Author Topic: Nintendo Rpg (Read 22255 times)

MadMario · « **Reply #45 on:** August 07, 2002, 07:56:33 PM »

Mario: Hmm, what's this?

*Mario picks up Old & Dusty Rod that has a star on the end.

Mario: Oh! It's my Star Rod!

*Mario uses Star Rod on E.Clip, 200 damage!

E.Clip HP: 1000/1500

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

CashCrazed · « **Reply #46 on:** August 15, 2002, 08:54:16 PM »

E. Clip: Giyahhh! My summoning powers are getting weaker as I do! My summoned paper clips now have less health! Oh, well. SUMMON!(Rock Clip appears)
R. Clip: I will CRUSH THEM!
Fire & Ice Clip:DOUBLE ELEMENTAL!(fires blue and red flashing beam)
Dark:Take cover!*BOOM*(Dark, Mario, and marines each take 150 damage, Marines disappear)
Dark:I think we need more help! TRANSFORM!(turns into Electric Clip). There! Now......SUMMON!(Dark Clip appears)

Dark:700\1000
Mario:350\500
Dark Clip:500\500
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Electric Clip:1000\1500
Fire Clip:800\1000
Ice Clip:900\1000
Rock Clip:500\500

Your move, Mario

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #47 on:** August 19, 2002, 07:51:24 PM »

har har har....
You cannot win evil scum!
*Flames P.Clip and does no damage*
Man I like this story...:)
hehehe!

LieutenantEagle · « **Reply #48 on:** August 20, 2002, 05:29:21 PM »

Hmmmm....guess I'm much too late to join. Oh well, guess I'll be making another topic like this one.

LieutenantEagle
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Gandalf: The Eagles have come! The Eagles have come!
LieutenantEagle: I know. They''re in front of you.

MadMario · « **Reply #49 on:** August 21, 2002, 05:35:00 PM »

Lt.Eagle, you are not too late. Look at how late into it CashCrazed joined! Besides, you'd make a good ally.

Mario: ULTRA JUMP!
*Mario uses Ultra Jump, ouch! That's gotta hurt!
E.Clip HP: 300/1500
F.Clip HP: 300/1000
I.Clip HP: 300/1000
R.Clip HP: 300/500 (he's made of rock!)

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

CashCrazed · « **Reply #50 on:** August 21, 2002, 06:47:41 PM »

E. Clip:****, he took off a lot!
F. Clip:That's 'cause paper clips bend easily!
Dark:With that in mind.....TRANSFORM(turns into Rock Clip)Now....CRUSH!!!*WHAM*(does 500 damage to Electric Clip)
E. Clip: NOOOOOoooooo......!*ZZZZZZT**POW!*
F. Clip: Master........!*POOF*
I. Clip: Yikes.........!*POOF*
R. Clip: HEY, I DIDN'T EVen get to fight........!*POOF*

LEVEL UP!

Mario: Nice, I got a level!
Dark: So diid I. But all that's left now is Bill Gates.........Let's storm the central tower!*gorund shakes and tower door closes*(Bill Gates flies out in a jetpack)
Gates:You lookin' for me?
Dark: Just hand over the Machine Orb or get your nerdy ass kicked!
Gates:Why dontcha look at the tower now?
Dark:What is that........(sees huge robot, Bill flies over and locks into ****pit)
Gates:Nice machine, eh?
Dark:What a cliché!
Gates:Well it works well, does it not?
Dark:Uhhhhhh......*BOOM*(gets hit by sonic charge and is thrown to castle wall)
Mario:This is gonna be a tough one........

Dark:1200\1200
Mario:800\800
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Robo-Gates:3000\3000

MadMario · « **Reply #51 on:** August 22, 2002, 05:19:04 PM »

What about Bob (lol, movie name) and Slash?

Anyway,

Mario: Umm, what to do? Hmm, STAR ROD!
*Mario uses Star Rod on Robo-Gates, 15 damage!
Robo-Gates HP: 2985/3000
Mario: Jeez! This could be bad!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

CashCrazed · « **Reply #52 on:** August 26, 2002, 09:08:46 PM »

Dark:How can be beat em'? 15 damage!?
Gates:You shall fry!*FFFFFFFFFFF**YAAAAAAAAA*(uses flamethrower arm and does 200 damage to Dark and Mario)
Dark:Machinery, eh? TRANSFORM!(turns into Electric Clip) I know your weakness! ELECTRIC BEAM!*ZZZZZZZZT*(does 500 damage to Robo-Gates)
Gates:****! That's not right!
Dark:A little electric charge to disable machinery, that's all.

