Okay, I'll try and be more original from now on.
Mario: Yes! Tom Cruise signed on to play me in the sequel to the Super Mario Brothers movie!
Luigi: It's great being second, you know? You don't matter, people never pay close attention to you, it's all Mario this and Mario that. That's the kind of life I want to keep living.
Peach: I can't believe I was not involved in the cinematic masterpiece that was Super mario Brothers: the movie.
Yoshi: Hey Toad. You wanna go over to your house and, you know, watch the game? You know, the new Rocky comes out on Jman's birthday. We should go see that, huh?