Author Topic: Things a Mario character would never say (Read 73445 times)

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #135 on:** November 02, 2006, 11:46:31 AM »

Goomba King from Paper Mario: Now, after Mario beats Bowser, I shall go back and defeat Mario with my tree shaking techniqe which does 3 damage a shake!

SushieBoy · « **Reply #136 on:** November 02, 2006, 09:03:10 PM »

TEC: Duhhhh, How do I work this do-hicky?

Bowser: Time out! Time out! I broke a nail!

Toad: Does this vest make me look fat?

Mario: Bowser! Hurry up! We're missing Pokemon!!

Baby Bowser: WAHHHH! I wan't my bottle!!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #137 on:** November 02, 2006, 10:42:39 PM »

Those are all great lines SB, but I think Baby Bowser might say that.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #138 on:** November 05, 2006, 09:43:08 AM »

Mario: Yo yo yo homedogs! Mari-O is in the hiz-owse!

*has melted her own face of by posting that* Bleeeeeeeeeehhhhhhh...

Jman · « **Reply #139 on:** November 06, 2006, 07:15:10 AM »

"Hurry up! We're missing Pokemon!"

Yeah, like Mario would ever do that!

Kojinka · « **Reply #140 on:** November 06, 2006, 09:09:06 AM »

N64 Chick's Luigi would say that though.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #141 on:** November 06, 2006, 11:21:29 AM »

Peach: Mabye I should shave my head and get a cool mushroom hat like Toad!

Mario: Hey bowser! Old chap, want to play some chess?

Bowser: *sniff* this movie is so emotional, Bowser Jr., pass the tissues please...

Yoshi: I'd rather read this book on astronomy, but thanks for the offer on that seven course meal, Mario.

Wario: My fortune will go to..... The Salvation Army!

Jman · « **Reply #142 on:** November 07, 2006, 06:49:36 PM »

Bowser: What? Mario's already here? Give me a few minutes! I just want to catch the end of Little House!

Mario: This is no picnic for me either! I'm sacrificing my traditional "Lost" viewing night!

Toad: Foolish Mario brothers! I was a spy for Bowser all along! Now he knows your weaknesses!

Luigi: Figures! Something bad happens just as Monday Night Football is coming on!

Peach: Those graphic designers are amazing! I look a heck of a lot hotter than 15 years ago!

Mario: I am the very model of a cartoon individual. My animation's comical unusual and whimsical...*sings entire song.*

Luigi: It's time for Animaniacs! And we're zany to the max!

Bowser:*singing* All by myself...don't wanna be, all by myself, anymore.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #143 on:** November 07, 2006, 07:20:37 PM »

Mario: It's no use, he is too strong, lets give up...

Toadsworth: Ah-No! Peach is lost again! Ah, who cares... Let's watch football!

Peach: Bowser, you and me, in the hotub, NOW!!

Bowser: Peach, put on something beside that bikini...

Toad: Uhhhhh, guarding this wand is sooo tiring, I'm gonna ask Bowser to lift it for a while.

Kojinka · « **Reply #144 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:02:20 AM »

For some wierd reason, I can actually picture Toadsworth saying that. :P

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #145 on:** November 08, 2006, 05:01:43 PM »

Waluigi: I've been workin' out......*to Peach* Give my arms a squeeze.

Jman · « **Reply #146 on:** November 10, 2006, 06:56:59 PM »

Quote from: SushieBoy on November 07, 2006, 07:20:37 PM

Toadsworth: Ah-No! Peach is lost again! Ah, who cares... Let's watch football!

Nice! BSC implications are on the line like every week!

Mario: I should be the host of Mario Party! It is MY party after all!

Luigi: I hate all of the pressure of having my own game! I think I'll hide in Mario's shadow for a couple more years! When I've made enough money off of his image, I'll move on!

Toad: I can't wait for Michigan vs Ohio State! Heck, I'd LET Bowser take over the castle to be able to witness that game!

Peach: Boys and football. Never got it, never will. Bowser doesn't even kidnap me at the usual time on Saturdays!

Nintendo Bros. · « **Reply #147 on:** November 19, 2006, 06:00:37 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on October 29, 2006, 10:25:45 PM

PaperLuigi: Nintendo Bros, I am so happy you put gay in everyone of your posts. Please continue to do that whenever possible. I would like you to keep that quote Luigi said right where it is. Thank you!

I'm not sure if you are being sarcastic...

Anywhy,

Yoshi: I'm going fasting tonight!

Wario: I think I'll join the Weight Watchers.

Bowser: My dream is to become a ballerina!

DK: I speak English.

Peach: Come on, Mario. You know you want to...
Mario: Let's lock up Toadsworth first.

Toad: I'll save you, Peach! I just kicked Bowser's back!

Waluigi: Spongebob Squarepants! Spongebob Squarepants!...

Mario: Bowser, let's call a truce, okay, buddy?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #148 on:** November 19, 2006, 09:00:41 PM »

I'm saying to stop using the word "gay" in every one of your posts.

Jman · « **Reply #149 on:** November 26, 2006, 11:28:23 PM »

Mario: I never wanted to be a hero plumber. I wanted to be...a lumberjack!

Luigi: *Watching credits of SMB movie.* John Leguizamo as Luigi...yeah right. That guy couldn't play himself in a movie of his life!

Peach: Mario's just a little dope with a fat head. Now Bowser, there's a real man!

Bowser: *Comes back to Peach's room carrying her over his shoulder.* I'd better put Peach back before she wakes up! I'd hate to start anything with Mario!