go.

Stuffwell: Okay, let's get back to this adventure now.

Geno: I don't get it.

Mario: Actually, I didn't need that.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Pt_Peach on October 03, 2006, 06:31:56 AM
Mario: You use me Peach! For God's sake, you won't even marry me!

Peach: That's because you're a no good, do-it-for-the-money, greedy plumber!

Mario: Hey! The money I get is good!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on October 03, 2006, 07:59:08 PM
Mario: The Mario/Sonic comedy hour was filmed before a live studio audience.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Ultima Shadow on October 04, 2006, 12:43:44 AM
Popple: Rookie? But that's a mean name! Why would I say something like that? And 'see'? That is so cliche.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on October 04, 2006, 06:27:32 AM
Fawful: *speaking in proper English*

Cackletta: *sings* I feel pretty, oh so pretty.  I feel pretty and witty and bright!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SushieBoy on October 07, 2006, 05:25:34 PM
Mario: Think i'll let Bowser kidnap Peach today.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on October 07, 2006, 06:58:58 PM
Mario: Oh no...another marathon of DIC cartoons!  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SushieBoy on October 09, 2006, 06:48:55 PM
Yoshi: I'M FULLLLL!!!!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on October 10, 2006, 02:24:52 PM
Bowser: You ain't never gonna escape this time, Peach!

Peach: Ain't never?  That's a double negative!  Grammar Grammar Grammar!  I'm afraid I'm going to have to give you an "F!"  *writes an "F" on Bowser's forehead.*

Bowser: *whispering*  My folks are gonna kill me!

Guess the reference!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on October 10, 2006, 05:33:00 PM
(Wasn't the "F" thing from Animaniacs?)
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on October 10, 2006, 07:32:00 PM
Yep.  I just watched that episode last night.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Tingrio on October 15, 2006, 04:53:58 PM
Toadsworth: Do a barrel roll!!

Luigi: Mario, I'm not your brother!

Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on October 15, 2006, 09:15:51 PM
Toad: Thank you Princess!

But our Mario is in another Castle!


Thank you Castle!

But.. did I just thank the Castle??
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on October 16, 2006, 09:13:05 PM
Luigi: I've been living in Mario's shadow for too dang long!  I swear I'm going to Hollywood to audition for the next great sitcom!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Glorb on October 19, 2006, 01:28:42 PM
Mario: Here-a we go! *jumps into a pipe*
Wait a second...thees-a pipe-a...oh no! Mama-mia, I'm a-covered in poop!

Peach (to Bowser): Hey, look! At that! It's a brick wall!
Bowser: What? Bleeeeearghagheghaigh!!
Peach: *jumps out a window* Huh. That was easy. Now time for a hot bath of worms and glass.

At least, I'm fairly sure they'd never say that.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on October 22, 2006, 08:14:43 PM
Mario: I am announcing my retirement from heroism on account of a lack of passion for the game.  So, goodbye.

Luigi: I hate this!  Backup superheroes never make the hall of fame! 

Peach: I'm going to NBC to bargain for my own show!

Toad: I could easily carry my own videogame!  No more of this hosting crap!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Sqrt2 on October 25, 2006, 02:35:16 AM
Wart: I LOVE vegetables, especially turnips.

Shyguy: I think it's about time I took my mask off.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SushieBoy on October 25, 2006, 12:55:54 PM
Mario: Time to shave the stache'.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 25, 2006, 08:45:20 PM
I was waiting for someone to say that, SB.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on October 26, 2006, 04:40:35 PM
Strong Bad's on the forums? :P jk
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SushieBoy on October 26, 2006, 04:51:39 PM
Juh???
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on October 27, 2006, 11:01:27 AM
You have the same initials as Strong Bad.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SushieBoy on October 27, 2006, 01:02:51 PM
Zuh???
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on October 27, 2006, 06:00:45 PM
Go to www.homestarrunner.com for more details.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 28, 2006, 11:09:25 PM
TEC: The answer to life? 42.

(That one took me all night.)
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on October 29, 2006, 12:04:12 AM
Mario: Hi hizzle fo shizzle!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on October 29, 2006, 10:31:20 AM
Toad: I'm typing a post on my new Lappy.

(Okay, Toad might say that, but I just had to tell my fellow Fungi Forumers that this is my first forum post typed on my brand new laptop, which I affectionately call "My Lappy")
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on October 29, 2006, 01:59:12 PM
Bowser: It's time to check-a my emails!  *Types in runbowseremail.exe*
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on October 29, 2006, 03:33:57 PM
Are you sure Bowser wouldn't say that? He seems like the kinda guy who would do a Sbemail-type thing. Or maybe that's better attributed to Wario. I dunno.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Nintendo Bros. on October 29, 2006, 04:33:41 PM
Mario: Luigi, I'm in the process of becoming gay.

Luigi: Do these pants make me look fat?

Peach: I think i'll lock Toadsworth in the closet tonight.

Toad: I'm a SUPERHERO!!!

Toadette: Toad sucks.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Nintendo Bros. on October 29, 2006, 04:38:54 PM
Eely-Mouth: I think I'll brush my teeth now.

Bowser Jr.: Mario, I LOVE YOU!!!

Goomba: I DESTROYED MARIO!!

Goober Bloober: I need to blow my nose!

Boo: I think I'll stop the scare business.

Wario: And what would you like for Christmas, boy?

Waluigi: I just bought Luigi's Mansion!

Geno: I want to be a real boy!

Daisy: Okay, I'll be quiet.

Bowser: I admit that I'm asexual.

Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on October 29, 2006, 05:17:36 PM
Mario: I'm-a going on a diet.

(If you've seen any of the old cartoons you'd know that that is something Mario would NEVER say)
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 29, 2006, 10:25:45 PM
PaperLuigi: Nintendo Bros, I am so happy you put gay in everyone of your posts. Please continue to do that whenever possible. I would like you to keep that quote Luigi said right where it is. Thank you!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: mario_luigifan104 on October 30, 2006, 12:57:57 PM
Mario: It's not-a me!

Bowser: (talking to mario on the phone) Hey how 'bout we go play some baseball tomorrow and then split a pizza?

Princess Toadstool: Save me Wario!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on October 30, 2006, 06:55:36 PM
Quote from: PaperLuigi on October 29, 2006, 10:25:45 PM
PaperLuigi: Nintendo Bros, I am so happy you put gay in everyone of your posts. Please continue to do that whenever possible. I would like you to keep that quote Luigi said right where it is. Thank you!

You're a Mario character?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on October 30, 2006, 07:18:17 PM
Technically, Paper Luigi is a Mario character.

