I don't think that many others are coming...so I'm going to make a speech:
Dear Fungi Forumers:
We are gathered here today to celebrate the Grand Re-Opening of the Mario hotel. I am your hostess, Layla (aka Pt, Pt_Peach, PtPech), and I just thought it'd be formal to use Layla instead of Pt_Peach tonight. I also thought that it would be nice to end the speech right here so that we can say grace, or whatever you do before eating in your religion, if anything at all, CAUSE I'M STARVED!