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Miscellaneous => Forum Games => Topic started by: mario_luigifan104 on February 25, 2006, 02:30:00 PM
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Hello and a-welcome to the Mario Hotel. Stay as long as you like and invite as many guests as you like. Please feel free to talk to the other visitors who come here as well, and as always enjoy your stay!
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How much will a delux room cost? I'll be staying for a while.
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I'll buy the suite, please.
*Grabs key from dude at counter*
*Walks up the stairs, tripping down, but getting back up, going inside room, and collapsing on the bed*
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Hello, what are the prices here?
I thought this was my idea...
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Nice idea!(this sounds fun! (God dang it! Why didn't I think of this?) Luigi #98 reserves a spot. I brought my Koopagotchi with me too! I also have a toadgotchi and a yoshigotchi too!
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the prices range $100 to $1000 a night.
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I'll stay as long as dogs are permitted here. If not, then I'll go across the street to the "Sonic Hotel."
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Can I have a room for two, pleasey?
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(Sung to the tune of "Hotel California" by the Eagles.)
Welcome to the Mario Hotel (du du du dudu du du). Such a lovely place, (such a lovely place) Peach has a lovely face. Renting a room at the Mario Hotel. (same) Any time of year, great rooms are here.
Looking for a safe place, to hide from Bowsers goons. This is the premier place, to save you from ruin. Dr. Mario in the Med room, will help heal your wounds. Even if you are not injured, tourists are welcome too. Mario Mario is the owner, he's got a great history, of beating Bowser and his ugly henchmen, and setting folks free. And then there's Luigi, the more neglected of the bros. But when the fighting starts to get intense, he fights just like a pro. (If I think of anymore verses, I'll write them in later. Or if anyone else has some suggestions, let me know.)
By the way, I just stopped by for a visit. I'll probably just sleep on my couch in The Circle again tonight.
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Ah yes...a hotel.
*enters from the hot night outside and into the air-conditioned hotel, the smell of the pool drifting into the lobby, snack machines and pop machines making buzzing noises as they wait patiently by the squashy couches for a nickel or two*
I'll have a room! Specifically number 11, please. It's for me and a couple of friends.
*places down some money with a smile*
I hope my spokeswoman^ is allowed a seperate room...er....free of charge...
*vivian appears from behind carrying luggage*
^Vivian randomly became the spokeswoman for my fanfics after I finished writing one. Just a fun fact.
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nah, I'll head back to the Mario bar to pound a phew
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Are yoshis allowed? I have a cute blue one I like to call "Little Blue". Yesterday he ate my hampster. Ain't he just adorable? I have a pet (mushroom guy, not frog thing)toad that pays the rent for me.
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*Is appauled at the idea of someone owning a Toad as a pet*
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TMM: Speaking of Yoshis, I'm on vacation with my Yoshi friend (NOT pet), Blushi.
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I'll pay you $30,000 for a deluxe room. I will be staying for thirty days, so I expect excellent service, or I'll have this place sold as a homeless shelter!
(I am a rich business woman)
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*I come in, riding Aquoshi*
Hiya! I'm Ultima Shadow from the Five. No, not the Jackson Five... anyway, I'd like your richest chocolate milk. Here's some Coins... and a tip.
(Wow, heaps of people know Yoshis. Aquoshi is a great friend of mine.)
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Hey, look!
*Points to corner*
There's Santa!
And the Easter Bunny!
And God!
They are giving out PRESENTS.
*Runs excitedly towards them*
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I want presents! I WANT PRESENTS!!!
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Hello! I want a princess-suite! You do have those, don't you? I would REALLY like one! I have plenty of money, seeing that I AM a princess :). *walks towards the Easter Bunny* May I have a present please? You came to my castle once and you know how much I LOVE presents! I promise I won't make a scene! *yells* USHER!!! WHAT'LL BE THE COST OF MY ROOM?
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GASP!
Vivian, guard the luggage - I'm getting some presents!
*runs towards Santa*
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Tehehe. *Sneaks Shadow Queen in*
I am in no way involved with evil video game characters. Do you have a room for two?
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TMM's Suitcase: Hey! What's going on? And what's HE doing here?
TMM: I see you're awake, Ganondorf.
another voice from TMM's suitcase: What gives!? I know your voice, GanonDORK!
TMM: Look, Link, you and Ganondorf want to fight in the Hotel Smash Arena? I'm NOT paying for four, so...
Link: Who's the fourth person?
TMM: My Yoshi friend, Blushi!
Ganondorf: How did we get in here anywhay?
TMM: I'm a mage! I have my ways.
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*gets two Gameboy Micros from Santa* Yay! Now I can trade my Pokemon between versions!... Oh, wait. *gets a linker thingy from the Easter Bunny* ^_^ ^_^ ^_^ *proceeds to stare at God for several hours*
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Jess, it's not nice to stare. *drags GiftedGirl away by the ear*
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*gets a pink DS from the easter bunny* YAY! Now I can play with Link...HEY! I thought It was KHold!
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Hello. Back from the Bar. What? God was here? Are you out of your mind?
I'd like the Mario Fan Club suite. Is there anyone here to carry my luggage?
*helicopter drops at least 200 lbs of luggage through the ceiling*
Do it quickly. And Carefully. My Gamecube is in there. Oh heres 100,000 coins
in advance. the 10,000 is the tip for whoever carries my luggage first.
Where's the pool anyway?.......*ranting*
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*shrieks* Are you a mad man!??!?! You just totally messed up my pink limited edition Peach doll! *starts to cry* And you messed up my 10 expansive pink suitcases!
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*rolls eyes at pampered princess*
Come on, Vivian, I got my presents. Lets go take this over by the hotel mini-bar!
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*an albatross flies in* Albatross! *albatross steals GiftedGirl's luggage* Oh crap! GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE... *runs after albatross*
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*looks dumbfounded* What's an albatross?
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It's a big sea bird.
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TMM: *checks in* Okay, Blushi. Let's get to our room before anymore random madness ensues.
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Man, this place has really bad service. I mean, come on... I've been waiting here for ages. Where's my chocolate milk?!?
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Albatross!
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I've been waiting for my suite for ages! I need someone to move my bags.Their to heavy!
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*Runs away and comes back as a bus-boy*
I'll take those up to your room and come back for the rest later.
*Is having a hard time holding the bags* Man, these are heavy.
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Whaddaya think's in there? Maybe an industrial-strength hair dryer?
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No, theres no industrial-strengh hair dryer, just: tons of clothes, books, my gamecube, 20 games, my scarfs, soap, pajamas, 4 controllers (for playing on the gamecube with Khold, GiftedGirl, and Serifina Pekkela, who were supposed meet me here).
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*after hours of ranting to no-one, walks back to lobby*
hey! How come my luggage is still there?!??
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*was somehow able to stuff Strong Bad into her suitcase*
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WOULD SOMEONE HELP ME TAKE MY LUGGAGE UP THE STAIRS!??!?! *everyone does nothing* Fine, I'll do it myself. *takes all of her big bags of luggage to her room, then collapse on her bed*
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Oh, cool, there's a dance thing here! *dance dance dance*
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Hey, this is pretty fun.
Okay, busboy I am!
*Drives into the hotel with a metro bus*
Am I a BUSBOY or what?
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*stares at rotting luggage*.....huh?
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That's nasty.
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Ahh well...I'll just take my Gamecube...
Now Where's my room...
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Mmmm....has anyone tried the mints? They're to die for. I'm leaving a tip for those maids.
Until then, I'm taking advantage of the room service.
*calls in waiter five times asking for different mustards*
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*Comes downstairs* Hey GiftedGirl! You're here! Anybody wanna play gamecube with me? *sees the mints* Ohhhh! I LOVE complimentary mints!!!
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*Is asleep on the floor*
Uhhh, what? Aw man, I don't think I have a room. Does anyone have room for one more?
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TMM: Do you have SSBM or MKDD?
Oh, and blf1.0, we might have room for you. Blushi and I are forcing Ganondorf to sleep on the floor anyway.
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Meh. This place isn't so good. Right, Aquoshi?
Yoshi!
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I have SSBM. We need 2 more players! *says it extra loud* ANYONE ELSE WANNA PLAY!??!?!
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I'll play. ooooooo! a Yoshi!
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I play! I play! I play! If Pikachu's not taken, I call dibs! *pika*
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This place has low-quality service.
I called Room Service an hour ago, and my turkey sub never came!
Ah, heck. At least the bed isn't stuffed with hay.
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Okay! Last one to my suite is a rotton bug! *races upstairs but trips on the stairs* AHHHH! HELP! I TWISTED MY ANKLE!
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Hey!
That's what I do!
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Will you help me up? I think I broke my stupid leg. Will you carry me to my suite? We can play gamecube with GiftedGirl there.
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*drops something*
AGH! okay! no-one look at what I just dropped!
*every-one looks*
NO! my ugly drawing!
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Will you help me up? I think I broke my stupid leg. Will you carry me to my suite? We can play gamecube with GiftedGirl there.
Can do.
Do we have a nurse around? I'm not much of a smarty-pants with this stuff.
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We got Dr. Chicken.
He has a Ph. D in Rubber Chicken Surgery.
Maybe he can do living objects.
huh?
Dr. Chicken, put down that knife!
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wow, this has already reached five pages. I havent even got to my room yet!
Oh wait! Must play SSBM with pt_peach! Wait, shes on the ground...
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I can help! *gets Jades wand and points it at pt_peach's leg* Brackium Emendo! .......... Umm... eww... I'd advise you not to look at your leg right now.
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Yeah, I was kinda holding her so, I'm kinda feeling weird now.
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Ack! *takes wand back* Jess! How many times have I told you not to use my wand!!! Now she don't got no leg bones! And... I think that Bigluigifan's gonna be like Mr. Fantastic from now on...
*ahem* Room for two please, for me and my Z-baby here... ............... *starts making out with Coach Z*
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Ooo.
*Gets out video camera*
So, GiftedGirl has a SISTER?!?
I think I had too much root beer.
*feels groggy*
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AHHHHH!!! What did you do to my leg?!? *starts to cry* I can't walk anymore. I'm useless. I'm a cripple princess *sniff* and I can't even go to the dance tonight!
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Studio Audience: "Awwwwwwwww."
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It's okay, just drink this stuff. *hands pt_peach a bottle of Skele-gro* Be warned: it tastes terrible. I reccomend drinking something sweet afterwards.
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*drinks the Skele-gro* YUCK! THis stuff taste gross! *feels strange* Hey, my bones are back!!! I can go to the dance!
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*comes in wearing a bowl on her head* Alright, maggots, fall it out! Co-lo-nel Jessica Renae is recruiting THE most elite team of crap commandos to invade Hogwarts! Do you has what it takes? Will you bring a sack lunch and some grapes for me and serve your country? Will you, stupid?!?
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No. Sorry, I have the Mushrule Land to rule.
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Okay, then, we'll just invade the Mushroom Kingdom! *stomp stomp stomp* Umm... RETREAT!!! *runs quickly*
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Well I'm still kinda messed up ..... anyways I need a room, but if no one else comes up I'll go with Kojinka.
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NO! NOT THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM! I rule the mushroom kingdom and Hyrule, therefore, my land is Mushrule. I'm going to buy this hotel and redocorate it. The decoration sucks.
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I retreated, didn't I??? My invading skilz suk. Ant sow doz mi spelig. Wayt, wha teh carp??? Wha'z goinn onn heer?!?!
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Well, uh, since pt_peach's leg is fixed, let's all play Gamecube!
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Yay! Let's go! *rushes up stairs, yet avoids falling* I'm sueing next time anyone falls here.
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*runs up stairs, following pt_peach* OW! stupid Yoshi! *keeping going*
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TMM: Gamecube! pt_peach, I'm sorry I wasn't there to help earlier. Kojinka was in the city celebrating her friendboy's birthday. Well, blf1.0, Blushi and I are playing Gamecube with the princess would you like to join us.
Blushi: Yoshi yoshi yoshi.
TMM: Yeah. You're right, Blushi. We'll have to take turns.
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It's okay! I called Peach and the pink controller! And no one is sitting on my silk bedsheets! I paid good money for those lace and silk sheets!
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Meh, if it doesn't have Aquoshi in it, I ain't playing. Now, to my games collection...
*pulls out Super Aquoshi 64, Aquoshi Story, Aquoshi Kart DS, Aquoshi Party 35 and Aquoshi the Hedgehog*
Aquoshi: Yoshi!
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You guys have a pet?
I'll be right back.
*Dashes into a pet store, then leaving with a kitty carrier in hand*
*Dashes into hotel room*
I present you, Magnumus!
*Pulls off top, and a large, scary, pre-historic Yoshi emerges, breathing fire, breaking the bed, and putting large holes on the wall*
Wait, no, Magnumus, NO!