Dark:1000\1200
Mario:600\800
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Robo-Gates:2485\3000

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #53 on:** August 26, 2002, 09:37:27 PM »

ha!!!!!I feel power!!ULTRA FLAME!!!!*gets bills robot rusted,and now has 2000/3000 hp,
but bill gates oils it,now only one arm of his bot cannot move,every 1000,two pieces come of.after the 3rd 1000(Defeated) then the whole thing shall blow up....and then the adventure will not be over yet...
Mario:Why?
Bob:The explosion may kill us all....and i'm not made for running...
oo...i think i learned a new transprotation move!we will escape with my card surf attack!i'll distract the robot/bill and you can attack it!Card surf!*A huge card appears,Bob jumps on it and surfs around in cricles in front of the head*
Bill:Oh Da**..die die die die!!!*Randomly tries too hit bob*
Bob:whoa!!!*gets hit,the card is about too explode so he jumps on too the robot,he needs too recharge before useing more magic,he jumps too the glass and breaks it,starts pounding bill gates*
Bob:Oh cr@p!*The robot goes wild as it isn't controled*

MadMario · « **Reply #54 on:** August 27, 2002, 01:11:48 PM »

Slice! 500 damage on Robo-Gates!

Mario: What was that?!

????: It was me who did that. I hate Gates just as much as you do, this percing katana will greatly aid you in this battle, but I will only help for this fight, and this fight only!

Gates: Get off of me you...Covenent moron!
Mario: Huh?
Bob: What?
Dark: Isn't the Covenent with him?

*Gates grabs Bob, pulls a plasma pistol out and shoots Bob!

Bob: KO!

Mario: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Oh, yeah, duh!

*Mario uses Pick-Me-Up on Bob, Bob is revived!

????: Here, you can borrow these.

*Stranger with cool Shades (hint, hint) gives each party member a sword.

????: I hope you know how to use them.

Party Status:

Mario: 600/800
Dark: 1000/1200
Bob: 800/800
Slash: 800/800
Mario Items:

23 Pick-Me-Ups (ditched the other Items and found 20 Pick-Me-Ups)
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Robo-Gates: 1500/3000
Bill Gates: 500/500

Bill Gates: You will not defeat me so easily!

*Bill Gates uses Speedy Repair, 500 HP restored to Robo-Gates!

Robo-Gates HP: 2000/3000

GoombaDoom · « **Reply #55 on:** August 27, 2002, 08:14:38 PM »

Hey, is it to late for me to join in?

-Gryphon

MadMario · « **Reply #56 on:** September 07, 2002, 04:08:39 PM »

No, you can join if you want. The more the merrier!

Mario, Mario, Mario! What happened to Mr. Andretti?

Bob the Spiny parakoopa · « **Reply #57 on:** September 12, 2002, 08:10:40 PM »

Yes...you're lucky cause you MAY be the last one joining,aw lets go up too seven..
Bob:*Pulls out sword and lifts it up in the sunlight*DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!Huh?My sword....its not working!
Bill:Thats because my X shield is on!as long as i am in my seat i am solid as steel and unhurtable!
Bob:In that case...Card surf!*Floats around the legs and recharges,he uses a flame on a tiny hole,and what do ya know......it flames a screw,and makes some type of chain reaction.the machine explodes and right before the machine explodes,bob flames bill too 400/500(He fell of the chair),and bill smiles...*
Bob:Whats so funny?
Bill:THIS!*he presses a button,and another robot with a huge plasma pistol appears(1500/1500) and aims at bob as the card dissapears(It has a time limit) and Bob runs behind the robot.

MadMario · « **Reply #58 on:** September 13, 2002, 05:45:54 PM »

Double Post. Perfect timing: RIGHT WHEN I DIDN'T WANT IT!

Edited by - MadMario on 9/13/2002 4:49:34 PM

MadMario · « **Reply #59 on:** September 13, 2002, 05:46:22 PM »

Mario: I'm getting really annoyed!

*Mario charges his energy up and uses Musou Attack, doing 8 hits of 50 damage each on that new robot!

Robot HP: 1100

*Dude with shades uses Shooting Star on Bill Gates, does 100 damage AND sends him flying out of the battle!

Mario: I don't think that was a good idea. Look!

*Robot is going crazy!!!