(And I think one or 2 members have  spoken as Mario characters in this topic anyway.)
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on October 30, 2006, 09:44:23 PM
The Mushroom Mage: (Whatever I would never say, she'd never say cause she's based on me)

Tashio: I don't think Mario is my real father.  Give me a hug, Papa Bowser!
(Tashio is a character I made up, who is the son of Mario and Peach)
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on October 31, 2006, 04:27:44 PM
Goomba: WORLD DOMINATION!!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on October 31, 2006, 04:39:46 PM
Koopa: Gee Goomba, what you want to do tonight?

Goomba: The same thing we do every night, Koopa!  Try to take over Bowser's castle!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on October 31, 2006, 05:05:06 PM
Bowser: Princess Toadstool, I know you're frightened. But if you knew just why you're here, your fear would be heightened.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on October 31, 2006, 08:53:21 PM
Bowser would definitely say that, Toad.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SushieBoy on November 01, 2006, 02:37:21 PM
Toad: Thanks for nothing mario!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 01, 2006, 05:14:21 PM
Quote from: Jman on October 31, 2006, 04:39:46 PM
Koopa: Gee Goomba, what you want to do tonight?

Goomba: The same thing we do every night, Koopa!  Try to take over Bowser's castle!

Best line ever.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Sqrt2 on November 02, 2006, 07:56:46 AM
Luigi: I'm a-Luigi number two.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Pt_Peach on November 02, 2006, 11:46:31 AM
Goomba King from Paper Mario: Now, after Mario beats Bowser, I shall go back and defeat Mario with my tree shaking techniqe which does 3 damage a shake!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SushieBoy on November 02, 2006, 09:03:10 PM
TEC: Duhhhh, How do I work this do-hicky?

Bowser: Time out! Time out! I broke a nail!

Toad: Does this vest make me look fat?

Mario: Bowser! Hurry up! We're missing Pokemon!!

Baby Bowser: WAHHHH! I wan't my bottle!!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 02, 2006, 10:42:39 PM
Those are all great lines SB, but I think Baby Bowser might say that.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: GiftedGirl on November 05, 2006, 09:43:08 AM
Mario: Yo yo yo homedogs! Mari-O is in the hiz-owse!

*has melted her own face of by posting that* Bleeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh...
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on November 06, 2006, 07:15:10 AM
"Hurry up!  We're missing Pokemon!"

Yeah, like Mario would ever do that!

Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on November 06, 2006, 09:09:06 AM
N64 Chick's Luigi would say that though.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SushieBoy on November 06, 2006, 11:21:29 AM
Peach: Mabye I should shave my head and get a cool mushroom hat like Toad!

Mario: Hey bowser! Old chap, want to play some chess?

Bowser: *sniff* this movie is so emotional, Bowser Jr., pass the tissues please...

Yoshi: I'd rather read this book on astronomy, but thanks for the offer on that seven course meal, Mario.

Wario: My fortune will go to..... The Salvation Army!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on November 07, 2006, 06:49:36 PM
Bowser: What?  Mario's already here?  Give me a few minutes!  I just want to catch the end of Little House!

Mario: This is no picnic for me either!  I'm sacrificing my traditional "Lost" viewing night!

Toad: Foolish Mario brothers!  I was a spy for Bowser all along!  Now he knows your weaknesses! 

Luigi: Figures!  Something bad happens just as Monday Night Football is coming on!

Peach: Those graphic designers are amazing!  I look a heck of a lot hotter than 15 years ago!

Mario: I am the very model of a cartoon individual.  My animation's comical unusual and whimsical...*sings entire song.*

Luigi: It's time for Animaniacs!  And we're zany to the max!

Bowser:*singing* All by myself...don't wanna be, all by myself, anymore.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SushieBoy on November 07, 2006, 07:20:37 PM
Mario: It's no use, he is too strong, lets give up...

Toadsworth: Ah-No! Peach is lost again! Ah, who cares... Let's watch football!

Peach: Bowser, you and me, in the hotub, NOW!!

Bowser: Peach, put on something beside that bikini...

Toad: Uhhhhh, guarding this wand is sooo tiring, I'm gonna ask Bowser to lift it for a while.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on November 08, 2006, 08:02:20 AM
For some wierd reason, I can actually picture Toadsworth saying that. :P
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 08, 2006, 05:01:43 PM
Waluigi: I've been workin' out......*to Peach* Give my arms a squeeze.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on November 10, 2006, 06:56:59 PM
Quote from: SushieBoy on November 07, 2006, 07:20:37 PM

Toadsworth: Ah-No! Peach is lost again! Ah, who cares... Let's watch football!


Nice!  BSC implications are on the line like every week!

Mario: I should be the host of Mario Party!  It is MY party after all!

Luigi: I hate all of the pressure of having my own game!  I think I'll hide in Mario's shadow for a couple more years!  When I've made enough money off of his image, I'll move on!

Toad: I can't wait for Michigan vs Ohio State!  Heck, I'd LET Bowser take over the castle to be able to witness that game!

Peach: Boys and football.  Never got it, never will.  Bowser doesn't even kidnap me at the usual time on Saturdays!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Nintendo Bros. on November 19, 2006, 06:00:37 PM
Quote from: PaperLuigi on October 29, 2006, 10:25:45 PM
PaperLuigi: Nintendo Bros, I am so happy you put gay in everyone of your posts. Please continue to do that whenever possible. I would like you to keep that quote Luigi said right where it is. Thank you!

I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic...

Anywhy,

Yoshi: I'm going fasting tonight!

Wario: I think I'll join the Weight Watchers.

Bowser: My dream is to become a ballerina!

DK: I speak English.

Peach: Come on, Mario. You know you want to...
Mario: Let's lock up Toadsworth first.

Toad: I'll save you, Peach! I just kicked Bowser's back!

Waluigi: Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepants!...

Mario: Bowser, let's call a truce, okay, buddy?

Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 19, 2006, 09:00:41 PM
I'm saying to stop using the word "gay" in every one of your posts.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on November 26, 2006, 11:28:23 PM
Mario: I never wanted to be a hero plumber.  I wanted to be...a lumberjack!

Luigi: *Watching credits of SMB movie.*  John Leguizamo as Luigi...yeah right.  That guy couldn't play himself in a movie of his life!

Peach: Mario's just a little dope with a fat head.  Now Bowser, there's a real man! 

Bowser: *Comes back to Peach's room carrying her over his shoulder.*  I'd better put Peach back before she wakes up!  I'd hate to start anything with Mario!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on November 27, 2006, 03:51:52 PM
I think Luigi would say that.  More because of the crappiness of the whole movie than JL's acting.  Actually, I didn't think JL was all that bad as Luigi.  The only problem I had was that he didn't have a mustache.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on November 27, 2006, 04:25:29 PM
Nah. His personality was radically different from any previous depiction of Luigi.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on November 27, 2006, 04:56:58 PM
I haven't seen that movie for a long time
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on November 27, 2006, 05:28:58 PM
Luigi: Homestar Runner needs to have his system flushed out.  You wouldn't believe some of the crap in there.  Broken lightbulbs and such.

Mario: Screw moral code!  I'm turning evil!