*Magnumus eats Gamecube*
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*faints* (oh shoot now i'm gonna get sued)
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NOOOO!!! *crys* Your stupid pet ate my gamecube! *looks at sheets* And you dirtied my sheets! *gets very angry* GET OUT EVERYBODY! I DON'T CARE IF YOU FALL DOWN THE STAIRS! *speaks into room service speaker* AND GET UP HERE AND CLEAN MY SHEETS!
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*gets back up, heads to his room and play's Gamecube like nothing happened*
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*walks to and knocks on Metal_Sug_Mario's door* Sorry I got so mad. Can I play gamecube with you? Please?
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I... have just seen... the most disturbing thing ever. HOW CAN COACH Z BE KISSIN' ON MY SISTER IF HE DON'T HAVE A MOUTH?!?!
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Popcorn? No, not that! Ahhhhhhhhh! Roco!
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Wow, this hotel is crazy-go-nuts. Looks like it's back to the mini-bar for me!
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Who said that? Why oh why is it that time! Bye, good-bye. Hello. Zupa!
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*starts dancing and acting like Pikachu*
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Maid: We're finished cleaning your sheets, ma'am.
Thanks! Now, all I need is a gamecube! *gets an idea* I gotta go shopping! Anybody wanna go with me? *everyone continues with what there doing* Nobody? Oh well! I'm going all alone! *comes back 6 hours later and with tons of shopping bags* Hey GiftedGirl! I got somethin for ya! *She doesn't move* I GOT PRESENTS FOR EVERYONE!!!
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TMM: Good thing Kojinka lent me her GCN!
Kojinka: And if anything happens to it, or any of my games, you'll be sorry!
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I want presents! I WANT PRESENTS! *runs up to pt_peach*
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*Sniff*
Something really bad happened...
*Sniff*
Magnumus was SENT back to the Pet Shop!
It was something about him eating thirty people, and...
actually, i should have named him Magnumusa!
Why?
Because HE IS A SHE!!
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*throws clothes everywhere* Clothes for everyone! Come on GiftedGirl and whoever else wants to play gamecube, we can play in my room. He got sent BACk to the STORE!?!?! YAY!!!
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Ah, its okay.
I got a new pet...
COme here, Cupckae!
*200 Feet Yoshi steps on pt_peach's room*
She isn't the same, but at least she is fun.
*Jumps on back of Cupcake, and runs away*
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I wanna play Gamecube! What games do ya got???
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I got SSBM, MKDD, LOZ:FSA, MP7, and the rest of the mario parties! Dude, take your freaky yoshi away from my room! I will not tolerate waiting for my sheets to be washed agian. Soldiers! Sieze him! Link!
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Best not want to make Cupcake mad.
She can breath tornados.
She can fire missles from her ear.
She can throw tanks from her hair.
AND! (Dun dun dun dun)
She can slice bagels.
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Somebody call a doctor? I heard a girl twisted her ankle over here. No? Oh well...hey! SSBM! I have this game at home. That reminds me... dashes home to play SSBM on GCN.
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TMM: If anyone needs me, I'll be in my room playing GCN with my mom.
Blushi: Your mom?
TMM: Kojinka. She created me.
Kojinka: One of these days, you will be getting your own Cube. And you don't have to call me 'Mom.'
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I decided to bring my Cube here. Here's some amount of money for a room. I'll be in my hotel room playing MVP Baseball all week.
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I'd like a room with a waterbed! And a giant pizza! *Takes keys and goes to room*
I wish I had a pet yoshi *Sees a baby yoshi*
aawwwww how cuuute! ....hey, what are you doing? Put that down!! AAHHHH!!!
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MarlieMoo! You're back!
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Hey girls! Lets have a sleepover!
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Don't make too much noise, you crazy kids. I'm going to bed.
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*opens door* hello? anyone there? I thought I heard someone three days ago want to play GCN
(im only/ussually on on saturday and sunday)
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Sorry! Were having a girls sleepover, but the girls havent arrived yet, so you and me can play GCN!
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Yay! *stops playing PMTTYD, and inserts SSBM. plugs in controllers in socket 1 & 4*
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INTERCOM: Please excuse the interruption, but would the hundredth visitor to the "Mario Hotel" please come to the front desk to pick up your prize. Thank you that is all for now.
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Yay! I'm Peach! *starts playing, then hears the reception speaker* Wait, who's the 100th visitor?
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I think he means the person with the 100th reply.......Which is....Dude667?
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Yes! It's him! But unfortunatly, he's not on right now. I'll redeem his whatever for him *smiles like an angel*.
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Oh no you wont, *jumps in front of pt_peach* its mine!
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TMM: I'm bored! Kojinka went to the bar. I know! *jumps on Blushi's back*
Blushi: Hey! Do I look like the original Yoshi to you?!
TMM: No, the original Yoshi has developed back problems from carrying that fat butt around.
Blushi: Good point, but do you really want me to suffer the same fate?
TMM: Don't worry. I only weigh about 140 lb.
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Uh oh! My Mushroom sense is tingling! I think Bowser's about to invade this place!
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Don't worry, I sicced Tidbit on 'im. He's suffering from got-licked-too-much syndrome.
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Darn, I was hoping to have a big battle scene. Oh well. if a dog (isn't Tidbit your dog's name, GG?) can beat Bowser, I could have beat him with my pinky finger.
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Yes, he's my doge. ........ No one's gonna get that. ^^;
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I'm going to go back to my room and listen to some Styx.
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Domo arigato Mr. Roboto?
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Yes, yes indeed.
So, who's running this place?
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I dunno know. I think the guest were, the last time I checked. Hey, lets play tag...IN THE HOTEL LOBBY!!!
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Tag, you're it! *morphs into Sue Storm and turns invisible*
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Hoho! You shan't be catching me!
*snaps fingers as Vivian comes along and drags me into the shadows with her like Mario in PM:TTYD*
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Don't fall and hurt yourself again pt_Peach.
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Don't worry, I won't fall! *falls flat on her face chasing The Blue Toad* Waaaa!
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Oh, cool, a cookie! *chases cookie*
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*still plaing SSBM*
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Guinea Piggin'! *dances*
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Don't worry, I won't fall! *falls flat on her face chasing The Blue Toad* Waaaa!
I saw that one coming. You're gonna need a doctor pretty soon, kid.
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Dr. Chciken is STILL here.
*BAWK*
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TMM rides Blushi up to their room.
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Who's Dr. Chicken???
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Yes, yes indeed.
So, who's running this place?
I dunno know. I think the guest were, the last time I checked.
Have you forgotten who started the hotel? In case you did lemme remind you that I run the hotel and if you even dare try to destroy it I shall kick you out.
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Blushi: Get off me now!
TMM: Not until you turn one of Kojinka's imaginary surrogate bros into an egg. Preferably the red one.
Blushi: Imaginary? Doesn't she have real friends?
Kojinka enters with teen bros
Kojinka: As a matter of fact, I do. It's just that my sister has been out of the house for 10 years, I get lonesome sometimes.
Blushi: Oh, so it's a sibling deal, huh?
Kojinka: Now, Mushroom Mage, were you behaving yourself while I was at the bar?
TMM nods.
Kojinka: Good. *belches and plops on the bed*
TMM: What's up with her?
Teen Mario: Tipsy from the bottles of Squirt.
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I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I don't wanna be kicked out! *loudspeakker says "there is the official dance of the Mario Hotel tonight! Be there!* Omigosh! I need a date! Someone to dance with!
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I'll dance!
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A dance? Gee I don't know...what kind of music will there be?
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It isn't a prom, is it? *shudders*
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I hope it's not a dance where the girls hafta wear dresses. If it's not... *is dragging Strong Bad around on a leash*
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We have to wear dresses and it is sorta a prom! *smiles*
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Unless a pretty girl asks me to dance, I'll be in my room, thank you.
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Anybody want to take me?
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Pardon moi, but I am going to pig out on the food unless a really good song comes on. Grazie.
*Goes and eats mini-pizzas*
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*drags GiftedGirl and Serifina Pekkela shopping with her* I'm back! *comes back with them* Well girls, lets go! *They all go to the dressing room*
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Wait, the prom hasn't begun? Then who's food am I eating???
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Too make sure i get a date for the danc,e I got a plan.
*Takes out a wig*
I'll get a date whether you like it or not!
*Storms into bathroom*
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A wig? Eh, no. It's not on till everyone gets here! The foods set up but, wait, stop eating the prom food!!!
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Anybody want to take me?
You mean no one's asked you yet?
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Noooooo. Anyways, who's taking GG? I'm dragging her here, whether she likes it or not. Oh yeah, to lure everyone else, theres gonna be a game section after the dance and we get to take home the games we play! All funded by me, Pt_Peach!
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Sounds like fun. I just need to find a date. Oh...wait...you're right in front of me. (not literally, of course.)
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So who's going to take me? You, perhaps?
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Mayyyyyyyyybe. *sly grin.*
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TMM: Hey, Kojinka, are you going to the dance?
Kojinka: There's only one man I want to do that with.
TMM: You mean Link?
Kojinka: Actually, no. I was talking about my friend from school.
TMM: We could both go with your adopted brothers.
Kojinka: Okay. Who do you want to go with?
TMM: Hmmm... I'll pick Luigi.
Kojinka: Sure thing! Let's go shopping for dresses.
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Hmm... who to invite...
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Heh, sure I'll take you, pt_peach.
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Yay! I'll go with you Jman! I got a pink ruffled dress like, eh, this (http://www.uchiyasu.co.jp/costume_02summer/photo/dress-pink.jpg)
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Maybe I should ask someone soon... when is this ball, anyway?
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I don't know. pt_peach I believe is planning it. Now I need to go back to my room and chill for awhile.
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I would go back to my room, but I'm still standing in the foyer for some odd reason.
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Boy, this place (the forum) is always the most active at night.
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A dance? At a hotel?! I've never heard of such a thing.
Could be fun.
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So, who here doesn't have a partner so I could point and laugh at you all? jk, that would mean I would be pointing and/or laughing at myself.
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Yeah, pt_peach sure is idealistic.
I didn't have a partner until about 2 minutes before you posted that. I'm glad I met that deadline.
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This is gonna get weird... there are more males than females. Good thing I'm already going with someone.
*thinks*
Hang on, I haven't invited anyone yet. Uh...
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Well, it's tonight, I suppose. Oh, the girls arent here and I picked out this (http://www.cybernetplaza.com/images/thumbs/thumbc26218b.jpg) for Jess and this (http://lib1.store.vip.sc5.yahoo.com/lib/dave-johnny/11081blue.jpg) one for Jade. Spiffy, aye?
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Tonight? Oh man! I'm already tired. Oh well, dancing for awhile won't kill me.
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Hey, Kojinka, is Blushi a guy or a girl? Aquoshi doesn't have a date.
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No Aquoshi! If all the guys have there dates, I think we can began in 5 minutes, I guess.
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I'll be in my room, pt_peach. Let me know when you're ready.
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There are more guys than girls... and most of the girls are offline.
Oh, and what did Aquoshi do to you? She's really sad, because, to get the rhythm of dancing, she played DDR for hours, apparently! Now, she's up in the room, crying. :(
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Okay, Aquoshi can come because apperently she is a good dancer.Apparently she smashed my room... Should the party be before the dance because girls are here accept myself and Kojinka?
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Uh... not sure about the party thing. Will there be food?
BTW... the fact that there's about twice as many males as females scares me deeply.
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*drifts off to sleep.*
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The party is the games and food (pizza, ice cream, etc). The video games, revolution (this is cyber), and all the multiplyer games! Just don't get hurt swinging those rev controllers around. I better not get my eye poked out tonight!
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I'm in!
*Starts playing Twilight Princess*
Block, block! Stab, stab, stab, STAB! Back! Agh! Ganondorf, why don't you die?
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*wakes up* Oh pt_peach! I just had this terrible dream that i accidentally poked you in the eye with a Rev controller!
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How wierd. I just told you not to. Better get any wicked ideas of rev controller poking anyones out of your head this minute! How wierd and not thoughtful of me.
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Perhaps, but for now, let's concentrate on the matter at hand. Which is, some weird thing.
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Meh, this is getting boring.
*Starts pigging oiut on pizza*
Oh, crud! I forgot to get my suit!
*Aquoshi comes, holding the coathanger with the suit on it*
Ah, thanks. Now, no-one touch my pizza! *Goes back to room*
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Okay! Let's play Smash bros Revolution! Forget what I said cause this place is gonna be complete caos when we finish! But darn it. We have to wear our stuff so after, everyone give me your stuff and I'll take it to the drycleaners.
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When's the dance? I'm going to sleep for real in about 5 minutes.
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*Comes back downstairs*
Well... this was a waste of time.
*Goes back upstairs*
*Comes back down in Manchester United clothes*
...what?
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Tommarow. That's when the dance is. It can't be tonight, cause you're sleepy.
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Kojinka: (hopefully the icy snow rages on at home, so I don't have school tomorrow.) Blushi is a boy.
Blushi: You invaded my privacy?!
Kojinka: No! You told me and the Mushroom Mage when we first met you.
