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Lizard Dude

« Reply #45 on: February 09, 2004, 04:32:50 PM »
Which number?

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”

Insane Steve

  • Professional Cynic
« Reply #46 on: February 09, 2004, 11:20:41 PM »
Steve: Does it matter? I mean, it is probably 7 or 8 digits and is too long to remember.
Roshan: Can we get on with the story?
Roshen: Why isn't my "E" capitalized here? *burp*
Steve: ... Ugh...

No questions today, folks. You know, when I was little, we didn't GET teaser questions for the next episode! We kept our interest WITHOUT all these newfangled "Riterall" ADD medications! And furthermore... (continue old person ranting)

~I.S.~
~I.S.~

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #47 on: February 09, 2004, 11:30:36 PM »
wheres dezzer

Patented, eh?

wheres dezzer

Dodongo: YAHH I can't breathe fire!
Link: Yayyyy
*asteroid crashes on pizza parlor*
Jim: Dag nabbit!
Jimmy: ...
Jimbo: That was my line!

Vlagranian: I crave pizza! *calls Jimbo*
Jimbo: it seems we have run out of pizza
Vlagranian: NOOOO *dies*
U "F" O: That's it?
Vlagranian: NOOOO you fool! Ahahahahaaahah!!

Gregor: Well, jolly bloody well good and ham fried noodle!

My brother: Ham fried noodle? Ya mean Mac 'n' Cheese? *grin*

Me: No, I mean ... NORM ... FRIED ... A PICKLE!

RoshEn: Can I have it?

CAN ROSHeN HAVE THE PICKLE?
DO WE REALLY CARE?
WILL WE FIND THE ANSWER?

PROBABLY NOT! BUT STAY TUNED!

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
That was a joke.

Deezer

  • Invincible
« Reply #48 on: February 10, 2004, 01:50:10 AM »
Deezer: What's the deal with this thread?
Deezer: I'll never understand it.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #49 on: February 10, 2004, 05:17:05 PM »
C%I've been wanting to write something like this for awhile, but never had an excuse untill now %C
Highlander: In the end, there can only be one!

Neo: I am the One.

Weird Dude: We are the Two!

Darth Vader: You will all fall to the power of The Dark Side,(exhaling noise), now DIE.

C% Captain Tennille was originally only a ref but I decided to let him in on the action %C
Captain Tennille: And a tournament of the most powerful movie characters(and Weird Dude) begins, Let's Go!

To be continued, right now.

//Round one: Neo vs. Captain Tennille//
C% I wasn't sure how to write the battle sequences so I just gave brief, one line descriptions of all major offensive, defensive, and evasive moves %C
Captain Tennille swings his fake plastic sword at Neo.
Neo then breaks in 2 with a karate punch then super kicks him into the opposing wall of the 60 ft. by 60 ft. plain concrete arena.
The Captain is down, the tournament medic, Doctor DoomC% DR.D as the medic was an on the spot idea %C, declares him DOA.

Next match: Weird Dude vs. The Highlander

Will TMK's own hold up against the supernatural sword-weilder?

Will the fight be longer and less dumb then the first?

To be continued, not now.

Don’t make me go Zelda on you.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 6:21:46 PM
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MadRhetoric

« Reply #50 on: February 10, 2004, 06:15:46 PM »
I found that Ecuador has something called a "registration of obscure forum topics" so I got Bored one of those too.

_____________________________
"Good writers touch life often. Mediocre ones run a hand over her. Bad ones rape her and leave her for the flies." - Ray Bradbury, Fahrenheit 451
200 characters and nothing to say.

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #51 on: February 10, 2004, 08:29:55 PM »
Dr. Doom, ahahahahah.
That was a joke.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #52 on: February 11, 2004, 05:31:58 PM »
//Battle 2// Highlander vs. Weird Dude

Highlander: Prepare to lose.

Weird Dude: Prepare to wax the printer.

C% I like the word kamikaze so I through it in there for no reason %C
The Highlander kamikazees through the air at Weird Dude with his sword pointyed at his head.
WD then conjures up a printer and a can of boat wax to deflect HL's attack.
He then uses his Dude powers to spawn a small platoon of lizards.
The Highlander chops a few of them in half but they eventually over power him.
One of the lizard's turn into Godzilla and eats The Highlander.
C% I wasn't sure how strong to make Weird Dude, so I had one of the lizards actually defeat The Highlander %C

Weird Dude wins!!

