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« Reply #1875 on: February 20, 2006, 11:09:09 AM »
Why do they call them "french fries" if they don't come from France?
I see poop.

Luigison

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« Reply #1876 on: February 20, 2006, 11:33:38 AM »
In English fry is ambigous and can mean several types of frying including pan and deep frying. French fries are fried the French way.  Deep fried.
“Evolution has shaped us with perceptions that allow us to survive. But part of that involves hiding from us the stuff we don’t need to know."

« Reply #1877 on: February 20, 2006, 12:50:40 PM »
I did not know that.
I see poop.

« Reply #1878 on: February 20, 2006, 01:33:19 PM »
A pointless fact, it is.
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #1879 on: February 21, 2006, 08:27:10 AM »
Pointless quotes.

Hermione: Is that really what my hair looks like from the back?

Fiona: Where are you going? The exit's over there!
Shrek: Well, I hafta save my (donkey).

Jessie: We're slowing Lugia down, the three of us are too heavy!
James: Let's try Weight Watchers.
Jessie: It's too late for that!

Ted(man in the yellow hat): You followed me here all the way from Africa?! To play Peekaboo?!?!

Me: Your Strong Bad impression sounds more like Yoda.
Dad: *as a SB/Yoda cross* Checking the email, I am.

Victor: I've got a... dwarf... and I'm not afraid to use him!
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"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

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« Reply #1880 on: February 21, 2006, 03:42:53 PM »
"Stop browbeating her!  Can't you see she's sexy?"
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #1881 on: February 21, 2006, 04:21:32 PM »
Haha.  *sings theme to pink panther*
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #1882 on: February 21, 2006, 04:25:31 PM »
Has anybody ever seen The Demented Cartoon Movie before? As the name says, it's demented. A very, very strange movie. It's 30 minutes long, too.

WARNING: This is an akward movie. Prepare to be 'WTD?'ed.

I'm not showing my own material, so it isn't really 'advertising', right?

« Reply #1883 on: February 21, 2006, 05:05:19 PM »
I have decided, for my own personal safety, not to watch it. Plus, I've got music playing, it would mess it up.

More pointless quotes!

Ron: This looks like it belonged to my great aunt Tessie! *sniffs outfit* Smells like my great aunt Tessie... *looks over to Harry* ...Murder me, Harry.

Helen: I can't believe you don't want to go to your own son's graduation.
Bob: It's not a graduation. He's moving from the fourth grade to the fifth grade.
Helen: It's a ceremony!
Bob: It's psychotic!

Venkman: Y'know, I'm a voter! Aren't you... s'posed to lie to me and kiss my butt?

Stantz: You mean, you never had a slinky?
Spengler: We had part of a slinky, but I straightened it.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Jman

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« Reply #1884 on: February 21, 2006, 09:43:15 PM »
*The following is a conversation from two people, Detective Jack Smart and his partner, agent 98.*  I got this idea after watching "The Pink Panther."

Jack: Now, I will explain how to find ze killer, as soon as I finish this donut.

*98 comes running in.*

98: Jack!  Don't eat that donut!

Jack: Why not 98?

*gun goes off*
*Jack drops to the floor.*

98: That was a donut shaped gun.  We'd better get you to the emergency room.
*Jack gets up*

Jack: Not to worry, 98.  The bullet missed my vital organs by that much.  All I lost was some blood.

98: Now to solve the mystery of the missing Red Rhino Ruby! Oh wait, you didn't tell the audience yet, did you?

Jack: No I did not 98.  I did mention that it was stolen. I swear, if I were a detective...

98: You are a detective, Jack.

Jack: Perhaps, but for now, let's solve the mystery of the Red Rhino Ruby!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #1885 on: February 21, 2006, 09:49:32 PM »
Aw, but it's hillarious in a good way, though, GG.

« Reply #1886 on: February 22, 2006, 02:04:37 AM »
Has anybody ever seen The Demented Cartoon Movie before? As the name says, it's demented. A very, very strange movie. It's 30 minutes long, too.

WARNING: This is an akward movie. Prepare to be 'WTD?'ed.

I'm not showing my own material, so it isn't really 'advertising', right?

Seen it? I quote it daily. Best movie ever. Notice that on the ZP staff page, I listed it as my fave movie. And, it's true. Along with the llama song.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #1887 on: February 22, 2006, 02:06:11 AM »
What's the llama song?
Kinopio is the ultimate video game character! Who else can drive a kart, host parties, play tennis, give good advice and items, and is almost always happy??

« Reply #1888 on: February 22, 2006, 02:13:13 AM »
I heard that this site contains inappropriate content, but I'm a long-time visitor and haven't seen any yet... if it is, mods, sorry, it's unintentional. I was merely trying to post the Llama Song for all to enjoy.

http://albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #1889 on: February 22, 2006, 12:38:28 PM »
Aw, but it's hillarious in a good way, though, GG.

I didn't want to mess my music up. The two sound things would get tangled up and it would come out as a blurb.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

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