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« Reply #15 on: January 26, 2004, 03:55:03 PM »
Vlagranian: Mwahaha! You will all bow to me!

CitrusMan: Never!

Vlagranian: *Applies a swift kick to the balls* Bow to to royalty!

CitrusMan: *bends over with pain*

Sapphira: No more, I say! *whip crack!*

Vlagranian: Eep! She's wearing leather! Those poor cows...

Cows: Eet mor chiken!

Chupperson: It is I! Chuppersman!

Vlagranian: NOOOO! Not Chuppersman! EYE DEATH BEAMS. For a limited time only with extra d00m.

XXX: I feel bubbly.

200 characters and nothing to say.

Forest Guy

  • Anything else?
« Reply #16 on: January 26, 2004, 05:38:37 PM »
Meowrik: Is it lunch time already?

_____________________________
I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! Beware my Jalapeno Katana and Chilli Claws!
= = = = = = =
Agender, curry fan, Top 10 lister, indie dev, gym hitter, musician, et al.

« Reply #17 on: January 26, 2004, 08:01:31 PM »
Dave: Woah! A new Bored topic!
Roshen: Do I get to be in this?
Dave: No. You ate the last one.
Roshen: NooooOOOOO!!!

---------------
Meanwhile
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UFO: Ahh... Vacations are nice.
Gregor: Jolly good, I say.
---------------
Meanwhile
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Fawful: I HAVE FURY!
Gerakobitts:No, I HAVE FURY!
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
*by the way, Gerakobitts is the Japanese Fawful.*
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
Fawful: No, I DO!
Gerakobitts: No, I DO!
Cackletta: Will you two SHUT UP!!!?
Bowletta: I agree! It was bad enough having one of you.
---------------
Meanwhile
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......

Wait... what was going on?

Edited by - Dairy King on 1/26/2004 6:03:22 PM
More shtick than you can shake a stick at.

Forest Guy

  • Anything else?
« Reply #18 on: January 26, 2004, 08:40:25 PM »
No thanks, I already had some.

_____________________________
I am Meowrik, the 5th Samurai Pizza Cat! Beware my Jalapeno Katana and Chilli Claws!
= = = = = = =
Agender, curry fan, Top 10 lister, indie dev, gym hitter, musician, et al.

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #19 on: January 26, 2004, 10:03:08 PM »
Steve: I fold. *Throws cards away*
Roshan: There aren't any cards though...
Roy: (That's a metaphor, you twit...)

What cards did Steve had?
Was it 7 and 2 off-suited?
If it was, I don't blame him for folding!
Why didn't this post have ANYTHING to do with the plot?
Why IS there a plot?

... you know what goes here because I sort of forgot

Stupid Quotes: (11th Edition) Martin Luther King Day special!
"If [Dr.] Martin Luther King Jr. were alive to see how so-called "civil rights" have progressed today, he`d be spinning in his grave right now."
~Me.
~I.S.~

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #20 on: January 27, 2004, 01:32:25 AM »
Chupperson: The Lone Ranger rides again as... THE MYSTERIOUS PROSPECTOR! Includes pack mule!

Vlagranian: NOOO!!!

Pack Mule: HEE HAW! HEE HAW! *tramples Vlagranian*

CitrusMan: That should take care of him!

Vlagranian: MUAHAHA YOU FOOLS

Jimmy: NOOOOOO!!!

My, what a lot of yelling.

Jared Fogle: AAAAAAAAHHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAA-- *cut back to paratrooper*

Sgt. Flutter: TEN HUT, MEN!

*SUDDENLY, THE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS ATTACKS!!*

TGoC: HAHAHA!! I will destroy you all with post-holiday bills!!

Consumer in Debt: NO!!

TGoC: YES!!! *kicks an airplane*

Airplane: AAHHHHSPLASHHHH

Submarine: *getting palm read*

Palm Reader Chick: In your former life, I see... the sky...

Former Occupant of the Airplane: AAAHHHH

Green Acres and Ham: Will you try some GREEEEEEEN Acres is the place for me?

Mr. Knox: I would not, could not, with a bee.

Knock Knock: Who's there?
It's-a me, Jimmy: Jimmy who?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
That was a joke.

« Reply #21 on: January 27, 2004, 01:46:04 AM »
*Jimmy cracks corn*

Corn: OW!

-----------------------------------------

Roy: Ah HA! Witness my triumphant return!

Other Roy: Hey! I was the first Roy on a next-gen console.

Roy: I was on earlier consoles.

Other Roy: So was I in Japan!

Roy: ...

Other Roy: ...

@_@: ...

my pathetic attempts at humor are fleeting

« Reply #22 on: January 27, 2004, 05:24:31 PM »
The return of Mamamia Mario...

"Walk softly and carry a Super Scope."
"At Dukar, we place our emphasis on serving you, supporting
you, and helping you be as successful as possible."

