Author Topic: Mormons (Read 34415 times)

Presidente · « **on:** November 20, 2007, 06:54:17 PM »

What does everyone think about the Mormons? I realize that people might not want to get messed up in religion and if they don't then just stay away from this thread. You shouldn't waste your posts bashing it. Post your opinions about Mormons here.

MaxVance · « **Reply #1 on:** November 20, 2007, 06:55:17 PM »

I don't really care. What's the big deal with them, anyway? To me they just seem like any other branch of Christianity.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2 on:** November 20, 2007, 06:56:14 PM »

I don't really have a problem with Mormons or any type of religion period.

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #3 on:** November 20, 2007, 07:19:12 PM »

so, you're saying don't post here unless you have something good to say about it?

Rao · « **Reply #4 on:** November 20, 2007, 07:30:45 PM »

I see no reason why this thread should exist. I'm sorry, I just don't.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #5 on:** November 20, 2007, 07:42:34 PM »

I actually don't see the need either. No offense, but there are other Religion topics that have already died here.

TEM · « **Reply #6 on:** November 20, 2007, 08:47:35 PM »

I heard that Mormons get to wear magic underwear, is this true?

Presidente · « **Reply #7 on:** November 20, 2007, 09:03:02 PM »

No. No it is not. And I'm not saying don't say bad stuff about Mormons, I'm saying don't critisize the thread.

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #8 on:** November 20, 2007, 10:27:04 PM »

Is anyone here a Mormon, or know a Mormon? That's a start.

Captain Jim · « **Reply #9 on:** November 20, 2007, 10:36:16 PM »

Being Mormon, I must say we're pretty darn normal. And let me get things straight.

1) We do get special undergarments once we hit a certain age and such, but it is in no way magic.

2) No, we don't marry multiple women.

3) Yes, we do ride around on bikes in white shirts and try to convert people. But don't throw eggs at the missionaries. D:

ShadowBrain · « **Reply #10 on:** November 20, 2007, 10:40:30 PM »

Oh, yeah, just remembered... there's Mormons biking all over the place in my town--but hey, if that's how it is, okay.

*goes to work on coming up with correlation between "get your own planet when you die" theory and Super Mario Galaxy*

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #11 on:** November 20, 2007, 10:45:51 PM »

Quote from: TEM on November 20, 2007, 08:47:35 PM

I heard that Mormons get to wear magic underwear, is this true?

Magic Underwear? I've never heard about this one. :/

Captain Jim · « **Reply #12 on:** November 20, 2007, 10:48:10 PM »

Yeah, it's one of the more popular jokes. The other one being:

"Hey, how many wives do you have? Duuuh-HURP!"

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #13 on:** November 20, 2007, 11:16:43 PM »

To me, a Mormon is just a fellow Christian really. They seem like very friendly people.

Vidgmchtr · « **Reply #14 on:** November 21, 2007, 01:44:47 AM »

I was going to post with "I'd rather not be told only a select few people go to heaven, because I'd like to get in myself without converting from Catholocism", but then I realized I confused Mormons with Jehova's Witnesses.

They're alright, but I like being Catholic.