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Jman

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« Reply #3270 on: April 07, 2006, 04:38:24 PM »
Yeah, so I dropped a heavy piece of steel on my big toe today when I was working.  Now I can hardly walk.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #3271 on: April 07, 2006, 08:43:25 PM »
Ouch.  I think somebody needs a wheelchair. 
Oh, and I'll have a lemon-lime beverage...on the rocks...
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #3272 on: April 07, 2006, 10:22:09 PM »
*gives the blue toad a sprite on ice* There ye go! And Jman *brings him a wheelchair* Sit down, young man.
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Jman

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« Reply #3273 on: April 08, 2006, 06:37:14 PM »
Okay, while I'm at it, I'd like a giant mug of frosty rootbeer.  You know, a sasparilla swimming hole.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #3274 on: April 08, 2006, 09:25:18 PM »
I'm terribly sorry, but I'm not familiar with you all's terms. Could you all teach me? *brings a frosty rootbeer* Here ye' go! Have a jolly good time!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #3275 on: April 09, 2006, 05:49:39 PM »
Would you give alcohol to minors? XD
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« Reply #3276 on: April 09, 2006, 06:09:56 PM »
Sure thing! One glass of methyl water coming right up. It might kill you, but hey! They're all poisons.

« Reply #3277 on: April 10, 2006, 04:58:20 AM »
I may be underage, but... meh, no one's looking... >_> I'd like a vodka. Quickly, those adults are staring. o_0
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #3278 on: April 10, 2006, 12:59:15 PM »
NO! I'm taking all of the alcohalic beverages from this bar! I really don't care that it is a bar. Mr.Melee could get arrested for giving it to underage minors and I could get arrested for following orders! *hears police sirens* OMG!!! *goes crazy* HIDE IT ALL! *stands still for a few moments* BREAK IT ALL! *gets an ax and breaks all the beer bottles*
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #3279 on: April 11, 2006, 12:45:30 AM »
*Sneaks vodka bottle out*

Wait... I'm anti-alcohol... whoops. *Smashes it*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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« Reply #3280 on: April 11, 2006, 07:56:44 AM »
For those of you who don't know chemistry, ethyl alcohol is completely different than ethanol. Ethyl alcohol is used in the petrochemical industry-- fuels.

« Reply #3281 on: April 11, 2006, 04:37:54 PM »
DRINK IT ALL! *gulp*
Why, hello, Officer Mike!  How...NICE to see you!!
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« Reply #3282 on: April 12, 2006, 02:03:15 AM »
In honor of my 4000th post, I hereby move the Mario Bar to its rightful place.

No wonder I hadn't seen it in so long.

Give me a Kerokero Cola to celebrate.

« Reply #3283 on: April 12, 2006, 12:28:52 PM »
*skates over with the Kerokero Cola* HAPPY 4000th POST! *looks at feet* Sorry, I felt like skating. Hope I'm not breaking any policies...
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #3284 on: April 12, 2006, 12:38:19 PM »
Happy 4000th post! I would like a glass of Sprite, Please. (pulls out Nintendo DS and plays MarioKart DS).
Loyal nintendo fan since 1991! WTMK Is the best radio station EVER! Super Mario will never die!!!!!!

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