Author Topic: BORED-mk2 Super Crisis Helsinki 2013 (Read 8042 times)

Chupperson Weird · « **on:** July 30, 2006, 11:42:15 PM »

DISCLAIMER: Idiotic posts such as those rampant in the last few iterations of BORED will not be tolerated.

Narrator: Chupperson Weird was attending VacuumCon XVII. He suddenly came across an old character...

Roshan: Imagine meeting someone like you in a place like this! *double flips onto a display rack and begins shooting*

CW: *grabs a nearby vacuum* Take this!

Narrator: And the bullets were sucked into the vacuum!

CW: Good thing this was the new HyperVortex 3210 with enhanced bullet sucking power!

MMM: Look out, the place is collapsing! Let's head to the secret Japan section!

CW: Great plan! *ninja vanish!*

Narrator: Later, at the secret Japanese area of VacuumCon XVII, we find our heroes eagerly sampling the vendors' wares...

MMM: Hey, here's a rare version of Grand Fork Marauder XT episode 3!

Roshan: There you are! Now put your hands up and tell me where my cartoons are!

Narrator: TO WHAT LENGTHS WILL ROSHAN GO TO FIND THE LEGENDARY ROSHAN CARTOONS? HOW WILL CW AND MMM GET OUT OF THIS PREDICAMENT? FIND OUT NEXT TIME... ON

BORED-mk2 Super Crisis Helsinki 2013!

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #1 on:** July 30, 2006, 11:55:46 PM »

MMM: I don't know where they are.

Roshan: Sure you do! I know where they are, you should too.

CW: If you know, why don't you get them.

Monster: Roar, I am why. I am in the way of the cartoons. Roar.

Roshan: Exactly, I don't want to fight the vacuum monster.

Narrarator: And so our heros are faced with yet another challenge.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #2 on:** July 31, 2006, 12:02:34 AM »

[old black and white filmreel]

BORED and you
A Piece O' Junk Informusement Film

Cheesy deep voiced announcer: Meet Billy. Hi, Billy!

See, Billy has discovered the wonderfully funny ongoing story that is BORED.

Billy: I wanna post in BORED, Mr. Cheesy Deep Voiced Announcer!

CDVA: Whoa. Slow down, Billy! First, you need to know how to continue this story effectively! you idiot

The most important thing to remember is that BORED is meant to be random.

Billy: Oooooooh! *posts random tripe that doesn't follow the plot at all*

CDVA: Now, Billy, that's not what I meant there. moron

Billy: But you said---

CDVA: Let me finish my sentence before you speak!

Now, random is good. However, random doesn't mean going off on your own tangents! This ruined a few BOREDs in the past. Make sure your posts contribute to the plot somehow! They don't have to make sense, but at least continue the story instead of branching into a pointless sub-plot. Read the earlier BORED threads to see examples.

Billy: Ooooooh. I see. *postdelete*

CDVA: See, now YOU can post in BORED, too! Just remember these 3 simple rules:

1) Posts should be randomly amusing
2) Posts should follow the plot of the previous posts despie being random

CDVA: Have fun!

Billy: What's the third one?

CDVA: SHUT UP

AN INSANE STEVE PRODUCTION
c) 2006

*reel snaps off*

[/old black and white filmreel]

Roshan: So, ya. My cartoons. I thought--

Wait, why am I thinking?

--------MEANWHILE--------

???: So, are my evil vacuum monsters ready?
Disposable Minion #1: I guess. Actually, ya. I think.
???: Good. They must not find THE CARTOONS *thunderclap* *eerie horn siren*

WHY IS ROSHAN THINKING?
WHERE'S THE CARTOONS?
WHO IS ????
WHY DOES THE BULK OF THIS POST DO NOTHING TO ADVANCE THE PLOT?

Find out next time, when my "random plot generator" has warmed up a bit, on

BORED-mk2 SUPERSOMETHINGOROTHER LXXVIIMC or something

The Chef · « **Reply #3 on:** July 31, 2006, 09:25:53 AM »

Before I start posting in this tlpic for real, I'd like to see the previous iterations of BORED.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #4 on:** July 31, 2006, 03:13:11 PM »

In the order in which they appeared:
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=3149.0
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=3249.0
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=3250.0
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=4291.0
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6106.0
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=6754.0
http://themushroomkingdom.net/board/index.php?topic=8308.0

I think that covers it.

The Chef · « **Reply #5 on:** July 31, 2006, 04:21:17 PM »

Thanks Chupperson. I shall begin posting here later on.

Hirocon · « **Reply #6 on:** July 31, 2006, 05:36:11 PM »

CW: Vacuum monster, are you any match for my Eagle's Claw? *strikes kung fu pose*

Monster: Yes.

CW: You may be a match for my Eagle's Claw, but can you withstand the deliciously awesome power of PEZ?

