Author Topic: Things a Mario character would never say (Read 73408 times)

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #180 on:** December 10, 2006, 12:01:09 AM »

Peach: Hi, I'm Pt_Peach!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #181 on:** December 10, 2006, 12:29:33 AM »

Quote from: The Chef on December 09, 2006, 04:49:53 PM

Wait, since you mean the opposite what you said, that means you don't second that, so does that mean you want Jman to stop withthe quotes or not? So confuzzled....

I mean it for real. I guess I shouldn't have put the "PaperLuigi" out in front.

Jman · « **Reply #182 on:** December 10, 2006, 12:58:40 AM »

Okay, I'll try and be more original from now on.

Mario: Yes! Tom Cruise signed on to play me in the sequel to the Super Mario Brothers movie!

Luigi: It's great being second, you know? You don't matter, people never pay close attention to you, it's all Mario this and Mario that. That's the kind of life I want to keep living.

Peach: I can't believe I was not involved in the cinematic masterpiece that was Super mario Brothers: the movie.

Yoshi: Hey Toad. You wanna go over to your house and, you know, watch the game? You know, the new Rocky comes out on Jman's birthday. We should go see that, huh?

The Chef · « **Reply #183 on:** December 10, 2006, 12:12:23 PM »

Quote from: Jman on December 10, 2006, 12:58:40 AM

Peach: I can't believe I was not involved in the cinematic masterpiece that was Super mario Brothers: the movie.

The problem with that is that the princess in the movie was supposed to be Peach. They just didn't know what Princess Toadstool's first name was, so they went with the name Daisy from SML.

Kojinka · « **Reply #184 on:** December 10, 2006, 02:25:14 PM »

Quote from: Toad on December 09, 2006, 11:54:08 PM

I don't know.. I read that and the Mario Bros Italian babble from the Mario & Luigi games came to mind.

Mario: *Italian babble* A super potatoe!
Luigi: *also ITalian babble* Oh yeah!

Luigi: *more babbling* Tomorrow toe-toe vey barrow.

Mario: *more babbling* The people are involved in the voodoo.

The Chef · « **Reply #185 on:** December 10, 2006, 07:01:49 PM »

I think you've all forgotten the purpose of the topic.

Daisy: Bye, I'm not Daisy!

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #186 on:** December 10, 2006, 07:14:52 PM »

Toad: Do a barrel roll! (Z or R twice)

Mario: Wrong game, Toad...

Kojinka · « **Reply #187 on:** December 10, 2006, 08:00:21 PM »

Peach: I'm gonna make sure Waluigi gets his own game in which he'd save me from Mario.

Jman · « **Reply #188 on:** December 10, 2006, 11:04:12 PM »

The Chef: (not a quote) So her name was Daisy Toadstool? I don't know. I only saw the movie once.

Now for the quotes.

Mario: Aw! Bowser ruins everything! *pouts*

Bowser: Mario! Peach has captured Luigi and she's trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom! We have to do something!

And...that's all I have, really. My creativeness is really running dry in this topic.

kirbyman · « **Reply #189 on:** January 10, 2007, 07:32:29 PM »

Mario: Where is Everybody?

Luigi: I ain't 'fraid 'a no ghost.

Peach: Evil broccoli!!!

Toad: Fruit Salad...yummy yummy!

Peach: Evil Broccoli!

Wario: I'm SEXY!!!

Bowser: Owie! Mommy! Mario gave me a Boo-Boo!!!

Boo: Donkey Konga...Na Na Na NAA NAA!

Luigi: I'm Peach.

Goomba: Wher's my gun?

Mario: Yay! Michael Jackson! DOO-DOO-DOO!!!

BONUS Kirby: You didn't see ANYTHING. I am NOT real.

Sonic: Gah! I'm not supposed to be on this topic!!! :(

Mario: GAH!!! A GOOMBA!!!

Goomba: ???

Link: OUCH! STUPID SHIELD! STUPID SWORD!!! You both HURT Me!

Mii: Hey! I can TALK!!! Woo-Hoo!!!

kirbyman · « **Reply #190 on:** January 10, 2007, 07:50:46 PM »

Quote from: The Chef on September 03, 2006, 05:14:38 PM

Mario: [insert long, drawn-out speech here]

Well, I, Mario, hereby open this loyal castle, with all it's loyal castleyness, and the brother, of all brotherness to my brotherey brother, Luigi. And now George W. Bush will be thrown into the dungeon of this loyal castle, and thus resulting in celebrity officers coming here, still coming, and coming, threatening to kill us, and that was probbably spelled wrong, and I cannot speak in cursive, so now I will talk to my lawyer about the castle...

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #191 on:** January 10, 2007, 10:26:58 PM »

Stop. Just please.......stop.

The Chef · « **Reply #192 on:** January 11, 2007, 03:52:10 PM »

PL, tell me what good things Bush has done and I'll join you in telling him to stop.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #193 on:** January 11, 2007, 07:59:22 PM »

That's not why I was telling him to stop.

His posts included quotes from Sonic and Kirby.........they weren't even that good................meh.

Kojinka · « **Reply #194 on:** January 21, 2007, 07:06:12 PM »

I'm with PL. This thread needs to die.