Bowser: Harvey Atkins as King Koopa, now there's a joke.  My name is Bowser, for crying out loud!  (This is actually a parody of how dumb I was when I was new, not knowing the difference between Bowser and Koopa.)

Toad: Now here's the plan, Yoshi.  At midnight, we kill Mario and Luigi, and force Daisy and Peach to love us desperate losers!

Koopa: *staring at a gold mine* Egad, Goomba!  This is even better than a Punky Brewster marathon!

Goomba: Oh no!  It's the 24 hour reality show channel!  Run away!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on November 28, 2006, 04:15:13 PM
Quote from: Jman on November 27, 2006, 05:28:58 PM
Luigi: Homestar Runner needs to have his system flushed out.  You wouldn't believe some of the crap in there.  Broken lightbulbs and such.

What makes you think Luigi wouldn't say that? He is a plumber after all.

Goomba: Oh no!  It's the 24 hour reality show channel!  Run away!

What makes you think a Goomba wouldn't say that? I hear they're pretty intellegent.

Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on November 28, 2006, 04:25:58 PM
"What makes you think a Goomba wouldn't say that?  I hear they're pretty intellegent."
Here's how Goombella would NOT respond to that
Goombella: That was totally rude!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Fwirt on November 28, 2006, 05:03:16 PM
Mario: Hmm, I wonder if these mushrooms could have adverse side effects?

Yoshi: Get off me you weirdo!  I hate you!  Leave me alone!  This is my life!

Peach: Bowser, please come get me away from this italian creep, he's driving me insane!

Goombella: Ungh, don't bother me Mario, I'm watching the WWF marathon!

Booster: Hello, my good fellow.  I believe this is your princess?

Smithy: Forget weapons!  Let's start making toys for poor children!

Geno: I don't know WHY you want to call me Geno, my name is Bob.

Wario: Excuse me Mario, did you drop this wallet filled with $1000 bills?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SushieBoy on November 28, 2006, 07:53:53 PM
Lakilester: Wuh? My name is Lakilester! don't call me Spike man! (For future refrence, Lakilester is the last party member you get in PM)

Toad: Did I ever tell you that this is a hat?

Fawful: I am furious!

Eldstar: Mario, You'll never beat Bowser, so don't bother trying!

Koopatrol: *thinks on being a regular Koopa again*

Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on November 28, 2006, 09:05:29 PM
Lakitu: I should really stop trying to hurt people with spiky shells.

Luigi: Ooh, 4kids wants to do a Mario cartoon!  I'd better tell Mario of this great opportunity!

Mario: I'm going to negociate with Sony about becoming their mascot!

Toad: Ooh, trash tv! 

Bowser: Hmm, decisions, decisions.  Watch Seinfeld marathon or kidnap Peach?  Watch Seinfeld marathon or kidnap Peach?

Peach: Hmm, throw myself at Bowser or watch The Cosby Show? 

Goomba: Screw you guys!  I'm going home!

Koopa: Now that I have all of you in my grasp, I, Koopa Troopa, shall rule the world!  Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Tumble: Watch out, world!  Tumble is coming to prime time!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on November 29, 2006, 05:28:21 PM
Jman, some of your ideas have no basis. How would you know Luigi's opinion of 4Kids anyway?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on November 30, 2006, 04:42:43 PM
I really don't.  I think I've lost my comedic edge, if I ever had one to begin with.

Mario: I really hate pasta and mushrooms.

Daisy: (speechless, for once...)

Yoshi: Hmm, I really shouldn't eat this whole mess of food.  I think I'll have a celery stick instead.

Toad: *loads pistol* Crazy little mushroom man, eh?  I'll show them crazy!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on November 30, 2006, 08:04:13 PM
Well, most of the good ones have been used, so........

Peach:  I wonder what toadstools taste like.

E. Gadd: I'm through with researching ghosts.  I have found my true calling: FASHION DESIGN!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on November 30, 2006, 09:31:51 PM
Yeah, I guess this topic has reached it's "fun" limit. Although I'm proud it got this far.


Sluggy the Unshaven: I think I'll shave my head today.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on December 02, 2006, 01:43:30 AM
I can only think of so many funny things to make them say before everything becomes a pointless TV or sport reference.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on December 02, 2006, 11:08:53 AM
It's not like it'd be the first TV or sport reference on this thread.  Heck I made a few movie references here.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on December 04, 2006, 12:01:03 AM
Yoshi: This is the end of the topic, but not the end of the fun!

*gives 100 lives*

*jumps off castle roof and disappears half way to the waterfall*
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on December 04, 2006, 09:49:39 PM
Luigi: I think Jman is awesome.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SushieBoy on December 04, 2006, 10:56:00 PM
Mario: Mushrooms are so fattening, I should dedicate myself to eat Celery!

Luigi: Ughhh, How much do I have to polish my nose before it shines.

Bowser: Ahhhhh, what a perfect day to take a walk outside! The Sun is shining, the paratroopas are chirping, so peaceful....

Toad: The only reason I wear a diaper is because I'm not potty trained!

Baby Mario: See it's says right there! *gulps* It says I'm 18..... right?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Sqrt2 on December 06, 2006, 04:07:16 AM
Wart: I'm the main boss in the next Paper Mario game.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on December 06, 2006, 11:00:36 PM
Mario: Everybody!  Everybody!

Peach: And I'm Princess Angelina Contessa Louisa Franchesca Banana Fana Bo..bo..aw (bleep!) *^$^&$%*^&&$(bleep!) 
Luigi: That's my cute little sister who said that!

Bowser: I could wile away the hours, talking with the flowers, standing in the rain...
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SushieBoy on December 07, 2006, 02:06:48 PM
Mario: Luigi, man up, dawg.

Toadsworth: Just one more level!

Mario: Ughhhh, This ? Block is too high, Bowser, you try.

Waluigi: Ohhhh, I wish I had Luigi's body...

E. Gadd: Two plus two is four? Oh! Math is easy!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on December 07, 2006, 04:41:40 PM
Cackletta: I'm meeeelllllting!!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on December 07, 2006, 10:18:38 PM
Bowser: Oh don't eat that mushroom!  It's poison and I would hate to see anything happen to you, Mario.

Mario: Somewhere over the rainbow...way up highhhhhhh...

Luigi: I refuse to utter anymore Animaniacs quotes for the amusement of people!  (Actually, he might say that, but I'm keeping it in anyway)

Goomba: Koopa!  Do you realize what this means?

Koopa: I think so Goomba, but how will we ever find out where Waldo is with all of these look-alikes roaming around?

Toad: Look!  A...no wait!  I've done that gag to death!  I should go back to being a smart boy like I once was.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on December 08, 2006, 10:42:21 PM
The whole cast: We're animany, totally insaney!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on December 09, 2006, 10:01:45 AM
The Chef: I really want Jman to continue using Animaniacs quotes.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Glorb on December 09, 2006, 10:05:29 AM
Luigi: Weeblinfloppin fnordycfgh! Blibbityblabbitybloo! Cthulhu f'tagn Poopy!