*pulls out Pez dispenser*

*tilt's head on Pez dispenser four times in rapid succession, shooting four Pez out at 0.8 times the speed of light*

Monster: You have wounded me mortally, becuase my Pez resistant armor was designed to sustain only three consecutive Pez stirkes! NOOOOOOO! Roar. *explodes*

Janitor: Now there are chunks of vacuum monster everywhere! It will take all day to clean this up! Have at thee! *charges at CW with mop*

CW: *fires Pez at Janitor*

Janitor: *effortlessly deflects Pez with mop handle while continuing charge*

Roshan: While CW is distracted I can grab the legendary cartoons!

Narrator: Or can he...?

Suffix · « **Reply #7 on:** July 31, 2006, 09:09:37 PM »

Roshan: Almost there-- All I have to do is use my enormous diamond to rip through that tissue paper! Then riches will be mine!

Narrator: Investment in Early Childhood Education is our most effect-- Oh, he made it. Chupperson is not to be seen...

CW: Yeah, sorry about that. I'm kind of busy with the (WHACK) broom handle and (WHACK) lunatic who cannot be defeated by (WHACK) Pez.

Roshan: *extends hands greedily*

U "F" O: Gwahahahahahaha! Mufufufufufufufufu! Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! It is I, Unknown Final Opponent! None shall pass!

Roshan: Weren't you on my side? (dimwit)

U "F" O: You'll never get past my panhandlers! *pulls lever*

Roshan: You traaaaaaiitooooor!

---

Narrator: Roshan finds himself... in space?

Crewmember: Something struck our superscanner, sir!

First Mate: Start screen! *Roshan appears to be plastered on the scanner*

Crewmember2: Cinders n' sashes! IT'S YOU!

First Mate: Set'im starboard site six...

Narrator: Roshan find himself on the Starsip--ship Supersized, manned almost completely by panhandlers! It's 2013, the far future!

Roshan: <groan>cartoons...</groan>What the dukar. They're not panhandlers.

Crewmember#: Suffering sandwiches! Sacred captain will wish to see such a sight!

Narrator: Indeed! These people are not panhandlers... They are panhandles!

Crewmember3000: Si, subject finds himself inside the UIOA Startship Supersized!

I~S: The Association of Inanimate Objects is not recognized, and probably never will.

Crewmember#: Silence, supercilious someone! I'm a panhandle, and proud of it! Call the captain!

CARTOONS?
SPACE?
PANHANDLES?

Area 64 · « **Reply #8 on:** July 31, 2006, 09:13:28 PM »

Uh, I have four questions:

1) Does "BORED" stand for anything?
2) Who are MMM and Rashon?
3) What cartoon is Rashon referring to?
4) What's with the title?

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #9 on:** July 31, 2006, 09:33:52 PM »

::::MEANWHILE:::

???: I see Roshan has been taken to outer space.

Disposable Minion #1: What will become of MMM and CW?

???: The Janator should take care of CW, but for MMM I have something special planned...

Disposable Minion #1337: Me, Sir??!

???: No, my secret weapon, you see, my real name is Rashon. I am Roshan's brother! I have forged this army of you Disposable Minions to destroy my brother's every wish and desire! Minions, off to take care of Roshan on the Starship. I shall take care of MMM and what's left of CW!!! SOON MY BROTHER WILL FINALLY PAY FOR HIS HATRED OF ME!!!

Dancing Turtle: What about me?

???: Get out of here.

The Chef · « **Reply #10 on:** August 01, 2006, 12:23:31 PM »

*cut to a scene of a very round spaceship*

*A kid with spikey hair and whiskers is looking out of the window*

Rob-Bert: Uh-oh, it looks like the hero of the story has been taken aboard that starship.

Hazie: Lemmie see... CoOl! It's being driven by Panhandles!!

RB: You can see that far into the ship?

Hazie: Uh, I guess so.

Cranium: I'm not sure if it's our best interests to interfere with another space travller's business. What do you think, Blue Glorb?

Blue Glorb: bibblebabblebobbleboo

Cranium: Then it's settled. Fuzzle, prepare the main cannon.

Fuzzle: Aye, aye, sir.

*the cannon charges up and blasts the Starship Supersized*

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #11 on:** August 02, 2006, 11:48:23 AM »

CW: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo *falls into a dark oblivion still yelling* oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

***MEANWHILE***

Roshan: *ungh* Someone tell me who's shooting at us, now!

First Mate: It doesn't look good.

Roshan: ?

Starship Supersized: *crashes into Earth*

Narrator: Incredibly, Roshan was the only survivor of the crash!

CW: *falls out of dark oblivion, onto the ground* ooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *ooof* Hey, where are we?

Roshan: Earth. Where did you come from anyway?

CW: I dunno, last thing I remember I was chucking PEZ at some guy or something. I guess we got away from that monster for now.

