Author Topic: The corrupted wish game (Read 56310 times)

Linkin800 · « **Reply #150 on:** January 07, 2008, 03:49:41 PM »

Granted. But your Salamance bites your head off and flys away.

I wish that, That scary clown at the end of my bed would go away and stop telling me to eat at Mc Donald's.

Presidente · « **Reply #151 on:** January 07, 2008, 05:02:14 PM »

Granted. But now that scary red headed girl keeps coming into your room telling you to eat Wendy's.

I wish that I could meet the cast of The Office.

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #152 on:** January 14, 2008, 05:56:35 AM »

Granted, but they make you get cups of tea for them, for the rest of your life.

I wish I could play the piano.

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #153 on:** January 19, 2008, 12:00:43 PM »

Granted, you learn to play the piano masterfully but then you end of breaking your fingers all at the same time on this one hard song.

I wish I we had done this earlier!

megamush · « **Reply #154 on:** January 19, 2008, 01:56:59 PM »

ungranted matey

I wish me was captain of me own vessle

Glorb · « **Reply #155 on:** January 19, 2008, 06:41:29 PM »

We, all want something! Quit whinin' and work for it! Oh, and, like, it explodes.

I wish my sensei would teach me how to turn invisible! Believe it!

megamush · « **Reply #156 on:** January 19, 2008, 10:41:13 PM »

ye wish granted, but nobody sees you and ye walk the plank because ye need attention

I wish me had 3 more wishes

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #157 on:** January 20, 2008, 10:21:39 AM »

You get the original wish back that you just wasted.

I wish I had a wish that could not possibly backfire on me!

Glorb · « **Reply #158 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:45:09 PM »

Granted. The wish does not backfire on you. You spend the rest of your life as a lonely old man living in a pickle jar, obsessing over that one wasted wish. Until one day...

I wish I knew whether it's "It's still alive" played backwards, which sounds like "Help us", or the other way around.

dc804 · « **Reply #159 on:** January 20, 2008, 12:49:43 PM »

You are arrested for attempting it.

I wish for another wish

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #160 on:** January 21, 2008, 05:52:22 AM »

Granted, but that wish is not granted.

I wish I had a bigger attention span.

tehxboxdudezor · « **Reply #161 on:** February 29, 2008, 05:46:43 PM »

you get hyper ADD.

I wish for better typing skills.

chucknorris · « **Reply #162 on:** March 02, 2008, 01:11:24 PM »

All of your fingers break and you have to use your nose to type in these forums.

I wish i had a gun.

megamush · « **Reply #163 on:** March 02, 2008, 01:28:56 PM »

you get gum, but it explodes in your mouth.

I wish that I knew EVERYTHING!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #164 on:** March 02, 2008, 02:05:52 PM »

Wish granted, and learn that you will die in 5 seconds.

I wish I could eat sand and drink mud.