Author Topic: The corrupted wish game (Read 56234 times)

Robert · « **Reply #240 on:** May 18, 2008, 08:59:01 AM »

It was corrupted.

I wish I was Sonic the Hedgehog and I could be revived perfectly normal every time I died or fell into a pit.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #241 on:** May 18, 2008, 12:34:23 PM »

Your voice is replaced with an even worse voice with no prior notice.

I wish everyone else checked the friend codes topics as often as I do now that I have working internets.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #242 on:** May 19, 2008, 04:00:47 PM »

Everyone but you starts checking friend code topics frequently.

I wish I could play 358/2 days right now.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #243 on:** May 19, 2008, 04:08:03 PM »

You play 358/2 days every day, aging at 179 times the normal rate and dying an early death.

I wish I knew why my leg hurts.

jmdblazer · « **Reply #244 on:** May 19, 2008, 09:41:24 PM »

Llamas! (wait what?)

Are pringles nutritious?

Glorb · « **Reply #245 on:** May 19, 2008, 10:05:30 PM »

Erm, no. And your wish gets corrupted...somehow.

I wish those Java Monster drinks weren't so addictive.

jmdblazer · « **Reply #246 on:** May 19, 2008, 10:21:17 PM »

They become non-addictive and you become depressed

As for my earlier post, I was tired (and I still am) and I was thinking it was the ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer topic.

oh and I wish for a jar of yummy apricot jelly.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #247 on:** May 21, 2008, 06:41:26 AM »

You get some mutant apricot jelly that eats you in three bites.

I wish my hair was straight.

Glorb · « **Reply #248 on:** May 21, 2008, 08:56:03 PM »

Your hair becomes so straight, it's crazy. Later, you are locked up in a menal institution.

I wish "frohned" would catch on.

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #249 on:** May 21, 2008, 09:01:29 PM »

It catches on to your leg and never lets go, moderately niggling you the rest of your life.

I wish files would copy faster onto my new computer.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #250 on:** May 23, 2008, 07:53:10 PM »

Your files copy so fast they make your CPU explode.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.

Luigalaxy · « **Reply #251 on:** May 23, 2008, 08:11:05 PM »

The eyes are prostetic and are added on with only 1% sticky, non-working glue and they stay on until you leave the hospital. When you leave, they fall out and you go blind (because they needed to use your front eyes).

I wish that Breaking Dawn and Midnight Sun would come out quicker.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #252 on:** May 24, 2008, 09:11:04 AM »

They come out in 10,000 B.C. and are lost with Atlantis.

I wish Atlantis wouldn't have been lost.

jmdblazer · « **Reply #253 on:** May 24, 2008, 09:30:36 AM »

Atlantis is found, and there turns out to be a race of man-eating aliens living there and they take over the world.

I wish air pollution would go away.

Glorb · « **Reply #254 on:** May 25, 2008, 02:15:23 PM »

Lots of effort is spent reducing air pollution, which causes noise pollution to spiral out of control.

Quote from: jmdblazer on May 24, 2008, 09:30:36 AM

Atlantis is found, and there turns out to be a race of man-eating aliens living there and they take over the world.

I wish someone would make this into the next Indiana Jones movie.