I'm relatively sure Luigi would never say that phrase specifically.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on December 09, 2006, 10:08:21 AM
Hmm....

Wario: Ima gonna lose!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 09, 2006, 01:08:44 PM
Quote from: The Chef on December 09, 2006, 10:01:45 AM
The Chef: I really want Jman to continue using Animaniacs quotes.

PaperLuigi: I second that.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on December 09, 2006, 04:49:53 PM
Wait, since you mean the opposite what you said, that means you don't second that, so does that mean you want Jman to stop withthe quotes or not? So confuzzled....
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on December 09, 2006, 11:54:08 PM
Quote from: Glorb on December 09, 2006, 10:05:29 AM
Luigi: Weeblinfloppin fnordycfgh! Blibbityblabbitybloo! Cthulhu f'tagn Poopy!

I'm relatively sure Luigi would never say that phrase specifically.

I don't know.. I read that and the Mario Bros Italian babble from the Mario & Luigi games came to mind.

Mario: *Italian babble* A super potatoe!
Luigi: *also ITalian babble* Oh yeah!

Luigi: *more babbling* Tomorrow toe-toe vey barrow.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Pt_Peach on December 10, 2006, 12:01:09 AM
Peach: Hi, I'm Pt_Peach!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 10, 2006, 12:29:33 AM
Quote from: The Chef on December 09, 2006, 04:49:53 PM
Wait, since you mean the opposite what you said, that means you don't second that, so does that mean you want Jman to stop withthe quotes or not? So confuzzled....

I mean it for real. I guess I shouldn't have put the "PaperLuigi" out in front.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on December 10, 2006, 12:58:40 AM
Okay, I'll try and be more original from now on.

Mario: Yes!  Tom Cruise signed on to play me in the sequel to the Super Mario Brothers movie!

Luigi: It's great being second, you know?  You don't matter, people never pay close attention to you, it's all Mario this and Mario that.  That's the kind of life I want to keep living.

Peach: I can't believe I was not involved in the cinematic masterpiece that was Super mario Brothers: the movie.

Yoshi: Hey Toad.  You wanna go over to your house and, you know, watch the game?  You know, the new Rocky comes out on Jman's birthday.  We should go see that, huh?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on December 10, 2006, 12:12:23 PM
Quote from: Jman on December 10, 2006, 12:58:40 AM
Peach: I can't believe I was not involved in the cinematic masterpiece that was Super mario Brothers: the movie.

The problem with that is that the princess in the movie was supposed to be Peach. They just didn't know what Princess Toadstool's first name was, so they went with the name Daisy from SML.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on December 10, 2006, 02:25:14 PM
Quote from: Toad on December 09, 2006, 11:54:08 PM
I don't know.. I read that and the Mario Bros Italian babble from the Mario & Luigi games came to mind.

Mario: *Italian babble* A super potatoe!
Luigi: *also ITalian babble* Oh yeah!

Luigi: *more babbling* Tomorrow toe-toe vey barrow.
Mario: *more babbling* The people are involved in the voodoo.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on December 10, 2006, 07:01:49 PM
I think you've all forgotten the purpose of the topic.

Daisy: Bye, I'm not Daisy!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Ultima Shadow on December 10, 2006, 07:14:52 PM
Toad: Do a barrel roll! (Z or R twice)

Mario: Wrong game, Toad...
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on December 10, 2006, 08:00:21 PM
Peach: I'm gonna make sure Waluigi gets his own game in which he'd save me from Mario.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on December 10, 2006, 11:04:12 PM
The Chef: (not a quote) So her name was Daisy Toadstool?  I don't know.  I only saw the movie once.

Now for the quotes.

Mario: Aw!  Bowser ruins everything! *pouts*

Bowser: Mario!  Peach has captured Luigi and she's trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom!  We have to do something!

And...that's all I have, really.  My creativeness is really running dry in this topic.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: kirbyman on January 10, 2007, 07:32:29 PM
Mario: Where is Everybody?

Luigi: I ain't 'fraid 'a no ghost.

Peach: Evil broccoli!!!

Toad: Fruit Salad...yummy yummy!

Peach: Evil Broccoli!

Wario: I'm SEXY!!!

Bowser: Owie! Mommy! Mario gave me a Boo-Boo!!!

Boo: Donkey Konga...Na Na Na NAA NAA!

Luigi: I'm Peach.

Goomba: Wher's my gun?

Mario: Yay! Michael Jackson! DOO-DOO-DOO!!!

BONUS Kirby: You didn't see ANYTHING. I am NOT real.

Sonic: Gah! I'm not supposed to be on this topic!!! :(

Mario: GAH!!! A GOOMBA!!!

Goomba: ???

Link: OUCH! STUPID SHIELD! STUPID SWORD!!! You both HURT Me!

Mii: Hey! I can TALK!!! Woo-Hoo!!!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: kirbyman on January 10, 2007, 07:50:46 PM
Quote from: The Chef on September 03, 2006, 05:14:38 PM
Mario: [insert long, drawn-out speech here]



Well, I, Mario, hereby open this loyal castle, with all it's loyal castleyness, and the brother, of all brotherness to my brotherey brother, Luigi. And now George W. Bush will be thrown into the dungeon of this loyal castle, and thus resulting in celebrity officers coming here, still coming, and coming, threatening to kill us, and that was probbably spelled wrong, and I cannot speak in cursive, so now I will talk to my lawyer about the castle...
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 10, 2007, 10:26:58 PM
Stop. Just please.......stop.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on January 11, 2007, 03:52:10 PM
PL, tell me what good things Bush has done and I'll join you in telling him to stop.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 11, 2007, 07:59:22 PM
That's not why I was telling him to stop.

His posts included quotes from Sonic and Kirby.........they weren't even that good................meh.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on January 21, 2007, 07:06:12 PM
I'm with PL.  This thread needs to die.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 21, 2007, 09:17:29 PM
X_X. I never said that!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on January 21, 2007, 09:59:40 PM
You didn't?  Whoops.  My bad.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 21, 2007, 10:49:44 PM
S'Okay.

Okay, I'm gonna go out on a limb and sya that this thread is now "Things Nintendo Characters would never say." Heck, this  now a thread where you can include everything everyone would never say. Here's an example:


Eric Cartman: I love you guys.

Anybody. The things kirbyman stated now apply to the thread.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on January 22, 2007, 04:02:23 PM
I think Cartman has said that on rare ocasions.

Link: (any complete sentence)
Navi: (completely silent)
Midna: Look at the beautiful white clouds of Hyrule.  I'll take this over the Twilight Realm anyday.
Giovanni: Screw the whole world domination thing.  From this point on Team Rocket's goona strive to end war and world hunger.
Zelda: I love you, Ganondorf.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on January 22, 2007, 04:30:25 PM
Elmo: I will leave Sesame Street forever.

