Poll

What'll you have?

Malt Liquor
0 (0%)
Hard liquor
3 (23.1%)
Beer
1 (7.7%)
Wine
4 (30.8%)
Jenkem
5 (38.5%)

Total Members Voted: 13

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TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« on: July 28, 2009, 11:45:03 PM »
Thread title. I need some ideas seeing as I can only do this once (a night).
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Weegee

« Reply #1 on: July 29, 2009, 12:00:13 AM »
Permanent self-inebriation, eh? That could potentially be a toughie. Sounds like a job for...



Alternatively, you could move to Russia. Apparently the air itself there contains faint traces of alcohol... and radioactivity. But since when has a little uranium hurt anyone, right?
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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #2 on: July 29, 2009, 07:00:05 AM »
Why is a thread about drinking beverages in "Not at the Dinner Table"?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #3 on: July 29, 2009, 11:50:58 AM »
It's generally considered rude to get intoxicated at dinner.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 05:35:13 PM »
Hard liquor. Vodka, whiskey, brandy, rum.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 05:46:02 PM »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2009, 05:58:37 PM »
This thread is missing more permanent solutions.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

Forest Guy

  • Anything else?
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2009, 12:37:29 AM »
I don't always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer Dos Equis.
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Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2009, 02:31:18 PM »
Jenkem all the way baby. I luvs me sum pup fums.

But to be honest, I prefer Guiness.

EDIT: Oh and I just got Forest guy's post.
« Last Edit: August 01, 2009, 04:26:55 PM by Glorb »
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TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2009, 05:09:44 PM »
You can't really "get" direct quotes. I think the verb would be "recognize."
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Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2009, 04:43:27 PM »
Well it seems like an ordinary statement of alcoholic preference until one mentally applies the Interesting Man voice to it and "gets" it.

Unless, of course, Guy had then gone on to state, "Stay thirsty, my friends".
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nensondubois

« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2009, 02:10:41 PM »
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

Forest Guy

  • Anything else?
« Reply #12 on: August 09, 2009, 02:04:31 AM »
Incidentally I hate the taste of beer. I'm more of a hard liquor and wine type of guy.
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Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2009, 10:00:43 PM »
Vodka all the way. All those frat boys who drink Natty Light or whatever because "it's the cheapest way to get drunk bro" need to take a good hard look at bottom shelf vodka.

Not like I drink bottom shelf vodka, of course.

I laughed a lot at the inclusion of "Jenkem" in the poll as well as it being tied for the lead.
~I.S.~

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2009, 10:19:25 PM »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #15 on: September 09, 2009, 01:07:25 PM »
Elaborate means of permanant self induced vomiting.
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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #16 on: September 09, 2009, 01:23:28 PM »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Sqrt2

  • 1.41421356
« Reply #17 on: September 16, 2009, 06:56:48 PM »
If you can get hold of some Russian vodka (I've heard you get get stuff over there that is 100% proof...or higher), then that'll do the job nicely.
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Weegee

« Reply #18 on: September 16, 2009, 07:34:47 PM »
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