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Author Topic: Things a Mario character would never say  (Read 73072 times)

Kojinka

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« Reply #150 on: November 27, 2006, 03:51:52 PM »
I think Luigi would say that.  More because of the crappiness of the whole movie than JL's acting.  Actually, I didn't think JL was all that bad as Luigi.  The only problem I had was that he didn't have a mustache.
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Regards, Uncle Dolan

The Chef

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« Reply #151 on: November 27, 2006, 04:25:29 PM »
Nah. His personality was radically different from any previous depiction of Luigi.

Kojinka

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« Reply #152 on: November 27, 2006, 04:56:58 PM »
I haven't seen that movie for a long time
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Jman

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« Reply #153 on: November 27, 2006, 05:28:58 PM »
Luigi: Homestar Runner needs to have his system flushed out.  You wouldn't believe some of the crap in there.  Broken lightbulbs and such.

Mario: Screw moral code!  I'm turning evil!

Bowser: Harvey Atkins as King Koopa, now there's a joke.  My name is Bowser, for crying out loud!  (This is actually a parody of how dumb I was when I was new, not knowing the difference between Bowser and Koopa.)

Toad: Now here's the plan, Yoshi.  At midnight, we kill Mario and Luigi, and force Daisy and Peach to love us desperate losers!

Koopa: *staring at a gold mine* Egad, Goomba!  This is even better than a Punky Brewster marathon!

Goomba: Oh no!  It's the 24 hour reality show channel!  Run away!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

The Chef

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« Reply #154 on: November 28, 2006, 04:15:13 PM »
Luigi: Homestar Runner needs to have his system flushed out.  You wouldn't believe some of the crap in there.  Broken lightbulbs and such.

What makes you think Luigi wouldn't say that? He is a plumber after all.

Goomba: Oh no!  It's the 24 hour reality show channel!  Run away!

What makes you think a Goomba wouldn't say that? I hear they're pretty intellegent.


Kojinka

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« Reply #155 on: November 28, 2006, 04:25:58 PM »
"What makes you think a Goomba wouldn't say that?  I hear they're pretty intellegent."
Here's how Goombella would NOT respond to that
Goombella: That was totally rude!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Fwirt

  • Now in Cherry
« Reply #156 on: November 28, 2006, 05:03:16 PM »
Mario: Hmm, I wonder if these mushrooms could have adverse side effects?

Yoshi: Get off me you weirdo!  I hate you!  Leave me alone!  This is my life!

Peach: Bowser, please come get me away from this italian creep, he's driving me insane!

Goombella: Ungh, don't bother me Mario, I'm watching the WWF marathon!

Booster: Hello, my good fellow.  I believe this is your princess?

Smithy: Forget weapons!  Let's start making toys for poor children!

Geno: I don't know WHY you want to call me Geno, my name is Bob.

Wario: Excuse me Mario, did you drop this wallet filled with $1000 bills?
"Say, you good at video games?  I'm not good at video games.  The last time I fired up one of my old Sega tapes it made me a waffle."

SushieBoy

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« Reply #157 on: November 28, 2006, 07:53:53 PM »
Lakilester: Wuh? My name is Lakilester! don't call me Spike man! (For future refrence, Lakilester is the last party member you get in PM)

Toad: Did I ever tell you that this is a hat?

Fawful: I am furious!

Eldstar: Mario, You'll never beat Bowser, so don't bother trying!

Koopatrol: *thinks on being a regular Koopa again*

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

Jman

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« Reply #158 on: November 28, 2006, 09:05:29 PM »
Lakitu: I should really stop trying to hurt people with spiky shells.

Luigi: Ooh, 4kids wants to do a Mario cartoon!  I'd better tell Mario of this great opportunity!

Mario: I'm going to negociate with Sony about becoming their mascot!

Toad: Ooh, trash tv! 

Bowser: Hmm, decisions, decisions.  Watch Seinfeld marathon or kidnap Peach?  Watch Seinfeld marathon or kidnap Peach?

Peach: Hmm, throw myself at Bowser or watch The Cosby Show? 

Goomba: Screw you guys!  I'm going home!

Koopa: Now that I have all of you in my grasp, I, Koopa Troopa, shall rule the world!  Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Tumble: Watch out, world!  Tumble is coming to prime time!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

The Chef

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« Reply #159 on: November 29, 2006, 05:28:21 PM »
Jman, some of your ideas have no basis. How would you know Luigi's opinion of 4Kids anyway?

Jman

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« Reply #160 on: November 30, 2006, 04:42:43 PM »
I really don't.  I think I've lost my comedic edge, if I ever had one to begin with.

Mario: I really hate pasta and mushrooms.

Daisy: (speechless, for once...)

Yoshi: Hmm, I really shouldn't eat this whole mess of food.  I think I'll have a celery stick instead.

Toad: *loads pistol* Crazy little mushroom man, eh?  I'll show them crazy!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Kojinka

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« Reply #161 on: November 30, 2006, 08:04:13 PM »
Well, most of the good ones have been used, so........

Peach:  I wonder what toadstools taste like.

E. Gadd: I'm through with researching ghosts.  I have found my true calling: FASHION DESIGN!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #162 on: November 30, 2006, 09:31:51 PM »
Yeah, I guess this topic has reached it's "fun" limit. Although I'm proud it got this far.


Sluggy the Unshaven: I think I'll shave my head today.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?

Jman

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« Reply #163 on: December 02, 2006, 01:43:30 AM »
I can only think of so many funny things to make them say before everything becomes a pointless TV or sport reference.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Kojinka

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« Reply #164 on: December 02, 2006, 11:08:53 AM »
It's not like it'd be the first TV or sport reference on this thread.  Heck I made a few movie references here.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

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