Blushi: Oh, yeah. *scratches back neck* I've known you two for so long, I guess I kind of forgot.
Kojinka: The Mushroom Mage and I got our dresses! I'm wearing a short black one, and TMM is wearing my bright blue dress from last year's high school prom.
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Yay! Everyone's got dresses! Hopefully Jess and Jade will wear the ones I got them.
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Whoa, that's a lot of pizza.
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Yep, and I just ordered 20 more since somebody pigged out on them last night. I guess the dance I'll be this afternoon, noon, whatever. Anybody got any idea what to do now? I'm fresh out of ideas after a filling breakfast of cheese and eggs and sausage.
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If I had a thousand dollars, I'd buy a big screen televison to watch the NCAA basketball games on.
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Kojinka: *enters lobby wearing her short black dress* GameCube games on the projector, with home theater surround sound! And my date better not pig out on the pizza too much.
Teen Mario: Who, me?
Kojinka: *sarcasm*No I'm going out with Bowser!*sarcasm* Yeah, you. Remember what happened in my SSBM fanfic when your older self hogged that stuff?
Teen Mario: Oh yeah. Link got a bit of an uneasy stomach the next morning.
Kojinka: Speaking of pizza, can we get breadsticks with it?
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Umm, how bout we get the pizza with breadstick crust? Hold up *runs upstairs to her room to put on her dress* *comes back down* I'm ba-ack! Don't I look so cute? The basketball game is in the hotel lobby if you wanna watch it, man.
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Well, then I'm off to the lobby. I suppose I should tell you that since I'm the one taking you to the dance.
(That you look cute, that is, which I'm only saying while I'm acting in character being as how I've never seen you in my life.)
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Okay. I think I'll be in my room, practicing dancing. I have absolutely nothing to do :(.
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*starts to come to after last post* uh....... Ah **** is it spring break already?!?
Wait a second..... D- uh..... Dahh, Daaan...... Dan- DANCE! yes DANCE!
Oh shoot i missed it! *starts to cry* I hate school...
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I'm gonna check how TMM is doing with her dress. Are gonna behave down here while I'm doing that, little, adopted bro?
Teen Mario: Okee Dokee.
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Nooooo! I dont wanna-- *logs out and not kidding*
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You didn't miss the dance, MSM! But you need to go get a date.
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Uh... Aquoshi's kinda shy, so she wants to know if Blushi will go with her.
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I'll let Blushi know.
*later*
Blushi would be more than glad to go to the dance with her.
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*Continues stabbing some enemy in LoZ:TP*
Heh, this is cool.
*Blocks a sneak attack*
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*appears wearing a pink/purple dress and(gasp) high heels* I... hate... dresses... And these shoes hurt! I look like a dork! T_T
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Hey, I'm still wearing my Manchester United clothes. Whoops, better get changed... NO-ONE TOUCH MY SAVE FILE! Aquoshi, guard it..!
*Goes upstairs*
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TMM comes down wearing the blue prom dress Kojinka wore for last year's school prom. I'm gonna have to scan a picture of that dress.
TMM: Finally got the darn thing on! Anyway, has the party started yet?
Teen Luigi, wearing a gray suit stops by TMM's side.
TMM: So, Luigi, where's Kojinka?
Teen Luigi: Waiting for Mario.
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I look like a dork! T_T
*appears wearing a blue dress* I think you look nice, Jess. Just wear that pink necklace you got from the gumball machine and you're good to go. :) Anyways... *is with Coach Z who is wearing a green tux*
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I have a date, too. And here he is! *Strong Bad comes from nowhere wearing a tux*
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Oh, fiddlesticks! I need to invite someone! I'll be right back!
*Runs away*
Forgot something...
*Comes back, picks up pizza and runs off*
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Hey! I was about to sink my teeth into that pizza!
*scowls as he watches the Kirby Puckett tribute.*
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Me: Okay... I'm back, and hopefully no-one will guess who I brought... I was really desperate, and-
???: WAHOO!
Aquoshi: *laughs*
Me: *scowl* Ya know, Daisy, I think you just came just to show up Teen Luigi.
Daisy: Well, duh.
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Me: Strong Bad, take my waist.
SB: What?!!
Me: NOW.
*music starts*
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Hi! I'm back! Is right now a good time to start?
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TMM: Hey! Luigi's my date!
Teen Luigi: *gulp*
Teen Mario: Oh, dear. I hope Teen Toadstool doesn't come.
Kojinka: Don't worry, little bro. I can explain things if she does.
Teen Mario: 'Little bro' eh? I feel akward being called that.
Kojinka: I'm 17 and you're 15. It's only natural that I'd call you that. Oh WOW! Strong Bad's here! He and The Cheat are my favorite H*R characters! *ahem* Sorry 'bout that. Wanna dance, Mario?
Teen Mario: Sure, Sis.
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Daisy: Look at Luigi, dancing and having a good time...
Me: Uh... is it possible for you to just enjoy the night instead of glaring from behind bushes at Luigi?
Daisy: NO!
*Falls backwards, landing in the punch*
Aquoshi: Yoshi!
Me: *spitting punch out onto floor* Aquoshi... shut up.
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Okay, I'm done watching the tribute. I'm ready to dance.
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Okay. I'm ready to dance to. What song shall we do first? I'll request it!
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I can think of a lot of great dancing songs. The only problem is, some of you don't like 70s music like I do.
The song I was thinking of was "Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton. (If you've heard of him, which I don't believe you have.)
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This may not be fitting for the dress code, but I think, at the end, we should have newer music.
*Still has All-Star by Smashmouth stuck in his head*
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Teen Luigi: I'm concerned, Mage. What if Daisy attacks you?
TMM: I'm a mage, Luigi. I can handle anything that witch can muster. *holds ear plugs* Even her screams.
Blushi sees Aquoshi, and walks up to her.
Blushi: Hi. I'm Blushi.
OOC: Can you keep the party going for as long as possible? I have to go to bed (stupid school!). It's about 10 PM where I live, and I have Jazz band at 7:15 tomorrow morning. I won't be able to make anymore posts till tomorrow afternoon :(
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Daisy: How DARE she!
Me: Uh... Daisy... I think you should...
Daisy: BE QUIET!
Me: Daisy... you do know that this Luigi is quite a few years younger than you, right?
Daisy: Really?
Me: Yep.
Daisy: Then why am I behind this bush? Let's dance!
*Daisy drags me onto the dance floor*
Me: Wow. What a mood swing.
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Yeah, I'm currently hoping this snowstorm cancels school for me tomorrow. But if not, I'll be back tomorrow afternoon for the big dance.
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Okay! Lets dance! *starts dancing*
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I'm here in character. Let's dance.
OOC: I'm going to bed now. I'll be back tomorrow.
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Okay, see you Jman. I'll have fun all alone here and play the REV.
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Me: Whew! I'm tired. Gotta drink something...
Daisy: Okay then.
Me: You want anything?
Daisy: No thanks.
*I pass by Blushi and Aquoshi, who are dancing*
Me: Aquoshi, how's it going?
Aquoshi: Yoshi!
Me: That's great! I wonder if they have vodka here...
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OoC: My school has a 10 AM start :) , 6:30 where I live, but I'm not going back to bed.
BiC: Teen Mario and Kojinka sit the next song out after dancing to the song about big butts, does anyone know the name of that song?
Kojinka: *playfully quoting Kung Pow* Beware his song about bigg butts. He beats you up while he plays it.
Teen Mario: I'm hungry.
Kojinka: So am I. Want some pizza?
Teen Mario: You bet!
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My school's been cancelled for the day. I'm looking out the window at heavily blowing snow. I sure don't want to go anywhere today.
Kung Pow is a great movie. Only in terms of stupid humor, which always gets me.
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Dang it! I have to leave for school in less than half an hour. :(
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Oh WOW! Strong Bad's here! He and The Cheat are my favorite H*R characters!
Strong Bad is MINE.
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Yeah, I don't think I want to get between Gifted Girl and Strong Bad.
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No, it'd be a very bad fight. Don't fight with GG and Strong Bad! Dancing time?
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Which is exactly why I didn't go with Link.
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Yeah. I would've grabbed Link so fast! He's all mine!
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TMM: I originally wanted to go with Linky-poo!
Kojinka: But I forbade it cause didn't want him getting hurt in a fangirl catfight.
Teen Mario: (to Teen Luigi) Talking about elf-like bishis again.
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No, it'd be a very bad fight. Don't fight with GG and Strong Bad! Dancing time?
Yeah.
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OKAY! *grabs Jman* TANGO TIME!!!
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Yeah, I don't think I want to get between Gifted Girl and Strong Bad.
No one would want to get between me and mah Baddy. He's mine and mine alone, and I'm all his.
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Kojinka: All right! Tango! *does tango w/ Teen Mario*
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*tangoes with Coach Z*
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*Tangoes with Daisy*
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*Tangoes with pt_peach.*
I think I missed something.
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I don't think you have. While you were gone today, I was doing my english, which I am about to finish right now in my room, if you will excuse me. Geeze, what a louzy dance I planned :(. *walks to room slowly*
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I'm eating mashed potatoes for lunch. What great room service!
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*logs back in* yes fiannaly! what did i miss?
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TMM: *looks at the Teen Bros who are arguing with each other* Nothing much.
TL: I say there will be a fangirl catfight over Strong Bad!
TM: No way! Gifted Gril will end the fight before it even starts!
TMM: Heh, heh, heh.
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...whos Strong bad?
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*gasp* You've never heard of Strong Bad?
http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail.html
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*clicks link listens to a couple videos*
........absoulty completely speechless.... WAIT A SECOND how does he type with those boxing gloves on?
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It's one of those myseries of the world. I've tried to get the story out of him myself, but all he did was tell me some whacked-out story involving the BMW lighter. So I guess we'll never know...
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BMW lighter?......okaaaaay (no idea)
oh yeah the Dance. Forgot
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It's a running gag. (http://www.hrwiki.org/index.php/BMW_Lighter)
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Boy, I haven't been here since yesterday afternoon.
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You didn't miss much.
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You should see the dragon one.
Kojinka, TMM, and TMBs: *sing* Trogdor was a man. I Mean, he was a dragon man. Actually he was just a dragon. But he was still TROGDOOOOOOORR!!! TROGDOOOOOORR!!!
Kojinka: Lets find a computer with internet connection and watch Strong Bad Emails!
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Aren't you on a computer with internet connection? Myself, I have the SBEmail DVDs, so I don't need the computer to watch the classics. ^_~
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Me: Daisy, I can't feel my legs...
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I had swedish meatballs for supper. One of those microwave thingies.
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Hi Jess! I just saw the picture titled "Curse Pt_peach!" It's (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fic1.deviantart.com%2Ffs9%2Fi%2F2006%2F073%2F2%2F3%2FCurse_you__ptpeach_by_PuppyLuver.jpg&hash=1edbd88d9791451fc724cdede5672528)
I love it!!!
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Aw, is the dance over? I got to dance for one post, and that was it.
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It doesn't have to be over. Let's waltz and slow dance! *grabs Jman* DANCE!
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Me: It's not over?!? I've been dancing for days..!
Daisy: Even I've got to admit, I'm getting tired.
Me: *hopeful* Can I stop dancing now?
Daisy: Maybe after this song?
*40's song starts to play*
Me: Aagh... *resumes dancing*
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You guys can stop dancing. Go to the refreshment stands and refresh yourselves!
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Daisy: Aw, come on, after this song ends!
Me: Daisy, the CD is scratched.
Daisy: So? How long extra have we been dancing?
Me: 2 hours. >_<
Daisy: Oh. ^_^
Me: Someone fix that CD, please!
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*starts to do the robot*
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*fixes the CD* Here you go, DJ! It's a shame I had to stop dancing cause my partner isn't here. Well anyway, I am going to the game room. I'll be there if my date comes.
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*Song starts to end*
Me: Hall-
*Goes into a new section*
Me: Ack...
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Missed her by that much. Oh well, I think I'll be heading to the game room to install this new Pac-Man machine that I just won in the local videogame lottery.
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*breakdances on heads, spins like a top and crashes into pt_peach*
(picture ripped and animated by me)
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Whoa, what happened here? *Helps pt_peach to her feet first (she is my date after all), then helps Metal Slug Mario to his.
Be careful there, friend. You never know when you'll kill someone doing that!
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Thanks Jman. MSM, WATCH YOU STEPS!!! Naw, I'm j/k. But still watch your step. I die easily.
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Me: Daisy, come on, we're pretty much the last ones dancing...
Daisy: After this song!
Me: Daisy, you do know that this song takes up the whole CD?
Daisy: No, I do not believe I knew that.
Me: And it's only about a third done.
Daisy: *censored*
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I've got the perfect song to slow-dance to.
*Pops CD into the CD player. "Can't Fight This Feeling" by REO Speedwagon begins to play.*
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Wait. I don't know how to slow dance. So embarrasing *blushes red* Can someone teach me?
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Me: The song is finally over!