Oscar: I do not love trash.

Cookie: Me not want cookies.

Bert: I hate pigeons.

Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on January 22, 2007, 04:39:43 PM
Toad: Thank you,Mario! But the Princess is not in another castle.. She just went for a walk.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on January 22, 2007, 09:24:52 PM
Pikachu: Hi.

Somehow I don't see him saying that.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on January 22, 2007, 09:51:24 PM
Navi: Look! A chain chomp!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: WarpRattler on January 23, 2007, 06:27:38 AM
Yoshi: You keep whining, kid, and I'll give you to these guys that keep chasing us.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on January 23, 2007, 09:04:45 AM
Kazooie: You rock, Bottles.

Gruntilda: I like being ugly.

Mumbo Jumbo: I will admit that I am a lousy shaman compared to Humba Wumba.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on January 24, 2007, 07:52:51 PM
FLUDD: Hey! Listen! Hey! Look! Hey! This door has iron bars! Watch out! Hey!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on January 25, 2007, 07:12:16 PM
Tom Nook: I'll upgrade your house for free!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on January 26, 2007, 10:04:25 AM
Cranky Kong: I like these new graphics.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Ultima Shadow on January 26, 2007, 08:22:30 PM
Mario from MLSS: *insert anything understandable here*
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on January 26, 2007, 09:19:49 PM
Bowyer: I will shoot 1000 more arrows, each of which will make whoever it hits into a statue, respectively.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: WarpRattler on January 27, 2007, 12:11:39 AM
Luigi: I'm sick of rescuing Mario. I'm going to go back in time and tell myself to let Mario boil.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on January 27, 2007, 10:35:26 PM
Mario: I'm just wondering, Princess, why we haven't taken the next step.
Peach: *gasp* Did you just speak a coherent sentence?
Mario: Uh... It's-a me, Mario!
Peach: He's hiding something!  I know it!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Fwirt on January 28, 2007, 01:16:36 AM
Mario:  Am I supposed to be italian?  Hey wait a minute...... where the heck is Italy?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on February 02, 2007, 06:51:21 PM
FLUDD: To do a barrel roll, press Z or R twice!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 02, 2007, 07:44:12 PM
Toad: Big Win.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on February 02, 2007, 09:58:33 PM
What does that mean?

Falco: I love the land.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 02, 2007, 10:12:36 PM
No, I meant that Toad's comment was funny.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on February 02, 2007, 10:20:34 PM
Why thank you!

Piantas: Ooga booga unga beagle, we do dance of tree people!

That first part was supposed to be the ancient rhythm the cave people sang in Chrono Trigger, but I couldn't remember the exact words.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on February 05, 2007, 07:21:20 PM
Fox: Wolf is my hero.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: WarpRattler on February 05, 2007, 07:25:39 PM
Stone Frog: (something other than "RIBBIT.")
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on February 05, 2007, 09:52:40 PM
Peach: I've got two words for you...you suck!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on February 06, 2007, 04:19:27 PM
A lot of Mario characters probably wouldn't say that.

Bowser: I'm afraid of fire.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: kirbyman on February 09, 2007, 05:39:46 PM
Quote from: PaperLuigi on January 11, 2007, 07:59:22 PM
That's not why I was telling him to stop.

His posts included quotes from Sonic and Kirby.........they weren't even that good................meh.

should i log out? .....

Well, anyway...

Wario: I love everybody on the planet! You can ALL have a share of my BILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!! I love you ALL!!!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on February 09, 2007, 05:42:06 PM
Yes, and don't log back in, unless you stop making such idiotic posts.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: kirbyman on February 09, 2007, 05:43:13 PM
Yes sir... or Ma'am...
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 09, 2007, 07:05:02 PM
Kirbyman, The Chef is a guy, and I didn't ask you to log out. Besides, I made that comment a month ago.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on February 14, 2007, 08:00:25 PM
I'm pretty sure none of the Mario characters would say this.. Crickey!

.. or sing this (though, they might sing it, if it were to appear in a sequel to DDR:Mario Mix).. "You put your left foot in, you put your left foot out.."
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Markio on February 15, 2007, 12:26:27 AM
Mario: I'm not Mario.

Luigi: I'm not Luigi.

Peach: I'm not Peach.

Yoshi: Birdo.

Birdo: Yoshi.

I'm almost certain they would never say those things.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: WarpRattler on February 15, 2007, 12:37:05 AM
Bowser: Hey Mario, could you get that axe again? I'm freezing over here!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on February 15, 2007, 03:57:37 PM
Mario: I know!  We'll play Toad Party to see who gets to kiss up to Toad all day!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 15, 2007, 05:47:17 PM
Quote from: Markio on February 15, 2007, 12:26:27 AM
Mario: I'm not Mario.

Luigi: I'm not Luigi.

Peach: I'm not Peach.

Yoshi: Birdo.

Birdo: Yoshi.

I'm almost certain they would never say those things.


Haven't you already said that?  :(

Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on February 15, 2007, 06:25:40 PM
I looked back in the thread.  Yes, he did that one already.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: kirbyman on February 19, 2007, 07:05:45 PM
Mario: Im-a scared o-of a ghosts.

Luigi: Not me!

Peach: Mario, this cage is kind of soothing...

Mii: I can't say anything...
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on February 19, 2007, 08:10:51 PM
kirbyman, please. :(  You're starting to rehash ideas that have already been used in this thread.

Master Hand: I'm gonna kick your butt!
(Okay, he might say that in the figurative way)
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Glorb on February 20, 2007, 12:29:23 PM
In sign language?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on February 20, 2007, 05:58:03 PM
Master Hand has a voice, oddly enough.  He laughs maniacally and screams in pain.  The joke is that he couldn't literally kick anyone's butt because you kick with a foot.  Master Hand is a giant..............his name says it all.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: kirbyman on February 20, 2007, 06:22:17 PM
Mr. Luggs: I'm full.

:D
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on February 20, 2007, 06:38:41 PM
Quote from: Kojinka on February 20, 2007, 05:58:03 PM
Master Hand has a voice, oddly enough.  He laughs maniacally and screams in pain.  The joke is that he couldn't literally kick anyone's butt because you kick with a foot.  Master Hand is a giant..............his name says it all.

He does have a move where he forms legs with his fingers and "kicks" you off the stage.

Anywhiles, on to the topic:

Melody Pianissima: I hate VG music.

Neville: I gave up on reading.

King Boo: I don't care about fine art.

