Hello, Wolf Blitzer here live in London, England, reporting on a number of sightings of a strange creature resembling a dinosaur and carrying eggs apparantly being sighted again in the countryside. Now the British Pariliament has issued notices for all citizens to remain calm and remember that all of these sightings have been unproven. Indeed, some people went so far as to say that they heard the animal talk! Yes, they said that the animal said "Yoshi!".
Wait, more news arriving on the scene!! Yes, here comes a government representative. Sir, can you tell us the latest?
Representative: Yes, the government is sending the Royal Air Force to intercept and kill the animal. According to reports, it was heading south. Please, remain calm, the animal is trapped in England, so it can't get away. We'll get it alright.
Blitzer: thank you. Stay tuned, folks, we'll keep you posted.
I AM DARK LINK AND SOON I WILL RULE THE LAND OF HYRULE, AND THEN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM, AND THEN THE WORLD!!!