*Before Daisy can interrupt, I run over to the refreshment stands and drink a whole bottle of water*
Me: Aaah...
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I like to request a song. *shows the DJ "Punk SMB"*
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Kojinka: Orchestrated remix of the SMB Underwater song!
Teen Mario: Let's-a waltz!
Kojinka: *while dancing with the Italian adolecent* Save the accent for publicity, will ya little bro?
TM: Okee Dokee.
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I can't take it anymore, I need to chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange!!! *rushes of to the bathroom, comes back out wearing Trogdor shirt and jeans* Ahh, good ol' shirt-n-pants! Why would I ever wear anything different?
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*Sings the Trogdor theme horribly off key*
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*covers Jman's mouth* DON'T SING! Please, for my sake :)
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Okay. (I actually can sing in real life, I'm just acting in character here.)
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I can sing! *starts singing a Heywood Banks song, pretty goodly*
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Okay! Here's my fave song *tells the DJ to play Hollaback Girl* *starts singing* And I ain't no Hollaback Girl! Ain't no Hollaback Girl! *starts dancing wildly*
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Whuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut?!?!
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Me: Scary.
Daisy: Yep.
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I hate music
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T_T
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other than that... WOO! This Topic has 20 pages!
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I can't even pinpoint my favorite song. I have 10 favorite songs.
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*still dancing* Jess! Jman! Come dance with me! But hold up *goes upstairs and changes from dress to brown shirt and bell bottoms* I've been had this retched dress on for 3 DAYS! It's time to come off and smell the coffee. *goes to refreshment stand, still dancing*
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Okay, I'll dance! ^_^ *starts movin' it*
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TMM is now in her regular 1up shirt and pants, and TL is in his green shirt and pants. While dancing, TL lifts TMM majestically.
TMM: Whoa! He he he (laughs in glee)!
Kojinka gently shakes a snoring TM awake.
TM: *snort* Huh, wha?
Kojinka: Wanna change into our regular clothes?
TM: *yawns* You can, but I'm changing into my PJs.
Kojinka: *waves pizza in front of TM* Come back down for more dancing for the pizza?
TM: *drools* For the pizza. *rushes away and returns a second later in his orange shirt and bluejeans. He has his trademark 'M' hat on backwards. TM starts munching away on the pizza.*
Kojinka: O.O O.O (shock) Okay. *does same as TM, and now wearing her "Not Now I'm Busy" T'shirt and bluejeans.
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I'm wearing... jammies...
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I'm done dancing now.
*heads back to room and plays something*
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Bell bottoms, eh? Going retro on us, eh pt_peach?
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BTW. TL has his trademark 'L' hat on backwards as well.
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*wakes up* Uhhh... What'd I miss? What'd I miss?
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Not much. *building next door is on fire*
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Oh yeah. I went retro. I love me bell bottoms and dyshiki. XD *smells smoke* Oh snaps! The building next door is on fire!!! *calls 911* This building is on fire! *The FD comes* Ma'm, you said this building was on fire? OH SNAPS! THE NEXT BUILDING IS ON FIRE!
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OOC: Man, my NCAA bracket is already partly busted!
What in the name of chili happened here while I was gone?
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Me: Uh, Daisy? I think we're the only ones left in formal dress.
Daisy: Ah.
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I think someones elses house is on fire
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No, the whatever next door is on fire. It's not right that I am calm. *thinks* *smirks* *goes crazy* AHHHHH!!! THE HOUSE NEXT DOOR IS ON FIRE! IT'S ON FIRE!
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*goes back to playing Video games*
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*Is still dancing*
Me: I'm getting changed... this is getting tiring.
Daisy: Me too.
*Daisy and I retreat to opposite staircases*
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Other than one of my adopted brothers eating half of a large pizza, not much.
*TM belches*
O.O nice.
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*Singing* Turn out the lights, the party's over!
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Me: *Comes back downstairs with Machester United uniform on*
Daisy: *Also comes downstairs with Man U. clothes on*
Me: Eh? I didn't know you were a Manchester United fan!
Daisy: Well, yeah, I am.
Me: Weird... anyone for a modified FIFA/Strikers crossover?
*Daisy and I select Machester United with Luigi and Daisy*
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I'm more of a Quidditch fan, myself. Jade is a witch, so she goes to a magic school(dur) and they have Quidditch there and she's on a team, so me, Mom and Dad go to her games.
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Anyone wanna play Halo?
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No, I'd probably suck. Then again, I've never played the game before...
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I don't really care for those kinds of shooters.
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*comes downstairs* Hey everybod! Did I miss anything? *see's that the lights are turned off and the music and DJ are gone* Hey, who stopped the par-tay? Fine, but what's to do now? I'm still in my retro clothes and I have nothing to do :(.
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Me: Anyone for a game of soccer? 2 on 2?
*Grabs soccer ball out of mid-air*
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Why did you grab it?You can't touch the ball in soccer! You're out!
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Me: The game hasn't even begun yet, and even if it had, I wouldn't get booted off.
Daisy: Heh.
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Uh, I think its just a "foul" if you touch it with your hands, plus I like the name "football" better than soccer. It seems more reasonable.
I'd rather play Tennis
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Me: Aw, no-one's playing. Ah, wait...
*A Kremling and a Toad appear out of a plot hole*
Daisy: Wahoo!
Me: Alright! Let's go!
*Starts playing soccer*
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*pops in on a Yoshi who eats the ball* Whoops! Won't be getting that back. *hops in a kart with Yoshi and ride away* BTW, this pwns soccer, so let's race! Weeeeeeeeeee!
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Hey, Mr.Melee, how'd that punch feel?
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-_0 Wha? I don't understand. You never punched me. However, in case you want to, I'm not interested. *throws a bob-omb at dude677, whos blows up*
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Psst...
Check the Vending Machine...
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*looks at vending machine* Hey! free pop!
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No, the topic Vending Machine.
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Hey! Here comes a free IBC root beer! *drinks it and leaves just enough to make anyone behind him slip on the road* Eat my foamy contents!
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The Revenge of Luigi has been updated.
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Yay! *rushes to lobby to get a copy* Thanks Jman, I'll return your draft after I'm finished reading the latest chapter! *skips happily away, up to room, and locks it, knowing he will come after her*
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The Mushroom Mage and I drowsily exit the elevator in our PJs and plop on the lobby couch.
Me: *grunt* Who would've thought two 15 year-olds and a dinosaur could snore so loudly? *pulls sleeping Link out of TMM's magic brief cace and cuddles up with the peaceful Hylian)
TMM: *snuggles with Link on the other side* I hope Zelda doesn't take this the wrong way.
Me: I hope we wake up before he does.
TMM: Good night, Koj.
Me: Good night, Mage.
Me and TMM: Good night, Link.
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*comes in the lobby and returns the draft* Hey Ko-WHAT??!?! *wakes up LInk* What are you doing here? You were supposed to be waiting by my room door, waiting to help me with the next chapter of the fanfic!
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I grab Link.
Me: No! He's our bed toy!
TMM: You know how wrong that just sounded?
Me: Not that kind of bed toy! We just needed something to snuggle up with to get to sleep!
Link: Ladies! Please! You're gonna rip my arms off!
I let go of Link and heave an exasperated sigh.
Me: I knew something like this would happen!
TMM: You wanna get Ganondorf out of the brief case?
Me: *cringe* NO!
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*grabs Link's hand* No! Never! He's MINE! *runs off, dragging Link* Now LInk, you are mine, no one elses *puts him in a trance* Link: I am yours, no one elses.
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Me: We need to break the spell, or Zelda will be super (peeved).
TMM: I'm on it! *magically poofs sleeping bag and pillow under arm* Once I'm fully rested. If you need me, I'll be sleeping in the bath tub. *poofs away*
In the TBs, Blushi, Koj, and Mage's room,
TMM poofs into the bathroom only to find TM taking a nightly dump.
TMM: O.O HOLY S***!!! *poofs out of bathroom*
TM: O.O What the h***?!
TL: *yawn* What's the rukus?
TMM: Someting I never want to experience again. If I'm to sleep in there, I need an air freshener.
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We're gonna go to Washington DC this summer. Me, Jade and our parents. ^_^
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*watches Peach and Koj fight over Link*
Man, nothing new happens here. *rides away with Yoshi in the backseat*
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I knock on the bathroom door.
Me: Mage, you up yet?
TMM comes out of the bathroom wearng a black ski mask, black shoes, black gloves, black sweat pants, and black turtleneck. She is carrying her magic brief case in her right hand.
TMM: *whispers* Operation "Retrieve H.O.T." is starting now. *poofs away*
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*Reading the Mushroom Kingdom Gazette*
Oh no! Listen to this! "Mario Mario is dead, Bowser suspected." And there's a 10 page tribute to Mario in the A section! Oh wait, this is yesterday's paper.
*Reads current day paper*
It is as I feared. "Luigi Mario and King Bowser Koopa tore through the streets of the Mushroom Kingdom today in an all out streetfight. Reports suggest it was started by Bowser making offensive remarks about Mario at his funeral."
*Looks outside and sees Bowser's troops searching every building.* Oh boy. The events of my story have come to life! We have been warped into the state of the Kingdom in Revenge of Luigi.
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*Walks out of room sweating, plus green steam flows out the room*
Whew... well there goes my Xbox... Guess I should tune down on Halo...
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TM: My... future self... dead? grrrrrRRRR I'LL KILL THAT REPTILIAN B******!
Me: *hold Teen Mario back* No! It's not worth it!
TL: I'll go!
Me: No! If you get killed, Luigi might disappear out of existance! Mushroom Mage!
TMM: *appears back in green 1up shroom clothes* Yes?
Me: Has the spell been reversed?
TMM: Yes. *pats locked brief case* Mission accomplished.
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Holy crap... *sneaks out the back door very quietly*
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*drags Link into the closet, stuffs a sock in his mouth, and locks the door* There, now I have him all to myself!
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*sneaks quietly into the next town*
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"That's what she thinks," an invisible Mushroom Mage thinks silently.
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Hey, you!
*Points to Bowser soldier*
Don't be peein' on my house, ya hear!
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*sneaks quietly into the next state*
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*picks up GiftedGirl on the way and drives to Italy* Move over, Yoshi, we got three now.
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*Bowser enters hotel.*
Bowser: Bwa ha ha ha! I have at last found the Mario hotel! I am out to destroy all Mario memorabilia, so I guess this place is next on my list!
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Me: This place has gotten really random. :/
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*runs to Italy and drags Link with her* *goes to MM and GG* So hey guys, I'm taking you back to the hotel! *random screaming* *stops in nintendo land* Okay, Link. It was great having you hostage. Bye! (back at the hotel) Don't you guys love me for bringing you back here? I know TMM and Kojinka are going to be mad.
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Snow Day! It's so great living in the Midwest!
Link: Well, Mage, anyone within a 1-mile radius of Decoy Link?
TMM: Area is cleared. Kojinka, would you like the honor?
Me: Sure thing. *Presses button*
elsewhere, in a desert.
DL: Decoy Link will self-destruct in T-minus 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Have a nice day.
Link, TMM, and I (back at the hotel): Thank you.
DL explodes
Back at the hotel,
TMM: Why did we put a self-destruct feature in Decoy Link?
Me: Why it's elementary my dear Mushroom Mage. The self-destruct feature is present in all robotics due to comical cliches.
TMM: Okay, Link. We don't want Peach seeing you, so back in the brief case.
Link: NO! Ganondorf farted in there!
TMM: Here's a gas mask! *puts mask on Link and sends in into the brief case*
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Snow? There's no snow...
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Me: I'm here!!!
Peach: I'm here, too!
Me: But me and you can't be here at the same time!
Peach: But Link is here!
Me: No, he's in Nintendo Land.
Peach: No, he's not because I just came from there!
Me: Omigosh! It was a decoy!
Peach: And he is here.
Me: We gotta find him before Kojinka makes him go back in the nasty, stinky suitcase!
(we both run)
note: nice style, Kojinka. I just copied you XD!
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Me: Mage, we gotta go! I think I heard Peach scream in bloody murder.
TMM: That wasn't Peach. Bowser got hit in the groin.
Me: Whatever! We have to get Link and Ganondorf to the Hotel Smash Arena.
Link: Finally! Ganondorf and I can fight in the famed battle field!
Me: Well, Mage, you know what to do.
TMM poofs her, Link, and Ganondorf to the Hotel Smash Arena
TMM: Okay, Smashers! Welcome to the newest Super Smash Brothers stage! The Hotel Smash Arena!
Link and Ganondorf: Yes!
TMM: You know the rules. Don't do anything you wouldn't do in SSBM.
TMM Poofs to the spectators' section.
Announcer: Ready? GO!
Link and Ganondorf battle SSBM style while a Hotel Delfino and Serina Beach remix plays in background.
Me: I better get back into my room. Peach will probably be so mad that she won't listen to anyone. Not even Link.
note: Link and Ganondorf requested to battle here. TMM was doing them a favor by sneaking them into the hotel.