E.Gadd: I am not a man of science.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on February 20, 2007, 07:01:09 PM
Boy, these phrases are becoming real boring.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: WarpRattler on February 20, 2007, 07:19:33 PM
Yoshi: SQUEE! *sucks Mario's life energy*
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on February 21, 2007, 06:44:41 PM
Wario: SQUEE! *sucks Mario's life energy*

You know, 'cuz he had that Coin sucking move in Wario World (Gamecube).
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 03, 2007, 02:47:30 PM
O_o
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 03, 2007, 03:48:37 PM
Why did you just do that?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 03, 2007, 04:09:00 PM
Because. Wario sucking out someone's life force disturbs me. So... O_o
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 03, 2007, 04:10:40 PM
Yeah, but................oh, nevermind. This thread is back, I guess!  :)
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on April 03, 2007, 05:24:05 PM
K.Rool: I love apes.

DK: Bananas make me gag.

Diddy: DK sucks.

Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 03, 2007, 05:29:49 PM
Mario: Ham with Pork.

I just don't see him saying that.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 04, 2007, 06:41:55 AM
Yoob: Get in mah BELLEH!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on April 07, 2007, 07:38:38 AM
Mario: Ooh, they're making a sequel to my movie!  I hope it's as good as the first!  I want an Oscar!

Luigi: Once I bump off Mario and Bowser, I will rule the Mushroom World!

Bowser: One thing's for sure, I'm definitely hosting Mario's episode of A&E Biography!

Peach: Ooh, an invitation to Bowser's hot tub!  I'm there!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 07, 2007, 08:50:06 AM
Peach: Oh, Mario! I've just decided to kiss you instead of baking a huge cake!

Mario: WHAT!? I spend 13 days trying to find your sorry hide, and all you have for me is a kiss? I want that cake, woman!

*Luigi walks in*

Luigi: Mario, wasa your problem?

Mario: Glarghbleghhh!!

*Mario eats Luigi out of hunger*

Wario: Mario eating Luigi just reminded me that I need to watch my diet! I'm fighting to lose 500 pounds!



Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on April 07, 2007, 01:19:47 PM
What's up with you and jokes about the Mario characters eating?

Wario: I don't need this gold coin anymore, so you can have it.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 07, 2007, 02:48:00 PM
It's my favorite brand of humor. Heh.....guess it's not too funny, huh.  :P
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Jman on April 10, 2007, 04:33:35 PM
Quote from: PaperLuigi on April 07, 2007, 02:48:00 PM
It's my favorite brand of humor. Heh.....guess it's not to funny, huh.  :P
[/quote

Yeah, TC didn't enjoy my constant use of Animaniacs jokes either. 

Most Mario Fans: I really want Nintendo to keep making Mario Party games!

Waluigi: I need to go on a diet.

Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on April 10, 2007, 05:58:53 PM
Quote from: Jman on April 10, 2007, 04:33:35 PM
Wario: I really want Nintendo to keep making Mario Party games!

Replace Wario with "Majority of the Mario fanbase" to make that more fitting.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperWario on April 10, 2007, 06:32:14 PM
 Wario: I think I'll go on a diet made totally out of vegetables.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: raistuumum on April 10, 2007, 10:02:00 PM
SPOILER ALERT FOR SUPER PAPER MARIO BEWARE
Bleck: You know what Tippi, I still don't think this is working out well for us.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on April 12, 2007, 06:45:26 AM
Bowser: Hail Ganon!

I'll admit it, it wasn't even all that funny to begin with.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SushieBoy on April 12, 2007, 01:15:29 PM
More like........

Bowser: Hail Mario!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: GiftedGirl on April 13, 2007, 08:06:55 PM
*giggle*
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on April 14, 2007, 07:26:32 AM
Mario: Hail Bowser!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperBros64 on April 18, 2007, 06:47:29 PM
Peach: oh Bowser i love you soooo much
 
Bowser: OH peach i like apples better
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Masher101 on April 19, 2007, 05:58:45 PM
Mario: Ugh... I'm tired of mushrooms... I'm gonna eat somthing else now- *dies randomly*
Luigi: Looks like his adiction to mushrooms was the onlything keeping him alive... dang.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperBros64 on April 20, 2007, 06:07:05 PM
Quote from: Masher101 on April 19, 2007, 05:58:45 PM
Mario: Ugh... I'm tired of mushrooms... I'm gonna eat somthing else now- *dies randomly*
Luigi: Looks like his adiction to mushrooms was the onlything keeping him alive... dang.

thats prety good
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Suffix on April 20, 2007, 11:43:42 PM
Personally, I think yours [SuperBros64] was better. The self-ridiculing peculiarity of speech and then hidden pun was great.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Masher101 on April 21, 2007, 10:19:54 AM
Me? Oh and thanks SuperBros64.

Mario: Man! I love this new... system... what's it called?
Luigi: That's a PS3...
Mario: Ooooohhh...
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperBros64 on April 21, 2007, 01:57:14 PM
Peach: Mario save me! Bowser is taking me away to eat me!

Mario:I dont really feel like it, im just a plaummer
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 21, 2007, 02:57:05 PM
What's a plaummer?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Masher101 on April 21, 2007, 05:22:45 PM
A plaummer is how a guy with no tounge would say "Plumber".

Peach: Oh, help me Mario!

Mario: Nah... I would rather rescue Toad than you... at least he says somthing funny.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on April 21, 2007, 06:34:45 PM
Toad: So, three guys walk into a bar.. the fourth one ducks! *ba-dum-tch*
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperBros64 on April 21, 2007, 06:55:19 PM
Quote from: Toad on April 21, 2007, 06:34:45 PM
Toad: So, three guys walk into a bar.. the fourth one ducks! *ba-dum-tch*
lol :D

oh and accidently spelled plummer
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on April 21, 2007, 07:03:02 PM
Mario: Again
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Masher101 on April 21, 2007, 07:41:50 PM
Peach: Mario!! Save me!

Mario: Nah... I'de much rather save Daisy...

Luigi: >:(
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on April 21, 2007, 10:56:39 PM
Toad: There was a guy laying on his couch, watching TV. He hears a knock at the door and gets up to answer. He opens the door and nobody's there. He lays on the couch again, and a few minutes later there's another knock at the door. He goes to answer it and looks around. He looks down on his porch and there's a snail. He picks it up and throws it into his yard.

Three years later, same guy is laying on his couch watching TV again. He hears a knock at the door, and goes to answer it. He looks around, and looks down and sees the snail again. He picks it up, and the snail says "What the heck was that for?"

*ba-dum-tch*
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on April 22, 2007, 07:50:52 AM
This is changing from "Things the Mario characters would never say" to "Random jokes that have the name of a Mario character in front of them".
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Masher101 on April 22, 2007, 10:17:41 AM
Hrmm... you may be right...

Luigi: I'm going to become part of the Ghost Busters!!
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on June 01, 2010, 01:52:44 AM
Those unofficial quotes are very funny, like Yoshi feels like eating humans. Here's a lot of them:

Yoshi: Ghost!
Peach: Ghost!
Daisy: Ghost!
Luigi: Ghost!
Mario: Ghost!
Bowser: Ghost!
Wario: Ghost!
Waluigi: Toast.
Birdo: Ghost!
Geno: Ghost...
Mallow: Ghost!
Bandit: GHOST!
Shy-Guy: GHOSTS!
Goombas: Ghost!!
Koopalings: Ghost!!

