Bored-MKII GT

[00boo]

cable:*poking dead alien with a stick*
meanwhile
00boo:KAPOW KAPOW
nemesis:stars....*falls down*
00boo:hes got to be dead
*00boo heads back to cable and the others*
nemesis:stars*gets up!*

00boo:this dont sound so good..... will nemesis kill them
will cable sell the dead alien
did the alien actually summon an invasion
(the answer for the last one no

[cable04]

cable:*picks up dead alien* i bet i could get 50 cents for this... that would pay for my play-doh
black yoshi: hey, i'm not gonna die in this post!
roshan: who wants a piece of this?!!!
ufo: bleoppp euurrg nefform!!
roy: (what?)
roshan: *BLAM!**ufo falls to the ground and explodes*  ha HA!

cable: 50 cents
shadowy guy: okay * hands cable money*
cable: THIS IS FIFTY DOLLA... *calmly* thank you

roshan: you wanna mess?!!
u"f"o: i'm baaAAAAAAaack!
roshan: no...way...
cable: uh oh
mmm: no girls?!
00boo: let's get outta here
black yoshi: i didn't die!!!!

what will happen next?
only you can decide, <enter name here>!

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[cable04]

HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no one's decided?
doesn't anyone watch this show anymore????

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[Super Yoshi 7175]

I didn't understand a word of this...........

Mario and Yoshi rule!
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[Insane Steve]

The reason you don't understand a word of this is because you haven't read all of the BOREDOM HAS STRUCK ITS VICTIM topic (nor do I think you have the bile to do so) If you can somehow read that, it may become somewhat clearer.

The reason I haven't decided yet is because I STILL don't have an idea for who the U "F" O is. I ended the 1st story like that cuz I was too lazy to decide!

Roshan: DECIDE ALREADY!!! I've been STANDING here for 3 days waiting for you to tell me what to do here!

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

[00boo]

will they excape
why is the end on top
will they make it alive
#after running for awhile#
00boo: i think we finally got away from him
roshan:who
00boo:NEMESIS
roshan:whos he
00boo: ohya you guys never saw him
cable: WHO WANTS TO TOUCH THE ALIEN HAND*it wasnt all sold* only $50 per touch
meanwhile
nemesis: stars #hes some where in mexico eating a burrito#
meanwhile
00boo:ack not the ufo again
ufo: RAAAARRRRRGA
*roshan then cuts it in to pieces*
*and cable is still makeing play-doe*
by:hey i havent died yet *then looks at the date* ITS OPPISATE DAY
00boo:MAMIT
roshan:mabye thats why the ufo still wont die
cable:...... ALIEN SLIME $220
00boo:know wonder the questions are on the top
black yoshi:hey if i dont die will you die
*they all die except for black yoshi and cable*
00boo:noooo not again
death:hello welcome to he-
00boo: i will give you a qarter if you let me go
Death: oo shiny .....ok
*00boo leaves the place*
roshan:i need a QUARTER .... hey can i borrow that quarter
death:ok
roshan: i will give you a quarter if you let me go
death : ok OOO shiny
*roshan leaves poor mmm and the rest*
mmm:RELP

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[00boo]

*then the ufo gets out of his ufo*
cable:BILL GATES (lets steal his money)
00boo:hello im baaa.... BILL GATES
roshan:hey that was wierd to be in he...... BILL GATES
bill gates:hahahahahahahahahaha now you have seen my evil plot
00boo:you havnt told your evil plot yet
bill gate: i will tell you ihave my secret x fortress my moon base with a giant laser pointing atthe earth and my tooyh brush and my x box and my pc (personalized clicker) and my MICRORICKs(like mavericks)

[Insane Steve]

