The Mario Bros: A Tribute
Once from the real world a plumber came.
His sole mission was to fix Manhattan's drains.
He was a hero, the citizens would say,
Going about his work day by day.
Then one day he and his brother,Luigi, were working in the pipes,
When they saw something that would surely give them a fright.
It was a little creature with a shell of green.
This was surely something they'd never seen.
So they decided to follow it into a hole,
And down through it they both went with a "Whoa"
So down they went, through the passage long and dark.
Then suddenly Luigi said, "I think I have to fart".
This would be enough to make them both pass out,
But no one says wow.
So one day from a deep sleep they awoke,
And with a great gasp they said,
"Thank goodness we aren't dead."
They started to adventure around
While realizing this wasn't a moment to frown.
They later encountered a princess with a smile,
And Mario began to think about it for awhile.
She said there were problems and needed their help.
There was King named Koopa on the loose,
And he was terrorizing things with a great big swoosh!
So off they went to look searching inch by inch
When all of a sudden they began to pick up an awful stinch.
They found it was the king they were looking for.
It was nothing now but war.
They fought him day and night
Hoping that all would turn out right.
It was a long battle for just the two
Making everyone who watched say "Whoo!"
They finally defeated him with final hit,
And he relized the Mario Bros. were to smart to outwit.
They returned to the princess awaiting their reward
Hoping for something more than a song in one accord.
The princess rewarded them with a big cake
That took her many hours to bake.
They enjoyed it the three of them.
Then Luigi stood up and said,
"I bet this cake would be better with Spam."
So now you the story of two great heroes,
Who stood up to fight a great big king.
While using nothing but their skills to fight Koopa,
And charming the princess with their bling.