That's a whole lot of ghosts (or should the game says "Boos") out there! Have another:

Toad: Thank you Mario, but Luigi is in another castle!
Mario: What!?

Luigi: That's a whole lot of succotash!

Wario: Is your name Bomberman?

Bandit: I think I'm gonna be sick! *He pukes on Yoshi*

Mario: Is your name Mr. Spinach?
Luigi: I'm not a spinach!


ZIPPO: "Clowns Crocodiles Teeth Burgers Brains Bananas Bones Pies Whiskers Fleas Smiles Ninjas Astronauts Robots Frogs Freckles Garbage Flies Snakes Cakes Pancakes Flakes Bolognas Onions Mushrooms Peppers Spinach Succotash Breakfast Mosquitos Antennas Helmets Gloves Shoes Bombs Bomberman Max Louies"

Note that ZIPPO is a fan-made character and a robot.


Wario: I'm going to eat a lot of breakfast!

Bowser: Great, just great. Now I look like the huge, mighty king of GUYS WHO TALK TO A BOX OF FLYING BOLOGNAS!

Luigi: I'm allergic to Pokémon HeartGold and SoulSilver!

Mario: Must be a beehive nearby, and when there's bees; there's waffles smothered with honey!

Donkey Kong: I'm allergic to bananas!

Bandit *singing*: My name is Hacha Chacha, and here is my spiel, a diabolical plan with lots of appeal. Spreadin' out bananas far and wide, and fixin' up the folks for a slippery slide!

Wario: Bombs! Next to Bomberman himself, they're my most unfavorite things!

Daisy: Thank goodness my name is not Princess Flower, Violet or Rose.

Bowser: Mario! More mushrooms!

Mario: Im-a goin' to play Pokémon Black and White!

Bowser: Get back here, Geno! Don't you know hot peppers are good for you?

Yoshi: Brain! Hack!

Mario: I don't have any brains left as they are.

Luigi: Since when a Mario game stars Bowser as a mascot? Meta Knight and Sonic met together? Where is he at? The Nintendo Logo is supposed to be in the bottom of the box, not flying in the middle of nowhere! Plus, Bandit from Yoshi's Island is also in the middle of nowhere in "Super Bowser: Kojiyama Edition".

Bandit: That garabge and flies stuff is making me sick and puke!

Mario: I like to order some pizza, please?

Luigi: Here Wii go!

Yoshi: Popsicles!

Wario: Brains!

Daisy: Chocolate bars!

Peach: Cheeks!

Wario: Cheeks!

Bomberman: Mmmmmmm!
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: penguinwizard on June 01, 2010, 12:57:02 PM
Bowser: I'm so pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and wise...
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on June 01, 2010, 01:21:58 PM
Wart: I'm so cute and cuddly!
Mario: Get away from me!


"Sorry about that one. My name is Crystal. Greet me!"

"Have a bunch of Mario games!"
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Glorb on June 02, 2010, 12:03:32 PM
OH
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on June 02, 2010, 05:37:38 PM
Peach: Mario! Please save me!

Mario: Nah, I could rescue Yoshi or Luigi better than you.

*ba-dum-tch*


---
Lord Crump: Finally, I shall rule the universe! Hahahahahaha!
X-Nauts *robotic laughing*: Hahahahahaha.


---
Mario: Hey, it's-a me! Luigi!


---
Bandit *to Mario*: Here's your coins back. I already had one!


"Sorry about that one. My name is Crystal. Greet me!"

"Have a bunch of Mario games!"
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on June 02, 2010, 08:43:56 PM
...
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on June 02, 2010, 11:33:38 PM
What?
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on June 02, 2010, 11:36:45 PM
What's the matter?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Glorb on June 03, 2010, 07:12:22 AM
OHHHH
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: Glorb on June 03, 2010, 07:13:25 AM
OOHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on June 03, 2010, 12:30:37 PM
Bowser: OOOOOOHHH, MY ACHING BACK!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Glorb on June 03, 2010, 05:47:26 PM
OOOOHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: cosmic_c on June 04, 2010, 07:02:06 AM
Bowser: You're too slow! :D
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on November 13, 2010, 12:32:05 PM
Bowser: Good. Ahem, to continue. *turns away from VIO V.2; he doesn't see the screen that she brings down behind him; the word "KOOPA" appears on the screen* Only you can bring honor... *The Koopalings laugh; Koopa turns around to look at the screen; it is blank* ....and dignity.... *the word "KOOPA" with a finger pointing at Bowser appears; the Koopalings laugh, and Bowser turns to look at the screen, which is now blank* ...back to my first name. *As soon as Bowser speaks, another "KOOPA" sign appears with an arrow pointing at Bowser; the Koopalings laugh; he turns around to look at the screen and is trembling with fury * For years, it has been my goal to acquire the princess for... *as he starts to speak, another "KOOPA" sign appears by zooming in; the Koopalings laugh; Bowser turns around and points at the sign* AAAAAAAAHHHH! *He runs to the outlet and unplugs it* OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH *VIO V.2 says "KOOPA!" one last time before losing power; Bowser runs in front of VIO V.2's screen* Bottom line: we invade the Mushroom World so I can steal the princess. What do you think?



(At Bowser's castle where he is painting a picture of himself)

Bowser: Huh? (the paintbrush he was using is floating in the air and is painting Mario's mustache under Bowser's nose)

Mario & Luigi: Ooh! (Bowser run through a wall)

Bowser: Ghosts!!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Luigalaxy on November 13, 2010, 03:43:53 PM
Did you come up with these?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on November 14, 2010, 12:33:59 AM
Nope. I know this person. She followed me here from both Bombermanboard and Nintendo Database. She's been banned from both of them. If I had the power to do so I'd ban her from here as well.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Weegee on November 14, 2010, 02:15:18 AM
Honestly, I can't tell whether she's trolling or half the age she claims to be.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on November 14, 2010, 04:52:26 PM
Everybody back on Bombermanboard assumed she was a troll and promptly banned her.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Weegee on November 14, 2010, 05:21:29 PM
The conversations between her and the mods on DeviantArt are priceless. I advise you not to read these if you have high blood pressure.

KittySis [AKA SuperPeach]: "I'm banned from BombermanBoard... for the first time..."

Toki-Albatou [Mod]: "It was because of your inappropriate behavior on the board, which is why you have been banned. Hopefully after being banned from the board you will learn something."

KittySis: "Wanna check on my new box art?"


Toki-Albatou: "Okay, I'm going to give you one last chance. Next time you upload something that isn't your work, I will remove you from the group for good. Remember, this is not a flame."