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Me: *goes to the smash arena* Now Peach! We can go practice out fighting!
Peach: Wait...THERE LINK!
Link: Uh oh.
Me: *grabs Link* Now, can we just have a pleasent conversation? I just wanted to talk to you *cry*
Link: I thought you were going to take me hostage...FOR LIFE!
Me: WHY DO YOU FRIGGIN THINK I DROPPED YOU BACK OFF IN NINTENDO LAND?!??!?!
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Link: Having so many fangirls, I know almost every trick in the book.
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I'm glad I'm not a Link fangirl. *goes back to reading Tokyo MewMEw*
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Me: Ha, this is hilarious.
Daisy: Meh, I don't like Link.
Me: Are you staying here, Daisy?
Daisy: Why not?
Me: Why?
Daisy: Got me there.
*Daisy and I join in on the Link vs Ganondorf match*
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Oh, it's real hard watching pt_peach fail at every turn to attract the hero of Hyrule. Oy, this is great, but I need to go watch some tv on my new Dish system.
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Are you gonna watch South Park?
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I don't watch South Park.
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Oh, it's real hard watching pt_peach fail at every turn to attract the hero of Hyrule. Oy, this is great, but I need to go watch some tv on my new Dish system.
TV? TV? TV!?!
Why, this place IS my TV! It has it all! Love. Violence. Bowser. Kooplings peeing on my bed. It has it ALL!
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*Watches as Link and Gannondorf team up*
Me: Oh, crud. Team up!
*Teams up with Daisy and delivers a Mach Punch to Link*
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*grabs Link and dabs his back eye with water* You alright, dearie?
Link: uhhhhh...
Me: JUST ANSWER THE DARN QUESTION, TOUGH GUY! *punches Link in the arm*
Link: I'm fine!
Me: I was just *smile* toughing you up ;)
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Ice cream, anyone?
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I want ice cream! *sneaks up behind GG* HHAHAH! I WANT ALL OF THE ICE CREAM! *snatches ice cream and hides*
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Oh no, my one time date has gone crazy! Crazy for Link!
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Yes, I have gone crazy. But it will go away. All someone has to do is knock some sense into me.
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I'd do it, but I have a strong moral code against hitting girls.
So I'll just...give you this hot dog!
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Me: Hey, Aquoshi, hit pt_peach, please.
*Aquoshi charges an extremely strong punch*
Me: Uh, not that har-
*pt_peach flies from Aquoshi's punch*
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*yelps* I've been thrown! But I have some sense now. Link, we can just be friends. Thanks Aquoshi! *shakes Aquoshi's fin [or whatever]. Now! What to do?
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Daisy: She is getting really annoying.
Me: Agreed. Aquoshi, can you please..?
Aquoshi: (I'm only following orders...)
*Aquoshi turns pt_peach into an Egg*
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*cracks out of egg* YOu guys are mean! *cries buckets of tears* I should leave here now. *packs bags and leaves the Mario Hotel in a pink limo, gloomily* Thinking: I didn't want to leave so why did I?
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Me: This place has gotten really random. :/
no, THIS is random...(mabye not)
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Man, it's like this place has become SSB all of a sudden.
I would like to announce the end of my stay here as well. I need to get back to running my establishment, the Circle.
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Me: pt_peach, I was only joki-
Daisy: She's already left.
Me: O RLY?
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Poor pt_peach. Everybody's mean to her here...
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aw :\ I should pay her a visit. Would anyone like to join me?
Dude, how long have I been staying here? I'm afraid to look at my bill..
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I can go, I'm pretty freaked about what my bill could be too .....
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*gets in car* Don't forget your seatbelt. ..Uh-oh. I'm outa gas.
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I'll go.
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I use this gas for my lawn mower, but this is an exception.
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I beleive I'll sleep for the night first and come back latah. Adios. o/
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*enters hotel* NO need to go anywhere anyone! I'm back! I know that you guys missed me! Now we can have more parties and random givaways!
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Hello there! I'd like to get a one bed room with room service. I'm quite hungry from my travels and I need a place to rest with plenty of food to chow down.
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*ghost appears out of mowhere* Onoes! Someone call the Ghostbusters!!!
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Me: Who wants to play LASER SKIRMISH?!?
*Gets out laser gun and armor with sensors on it*
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*checks bill*
999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 coins? Must be some kind of glitch.
*card all of a sudden says "you got mail!"*
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Honestly, I don't think even the MK royals have that kind of money.
clerk: And here's your's, ma'am.
Me: *reading bill* Whoa! *places money on desk* This is half of our savings. Tab us for the rest. *rushes TMM and the Teen Bros out*
TM: Can tabs work that way, Kojinka?
Me: I don't know! I hope so.
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Me: Look out, everyone! *me and Yoshi accidentally run over Kojinka, TMM, and the TB* Where's the Mario Hospital?
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TMM uses her small amount of strength to pop a refreshroom into thin-air for her to eat. The rejuvenated Mushroom Mage gives refreshrooms to Kojinka and the TMs. Koj and the TBs regain consciousness.
Me: *groans while rubbing back of neck* What the crap?
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I'm feeling tired. May I stay in a guest room with a bed, fridge, and TV?
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*singing* La la la la la la la laaaaa...
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*becomes a nurse* Tis' a great time to practice my skills as a nurse!
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*Walks into hotel.*
Oh hey pt_peach! *Slips and falls, hitting head on a patch of ice.*
That wasn't good...passes out.
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I'm drunk from the mini-bar. *hiccup* Maybe if I eat a ton of peanuts no one will notice! *chuckles at own brilliance*
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Too late, I ate all the peanuts. :P
btw, a banner that I may put up in my ZP sig:
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That hedgehog's gotta gun. O_o
Either that or I seriously need those peanuts.
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No peanuts for you, sorry. :)
And now, I'm going to drink vodka-free vodka.
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CHICKEN LITTLE!!! (http://entimg.msn.com/i/300/mov/ChickenLittle_300x298.jpg)
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*shrieks* MY GOD! *transforms into a nurse* I'll fix you up, Jman! *fixes him* And you're bedridden, too!
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Heh, that actually happened to me at school one morning. I was racing out to my brother's truck to get some books that I forgot, and I slipped and you know the rest.
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I've did that plenty of times. I was racing my neise to the gamecube and I fell and scraped a patch of skin from my elbow.
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I haven't raced in a long while. Hmmm...
*races Vivian to the lobby and hopelessly loses :-(*
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^_^ ^_^ ^_^ I rule Super Smash Bros Melee. ^_^
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Chapter 5 is done! Whew, is it intense!
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No Mr. Melee rules in SSBM. (hence thy name)
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You all are wrong. My little sister rawks in Super Smash Bros Melee. Get it? Got it? GOOD! Mwahahhah!
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*flings sketchbook at random person*
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I hate little sisters and bigger brothers. Now i'm stuck with both!
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Hey, look.
*Points accross the street*
Luigi Hotel just popped up!
*Runs over*
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sweetness! Luigi hotel!
Wait dude67
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A speech balloon with the "..." as seen in the Mario & Luigi RPGs appears above my head
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Why don't we play a nice, quiet game like "Guess who's sleeping"?
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That's not quiet, cause I'll wake whoevers sleeping up.
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Oh.
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Yeah, she would, too. She woke me up to go dancing that one night that we had the dance here.
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Oh...
RIght...
She...
Anyway, I missed the dance.
I'll just take out the Delorean.
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Today is the day of Bayleef. click here (http://www.dragonflycave.com/zodiactables.htm)
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Tommarow I'm getting everyone together so that we can get this Hotel up and runnin' again. We are going to have a *drumroll* SLEEPOVER!!!
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Coolies!!! ^_^ *gets doggy jammies, handhelds and backpack ready*
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Ahhh!
Sleepovers!
Thats where people peek through the windows at night,
and all you can see is their eyes.
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Okay! Everyone *hops down the stairs in silky pink pajamas* IT'S TIME FOR THE SLEEPOVER!!! And it's in my room. I really don't give a #*%@ (crap...) if you get my room dirty. (and by the way, were supplied with junk food)
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*Ludwig peeks through the window, only his eyes visible. He slowly climbs in and shouts to all:
"I've done it! I've cracked the Da Vinci Code!" *looking around* "Oh...wrong party..." *slowly backs away and climbs back through the window.
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The Da Vinci code? I didn't know Mona Lisa had one. Where is everyone? *gets annoyed*
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pt_peach receives note from Kojinka.
I would love to go to the slumber party, but I'm resting up from a big jazz band gig I had to perform in yesterday.
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I'll stand watch outside so that none of those creepy types can get in.
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Will you watch for sneaky-pants type noises, too? Instead of going to sleep, I'm gonna draw. *does just that*
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Sorry to interrupt the sleepover but I need a room.
You see, I just fell out of a trans-dimentional wormhole and I'm a bit lost.
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Hey, I'm back! Bring on the mini-bar and peanuts! Again!
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*comes back from luigi hotel*
Look what I got at the gift shop!
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How come this hotel doest have a gift shop?
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Do they have Yoshi plushies? I've always wanted a Yoshi plush to cuddle up with at night.
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I'd like a Pichu plushie.
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Anyone want to buy a The Chef plushie? They're only 30 Antarctican cents apiece.
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I want a Peach plushie! And a Link one!!!
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would... I'm not sure about crossovers. Ya think they have a Sonic plush?
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I'm gonna go brush my teeth.
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I want this place reopened! So who else is with me in bumping this topic?
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I got the Muppet Show DVD here. Anyone wanna watch?
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I wanna watch it! In my room?
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I'll be in my room playing New Super Mario Bros.
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Okay, I got it! *turns on DVD player and puts in Muppet Show DVD* ^_^
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i got the popcorn, drinks and candy!
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I guess someone's reopened the hotel. I'm trying to get some podcasts of SBEmails for my new iPod.
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Jman hath returneth! This calls for a celebration.......
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I'll be in my room brainstorming for more chapters of Revenge of Luigi.
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*tv* It's time to play the music! It's time to light the lights! It's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight!
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Hooray! Who thinks I should live in Portland, Oregon when I grow up? I want to live in a city and Portland seems like the perfect one, but what if I am wrong? What do you think?
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*Hums the Muppet Show theme* Huh? Oh, sorry.
I'm going to set off some fireworks outside since it's the 4th of July.
God bless America!
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We got some cool fireworks Sunday. ^_^ Anyways, back to the Muppet Show.
*tv* Tonight, I will eat this rubber tire to the music of The Flight of the Bumblebee!
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I had some rad fireworks! So many alarms and I got paper rained on me.
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My brother and his friends lit off some firecrackers in a pop bottle while they were inside a car. Then, they opened the bottle and smoke blew everywhere. It was like a Cheech and Chong movie.
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Since it's my birthday today, I've decided to host a birthday party for myself right here at the hotel. Anyone else care to take part in it?
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Me! Pick me! Happy Birthday! It's fake; I can't bake a real one. (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.peacheykeene.com%2F300%2520birthday%2520cake.gif&hash=c2c6474e82253e231425e34cc4fd0e59)
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Happy Birthday! Don't choose me to host your party. I might do something to girly..Happy Birthday! (https://themushroomkingdom.net/board/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.betterbatterbakery.com%2Fgrfx%2Fgroom_novelty%2FLSUstadium1.jpg&hash=fc612c2ef70604f422632e171625a4bd)
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Why thank you fuzzy and pt_peach. *eats both cakes*
... 0_o
*spits out pt_peach's cake*
Bleh....XP
Sorry pt_peach, but fuzzy's cake was more flavorful. Thanks again :D
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Happy birthday to you!
You live in a zoo!
You look like a Koopa
And you smell like one, too! XD XD
Just kidding. Well, I take that back, I'm not kidding about the happy birthday. But the rest, I kid.
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The funny thing is, I wish I were a Koopa. Ah well.
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*slowly backs away from The Chef*
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We have another birthday celebration today. *looks at Kojinka hiding under the covers*
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*Goes off to bake the best cake ever*
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The revival of this topic reminds me of my old hotel, the Luigi Hotel. It was even attacked by Bowser... it was... interesting. xP
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I believe Bowser attacked this one too. I wonder what other interesting things will happen....
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*opens a Claires shop in the lobby* WE HAVE A NEW GIFT SHOP FOR...GIRLS ONLY!
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Ooh, let me see! *goes inside* Wheeeeeeeeee! They have Muppet plushies! *gets a Gonzo plushie*
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*Opens a gift shop for Guys Only*
Beat that.
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*opens a gift shop for....hamsters only*
Now what is everybody gonna do?
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*Opens a gift shop for fans of classic rock only.*
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*opes a gift shop for Mario fans*
haha! now all of you can come in!
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Since it's my birthday today, I've decided to host a birthday party for myself right here at the hotel. Anyone else care to take part in it?
Your birthday's a day before mine! Cool!
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*Opens a gift shop for Guys Only*
Beat that.
I can't. But I did do the complete opposite by opening the Claires.
