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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: Martini on February 17, 2006, 09:44:55 PM
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First Line up your birthday month with the message...
1) I slipped on an icecube
2) I glued myself to a monkey
3) I killed a bug
4) I did not kill a bug because of good karma
5) I broke a window
6) I was mean to stupid people
7) Boss sause gives me gas
8 ) My shoe smells like popcorn
9) I got pepper sprayed by an old lady
10) I hit someone with my words because the person told me to eat them
11) I changed my name to carl
12) I got headbutted by a midget
Now match the day number...
1)because I was being stupid.
2)because I'm a nerd.
3)because the older kid told me to.
4)because I watch too many cartoons.
5)because I wanted to.
6)because the letter G is cool.
7)because the color blue is wonderful.
8)because I like pudding cups.
9)because Jello makes me smile.
10)because bologna is spelled funny.
11)because my day made no sense whatsoever.
12)because moldy cheese is neat.
13)because the simpsons is currently on.
14)because thats 70's show is far out.
15)because I lost the remote.
16)because I slipped on an icecube.
17)because my life is violent.
18)because I lost my pet Elmo.
19)because life is a bowl of chopped pianos.
20)because I got an F in math.
21)because I am younger than or older than 21.
22)because Mario told me to.
23)because I wanted to.
24)because uhhh...because...I...had...a...food in...the...cooking thingy.
25)because I went to the movies.
26)because the demons told me to.
27)because Martini is watching.
28)because I was off the computer for a week.
29)because I am scared of spongebob.
30)because I'm a neat person.
31)because there is no reason why.
Mine is, I broke a window because the demons told me to.
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I glued myself to a monkey because I went to the movies.
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I killed a bug because the demons told me to. o_0
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Interesting...
I got pepper sprayed by an old lady because I got an F in math.
...Um, wow.
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Maybe the old lady is your math teacher.
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1) I've never even been NEAR pepper spray (I think...unless it was concealed or something XD).
2) I've never had an old lady for a math teacher.
3) I've never gotten a grade below a C in my entire life--which the C only happened once and in third grade.
Doesn't seem likely. ;)
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Boss sause gives me gas because uhhh...because...I...had...a...food in...the...cooking thingy.
Says it all.
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I glued myself to a monkey because thats 70's show is far out.
Hm?
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I hit someone with my words because the person told me to eat them because my day made no sense whatsoever.
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I got headbutted by a midget because I lost my pet Elmo.
Strange. This has become weird.
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I was mean to stupid people because the older kid told me to.
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Boss sauce gives me gas because my day made no sense whatsoever.
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Boss sauce gave me gas because i wanted to..... [wtd]?
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I got headbutted by a midget because I slipped on an icecube.
Had I been born exactly one month later, I'd have slipped on an icecube because I slipped on an icecube.
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My shoe smells like popcorn because I went to the movies.
Sounds logical to me.
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I slipped on an icecube because life is a bowl of chopped pianos.
...What?
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I killed a bug because the color blue is wonderful.
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I have never killed a blue bug before. Red several times, yellow alot of the time, but never blue.
*My birthday is one week away*
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*My birthday is one week away*
Tommorrow, this state-a-ment will be the same for my mom. ^_^