KittySis: "OK"

Toki-Albatou: "I thought I would give you another chance on this, so keep that in mind."

KittySis: "OK. Please I won't abuse this site no more."

Toki-Albatou: "That's what you said on the Bman Board, yet it didn't seem like it."

KittySis: "K"


Toki-Albatou: "I said it last month, and I'll say it again. You cannot have official artwork in your gallery, period. It's against dA rules. I request that you take this down or I kick you out of the Bman group. You're already in enough trouble in the Bman forum already. The next time you submit something that is not done by you I will kick you out of the Bman group. I apologize if this sounds a bit harsh, but I will remove you from the group the next time this happens."

KittySis: "How's that?"

Toki-Albatou: "What do you mean by,"How's that?" Last month with your edited pics, you could have gotten the group into MAJOR trouble. I'm not flaming you or anything, but it's the truth, you're not allowed to submit images like that. Also, you didn't remove that Bomberman image as I got a message from the admins (I reported it last week) saying that they removed it, so I would assume that you got a message from them saying that the image was removed."

KittySis: "So?"


Toki-Albatou: "Um, I hate to break it to you, but please take down the 7eleven icon, the RiteAid icon, and all those edits of official Bomberman art as it's not allowed on this site. You can upload those on Photobucket, but not here. This is for your original art, not some image hosting site like Photobucket. Please do this or else I will have to kick you out of the Bman group."

KittySis: "sorry!"

Toki-Albatou: "You haven't deleted your edited Bomberman pics."

KittySis: "Sorry."

KittySis: "Join the Hudson Honey 49 Kids Club! For girls only!"

Toki-Albatou: "Why girls only?"

KittySis: "Thats's the club called HH49 (Hudson Honey 49) Kids Club."
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on November 27, 2010, 12:40:15 AM
Quote from: The Chef on November 14, 2010, 04:52:26 PM
Everybody back on Bombermanboard assumed she was a troll and promptly banned her.
SuperPeach: Are you ManFrog again?

Quote from: Luigalaxy on November 13, 2010, 03:43:53 PM
Did you come up with these?
By the way, yes.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on December 02, 2010, 02:28:53 AM
Bull.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on December 02, 2010, 03:00:03 PM
Wow this topic is old.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on December 02, 2010, 08:51:58 PM
Quote from: PaperLuigi on December 02, 2010, 03:00:03 PM
Wow this topic is old.

Mario: I like old topics!

Bowser: The Chef is Man-Frog! GET HIM!
Koopalings: Yeah!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on December 09, 2010, 03:02:14 AM
Stop.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: ShadowBrain on December 09, 2010, 10:22:00 AM
Because that's been so successful in getting trolls to stop in the past.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: KirbyMouth on March 22, 2011, 11:43:47 AM
Wario: I'm greedy. I think i should give my money to an orphanage!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on April 27, 2011, 02:10:16 AM
*Mario and Luigi appears on the surfboard*

Mario and Luigi : Cowabunga!

Bowser: NOT YOU TWO AGAIN!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on April 27, 2011, 06:33:35 AM
...Why aren't you banned yet?
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: ShadowBrain on April 27, 2011, 05:46:27 PM
I love how this thread is like a flame to the noob/troll-moth.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: A on April 27, 2011, 06:17:11 PM
E.Gadd: "Hey! I stopped inventing things!"
Bowser: "Really? I'm so happy for you! We should go eat cookies."
Bubbles: "Cookies? Meh. I'm depressed."
Peach: "Oh, shut up, Bubbles. No one invited your ass anyway."

Toad: "Meow?"
Mario: "Oh,  Toad... you know I can't control myself when you wear those cat ears."
Toad: "...Meow?" *runs away* "MEEEEEEEOW!!"

Chuck Quizmo: "Hey, guess what, guys? Nintendo put me in another game!"
Dr. Topper: "Me too!"
Flavio: "And me! Also I'm totally into chicks and not dudes!"
Krystal: "I'm a Mario character!"
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on April 28, 2011, 01:56:07 AM
PaperLuigi: I like this thread.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Kojinka on April 30, 2011, 10:02:12 PM
Chain Chomp: Meow
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Weegee on April 30, 2011, 10:28:23 PM
Shigeru Miyamoto: Luigi will never star in another game. (Laughs)
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: BP on May 01, 2011, 12:03:31 AM
Waluigi: Whoa
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on May 01, 2011, 10:26:56 AM
Wario: "What are coins?"

Bowser: "What's a princess?"

Peach: "Who's Mario?"

Mario: "...Yeah, who IS Mario?"
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: Toad on May 03, 2011, 09:57:41 AM
Toad: I like this thread
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on May 06, 2011, 12:30:28 AM
Super Peach: I hate threads!

Mario: Uh...
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on May 06, 2011, 01:46:08 AM
Quote from: PaperLuigi on September 11, 2006, 11:00:31 PM
Koopie Koo: Koops, I will make out with you on the spot if you can beat the Shadow Queen by yourself! Koops: Uhh, okay! *eats a bunch of spinach. Gets really buff* You're going down, Queen! *smashes all the walls in the Palace, kills everyone but.........the Shadow Queen.*

Popeye ripoff! XO
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 06, 2011, 03:22:48 AM
Go suck a fart and die of cancer.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: ShadowBrain on May 06, 2011, 12:27:09 PM
That made me happy.
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on May 06, 2011, 01:24:37 PM
Let yourself die if drinking too much margarita!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: BP on May 06, 2011, 03:37:17 PM
Daaaaaaaaaamn she got you there
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 06, 2011, 06:38:16 PM
I'll take a margarita...AND DRINK IT
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on May 06, 2011, 06:43:46 PM
Luigi: **** that replying margaritas!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: The Chef on May 06, 2011, 10:06:10 PM
what
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on May 06, 2011, 10:40:27 PM
DOGS RULEZ!
Title: Re: Things the Mario characters would never say
Post by: SuperPeach on May 06, 2011, 10:42:48 PM
I said that I (censor) that Margarita.
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 07, 2011, 12:03:57 AM
Chef, you can lock this thread if you want. As its creator I give you permission.
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: BP on May 07, 2011, 12:15:30 AM
WRONG

Quote from: smfan1085 on December 14, 2004, 03:07:37 PM
I saw this done on the official Nintendo forum, and I thought maybe we could do it here too. What you do is think of some thing that a particular Mario character would never say. Humor, of course, is the object. But let's keep it clean, OK?

I'll start:

MARIO: Mushrooms!! YUCK!!!


I just merged yours with an older one that SuperPeach also had a fetish for enough to bump across space and time, so now you gotta deal with it FOREVER!!!
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: PaperLuigi on May 07, 2011, 12:17:40 AM
Somebody find smfan and ask him for permission to close this abomination. -____-
Title: Re: Things a Mario character would never say
Post by: BP on May 07, 2011, 12:18:37 AM
Haha I'm just kiddin'    : )             )