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BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #3285 on: April 12, 2006, 12:59:37 PM »
Hooray! And yes, this is the Mario Bar's rightful place. How could it be considered a game??
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Luigison

  • Old Person™
« Reply #3286 on: April 12, 2006, 01:05:05 PM »
Mario Bar is just a long schizophrenic story with just enough "truth" thrown in to make people think its not a story.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #3287 on: April 12, 2006, 01:23:32 PM »
Truth?
You want the truth?
YA CAN'T HANDLE DA TRUTH!

That's why its here, in this place.
Heh, it was once a game...
*Plays Twister*
Most Wishy-Washy

« Reply #3288 on: April 12, 2006, 02:23:31 PM »
*brings 9 sprites on rocks out* I gotta go! I'm overworking!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #3289 on: April 13, 2006, 12:30:15 PM »
Hey, pt_peach, lookie over there, a man looking suspecious is going in through the door with his hand in his coat pocket...
Most Wishy-Washy

« Reply #3290 on: April 13, 2006, 02:38:32 PM »
Oh crap. I better go see what's up. *goes over to the man* Would you like a seat sir? Some soda? Milkshakes? *man starts to pull something out of his pocket*
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

BP

  • Beside Pacific
« Reply #3291 on: April 13, 2006, 02:42:10 PM »
I'll save you, pt_peach! *stabs man with a pair of scissors*
Let's see here... uh-oh... He was going to give you a dollar. Whoops! Sorry about that, guy.
All your dreeeeeeams begiiin to shatterrrrrr~
It's YOUR problem!

Jman

  • Score
« Reply #3292 on: April 13, 2006, 04:03:29 PM »
That was a close one!  Oh wait, I just read the post again.  Still, we can't take any chances.  We can't have our favorite bartender in danger! 

Hey, I think he's still alive.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #3293 on: April 13, 2006, 04:32:54 PM »
*Guy pulls out wedding ring*
<GUY>I just wanted...to give you this...
*Drops dead*
Most Wishy-Washy

« Reply #3294 on: April 13, 2006, 04:37:55 PM »
good one.  Who is he?
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« Reply #3295 on: April 13, 2006, 04:43:52 PM »
*crys tears of horror* MY FIANCE! And I didn't even notice him! *crys uncontrollobly*
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #3296 on: April 13, 2006, 04:44:35 PM »
I find it funny that you didn't even notice that he was your fiance until I saw his ring.
*snort*
Most Wishy-Washy

« Reply #3297 on: April 13, 2006, 04:47:57 PM »
He has a haircut! That's why I didn't notice! *throws a glass of sprite on dude* Thats for snorting!
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #3298 on: April 13, 2006, 04:49:23 PM »
*Snort*
Hey...
Look at the ring...
Its ticking...
Most Wishy-Washy

« Reply #3299 on: April 13, 2006, 04:51:48 PM »
Me: It must be... AAAH! A CLOCK!
*Clock continues ticking*
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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