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*opes a gift shop for Mario fans*
haha! now all of you can come in!
Didn't this hotel already have one?
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*destroys Mario gift shop*
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Which one did you destroy?
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*cuddles Gonzo plushie*
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uhhhhh, oopsie.
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At least this hotel doesn't have two rowdy kids raising commotion every day. (Anyone who can guess the TV show reference gets 999 bonus points.)
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The Suite Life of Zack and Cody?
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Yeah, what he said.
*silliness* I am a telephone pole. I am made of solid wood. *woodpecker land on me and pecks my nose* I am too talented for my own good. *whaps woodpecker away* Will you please?!!!
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Can someone throw my birthday party here?
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*throws a party... that lands on pt_peach* Eep! Sorry!
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*sticks finger in cake icing*
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Hey, get outta there! *smacks SushieBoy's hand lightly*
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*goes off to get pt_peach a gift*
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*sticks hand in mouth in pain*
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I think all of my bones are, like, broke.
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quick! somebody get a doctor!
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*walks in the door*
Hello, my name is Dr. Tim A. Shadow. Did someone call for a doctor?
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BELLY FLOP!
*Dives off diving board, and into cake*
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The Suite Life of Zack and Cody?
Yep. It's actually quite funny. Ah, the Tipton Hotel is much like a hotel I stayed in a few years back.
I hope doctor Shadow can fix up pt_peach in time for the big bash.
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I hope. I reeeally hope I am better. I want to open up Claire's after.
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I thought you already had.
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Well... I'm actually on a lunch break. >:(
*summons HP Rain*
*Pt_peach is healed*
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Yaaaaaaaaaay!
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HP? Summons? I feel like I'm in an RPG.
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You are. Mwahahah!!! Now let's battle!!
The Chef
LV:1000
HP:999
MP:998
Jman
LV:10
HP:9
MP:8
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Hey, those stats are waaaay lopsided! You'll kill me in one move!
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*eats cake*
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Eh, this game sucks.
(pulls 'Jman vs The Chef' cart out of DS, then puts in Pokemon LeafGreen and starts playing)
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Yeah, I'm a wimp, I know.
*slinks away shamefully to his room*
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Catch anything yet, US?
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*throws net over Ultima Shadow* I caught an Ultima Shadow! XD
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You caught my Substitute! >:O
Ultima Shadow's Substitute faded!
Ultima Shadow used Shadow Ball!
It's super effective!
GiftedGirl fainted!
Ultima Shadow got 3425 EXP points!
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you know what i would like to be realesed on the DS? Dr. Mario DS! It has been long since they made a game out of the doc, use the stylus to maove the capsules around.With online matches.how does that sound?
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Morning rain is so peaceful. The clouds also darken up the sky before I'm ready to face the daylight.
I love everything about it. Except when the satellite goes out.
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GiftedGirl fainted!
I'm not a Pokemon! I'm a Trainer! Silly!
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It seems to be an alternate universe where the Pokemon catch and train the Trainers. 0_o
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Ultima Shadow threw a Pokeball!
...
...
...
*click*
Congratulations! GiftedGirl was caught!
Do you wish to give a name to GiftedGirl?
Yes
>No
*puts GG in Pokemon Storage System* bwa ha ha
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NOoOO! PoKemOn!!?!?! I hAtE yOu AlL!
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*pulls out link cable* I'll trade a GiftedGirl for a Blaziken! Any takers?
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But isn't Blaziken a Pokemon? Should it be training a Trainer in this crazy, mixed-up universe?
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*turns into Sierra, my Kirlia* Sierra isn't a Trainer, so you can't have her in the box! X)
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Wow...I think I've mentioned this before, but they've started showing classic Pokemon on Boomerang. You know you're getting old when a show you saw in its original run winds up on the classic cartoon channel.
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*turns into Sierra, my Kirlia* Sierra isn't a Trainer, so you can't have her in the box! X)
Well... nya, I have a Gardevoir. =)
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Well... ~*~nya~*~, I have a Sceptile.
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Nya, so do I.
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Oh. Well, ~*~*~nya~*~*~, I have a Deoxys. :P
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*looks at Pokemon thread
GASP! Sharked! tsk tsk tsk. Cheaters never prosper. =(
Besides, I don't even like Deoxys. =d
ATTACHED: Weird Eevee bobblehead Trozei thingy. Took me a short amount of time to make. ph33r it.
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It's not about the Pokemon, it's about the Pokedex! I need to get me one of them sharks so I can get all the tickets.
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Forgot to put the 'jk' comment. I'd never type 'tsk tsk tsk' on a forum, though. I still don't like Deoxys, though.
Well, ~*~*~nya~*~*~, I have a Mewtwo, as well as the three legendary birds.
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Yes, but to make it fair, Deoxys isn't at a high level. Last time I checked, he was still in single digits. And the device used to get him isn't mine. It's my counseler's.
Well, ~*~*~*~*~nya~*~*~*~*~, I have..................... Pokemon Puzzle League! :P
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Well, nya, I have Tetris Attack! AND, Paneru De pon!
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Good for you, I'll give you a peanut. ^_^
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I have finally written chapter 8 of Revenge of Luigi, and it is now posted for your reading enjoyment.
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I just though I'd drop by the hotel to say hello. What's been going on around here?
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I just spent an amount of time going through my old topic "The Circle." *sigh* Good times, good times. I wonder at times if I should revive it for one last run, as I have tended to do whenever a lot of new members have joined.
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Remember, a bump for a good purpose is...not really a bump at all, unless the mods and admins hate you.
/me steps on a legless reptile and turns into Latios
Well that's interesting...I'm blue! *some random trainer throws every type of Pokeball including a Master Balls; the Pokeballs hit me in the head, but I am not captured* Wahahahaha! None can capture me! *I fly to Tim Horton's for two chocolate glazed doughnuts and a large Cafe Mocha*
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I need to find a place to hide this Blue Tomato. It can mess around with the fabric of reality. Wouln't want it to fall into the wrong hands.
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I'll hide it for you! I've got plenty of places to hide things. But after a while, I forget they're there...
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I'm not sure if I should take that risk. I'll need to use the Tomato sometime in the future.
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I know somewhere I can hide it where I won't forget where it is! I can hide it in Zoot's sax! :D
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INTRODUCING, the brand new, Sushieboy Brand products!!! Kevin Ko. will make all the products of daily life, but they are now Sushietized!! From Sushie Shampoo to Sushie Noodle Soup, SB Bars (from the candy bar thread) SushieBoy Flakes, Drain Cleaner, Bubble Gum, Plushies, School Supplies, Sushie Pop, Trading Cards, Video Games, Halloween Costumes *Explodes* Errm, sorry, It's just going to be for REAL!
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I'm going up to my room, okay? Okay. *goes up to her room...*
ACK!!! MY DS IS GONE!!!
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*Runs out the door, with a small rectagular thing in hand*
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*Uses SPATULA to teleport to SushieBoy and capture him.*
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Ya' think I'm so easy to catch? *quickly is released out of TC's grasp, and punches TC in the stomach, sending him flying 700 feet away, SB then takes out a shiny remote, and pushes a button, suddenly, the SushieMobile appears, he hops on and drives off, with GG's DS in hand*
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AFTER HIM!!! *morphs into Sonic the Hedgehog and gives chase*
Oh, wait, the DS SushieBoy stole was silver. Mine is blue. *looks in pocket* Nope. *looks under Animal's drum set* Nope. *looks in Miss Piggy's undies drawer* *gets karate chopped by Miss Piggy* Ow... *looks under the bed* Nope. *looks in shoes* Nope. *looks under Floyd and Janice's guitars* Oh look, a love letter! XD *looks in Mikey's Pokeball* Mikey, have you seen my DS?
Mikey: Wartortle! *shakes head*
I though not. *looks in Tigger's sock drawer* Looks like he recently rearranged it. *looks behind the TV* That's funny, I always carry it with me... *looks in the couch cushions* Nope. *looks in the hard drive and the soft drive* That's the funniest thing I ever... *looks in Zoot's sax* AhhaHAhaha! Here it is! :D *pulls out the DS/GameBoy bag* Yayness!
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Uh-oh. Are you sure that blue DS is yours? *sweats*
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*turns it on* The name says Jess and the menu is colored pink... Of course it's mine. Why, did you think my DS was the Blue Tomato? Because you put that in Zoot's other sax. Wait... *checks Zoot's other sax* Yep. That's where you put it.
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Well, you see, the Blue Tomato has the power to bend reality. Meaning that it can also change form. Actually, it can cause and infinite number of crzy improbable things to happen, depending on the situation.
*turns on the TV to find on the news that SushieBoy was arrested for stealing a DS*
See what I mean? It's the energy given off by the Blue Tomato that causes this. Maybe it was what caused you to find your DS.
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Cool, bended reality. :D I have something similar to that, it's called the Red Potato, but instead of bending reality, it can time travel.
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As cool as time-travel is, doubt that potato is anywhere near as powerful as TheBlue Tomato. King Seezer once ate a piece of it and obtained Ultimate Power. No offence to the potato.
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While in jail: *SushieBoy plays on DS, but battery runs empty* Crud. *lies there*
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I knew that would happen. The thief got what he deserved, thanks to the improbable powers of The Blue Tomato.
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"So you think you're done with me????" SushieBoy says to himself. "Well, not really!!! like a burrito I will be back!!" Sushieboy continued "and when I do, I'll be out with all my buddies!!! You'll never stop me then!!!!!!" *laughs evily until asleep*
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It appears that the Tomato put SushieBoy to sleep.
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Yay tomato! *does a yay tomato dance*
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You call that a "toamto dance"? Head for Tomatoland. Tom Mato will show the real Tomato Dance.
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Meh, I think I've ultimately ruined my chatroom reputation.
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I'm going back to my room. AND THERE BETTER NOT BE ANYTHING MISSING THIS TIME.
Ooh, there's a present on my bed! *unwraps present* LOL! Gonzo and Beaker plushies! *hugs them both*
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I wish to challenge someone to a game of ping-pong on a tennis court. Anyone want to play?
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I'd rather play Tennis on a Ping Pong table.
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Oh! Can it be 2 vs. 2? If that's the case, then I'll join your game!
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Wait... didn't I already buy a Gonzo plushie? *checks back* Yes, I did. ... Oh well. *gets one of the Gonzo plushies out of closet* Free Gonzo plushie! *cuddles Beaker plushie and the other Gonzo plushie*
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Late night check in. *slips a sum of money to the sleeping clerk.*
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Hi! I want to check in...again after a few months! Are any rooms vacant? My bags are by the door.
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k, who else is playing?
*hita ping-pong ball up and down with ping-pong paddle thoughtfully
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I'm not atheletic, so not me.
Oh there's 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18 wheels on a big rig! XD
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I wish I had a hammer....
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BLUE TOMATO, RED POTATO.
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*suddenly burst out of the air in a huge explosion*
Oh My GOD you would not believe what just happened to me! I went into the future and discovered a lot of things! 1st of all, I now no longer like Halo, 2nd GiftedGirl has 2 billion Muppet plushies and 3rd... Wait nevermind I guess thats it. Say what is that red potato?
I think I just totally destroyed all the gift shops. >.<
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Happy V-Day to the people at the hotel! Paper Valentines for ALLL of you!
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=D
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It's the hotel! Um, we're gonna have to redecorate.
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Sorry The Chef, you still have to finish the Mario Bar, so get to work. *dusts off the spiderwebs*
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XD
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And if Jman comes, tell him to clean up the circle, the toilets are all clogged, the stench gets all the way to the hopeful thread!
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So have to redecorate huh? Well I guess we could re-do the lobby. Not to mention the pool hasn't been touched in days, and my luggage is still in the lobby? Well... I guess I'll just take it up myself.
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Days? More like MONTHS!
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Yeah... about that...
We should hold another party here... or something =/
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Yay! I think I threw a ball once. It was fun ^_^
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Say... Where IS everybody???
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I dunno...but I'm going to clean up! *starts cleaning up the main lobby* This place I'll be clean by the time everyone gets here! *does more random cleaning*
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*wakes up*
Oh..geez! Oh no! I've been sleeping since August! I look like crap!!!!
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Actually you said you were going to hibernate or something, you're a bit early!
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This building needs a new coat of paint.
*dumps a king-sized can of "fancy hotel"-colored paint on the hotel*
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If you're the Chef...our guest need food!
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Oy, haven't pulled a job like this for about 400 years...
*taps into the energy of the SPATULA to create a deluxe reopening feast for the hotel guests*
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I'll be the hostess! *dolls herself up* Yay! Now that the interior's fixed-*chandelier drops behind her* uh-oh.
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Are we painting? I can help! *gets extendable paint roller* What color paints we using? :D
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The hotel's already painted, GG. In fact, the whole thing's been redecorated already. We're currently about hold our re-opening banquet.
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All right! Just direct me to the gourmet chicken wings and chili dogs!
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The hotel's already painted, GG. In fact, the whole thing's been redecorated already. We're currently about hold our re-opening banquet.