Roshan: GAH! That was a pointless plot device... Ah well.... Bill Gates??? *under breath* I still think Steve coulda come up with someone better....
Steve: Actually, I was gonna make him Hsu Tanaka from the Hsu and Chan comics in EGM...
Roshan: Never Mind....
Billy: HAHAHAHA! You shall all perish!*Throws a dollar at Roshan*
Roshan: Ooooooo free money *evil grin*
Billy: GAH! I shou....
Roshan: GAH is MY phrase!!
Billy: Hmmmmm going on, I should have to use my SECRET WEAPON!
Roshan: Let's see it! *pulls out THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM and sets his shoes to "Drill"* C'mon Roy, let's show this filthy rich punk who's boss!
Billy: HAHAHA! I have THIS!!! *Whips out an XBox controller* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Roshan: Uh oh.... *takes one giant step back*
Roy: (This is a side of you I have never seen...)
Roshan: You realize what he has? That's an XBOX CONTROLLER! It is so big and lunky and heavy that he can kill ANYONE with it just by hitting them with it!
Billy: HAHAHA! Witness the power of my wrath!!! *Whips the XBox controller at Black Yoshi, killing him instantly* HAHAHA! I see you all trembling in fear!!!!
Roshan: Na, that happens all the time. I am not too afraid of that... * Turns his shoes back onto "Drill" and brandishes THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM* C'mon Roy, lets show this filthy rich punk who's boss!
Roy: (You already said that...)
Cable: why haven't i said anything yet?
00boo: Why is THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM always capitalized?
Roshan: Makes it that much more impressive, I guess. Steve?
Steve: Yes..... *runs away*

--------MEANWHILE--------

MMM: Where am I?

How will the gang deal with Billy?
How will MMM get back to the rest of the gang?
Will Roshan back down again? (not bloody likely)
Will I stop asking questions?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON --- what's this show called again?
Unimportant guy: Ummmm the title is the topic of this story!!!
Announcer: I don't wanna look up! I am too lazy! Ooooooooohhh... I DON'T WANNA!!!

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

[00boo]

billy:oh you are so smart eh
roshan:yaa im...*bill gates moons him*
*it freezes every one*
will they die
will i ask..er darn

[cable04]

cable: with the power of the skunkle... i am skable!!...no, i think i'll stick with cable. oh, well.. what's in a name? if someone were to call be banana jack, floofy, topher, graaf, check, kurakinofimingo, or pulpit man, would i be any different?  of course not.  ask me who i am and i will only give you one answer, man.  i am CABLE!!!!
roshan: what was THAT?
cable: i dunno, i just felt like making a speech
mmm: where AM i?
black yoshi: how many times have i died this story?  i don't feel like counting
cable: i wonder if black mage would join this insanity...prob'ly not
money<that's what weird al calls bill gates>: who dares take on the biggest nerd in the world?

more story L8R, i gotta go watch a REAL show!

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[cable04]

money: HA! then i've won! no one dares face me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *does a super-nerdy victory dance on us*

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[Insane Steve]

Roshan: *grabs Billy's bad clip-on tie and strangles him* FOOLED YA!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA *Turns on the drill shoes* HAHAHA! WHIRRRRR *Rather bloddy scene* w00t!
Billy: NOOO! It almost worked! *dies*
*Roshan: *More evil gloating* We should take his money!!

*They enter Billy's house (castle?), and enter a room remnicsent of Uncle Scrooge's room, ya know, full of money*

All: Whoa..... *All stuff as much money as they can into whatever they have, and carry as much of it as they can. Somehow, Roshan manages to stash 1.2 billion in his pants*

Roshan: Heh, thank God for custom made pants... I should build my OWN castle! I got the money! hahaha

And so, Roshan and Roy leave again, to go build their new castle with all the money they "stole" from the now dead Bill Gates.

All: Hey, why do they get a castle?

*Hey, if you wanna use your money on a castle, that's your choice!*

THE END... (Wait, this CAN'T be the end... something has gotta happen...)

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

[cable04]

*bill gates in a dark room with a big computer... an obvious windows advertisement*
gates: you think _I_ would actually FIGHT you?  ha ha!*cough*  just wait to see what that "money" you "stole" will do to you

cable: *kicking every one out of his new castle* ha ha ha! or as rampage would say... AH ha ha HA ha OO ho ho!!...*something moves in his pants*  what the..? *the "money" he "stole" bonds together and forms a monser that devours cable* AAAAAAaaaaaahhhhhhh....

roshan: *out side* I just love hearing screams like that... Oh wait! That's cable!!
roy: (so?)
roshan: ...Good point... Let's away *something moves in his pants* AAAAAAAaaaaahhh...

will cable and roshan die??
will insane steve realized that i typed his stuff in proper capitals?
will anyone else's "money" that they "stole" turn against them?
does anyone care about this topic? this story? this epic tale of good vs. evil?
will mmm come back?
does anyone else notice that you only need you left hand to type "gates"?

roy: (ROSHAN!!!!!!)

