*Trailer guy voice*
In a world...
Where masturbation is illegal...
One man...
Will take matters...
Into his own hands.
"You'll never take me alive!"
*Runs across the room in slow-mo as police open fire on his computer. Jumps through glass window, as a dramatic techno remix of "My Ding-a-Ling" begins to play.*
Oh, wait, it never actually became a law. Anyway... how would they expect to police that? The only non-invasive way I can think of is getting caught in public, and there's already many laws against that for other, legitimate reasons (sanitation, indecent exposure, what have you).
