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Author Topic: Things you should never say to a Pokémon.  (Read 4396 times)

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« on: April 28, 2008, 07:01:43 PM »
I keep reading the other thread's title this way, probably because "Policeman" is written as a proper noun. So here's a sweet little parody thread. Enjoy!

"Well since you can never win any fights, I can't afford to feed you anymore..."

"I bet the family and friends I took you from would be so proud of you right now!"
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2008, 07:17:05 PM »
"Crystal what? No, it's Rare Candy!"
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2008, 08:20:14 PM »
"Time to leave you at the daycare center, where this old man and woman will watch as you mate with a Ditto pretending to be a female of your species :D!"
No! I don't want that!

Sqrt2

  • 1.41421356
« Reply #3 on: April 30, 2008, 02:29:02 AM »
Go Magikarp!

*Magikarp then proceedes to get owned by the opposing pokemon*
AA fanboy and proud!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #4 on: April 30, 2008, 05:59:55 AM »
Oy! Snorlax! You're a lazy [insert swearword of you choice here]!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

kirbyman

  • Tourette's
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2008, 08:23:05 PM »
Mush!

Kojinka

  • Bruised
« Reply #6 on: May 04, 2008, 09:00:50 PM »
YEAH YEAH I DID IT!  I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF!  NOW GET BACK IN THE BALL!  I OWN YOU JUST LIKE I OWNED THAT N00B.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #7 on: May 04, 2008, 09:06:54 PM »
C'mon Pachirisu! Put down that item you found and fight!
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

chucknorris

  • ID:10 Tango error
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2008, 01:59:53 PM »
Your pokeball broke, so use this dragon balll instead.
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could could chuck wood?

A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2008, 10:25:40 PM »
Does your tail light up for everyone or just for me?
You didn't say wot wot.

« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2008, 10:17:38 AM »
Hey pikachu, I have a great idea!, you can sit here strapped to a power plant all day giving it energy while I sit back and watch!


or

hi we're team rocket, can we steal your pikachu?
Umm.. Okay!
*dramatic music*
Ash:now to catch a better pokemon!
somewhere out there, there's someone waiting for you to pawn them.

« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2008, 01:52:25 PM »
Psyduck is only good to roast.
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #12 on: June 01, 2008, 01:14:19 AM »
Magikarp, this b**** be trippin' all up in your grill! Hit him with a Splash attack.

If you've seen Splash Attack, you'd get that.
every

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