Roshan: Excellent! My Pen Knife Tracking Utility has picked up the signal of the cartoons going east southwest! Looks like we just have to head right under those hills!

CW: Under? This can't be good...

Narrator: SUDDENLY 3000 MEAT-EATING FROGS CAME HOPPING ACROSS THE PLAIN! WHAT WILL OUR HEROES DO NOW?

CW: Augh! These frogs pack a mean bite! *pain* I know! *whips out broom and begins twirling it like a quarterstaff*

Narrator: WILL CHUPPERSON'S PLAN SUCCEED? WHERE WILL IT ALL LEAD? FIND OUT IN OUR NEXT EXCITING INSTALLMENT!

Suffix · « **Reply #12 on:** August 02, 2006, 01:55:04 PM »

Elderly Boorish Voice: ...fun for the whole family. Come on down to the fair and have a somewhat good... time... *snore*

Obnoxiously Deep-Voiced Announcer: And now, back to our sheduled progrum.

---

Narrator: Frogs from the heavens! Frogs from the sea! Frogs crawling, hopping, and nobody to answer See-Doubleyou's plea!

Frogs: Ribbut! Rubbit! ROAAR! *chomp*

CW: The broom will sweep no longer... *single tear*

Roshan: Look! In the sky!

CW: It's a bird!

Frog: Issa blane.

Odd Voice: AAAAAHHHHHH! I'm on fire!!

Narrator: And down, from the sky, came the captain! Our saviour!

Captain: I'm on fire!! And still falling!

CW: This is taking forever. Doesn't your Pen Knife Tracking Utility have a 3000 Meat-Eating Creature Spray?

Roshan: So it does... *psshhhhh*

Frogs: OH THE HUMANITY! *croak*

...17.134 minutes later...

Captain: Maaaaaaan, now my skeleton's showing. You'd think that by falling at the rate I do, I wouldn't burn up in the atmosphere. I need some cloth patches. *looks left* Supersized! It's gone! And it's our only Spacesip...ship...

Roshan: Do we know you?

Narrator: LAMPSHADE has joined your party!

Cpt Lampshade: w00t, where's the punch? I tell you what, I don't miss those panhandles. They could drink like nobod--

CW: Great. This doesn't help at all. We have to get under these hills, but how? Our only answer from above was a partially burnt inanimate object.

HOW WILL THEY GET UNDER THE HILLS?
Lampshade: Will we get to play POP-O-MATIC PERIL?
WILL YOU BE QUIET?

The Chef · « **Reply #13 on:** August 02, 2006, 02:16:08 PM »

*Cranium's ship lands near CW, Roshan and Lampshade*

Ron-Bert: Sorry about what we did to your ship. Is it OK if we join you on your quest?

Hazie: Yeah. We're a little BORED.

(Narrator)The Chef: That wasn't funny, maggot.

Hazie: Who said that!?

Cranium: The Narrator. He controls our fate, so I'd advise you not to agitate him.

Hazie: OK.

Rob-Bert: So, CW, Roshan and Lampshade, may we join you?

Fuzzle: Howdya know their names, kid?

Rob-Bert: The Narrator told me.

Hazie: How come the narrator hasn't told me anything yet!?

Blue Glorb: BloopedyBlipedyBleep

Hazie: Waddaya mean it's union-only!? What is a union, anyway!?

Fuzzle: Will you just shut up?

Hazie: Sorry.

The Chef: Will Roshan, CW and Lampshade allow Rob-Bert and his friends to join them on their expedition?
Will Hazie ever get back in my good books? Find out all this and more on the next episode of BORED!

*cut to a commercial*

Man-Frog: I just saved a bunch o' money on my car insurance by switching to Gieco!

Boy-Turtle: But this is a commercial for Cunning Ham's Used Game Emporium.

Man-Frog: Then what the heck are we doing here?

Cunning Ham: That's what I'd like to know, punk!

Man-Frog: *gulp*

*end commercial*

Suffix · « **Reply #14 on:** August 07, 2006, 11:03:49 PM »

I~S: Drastic changes! The continuation! Must... reach... delete... key!

Narrator: Just because it didn't work doesn't mean that-- please-- I want some Cunning Ham! (sorry, Chef, try again with standard form)

I~S: BOOOOOM

::MEANWHILE::

Roshan: *belches* Using Club Soda to get under this hill was a bad idea. All we have now is wet ground.

Lampshade: *hobbles off, muttering something about The Vlagranian*

CW: Need a DUMS? (dum, dum dum dum DUUUUUUM)

Roshan: No, I've got a better idea. Let's use the newly patented Hint-patch for your Pez Dispenser!

Pez Dispenser: THERE'S GOLD IN THEM THAR HILLS!

Roshan: ...

CW: Aw, now we totally have to go under the hills, around the forest, and then through the river. *activates Hint Dispenser*

Pez Dispenser: DO A BARREL ROLL!

