Awesome! I'm smart, eccentric, and can be funny under the right circumstances. And I'll be rich enough once my career as an actuary pans out. Ok, not Ben Stein rich, but whatever.
My favorite has to be the guy who answered "Turkey" on three successive questions on the British version of Family Feud. It was funny because the first answer was notably bad, but the next two questions actually made sense with Turkey as an answer. Hahaha.
As for Price is Right, a simple formula for determining your likelihood of getting selected for the show is:
1/m if you are in one of the eight largest groups of people with the same shirt on, m = the number of people in your group
1/n if you are not, n = the number of people in the audience who are not in such a group
Since m is likely to be much smaller than n, I recommend you bring about 20 or so friends and make a cheap T-shirt about the benefits of spaying and neutering your pets before you go. Favorite Price is Right clip ever was someone bidding on something, I'm not sure what it was, but I think its value was between 1000-1500, and this old lady bids "7 thousand 5-o-3"
"Are you sure you dn't mean seven HUNDRED fifty three?"
"No. 7 thousand 5-o-3."
MXC is a good show to watch, although I can do without the attempts to be funny in the dubbing. I'd like to see a correctly dubbed (or better, subtitled) version of the show that those clips are taken from, though. THAT would be hilarious. Like almost every Japanese game show.