Roy: (This adventure must be affecting your intelligence. I COULD HAVE FLOWN YOU ALL OVER!!!)
Roshan: Shouldn't I have the first line in Steve's post? I usually do...
Cable: well you don't this time...
Roshan: If you don't I'll have to kill soemthing...
Steve: Geez, keep you A-A Gun at home and your funky drill shoes that haven't been of nuch use yet into the off position and you PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM in your pocket and...
*5 mins later*
... and your lighter in its case and your duct tape...
Roy: (Roshan, how many weapons do you have?)
Roshan: Not enough I don't think...
Steve: ... so I'll give you the first post!!! Man, what I do for you characters...
Roshan: It's your fault for making me like this...
Steve: And if you weren't like that you'd be boring... ya see, you 2 are actually my personality split into 2 distinct and very different pieces. Roshan gets my temper, wit/paranoia, fighting strength, and general recklessness. Roy gets my intelligence (most of it, anyway, mainly the logical part) my general common sense (which isn't much) and most of my general cynicism. See, when you 2 work together, The result is almost like my personality. However, you don't work together much, but when you do, you guys are almost unstoppable.
Roshan: Interesting.... then why do I do most of the general activity?
Steve: Because I use my anger/recklessness a lot more than my common sense.
Roshan: I see, that long winded explanation doesn't fix the fact that I don't speak first...
*They are whisked to the beginning of the post by some unknown force, probably made by Steve somehow.*
Roshan: Owwwwww.....
Roy: (This adventure must be affecting your intelligence. I COULD HAVE FLOWN YOU ALL OVER!!!)
MEANWHILE
TOG: How'd they find me? Hmmmmmm, musta been that one sign I put up, I knew I shoulda taken that down..... Man, they are acting kinda dumb suddenly, I think I can take 'em all out...
MEANWHILE
Roshan: Ok, now that we are in the castle by some strange reason that Steve was too lazy to explain, what do we do now?
Roy: (I thought I got Steve's cynicism....)
Steve: *Ugh...* Ok, I split the cynicism about 60/40. There.
Roshan: Is it just me or did I get most of Steve's bad qualities?
00boo: MAMIT stop asking that stuff we gotta do this!!!!!
Roshan: Ugh..... Fine....
TOG: They still look too stupid to find me...
2 Min later
Roshan: Hah! We found you!
TOG: That was fast.... but it ends here.
Roy: (No it doesn't.)
TOG: Yes it does.... You don't know it until now, but you guys have no chance to survive...
Roshan: Are you that one guy from the All Your Base cartoons? I mean, it sounds like that alien dude.... oh, CATS! What kind of name is CATS for an alien? Man....
TOG: Shut up! *pushes a button*
A cage drops from the ceiling, trapping everyone inside.
TOG: I told you all... Now watch, HAHAHA!
Roy pushes the cage over with no problem.
TOG: *astonished look* Huh? I ordered a HEAVY cage; You shouldn't have been able to push it over...
Roy: (While you weren't looking, I kinda saw it and swapped it out for a light one. Sorry for any inconvience it caused you and your impossible crusade...)
TOG: IMPOSSIBLE!?!?! I have yet to begin attacking! HAHAHA!
Roshan: He's right. None of us has been attacked yet.
TOG: SHUT UP you..... I am going to take you out first cuz you are so annoying! No, I should take out that orange guy cuz he messed up the cage! No wait....
*A strange glare appears in Roshan's eyes*
Roshan: I'd know that odd look anywhere...
RICK????
TOG: What the---? You know me?
Roy: (You know him?)
Cable: you know him?
00boo: You know him?
BY: You know--- *dies of TB for some odd reason*
Chi Chi Rodriguez: You know him?
Roshan: How'd you get in here?
Chi Chi: My friend bet me $10,000 that I couldn't hit a golf ball though a window here... *points to a broken window, then points to a golf ball*
Roshan: I was wondering about the golf ball...
Chi Chi: Now I'm rich!!! Bye! *takes the golf ball and leaves*
Roy: (How do you know him?
Roshan: Well, let me explain... Ya see....
*Rick errrr--- That One Guy smashes Roshan with a Lead Pipe.*
Roshan: Owwwwwww, I can't remember, what was I doing?
Cable: *Realizing how boring the explanation would be* how you'd beat this guy...
Roshan: Right! I guess we'll all....
What will they do? Will That One Guy's tricks work? And if so, how? And will they ever find the U "F" O? Find out next time!
*My real signature went on strike, said something about "unfair working conditions". So, this is a temporary replacement sig, until I can work things out with the real sig.