CW: *rolls on the ground*

Roshan: WTD are you doing?!

CW: Yes. *falls through ground* Glitchy! Wootzers!

Roshan: Once again, "..."

WHERE, PRECISELY, IS OUR DYNAMIC DUO?
WILL THE HINT DISPENZ0R ACTUALLY WORK?
WILL THIS SENTENCE B

The Chef · « **Reply #15 on:** August 08, 2006, 08:54:32 AM »

The Chef: Apparently no-one cares about my characters.

Rob-Bert: What's wrong with us?

Hazie: Do we offend? *sniffs armpit*

Blue Glorb: booblybooble

Fuzzle: This sucks.

Cranium: I concur. Roshan did not even hear our request.

The Chef: I jsu thope I don't have to stop posting here.

All: *gulp*

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #16 on:** August 08, 2006, 11:29:46 PM »

Problem is, The Chef introduced too many random characters, and all at the same time. I'll post a continuation when it's not necessary for me to sleep.

Jman · « **Reply #17 on:** August 09, 2006, 01:44:50 PM »

Now, as a special bonus, our next contestant, Ron Piccalo, will eat a live rat for our own amusement. But he doesn't know that it's not for money.

Ron: I'd better be getting paid good money for this! *lifts the rat to his mouth*

Suddenly, a random gun blast shot the rat out of his hand.

Ron: What the heck? That was the million dollar rodent!

A shadow came out from behind the alley's resident pinball machine.

It was Tony Silverball.

Tony: Kid, you seem to be really bored if you're eating a rat for money. I think it's time you found a real hobby.

Ron: But eating random, disgusting things is my hobby! These animals are real!

Then, 300 man sized rats hopped out from the sewer hole, and I sat back and laughed.

Tony: Let's see you eat one of these guys! *runs off to play more pinball.*

Ron: Oh goody. *stabs one rat with a fork which, without explanation, appeared in the sky.*

Tony: *singing* He's a pinball wizard, there has to be a twist!

Ron: *stabs the rat in its other leg.*

Instead of getting weary, the rat only becomes angrier and rips Ron to shreds.

HOW WILL PLAYING PINBALL SAVE TONY FROM THE JAWS OF DEATH???

HOW DID 300 RATS BECOME LIFE-SIZE, ANYWAY???

WAS THIS MY FIRST SUCCESSFUL BORED POST???

Tony: Save me, Roshan!

Suffix · « **Reply #18 on:** August 09, 2006, 09:59:30 PM »

<comment>Listen up, people. Even though Jman's post was actually funny, you aren't quite getting the picture. Perhaps you didn't read Insane Steve's 100% explicit post. And I quote:

The most important thing to remember is that BORED is meant to be random.
Billy: Oooooooh! *posts random tripe that doesn't follow the plot at all*
CDVA: Now, Billy, that's not what I meant there. (moron)

"Now, random is good. However, random doesn't mean going off on your own tangents! This ruined a few BOREDs in the past. Make sure your posts contribute to the plot somehow! They don't have to make sense, but at least continue the story instead of branching into a pointless sub-plot. Read the earlier BORED threads to see examples."

Chupperson has decreed that his masterpiece will now be genetically engineered. The Chef got his one waste of space. Jman... Well, I hate to call that fairly amusing piece a waste of space, but it's not for BORED. Genetic engineering means, "death to you all!" And now back to the story.
</comment>

-------------------------------------------ENDTRANSMISSION-------------------------------------------

Narrator: We find our duo underground, at the Z=0 level!

CW: This is exactly like one of the Super Mario Sunshine glitches that have reached the mailbag. One of the many, I--

Roshan: ...

CW: Stop interrupting me! Oh, look, a big ol' remote!

Remote: I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL PAYPERVIEW REMOTE! Gimme a quarter, and I might help you.

CW: As a matter of fact, we do need some fish. It's rather deep and dark and whatnot.

Roshan: I want gold! Not fish! *gives quarter* O Great and Powerful Payperview Remote! What wonders will thy work?

CW: *whisper*jonanderson*/whisper*

Remote: *poof*

Jon Anderson: Hekids! Sae YES t'not ooting maet!

Remote: *disappears*

Narrator: JON ANDERSON used FLASH!

CW: Incredible! We're saved! We can see the innards of the hills and ground! Z=0 never looked so nice!

Roshan: Oh my jigloyarns...

WHAT SORT OF AWESOMENESS WILL ANDERSON BRING?
WHY DID CHUPPERSON SO ENTHUSIASTICALLY SUMMON HIM?
WHAT IS SO EXCITING THAT PROMPTED ROSHAN TO USE CRUDE LANGUAGE AT THE END?

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #19 on:** August 09, 2006, 10:20:41 PM »

Narrarator: Welcome back! To Recap, we find our friends trapped in ground! Z=0. CW and Roshan have gained a new powerfull ally, Jon Anderson. They are still on the quest for the cartoons, and Rashon is still trying to get even with his brother. But, where is MMM?

