Cable: wait something is wrong here... roshan is trying to explain where my money is, and i just saw him run by with billy in his arms... what gives--
Roshan: So, is 5 billion ok? *evil grin*
Other Roshan: Huh, whozat? he looks JUST like me...
Roshan: Uh oh... *evil grin* *runs*
Other Roshan: Heh heh heh, that was an imposter... I am the real Roshan: that was an evil clone of me that was trying to kill you all! Couldn't you tell? the evil grin every sentence?
Evil Roshan: GAH! they found me out, but I can head back to my castle!! HAHAHA! They'll NEVER get me there! *evil grin* *heads to his castle.
Roshan: Can't you see? These copies of us, and even Billy over there, they aren't our REAL foe... They are just his little "toys", of sorts...There is someone else... someone here who is the true U "F" O...
We gotta find, kill, and get information from these "toys" of this one guy... not neccessarily in that order.
Roy: (That sounded like something from the X-Files... Clones, UFOs, and ---)
Cable: not ufo! u "f" o
Roshan: He wasn't in that story... except for the end, ya see, Roy, U "F" O stands for "Unknown Final Opponent". That is who we've been trying to beat the whole time!
*The 4 head to the castle*
Roshan: I think we need the disguises again...
Roy: (Since no one washed off the paint, I still got it on...)
Roshan: Well? *Puts on the hat*
Meanwhile:
Real U "F"O: They won't get that far... for I will be waiting for them...
YOU HEAR THAT? I AM WAITING FOR YOU!!
*Hey, who's that guy in the baseball hat?*
What will happen to our characters? And who is---
Cable: hey steve in the promo you said i'd get my money...
Roshan: It's already there, through the miracles of electronic organizers... *sudden realization* WOW! The lobby has that one channel that shows nothing but game shows! Go ahead, guys, I gotta watch... uhhhhh, whatever's on!
Roy: (Ummmmmm, we got billions in the bank... we can GET THAT WHEN WE GET BACK!)
Roshan: But..... Match Game '77 is on!
Roy: (Roshan, we have more important thi----)
Roshan: You gonna let me watch my TV shows? Or you wanna taste the wrath of my new A-A Gun? Hey, It's back on!
*The others press on while Roshan watches the TV show, and in case you're wondering, no one knows it is Roshan, because he has that baseball hat disguise on*
In the lobby, 5 mins later:
Guard (to Roshan, although he doesn't know it is Roshan): Hey, you you need anything? Ummmmm, what's your name?
Roshan: Ummmmmmm, my name is..... *Reads the post* Steve! ya, that's it... Steve.
Guard: Well, Steve, tell me if you need anything, and why are you here?
Roshan: I need to see Roshan.
Guard: He won't be here for a while, he is doing.... SOMETHING. You can just sit here and watch... ummmmm, Hey! Match Game '77 is on! *sits down to watch Match Game '77 with Roshan, even though he doesn't know it is Roshan* Want some popcorn?
Roshan: Na, saiight.
Why is Roshan (The real one) posing as Steve and watching Match Game '77 while everyone else goes to find Evil Roshan? Find out---
Evil Roshan: *staring intently at a monitor at the other 3* Looks like we have "Company" *evil grin*
Guard: Some guy in the lobby named Steve wants to see you.
Evil Roshan: Steve? I know someone named Steve.. I think he made me... (he also doesn't know "Steve" is the real Roshan) anyway, tell him I can't see him right now. I have more important things to do right now... *evil grin*
What is Evil Roshan's evil plans? FIND OUT NEXT TIME... *pause to see if there is any more story* ON THIS SHOW!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
