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« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2007, 04:35:00 PM »
Amazing. Round 2 begins.

Alive:

Wario
Koops
Mario
Bowser
Toad
Vivian
Birdo
Daisy
Peach
Bow
Luigi
DK
Goombella
Mz. Mouz

Dead Pit:

Boo

Safe House:

Paratroopa



 Boo: Boo was caught cheating on Bow. He got so embarrased that he disapperead from reality.

« Reply #31 on: October 14, 2007, 08:12:03 AM »
Luigi: Commited suicide because he's overlooked so much.
We have a secret page!

SushieBoy

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« Reply #32 on: October 14, 2007, 04:40:45 PM »
Waluigi: He wanted to be in shape so he started working out, It was all fine and well until one day he was on a treadmill, he had put it to max speed, but It went too fast for his pace, he slipped and somehow, his thin, toothpick like body got squished into the insides of the machine, blood and screams flew through the air. After just a few seconds It stopped.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2007, 08:02:17 PM »
Mario: He went jumping one day and fell onto a huge plate of acid. His body melted until only his head was left. The children of the neighborhood used it to play baseball.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Sqrt2

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« Reply #34 on: October 15, 2007, 05:59:40 AM »
DK: He choked on a banana that Diddy had given him.
AA fanboy and proud!

« Reply #35 on: December 04, 2007, 05:11:08 PM »
Alive:

Wario
Koops

Bowser
Toad
Vivian
Birdo
Daisy
Peach
Bow


Goombella
Mz. Mouz

Dead Pit:

Boo
Luigi
Mario
DK

Safe House:

Paratroopa

« Reply #36 on: December 04, 2007, 06:36:54 PM »
Yes! This topic is back.

Wario: He starts running towards a wall and hits it so hard that it reads a 9.3 on the Richter Scale. A huge earthquake destroys everything in it's path, and since Wario was at the epicenter, he gets blown to pieces.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

« Reply #37 on: December 04, 2007, 06:44:21 PM »
Koops: Floating in a Zero-Gravity room. A pencil is floating above him, the graphite point facing his head. The gravity is set to super high and the pencil drops down into his brains.
KOOLO LIMPA!!!

« Reply #38 on: December 04, 2007, 10:38:49 PM »
Go Bowser!

Peach: Peach decided to participate in Event 51 in SSBM, but was hit by Ganondorf's Warlock Punch, hammered by Mewtwo's Shadow Ball, and finally sent out by a ferocious A+Forward Smash from Giga Bowser, which caused her to be KOed so hard that she disappeared from SSBM, all other games she has been in, and eventually from existence itself.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2007, 05:12:06 PM »
Daisy: While waiting for Luigi for her date, she is hit by a limousine. She limps to the gas station to ask for help, but a gang of Koopas launch explosive eggs at the gas station, effectively blowing it up.
KOOLO LIMPA!!!

Sqrt2

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« Reply #40 on: December 06, 2007, 05:04:48 AM »
Birdo: Birdo suffocates herself due to one of her eggs becoming lodged in her mouth.
AA fanboy and proud!

« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2007, 04:43:29 PM »
Ms. Mowz: After stealing a badge, she equips it. It is the Hammerman badge, so she can't jump. While stealing the Return Postage badge, she is chased by a boulder until she reaches a pit she could easily jump over. Forgetting the Hammerman badge forbids her from jumping, she falls into the bottomless pit to her death.
KOOLO LIMPA!!!

« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2007, 04:48:26 PM »
Alive:

Bowser
Toad
Vivian
Daisy
Bow


Goombella


Dead Pit:

Boo
Luigi
Mario
DK
Wario
Koops
Peach
Daisy
Birdo
Mz. Mouz

Safe House:

Paratroopa

Sqrt2

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« Reply #43 on: January 21, 2008, 06:01:07 AM »
Bow: Bow mistakenly took a trip to Luigi's Mansion and got vacuumed up by E.Gadd using his Poltergust 3000.
AA fanboy and proud!

« Reply #44 on: January 22, 2008, 06:45:21 PM »
Alive:

Bowser
Toad
Vivian
Daisy
Goombella


Dead Pit:

Boo
Luigi
Mario
DK
Wario
Koops
Peach
Daisy
Birdo
Mz. Mouz
Bow

Safe House:

Paratroopa

Toad: Toad finds out that Toadette is cheating on him for Bowser. He promptly jumps off a cliff in vain, only to land on a Bumpy Penguin. He flys off, right on to a mattres, bouncing onto Peach's corpse, and then bouncing into Meat Thresher. Mario quickly switches off the machine, and Toad pops out, into Peach.

5 days later, Toad dies from Gangrene.

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