::: BACK AT THE CONVENTION :::

MMM: FINALLY I HAVE ROSHAN'S CARTOONS!!!

ZAP!!

???: Ah ha! I see that you have tried to steal my brother's cartoons. All for not, MMM, you are now a pile of dust.

:::At Z=0:::

Roshan: I have a bad feeling about this...

CW: What do you have to worry about? We just need to get the remote to telelport us back to the convention, and we'll have those cartoons!

Narrarator: Suddenly, a anvil falls from the sky.

Jon Anderson: Alas, I am now dead.

CW: Remote, teleport us ba--

Narrarator: Ah ha ha, CW, the Remote was crushed along with Jon Anderson!

HOW WILL OUR HEROS GET THE CARTOONS?
WHY DOES ??? HAVE THE CARTOONS?
WILL MMM EVER RETURN FROM THE PILE OF DUST?

TEM · « **Reply #20 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:54:41 AM »

Narrator: Oh boy, plot twists!

///CONVENTION///

Random Nerdiotype: Yeah that episode was... *cough* *hack*

Less Nerdiotype: What's wrong?

R. Nerdiotype: I kicked up this pile of dust and inhaled it into --- Oh no! My Brain! AAAAHHHHH!

///Level Z=0///

Narrator: You guys are so stuck here.

Roshan: Okay that's it! *jumps on Narrator*

///The Far Reaches of Japan///

Roy: (My spider-sense is tingling.)

IS JON ANDERSON REALLY DEAD?
WHY AM I BRINGING HIM UP AFTER NOT MENTIONING HIM IN MY ITERATION?
WHY DOES ROY HAVE SPIDER-SENSE?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Insane Steve · « **Reply #21 on:** August 10, 2006, 12:18:02 PM »

Narrator: Ow! That hurt!
Roshan: Yea. I won't do it any more if you let us out of here.
Narrator: Ok, fine.

--------Level Z=-1--------

CW: Negative 1?!
Narrator: Ha! *runs*
Roshan: Oh, wonderful.
CW: YOU'RE the one who jumped on that guy! You have no right to complain.

--------MEANWHILE, IN JAPAN--------

Roy: (Ya, something's definitely wrong. Something. Or something.)
Psychotic Japanese Guy: Looooook! Is Orangu Yoshi!
Other Psychotic Japanese Guy: Oragnu Yoshi! Where is?
Psychotic Japanese Guy: Is right there! Loooooook! *chases after Roy*
Roy: (Oh, great.) *runs*

--------MEANWHILE--------

???: Hahaha! I got the Roshan cartoons! And our evil Narrator spy person has trapped those punks in LEVEL Z=NEGATIVE ONE. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Disposable Minion #4958340958390853: Wait, wasn't there some orange Yoshi or something with them?
???: Relax, he's in Japan. Someone there will do some psychotic Japanese thing to him.
Disposable Minion #4958340958390853: Ah.....
???: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Disposable Minion #4958340958390853: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
???: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Disposable Minion #4958340958390853: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
???: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Disposable Minion #4958340958390853: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WILL OUR HEROES BE ABLE TO ESCAPE FROM LEVEL Z=-1?
WILL ROY BE ABLE TO ESCAPE THE PSYCHOTIC JAPANESE GUYS?
WILL THE VILLIANS BE ABLE TO ESCAPE THEIR BOUT OF MANAICAL LAUGHTER?
WILL THIS STORY BE ABLE TO ESCAPE FROM NONSENSICAL ADD-ONS?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BORED

The Chef · « **Reply #22 on:** August 10, 2006, 08:35:54 PM »

~Level Z -1~

Roshan: So now what are we supposed to do?

CW: Find our way out of here.

Roshan: There IS no way out. No doors, no windows, no air vents, no cracks in the ceiling or floor.

CW: So it's safe to say we're going to die?

Roshan: Unfortuantely, yes. I'll get you yet, 'Narrator'!!!!!!!

~Meanwhile, in Japan~

Roy: (Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!)

Psycotic Japanese Guys: Orangu Yoshi!!!!

~Meanwhile, in whereever ??? is currently located~

???: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Disposable Minion #4958340958390853: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA-- *hack* *dies*

???: HAHAHAHAHA... huh? Ah well, guess it's time to call in the next disposable minion.

Disposable Minion #4958340958390854: Here I am, sir!

???: OK. Your first mission is to go fetch me a Tall Cold One.

Disposable Minion #4958340958390854: Yes sir!

~Meanwhile, in the middle of nowhere~

Rob-Bert: Hopefully this will be my chance to shine. I must find the legendary reality-bending Blue Tomato in order to save Roshan!