Whoops. ^^; I'm a d00fus. ... Wait, did you say banquet? AWESOME! I call dibs on the shrimp!
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Dibs on the puppet meat! Dibs on the Sushi! dibs on the ravioli!
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*snarfing shrimpies* Narf, narf, narf, narf... *opens mouth, revealing chewed-up shrimpies*
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*Runs off, screaming*
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*mouth full* Wha, grossed out? XD
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I'm running all the way to Cuba!! I'll be sure to bring back some souvenirs!
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Bye! Have fun in Cuba! I'll try to miss you!
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You don't call dibs on food guys...I CALL DIBS ON THE SHRIMP SALAD SOAKED IN BALSAMIC VINAIGRETTE DRESSING!
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Have the guests even arrived yet? How many did you invite, Pt?
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I invited...everyone on the Fungi Forums. BTW, did someone fix that chandelier? We wouldn't want it falling on a certain *someone*, now would we.
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Oh alright.
*snaps fingers and a new secure chandelier materializes on the ceiling*
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*runs back in, hands full of bags* I'm back! Miss me? I have arrived with tons of soveniers and food! *chucks coffee mugs onto peoples heads, KO'ing them*
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SB, do you mind? We're in the middle of a fancy banquet in honor of the hotel's grand reopening. Here, let me give you a hand...
*flicks wrist and suddenly FishFor Brains SushieBoy is cleaned up and wearing a tuxedo*
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*walks in*
Hey!... Food... Chairs... A new coat of PINK PAINT?!? You guys were holding a banquet and I wasn't invited?!?
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Uh, I distinctly remember Pt saying that she invited everyone in the Fungi Forums, so you were invited.
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The Chef! Get that greasy apron off! *snaps fingers, and TC is tranformed into a slime monster* Oops..
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*Changes back*
Since when do you have powers like mine?
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I only have them on Tuesdays. Can we eat now? *Snaps fingers, nothing happens*
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The banquets already started. All we have to do is wait for all the other guests to arrive and then Pt can make her grand re-opening speech.
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Well, I'm here... So what, do we all have to say grace or something?
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I don't think that many others are coming...so I'm going to make a speech:
Dear Fungi Forumers:
We are gathered here today to celebrate the Grand Re-Opening of the Mario hotel. I am your hostess, Layla (aka Pt, Pt_Peach, PtPech), and I just thought it'd be formal to use Layla instead of Pt_Peach tonight. I also thought that it would be nice to end the speech right here so that we can say grace, or whatever you do before eating in your religion, if anything at all, CAUSE I'M STARVED!
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Amen. *digs in*
Pass the butter =P
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Looks like my work here is done. *heads back to the 7th dimension*
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*passes the butter*
WAIT!
Butter is fat...
and fat is good!
Out with margarine and in with butter!!!
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*Chomps on the mashed potatoes*
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*eats shrimp pizza* :D This is the best shrimp pizza I've ever had! Better than Puccini's, even! ^_^
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*stops eating* Anyone wanna trade seats?
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*fiannly takes butter and wipes it on his toast with a butter knife*
Nah... My seat is fine. *scoots his chair a little closer to GiftedGirl's*
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Do I smell love in the air? *sniffs the air* MY FUTURE HUSBAND IS OVER THERE! GOTTA RUN! *runs out of hotel lobby*
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*enters*Hey!*looks around*Ummmm.........where's the yoshi room???
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Never heard of it! Hey, you new guy, want to join us in this feast before it's gone?
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You guys think that Pt_Peach is ever going to come back?
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*hours later, we all gaze at the loads and loads of empty plates* I'm not sure about you guys *burps* but I'm still a bit...... Peckish, what's for dessert?
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I don't know... The Chef left so I guess we won't get any... =(
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*warps*
HA! Thought I'd leave out the final course, did ya?
*desserts of many kinds appear on the tables, which now have coffee holders and sugar bowls*
*enters*Hey!*looks around*Ummmm.........where's the yoshi room???
Who said we needed one?
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OMG! LOOSE JELL-O!!!
*attacks*
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Where's the pie!? *eats some fudge*
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Sorry,FCAT.>_<
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Outstanding! *eats some sundae*
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Here, Tranquil!Here,Blaze!*two yoshies come in, one 1ft. high, holding flowers.The other jet black with a flame design.*Oh, and here is my suitcase.*Drags out a normal suitcase.*
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Cool! Pet Yoshi! *goes to pet blaze, but is bombarded by eggs, SushieBoy crashes into the wall, and flies 300 miles* He caused 30 damage to SushieBoy!
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Me:Blaze's eggs are fire eggs and Tranquil's eggs are heal eggs.*sees Aquoshi*Hey,Blaze.Go talk to that yoshi.*points to Aquoshi*
Blaze:Yoyoyoshi!!!!!
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Meh. Elemental attributes are so cliche....
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I'm back! I just had a wonderful time...
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Hey,Pt_Peach
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lol, I made a character named Aquoshi back in the Mario debating thread that Khold made. Anyone remember that thread?
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...Yes, I remember the name Aquoshi somewhere. Maybe in that thread. So maybe I remember.
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Helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.Pt_Peach, I said hey!-_-
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This is a message board, not a chatroom.
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Well, now that the banquet is said and done, (I think) I guess we should do something else... ooh! I know! POOL PARTY!!!
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*walks back* No, We're not doing that now, we have to wait at least an hour!
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It's too cold. Let's play a round of Super Smash Bros. ON on my new Nintendo ON!
www.nintendoon.com
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Isn't that thing a fake???
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Not anymore! :D
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Don't mind me, I just did something very stupid and now have to flush pencil shavings out of my eye.
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TC, You can't play something that's not real! Even I know that!
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I MADE it real! >:O
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Let me see it then! *follows The Chef to his room*
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Here it is!
*motions to the Nintendo ON sitting on the floor, then picks up "The Eyes" and puts them on SushieBoy*
Here, I'll let you play Super Mario Universe.
*turns on the system*
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What the sushi is Super Mario Universe? Does it bite?
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You'll find out right...about...now.
*The game boots up completely*
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I can't swim.
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I have taught swim lessons for a very long time.
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*morphs into a Wartortle*
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Why did you morph into a Wortortle? Better yet, how did you morph into a Wortortle?
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Allow me to add to the fire: Why did you type that?
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To find out why GG posted what she posted.
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Well, that sword was pointed at GG, not you.
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Wait....what?
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/me sighs
When I said "you," I was talking to the gull.
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Right umm... Ok. We'll go with that.
Since when did TC have the powers to make stuff real?
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I'm from the 7th dimension, remember?
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oh-yeah!
*goes to play Nintendo On*
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Yeahhhh, and I'm Matt Groening...
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Then I'd like to know if Futurama will be back on the air after the Simpsons movie comes out.
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I think Mom's Xmen DVDs effected my brains. Or maybe I've been eating too many sprinkles.
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Okay, why is this thread always being revived?
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The hotel just won't go out of business.
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Can I tear it down now?
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But we're still in it! Why do you want to tear it down anyway?
Better yet, someone needs to revive the Mario Bar...
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You did! Twice! And you didn't even finish cleaning it!
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I'm The Chef, not The Janitor.
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I'm the janitor...oh crap! What did I just dupe myself into?
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V My new siggy says it all. V
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What the heck is Good Burger?
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I remember someone bearing a striking resemblance to myself saying that it was the only good Nickelodeon-produced theatrical film that starred Kenan and Kel.
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*suddenly, grapes rain down from the 'bove* Okay... that's just weird...
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Whats wrong with grapes raining? *Eats*
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It's just weird, is all. Unsettling.
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Someone better remove those grapes from the roof before it caves in.
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*goes outside*
Looks like Bowser sent a Grape Cloud to rain grapes on us...
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Why does Bowser want to ruin this hotel so badly?!!
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He's planning to replace it with his own Bowser Hotel, which I hear has a gift shop that sells only defective merchandise, and bathrooms with toilets that don't work properly.
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No...NO...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
The bowling alley in my town was ruined by a huge snowstorm that made the roof collapse.
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Wow...that's deep.
I've never been bowling in an actual bowling alley.
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I bowled a strike once. :D
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I've never been bowling in an actual bowling alley.
I love bowling, its very fun, so I suggest visiting one. I'm not trying to brag but, I get alto of spares and strikes. Bowling is probably my favorite sport beside basket ball, and foot ball. Bowling is probably the only sport I can beat every one else at by myself.
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Bowling is probably one of the only sports I actually like. In fact, this hotel needs a bowling alley.
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Umm... what happened here? All the forum sections' names have changed. Is this an April Fool's joke?
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LOLZZ!1 Forum Ghetto and Slums! XD
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Super Paper Mario trailer! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heywood_Banks)
Happy April Fools, fools. XD
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This (http://media.wii.ign.com/media/853/853822/vids_1.html) page has the true Super Paper Mario story trailer on it. :D No lie.
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I love bowling, its very fun, so I suggest visiting one. I'm not trying to brag but, I get alto of spares and strikes. Bowling is probably my favorite sport beside basket ball, and foot ball. Bowling is probably the only sport I can beat every one else at by myself.
What's your best game? Mine's a 184.
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Intercom: ATTENTION ATTENTION ALL GUESTS!!!! At the request of several guests, it is come to my attention that we need a bowling alley. I am pleased to annouce that the bowling alley is now complete and is located on the lower level of the hotel next to the Plumber's Pad Bar. I hope that I, your manager can continue to please future guests.
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Wow...I'm sick today. I didn't go to school. You might wanna give me service in my room to avoid contaminating the guest, *tsk* *tsk*
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*walks in* Uh, hi... Can I rent a room? (gives a crapload of coins) And can I have a deluxe one?
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Intercom: ATTENTION ATTENTION ALL GUESTS!!!! At the request of several guests, it is come to my attention that we need a bowling alley. I am pleased to annouce that the bowling alley is now complete and is located on the lower level of the hotel next to the Plumber's Pad Bar. I hope that I, your manager can continue to please future guests.
Coolies! *rushes towards bowling alley*
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You know something, this topic shoulda' been called "Hotel Mario" (Ya' know, the CD-i game.)
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Huh... I just thought of that. >.<!
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I know this is gonna sound stupid, but... what's a CD-i? ^^;
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It's a weapon of mass destruction.
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Mass destruction? Nah... more like... TOTAL ARMEGEDON!!!
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Cd-i is an interactive CD based console made by Philips, they somehow got rights to Link, Zelda, and Ganon, Philips made three games about Link. Which are Link: Faces of Evil, Wand Of Gamelon, and Zelda's Adventure, which sucked! People make fun of these with the "youtube Poop" videos (which in my opinion, are hilarious) And another game was Hotel Mario.
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I see. I've never played any of em'. But they sound scary. Very scary.
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They aren't scary, but cheesy. Here's some videos:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bNpLXo55yfw
http://youtube.com/watch?v=imlyVV0yYKo&mode=related&search=
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Yeah, it looks cheesy.
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I have decided something. When I have my own house, the bathroom is gonna be duck-themed. Yeah. Duck soap dispenser, duck toothbrush holder, duck toilet lid cover, duck wallpaper, duck tile... the works. Heck, I may even have a pet duck that swims around in the bathtub.
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What's sad is that I have a CD-i.
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...... And you suddenly love ducks, why GG?
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Jess suddenly loves a lot of things, SB.
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Yeah, I love a lot of things.
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Remember your Muppet obsession?
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Yep.
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So, do we still role play here? I booked out of the thread a long time ago, and I just checked back in recently.
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Since the Mario Bar is gone, I'll post some of my latest thoughts here.
I forgot to mention that last Friday was my "girlfriend"'s birthday, and three days beforehand she asked me for only one gift: To tell what I honestly think of her as a whole. Keep in mind, she was completely choking up while trying to ask me this, and likewise, I found it kind of hard to tell her without my legs melting. Fortunately for both of us, my teacher came by and broke the awkwardness.
So around Thursday, I spent a good chunk of my time making her this comic, which was meant to contain everything I had trouble telling her that Wednesday. I think it went pretty well.
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Can I...see the comic? Or is it to personal?
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I don't have it anymore. She does and... and yeah, it is kinda personal. X)
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Why do you put so much emphasis on the "Girlfriend"? Is she really your girlfriend, or is that just what you think?
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I'm going bowling. *heads over to the bowling alley* Anyone wanna bowl with me?
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Why do you put so much emphasis on the "Girlfriend"? Is she really your girlfriend, or is that just what you think?
We technically aren't "going out" by any means, but everyone thinks we're a couple and we've conversed on a level that's deeper than anyone one else we've spoken to before.
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Sounds like me and my "Boyfriend" :D
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Heh. We were gonna make plans for us and our mothers to go to Manhattan this weekend. I'm happy. :D
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Awww, sounds like me and my "boyfriend", too. But he's in Georgia right now x_x.
Awwwww, that's so sweet! Manhattan...hey! I want to go to Manhattan!
