Well, excuse me for enjoying my little life of illusion! No, I'm just kidding, I know what you're saying. But still, all these little theories about time and space always end up with people persuading me to change my mind, which I am perfectly fine with(I'm perfectly fine with my mind, I mean). So I guess I'll just leave this topic and go find some other topic. Ooh, Fortuna...
(BTW, I'd answer your gravity question, but I keep floating away from my keyboard.)
If at first you don''t succeed, try until you run out of syrup.