Real Narrator(The Chef): Well don't screw it up. The Fake Narrator that imprisoned ROshan is after the Tomato too.

-Will Roshan get his revenge on the Fake Narrator?
-Will Roy ever get away from the Psychotic Japanese Guys?
-Will Disposable Minion #4958340958390854 succeed in retrieving ???'s Tall Cold One?
-Will Rob-Bert find the Blue Tomato in time to recue Roshan and CW?
-Is this enough questions?

Find out on the next exciting episode of..... BORED-mk2 Super Crisis Helsinki 2013!!!

~And now a word from Man-Frog...~

Man-Frog: Ribbitstuff..

Suffix · « **Reply #23 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:08:58 PM »

Narrator: I'm the master! No mere mortal and narrate a story!

Roshan: So, I found a Blue Tomato. In my back pocket. Tomatoes aren't usually blue, how 'bou--

CW: Gimme! *holds aloft* I got nothing.

Blue Tomato: *fizzpoppoof*

Narrator: Behold! The Blue Tomato seriously did bend reality! Their position on the Z axis has been REVERSED! They are now at Z=1, which means...

Roshan: We're outside the hiiiillll! And sitting on top of it. Things are looking up.

???: Look what Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii haaaaaave!

::MEATWHILE::

Roy: Oh man, this beef whateveritis is awesome.

Orangu Yoshi: Sam suff, eh?

Suffix: That's almost to par, Chef.

::MEANWHILE::

WILL ??? REVEAL HIS IDENTITY?
DOES HE HAVE THE STOLEN CARTOONS WITH HIM? OR ARE THEY A DECOY, LIKE, ROY CARTOONS?
WILL YOU CAPITALIZE THE FINAL QUESTIONS?
WILL YOU REALIZE THAT THE QUESTIONS ARE FINAL AND REQUIRE NOTHING AFTERWARD? EXCEPT PERHAPS A SHORT FIND OUT NEXT TIME?

Koopaslaya · « **Reply #24 on:** August 10, 2006, 11:21:25 PM »

???'s IDENTITY HAS ALREADY BEEN REVEALED!!!

Suffix · « **Reply #25 on:** August 11, 2006, 02:24:31 PM »

*to the protagonists

The Chef · « **Reply #26 on:** August 11, 2006, 04:29:20 PM »

The Chef: Let's see if I can make this better.

~On top of the hill~

???: I have a dollar!

Roshan: That's great.

CW: You want a cookie?

???: No, but I do want to know how you escaped.

Roshan: We used this. *holds up Blue Tomato*

???: That Tomato is blue!!

CW: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

Captain Obvious: Anytime, good citizen. *flies off*

???: Just where did you get it anyway!?

Rob-Bert: Well, actually, it was me who sent it to them.

???: And why the heck did you want to save Roshan!?

Rob-Bert: I'm a big cartoon fan, OK?

Roshan: Enough talk, just tell us where my cartoons are!

???: Never!

CW: Then I guess it's time for a long, drawn-out fight scene!

???: Bring it on!

~Meanwhile in Japan~

Roy: (Why the heck are you chasing me anyway?)

Psycho Japanese Guys: We dunno.

Roy: (OK, so how bout you just stop chasing me and I can get back to my master?)

PJGs: OK.

Roy: (Good. Sayonara and stuff.Now all I have to do is find Roshan.)

~Meanwhile in the middle of Nowhere~

The Chef: Did I do good this time Suffix?

Man-Frog: Am I a good character?

The Chef: Shut up.

WILL ROSHAN, CW AND ROB-BERT DEFEAT ??? AND RECLAIM THE STOLEN CARTOONS?
WILL ROY EVER BE REUNITED WITH ROSHAN?
WILL THE CHEF EVER WRITE A PART THAT SUFFIX THINKS IS GOOD?
IS MAN-FROG A GOOD CHARACTER?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF YOU-KNOW-WHAT!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #27 on:** August 12, 2006, 01:35:41 AM »

Man-Frog: RAAAAAAAR
???'s minions: *surround*
CW: Dang it, now we're surrounded by ???'s minions. Try saying "???" three times fast.
Roshan: ??? ??? ???
CW: I said, try saying "???" three times fast!
Roshan: ...

*JAPAN*
Roy: (I've been flying around this same building for three hours now. What's with that?)

*HILL*
CW: If I ever get out of here, I've thought of giving it all away, to a registered charity.
???: Giving what away?
CW: Oh, I dunno, maybe some beef jerky. jerkyJerkyJERKY

*MEATWHILE*
jerkyJerkyJERKY
Roy: *gets hit with sound of jerkyJerkyJERKY* (BWAHHHHHHH!!!!!!)

