Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1279154 times)

Luigison · « **Reply #105 on:** February 29, 2004, 08:30:57 PM »

There is no reason. As you said it is "inexplicable".

What is Leap Day?

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #106 on:** March 02, 2004, 03:37:49 PM »

"What IS this inexplicable reason for Giftedgirl's obsession with farting."

She's probably LORD_DUKE. (Look at the first few pages of "A Mario Story: You Add ONE sentence to the tale")

Why does marioguy try to be evil, yet so obnixous?

Si las paredes podrían hablar, podría perforar los agujeros en ellas así que cerrarían el infierno para arriba.

MadRhetoric · « **Reply #107 on:** March 02, 2004, 03:44:59 PM »

Dr. Phil: It's a stage.

TEM · « **Reply #108 on:** March 02, 2004, 03:48:28 PM »

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

My other signature is a Porsche.

Edited by - TheEggMan on 3/2/2004 1:49:03 PM

Popple · « **Reply #109 on:** March 02, 2004, 05:20:10 PM »

three regulation two by fours.

When isn't it okay?

Screech · « **Reply #110 on:** March 02, 2004, 07:14:58 PM »

When you ask if it's okay, and the person you are asking is unable to respond.

What is a stupid qusestion?

I might be Sadib...

Jman · « **Reply #111 on:** March 02, 2004, 07:21:37 PM »

This. "Where is the taco barn?"

Now for my real question, Is it too late to bash somebody with a sledgehammer?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #112 on:** March 02, 2004, 10:37:25 PM »

Yes. Sledgehammer bashing hours are 9 to 6, Central Standard Time.

Why is the last of the grapes?

Popple · « **Reply #113 on:** March 02, 2004, 11:11:08 PM »

Yep, they have just enough.

Is there an ant in my pant?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #114 on:** March 03, 2004, 06:15:12 PM »

You mean is there an ant in your PANTS and no, there is not.

Who is LORD_DUKE?

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Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase! Hakuna Matata! Ain''t no passin'' craze! It means "no worries" for the rest of your days! It''s our problem free philosophy! Hakuna Matata!

Forest Guy · « **Reply #115 on:** March 03, 2004, 06:57:23 PM »

I refuse to sing that signature.

Why is the world so cold when you first wake up?

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If it is black and white and smells awful, I assure you it''s adorable.

TEM · « **Reply #116 on:** March 03, 2004, 07:26:56 PM »

Because you slept outside in the snow.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord.

My other signature is a Porsche.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #117 on:** March 03, 2004, 08:19:32 PM »

An Elongated Avian.

Why did the frog cross the chicken?

The Andorian Mining Consortium runs from no one.

Popple · « **Reply #118 on:** March 03, 2004, 10:19:59 PM »

For fear of Y2K virus'es's which indulged upon that one side of the chicken which the frog was on before it crossed.

How is a pineapple relevant to apples and pines?

(ps. I meant pant, it's not my fault if I can't afford more than one pant at a time.)

Edited by - Popple on 3/3/2004 8:21:29 PM

Markio · « **Reply #119 on:** March 03, 2004, 10:40:40 PM »

Because pineapples go sledding in pine groves and apple orchards only. (I LIKE hakuna mutata!

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Why do fools fall in love?

Edited by - Markio on 3/3/2004 8:41:50 PM