WOW! It's burning up in here! 11:40 at night and it's 70 degrees!
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Wow, this topic has really gone to the dumps huh?
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Yeah, I've been in the same room for months. I'm going to join GG in bowling.
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Me Too! *grabs Wii-Mote* "Heh Heh... My secret weapon..."
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Eh, today I spend a good chunk of me time on the phone with my girlfriend. We had another deep conversation. Probably deeper than any we've had before. I am now further convinced that she's "the right one".
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I wish I had that kind of luck. But, then again, I'm probably not going to be ready for that kind of thing until I'm out of college.
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It's alright Jman. Just wait. That's all I had to do. Until then, I thought I had the worst luck.
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Yeah, that's absolutely right. No one should be in a hurry for these things.
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Help me! I've been captured... by Count Bleck! D:
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Why? Who's he planning to marry you off to?
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I dunno. I just hope it's not-- *sees The Annoyance* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *faint*
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Speaking of marriage, my girlfriend's been having recurring dreams about us getting married. She tends to think too far ahead. X)
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I've already set out on a crazy Super Paper Mario themed adventure to rescue GG from certain doom! Eh... where do I go first...
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You might want to talk to Merlon about them Pure Hearts.
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Yeah.
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Forget the Pure Hearts, I'm getting the Pure Toasts! And... er... then I'll have to sculpt the Heart Pillers to have a toast shaped hole... and... mumble... grumble...
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ALRIGHT PEOPLE!
/me rampages in
I want a Princess Suite in this raggedy old hotel right now! Or the CHEF will suffer! As well as every other employee! Yes! *taps the busboy on the head* Get a move on! Move my luggage upstairs! And screw the Princess suite: I want your most biggest and the most grand suite in this sorry-excuse for a hotel!
/me snickers
Sorry guys, I had the sudden urge to play out that scene. Anyone willing to play along?
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"Uh... can you stop patting my head?" Mumbled Masher101 as he grabbed Pt_Peach's arm. "You're giving me a bruse..." He mumbled as Pt_Peach glared at him. "I can do whatever I want, thank you very much. I'm a princess!" *SLAP* "OW!! I dont think I deserved that!" Masher101 said, rubbing his sore cheek.
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*uses an Escape Rope to climb out the window*
Whew, glad I'm outta there.
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*Masher101 is holding the Escape Rope*
Masher101: Haha, sucker... *releases rope*
The Chef: Noooo!!! *falls three inches to the ground, and breaks his funny bone thirty thousand times*
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Whenever I see this thread's title, my mind calls it Hotel Mario, like that CD-i game, instead of Mario Hotel.
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*falls three inches to the ground, and breaks his funny bone thirty thousand times*
:(
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Exactly. The Chef has a very sensitive funny bone.
Four minutes later, The Chef's funny bone is repaired. All thirty thousand times.
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WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... guys...AHAHAHAHAHAH.. I AHAHA.... can't ....stop..... HAHAHAHAHAHA...laughing..HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA..... it...HAHAHA... must be.....HAHAHAHA..... my....funny....HAHAHAHA..... bone... HAHAHAHAHAH.......
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Um... okay...
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Oops... The Chef's funny bone was fixed by none other than...
Docter Nick!
Hi Docter Nick!
Hi Everybody!
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WHAT?!! XD
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Ever seen The Simpsons?
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WHAT?!! XD
Do you live in a cave? Sheesh, GG, sometimes I think you don't know anything about popular culture. Dr. Nick Riviera is this fake doctor who once gave Homer an open heart surgery to prevent all of his heart attacks when the family couln't afford an official surgeon. He also hosts his own show called "I can't believe they invented it!" Who shows all of this inventions that he aparently made himself. Is there anything else that you don't know about??
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I don't watch The Simpsons, okay? I'm not very fond of that show.
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Ahh... that's why. But it's a great show, if you could somehow start to like it, that would be nice. ^.^
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I don't watch The Simpsons, okay? I'm not very fond of that show.
You don't seem to be fond of much of anything that most people around here like. :P
I still can't help but question your tastes due to your appreciation of the slime that is the Viva Pinata animated series. >_>
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You don't seem to be fond of much of anything that most people around here like. :P
I lol'd at that. Seriously though. How will The Chef ever laugh again...
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Let's make him play Mario-n-Luigi: Superstar Saga. ;)
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Hah... good times... good times... too bad my DS & GBA:SP broke. Now I'm DOOMED to never laugh again!! :O!
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Nooooooooooooooooooo! T_T *rushes out to blow money to help Masher laugh again*
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Uuuuuhhhhhhh..........W-what h-happend.....*looks around*AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!Blaze!Tranquil!Where are yooooooooouuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*PL falls through the hotel ceiling*
"Dang, I've been up there forever! Could I get a room?"
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OH GOD A PATRON HAS FALLEN THROUGH THE CEILING!
NO ONE gets rooms until *someone* comes in here and fixes that darned ceiling!
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Anyone see my yoshies???
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*Ahem! I would like 1 regular sized room for one person. I expect excellent service, and I expect you to do things that I'm too lazy to do myself. For your services, I will pay you $500. No need for a clock, I brang my "ToadTymTelling Device." I also brang my Luigi doll, my Yoshigotchi, and my Toadsworth cell phone. Drat! I forgot my Mario alarm clock!*
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Anybody see 'em?Somebody?Anybody...?*sniff, sniff**starts putting up posters**sniff*
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How long have we been standing idly, guys?
Teen Mario: Uhhhhh....*one month later* ...........I dunno.
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I'd say this place needs to be refurbished. Badly.
*sends in a redecorating squad*
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*supervises the redecorating squad*
Alright! I doesn't matter how much it costs, just fix the ceiling first! And take away this hideous carpet! It's friggin soiled! And...you! Koji! Check in these people to our special lawn! They can camp there until we're done!
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Blaze! Tran-q!
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Right!
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I'll give $400 to help redo this place.
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I'd say this place needs to be refurbished. Badly.
*sends in a redecorating squad*
Well that's about the 15th time that has happened :P
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*Teen Mario hammers on a sign that says 'condemned', while Teen Luigi holds the sign in place*
Teen Mario: Dat oughta do it.
me: Take that down, boys!
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Well that's about the 15th time that has happened :P
That's what happens when you let a hotel sit for months without any supervision.
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Anybody see 'em?Somebody?Anybody...?*sniff, sniff**starts putting up posters**sniff*
W-w-w-where a-a-are y-y-y-yooouuu?
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*Coughs* This dust is killing me! I should have exited my room when they told me too. But alas, my iPod was blasting Mario music, so I couldn't hear. *cough*
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Ummm...the construction's almost done. Tell all those happy campers on the lawn to start working on it...THEY SCREWED IT UP!
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The workers are done! Now they just have to recieve their paychecks.
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Where are you........
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*anime sweat drop*
Uh...who's paying?
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*grabs a guy in a gold suit* How about this millionaire I just found on the street?
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*pats Jman on the back* That's good enough!
*takes the rich guys collar*
Come on...we're takin you for everything you're worth!
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Blaze!! Tranquil!! Please come back!! *sobs hysterically**looks up**gasps*Blaze!! Tranquil!! I found you! I FOUND YOU!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Hey, I just got here and umm....Why is everybody out on the lawn? Is that where I have to stay?
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Lessee here...A human room is 100 coins, plus 50 coins per Yoshi in the room so...
100 + 50 = 150 + 50 = 200. O.K. *sets a bag with 200 coins on the counter* One 1 human 2 yoshi room, please. *gets key* I'll wait 'till repairs are done so I'll reserve it!^_^
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I hope Bowser made lots of spaghetti!
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I hope Bowser made lots of spaghetti!
???
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Melee, look! *picks up paper* It's from Mama Luigi!
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Only Link can strive for tongues!
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Where's room service when you need them?!
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There is no room service; your dinner is enough.
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What?!
/me checks out
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You know what they say: all toastahs toast YOUR FACE.
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The poop is taking over! *runs out the door*
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OK, I've decided to give this toastah another try./me is run over by Gifted Girl in her manic sprint for the door.
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Sorry about that! ^^;
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Remember, only toasters toast that hedgehog.
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Gimme that toaster./me makes toast
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Here's some butter, Rao.
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We gotta find the TREE!
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You mean that magical money-growing tree in the courtyard?
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Me:He left his toast...Blaze!
Blaze:Yoshi?
Me:Put his toast in the fridge.
Blaze:Yo yo yoshi!
*Puts toast in fridge.*
Me:Good boy!
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You guys want to hear my pointless story? No, you really don't.
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*Goes to room**Hooks up game systems*Lesse here... Digimon World 4, Pokemon XD:Gale of Darkness, Paper Mario:The Thousand-Year Door, The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, Sonic Mega Collection, Spyro: A Hero's Tail, SSBM, Sonic Heroes, Shadow the Hedgehog, Mega Man: Anniversary Collection.For Gamecube.For DS:Digimon World Dusk.
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Do you have a so-deluxe-that-evreybody-faints room?
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Shadow the Hedgehog must DIE! Scratch, Grounder, help Dr. Robotnik and me destroy AIDS!
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OK i only wanted a 1 human 0 yoshi room.Do i have 100 coins,(checks money)only 99 coins? Im checking back tommorow.(at least when i get 1 more coin)
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*wakes up* Uuuung.... My head hurts... I feel funny... *looks at self* Hm? What the...... I'M A PIKACHU!?!? AAAAHHHHH!!! *faints*
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Me: Hello I would like a deluxe room please.
Hotel counter guy: Ok that will be 10,000 coins please.
Me: WHAT?!?! THAT'S OUTRAGES!!
Hotel counter guy: Well it's either you pay or get lost!
Me: Fine! Ill pay your stupid high cheapskate price.
Hotel counter guy: Ok here's your room key!
Later that night...
Me: Man am I sleepy! *yawns then falls asleep*
In my dream...
Me: who's thier?! *I see someone in red and another person in green*
Luigi: I hope she ment lot'sa spagiti!
Mario: Luigi look! *guy in red point's at me*
Luigi: We gota save the princess!
*Luigi point's at me*
Luigi: And you gota help us!
Me: What?! No I dont wana help!
Luigi: And you gota help us!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOO I dont wana!
*Luigi get's mad*
Luigi: AND YOU GOTA HELP US!!!!!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
*Luigi throws fire ball at me*
Mario: when thier's smoke....
Luigi: Thier's fire!
*Wakes up*
Me: AAAHHHHH!!! What a horrible dream! It was like I was in some kind of horrible game!
Me: Good thing it was only a dream!
*Yawns then falls back asleep again*
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*Bursts out the door and yells loudly,*
"WHATS THAT NOISE?!?!? CAN'T YOU GUYS SEE I'M TRYING TEH SLEEP?!?!"
*Slams the door*
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For the last time, Luigi. She did NOT make lotsa' spaghetti! And there is not fire wherever there is smoke! When's the last time you smoked a cigarette?
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*sleeps**sleeps**sleeps**sleeps**wakes up and plays Digimon World: Dusk some**sleeps**uses Spark in sleep* !! Wha? Huh?... Meh.*sleeps through alarm clock for school*
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*Wakes up and opens up DS and starts playing Pokemon Diamond...*
"Hmm... lets see..."
CONTINUE:
PLAYER: Kamiaka
TIME: 227 hours and 47 minutes
POKeDEX: 300
"Wonder If I get an acheivement for playing for 300 hours..."
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Who's the manager of this hotel? These pillows are exactly .0000001 of a millimeter to small! And this complementary Koopa Juice is AWFUL! No wonder Bowser's frowning on the juice box!
I applaud the fried Goomba, and I do admit; it's rather cool to have a room next to Luigi.
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Hey I have a room next to Luigi to! Mines room 1336! His must be 1337! And your's must be 1338!
Me: I think ill go see what Luigi is doing!
*I walk in Luigi's room*
*Luigi is watching something*
TV: MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI MAMA LUIGI!!!
*Luigi seems to be hypnotized*
*I walk out slowly*
Me: WOW THAT WAS SCARY!
Me: Now let's see what Corleone is doing!
*Walks to Corleone's room*
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Now young Skywalker, YOU MUST DIE!
I'll take the triforce of Deathstar to eliminate Earth!
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*Walks to Corleone's room*
Shotgunners! Cover the front door! The minute it opens, blast their head to bits!
*Goomba maid walks in shortly before her head blows to bits
Oh-oh.
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Intercom: Attention all guests of the Mario Hotel!!!The work is finally done and the new 150 water slide is now open! Also we have officially opened the new indoor pool juice bar, but remember to wait 30 minutes before you swim. Have a great day and as always thank you for staying at the Mario Hotel!!!!!
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OMG!@ I'm so exited I'm going swimming right now!
/me jumps in the water
ACK! CHOLRINE! CHOLRINE!
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Cannonball!
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I would like a hotel room please, one with all main Nintendo consoles with the Mario games, as well as a few other games and 10000 points for the Wii. And i want a room with an in-house Toad, Thanks.