There are 3 opponents left, Weird Dude, Neo, and Darth Vader.
The next battle Darth Vader vs. a mystery guest. Who chooses the mystery guest? YOU!
Suggest who you want to fight Darth Vader and then I will pit that person against the Dark Lord.
Restrictions: Your suggestion must be a powerful or clever character from any movie and it must be a humanoid.
C% I always intended for the mystery guest to lose, no matter who they turned out to be. I originally planned for Darth Vader and Neo to fight in the end of the series then the winner out of them(I hadn't decided who would win) would fight Weird Dude, who would win and be the TMK's Champion %C
CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!

Don''t make me break my foot off in your ***!

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 6:31:17 PM
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Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #53 on: February 11, 2004, 10:31:09 PM »
I vote...



GOGGLE



The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 2/11/2004 8:31:45 PM

That was a joke.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #54 on: February 12, 2004, 05:05:59 PM »
No one else is submitting characters?
C% I had told Chupperson about the "other people pick the fighter" idea and I knew he was going to submit Google, I was disappointed that he was the only person that submitted someone, not counting Bub from Bubble Bobble, I don't know who that is. %C

Don''t make me break my foot off in your ***!

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 6:34:24 PM
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Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #55 on: February 12, 2004, 11:03:36 PM »
George: Hey, how about a slice of mud?

Fred: Nah, I want a ham fried noodle.

Deke: Too bad, all I have is a soup sandwich. *hits xylophone*

Xylophone: Ouch!

Mallet: Hey, what's going on in the croquet tourney?

Roshan: Ha ha ha! I have the KISS OF DEATH!

CW: No!

Roshan: *whacks ball into CW's ball*

CW: I lose! AAAAHHHH

Fred: *eats Spam*

Bill: Waiter! Check please!

Fred: *burp* Ahh, digital garbage.

*THE EVIL FOOT oF FOODINESS RETURNS!!!*

Jimbo: But it's never been in the story before.

Simon Belmont: I don't care! YAAH!

Dracula: *evil laugh*

Foot: *whap* DIE!

Grems: NO!!

Germs: !!ON

Franketydoodah: WHAAHHRIWFIEOGERGLRG!

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.
That was a joke.

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #56 on: February 12, 2004, 11:31:16 PM »
Use Bub from Bubble Bobble!

("o0o") My metroid thinks you are stupid. People who
....v...v disagree with metroids often get sucked dry.
This is donotcare95, phasing out.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #57 on: February 13, 2004, 05:32:44 PM »
//Battle 3 Goggle vs. Darth Vader//

For the battle the retractable roof was retracted to accommodate Google's height, let the battle begin!

Goggle charged Darth Vader, who used Jedi speed to avoid his stomping.
DV then used the Force to throw large chunks of concrete at Google to hold him at bay while he used his interstellar communicator.
Goggle punched out the concrete boulder about to hit him and then races toward DV.
Right before he was going to crush Darth a intense ray of green light came down and blew Goggle to smithereens.
C% i want to apologize for this lame ending, I just couldn't think of a way for Darth Vader to beat a freaking zord %C

Darth Vader wins!

Apparently he called upon the Death Star knowing he couldn't fight him with his tiny by comparison lightsaber.

Next battle: Neo vs. David's idea from last night in the chatroom.

What was his idea?
Will he/she be a match for Neo?

Find out next time in Bored!

Don''t make me break my foot off in your ***!

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/16/2004 6:38:07 PM
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Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #58 on: February 13, 2004, 11:47:17 PM »
Patrick Mud: I challenge the logic of the previous match. Therefore, I shall prove to you why Goggle in reality beat Darth Vader.




First, this match did not consider any of Goggle's weaponry.




Even the Goggle Tank could easily take Vader.




Even if Goggle was hit, he could have easily separated into the Jet, Tank, and Dump.




Boom.



The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

That was a joke.

Lizard Dude

« Reply #59 on: February 14, 2004, 12:37:32 AM »
That was one of the coolest posts ever.

“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.”
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