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Author Topic: Your Weapon of Choice?  (Read 5523 times)

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« on: September 26, 2010, 07:52:01 AM »


Oh, great.  A half ream of paper.  Can paper cuts defeat zombies?  Maybe they'll have enough intelligence to play rock, paper, scissor, but not enough to remember the third option. 

Edit:  Image rehosted.  I already have a Firefox add-on to sync my bookmarks, passwords, history, etc, but is there one to sync add-ons?
« Last Edit: September 26, 2010, 07:56:54 AM by Luigison »
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2010, 08:04:54 AM »
An Xbox360 controller.

I guess I can bludgeon some zombies with it.
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2010, 08:10:39 AM »
A mason jar. Yay, glass.

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2010, 08:30:03 AM »
A 17" CRT. Useless...but the netbook it's plugged into, the stuff plugged into that, and the tray the monitor is sitting on might be good.

(Luigison, Firefox 4 includes those sync functions by default, but I don't think they extend to add-ons.)

« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2010, 09:02:12 AM »
Either a Logitech speaker or a broken digital picture frame. Mehhh.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2010, 11:55:13 AM »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2010, 12:43:57 PM »
An empty wall. Oh, great.
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2010, 12:55:14 PM »
A door? Awesome, it doubles as a weapon and a shield.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

ShadowBrain

  • Ridiculously relevant
« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2010, 01:01:08 PM »
My school binder's the closest thing. Well, it has potential as a bludgeon and shield.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2010, 01:54:08 PM »
Depending on whether you mean to the left of me or to my computer, it's either the frame of my bed, or the wall.
If she is indeed genetically mutated such that she has an eye in the back of her head, then I guess that she is genetically mutated and has an eye in the back of her head.

cosmic_c

  • EAGLES SCREAM!
« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2010, 03:09:04 PM »
OOH! nice I got a screwdriver... better then most things I could have gotten

« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2010, 03:15:00 PM »
Depending on whether you mean to the left of me or to my computer

Assuming that the latter is also acceptable, I have a Fellowes copyholder:

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Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2010, 05:51:02 PM »
A swiveling office chair.  It's fairly heavy and bulky, so I guess I have it relatively good.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

cosmic_c

  • EAGLES SCREAM!
« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2010, 06:59:17 PM »
A swiveling office chair.  It's fairly heavy and bulky, so I guess I have it relatively good.
pfft... try running with a chair.
Your already dead.

« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2010, 08:04:19 PM »
A small notepad. And to the left of that are sunglasses. Can't blow with this, can't blow with that, can't blow with anything else. I'm screwed.
You didn't say wot wot.

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