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It's something I used to hear in reviews: "Super Exploding Barrel Brothers 4 is such an emotional rollercoaster, I almost cried 5 times. Those poor barrels..." Et cetera, et cetera. Seriously, has anyone cried because of a video game? I haven't--but it's not from lack of trying! I used to think that having uncontrollable emotions made you a more complex being, and that by not crying at the end of, say, Zelda 64 there was something wrong with me. I tried so hard to cry! I really did try to get swept up in the emotion, but alas: I am far too manly and awesome to allow water to come from anywhere but the manliest and awesomest of places, and on that low note I leave you with the poll. Please vote with confidence; your vote is protected with the strictest of anonymity the Mushroom Kingdom has to offer. That probably doesn't count for much, given that the Toads can't seem to protect the royal subjects, much less a teenie, tiny, vote travelling across the internet for all to see...
P.S. Other valid answers include: crying because Mom wouldn't buy you a video game; crying because your favorite video game was stolen; and crying because an X-Box fell on your foot. Please vote accordingly!