Mario: Erm... uh...
Luigi: They're right there! *Points to a large fort with a grenn flag that has a Star on it.*
Bob: WHa?
*Eldstar comes*
Eldstar: What the-?! That wasn't there yesterday! Cough... hack, hack...
Mario: Let's check it out!
Luigi: Yeah! Let's Go!
Bob: Good... I *pant* was about to *pant* fall down...
*The four enter the fort and see a large painting of a Star*
Luigi: Let's get this! We need all the Star power we can find!
*Then they see some really powerful items*
Mario: Ooooooh... Let's get some!
Luigi: Mario, what items are those? * Points to a wheel, a Mirror, and a sword*
Mario: I don't know, but let's take them!
Bob: Hey guys! Look at this! *Points to roomful of coins, starmen, Stars, and cannons*
Mario: Wow....
Eldstar: his is a regular treasure room!
Luigi: Wait, Let me get that star back there!
Mario: Oh, and I want the sword.
Bob: I'll take the Wheel!
Luigi: I'll take the Mirror, seeing it's the only item left.
*They grab what they wanted and take all of the stars and coins*
Mario: Wait, I see a map...
Luigi: The left cannon leads to more stars, the center cannon leads to an exit. I also see 2 crowns next to the exit, and the right cannon leads to more coins. But there's no way to get back here...
Eldstar: And there's a cliff after Exit! Trust me, I know Star Haven!
Mario: *feeling the walls in the candle-lit room* These walls are solid, they're unbreakable!
Bob: It's a trap!!! Runnnnnn!!
*Just then, the entrance closes, and Bowser comes out, holding two people, Kirby and Ness. They all have weird caps on. Kirby looks dazed, and Ness looks crazy*
Bowser: Gwa-ha-ha! How do you like my new trap? Don't Worry, there's enough to make a living here! A living of pain!!! Mwa-ha-ha! Kirby, Ness! Cream these 4 clowns!
Kirby: Yes, sir!
Ness: Yes, boss!
Mario: *whispering* I think Bowser put mind-control caps on them. If we can knock off the caps, They'll be good and help us beat Bowser!
Luigi: Let's do it!
*They enter combat*
Mario uses the sword and slices up Bowser's attacks.
Ness: PK FIRE!
Luigi: I'll block it! *He pulls out the Mirror Wand and makes a large mirror*
Ness: That's weak. *The fire breaks the mirror and dissapears*
Luigi: Uh oh. *Makes another, stronger mirror*
Ness: PK FIRE!!! PK ICE!!! PK LASER
*the attacks reflect and hit Bowser, Ness and Kirby*
Kirby: Ouch!!!!!
Ness: Rats!!
Bowser: I'm burning up!!!!
Bob: Now, I'll run ';em over! *Uses wheel on all of them*
Kirby: They stole my powers! Ouch!
Ness: Double-ouch!
*Bob's wheel attack pops on Bowser's Spiny shell and Bob loses his power*
Kirby: Oooh... wild power! *Kirby takes in the wheel power and grins*
Kirby: Wheel!!! *Runs over bob*
Mario: I think I can slice up Kirby's cap!
Luigi: It'd better work!
*Mario slices up most of the cap, and Kirby becomes good.*
Bowser: Oh no! NESS! EVERYTHING!!
Ness: YES! PK FIRE! PK ICE! PK LASER! PK MAGNET! PSI POWER!
*The powers bounce aroun the room, and reflect off of Luigi's Mirror*
*Ness's PK Magnet, brings in Mario, and Mario takes a beating by Ness*
Kirby: Let me help, Mario! *Wheels over Ness, crushing the helmet and freeing Mario*
Ness: Now it's Payback time Bowser!
Bob: Star Power!!!! *Eldstar Summons the other Star Spirits*
Eldstar: Defeat Manuver 13 on Bowser! Hurry!
*The Star Spirits form a circle around Bowser, and Bowser is severly hit*
Bowser: Triple-ow!
Kirby: Now, my turn! * runs under Bowser, tripping him up, so he falls on the floor*
Ness: My turn: *Fires PK Ice and freezes Bowser*
Mario: Yes! We won!
Luigi: I don't think so... *Bowser melts the ice with his fire and breaks free*
Bowser: Graaaa!!!!! *Fires and arrow that shatters the mirror and then breates a firestorm that burn Luigi and Mario up*
Ness: My moves ALWAYS backfire! Let me try again *Use PK Magnet to bring Bowser close and uses PK Fire to burn him, but Bowser shoots his own fire. The 2 fires mix, makeing one huge fireball. Ness runs over and Bowser gets hit by it.*
Bowser: OWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Bob: This should finish him. *Shell kicks Bowser 20 times*
Bowser: Noooooooo!!!!! *He explodes, leaving behind a key*
Mario: Yeah!!
*They take the key and unlock a door, leaing to a pitch-black tunnel*
Luigi: This is not good.
Ness: That's right.
Mario: Uh-huh
Bob: Yep.
Kirby: Wait, *uses a Light power that lights up the tunnel*
Mario: Good job!
*They run to the end and find Prinncess Peach and Daisy, tied up*
Peach: mmmm, mmm, mmm,mmmph!
Daisy: mmmmph, mmmmmmmmmmph, mmmph!
Bob: Let me help. *unties the bandannas and unties them*
Peach: Thank you so much!
Daisy: *kisses Luigi*
Luigi: ahhhh.... *Faints*
Peach: Here's a key that will get us out of the door out front! *hands Mario a key*
Daisy: Who's this Little Boy with a bat, and this Pink Puffball?
Luigi: *getting up* Why, those are Kirby and Ness! They're from another universe, so don't ask us how they found us.
*They all walk out and unlock the front and return to Mario's house*
*Continued* -->
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