(Sung to the tune of "Hotel California" by the Eagles.)
Welcome to the Mario Hotel (du du du dudu du du). Such a lovely place, (such a lovely place) Peach has a lovely face. Renting a room at the Mario Hotel. (same) Any time of year, great rooms are here.
Looking for a safe place, to hide from Bowsers goons. This is the premier place, to save you from ruin. Dr. Mario in the Med room, will help heal your wounds. Even if you are not injured, tourists are welcome too. Mario Mario is the owner, he's got a great history, of beating Bowser and his ugly henchmen, and setting folks free. And then there's Luigi, the more neglected of the bros. But when the fighting starts to get intense, he fights just like a pro. (If I think of anymore verses, I'll write them in later. Or if anyone else has some suggestions, let me know.)
By the way, I just stopped by for a visit. I'll probably just sleep on my couch in The Circle again tonight.