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« Reply #75 on: September 20, 2006, 04:50:04 PM »
Yoshi: Blah blah blah!
Boshi: Yahoo! I loose a race again!
Shyguy: Hello. Nice to meet you. My name is shyguy. And yours?
Bandit: I love to donate!
Bob-omb Buddy: Sorry, the cannons are stuck!
King Boo: Guess what? I got a shorter tounge!

Jman

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« Reply #76 on: September 21, 2006, 06:54:38 PM »
Bowser: What's on the agenda today?  Oh yes.  Kidnap Peach at noon, Lose to Mario and Luigi at 12:20, meet with my agent for my first ever solo game at 6.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #77 on: September 23, 2006, 06:28:05 PM »
Thank you Mario!
But I ate the princess.

*take two*

Thank you Mario!
But... I have no idea where the princess is.

*take three*

Thank you Mario!
But the princess ran away.

*take four*

Thank you Mario!
but Bowser let the princess go.
« Last Edit: September 24, 2006, 04:07:52 PM by Masher101 »
Wheee...

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« Reply #78 on: September 25, 2006, 03:51:27 PM »
Mario:Ahhh! A ghost!
Luigi:I ain't afraid of no ghost!
Toad:I'm gonna go rescue the Princess
Yoshi:I'm gonna ride on Mario's Back
Peach:Ahh! Mario's gonna kidnap me again!
Daisy:Oh no! Bowser!
Bowser:Peach kidnapped me!
NOTE:None of these make sense if you put them in a complete sentence.
Kick! Punch! It's all in the mind!

Jman

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« Reply #79 on: September 26, 2006, 02:28:50 PM »
Bowser: Dang it! Year after year I toil in my plans and I don't get no respect!  I remember that year my kids and I took over Dinosaur Island.  We went to all that trouble, and Doctor Robotnik still beat me out for "Villain of the Year!"  I don't get no respect, I tell ya!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Kojinka

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« Reply #80 on: September 28, 2006, 03:00:49 PM »
Bowser: Link, I am your Father!
Bowser: I'm tired of kidnapping Peach.  Hmm... I wonder if that Hyrulian princess has any plans for tonight...
Shadow Queen: *sings* You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.  You make me happy when skies are gray.

Toad: Thank you, Mario, but our princess is in another castle.
Mario: Then who's that? *points at young woman*
Toad: That's Princess Buttercup.
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Jman

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« Reply #81 on: September 28, 2006, 03:50:00 PM »
Bowser: Hey Mario!  What do you think of my Rodney Dangerfield impression in Jman's last post?
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Kojinka

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« Reply #82 on: September 28, 2006, 05:02:03 PM »
Mario: Robotnik?!  The judging was rigged!  That award should've gone with Ganondorf!
Regards, Uncle Dolan

Jman

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« Reply #83 on: September 30, 2006, 07:47:09 PM »
Bowser: 20 years of villainy...those fools had better give me a lifetime achievement award this year.
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #84 on: October 01, 2006, 09:00:44 AM »
Mario: I admit it! My accent is FAKE!

Kojinka

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« Reply #85 on: October 01, 2006, 01:18:44 PM »
Mario: I'm Spartacus!
Luigi: I'm Spartacus!
Toad: I'm Spartacus!
Bowser: ENOUGH!  Which one of you is the REAL Spartacus!?
Peach: I'm the real Spartacus!
M,L,T,&Yoshi: I am!
Bowser: *sweat drop*
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #86 on: October 01, 2006, 01:52:02 PM »
Mario: Save the princess!? I've got more important things to do, like eating pasta!

Peach: Bowser, I love you!

E. Gadd: Duh what?

That's all I can come up with...
Werid Fortune Cookies- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Jman

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« Reply #87 on: October 01, 2006, 03:04:48 PM »
Mario: Being a plaummer is doing nothing for me.  I'm going to be a sportscaster for the Kansas City Royals!
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

Kojinka

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« Reply #88 on: October 01, 2006, 04:07:14 PM »
Waluigi: I'm-a Luigi, number-a one!

Wario: What did I do?
Mario: You killed the kart.

Goombella: Da Goombas, Da Goombas, Da Goombas, Polish Sausage
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #89 on: October 01, 2006, 04:30:00 PM »
Fawful:  Good day, good day all.  Ah, yes, the sun is shining ever so nicely, today, is it not Ms. Cackletta?  What's that?... Mustard?... Poppycock!
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

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