*HILL*
CW: Hey, what's that, up in the distance?
Roshan: Looks like... a ... black yoshi?
Airplane: *runs into Black Yoshi*
Black Yoshi: NOO NOT AGAIN
Roy: *flies down to the top of the hill with incredible speed* (Hey, guys.)
Roshan: Excellent. Now let's get out of here.
Roshan and Roy: *fly away*
CW: Hey guys... I think... you forgot something... *looks around*
???: NOW YOU SHALL FEEL MY WRATH! GIANT SQUIRREL ATTACK
GIANT SQUIRREL: *ATTACK*
CW: *transforms like Optimus Prime into Chuppersman*
Chuppersman: Hoochoochoochoochoo *awesome kung fu moves* HAMASAKA!
Man-Frog: Why did I have to open my big mouth?

WHY DID MAN-FROG HAVE TO OPEN HIS BIG MOUTH?
WILL ROSHAN FIND THE CARTOONS?
WILL CHUPPERSMAN FIND MMM AND ROSHAN?
Roy: (What about me?)
WHAT ABOUT ROY, ANYWAY?

FIND OUT!

The Chef · « **Reply #28 on:** August 12, 2006, 09:14:42 AM »

-Hill-

Rob-Bert: Cool! I get to watch a giant robot/monster fight scene!

*Chuppersman punches Giant Squirrel square in the nose*

Rob-Bert: Uh-oh. Looks like he's coming straight down.

Man-Frog: TIMBER!!

The Chef: Will you shut up!?

*KO'd Giant Squirrel lands o n Black Yoshi, killing him.*

Man-Frog: Oh my god! He killed Black Yoshi!

The Chef: Good work, Captain Obvious.

Captain Obvious: Just doin' my job. *flies off*

*Chuppersman changes back into CW*

CW: So how do we find Roshan?

Rob-Bert: We use this! *holds up Blue Tomato*

CW: Ok then....

Blue Tomato: *zap*

-Meatwhile-

Roshan: These burgers are good.

Roy:(Next time, you're paying.)

-Elsewhiles-

???: Little do they know that the fastfood joint where they got those burgers was actually mine! The burgers they just ate conatined secret trackng devices. Now I will destroy them and they'll NVER get those cartoons! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Man-Frog: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

???: How the heck did you get here!?

WILL THE BLUE TOMATO HELP ROB AND CW FIND ROSHAN AND ROY?
WILL ???'s EVIL PLAN WORK?
WHERE ARE THE ROSHAN CARTOONS?
HOW THE HECK DID MAN-FROG GET IN HERE?

FIND OUT ON...... never mind.

Suffix · « **Reply #29 on:** August 12, 2006, 02:37:35 PM »

Narrator: Down in the depths of the virtual world, where people are not meant to go...

*/ Z = -1 /*

CW: Gee whiz, I was hoping the Blue Tomato would be a little less predictable.

Narrator: Oh, but it was! The area was not truely Z = -1, it was Z = -2!

CW : Great, we're further underground than last time. Rob-Bert, you had better be more careful with this produce of yours. Would you happen to have a Blue Carrot? Or something?

Rob-Bert: No, but I do have this Blue Broccoli. But... Uh... you can't have it. And we can't use it.

CW: Avast, ye scurvy doge! 'Tis mine! *holds up Blue Broccoli*

Rob-Bert: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO--

Female Voice: Welcome, Rob-Bert, to your secret lair!

Narrator: Down in the previously greyness, a light appears! 'Tis a door! Will you ENTER DOOR or LOOK DOOR?

CW: ENTER DOOR

*cue evil march music*

Rob-Bert: It's not what you thi--

CW: Oh. No.

Narrator: And up on the balcony of a posh apartment, CW beheld a terrible sight: Rows and rows of conveyor belts, with line after line of MAN-FROGS!

Rob-Bert: You've seen too much. Now I'll have to make a pizza out of you. Which is a euphemism for saying I'm going to have to make you into an inanimate object, but one with no--

Tall Man with Cape: I hereby order you to cease and desist all construction within MY PROPERTY!

CW: Oh no, another supervillian!

'Tall Man with Cape: 'Tis I, Vlagranian! 9TH TOENAIL! COME AND DETAIN THESE FOOLS! Mwa, ha, ha!

Man-Frog #1037: Are you kidding?

SO MANY HAPPENINGS, CAN I COMPREHEND THE COMPLEXITY OF WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
WILL YOU?
WILL YOU ALSO HAVE TO CONDUCT SOME RESEARCH?

The Chef · « **Reply #30 on:** August 13, 2006, 01:16:07 PM »

CW: Why didn't you tell me you were an evil villain?

Rob-Bert: I'm not!

CW: Then why did you have access to this evil place?

Rob-Bert: I was framed!!

CW: By who!?

Tall Man With Cape: Yeah, by who?

Rob-Bert: By ???, that's who!

CW and TMWC: Really!?

Rob-Bert: Yes! He slipped the Blue Broccoli into my pocket when I wasnt looking! He just wanted to get rid of us! Now he's using this evil machine to create thousands of Man-Frog copies!