« Reply #23 on: January 27, 2004, 06:33:40 PM »
Chair: I am the chair, I am, I am, I can't believe it's not butter...

That one guy over there: Yes you can.

King Kong: Yo dawg, I'm in 'da hizzouse, man, lets go shizzle that thurr barizzle over thurr.

Fawful: Word yo.

Or is it?... *shifts eyes supiciously*
Let me away from this boulder!

« Reply #24 on: January 27, 2004, 07:54:53 PM »
Dave: Pssst... Roshen..
Roshen: Psst.. What?
Dave: Five bucks says you can't de-pants everyone in the forum.
Roshen: You're on!
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Meanwhile
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Some Guy: I have to wonder what is going on in this crazy world!
Roshen: *de-pants SG*
SG: Aw, crud.
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Meanwhile
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Fawful: Since when do I talk like that?
Roshen: *de-pants Fawful*
Fawful: Aw, crud.
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Meanwhile
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Construction Worker A: And remember to keep obstructions off of the narrow I Beams when walking accross them!
Construction Worker B: So, you want us to keep our pants on?
Construction Worker A: Yes!
Roshen: *de-pants Construction Worker A and Construction Worker B*
Construction Worker B: Like this? *takes step, falls*
Construction Worker A: Exactly!!
Construction Worker B: Aw, Crud.â„¢



"The Hero''s triumph on Cataclysm''s Eve wins three symbols of virtue. The Master Sword he retrieves, keeping the knights'' line true."
More shtick than you can shake a stick at.

n/a

« Reply #25 on: January 27, 2004, 10:15:21 PM »
*cough*

[poof]



____________________

Haiku:



writing a poem

with seventeen syllables

is very diffi


n/a

« Reply #26 on: January 27, 2004, 10:20:17 PM »
*cough*

[poof]



____________________

Haiku:



writing a poem

with seventeen syllables

is very diffi


TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #27 on: January 28, 2004, 07:16:32 PM »
~~~~the FACES Chp. 2~~~~
(Opening theme starts, characters  break into song)

O~O: Make the caFFeine-inducED vOICES stop! AHHHHH
@_@: Your tortured screams make me laugh
._0: Your eyes make me want some Visine
X_X: I juuust aaate a GI-RAFF
All: We are the faces now, together forever in harmony!
Sometimes we fight
Sometimes we kill
.: But I always manage to thrilll (the ladies, wink!)
X_X: I JUUUST ATE A GI-RAAAAFF
(End Song.)

.: Hey, guys, maybe we should see Empty`, the doctor called and the doctor said no more monki-

._0: SILENCE. I have a replacement face, everyone meet Ectasy.

^_^: Hi everybody! I'm happy to meet you all! Let's make paper snowflakes! YAY!

O~O: OK, I'll makE mine out of SAnd paper.

*_0: Hey where'd Lazy Right go?

^_^: Here's a note he left! It says he left and is never coming back!

(@_@ reads note)
@_@: It's a note saying he went to get groceries and will be back in a few minutes.

^_^: I'm illiterate!

The End

Will Lazy Right ever come back?
Is Empty` gone forever?!
Is Ectasy really illiterate, or is Blood-Shot?!?

Answers: Yes in a few minutes, no he's dead forever, Ectasy is the illiterate one.

Time slowed and Reality bent.
But on and on the Eggman went.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 1/28/2004 7:49:35 PM
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Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #28 on: January 29, 2004, 01:25:41 AM »
Generic Bad Hero Guy Dude Man: KILL THE INFIDELS!

The Franklin Mint: *starts throwing dishes*

RoshEn: Hey, I ordered one of those! *starts eating dishes*

Teddy Brewster: CHARGE THE LOCKHOUSE!

Locks: AAAH!! *cower in fear*

Avenging Dude Man: I'll come to save you!

Vlagranian: NYAHAHAHAH!!! YOU WILL NEVER SAVE THEM. d00m LazarzZ aktavatid.

WEIRD DUDE: I'll stop you!

CitrusMan: No, I will!!

SSBM Announcer: FAILURE

Vlagranian: Ha ha ha!! Now I will take over your flies and kumquats!

Flies: LEEAAADERRR

RoshEn: *eats kumquats* ...Those were ... TOO NORMAL AAHHH

cable: what, dad?

RoshEn: *eats a pile of tar* MMMmmMMMm THis is more LikE it

Grear: GREEAR!!

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
That was a joke.

n/a

« Reply #29 on: January 29, 2004, 03:10:38 PM »
*cooooooøooouuûuughhckcoughcoughcough* *cough* *hack* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *wheeze**cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *choke**cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *coughcough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *coügh* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *wheeze* *coughety-coughety-cough**cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *axyphiates* *dies*

Whew.... still bored.
*cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* mmm....throat tastes funny.... *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*
...
...

____________________
Haiku:

writing a poem
with seventeen syllables
is very diffi

Edited by - n/a on 1/29/2004 1:11:42 PM

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