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[Insane Steve]

Roshan: Wha..... *rips out all the money before it can eat him, still it manages to rip off his right hand*
Roshan: GA#! T#at was t#e ####est ##ad #f #### # #ave EVER see#! Steve, W## d#d ### d# ##a#!
Roy: (You're talking all funny...)
Roshan: #f c##rse # a# ta####g a## f####! ##### Gates#s ev## ###e# ##st r###ed #ff ## #a#d!!!

MEANWHILE

MMM: Why am I still here?

Back to our story:

Roshan: *tries to pull out his lighter, but because it is in his right pocket, fails miserably* R## Ca# ### get ## ##g#ter!
Roy: (I can't understand you...)
Steve: And I can't understand you!
Roshan: We## w#at a###t t#at ta#e!
Steve: Ah yes, the "Learn to speak Yoshi in your sleep" tape... I accidently put in the "Learn Karate in your sleep" tape... Hi YA! *Karate chops Roy, knocking him unconcious* See? *bows*

Roshan: ############ Steve ca# ### get ## ##g#ter!
Steve: Why are you ending every sentence with an "!" ?
Roshan: #t #s t#e #### ###ct#at### #ar# t#at # ca# t##e! Geez!
Steve: Ummmmm, you can type the right hand letters with your left hand.....
Roshan: *Sudden realization* Errrrrrr...
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Long pause
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Roshan: Billy, I WILL get you, you little.... You may have kind of won that round, but you wait, just you wait.... I will get my revenge... Hey! my hand! *sows back on his hand* heh heh heh *Gets his lighter* Why did I want my lighter again???
*Sees the money monster* oh ya.... Lights the money monster on fire* heh heh heh


*The money monster is killed immediatly.*

Roshan: There's something else I gotta do.... Oh yea! *Burns the other money monster*
Cable: why couldn't you have done that sooner?
Roshan: I had a couple problems of my own... *His hand falls out due to the crappy sowing job he did* Cra#! *sows it on again, slightly better this time*
Cable: hey, wheres roy? he get eaten or...
Roshan: Na, Steve decided to learn Karate one day and...
Steve: HEY! That was an accident! *leaves*
Roshan: We gotta get Billy!
Roy: *arriving all of a sudden* (Ow, my head...)

Will they EVER "get" Billy?
Does anyone even care anymore?

FIND OUT!

PS: Cable, you are one of the most observant ppl I have ever seen. It took you about 2 posts to realize that I was not capitalizing your sayings.

To mock my posts further, you kinda have to capitalize some words that don't need to be capitalized, as I do that sometimes...

*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.

[cable04]

thanks

cable: thanks...for saving me, BuDDY!! *hugs Roshan*
Roshan: Hey! Get a grip! *smacks cable hard*
cable: *shaking it off* oooh... thanks... i don't know what came over me... you cutey little wonderful boy! *hugs Roshan*
Roshan: AAAAAAAAAHHH!!! *smacks cable* What's WRONG with you?!  That's disgusting!  Don't give me little pet names!!!!
cable: i've got it!! i bet that "money" woney that we "stole"y woley had something to do with it, my little cabbage
Roshan: I don't believe this...I've got to make him stop talking to me like that
roy: (I KNOW!! you lit the "money" on fire to stop it... LIGHT CABLE ON FIRE!!!)
Roshan: I'm not going to light cable on fire..
cable: *hugs Roshan* thanks, bud- *Roshan starts burning cable with his lighter*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *melts*

what's going on here?
will Roshan save cable?
will MAMMA MIA MARIO FINALLY COME BACK TO THESE FRAGGIN' MESSAGE BOARDS AND KEEP SOME PEOPLE COMPANY?!!!!!!!!!!
*takes deep breath*
will they stop <everybody get your left hand going> gates?
will ANYONE else add to this story? even 00boo? or black yoshi?
does anyone care about this story?
will black yoshi die once more?

find out L8R on...
BORED-MKII GT... what ever all those letters mean

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