Original Man-Frog: Aha! So I AM a good character!

The Chef: Shut up! This is getting good....

CW: So now what?

Rob-Bert: We find Roshan and ROy go of to kick ???'s sorry hide!!

CW: Sounds good to me.

Tall Man With Cape: What about the Man-Frog machine?

Rob-Bert: You're the guard, you can just shut it off.

TMWC: Oh right. Sorry.

CW: Now let's get outta here.

Rob-Bert: This time, I handle the Blue Tomato.

Blue Tomato: *zzzap*

~Otherwhiles~

???: Where is ROshan currently located?

Man-Frog Copy No. 365243: He's right outside the front door, sir.

???: WHAT!!? Send out the entire Man-Frog army!! Posthaste!!

Man-Frog Copy No. 365243: Yessir!

Roshan: Well, we're here.

Roy: (Good one, Captain Obvious.)

Captain Obvious: Thank you. *flies off*

Roshan: So how do we get in?

Roy: (Don't look at me, you're the hero of this story.)

~Meatwhile~

Black Yoshi: Mmm, this steak rawks.

Man-Frog: You said it brother.

Black Yoshi: *urgle* *dies of food poisoning*

WILL THE BLUE TOMATO WORK FOR ROB AND CW THIS TIME?
IS THE TALL MAN IN THE CAPE A GOOD GUY OR A BAD GUY?
HOW WILL ROSHAN GET INSIDE ???'S EVIL LAIR?
WILL ???'S EVIL PLAN BE FOILED OR WILL HE SUCCEED?
WAS THE MAN-FROG WITH BLACK YOSHI THE ORIGINAL OR ONE OF ???'S EVIL COPIES?
IS THIS ENOUGH QUESTIONS?

FIND OUT ON- *cut off*

Jman · « **Reply #31 on:** August 16, 2006, 10:05:43 AM »

???: Ha ha ha! Now that I have cut off that annoying Peter Brady type narrator, I shall be the chosen raddish to...man, whoever writes this dialog is terrible at it! Now for my next grand plot: Destroy Roshan and his makeshift posse!

Roshan: Where the heck is everybody else?

???: Ah, if it isn't Roshan. I'm so glad you could come and join me.

Roshan: Join you? For what?

???: Your death. Man-Frog Army, attack!
*a thousand Man-Frog dopplegangers come out of the door and begin attacking Roshan and Roy. They struggle, but to no avail. A long, drawn out fight scene ends with...wait, what is going on now? Could it be that the rest of the group has arrived in time to save Roshan's tail?

CW: Dear gosh, it's all coming true! A thousand evil clones are killing our compadres!

TMWC: I'll handle this! *yells as he charges full-speed toward the dopplegangers.*

However, he was doomed to run smack-dab into a tree when the entire doppleganger army moved out of his way.

At this same moment, Roshan was chucked and he hit Rob-Bert as they both tumbled to the ground.

Rob-Bert: Those devious man frogs are going down! I will not eat another chicken sandwich until they are defeated! Prepare to defend our small shred of dignity, men!

Dignity: *cowers behind Roshan's body.*

WILL IT ALL END HERE???
HAVE I ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTED TO THE STORY THIS TIME AROUND???
IS CW THE DIFFERENCE MAKER IN THIS BATTLE???
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF BORED!!!

The Chef · « **Reply #32 on:** August 16, 2006, 07:00:24 PM »

Rob-Bert: We must must fight!

CW: Tell me again, Captain Obvious.

Captain Obvious: We must fight!

CW: ...

Captain Obvious: Sorry. *flies away*

Real Man-Frog: Couldn't he just use the Blue Tomato in this fight?

The CHef: Will you be quiet!? Although I was wondering aboutthat myself...

Rob-Bert: The narrator and the real Man-Frog just gave me an idea, CW.

CW: What is it?

Rob-Bert: Watch. *holds up Blue Tomato*

Blue Tomato: *zzaap*

*The entire army along with Black Yoshi is teleported to outer space, where they die of oxygen loss*

???: Ahh! You ruined my plans!

Rob-Bert: Of course I did, Captain Obvious.

Captain Obvious: Yeah, I know.

CW: Will you get out of here!?

Captain Obvious: Sorry. *flies off*

Tall Man With Cape: Where's Roshan?

???: I "apprehended" him before you got here.

*Roshan and Roy are seen sitting in a classroom*

Roshan: I can't believe he gave us detention!

Roy: (I can't believe much of anything anymore.)

???: Now the Roshan cartoons will be mine and there's nothing you can do to stop me!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

WILL ROB-BERT, CW AND TMWC SAVE ROSHAN AND ROY OR WILL ??? FINALLY SUCCEED?

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT EPISODE/EXITING CONCLUSION OF

BORED MKII SUPER CRISIS HELSINKI 2013!!!